The problem is the amount..who let me buy a gallon of pickles? Not even a gallon of water is good for you! I totally made that up to support my argument SHUT IT!
Brandon: “You don’t know impulse purchasing until you buy a gallon of pickles and never open it.” Me: *sitting with a 5 pound bag of gummy-bears on my lap* Well-
Thing is he might have said nobody needs all those pickles but i get that same first jar of pickles multiple times, atleast once or twice a month...yeah i have a lot of pickle jars i don't know what to do with.
@@sonjawright518 yes that is why we waste so much food. Now there are certain things like medicines and things that you do have to be careful about when it comes to the date by which it says they are bad because I've been told that you can get sick from expired medication but my dad hasn't been sick since 2015 literally his immune system is like gold and he hasn't been sick since 2015 and then he gets the worst cold possible worries running a fever and is coughing and it's got bronchitis and he ends up taking NyQuil and he was fine and that's how he figured out the last time he was sick was because he had NyQuil in his cabinet and it said it expired in 2015 and so he realized that was the last time he been sick and now it's 2019 almost 2020. I was like wow it's been a while since you were sick! I guess his medicine was fine because he got over his thing quickly . But that's what I've heard anyways that medicine can make you sick if you take expired medicine like you can be harmful but I don't know but usually it's just a gimmick to get people to waste food
Lara Noack yeah if the medicine is like 5+ years past it’s best by date. But as long as it’s stored somewhere other than the kitchen or bathroom in a cool dark dry environment you can safely use medicine (with insulin being an exception) several years past the expiration date. Because like food, that date is there to encourage waste thereby increasing revenue for drug companies.
I like how he gripped the pickle jar and said “ I’m parched” and then the face he made after he drank it like it is not that bad I can drink it and make no face lol
Hollow out the pickles. Fill them with assorted dried insects (meal worms, crickets, scorpions, etc). Replace hulled out pickle guts. Pack tightly. Put pickle back in jar. Pickle surprise.
I went to 3 different stores yesterday looking for pickles (because I am a pickle snob and wanted a specific brand) and thought "I need to re-watch Brandon's pickle video, we have opposite problems" 😅😅😅
this is LEGIT my favorite video on UA-cam!!!!!! love you soooooooo... much!!!!!!! And I'm pretty sure I passed out from laughing so much!!!!! LOL JEAR DESUS you're good!!!!!!
LMMFAO my 6yr old daughter told me grocery shopping a few months ago that she looooooves pickles.... I bought her some pickles....... needless to say we now have a jar of pickles in our fridge n she’s realized she doesn’t like pickles. My 2 sons won’t even try them LMMFAO
@@imbrandonfarris I remember seeing that jar of pickles in an opening video. I thought that was the oddest thing to send, ever. Maybe that's why you don't remember buying them? Or I'm completely wrong, and I dreamt it.
Hey Brandon, if you ever need a recipe for pickles I have one Pickle raps: Ham of any kind you like although make sure you rap it around the pickle and it won't fall apart. Cream cheese (I think it's cream cheese if it isn't just look it up on Google I'm sure it's there) I think you'll just need a spoonful. And a pickle like the pickles at 2:53 Put ham on plate or container or any flat surface, even a pan will work. Spread cream cheese on ham evenly Place pickle on cream cheese covered ham, rap the pickle up with it. Than enjoy or cut it into two or three peices to enjoy with yourself or others.
These are the best snacks EVER! Make sure your pickle is dry and your cream cheese soft, but isn't too soft! We always slice ours into bite size pieces. They are much easier to eat that way. Also, can I just say that when I read your comment, I thought you were writing an actual 'rap', as in like music, until I was a bit into the first sentence and realized you meant it was a recipe for pickle 'wraps'. (I'm not criticizing your spelling...I'm making fun of myself! Lol!) We have always called them 'pickle rolls'. I guess either name works!
So… I’m eating pickles right now because as soon as I got my *tiny* jar of dill pickles I remembered this video so know I’m sitting on my bed with the door locked eating dill pickles watching a guy eat dill pickles. My life is great rn
1:18 is funny as hell when he said “I am parched” I hope I am never going to be parched and I am going to keep a water bottle in my car at all time lol
Anapickleactic shock!! That made me laugh so hard!! Oh my gosh, I love you Brandon, ur so funny. And the way you edit your videos just makes them that much funnier😂😂😁😊❤❤
Brandon- "I have so many pickles! 1 gallon is just too many!!" Me- "you do not know true impulse purchases until you buy a 5 gallon bucket of pickles!" -yes I have 5 gallons of pickles
He said “pickle(s)” 41 times throughout this whole video
Maci & Aliya bruuuuuh haha
And now pickles sound weird to me😂
Maci & Aliya I just can’t believe you counted lol
Maci & Aliya dude u actually count
glad someone is keeping track... 😂
*a homeless man "* *" Excuse me sir can I interest you in a pickle"*
Daniella to be honest that was kind of wholesome.
Imnotbrandonfarris. Ikr
😂
2:37
Idk y but I got into a habit saying “ExcUse Me sIR, Is tHat a YamAHA” whenever i see someone on a motorcycle because of that clip
When he said “I’m parched” I lost it. 🤣
“COUGH”
*throws up a pickle*
KEVIN!!
Do you think kevin is a ninga
I love that video lol
LOL
@@thatonemoldedpeaceofbread829 same 😂😂😂
Mey pickle 🥒 KEVIN
Me sitting here with a whole jar of pickles like : 👁👄👁
I wish someone actually invited me to a pickle party. That sounds like a great time.
I hope that isn't slang.
Basic white girls: save the turtles, metal straws.
Brandon: I wish I had a metal straw... SO I CAN RAM IT IN MY EYE
You rasist son of a gun
Haven’t you seen boys and girls and black girls with metal straws
Rebecca Ripson thank you for informing me, but the comment was a joke.
Mia Shay aight I didn’t cuss cause I didn’t know how old you were btw
Mia Shay I’m unsubscribed from your Chanel now
Your welcome
😂😂😂😂😂
“Ur body will go into an antipicklelectic shok” that killed me with laughter actually love him x😂🤣🤣🤣❤️
Nooooo😂he said that right as I was reading this comment. Also I’ve been binging his videos and yes I know this was a year ago😂
@@annaliesechristina7082 that’s why you wait until the video is over to check the comments
Old person alert
Omg lol
@@annaliesechristina7082 I know me to
The title should have been:
"I'm in a pickle"
Genius
Yes
"But did peter piper pick a peck of putrid peckels?" Lmfao
My new fav thing are “valasic park” and “antipickleisticshok”
ROFL! I want to like this comment but that will make me the (68+1)th rofl!
When is the antipickileisticshok part?
Peterpockedapickeldpacaapapa
How do you write those words??they aren't even words I can't even write words that do exist 🤣
It's not that its *anapicklecticshock* nice try tho
“Ecuse mi ser mey I interest u in a picul?”
That killed me
Me too 🤣
"you're making me emotional-"
"I just wish I had a metal straw * intense slurping noise * so i can ram it through my EYE-"
beautiful red rose I was scrolling through the comments section and as that clip came up I was reading your comment OMG 😱
@@sophie-is7xi same!!
Brandon: “You don’t know impulse purchasing until you buy a gallon of pickles and never open it.”
Me: *sitting with a 5 pound bag of gummy-bears on my lap* Well-
Kenma
@@Gwennie-hh3lu Yeppp
Diabetes in a bag
@@shawnterrill1503 somewhat
Over all they were consumed by several people over a timespan tho so yeah.
@@iknowyouwantme did you know gummy bears are one chemical away from being plastic?
"My pickles dont fit in my cup holder"
I love how we are all just watching 3 minutes and 14 seconds of him eating pickles🤣
@CHLOE SPEARS its 14.
Oh my god, that jar is almost the size of one Brandon Farris.
Are you a og
Is she from criminal minds by any chance? 👁👄👁
The new size names
@@tuxdraws8004 How many gallon pickles are you?
@Taylor Lambert it’s literally farris, you blind?
Okay pickles are the best ... but did you just do a tongue twister with out messing up
Talks with Nae skills
"a homeless maan:0"
"Hello sir, can I Interest you in a pickle-"
Anyone else mouth watering?
Yes
Yes
Yes-
Why you gotta call me out-
I don’t like pickles but other people be making them look hella good😭😭
The title could’ve been ‘I’m in a bit of a pickle’ Now that would’ve been a title that got all the clicks 😂
700 likes wth! 🤭💞
SO TRUE
That or an iddubz thumbnail
That would’ve been the best title 😂
True lmao 🤣
The only reason I'm not liking is because it is at exactly 800 likes and I have ocd
Pickles are literally 90% of my diet
Omg same 😂
Me too
Violet Erdoglyan same
Why is that me 😂
I’ve never related so hard to a comment in my life
"I wish I had a metal straw..."
"SO I COULD RAM IT THROUGH MY EYE!"
You're so funny
Well, at least he thought of a metal straw! Save the planet Brandon!!!
Brandon: **has a pickle problem**
Me: Ah, a man of culture as well.
Some say he still has all those pickles...
Ana-pickle-ac-tic shock😂😩💀😂...Im done with you
But we all know what that means🤣
irene rucker I died 🤣🤣
The amount of likes is how many times he said pickle
👇🏽
I think it was 35, but it was hard to count because I kept laughing.
MoO MoO ok so like triple that lol
"I'll go into antapickle shock" omg lol 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
“A homeless man......... can interest you into a PiCkEl”
You should also put on the lid: dont buy, *NO ONE NEEDS THIS MANY PICKLES*
Thing is he might have said nobody needs all those pickles but i get that same first jar of pickles multiple times, atleast once or twice a month...yeah i have a lot of pickle jars i don't know what to do with.
Dude since they're packed in a natural preservative pickles go past the best by date for over a year.
Wait..so you’re telling me..I DONT have to eat all 27 pickles right now? 13 pickles later you tell me this?!? 😂
They're pickled! LOL
The date on the jar is there for the retailer to rotate stock and to fool the consumer into throwing them away and buying more.
@@sonjawright518 yes that is why we waste so much food. Now there are certain things like medicines and things that you do have to be careful about when it comes to the date by which it says they are bad because I've been told that you can get sick from expired medication but my dad hasn't been sick since 2015 literally his immune system is like gold and he hasn't been sick since 2015 and then he gets the worst cold possible worries running a fever and is coughing and it's got bronchitis and he ends up taking NyQuil and he was fine and that's how he figured out the last time he was sick was because he had NyQuil in his cabinet and it said it expired in 2015 and so he realized that was the last time he been sick and now it's 2019 almost 2020. I was like wow it's been a while since you were sick! I guess his medicine was fine because he got over his thing quickly . But that's what I've heard anyways that medicine can make you sick if you take expired medicine like you can be harmful but I don't know but usually it's just a gimmick to get people to waste food
Lara Noack yeah if the medicine is like 5+ years past it’s best by date. But as long as it’s stored somewhere other than the kitchen or bathroom in a cool dark dry environment you can safely use medicine (with insulin being an exception) several years past the expiration date. Because like food, that date is there to encourage waste thereby increasing revenue for drug companies.
Hell Brandon you could’ve bought a single pickle for $1.00
Those individually wrapped pickles from dollar stores are suspect
You can also buy one or those packets at Walmart that have a sliced pickle for $1! Sooo dang good but I get the spicy one
Those Oh Snap pre sliced pickles are actually bomb asf. I'm tempted to walk up the street just for that now
@@Rud3Awak3ning Lol yeah they are soo good
@@Rud3Awak3ning I was thinking the same thing
“It was a phase!”
"A homeless man...Excuse me sir...may I interest you in a PiCkLe"
This killed me 🤣🤣
2:11
That can go to the perfectly cut screams.
Never enough pickels
That’s for sure
"if you put your ear next to the jar you'll get pickle juice in your ear"
Brandon: A homeless man hey sir can I interest you in a pickle
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first time I saw this I laughed so hard I pissed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:59 *never pause brandons videos*
I paused the video randomly and threw it in my pocket. Pulled it back out and looked, saw this comment and realized I paused it at 59! 😂
NOW I WANT PICKLES
This is how many times he said pickle
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69 times
Nice
I ruined your perfect number of likes UvU it was at 80 now it’s at 81 UwU
@@cosmo8338 WAIT OMG I SEEN THIS VIDEO A YEAR AGO AND DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT HAD THIS MANY LIKES💀
100 times 😃
Brandon: "I'm parched"
Me: I hope I will never be that parched😂
I love how in my family we buy the gallon of kosher (for them) and the biggest thing of vlasic spears (for me) every week... Lol
Come..get..these pickles 😂
I love when he laughs at his own jokes.
I LOVE PICKLES!
"Im parched" had me dyin 😂😂
i know!!! the way he slapped his hands on the jar made me laugh so hard XD
I like how he gripped the pickle jar and said “ I’m parched” and then the face he made after he drank it like it is not that bad I can drink it and make no face lol
honestly same lmao
Same
Grip is the secret to humanity
I literally just watched the pickle episode of Andy griffen this morning 😂
I remember that one. LOL
1:15 kills me EVERYTIME
When me and my sis were young we would eat the whole jar of pickles, then we would drink the juice through a funnel. I love pickles so much!
Hollow out the pickles. Fill them with assorted dried insects (meal worms, crickets, scorpions, etc). Replace hulled out pickle guts. Pack tightly. Put pickle back in jar.
Pickle surprise.
Who hurt you? 🤣
MrsOneandonly719 I’m just mean. Lul
Jenna White LMAOOO
I just wanna see you get pulled over "sir have you been drinking today" "Oh Lord officer no just been slurping me some pickle juice! "
ROFLMAO!
Did you clean your kitchen or are you still making coffee😂😂😂
I went to 3 different stores yesterday looking for pickles (because I am a pickle snob and wanted a specific brand) and thought "I need to re-watch Brandon's pickle video, we have opposite problems" 😅😅😅
this is LEGIT my favorite video on UA-cam!!!!!! love you soooooooo... much!!!!!!! And I'm pretty sure I passed out from laughing so much!!!!! LOL JEAR DESUS you're good!!!!!!
Damn, now I need a pickle. 🥒
Angelique Williamson that’s a cucumber lol
@@tbhidkfr Pickles are made from cucumbers 😄
Angelique Williamson Oh sorry! I didn’t know that. Thanks for the new fact!
@@tbhidkfr all good :) plus I couldn't find a pickle in my emoji's anyway
Why are pickles called pickles? NOW I WANT PICKLES THANK YOU BRANDONNNN
I got to many dill pickles ok?
*That’s* the problem.
*continues to eat pickle*
Brandon : "I'm parched."
* Proceeds to pick up the ENTIRE JAR of pickles *
1:18
&
2:29
“How much vinegar can the human body take at once? I think I passed it.” 😂😂😂😂
You're dill-ightful! Love your humor and you're kind of a big dill. What do you call a pickle you get for a great price? A sweet dill! 😊🙂🤣
😂😂
That was hilarious!
😂👏👏that was good
LOL
LMMFAO my 6yr old daughter told me grocery shopping a few months ago that she looooooves pickles.... I bought her some pickles....... needless to say we now have a jar of pickles in our fridge n she’s realized she doesn’t like pickles. My 2 sons won’t even try them LMMFAO
I think that was exactly me at the store by myself! 😂 trying to convince myself I need a gallon of pickles then never eating the pickles lol
tinybrownin I LOVE PICKLES!!
@@imbrandonfarris I remember seeing that jar of pickles in an opening video. I thought that was the oddest thing to send, ever. Maybe that's why you don't remember buying them? Or I'm completely wrong, and I dreamt it.
I cant stop laughing, I love watching your videos
Hell yeah, my mom's family has always worked for the Mt.Olive pickle company. God bless you and keep being awesome.
As soon as this vid was recommended to me I immediately SNATCHED those pickles out of my fridge and ate them while Brandon was. 😂🥒
*Love ya, dude*
Hey Brandon, if you ever need a recipe for pickles I have one
Pickle raps:
Ham of any kind you like although make sure you rap it around the pickle and it won't fall apart.
Cream cheese (I think it's cream cheese if it isn't just look it up on Google I'm sure it's there)
I think you'll just need a spoonful.
And a pickle like the pickles at 2:53
Put ham on plate or container or any flat surface, even a pan will work.
Spread cream cheese on ham evenly
Place pickle on cream cheese covered ham, rap the pickle up with it. Than enjoy or cut it into two or three peices to enjoy with yourself or others.
These are the best snacks EVER! Make sure your pickle is dry and your cream cheese soft, but isn't too soft! We always slice ours into bite size pieces. They are much easier to eat that way.
Also, can I just say that when I read your comment, I thought you were writing an actual 'rap', as in like music, until I was a bit into the first sentence and realized you meant it was a recipe for pickle 'wraps'. (I'm not criticizing your spelling...I'm making fun of myself! Lol!) We have always called them 'pickle rolls'. I guess either name works!
This sounds incredible!
Kelley Willis lol. I thought that too at first.😂😂😂
YOU CAN Neverrr have to many pickles. 🤪🥒🥒
I feel your pain man 😩 BUT THEY TASTE SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD 😣 now i'm going to get me some pickles 😁
What’s with all the emojis....
So… I’m eating pickles right now because as soon as I got my *tiny* jar of dill pickles I remembered this video so know I’m sitting on my bed with the door locked eating dill pickles watching a guy eat dill pickles. My life is great rn
When you don’t like pickles but you watch because he is funny 😂😂
I'll take the jar of pickles off your hands. 😊
1:18 is funny as hell when he said “I am parched” I hope I am never going to be parched and I am going to keep a water bottle in my car at all time lol
I would eat the pickers i love dill pickers
No, Kevin has a pickle problem 😂
Little rascals: I got a pickle I got a pickle I got a pickle hey hey hey
I was eating pickles when your notification popped up💛
Anapickleactic shock!! That made me laugh so hard!! Oh my gosh, I love you Brandon, ur so funny. And the way you edit your videos just makes them that much funnier😂😂😁😊❤❤
What time does he say that?
My wife did the same thing , took her several months to finish it. 😂😂
I always forget about this video, but when I remember, it gets me every time. 🤣🤣
Me seeing this and wanting pickles. Me: yelling in the fridge PICKLES ARE YALL THERE
Thanks for making me laugh this morning🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even it is 2020 here is meme:
People in 1900: in 2019 there Will be flying cars
2019:
🤣🤣🤣 I love when you make yourself laugh.... ADORABLE
I couldnt help but notice those are dill wholes.
Brandon- "I have so many pickles! 1 gallon is just too many!!"
Me- "you do not know true impulse purchases until you buy a 5 gallon bucket of pickles!"
-yes I have 5 gallons of pickles
2:32 pause here trust me
I legit have about 2 gallons of pickles in my fridge.. i’ve got the pickle loadd 😂
I LOVE pickles.
I eat them with just about anything. Plus they are good for cramps (leg cramps and menstrual cramps ).
Not my family every summer getting a 5 gallon bucket of pickles
I cant see a homeless person without thinking of asking them if they want a pickle
Brandon just did "a bucket list of tongue twister to learn" for girl like me that still learning english 😊😊 love you 💛💙💛💙🇮🇩
😂🙌🏽 you’re so welcome! Peter piper would be proud! Lol
@@imbrandonfarris i'm trying hehe,, 💜💙💛
Skskskskskks I saw pickles and clicked Immediately I literally got up early like *cough* 5 am *cough* To wait for Brandon to upload 😊😄😆
this guy is so funny, like if u think so
I love pickles, but I remember eating three of those giant pickles one time and it gave me an awful stomach ache. I still love pickles.
My mouth watered when I saw the pickle-
Face at 0:38
Me getting worried for his health of pickles
Brandon:I'm parched.
Also brandon: DRINKS A GALLON OF PICKLE JUICE!!!!!!
This man is my antidepressant 😃
let just take a moment to see the turtle that takes over Brandon when he
drinks the pickle juice