Your Brain Is F@%ked. Let's fix that

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @jordanshanks5340
    @jordanshanks5340  Рік тому +3

    Jim Rohn tier - 1 extra vid Wayne Dyer tier 2 extra vids Tony Robbins 3 extra vids - see you there - www.patreon.com/jordanshanks

    • @KenDwyer
      @KenDwyer Рік тому +1

      6:07 I can only imagine what my life would be like if I was wearing that technicolour jacket you're wearing ...

    • @ruebenheenan
      @ruebenheenan Рік тому

      I want what you’re on in this vid jordy, but I actually like a lot of the messages in it!

    • @kenn_k
      @kenn_k Рік тому

      hey guys (jordan and moderation team). i recently joined the patreon and after maybe 2 weeks, i've been banned. either because i messaged the account in a goofy manner asking about book recommendations or the comment i left in response to a joke about there being "no refunds." i understand this is all supposed to be taken seriously and i do value jordan's insight and advice more than i can express. i suppose i just shouldn't play into the comedy since i'm not the comedian, nor should i have messaged the account. i apologize if i offended or seemed like i was spamming. hoping this can be addressed and preferably reversed. i don't have to comment. thanks.

  • @ManifestedMadness
    @ManifestedMadness Рік тому +37

    What a great tutorial, trained my brain so hard it got a 12 pack

  • @bashmash8605
    @bashmash8605 Рік тому +19

    I feel personally attacked in every video, and I'm doing my best to get my shit together. Thank you Jordan.

    • @skyrimlord6614
      @skyrimlord6614 Рік тому

      Keep it up

    • @anarchy_79
      @anarchy_79 Рік тому

      Same here. And I didn't even watch these videos. His patronizing gaze is all I need to shape the fuck up.

  • @australiafair5926
    @australiafair5926 7 місяців тому

    I'm lucky and I always say I'm lucky. I'm the luckiest person I know. I really hate it when non-lucky people tell you not to speak of good fortune because you'll jinx it / scare it away. I'm not afraid of scaring good fortune away - I'm a magnet for good fortune.

  • @babayega1717
    @babayega1717 8 місяців тому

    I commented on another (I think the latest) video earlier today some paragraph cringe comment about how I've heard and read the things you're saying hundreds of times, but for some unknown reason *this* time they fucking stuck. And I could discern how different the feeling in me was... I deleted it later for some reason, probably cringe. but never the less, I just came back to say that, not more than 4 hrs later I actually took a step in my life I've been procrastinating to take for years. And I am a good guy I'm not embarrassed to admit :D, that means to say that, it was NO small step by anyone's margin ESPECIALLY NOT FOR ME.. bro what did you do?? I'm smiling ear to ear, idk wtf happened this time, but I know I wasn't able to do it without the help of that Australian public service channel guy that I follow for some reason. Thank you Jordan. Thank you truly.
    FCK YES

  • @pharmalex2
    @pharmalex2 Рік тому +5

    I really missed the low quality videos that looked liked they were filmed on my dads old video camera

  • @maxoconnor5087
    @maxoconnor5087 Рік тому

    Thanks Jordan

  • @jakedaly7906
    @jakedaly7906 Рік тому +1

    Jordan your morning pep talks keep me going

  • @nataliehilton1537
    @nataliehilton1537 Рік тому +8

    Incase you missed it the first time. Weekly comedy meditation. 7 days of happiness and relaxation at the same time. I believe in you Jordan. You can do it!

  • @WhereisMelania
    @WhereisMelania Рік тому +3

    My mum called and said she’s missing her cardigan. And low and behold who do I see wearing it.

  • @jaggedlines2257
    @jaggedlines2257 Рік тому +2

    Oh, I get it. He is talking about Tony Albanese.
    Yeah, I totally agree Jords.

  • @SANEnurse
    @SANEnurse Рік тому

    This channel is seriously underrated. Thank you for breaking my brain 🎉

  • @GrandmaPanda
    @GrandmaPanda Рік тому +3

    I started working harder on my garden and researching the different plants I can identify. Now when I close my eyes I just see my plants instead of angry eyeballs

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 Рік тому +2

      Hell yeah, what are you growing?? I'm helping my grandmother grow her garden. It's s really therapeutic.

    • @GrandmaPanda
      @GrandmaPanda Рік тому +2

      @@sneedler8661 sunflowers, wildflowers, green beans, tomatoes, cantaloupe, watermelon, swamp milkweed, lilac, two mango trees, and a pine

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 Рік тому +1

      @GrandmaPanda hell yeah, after growing some tomatoes myself, I couldn't see myself going without them, literally one of the best fruits, imo for overall health as well as taste.

    • @GrandmaPanda
      @GrandmaPanda Рік тому +1

      @@sneedler8661 yea,I use the tomato to soak up my runny eggs. Surprisingly tasty

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 Рік тому

      @GrandmaPanda I'm so glad I started it tbh it's rewarding especially when you get a good harvest

  • @duncanirving5317
    @duncanirving5317 Рік тому +1

    The soundtrack and the jacket scream success to me. ❤

  • @WartyFingleBlaster
    @WartyFingleBlaster Рік тому +4

    A lot of what Jordan is talking about here is in the book "You'll see it when you believe it" so add that to your reading list!

    • @anarchy_79
      @anarchy_79 Рік тому

      Does it cover warty finger blasting? Because I need someone to teach me. It's basically the one thing I have no experience with.

  • @dawalkn
    @dawalkn Рік тому +3

    This is pretty handy stuff I feel like I should have known. Thanks Jordan!

  • @Mookle123
    @Mookle123 Рік тому +13

    I disagree with at least half the things you say on this channel, but stay because of how much vitality your mannerisms, vocalizations, and posture convey. Every time I watch you, it rubs off on me a little!

  • @cathyjoy9214
    @cathyjoy9214 Рік тому

    Very 80s in a way ........ but so much actual practical truth

  • @tashsikkes
    @tashsikkes Рік тому +3

    Jordan has leveled up, now he's promoting other videos aside from just patreon. Wow.

  • @leighton5477
    @leighton5477 Рік тому +1

    Matt keen is next to me.... what do I do?

    • @vacantvideostore
      @vacantvideostore Рік тому

      Ask him when he's planning on making the move to federal, or whether he just gave up on that plan as well

  • @rekitrelt
    @rekitrelt Рік тому +1

    cant visualize tho

  • @transkryption
    @transkryption Рік тому +1

    who needs prawn when Jordan wears that jacket?

  • @TheMrFoote
    @TheMrFoote Рік тому

    The colorful jacket!

  • @kylenorman9167
    @kylenorman9167 Рік тому

    Thanks Jordie ❤

  • @Monkai_Monkai
    @Monkai_Monkai Рік тому +2

    I've noticed that whenever Jordie clicks his fingers, I automatically focus intensely on what he is saying.

  • @zolarczakl6815
    @zolarczakl6815 Рік тому +2

    Jordan is like the Australian Jordan Peterson for left-leaning people

  • @Moethemad70
    @Moethemad70 Рік тому

    Fudge covered huh?
    Hey! MATE! LOL

  • @rizzb0i
    @rizzb0i Рік тому +1

    Self-gaslighting to success let’s goo

  • @46pippi
    @46pippi Рік тому

    Your brain doesn't have thoughts, it processes them. If you want to 'program' anything... start asking yourself where are these thoughts actually coming from? if not your brain then where?

  • @BlokesKitchen
    @BlokesKitchen Рік тому

    Dude!! Corey Worthington called, He want's his fucking jacket back!

    • @tuukka1827
      @tuukka1827 Рік тому

      Tell him to f off! Its Jordans now

  • @ArthurKingOfficial
    @ArthurKingOfficial Рік тому +4

    TONY ROBBINS TIER - just signed up, amazing content Jordan. shocked at this side of your personality. shocked but no surprised. Your brilliant. Cudos my friend. P.S. next show in melbourne? Cheers, Arthur

  • @dizzyizzy5267
    @dizzyizzy5267 Рік тому

    mY dAd waS a purpLe hyEna

  • @The_Absolute_Dog
    @The_Absolute_Dog Рік тому

    I don't have goals. Hope is dangerous if you're useless

    • @jakebailey9129
      @jakebailey9129 8 місяців тому

      Start small man, focus on the things you can control and go from there. It could be as simple as cleaning up your house or room, writing down stuff about who you are vs who you would like to be. Focus on good habits until you can get to a place where you feel strong enough to have goals without them been shattered.

  • @TCI369
    @TCI369 Рік тому

    I'll do as you say and i will come back in a few year's and if we are still alive i will let you know if it worked.

  • @capermote
    @capermote Рік тому

    Having a job where the culture is that you need to have email notifications turned on at all times, in an open plan office, is just the worst thing ever for productivity.
    I’d recommend anyone to read deep work by cal Newport. Jordan might have mentioned it before,

  • @SG-yq4kv
    @SG-yq4kv Рік тому +1

    "a better ewe starts today"

  • @rohbro6896
    @rohbro6896 Рік тому

    When we move into the JordanShanksDefinitelyNotACultSuccessCommune,
    that you definitely are going to develop and become the deified guru cult (definitely not a cult) leader of a cult (definitely not a cult) of Eco Warriors with Tony Robins energy and names straight from Warhammer,
    Can that jacket and matching pants be the uniform please?

  • @bryteofficial
    @bryteofficial Рік тому +1

    Bro I love your videos, but I'll be damned if I heard a word you said due to those pitch black flaring nostrils glaring into my soul with the icy stare of a great white shark. 🥶🦈

  • @savannahwheatley3208
    @savannahwheatley3208 Рік тому

    Does anyone know his email ?

  • @PsyDin_
    @PsyDin_ Рік тому

    I 100% get the passive vs active point being made, but let's be really really clear here even WoW can be a very active activity in the right circumstances (high end raids, albeit after you've already wasted away probably 100 hours on rubbish)
    Picking up Tekken about 6 years ago and learning how it works and striving to get better was unquestionably an active activity, and while it might not have been productive in your eyes I am telling you with complete seriousness that it was the single most important activity I ever picked up for self-improvement, I went from hating maths to being excited to go play a game where I'm calculating frame data multiple times a second, it shook me out of a zombie-like state that I'd been in for 25 years up to that point.

  • @maybecriminal
    @maybecriminal Рік тому

    OK Jordan.

  • @thespiritschild
    @thespiritschild Рік тому

    Look into law of assumption, Neville Goddard’s teaching y'all. He kind of describes it in a way in this video. You won’t regret it and it will completely change your life.

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames Рік тому

    It’s 1987 somewhere

  • @mithrosis
    @mithrosis Рік тому

    brain gains 🦾🧠

  • @Davian1A
    @Davian1A Рік тому

    Great video jordies luv la lots btw someone fucked with your shutter speed that’s why the vid looks weird today ❤

  • @altekamerad
    @altekamerad 7 місяців тому

    Jordan Shanks? More like… uh, Jordan… spanks?

  • @alwaysright3718
    @alwaysright3718 Рік тому +1

    Drink beer and wine...

  • @frozencatcake
    @frozencatcake Рік тому

    daddy Jordan 😩

  • @jessicaesss32
    @jessicaesss32 Рік тому

    👍👍

  • @Malygon
    @Malygon Рік тому +1

    What life could I imagine if I have absolutely no motivation to do or achieve anything? I tried the whole "fake it until you make it" with self-confidence, and yeah it helped. But I simply have no goals or motivation. Hard to imagine anything good with that as a basis.

    • @Binerexis
      @Binerexis Рік тому +3

      Motivation is a fickle bitch that can't be relied on. If you wait for motivation before you do something, you'll never do it.
      Decide what you want to do and then do it.

    • @aaronstanley6914
      @aaronstanley6914 Рік тому

      ​@@Binerexismake a motivational speech for yourself and recite it when ever your motivations Weaver. My problem is that spark of inspiration leaves too fast and it's hard to make that motivational speech.

  • @BlueNSour
    @BlueNSour Рік тому +1

    hmm on the self visualisation, I dont know if it's wrong or just wrong for me. Ill visualise it and be like "damn, I've accomplished it all. Time to relax".

  • @jayl5032
    @jayl5032 Рік тому +1

    Ive been Groundhog Day'ed in my head for like 20 some years. Where am I? Who are you?

  • @lazybabe108
    @lazybabe108 Рік тому +1

    Not me watching this video when i first wake up 👀

  • @zalibecquerel3463
    @zalibecquerel3463 Рік тому

    You know, all this bru-ha-ha with reddit has been a godsend to me. I nuked my account a couple of weeks ago (mostly for the lulz on a /r/anarchychess meme), and... well... I don't really miss it. I read books, and if I want a lazy scroll, slashdot is pretty good, as is DIGG. No need to interact or even read the comments.
    Truthfully, I missed reddit for about 4 days... but nuking my account and deleting the apps (RIF)... and I'm noticeably happier. Next step: Stop reading the ABC news site. It's as bad as reddit some days with the SJW nonsense.

  • @Ash-2449
    @Ash-2449 Рік тому

    Training aka doing activities that you dont naturally desire is pretty cringe and beta, just be a natural chad UwU
    My goals of more gay furry commissions is going just as planed naturally :3

  • @caramelconundrum9280
    @caramelconundrum9280 Рік тому

    We are walking talking meat bags with a short life span. All paths lead to the same conclusion.

  • @Long_Boy420
    @Long_Boy420 Рік тому +1

    lmfao actually playing wow rn

  • @dcolb121
    @dcolb121 Рік тому

    You're not the boss of me. Have some goon...

  • @patricklyons7683
    @patricklyons7683 Рік тому

    Very good share Jordan =GunZenBomZ=