"The game is running really smoothly!" "How many FPS?" "Nearly 30." Ah, ArmA 3, the game that runs equally as fast in a quantum supercomputer, and a potato with a stick of RAM jammed right in there.
I mean...that one time when a bunch of native tribes just sold all their land and possessions to weird looking people in strange big canoes for a bunch of glass marbles and flu-infested blankets is a strong competitor for first place on that list I think...
When i went through lifeguard training, we did Staying alive, but i opted for a more unconventional option of "Another one bites the dust". Mainly because it's more consistent to sing in terms of rhythm, and also cuz it's funny
that was fun, but don't try it IRL, you will get more than 50€ in beating and then some change, legionnaires means real business with their traditions :)
8:44 As someone who has done radios in the UK army cadets, the C/S (callsign) "Sunray" is actually a callsign used in the British military (or army at least) so props to whoever came up with the callsigns, because that's actually really realistic. For those interested, sunray is the callsign of the appropriate leader or formation/unit commander and is used as a synonym for leader.
After how quickly they all dropped that f word and with no hesitation, I feel like they need a group sensitivity training.. that you'll film because itll be a beautiful trainwreck
Used to run with a Black Templars RP group and the number of times I accidentally shot one of my squad in the back during briefings (and once the Zeus giving the briefing in the face) was uncountable.
@@csapka They said “f&ggots,” the derogatory slur for homosexuals. UA-cam hates it, hence why it was bleeped. I censored it even in my comment partially because I don’t like saying it, and partially because UA-cam makes the NKVD look kind with their censorship of that kind of stuff.
UA-cam highlighted this vid and asked me to click what I thought about it. Heartwarming - seeing Nordern get shot. Informative - finding out that stealing off other players can earn you cash... and a bullet in the arse. Useful - bullying Moti is socially acceptable, also the Viet Cong will give you a 15 min break for tea & biscuits.
Could've been worse. Staying Alive is technically just nearly too slow to be proper BPM. The song with the correct BPM however, is unfortunately, Baby Shark.
8:46 this reminded me of something that happened a lot in ww2 when tank crews had nothing to do and that they would stop get out and make a cup of tea but the German snipers would see them and shoot them so the had to make a kettle that could fit and be boiled in a tank and to do day British tank crew only care if the kettles ok fuck everything else in the tank god I love my country
2:45 "Article 39(2) of the 1977 Additional Protocol I [to the Geneva Convention] provides: “It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or in order to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations.”" - it is also a war crime to make yourself look like the people you are trying to hide as in a war setting.
and this is why mercs don't always give two flying shits about the Geneva convention, rules like this usually get in the way of taking advantage of a situation that could lead to a victory. granted i will admit it's not morally right, but then again when is war ever been about morals anyway?
@@MASTERCHIEF1062 I mean, yes, but also mercenaries are not protected by Geneva in the first place and the UN kind of denies the validity of use of mercenaries completly.
the only time its acceptable and absolutely reasonable to use "running surprisingly well, im getting nearly 30 FPS" when talking about a game that is coming up on 10 years old. is when talking about ARMA 3
Welcome... To Vietnam. *Jurassic Park theme song plays as a group of Vietnamese citizens run from napalm attacks* They're moving in herds... They do move in herds.
My take away from this video is: Eff you Nordern I want a damn Oreo too now you c- Real talk I love these videos, glad you're still kicking, stay awesome!
So funny thing in regards to Nordern's homebaked sponsor ad is; it is against the First Geneva Convention (there's 4 conventions and 3 additional protocols that all get lumped in as "the Geneva Convention" most of the time) for military personnel to disguise themselves as the enemy to get close enough to kill them. This doesn't apply to intelligence operatives (who will usually get shot for stealing intel if they start combat with the enemy) and it doesn't apply to military personnel who either take the enemy uniform off before engaging or don't actually do anything combat-related with that uniform - in those situations, you can disguise yourself as the enemy with no problem. But the second a military operative wearing the wrong uniform points their gun at an enemy and pulls the trigger, it's a warcrime. At least, that's what my hour of Google research turned up the other night (one of my friends was asking about it and, me being me, I had to research it) so... take it with a pinch of salt I guess? No idea on whether "sending a random Private into a base dressed as the enemy with the intent of convincing the enemy to leave said base so their own people can capture it instead" would be considered a warcrime but if you can convince the entire personnel of a base to leave for any length of time via bullshitting to their faces, you should get a damn medal. And for those wondering; The First Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick or wounded soldiers on land battles. The Second Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick, wounded or shipwrecked opponents at sea (this one also replaced the Hague Conventions). The Third Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with prisoners of war. The Fourth Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with civilians living in a war zone. The Protocols apply to all of the above Conventions; Protocol I relates to the protection of victims of international conflicts. Protocol II relates to the victims of non-international armed conflicts. Protocol III allows combat medics and doctors to use more emblems to signify who they are - the previous options were a red cross or a red crescent, this Protocol added a red crystal to the list. The Protocol also dictates that all combat medics and similar personnel bearing any of these 3 emblems are to be granted combat immunity - you do not shoot at a combat medic at all. The reason this protocol added the red crystal to the emblem list is because the red cross was too close to the Christian cross and Muslim combatants and countries rejected that emblem, so they used the red crescent instead. Most countries came up with their own emblem designs but these 3 are recognised for either international or non-international use.
Not quite as good with the subtitles and kinetic visual gags and his group isn't quite as hilarious as Wombles band of neurological and genetic dead ends, but getting a dozen silvers to each video gold is something to note. Quantity has a quality all its own.
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Go to nordvpn.com/nordern to get a 2-year plan plus 4 additional months with a huge discount!
Nordern, make sure you don't shoot the man's cows.
👍👍👍
Can I get an answer on what did the guys say when you said ''I see something starting with the letter F '' ?
are you on the Nord VPN plan or is it just ur name? Cause i sure as hell wanna get on the Nord VPN :3
Stop liking your own comments Norden we all know your still a sell out 🤣😂😆
Ah yes, my package of highly concentrated warcrimes has arrived
Wonderful description of norderns videos
@@alkalinehawk7138 or ZF.
Let's be honest that is all this group does 😂
Don't forget SR (Salt Raider) too.
Are there enough 5ft meatshields?
"They are being suspicious."
"How are they being suspicious?"
"They're just standing there..."
Me: Menacingly!
missed opportunities man, I was expecting someone said it!
"The game is running really smoothly!"
"How many FPS?"
"Nearly 30."
Ah, ArmA 3, the game that runs equally as fast in a quantum supercomputer, and a potato with a stick of RAM jammed right in there.
bro i have a 7 5800x and a 3080 16gb ram and i barely get 100 fps LOL
My mobile phone while playing SCP- roleplay: *PATHETIC*
@@sargentvanguard7612 LMFAO
@@Hilife-ci9ex do u know what I'm talking about
@@sargentvanguard7612 a little lol
The disappointment was palpable when he said:"The speed, at which you all came up with that, is not okay!"
I am the yin to his yang cause I felt only pure joy
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange same it when you replay it over and over does it get better and better
I don't care. It makes me happy.
Pud just comes at them with peak senior NCO that's just done the diversity train the trainer course energy...
Sandals for cows and vice versa is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
You have no idea how much a good pair of sandals can go for on a late night in Swansea.
Anyone else immediately want a scene of someone executing the cows?
I mean...that one time when a bunch of native tribes just sold all their land and possessions to weird looking people in strange big canoes for a bunch of glass marbles and flu-infested blankets is a strong competitor for first place on that list I think...
When you dont care what the side quest so long as you get the xp
Not when the floor is flooded with lego pieces
5:51 funnily enough, my CPR/First Aid Instructor at Boot Camp taught us that Stayin' Alive was the perfect beat for giving CPR to an adult.
if you didnt know, it was an Office skit
Actually it's not good anymore in CPR as you are meant to go faster than the song now since it's recommended by doctors etc
That and ironically another one bites the dust
@@pxrac3605 Staying alive : live version
When i went through lifeguard training, we did Staying alive, but i opted for a more unconventional option of "Another one bites the dust". Mainly because it's more consistent to sing in terms of rhythm, and also cuz it's funny
Watching you stealing that kepi was well worth the 50€.
that was fun, but don't try it IRL, you will get more than 50€ in beating and then some change, legionnaires means real business with their traditions :)
The beginning is hilarious. The fact that Max got the villager to trade his sandals for cows is brilliant.
Them: 8commits war crimes*
Their reactions: 😂
Max: steals someone’s sandals for imaginary cows
Everyone else: COURT MARTIAL HIM!
8:44
As someone who has done radios in the UK army cadets, the C/S (callsign) "Sunray" is actually a callsign used in the British military (or army at least) so props to whoever came up with the callsigns, because that's actually really realistic.
For those interested, sunray is the callsign of the appropriate leader or formation/unit commander and is used as a synonym for leader.
It might or might not be because some of the guys i play with are active duty 👀
@@Nordern No way! That's just made my morning! 😁
Oh ok. That would be why then lol. If I had known, I wouldn't have commented 😂
That snack call was probably my favorite moment of this vid!
Wholesome, and considering that arma matches can get long, would be nice for a break
I see you're opening with an example of excellent diplomacy.
After how quickly they all dropped that f word and with no hesitation, I feel like they need a group sensitivity training.. that you'll film because itll be a beautiful trainwreck
oh god, we don't need THAT level of indepth milsim powerpoint bullshit lol
@@NarutoMagicCyclops it could be a whole mission.
@@NarutoMagicCyclops besides, it would be a glorious trainwreck. That's why I'd watch it
@@Privatepain1234 with this group, a trainwreck would be an understatement.
@@prynczleinorparaiso35 A trainwreck would be an improvement
Ah yes, the Nordern foundation, just get him to lay down, congrats! You can build a house now! xD
It was norderns dream to have so many men on him
Awesome to see the ANZACS as a part of the Vietnam mod, we played a big and often overlooked part in the Vietnam war.
It's definitely a fact a lot of people tend to overlook, sadly.
with the "i spy something that begins with F" id chose frag and toss one...
4:22 I can confirm from experience, that happens when you tab back in by clicking on the window. I've fired a rocket indoors once
Something tells me that your friends still won’t let you live that one down.
Used to run with a Black Templars RP group and the number of times I accidentally shot one of my squad in the back during briefings (and once the Zeus giving the briefing in the face) was uncountable.
11:15 i'm so proud of this community
What did they say? I'm just too dumb and too non-english speaker to figure it out
@@csapka They said “f&ggots,” the derogatory slur for homosexuals. UA-cam hates it, hence why it was bleeped. I censored it even in my comment partially because I don’t like saying it, and partially because UA-cam makes the NKVD look kind with their censorship of that kind of stuff.
@@PhoenixT70 aaah, I see, thanks
@@csapka No sweat.
@@PhoenixT70 I also don't get it
11:08
God damnit, I nearly died choking on my coffee when I heard this. Holy shit I've never laughed so hard in my life thank you Nordern LMFAO!!!
To be fair to F4skin, I would prioritize my hunger over my comrades safety as well. Survival matters more than friendship.
UA-cam highlighted this vid and asked me to click what I thought about it. Heartwarming - seeing Nordern get shot. Informative - finding out that stealing off other players can earn you cash... and a bullet in the arse. Useful - bullying Moti is socially acceptable, also the Viet Cong will give you a 15 min break for tea & biscuits.
Thieving Sandals sounds some new indie rock band.
Latest hit: Landmines around my compound (heart)
The sync of the f word got me rolling around laughing
“The cows are in Crypto!”
-Moti
2:00 - 2:44 was basically a Red vs Blue skit.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that habitually sings stayin' alive when doing CPR...
😂 The way he threw his head back during his rant around 1:30 was perfect
Almost made me shoot tea through my nose xD
Finally a new upload about Arma, been waiting this forever
Could've been worse. Staying Alive is technically just nearly too slow to be proper BPM. The song with the correct BPM however, is unfortunately, Baby Shark.
8:09 They wanted Oreos, made me want Oreos, I remembered I had a pack of Oreos, so I’m now eating Oreos to flex on them with no Oreos
We need more intense shenanigans. Space Engineers was especially fun.
7:18 they're just standing there... menacingly...
I'm sure every military play "I Spy" whenever they are patrolling on the road. 😆
@@rautamiekka Frankly, I would rather patrol than to fucking fight sleep deprivation in an ORP...
the speed at 04:22 where everyone just started shooting each other after one accidental misfire is hilarious
I literally snorted beer out of my nose at the kepi section, well done.
Actual Negotiations between North- and South-Vietnam right there
i love how the "They Move In Herds" has always been a joke in the U.S and its made onto this wonderfull channel.
8:46 this reminded me of something that happened a lot in ww2 when tank crews had nothing to do and that they would stop get out and make a cup of tea but the German snipers would see them and shoot them so the had to make a kettle that could fit and be boiled in a tank and to do day British tank crew only care if the kettles ok fuck everything else in the tank god I love my country
OMG this video was so perfectly timed, I was looking for something to watch during my lunch hour
11:12 That had me in tears
8:05 I’m literally eating some double stuff Oreo’s right now 😂
kling:*dies*
the squad: oh no
command: oh no
the cool aid man: Oh YEAH!!!!
I waited so long for this I’m actually emotional
4:20 And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why a Safety Catch function in Arma exists.
9:55 Taking the meaning of "Stack up, team" a bit too seriously.
"the tet truce has come in place"
prepare for the tet offensive
That ending. Famas......something with f.
6:20 is like when I got my first kidney surgery and the medics manage to fcked up, this was probably their reaction.
That last part at the end of the video made me spit my drink out while I was drinking
The beginning kept escalating in humor and funny
The Tet truce on their 15 minute snack break made ma laugh too hard
You know I keep forgetting that there's actually fighting not just arguing all the time lol
The best part is that there's also arguing during the fighting!
I love the opening bit.
finally, i was missing this series bruh
Here are my sandals, save my cows! - Random Villager
2:45 "Article 39(2) of the 1977 Additional Protocol I [to the Geneva Convention] provides: “It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or in order to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations.”" - it is also a war crime to make yourself look like the people you are trying to hide as in a war setting.
and this is why mercs don't always give two flying shits about the Geneva convention, rules like this usually get in the way of taking advantage of a situation that could lead to a victory. granted i will admit it's not morally right, but then again when is war ever been about morals anyway?
@@MASTERCHIEF1062 I mean, yes, but also mercenaries are not protected by Geneva in the first place and the UN kind of denies the validity of use of mercenaries completly.
wait a minute at 1:10 why is that tree swaying like the grass?
That is veteran gamer reaction speed.
Norderns Vikings ancestors must be happy to see war crimes but sad to see nordern
This video earned a sub from the massive amount of funnys made.
Good job mate.
0:35 Pud, this is the law of Equivalent Exchange.
No joke, I was in my shower today thinking "When is Norden gonna upload a new video?"
He’s just standing there MENACINGLY
11:11 someone called my name
Monty is apparently psychic as he says middle eye
The rotor blades looked like a hitmarker
Okay what the hell Nordern. Sitting here with a glass of iced tea and some oreos and what does your team ask for? Get out of my house!
4:12 they do move in herds
Oh hey, I was just re-watching some of the older vids when this update came in! Nice!
the most functional dysfunctional unit
the only time its acceptable and absolutely reasonable to use "running surprisingly well, im getting nearly 30 FPS" when talking about a game that is coming up on 10 years old. is when talking about ARMA 3
Heavily modded Minecraft too
They're standing there, menacingly.
My man ran him for his foams! XD
Ah, good to see another Nordern video, keep it up
And for that heart, I'll put some capital letters in there
Welcome... To Vietnam.
*Jurassic Park theme song plays as a group of Vietnamese citizens run from napalm attacks*
They're moving in herds... They do move in herds.
And now they burn in herds.
hearing all the radios click on Active before they all said the funny was pretty fucking hilarious
They fucking snack break whilst playing as Australians is exactly why we lost the emu war. We were to busy having smoko
New arma antics, instant upvote!
My take away from this video is: Eff you Nordern I want a damn Oreo too now you c-
Real talk I love these videos, glad you're still kicking, stay awesome!
Every time I watch this video, I want an Oreo. Goddammit Nordern.
3:26 just so everyone know he said "hello" in Chinese
everytime i watch norden i lose braincells
7:50 mine is called "The 2 Inch Casemate"
So funny thing in regards to Nordern's homebaked sponsor ad is; it is against the First Geneva Convention (there's 4 conventions and 3 additional protocols that all get lumped in as "the Geneva Convention" most of the time) for military personnel to disguise themselves as the enemy to get close enough to kill them. This doesn't apply to intelligence operatives (who will usually get shot for stealing intel if they start combat with the enemy) and it doesn't apply to military personnel who either take the enemy uniform off before engaging or don't actually do anything combat-related with that uniform - in those situations, you can disguise yourself as the enemy with no problem. But the second a military operative wearing the wrong uniform points their gun at an enemy and pulls the trigger, it's a warcrime. At least, that's what my hour of Google research turned up the other night (one of my friends was asking about it and, me being me, I had to research it) so... take it with a pinch of salt I guess?
No idea on whether "sending a random Private into a base dressed as the enemy with the intent of convincing the enemy to leave said base so their own people can capture it instead" would be considered a warcrime but if you can convince the entire personnel of a base to leave for any length of time via bullshitting to their faces, you should get a damn medal.
And for those wondering;
The First Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick or wounded soldiers on land battles.
The Second Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick, wounded or shipwrecked opponents at sea (this one also replaced the Hague Conventions).
The Third Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with prisoners of war.
The Fourth Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with civilians living in a war zone.
The Protocols apply to all of the above Conventions;
Protocol I relates to the protection of victims of international conflicts.
Protocol II relates to the victims of non-international armed conflicts.
Protocol III allows combat medics and doctors to use more emblems to signify who they are - the previous options were a red cross or a red crescent, this Protocol added a red crystal to the list. The Protocol also dictates that all combat medics and similar personnel bearing any of these 3 emblems are to be granted combat immunity - you do not shoot at a combat medic at all. The reason this protocol added the red crystal to the emblem list is because the red cross was too close to the Christian cross and Muslim combatants and countries rejected that emblem, so they used the red crescent instead. Most countries came up with their own emblem designs but these 3 are recognised for either international or non-international use.
11:17 OMG in unison
YESSSSSSSS FINALLY A NEW VID TO WATCH......I NEEED MOREE IM ADDICTED
How did you know my routine is oreos and tea when watching your vids???
Ah yes and here we see drake become a phoenix
I'd say this is about as good as Sovietwomble's bullshittery vids. Quite hilarious. Well edited. Good job.
I love how moti sounds like the fat German kid from willy and the chocolate factory movies lmao
that first part sounds like an RPG quest
Mountain Howitzer was my nickname in high school.
I genuienly can't figure out what the guys said in the before last clip. Can someone tell me?
Norden is Sovietwomble but with a better upload schedule
Not quite as good with the subtitles and kinetic visual gags and his group isn't quite as hilarious as Wombles band of neurological and genetic dead ends, but getting a dozen silvers to each video gold is something to note. Quantity has a quality all its own.
Yaaay another Arma vid this is a good day
Alright! Time to see war crimes, bad trades, Moti Capitalism and all sort of funny crap!
dang it... now i want a Oreo
Yay the Geneva convention breakage has arrived
3:58
Drake - Suffering from gunshot wound