The amount of times he drops Kelly... knocks Kelly over... spills stuff on Kelly ... throws food at Kelly.... I am honestly surprised she is still in one piece. Lol
@@samandcolbyfanpage3580 he accidentally received it in the mail. He reached out to the company they told him to keep it and he got a hold of the original lady and she told him to keep it they sent a replacement. I think she got his thing.
Everybody: Hi, yes welcome to the safe space the pizzas and breadsticks are right there and over here we like to- Brandon: "PRISON SHANK OUR BUDDIES" Everybody: Brandon NO!
Imagine you were ordering pizza for your family and accidentally gave the wrong address and then later you got that voicemail not knowing who he was 😂😳
Just like the lactose intolerant fearlessly eating ice cream, we gluten intolerants cannot resist the call of pizza. Also donuts. That's a weak spot for me personally.
YES THAT IS VARY TRUE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND IM SORRY FOR NOT SENDING AND PAYING FOR YOUR PIZZA AND FOR NOT SENDING YOU A SODA BTW i did not send the pizza
He didnt want Gloria mad at him when he sleeps and feels like crap the next 3 days from eating all this pizza he ordered. He had to say it was someone who did it lol. He also had to say he didnt order to get away with not paying it all! Lol J/K. Kinda hope it was someone who did it to him and he gets them back and we get to see it!
I feel like that would be fun. But since he's gluten intolerant I'd be sure to send pizza that wouldn't make him sick and I'd seen him some Dr. Pepper as well lol.
@@WeaversFate Now I don't mean for any like clout or anything. So please don't at me ok I've been through a lot. Let's just say March wasn't my year that's for sure. I would do the same when ever I get enough money. Iv'e been watching him for about maybe 3 years now. He is hilarious and @ brandon farris. I love ur videos u cheer me up when I am down. I just recently lost one of my uncles this past month 03-20-2, and one of my favorite teachers from middle school. And some of high school passed away shortly there after 03-29-21. And ur videos help cheer me up so thank u keep up the good hard work. And yeah March really wasn't my month but I'm managing as much as expected. So yeah again please don't come after me.
Probably so. 😂. But he may have a pizza stain on his carpet from throwing that piece of pizza at Kelly. Lol. But I couldn’t help to think that when he picked it up and took a bite. It probably had glitter on it. 🤣.
Tell Pizza Hut not to deliver any more food to you without the safe word. And then call every other place that delivers and tell them the same thing. Or have safely distanced block parties.
Oh yes, all the time. I'm a bit like Brandon in public but people get offended when I speak my mind. Maybe I should do UA-cam videos and that way I will not get people looking at me with a surprised look on their face.
Let's make a good will foundation. Everybody can donate a dr. pepper. Since he has 3 million subcribers that have the same ideas all together. We would get about eehmmm.... 3 million Dr. Peppers. Then send it to him. That would be a interesting video :O
He's such a kind hearted person.. he could have lost his marbles and snapped but instead he took the higher road. To whomever did this shame on you !! Just saying
It depends on the size and shape of the pretzels, the size of your mouth, as if the pretzel is going in whole...... if it’s stick pretzels, you could probably fit quite a few, especially if you break them in half first
It went from $60 pizza to only having $59 so giving that as a tip then it went to to $700 worth of breadsticks to giving him a $70 tip AND a free pizza. There’s so much going on here. 🤣🤣
This is it. This is the one. This is the video I can finally say I've watched every Brandon Farris video currently on UA-cam. I was a bit late, but man what a journey it has been. Love this community so muuuuuuccchhhhhh💜
I’m currently dealing with the worst anxiety I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Like I can’t sleep but I’m exhausted, my heart is constantly racing, etc. and you have no idea how much watching this video helped. It might sound silly but your silliness and humor helped calm me down tonight and I think maybe I can go to sleep again
0:33 - that is one awesome, if expensive, way of getting glitter out of the carpet...just pick it up using melted cheese then eat it. Nice work Brandon. The glitter poop will be an added bonus. One I don't want to ever see. Thanks bye.
Brandon is really the nicest person on this planet. If the pizza delivery guy had stood at my door expecting payment after I told him I didn't order anything, I'd just be closing the door.
It's kind of rude to do this, imagine if you didn't have that 59$ you'd be screwed. I'm just glad your a youtube whos able to afford this stuff and be chill about it.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 No need to get offended, like damn. My opinion on the situation? regardless this is a rude thing to do to anyone. I don't know if they would call the cops but it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't.
The most polite threat,ever. "Im gonna get you....k,love you,bye."
Yes
“i’m gonna prison shank you”
the 5 minute crafts were just preparation for this exact moment.
U won this comment section
Is your name perhaps a reference to Spider-Man? 😏
Just like the simulations.
You made me laugh almost as much as Brandon does also you pfp looks like a scary face I didn’t know it was a rodent
LOL
I wonder how Kelly's portrait is still unharmed after all these experiments.
maybe he as a few of them ? if i was him i would keep a copy in a safe place
@@ladygwendeline3630 Having a copy is definitely a good idea in this case 😄
In one video he found a hole in her that wasn't meant to be there
@@ladygwendeline3630 I doubt it since he got the portrait accidentally
Life is weird end of ted talk
Brandon: *yeets pizza at Kelly.*
“Don’t be ungrateful, Kelly.”
XD that's so brandon
he does that 😂
Lmao u gotta love him 😂✋
yo y did u get likes all u did ways type what he sead
The amount of times he drops Kelly... knocks Kelly over... spills stuff on Kelly ... throws food at Kelly.... I am honestly surprised she is still in one piece. Lol
I swear he has a store room of those, with the abuse that portrait gets. He has to at this rate
That is one sturdy Kelly.... 😂
I’m surprised she’s that clean
Who is Kelly tho
@@samandcolbyfanpage3580 he accidentally received it in the mail. He reached out to the company they told him to keep it and he got a hold of the original lady and she told him to keep it they sent a replacement. I think she got his thing.
“Kelly you hungry?” Kelly: yes, Brandon yes I am
Love your profile photo
@@margie_strauss thx
Dang 51 likes in 3 minutes
@@tapytape do you watch mha
@@margie_strauss yup
“I’m gonna prison shank you”
I feel so loved here.
Everybody: Hi, yes welcome to the safe space the pizzas and breadsticks are right there and over here we like to-
Brandon: "PRISON SHANK OUR BUDDIES"
Everybody: Brandon NO!
Did you do this?
This is kinda off topic but I like your profile pic
I also love your pfp
@@madisonlovescats5698 *No u, nice pfp*
Someone was tired of Brandon using google translate to cook food so they sent food
.... Was it you??? (I'm teasing). but you're probably right lmao, they just wanted to feed the poor man.
Haha yea 😂
I never get tired of the Google translate, I can’t believe anybody did-
😂🤣😂🤣
He skinny tho xD
Can we all applaud the fact that he just taught the world how to debone a wing
and we also have a gluten free pizza just a side note
YES!
Imagine you were ordering pizza for your family and accidentally gave the wrong address and then later you got that voicemail not knowing who he was 😂😳
Lol except they addressed it to Brandon Farris.
“I’m gluten intolerant”
*Brandon continues eating the pizza*
Heck, he leveled up and moved on to bread sticks XD
Just like the lactose intolerant fearlessly eating ice cream, we gluten intolerants cannot resist the call of pizza. Also donuts. That's a weak spot for me personally.
@@thePrplMonkey I’m both, and oh its hell 🤣😭
He has celiac disease?
@@mv4841 I feel you. 🙈 We have a tough life to live. But thankfully there are more and more options outthere. Some even taste good 😅
Brandon is the most positive person I’ve ever seen 😆
yes this man is wholesome
YES THAT IS VARY TRUE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND IM SORRY FOR NOT SENDING AND PAYING FOR YOUR PIZZA AND FOR NOT SENDING YOU A SODA BTW i did not send the pizza
@Gem Boyie TAKE MY LIKE AND GET OUT!!!
I gave you 1k ❤️❤️❤️
Plot twist: he just ordered $60 worth of pizza and didn’t want to get judged
Honestly same
But why make A video.
@@zalankhan5743 CONTENT 🤣
i wouldn’t judge- i would do that if i had the money
He didnt want Gloria mad at him when he sleeps and feels like crap the next 3 days from eating all this pizza he ordered. He had to say it was someone who did it lol. He also had to say he didnt order to get away with not paying it all! Lol J/K. Kinda hope it was someone who did it to him and he gets them back and we get to see it!
My favorite part is where he calls the villain and it goes to voicemail and he tells the villain "you couldn't even order me a drink?" 😂😂😂
I bet it went to voice mail because the person knew Brandon would call. I loved when he said "I'll find you." Lol
It was a text now app which is just an app so it gives a person anonymity an it's like a throw away number
I love how he kept upping the price "$60, $200, $700"
Ikr😹
The way he spent 90% of the video eating just the bread sticks is honestly a vibe.
lol
Probably because Pizza Hut's pizza sauce is nasty. I only get the garlic parm sauce when I infrequently order from them.
@@That70sHeidi I get Dominoes Had some tonight xD
So many fucking breadsticks...
Breadsticks r good so that’s y
Brandon: ‘ listen here Derek, his name was Jim”
Me: *laughing like a hyena*
Meeee too!!!!
ME laughing like a hyena at your comment!!
me on saturday tho
@@RicardoHernandez-xy8on I literally read the comment and did the same damn thing😂
?
Its funny but not like that
HOLD UP I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD DO THAT TWISTY THING WITH A WING AND JUST MAgICALLY DEBoNE IT 😰
How could u not 1 in 10 youtube shorts is about that
@@MaestroTunes I didn't know either and wing is one of my favorite parts of the chicken
Lol my boyfriends mom taught me how to do it last year😂
Dude! I was thinking the same thing! I went to the comments to see if anyone else thought the same as me!!! I'm so glad I'm not alone!
Bruh same! I thought he did magic or something. Now I have to learn how to do it too as much as I eat chicken
“I’m gonna leak your phone number on camera”
The person who sent the pizzas: 👁👄👁
Do it lol
Jk plz don’t
@@whythisname2025 did you send the pizza
@@whythisname2025 just a bit sus
Brandon throwing pizza at Kelly is what we all need rn honestly
I hadn't seen the video before your comment... now it's ruined 😪
Your comment was on the top
@@theyellowflowerlife well lucky for you theres a lot more content that that 2 second part lol
"I can't eat this, I'm gluten intolerant *eats* " it is kind of shitty that somebody did this, tho, gluten intolerance or not
Yeah it's a pretty dick move.
That’s a blessing to me lol
@@underscorespence would it be a blessing when you'd have to pay for food you didn't know was coming?
I didn't even know a pizza place will deliver a whole chicken.
With 10 legs
Not only that, a sophisticated chicken with 10 legs
NO NOT A TURTLE 😭😭😭😭😭i lost my turtle today 😭😭😭
They won't, he meant he had a lot of chicken, it was all wings
I didnt know there where chickens with ten legs. You learn something wrong every day.
I love it how Brandon just stopped talking and yeeted a slice of pizza at Kelly 😂
That was pretty fricken' hilarious
Then ate the pizza he threw at Kelly
That we hilarious 😂
"He hands me everything. He hands me his breadsticks, he hands me his Wang... The wings.
Best mouth typo ever. 😂😂😂
"I have your number, and you're getting a pizza as well."
That's the best response I have ever heard
i feel like this is the start of a pizza war
Hopefully cause that would be mightily entertaining
id be supprised if it wasnt top teir content
I feel like that would be fun. But since he's gluten intolerant I'd be sure to send pizza that wouldn't make him sick and I'd seen him some Dr. Pepper as well lol.
😂😂
@@WeaversFate Now I don't mean for any like clout or anything. So please don't at me ok I've been through a lot. Let's just say March wasn't my year that's for sure. I would do the same when ever I get enough money. Iv'e been watching him for about maybe 3 years now. He is hilarious and @ brandon farris. I love ur videos u cheer me up when I am down. I just recently lost one of my uncles this past month 03-20-2, and one of my favorite teachers from middle school. And some of high school passed away shortly there after 03-29-21. And ur videos help cheer me up so thank u keep up the good hard work. And yeah March really wasn't my month but I'm managing as much as expected. So yeah again please don't come after me.
“Try this”
*throws at kelly*
“Dont be ungrateful KELLY”
This is gonna be the only time Brandon doesn’t destroy his house 😂
yep
Probably so. 😂. But he may have a pizza stain on his carpet from throwing that piece of pizza at Kelly. Lol. But I couldn’t help to think that when he picked it up and took a bite. It probably had glitter on it. 🤣.
Facts
@@xXxnobodyzxXx yep facts
He destroyed Kelly tho 🥲😂
Tell Pizza Hut not to deliver any more food to you without the safe word. And then call every other place that delivers and tell them the same thing. Or have safely distanced block parties.
i love how chill brandon is about this situation. you can tell he genuinely cares about his fans.
Sometimes I wonder if I am living my life weird and Brandon is living life right. Anybody else?
Yes...
Oh yes,
all the time.
I'm a bit like Brandon in public but people get offended when I speak my mind. Maybe I should do UA-cam videos and that way I will not get people looking at me with a surprised look on their face.
Yyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssshhhhhhhhh
Oh yes
Every time
Nobody
Me scrolling through the comments to see if the person who did this admitted it 🤣
That's what I'm doing as well lol
Me too, just to see if someone admitted. It would be good, tho.
Ditto
Same
Lol that’s why I’m in the comments too 🤣
*Tomorrow*
"Hey I got an order for Brandon Farris it's 57 bottles of Dr. Pepper"
I'm game!
🤣
We should all send some Dr Pepper
@@schuminator31 yesssssssss
Let's make a good will foundation. Everybody can donate a dr. pepper. Since he has 3 million subcribers that have the same ideas all together. We would get about eehmmm.... 3 million Dr. Peppers. Then send it to him. That would be a interesting video :O
He's such a kind hearted person.. he could have lost his marbles and snapped but instead he took the higher road. To whomever did this shame on you !! Just saying
I'm currently crying over the loss of pizza he just threw at Kelly 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But he picked up and ate it. Lol!
The fact he got better in editing makes everything even more funny
Brandon can I have a slice
he hired someone to do it, lol. It's good, right!?
@@LiciaYoung oh, and yup!
He gave you a piece. You greedy
0:03 BRANDON, IM SORRY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT DONT PRISON SHANK ME!
Brandon: * picks pizza off ground and takes a bite* ItZ cHeEsE
Likely with a touch of glitter and a pinch of sand😂
"I'm missing the pineapple pizza which is the only thing that could make this...- Worse."
Yessss... A man of culture 🙏
"..Which I assume is pineapple because that's the only way you could make this worse.."
*As an italian I support this message*
As a person I support this message lol
Ok we Canadians fucking created that it’s not a monstrosity it’s fucking delicious it may be pizza monstrosity but it tastes good
@@luckyloki0785 i love it
@@MGmoneyontrack same
Dude, I'm Swedish, we put banana, curry powder and peanuts on the same pizza. Pineapple ain't nothing to brag about.
Brandon just gave his phone number to the random person. That is a lot of trust too give to who just made you pay 60 for pizza, bread, and some wings.
Hadn't even thought of that, yikes
And to be fair the guy already has his address
He could've had his number on private tho 🤔
Not some wings *fancy chicken wings*
Pretty sure he knew the person already, at least that's the vibe I got when he said 'I know who you are I got your number'
@@Kinenhi the number was on the receipt. Also they were using text now. A app for a number.
Y'all know he and whoever sent him $60 worth of pizza are gonna develop a full blown friendship out of this prank/the pranks to come 😂😂
Brandon: "i know what you're wondering"
*Me trying to think of how many pretzels i can fit in my mouth at once.*
Brandon: "Yes same i know"
Me: 👁️👄👁️
That’s a great question. What kind of pretzels? Soft? Mini?
@@wakkowarner2770 🤣
It depends on the size and shape of the pretzels, the size of your mouth, as if the pretzel is going in whole...... if it’s stick pretzels, you could probably fit quite a few, especially if you break them in half first
@@wakkowarner2770 the long sticks. Wait no- i- get ur pretzels outta the gutter. dirty minded stranger
@@wakkowarner2770 beat me too it
XD Brandon:"And I'm not gonna pay for this pizza!"
Brandon again "So I paid for the pizza"
“And he said ‘Welp 🤷♂️’
And I was like ‘😐 payment’”
"imma prison shank you" 2 seconds in and im already laughing 😂😂😂
“Kelly you hungry?” *pizza slides down her face* 😂😂😂
" They got desert"
" at least give me a soda"
“I will find you” 4:36 he didn’t burp he bürpėd
“I will found you....” wow so caring!^^
OmL he’s the Only one who makes me genuinely laugh 😂 and I want to say is thank you Brandon
Brandon: “I said listen here Derek, his name was Jim” haha 😂
My sister: *tells me about brandon*
Me: sounds boring
Also me: *binges his videos all night
"Clean yourself off Kelly you look ridiculous" 😂 poor Kelly
Kelly has been thru it ALL and she still looks stunning lmaoo ANYways I would cry if someone did that AND made me pay WITHOUT soda too nope😂😂😭😭
Can we acknowledge how the price of the pizza, bread sticks and wings went up as he told the story.
”I know its rude talking with my mouth open”
Yes of course
It went from $60 pizza to only having $59 so giving that as a tip then it went to to $700 worth of breadsticks to giving him a $70 tip AND a free pizza.
There’s so much going on here. 🤣🤣
"Marinara sauce was MEH.....that was unnessacry" Im dead!
This is it. This is the one. This is the video I can finally say I've watched every Brandon Farris video currently on UA-cam. I was a bit late, but man what a journey it has been. Love this community so muuuuuuccchhhhhh💜
YAY!!!!!
I'd call that the luckiest day ever!
yes Because I REALLY want pizza now
It wasn't free lol how is that lucky?
@@XxSadCloudxX Same! Even though he had to pay for it he's still lucky cuz he got pizza hut lol
@@heatherrupp869 he didn’t even have to feel guilty about getting it because he didn’t order it! Pizza eating goals lol
@@jojobeeslife I am soooo impressed by the point you made
The "I will find you" in the phone call, had me 😂😂
Agreed
"I'm gonna prison shank you" Brandon Farris 2021
I love how he's so kind and jokin about it💙💕
No one:
Brandon, munching on a bread stick: diD i sOUnD sCArY? 😂😂😭
I checked his channel at the right time 😂
Him: *talking about how much pizza I got *
Me: *eats all of it*
Shit a furry GET THE SHOT GUN
AHHHHHHHHHHH THE SHOT GUN WHERE IS THE AMMO
@@ViscountjeffersonconnorsIIV Your not funny
@@gaybish9531 you having a bad day?
"Oh now you're busy, got things to do huh."
I heard the text now voicemail and immediately went “OH they smart!” Cause that isn’t necessarily even their actual number 😂
“I don’t eat this.-“
**continues to eat the food**
“Cheese good...I like cheese” Brandon 2021
I love how they used the textnow app to get a phone number so you can't find them xD
"I said listen here Derek, his name was Jim." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
“It’s a pizza war he’s looking for, well it’s a pizza war he’s going to get” (say that in Brandon’s voice 😂)
I’m currently dealing with the worst anxiety I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Like I can’t sleep but I’m exhausted, my heart is constantly racing, etc. and you have no idea how much watching this video helped. It might sound silly but your silliness and humor helped calm me down tonight and I think maybe I can go to sleep again
Brandon to Maria Gloria: I’m going to order $60 worth of Pizza Hut, don’t answer your phone when I call! 🤣🤣🤣🍕🍕🍕
I'm pretty sure Gloria doesn't use text now 🤣🤣
But if technically he could have called himself 🤔
My husband would be thrilled if random pizza's just started showing up at the house🤣
Lol I would be excited if it was an already paid for pizza... But IDK about that $60 Pizza Hut tab lol.
Plot twist: He ordered everything. He just doesn't want to take responsibility for his gluttony xD
Gluteny gluttony
@@olanaowen7320 guilty gluttony
“One of those very fancy chickens” 😂😂
"I will send you many breadsticks" As he continues to eats his 60 pounds of breadsticks. lol
0:33 - that is one awesome, if expensive, way of getting glitter out of the carpet...just pick it up using melted cheese then eat it.
Nice work Brandon.
The glitter poop will be an added bonus. One I don't want to ever see.
Thanks bye.
“ I don’t know what else I should say except *zoom* I will find you”
Brandon: I don’t eat this, I’m gluten intolerant
Also Brandon: Starts eating it immediately
I would eat all of that so fast-
Also I’d love to be called by Brandon, his voicemail is hilarious 😂
I like how he was mad but was still happy he has food
I read this and clicked straight away thinking jear desus what’s happened now
Who ever did this is probably watching this video and is laughing 😂
I also would hate myself if I ever missed a phonecall from Brandon
Not necessarily bc then you’d have a voicemail from him forever.
@@ashh1476 very true
Something tells me that phone number is fake.
Brandon is really the nicest person on this planet. If the pizza delivery guy had stood at my door expecting payment after I told him I didn't order anything, I'd just be closing the door.
"Listen here Derek...his name was Jim."
😭😆
“i know what you’re wondering.... same”
Imagine if he didn't like any of the pizza-
He’s gluten intolerant though... which is way worse!
I thought the voicemail was for Pizza Hut at first and was extremely confused lol.
LOL! ME TOO!
*im literally un-able to explain how much I love Brandon. He’s so funny- I can’t-*
This is Golden!!! Everything about this video and your commentary and facial expressions MADE MY DAY!!
It's kind of rude to do this, imagine if you didn't have that 59$ you'd be screwed.
I'm just glad your a youtube whos able to afford this stuff and be chill about it.
Ok, but how would he be screwed? Would Pizza Hut call the cops? If you dont accept the food Im pretty damn sure they cant do anything
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 No need to get offended, like damn. My opinion on the situation? regardless this is a rude thing to do to anyone. I don't know if they would call the cops but it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't.
Made it up in stars
BRANDON!!! Hope you enjoyed the pizza -she says as she craves fore pizza herself much love :)
Are you the one who sent it...? I’m searching the comments for that person😂
@@madelynwitherington3001 same
I’m GoNnA pRiSoN ShAnK YoU
Best way to start a video
Brandon : I don’t eat this
* continues to eat it*
*Let's Appreciate How Nice He Is About This*