Spending hours making a conveyor belt weave “this is fine” a couple of minutes into a relaxing platforming game “I’m going to pretend I’m a patient person”
Well with the conveyor belt weave, he knew he was working for something big, and would get to show it to his audience once he completed it. It also probably didn’t include him continuously falling but instead just carrying out the task, which is easy, but long. The big key here is that he was working for something big and patient or not, people do that
I feel like this is "Grace: The Game". You know, like, all those paths you make your sims walk through? Well, now it's your turn to do the walking to get to the objective! :-)
Level 1: "Oh this looks like a fun little platformer, just the kind of game I like to play" Level 2: Box In Face: "Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope" Level 3: "Oh god it just keeps going"
They should really name it the myth of sisyphus or something. The game is all about navigating an irritatingly difficult task with no rhyme or reason in a bland, featureless hell and with no context or sense of progress.
Yeah all the people saying this is a "relaxing" game confuse me. Even just watching someone else play it makes me incredibly anxious and it was a struggle for me to finish this video even with Josh's commentary
I assume the floaty jumps are intentional for the "dream" effect. In that case I'd give the player more air control and make the jumps higher. Irregular polygons like the rocks should have box colliders instead. Also, make the colored boxes part of an "inventory" or at least make it smaller when in the player's hands.
@@biamcs2000 I think whoever made the game just had no idea what the hell they were doing. You don't generally start a good game off with jumps that require apex timing, you let the players get used to the mechanics and then ramp it up over the levels. If you have to just try and make everything as hard as possible all the time then chances are your game doesn't have fun/interesting mechanics and you're just trying to hide that by making it impossible
This is the most stressful game I've ever watched. This is my ultimate nightmare happening right in front of me. I have to keep pausing, so I can catch my breath and calm my nerves. I. Hate. Jumping. Games. Thank you for being tribute.
Josh: "Okay little box, time to go home." *Box casually slides off platform.* Josh: "Why didn’t you go home?! That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!"
Can I say I just started watching this channel. I had one of those days where depression seeps in and was feeling really low. By the end of this video I had forgotten what I was even worrying about. Thought I'd comment to tell you thanks and keep up the good work, helps people in ways you might not even realise.
1 year later I view this video and stand doubly aghast at its simplistic visuals and thrice befuddled over how any mortal could have the patience to play this game to the extent you have...I dare say that you have the patience of a rock. Yes Sir indeed a rock,but not just any rock,a metamorphic rock.👍👍👍👍
That endless-fall loop was actually game's new circle of hell created just for Josh for all of his recklessness and ignorance about the Dev's feelings!!! PS. I Love You
At beginning I was confused and, well, not sure. But now since I watched some of your videos (literally all of them??) I really like your play...style... ALways on the edge or over the edge as seen. ALways bug the bugs in a game. And you slightly vissible humor. Keep going josh. You are amazing.
I’m watching this video at 2:00AM, having not slept yet, with work starting at 7:00AM. My route to work is going to feel exactly like this being as tired as I am...
Thank you for playing all the games I'm too lazy to do myself. And for being amazingly creative and upbeat. When I get stressed I'll usually end up watching one of your vids and remember to stop taking life so seriously (because nobody gets out alive, so we may as well laugh while having a bit of fun) Thanks again.
After religiously watching josh torture characters from games, they finally recommended me this hahaha. I think this is the first time i see josh actually suffering, also the first time i heard him curse 😂
Hey, you know first person platforming? You know how it's the absolute *worst* kind of challenge you can ever include in a first-person game? Let's make an entire game that's nothing but that!
Spending hours making a conveyor belt weave “this is fine” a couple of minutes into a relaxing platforming game “I’m going to pretend I’m a patient person”
i know right i never thought he would ever say that
it creates mayhem
Well with the conveyor belt weave, he knew he was working for something big, and would get to show it to his audience once he completed it. It also probably didn’t include him continuously falling but instead just carrying out the task, which is easy, but long. The big key here is that he was working for something big and patient or not, people do that
Lmaooo
What actually happens is he travels into the future every time it shows the “hours later” screen
Most videos: Josh breaks a game.
This video: A game breaks Josh.
He has found his match
Karma exists. This is the proof
so true
this is like a past to present span
doom eternal got nintendo ish
"Every citizen has to have the athleticism of the prince of persia"
Finally someone made the reference, my life is complete
Man, you just lived the nightmare you create for your employees in previous games !!
He *is* Grace!
@@RandyFortier *oh dang*
@Randy Fortier True enough
@@RandyFortier 👍
maam, i'm going to have to ask you to stop.
Ironically, the most calming video you've made is the one you suffer the most in.
Underrated comment 😂
This is nothing, go watch his old stuff
This game has finally tamed josh
He can't be tamed for long.......
@@justpeachpeachy but he has been tamed atleast
@@pulkitbafna7588 true
ah, peace
Not possible
Listening to Josh furiously mash keys as he gently falls to his death is one of the most entertaining things on the internet
I feel like this is "Grace: The Game". You know, like, all those paths you make your sims walk through? Well, now it's your turn to do the walking to get to the objective! :-)
1 thousand likes and not one of them commented
@@Weqct so funny
@@Weqct lmao
@@limhonghwa9540 I don't think it was supposed to be funny
@@tigerfun8644 are you don't know what this is mean. This game is like grace that torment josh
This is the route that my grandma supposedly took to school
Lol
Oooommmggg!!!! Pure gold!!
Wait, there were no blizzards all the time? So your grandma had it easy then in comparison to mine?
Furzkampfbomber a man of Greenland I see (or woman)
Back when dinosaurs ruled the earth
“Let’s pretend I’m a patient person”
*spends hours, literal days, building game-breaking monstrosities*
"Oh god oh god, OH GOD"
- Josh at any point in this game
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Josh: What this game is teaching me is to not rush things.
Narrator: That was a lie.
Uso de aru
More like "What this game is trying to teach..." because it clearly failed
@@absobel うそである〜
"The tides have turned, it's you who's going to suffer now Josh"
honestly i think this would have been better if your name were grace
Calliope Irwin 😂😂😂😂
- Grace
Level 1: "Oh this looks like a fun little platformer, just the kind of game I like to play"
Level 2: Box In Face: "Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope"
Level 3: "Oh god it just keeps going"
I think, a year later, we can finally tell Josh that this game was actually made by Grace just for him.
They should really name it the myth of sisyphus or something. The game is all about navigating an irritatingly difficult task with no rhyme or reason in a bland, featureless hell and with no context or sense of progress.
And after the last portal, you just respawn in the first level. No credits, nothing.
Wow that couldn’t suck more
Yeah all the people saying this is a "relaxing" game confuse me. Even just watching someone else play it makes me incredibly anxious and it was a struggle for me to finish this video even with Josh's commentary
"Just feeling the dream moother fuu-"
That is hilarius
5:27 I'm more worried that he knows what driving blindfolded is like💀
I assume the floaty jumps are intentional for the "dream" effect. In that case I'd give the player more air control and make the jumps higher. Irregular polygons like the rocks should have box colliders instead. Also, make the colored boxes part of an "inventory" or at least make it smaller when in the player's hands.
I think the fact that the boxes cover most of the players vision was intentional to add a certain difficulty to the level
@@biamcs2000 I think whoever made the game just had no idea what the hell they were doing. You don't generally start a good game off with jumps that require apex timing, you let the players get used to the mechanics and then ramp it up over the levels. If you have to just try and make everything as hard as possible all the time then chances are your game doesn't have fun/interesting mechanics and you're just trying to hide that by making it impossible
Who are you talking to?
This feels like someone was really passionate about a game asset that should make up ~0.2% of a game and just made it the whole game
Came for the game abuse, stayed for the pain moans...
I literally was living a life of blissful ignorance before this comment
Sickening.
@@nikodoge99 I think u misspelled perfection
@@blazingkitsune9020yeah and satisfaction
edit: satisfactory
9:51 "and also my CLENCHED ASSCHEEKS" i died😂😂
so?
3:22 "Let's pretend I'm a patient person"
Understatement of the year.
2:10 "Okay what is that? Is that my drugs? Is this a metaphor?"
This is the most stressful game I've ever watched. This is my ultimate nightmare happening right in front of me. I have to keep pausing, so I can catch my breath and calm my nerves. I. Hate. Jumping. Games. Thank you for being tribute.
oh.
Same bro. I spent half the video browsing comments so I wouldn't have to watch it
Watching the jumps gives me anxiety
Nala M I’m with you on that one seriously!
I can feel the rage building just by watching the jumps. Platformers are created by the devil.
Same here
@@fireblade295 i can feel the tension when he's about to fall
I think u already had anxiety 😂
I never knew how much I would love him playing a game normally....
I dunno why, but for some reason, your voice is kinda relaxing, so I use your video as sleeping ASMR 😂😂
I love his voice
Same he has an awesome voice
how?!
Sorry to ruin the 69 likes but its good
YEEES
This game seems like a form of hell.
Instead being called Temples of Mystery, it should be called Temples of Misery
That's life in the cubicles for ya
This is literally the "How my grandparents describe their way to school" simulator
Josh: "Okay little box, time to go home."
*Box casually slides off platform.*
Josh: "Why didn’t you go home?! That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!"
Can I say I just started watching this channel. I had one of those days where depression seeps in and was feeling really low. By the end of this video I had forgotten what I was even worrying about.
Thought I'd comment to tell you thanks and keep up the good work, helps people in ways you might not even realise.
I’ve only recently started watching you, and this has got to be the first time I’ve seen you be so stressed through out the game.
I find myself tensing up every time you jump lol
Same lol
me too. clenched asscheeks indeed
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*Falls to his death repeatedly*
"Is there a limit?"
"I know I have a perfect life but.. The hell with it, let's get out of here."
- Literally Josh
3:47 the crows from a hat in time when you answer one of their questions
4 minutes in and Josh hasnt broken anything.
Are you okay, buddy?
"I think this goes with the thing where it matches."
Isn't that how they teach AI robots? Toss them in a sandbox with a puzzle?
Watching a letsgameitout playlist chronologically is pretty much the most literal real world definition of "descent into insanity"
I feel like this game has led him to have the patience he has now
This episode just stressed me out and I felt your groans of growing despair.
I think the most memorable part of his videos is the *click click* of the background music looping
Looks like a student project...
Jeez you don't have to be this mean towards student projects
Commentur The Great I don’t think he meant it in a mean way, or you’re just being sarcastic.
He totally needs to play Getting Over It
Nah, he needs to play CarlSagan42's troll version of it.
He did with Anthony.
Old josh is like watching a 2yr old maneuver a minefield it’s amazing
This is the game that taught Josh his crazy patience
"It's a bit harrowing, I can barely make these jumps."
*proceeds to over jump platform twice in a row.*
Don't forget the almost imediate "can I just skip a couple?"
Right shift?! That's pretty evil to make you move your hand from the mouse to the keyboard to sprint.
One hand on RS, one on mouse. Easy.
Out of all his videos, this is definitely the only one that made me stressed and anxious
Your voice is absolutely magnificent
I feel like Josh and GrayStillPlays would be friends
This video is what got me to speedrun this game. Don't worry Josh I beat the game for you
Allways you say"I am Josh", my face starts to grin. Automaticly.
i am josh. nobody else. definitely josh. a human being named josh.
@@donovansmith5633 thx now i got probs with my jaws
1 year later I view this video and stand doubly aghast at its simplistic visuals and thrice befuddled over how any mortal could have the patience to play this game to the extent you have...I dare say that you have the patience of a rock.
Yes Sir indeed a rock,but not just any rock,a metamorphic rock.👍👍👍👍
That endless-fall loop was actually game's new circle of hell created just for Josh for all of his recklessness and ignorance about the Dev's feelings!!!
PS. I Love You
At beginning I was confused and, well, not sure. But now since I watched some of your videos (literally all of them??) I really like your play...style... ALways on the edge or over the edge as seen. ALways bug the bugs in a game. And you slightly vissible humor. Keep going josh. You are amazing.
The desperate effort to clear it, is amazing and making me watch it to the end 🎉
I feel second-hand frustration just watching you play
Josh: I am about to torture these people in this game!
The people in the game: Say sike right now!
"lets pretend im a patient person" he says and ive seen him build thousands of things in one game that would take days to do
I'm glad that Josh knows about I Wanna Be The Guy. It's a classic. Shame the sequel was never finished.
Why is sprint bound to right shift
To anger you. And me. And everyone.
For people who use Arrows instead of wasd
@@JolanXBL who tf does in 2020
@@navaryn2938 Apparently anyone who wants to play this game?
@@navaryn2938 What is the issue with using arrows to move in games? I like to use arrows to move in games.
I hope you would consider to play this type of games more often!! Your running commentary is always hilarious
Donate a hour of your time to (whatever charity) for every time Josh said "Okay okay"
Josh. The way you recored these videos and play these games matches your voice perfectly. You are so damn hilarious dude
this is the first time ive seen josh qenuily angry at a game
I'm not even playing and I clench every time you jump .😆
Dude your such a great entertainer, keep up the good work :D
How your parents explained the way to school at your age :
i love how in some videos josh is enerjetic in the intro and in others he just sounds more dead inside
Omg, just WATCHING this had ME clenching! 😫
Oh, don't you talk about my boxes!
I like boxes!
I think 4 years after this, grace made this for sure knowing what she will, go through if she don’t do something
You have soooo much more patience than me. If I can’t do the thing after twenty tries. So much for that game and on to the next!
That's why I like source spaghetti.
That sweet air control is so good trading off good noodles.
"Feel what the dream world MOTHERF" had me dieing laughing
I like how he tried to pull his bs with bathing in the fountain but the game was just like number come on let's go and you just went with it
You know, seeing the beauty and simplicity of this game... I think I'm *_falling_* in love with it.
This game is giving me a fear of heights. When you fall, I get butterflies in my stomach.
I am happy to see this game put josh to not torture any soul
There's no such thing as a soothing 1st person platformer.
Dude my anxiety just went to 15 every time you fell
Well that was extremely stressfull to watch!
I'm more amazed that the developer got the primary colors right. Thats awesome, I think almost no one knows the real ones.
I love josh when he played a bad games and enjoy it
I’m watching this video at 2:00AM, having not slept yet, with work starting at 7:00AM. My route to work is going to feel exactly like this being as tired as I am...
This gives me severe windlands vibes because of the floating in the middle of nowhere XD
Normally Josh is here to conquer games in the weirdest way possible. Today, the game conquered him.
ok Josh you are legit my favorite youtuber xD every single video is just so entertaining
Thank you for playing all the games I'm too lazy to do myself. And for being amazingly creative and upbeat. When I get stressed I'll usually end up watching one of your vids and remember to stop taking life so seriously (because nobody gets out alive, so we may as well laugh while having a bit of fun) Thanks again.
An example of the kind of game that Josh is talking about is called Trap adventure and the sequel Trap adventure 2
God damn this looks hateful, can't believe you made it that far
It's interesting how you turn every game you play into a Torture Simulator
After religiously watching josh torture characters from games, they finally recommended me this hahaha. I think this is the first time i see josh actually suffering, also the first time i heard him curse 😂
people are saying this game tamed josh. But given all the videos after it, I'm more convinced that this game drove him to insanity
I can’t believe you remembered I Wanna Be The Guy. I had totally forgot about that game!
Hey, you know first person platforming? You know how it's the absolute *worst* kind of challenge you can ever include in a first-person game?
Let's make an entire game that's nothing but that!