Vinny - Oops... Mom Got An Atari!

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  • Vinny Vinesauce plays weird and bizarre Atari games,
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    Stream date: June 2nd, 2024
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    June 2nd, 2024 Stream:
    [Pre-Stream] Zelda Lego Set ► • [Pre-Stream] Zelda Leg...
    Oops... Mom Got An Atari! ► • Vinny - Oops... Mom Go...
    Corruption Stockpile: Wii Corruptions ► • Vinny - Corruption Sto...
    [BRB Talk] Fake Bottle Openers ► • [BRB Talk] Fake Bottle...
    Game Boy Homebrew Games ► • Vinny - Game Boy Homeb...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 260

  • @vinesaucefullsauce
    @vinesaucefullsauce  23 дні тому +17

    Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/y2nDima_d_k

  • @chromosoa23
    @chromosoa23 23 дні тому +469

    can't wait for the sequel, "uh-oh, dad got a turbografx 16"

  • @bobtimus
    @bobtimus 22 дні тому +207

    I'm patiently waiting for the "Oh no! Tommy Tallarico kidnapped me and is forcing me to play the Intellivision!" Part of the series.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 22 дні тому +9

      B 62 bomber, and it’s funny i say that because of hbomberguy.

    • @MaxxedP
      @MaxxedP 10 днів тому +4

      I guess he can't, since Atari bought everything Intellivision related except the Amico.

    • @Sky_nord
      @Sky_nord 8 днів тому

      His mother is very proud of him

  • @StereoTyp0
    @StereoTyp0 23 дні тому +157

    After showing us so much shaft on twitch, Vinny finally grabs life by the joystick.

    • @willfreedo
      @willfreedo 22 дні тому +7

      Part of me hoped it would become a running gag, always teasing the segment and always "accidentally" postponing it at the end.

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 22 дні тому +1

      What SEGA truly wanted gamers to do all this time.

  • @Kepesk
    @Kepesk 23 дні тому +52

    "Desert Falcon"
    I wasn't expecting you to be an actual bird.

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 22 дні тому +8

      Imagine playing a game based on Hudson Hawk, but instead of Bruce Willis you're a bird.

  • @Wario-The-Legend
    @Wario-The-Legend 23 дні тому +172

    Aw, shucks! Grandma got me a Panasonic 3DO

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 23 дні тому +21

      Oh geez, grandpa provided us a Philips CD-i!

    • @chemergency
      @chemergency 23 дні тому +18

      "Dios mio!!!! Uncle Johnny gave us an RCA Studio II!!!"

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 23 дні тому +2

      I got myself a 3DO a few years ago. lol

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 22 дні тому +14

      What the hell? My son gifted me an Amiga CD32?!

    • @cybhunter007
      @cybhunter007 22 дні тому +3

      @@crazyluigi6664 hope she made lots of spaghetti (had to)

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 23 дні тому +66

    If Vinny does a Coleco vision pack, I hope he knows that alot of ports for Atari where made intentionally bad just to sell the Colecovision ports.

  • @formerpodcaster9292
    @formerpodcaster9292 21 день тому +10

    when i was a kid i had a fever stress dream that was basically just like the game where the skateboard guy has to turn off all the appliances

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 22 дні тому +15

    My mom bought me a old 89' Tandy computer in 99. Didn't have the heart to tell her she messed up.

    • @FiggsNeughton
      @FiggsNeughton 17 днів тому +1

      I had one of those pieces of sh!t! I played Wizardry: Bane of the Cosmic Forge on it, and also a Basic game where you were a monkey throwing bananas, I think you could select the trajectory, force, etc.

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 22 дні тому +7

    That has to be the longest football field in the world. The "yard" markers are as long as your players are tall! They also run like they're wading through pudding, AND for some reason the game starts with the players nowhere near the center line. Vinny managed to score a touchdown on the very first try, and the game STILL made the worst conceivable first impression by making it take as long as humanly possible.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 22 дні тому +2

      And speaking of first impressions, I'm not sure there's ever been a better message to open a game with than "Press B to start and A for pandemonium."

  • @Venom_Snake_is_literally_me
    @Venom_Snake_is_literally_me 22 дні тому +12

    Isn't that the home improvement mom

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 22 дні тому +4

      Jillian "Jill" Taylor, wife of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Daughter of Colonel Fred Patterson and Lillian Patterson (show canon). Actor's real name is Patricia Castle Richardson, born February 23, 1951 (age 73). She was a Broadway star for her early acting career before being hired to play in the movie "C.H.U.D." (1984) and then jumping over to Home Improvement at the request of a friend.

  • @captain_chloride-un9vb
    @captain_chloride-un9vb 20 днів тому +4

    I love how every single time Vinny closes out a game it goes to Jill Taylor being worshiped and called a milf by the chat

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 23 дні тому +15

    I am ABSOLUTELY going to sample that "Desert Falcon" theme

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 22 дні тому +8

    Thank you once again for unlocking a long-buried memory, by the way. As soon as I saw the phrase "Diamonds Are Forever" in that nondescript not-even-the-title-of-the-game lettering, I had a flashback to playing through a box of random Commodore 64 disks I got from a friend, back before I knew who James Bond was or the names of any of his movies.
    Some quick searching reveals that the reason the title is like that is because it's the name of the _level._ Each level was named after a different movie and possibly inspired by a scene from it, but they're all more or less the same. Your car is supposed to turn into a boat halfway through the first level (right after that part you couldn't get over that looks like a ramp facing the wrong way), and it stays a boat from then until the end of the game despite every level opening with that same cutscene of you getting into the car and driving away.

  • @TheNiltoncgm
    @TheNiltoncgm 22 дні тому +21

    Holy French Fry, daddy got me a Philips CD-I

  • @snotyay
    @snotyay 22 дні тому +5

    oops... ashens got an gamechild

  • @Hoovyspenser
    @Hoovyspenser 21 день тому +4

    *Here's the timestamp list for all the games from this pack:*
    0:00:42 | *Introducing Atari 5200*
    0:01:08 | Congo Bongo
    0:04:50 | James Bond
    0:08:09 | RealSports Football
    0:11:29 | Return of the Jedi: Death Star Battle
    0:15:03 | Star Wars
    0:17:50 | *Introducing Atari 7800*
    0:19:02 | Crack'ed
    0:21:24 | Desert Falcon
    0:23:54 | Ninja Golf
    0:28:38 | Super Skateboardin'
    0:32:21 | Tank Command
    0:35:37 | *Introducing Atari Lynx*
    0:36:14 | Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    0:41:16 | Dirty Larry: Renegade Cop
    0:45:38 | Kung Food
    0:49:41 | Power Factor
    0:52:04 | *Introducing Atari Jaguar*
    0:52:20 | Attack of the Mutant Penguins
    0:58:18 | Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls
    1:04:26 | Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy
    1:08:21 | Outro

  • @Honeyguts88
    @Honeyguts88 23 дні тому +10

    Love seeing the vinesauce merchandise pop up when the merchandise is out of stock 😂

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 22 дні тому +3

      He had a problem with the supplier going out of business unexpectedly and leaving them holding the bag. The ads were never taken down so they just continue showing the storefront. Vinny said don't buy anything right now.

  • @ngwoo
    @ngwoo 22 дні тому +8

    oi guvnuh mum brought home a zx spectrum

  • @HenryStudioCA
    @HenryStudioCA 23 дні тому +29

    I had a aunt get me LEGO Indiana Jones for the DS this one Christmas.
    I did not have a DS at that point.

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 19 днів тому

      I had my grandpa give my zelda breath of the wild on 3 separate occasions

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 10 днів тому

      Lego Indiana Jones is an amazing game and I love it to death......just not on the 3DS. Xbox 360 is where it's at.

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 23 дні тому +61

    About a decade ago, I went through a phase looking up stuff about the Jaguar and then finally tried one out.
    Suffice to say, besides Tempest 2000, that cat had no bite.

    • @RemnantCult
      @RemnantCult 23 дні тому +7

      It feels like an American Amiga console to me (Amiga is already American but had more of a home in Europe). The full potential of the machine wasn't fulfilled because the hardware wasn't properly documented by Atari.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 23 дні тому +5

      There are some other OK games on it, but yeah, nah.

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 23 дні тому +4

      THANK GOD FOR LLAMASOFT!

    • @AmigaHyena
      @AmigaHyena 23 дні тому +10

      Tempest 2000 isn't the only awesome Jaguar game.
      Rayman looks just as beautiful on Jaguar as it does on PS1.
      Jaguar Doom was used as the base for almost every console port made in the 90's, even the beloved PS1 version!
      Wolfenstein 3D's Jaguar port is often considered the best version for a console of the era.
      Super Burnout is like Outrun but with vastly superior graphics at 60fps.
      If you do your research, you'll find some truly excellent games which still hold up today.
      Also the Jaguar's homebrew community is surprisingly massive for such a niche console.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 22 дні тому +3

      @@AmigaHyena Alien Vs. Predator could also wotk with an upgraded system of sorts.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 17 днів тому +2

    I am FASCINATED by the sound design of the Return of the Jedi game. It mskes me want an animated short resembling Atari graphics that uses sounds like that. It could look like that one impressive 35mm Atari commercial Vinny showed a while back.

  • @mynamesangel578
    @mynamesangel578 23 дні тому +7

    i literally love vinny playing collections/packs sent in, even if there's some inevitable overlap

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 23 дні тому +29

    Oops mom got an Atari better be a reoccurring segment because the amount of obscure and shitty games on Atari consoles is insane

    • @VulpesHilarianus
      @VulpesHilarianus 22 дні тому +6

      Atari held on because Nintendo's licensing fees were ridiculous all the way up until the Wii. The Gamecube was the first console that started seeing things level out a bit because with it you didn't have to pay Nintendo's special little factory to make cartridges. Atari originally centrally held all the licenses but let companies manufacture their own cartridges up until the Activision lawsuit where they switched, being the ones to manufacture the cartridges but sublicensing the VCS/2600 and 5200 out to the explosion of third party developers migrating from the Commodore PET and 64, Sinclair ZX81 and ZX Spectrum, Apple II, and Atari's own 400 and 800 home computers into the console sphere once Activision proved it possible. Thus causing the crash of '83. So in the end what gave Nintendo the market for the second generation of home consoles also ironically kept Atari alive.

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 21 день тому

      ET was just the tip of the dickberg

  • @DavidPCM
    @DavidPCM 23 дні тому +19

    I haven't seen Vinny play Congo Bongo before but it's a shame the 5200 version leaves this impression. it's quite a fun time on the proper arcade version.

    • @thestripedmenace
      @thestripedmenace 22 дні тому +2

      It's the isometric Donkey Kong sequel we never got, it was even made by the same ghost developer behind OG arcade DK heh

    • @minicritman999
      @minicritman999 21 день тому +4

      Atari usually left that impression about all arcade games. Cause of the video game crash and all that.

  • @FriendNick
    @FriendNick 23 дні тому +9

    UA-cam glitches when I started the video so there wasn't any sound at first, so I thought even after the segment was done, it still found a way to be shafted

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 23 дні тому +34

    Oops! You bought peach rings!

  • @Dragonfire511
    @Dragonfire511 22 дні тому +5

    Bogus!, that's water, Dude!.

  • @chalie091892
    @chalie091892 23 дні тому +41

    The title just dislodged a deep memory I had of a Newgrounds cartoon called “Uh-oh, Mama’s Got Her Boobs Out!”
    So thanks for that

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 22 дні тому +5

    Christmas 1994, I really wanted a SNES.
    My parents got me an Atari 2600 Junior.
    They said video games cost too much money and they got me the cheapest system they found at 2nd hand store.
    I enjoyed Yars Revenge, Frogger and Pitfall but sadly the DK Junior game didn't work because it was a 5200 cart.

    • @thestripedmenace
      @thestripedmenace 22 дні тому +3

      Tbh, you got three of the 2600's best games in there

    • @TBoneTony
      @TBoneTony 21 день тому

      @@thestripedmenace I agree, I was lucky to have one of the best from Atari, one of the best from Activision and one of the best Arcade Conversions to the 2600 console that was a Konami game ported by Activision (at least I think they did the 2600 port).
      Now that I think of it, that DK Junior game might have been the 7200 version, because it looked like a 2600 cart yet only different and because I was a kid at the time it was the first time I realized Atari made consoles outside of their popular 2600 system.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 10 днів тому

      @@TBoneTony I just restored a Atari 2600 Jr. Fascinating little console, and it has literally nothing inside it. It had to have been heavily discounted by 1994 to about what a Jakks Pacific Plug and Play costs at retail, let alone a thrift store.

  • @jimmyhues5717
    @jimmyhues5717 22 дні тому +4

    he didn't even play midnight mutants smh

  • @chrebet8086
    @chrebet8086 20 днів тому +1

    Really in love with the fact that the cpu football team tried an almost 100 yard field goal on second down

  • @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
    @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 23 дні тому +8

    I remember reading once that the Jaguar IS 64-bit, but it was a pain in the ass to write code for and early revisions had hardware bugs. There's also a Motorola 68K on the motherboard, so a lot of the library is just amiga ports.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 23 дні тому +6

      It was a convoluted console, yeah, which is why some particularly talented programmers, like John Carmack, actually managed to get some pretty damn cool performance out of it (a smooth port of Doom), but why the average programmers went _"Oh fuck THIS, we'll make it like a SNES or Genesis game I guess."_
      It has had a pretty long lived homebrew scene, probably because if you're inclined like Carmack (who thought porting Doom to it was fun), there's a lot you can make the thing do with the right effort and approach.

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 22 дні тому +4

      but what is even the point of 64 bit in the mid 90s when you only got a few megabytes of ram .32 bit was enough back then having more bits just means you can have more memory it took until the mid to late 2000s for 64 bit to become useful to gamers .it was all just marketing a 32 bit system from 2000 will beat any 64 bit system from the mid 90s and that is why we still don't got 128 bit or higher. it just makes everything more complicated without any improvements

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 23 дні тому +5

    Sunday streams make my Monday screams less louder.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 22 дні тому +11

    The "64 bit just because two 32 bit CPUs" thing is a minor misconception; the Jaguar did have those processors it's got a 64 bit blitter and the 64 bit object processor. The Jaguar is able to perform 64 bit operations. Video games.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 10 днів тому

      A lot of that was attributed to how Atari marketed it in a way people would understand. Non-techbro kids wouldn't understand how it made 64 bits work unless they said two 32bit cpu's.

  • @ScornfulEg0tist
    @ScornfulEg0tist 22 дні тому +3

    put on a radiohead song (karma police) during dirty larry as instructed
    it definitely enhanced the experience

  • @Dom_Maretti
    @Dom_Maretti 20 днів тому +2

    Atari was banking on the fact that the 7800 was backward-compatible with ~99.5% of 2600 games and 100% compatible with 2600 peripherals. The backward compatibility featured heavily in the marketing (of which there was very little, all things considered). The Sega Master System was marketed in a similar way in Japan, for the SG1000's game cards (which were released in the West, but the SG1000 wasn't).

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 22 дні тому +4

    52:40 Look, it's the game where you are a Shark and you have to shake Palm Trees in order for the Trains fall down.
    Then you put Trains inside an Apple, then Turkeys come and eat the Apple.
    Then the Turkeys go up Water Falls, so you have to drop Monkey Butts on Power Lines until they go BOOOM!!!!

  • @RustyShackleford556
    @RustyShackleford556 23 дні тому +24

    Wait a minute, ninja golf actually goes hard

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 22 дні тому +6

      The graphics are really nice, and I just like the premise a lot.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 22 дні тому +6

      It's like a quirky indie studio from the early 2010s went back in time and ported their game to an actual old console.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 22 дні тому +7

      @@stevethepocket You could think of it like that, but Ninja Golf is a real product of its time, the 1980s and early 1990s was really the perfect cultural and entertainment climate for this sort of game.
      Ninjas were VERY hot shit in entertainment at the time, aside from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles you had all kinds of ninjas in movies and comics, and thus also in games, and these would very much be the stereotypical black garbs and facemask type with katanas and shurikens. Last Ninja, Shinobi, Ninja Gaiden, these are the much more well known properties but there were countless smaller ones.
      Even 3DRealms's Shadow Warrior was originally going for these exact trappings in its earlier development in 1992.
      This game was probably made from a mixture of _"Ninjas are so cool!"_ and _"Ninjas are so marketable!",_ and very possibly together with a loving parody angle of _"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we did a ninja action game, but it's about like, playing golf?"_

    • @viejodamis09
      @viejodamis09 22 дні тому +2

      They actually made a spiritual succesor with ATHF characters.
      Actually I think that game was already played in the channel before.

    • @RustyShackleford556
      @RustyShackleford556 22 дні тому +2

      @@viejodamis09 Oh dude you're right lol, same people?

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 23 дні тому +25

    4:07 How do these graphics work?
    It's like the sprite moves on a large pixel grid but when he jumps it suddenly transitions into buttery smooth 6000 fps. You can't have both!

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 22 дні тому

      I’m glad i wasn’t born back then jesus.

    • @sonicphoenix7
      @sonicphoenix7 20 днів тому +2

      not sure how this hardware works but i assume the hazards are background tiles

  • @incorrectbeans
    @incorrectbeans 23 дні тому +8

    I can't believe your mom dated Tim Allen

  • @RyanPhantomOfficial
    @RyanPhantomOfficial 23 дні тому +25

    jill taylor really sells the thumbnail

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 23 дні тому +5

      classic middle class mom with the "good ending". "bad ending" would be roseanne. lol

  • @Makinri
    @Makinri 22 дні тому +4

    BOGUS!

  • @KrunchyTheClown78
    @KrunchyTheClown78 22 дні тому +3

    In regards to the 7800, you forgot the rancid Double Dragon port. To correct one thing you said about the 7800's launch, it was made in 1984, and was supposed to launch that year, but ownership of Atari changing hands delayed that launch. and the 7800's sound could be expanded via the cartridge port., which is something homebrew make heavy use of.
    The 7800 was seriously held back by Jack Tramiel's cheapness, and lack of caring about the console market. The homebrew scene is where the real quality is. And that goes for all Atari consoles.

    • @thestripedmenace
      @thestripedmenace 22 дні тому +2

      Yeah, the Atari homebrew scene really kicks ass! For all consoles!

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 22 дні тому

      The Videogame Crash Of 1983 sent Atari's company plummeting into a canyon and all videogames didn't sell at all through 1983, 1984, and 1985 until the NES came out and saved videogames.

    • @KrunchyTheClown78
      @KrunchyTheClown78 22 дні тому +2

      @@MrWolfSnack videogames were never in any real danger of dying. People still wanted them, it was the retailers and market analysts that thought they were dead. Nintendo had to spend 2 years trying to convince them to carry the NES. Atari may have had trouble with that too. But once the NES came, Nintendo was fast to lock in 3rd party devs, and the retailers, and bully everyone else out of the market.

  • @Redhotsmasher
    @Redhotsmasher 17 днів тому +2

    28:17 Legitimately the kind of WTF genre mashup you'd see as a quirky indie title today anyway IMHO. Like, I could totally see some indie studio I've never heard of do the same concept, but with better gameplay, cute hand drawn graphics and a punny name and reviewers going "These genres really don't belong together but these madlads put them together anyway and somehow made it work and it's actually pretty fun, 4/5".

  • @hosvet_animation
    @hosvet_animation 20 днів тому +1

    As someone who's first console was an NES, I'm so glad to have made it out of the era where you had like 3 actually good games and 20 shitty broken boring games.

  • @FluffyCloudsandCats
    @FluffyCloudsandCats 23 дні тому +12

    I need a triple A remake of ninja golf

    • @notoverwatch6991
      @notoverwatch6991 16 днів тому

      It's Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am

  • @crackstuntman22
    @crackstuntman22 23 дні тому +13

    So you're the one called (un)Shaft(ed).

  • @L2Nuku
    @L2Nuku 22 дні тому +5

    I always find it funny to hear that Vinny thinks Star Fox was an original concept 😅
    The original Silpheed (and probably Beamrider) inspired a lot of these kind of rail shooters (as for animals as the crew, Bucky O'Hare got that covered).

  • @halo7oo
    @halo7oo 22 дні тому +3

    1:05:03 Do you think that's a real Medal of Honor recipient's photo they edited a lion's head on to, or a photoshoot? Or maybe it's just a real lion who earned the MoH I don't know.

  • @DeadmanKira98
    @DeadmanKira98 22 дні тому +3

    Vinny please play some TRS-80 games

  • @bungo6000
    @bungo6000 22 дні тому

    Finally! very much worth the wait

  • @canucklehead9250
    @canucklehead9250 11 днів тому

    Wasnt expecting to see the mom from home improvement on a vinny video today

  • @yeismeload
    @yeismeload 23 дні тому +5

    I never knew Home Improvement was full of Milves until this thumbnail

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 22 дні тому

    We're making it out of the shaft with this one!!

  • @TropicalEmperor
    @TropicalEmperor 23 дні тому +3

    Image oops dad got an atari

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 22 дні тому +1

    Atari fever dream sounds

  • @realbartsimpson
    @realbartsimpson 18 днів тому +2

    Shiver me timbers, my cousin in law (thrice removed) got me a Nokia N-Gage!

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 21 день тому

    Super Skateboardin’ looks awesome

  • @alizardincrimson
    @alizardincrimson 21 день тому +1

    Wait... is that the mom from Home Improvement in the Thumbnail?

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 23 дні тому +13

    "Why don't you do the full playthrough" dude just got killed by the streamer man. Good lord.

  • @worldscoolestperson7672
    @worldscoolestperson7672 23 дні тому +1

    ok whoa now THIS is epic

  • @jonmahashintina
    @jonmahashintina 21 день тому

    my favourite part of atari streams is the same 'lol old graffx' joke for 1 hr.

  • @industrialnightmaredimension
    @industrialnightmaredimension 21 день тому +2

    Jaguar coulda been a contenda. Roughly GBA tier hardware capability in 1993 for $250. Think of the rudimentary 3D games GBA got near the end of its lifespan for an idea of what we could've seen on Jaguar had it survived longer. Consider also, PS1 cost $300 and Saturn $400 when Jaguar had the same 2D capabilities (See Rayman). It just needed good software which, besides some stellar ports and a handful of decent originals, it never got. Atari arrogantly thought it could still command talented third party support simply by existing, like the 80s never ended.. If it got games tailored to its strengths (unlimited scaled/rotated high color sprites, transparencies, mode 7) like ports of Sega superscaler games (which it could've had due to the terms of a lawsuit Atari won against Sega) it....still would have failed. BUT it could've at least had a better showing and more games worth remembering fondly. But there I go re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic again

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 11 днів тому +1

    17:15 ummmm is nobody going to talk about this

  • @opa-rappa
    @opa-rappa 22 дні тому +1

    God damnit! Nephew got me a Magnavox Odyssey.

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf 23 дні тому

    Bust out that bad boy and play your Atari.

  • @AROAH
    @AROAH 22 дні тому +1

    The sad thing about a lot of the post-2600 games is that they would have been fine if Atari had just put a decent sound chip in the thing.

    • @industrialnightmaredimension
      @industrialnightmaredimension 21 день тому

      Also if not for that lawsuit which delayed 7800 until '86, it would've beat the NES to the US market by a year.

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 21 день тому

    Surprised he hasn't made a "back when the game was the game" reference yet.

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 22 дні тому

    Hey, this is weird but I'm planning on making a potential pack. Is there a guide somewhere for what vinny wants/likes in a pack?

  • @Mrshoujo
    @Mrshoujo 19 днів тому

    Mom is The GOAT here.

  • @ChicDead26
    @ChicDead26 16 днів тому

    Actually a fantastic segment, kudos to crazy kate or whatever their name is

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 16 днів тому

    Super Skateboardin' should be remade, mainly to add various deaths and accidents

  • @TheBigDynamo
    @TheBigDynamo 13 днів тому

    Great Heavens, Uncle got me a Sega 32x!

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 12 днів тому

    On the topic of the Clerks bit:
    The contractors that Randall was talking about? They were being controlled by Palpatine, too.
    During the days of the Republic, Sienar Fleet Systems was a major player in the manufacture of Grand Army of the Republic ships. However, due to an inauspicious agreement under the Chancellor, they eventually went bankrupt with the bank that took control of their assets selling them directly to the Office of the Chancellor of the Galactic Senate. Palpatine then loaded up the company's board of directors with Sith sympathizers.
    So don't feel bad for them. They were evil too.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 12 днів тому

      And the joystick on the early Atari systems wasn't any better, it was just a D pad with a stick in the middle.

  • @eightcoins4401
    @eightcoins4401 22 дні тому

    The original game for Kongo Bongo was actually a quite popular arcade

  • @bonevelous
    @bonevelous День тому

    The football players in the football game look like Starmen from Earthbound.

  • @GrampaSheevie
    @GrampaSheevie 22 дні тому

    Do you have any idea how many jobs death stars create? The republic could never.

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 22 дні тому +1

    That "mom" looks like Patricia Richardson.

  • @michaelfingers7726
    @michaelfingers7726 20 днів тому

    "First hardware blunder"? Look up the 5200

  • @okaymittens
    @okaymittens 20 днів тому

    Dirty Larry intro music was actually pretty good

  • @BarterIrving
    @BarterIrving 22 дні тому

    That was Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure for real

  • @universalkun7150
    @universalkun7150 22 дні тому

    Darn! Uncle got me a Commodore 64!

  • @Rubbly
    @Rubbly 21 день тому

    41:31 Tester is a brave soul o7
    Also I kinda didn't mind the music from the game that came right before this part, I liked the part right before it loops where it goes doooowwwwnnnnnn...

  • @clauseluger3932
    @clauseluger3932 21 день тому

    43:00
    Postal 3

  • @pch1370
    @pch1370 18 днів тому

    in that Double Dragon game, every character looks like it has a different style of sprites from each other, they all look to belong in different games. Reminds me of when I was a kid messing around with MUGEN and mismatching the most random shit lol.

  • @keldoe1351
    @keldoe1351 22 дні тому +1

    Oops! Mom got a divorce

  • @dumbbirdwayne
    @dumbbirdwayne 23 дні тому +4

    Holy fuck it’s real

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 22 дні тому

      It wasn’t worth it, at least it’s over now.

    • @dumbbirdwayne
      @dumbbirdwayne 22 дні тому

      @@joshshrum2764honestly just feel bad for people who grew up with this, my mum grew up with the ZX Spectrum and those games are equally as bare bones and nothing, idk how or why anyone even bothered paying so much for consoles back then, no wonder there was a market crash lmao

  • @alexenos6853
    @alexenos6853 22 дні тому

    billy lee looking strikingly similar to kenshiro

  • @cookieface80
    @cookieface80 22 дні тому

    I think Ninja Golf is on the Switch.

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 23 дні тому +2

    Aw Damn.....my cousin got me a Game Gear.....

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone 23 дні тому

    aight

  • @jswp5
    @jswp5 22 дні тому +1

    Wow, Atari never stood a fucking chance, did they?

  • @thatoneguy9495
    @thatoneguy9495 23 дні тому

    Another pack could be "Parents got a Nintendo" and it's everything but Nintendo games

  • @l-l
    @l-l 22 дні тому +1

    bones is so fucking cool man

  • @zelenpixel
    @zelenpixel 16 днів тому

    kind of obsessed with the charmingly ugly graphics in the dirty larrry and mutant penguins and trevor mcfur ones. i love these frickin incredibly smooth 3d rendered asteroids

  • @SonnoMaku
    @SonnoMaku 22 дні тому +1

    He jokes about playing in a sewer because your video game sucked, but I was actually playing in storm drains and whatnot back in the day and that's close enough that I was laughing my ass off at that joke. Lmao

  • @krazyivan9733
    @krazyivan9733 22 дні тому

    Shoot, my uncle got me a Nokia NGage

  • @cinnamonbeardstud
    @cinnamonbeardstud 21 день тому

    The patricia richardson picture is an odd choice because she definitely strikes me as someone who would love the vidya games and would be dismayed if her husband got an oops atari. Even her characters seemed cool with contemporary things

  • @BIGBOYGAMING03
    @BIGBOYGAMING03 22 дні тому +1

    Next will be "Woops....Brother got a 3DO"