Finding Out You’re Adopted vs Finding Out You’re The Secret Family | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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  • @LukeManeGaming
    @LukeManeGaming Рік тому +210

    CP's adoption papers were signed on a lily pad 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅🐸🐸

    • @91Kellz
      @91Kellz Рік тому +10

      CP's real father is Hypnotoad from Futurama Lmao 😆

    • @JaszJonez
      @JaszJonez Рік тому

      💀💀💀

    • @youvm139radhradhe
      @youvm139radhradhe Рік тому

      ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

    • @sweetbuttergeminine4756
      @sweetbuttergeminine4756 Рік тому +1

      *this* the one 😂

    • @GreggJune
      @GreggJune Рік тому +3

      I'm out here making my deliveries and this shit made me scream out loud 😂

  • @phillipwallace1501
    @phillipwallace1501 Рік тому +221

    “You’re not froggy enough” is beyond me 😂

  • @PiccoloIsBlack
    @PiccoloIsBlack Рік тому +35

    Cp said "Tahir snores so loud his his freckles be moving. He be waking up with new patterns"😂

  • @MartianMonclair
    @MartianMonclair Рік тому +45

    "This is the part nobody skips" lmaoooooo i be skippin the hell out of Keenan

  • @00wilsone
    @00wilsone Рік тому +49

    Meg frog joke was so crazy😂😂😂

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 Рік тому +140

    Super congrats to CP for all the success with the comedy special!

    • @DAFGEEZY
      @DAFGEEZY Рік тому +1

      anytime Cp comes with great news Either Pat or Meg team up to roast him is burnt out. congrats Cp on The special and The new ventures

    • @DJ_D3ADSTOCK
      @DJ_D3ADSTOCK Рік тому

      Right! I’ve seen the other specials of his that he made reference to and them shits were funny as hell. I can not wait for this to drop! Proud of my boy man fr

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Рік тому +56

    I would watch a 2 hour CP special

  • @misterwilliams1323
    @misterwilliams1323 Рік тому +26

    The 1st topic was therapy for Brody. I feel like he needed that lol

  • @kevinajcabey1655
    @kevinajcabey1655 Рік тому +73

    Meg never disappoint 😂😂😂

  • @acelowe260
    @acelowe260 Рік тому +28

    Bro...broady said "we playing all plan B sides tonight" him and cp are nuts for that shit lmao

  • @S.T-Money
    @S.T-Money Рік тому +56

    Thanks for continuing to do this podcast. It makes Monday mornings so much better. Shoutout to the ADD family.

  • @tj2nasty4ya83
    @tj2nasty4ya83 Рік тому +31

    "U not frogy enough" dam meg that sas crazy 😂😂😂

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 Рік тому +27

    Meg stepped in with a uppercut!!! CP from a frog family that disowned him!!?!??! Lol

  • @robertqahhaar4051
    @robertqahhaar4051 Рік тому +39

    Lmfao at Tahir explaining how healthcare works and everybody being shocked 😭😭😭

  • @blackgold8513
    @blackgold8513 Рік тому +41

    CP, Brandon and Pat in the same episode bouta have me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-nz6bq6rt5g
    @user-nz6bq6rt5g Рік тому +20

    CP’s face was so shooketh he was genuinely appalled
    CP know he enjoying his blessing he let Meg live and went kinda easy in Tahir lol

  • @deemullins22
    @deemullins22 Рік тому +35

    Greetings to the brothers of the Brisket Brisket chapter of Beef Phi Pork Fraternity, Incorporated! 😂😂 Meg a fool for that one!

  • @Ayeyonick26
    @Ayeyonick26 Рік тому +32

    I wish there was a Patreon for this to watch live because I know this shit 20x funnier before the edits

  • @AshliCashli
    @AshliCashli Рік тому +47

    CP, whatever your special drops on, we running it up. Periodt.

    • @cr5cc
      @cr5cc Рік тому

      It's crazy I don't look at any of them as comedians but they make me la

    • @mos.hijinks
      @mos.hijinks Рік тому +5

      @@cr5cc CP got hella stand up on UA-cam, don't sleep

    • @nicoplease8275
      @nicoplease8275 Рік тому +1

      He is great in person as well!!

  • @aliciabarbour2454
    @aliciabarbour2454 Рік тому +39

    We say it a million times but Meg is gorgggg! Natural face and all

    • @whewchile9818
      @whewchile9818 Рік тому +4

      She really is

    • @stellarvgurl
      @stellarvgurl Рік тому

      She has on makeup, but regardless, i agree😊. On one of the episodes, she went bare face and still glowed❤

  • @mos.hijinks
    @mos.hijinks Рік тому +22

    ATTENTION CP! YOU HAAAAAAAVE to make that DJ at the abortion clinic a part of your stand up. IT'S AN ABSOLUTE MUST. I was watching this shit on TV and ran to the computer just to write this HAHAHAHAHA I'm DEAD

  • @bigsiah.
    @bigsiah. Рік тому +26

    I see Kenan making us feel bad with the ads again 😂" this the part nobody skips"

    • @avanulaneway8418
      @avanulaneway8418 Рік тому +2

      I know right, I watched that one but skipped the others😂😂😂

  • @tinked82
    @tinked82 Рік тому +31

    The look on their faces when the first topic was dropped 😂😂 #priceless

  • @97tilinfinity
    @97tilinfinity Рік тому +37

    “You weren’t froggy enough” is DEVIOUS

  • @francisnjogu9263
    @francisnjogu9263 Рік тому +18

    😅😅😂😅😂' Not Froggy Enough' took me out.. My stomach hurts. I'm crying.
    Meg is getting really good at roasts. Bruh!!

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Рік тому +7

    The worst is when you snore so loud you wake yourself up. I have three roommates and I'm pretty sure they can all hear me

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Рік тому +22

    BROADY's dad joke at 17:45 ish is perfect for stage 🤌🏾

  • @HeyyySai
    @HeyyySai Рік тому +5

    8:43 Yo CP my name is Kesi. Your special was the third time seeing you live! 🎭 I’m from Columbus I flew down to Atlanta for the show. I sat in the front to the left side of the stage. Light skinned dude w/dreads. You said I looked like Drew from power 🤣.
    Anyway, I had to be apart of history. As an avid fan of the performing arts you’re an exceptional talent pushing the boundaries of stand-up comedy. Thank you for preserving the genre as a masterful art form as opposed to simply being funny. Truly a valedictorian of your class comics. Can’t wait to see the 2nd set of unreleased material! Congratulations man 🍾
    You deserve your flowers 💐

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 Рік тому +11

    “Or CP, you could find out you come from a family of frogs and they disowned you because you were not froggy enough” SCREAMING 😭😭

  • @lovecourtneyyy
    @lovecourtneyyy Рік тому +21

    Still seeing CP on here and he’s doing the show Run The World!! Love to see it!

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Рік тому +17

    Pat was fighting for his life when CP was explaining his story in the beginning.

  • @samikhalifa6021
    @samikhalifa6021 Рік тому +18

    These topics getting kinda personal 😂😂😂😂 Lmao last week with the short vs tall segment ft Brent and now the Adopted / Secret Family segment when Brody is on?
    Lmao Tahir a villian bro

  • @ysuelt9116
    @ysuelt9116 Рік тому +4

    love how they roasted each other..but it's all love. See this is how you take a joke

  • @mr.pleasanttv
    @mr.pleasanttv Рік тому +62

    I would’ve paid for another hour of this! 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexvelez3691
    @alexvelez3691 Рік тому +11

    “You come from a family of frogs and they disowned you” yoooooooooo 🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 21:58

  • @AjaElon
    @AjaElon Рік тому +16

    I love when CP teaches Detroit history 😂

  • @jameelahsayfuddin5591
    @jameelahsayfuddin5591 Рік тому +2

    I’m glad pat finally mentioned it. I’m like there are people who experience night terrors and kill people in there sleep or harm them

  • @arthur.b.hill2
    @arthur.b.hill2 Рік тому +4

    "She gotta wear two pairs of Beats by Dre" is CRAZY😂😂😂😂

  • @ReggieR0ccit
    @ReggieR0ccit Рік тому +7

    We playin all the Plan Bs!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JazzysTable
    @JazzysTable Рік тому +12

    I shouldn’t be laughing at ‘CPAP Slim’ 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Рік тому +21

    "If u dead put yo hands up, single ladies" 😂😆🤣

  • @ToxicityE
    @ToxicityE Рік тому +3

    Now that Keenan be talking shit in the ads I watch them to see what else he’s going to say. 🤣

  • @CrowdSpectator24
    @CrowdSpectator24 Рік тому +4

    Poor Brody. Him and Kanisha got sad childhood stories. Bro that stuff is hard. Im glad they overcame. ❤

    • @TheNDofUO
      @TheNDofUO Рік тому +1

      A lot of funny people have had it tough. Tahir too. It's so good to see them flourishing

    • @CrowdSpectator24
      @CrowdSpectator24 Рік тому

      @@TheNDofUO you are so right. Im glad to see them flourishing too.

  • @DarienCharlton
    @DarienCharlton Рік тому +3

    Ali Siddiqs Loss is top shelf. Both domino effect and Loss are master pieces

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Рік тому +15

    Sound vibrations made your side tooth give up 😆🤣

  • @taureangraves122
    @taureangraves122 Рік тому +5

    Oh shit Meg setup was crazy on CP you wasn’t froggy enough 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @S.T-Money
    @S.T-Money Рік тому +3

    The amount of times brisket is brought up on this show.

  • @LawDog88
    @LawDog88 Рік тому +14

    CT always holds back roasting Meg….after they Froggy roast, all bets are OFF!!! Let her have it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ms.branch1207
    @ms.branch1207 Рік тому +4

    Meg trying not to laugh killed me!😂

  • @Drummasterjay
    @Drummasterjay Рік тому +12

    Back in South Carolina, we had this family of brothers whose middle names were like that. Cody, Brody and Jody 😂

  • @lestercollins6519
    @lestercollins6519 Рік тому +231

    Anybody else skip forward a bit to make sure pat was in the episode?

    • @h.ayward
      @h.ayward Рік тому +20

      LMAOOO guilty

    • @LinkynRoss623
      @LinkynRoss623 Рік тому +32

      If I see Meg I be hoping for Arvin TheMegDestroyer. Pat gonna be at least 30 late lol.

    • @Owlfluence
      @Owlfluence Рік тому +29

      Nah, we should be used to Pat being late because he be getting his back blown out before they film this. So he gotta stretch and cook his man breakfast before he can come on screen, otherwise his man Qauntrell will come on screen and yell at him .

    • @chamgra
      @chamgra Рік тому +6

      No

    • @mtownboi4ya
      @mtownboi4ya Рік тому +11

      I always do! It's not the same without Pat!

  • @bbraydizlle
    @bbraydizlle Рік тому +6

    BROADYS FACE IS CLEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

  • @imme8064
    @imme8064 Рік тому +10

    17:44 Brandon speaking truths and being hilariously funny at the same time 😂

  • @vincentkees7928
    @vincentkees7928 Рік тому +10

    No buzkill Lou Lou. Already a good episode

  • @b_t_b_h_
    @b_t_b_h_ Рік тому +5

    Brisket brisket? 😂😂😂😂

  • @itsme_vony333
    @itsme_vony333 Рік тому +2

    "Double pap" c-pap 😂😂😂

  • @joeheinz3494
    @joeheinz3494 Рік тому +9

    Broadly was actually a good fit for this episode

  • @eri_nique
    @eri_nique Рік тому +10

    Y'all know Y'all did twin vs. clone before right? Still hilarious ep. though, glad cp is back.❤️‍🔥

  • @iamsiimply_tye
    @iamsiimply_tye Рік тому +20

    I am my family’s secret. I’d rather had found out I was adopted. Things would have made more sense 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek
      @ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek Рік тому +2

      Yea family’s secret is such a betrayal

    • @iamsiimply_tye
      @iamsiimply_tye Рік тому +4

      @@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek it really is. And you become ostracized, not even because of your own doing.

    • @KallMeKris2
      @KallMeKris2 Рік тому +2

      I understand. It's some cruelty out here within the family.

    • @iamsiimply_tye
      @iamsiimply_tye Рік тому +2

      @@KallMeKris2 it really is

  • @brandonshelton7698
    @brandonshelton7698 Рік тому +8

    Broady said the dj played all the "plan b sides 😂" that's a fucking amazing joke man lmao

  • @MrJmazing1
    @MrJmazing1 11 місяців тому +1

    As with many here, this is one of my favorite series. This was a particularly good episode 🍻

  • @alicemiriah
    @alicemiriah Рік тому +8

    Meg is so beautiful 😍

  • @Mywifioff
    @Mywifioff Рік тому +4

    Cp is fuckin wild. Coyote being pissed at a homeless person snoring is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @veronicaknighten4293
    @veronicaknighten4293 Рік тому +3

    lol I found out I was adopted at 17…and it was still a closed adoption so I couldn’t reach out to my bio fam. But my ENTIRE adopted fam knew, and didn’t tell us until a drunk extended fam told my sister…. My sister that I found out was biologically my cousin. 😵‍💫 all those years my bio fam had been looking for me, Facebook post, IG post of my pictures. Lol I’m 27 now and I have a pretty decent relationship with evrybody now. ♥️

  • @JohnDeSeanTV
    @JohnDeSeanTV Рік тому +8

    36:40 the best laugh I have had IN A WHILE 💀

  • @jordanwoodstock902
    @jordanwoodstock902 Рік тому +4

    Light Skin Dark Secrets LOOOOOOL Some jokes dont the recognition they deserve

  • @PaperPlanes24
    @PaperPlanes24 Рік тому +1

    CP on that Ali Siddiq vibe - independence is key!

  • @RIF241
    @RIF241 Рік тому +2

    Ayo!!!!! Not Froggy Enough?😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @latonyagarcia8787
    @latonyagarcia8787 Рік тому +3

    My 5 year old has night terrors and randomly she wakes up 5-6 times at night screaming and crying. It’s not every night and not always every week or month. It’s just so random. The doctor said she’ll have to outgrow it. On the nights she has the terrors, I’m guaranteed not to get any sleep and be exhausted the next day at work.

    • @avanulaneway8418
      @avanulaneway8418 Рік тому +1

      Print out a bible verse like the Lord's Prayer and tape onto door and walls. Demons will leave her room.

  • @sweetbuttergeminine4756
    @sweetbuttergeminine4756 Рік тому +1

    Meg put them glasses on & turn into Roz from Monsters Inc 😅 I'm aaalways watching Mike wazowski 😂😂

  • @zellRelll
    @zellRelll Рік тому +3

    Mondays are so lit thanks to y’all !

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 Рік тому +2

    Top tier skincare this episode.

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Рік тому +4

    You look like Punky Brewster a lil bit had me choking were I laugh so much

  • @breakthroughsounds6863
    @breakthroughsounds6863 Рік тому +3

    Meg do you have a single twin or clone? I need to holler at her for a sec.

  • @Kevin-zf9jh
    @Kevin-zf9jh Рік тому +8

    That whole 🐸 segment had me dying omg it was too good why they ain’t want me took me out my chair

  • @krilo464
    @krilo464 Рік тому +4

    If you had a clone it’s like Rick and Morty and people get confused on who is the real you and you might get vetted out of your own life

  • @eliseenvisionz7588
    @eliseenvisionz7588 Рік тому +2

    Patrick like dennis rodman cuz he's golden with the assists in the jokes.

  • @Luvvy8484
    @Luvvy8484 Рік тому +5

    Cat teeth?!? 😂😂😂😂

  • @whotfareyou8139
    @whotfareyou8139 Рік тому +3

    Tahir, Patrick, cp, kraig smith and Kev on stage. Like this up so they can see it🤝

  • @Cosmicles
    @Cosmicles Рік тому +2

    Louis not here 😂 so it’s going to be good

  • @Kashiroymaru
    @Kashiroymaru Рік тому +1

    43:13 Pat with the top tier joke. CP had a great setup.

  • @life_of_i_
    @life_of_i_ Рік тому +4

    I just imagine some of the frogs burping bubbles 😭 🐸

  • @MrJmazing1
    @MrJmazing1 Рік тому +6

    Meg had heat 🔥 this episode 😅😅

  • @Wiltdastilt44
    @Wiltdastilt44 Рік тому +1

    S/o Brody man.. my boy been fuking wit pro active or some shyt.. that better not be foundation 😂 😂

  • @TarotNHeal
    @TarotNHeal Рік тому +1

    Lisssennnn I was there the 2nd night for CP’s special!! That man’s a beast! Can’t wait to see the finished cut! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Jkid5069
    @Jkid5069 Рік тому +4

    I was there in the front of cp’s special 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @bikelifebaltimore
    @bikelifebaltimore Рік тому +10

    Congrats CP YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO BLACK FATHERS MY GUY

  • @LinkynRoss623
    @LinkynRoss623 Рік тому +2

    Yo at 9:40 Broady do that sneaky move thay kids do when they snuck candy and they tryna eat it when ma dukes aint looking.

  • @vanessas-vshaw3566
    @vanessas-vshaw3566 Рік тому +7

    Meg did everything 😂

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 Рік тому +2

    I legit was watching an old squadd cast versus and said to myself when the bell will broadly be back on?!? Voila!!!

  • @DirtyDanlo
    @DirtyDanlo Рік тому +3

    MISS TED TO BRUH 💯 RIP TEDDY BRO FR FOREVER MISSED💯💚

  • @TheNDofUO
    @TheNDofUO Рік тому +1

    28:32 Cats have secret families frequently

  • @dareonjohnson1913
    @dareonjohnson1913 Рік тому +1

    16:06 😂..first time i didn't skip...nice play my boy

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 Рік тому +5

    CP and meg are back alright ! 😊
    Ayy broady here !

  • @DonovanHaumpy
    @DonovanHaumpy Рік тому +7

    I woke up this morning to a fatass spider crawling on my arm, I'm now outside and so glad this episode popped up rn 😂

    • @reggie5904
      @reggie5904 Рік тому

      bro thinks he's spider-man😂

    • @DonovanHaumpy
      @DonovanHaumpy Рік тому +2

      @@reggie5904 nah bro I'm not going back in that room all day today, I'm up for the day is what I mean ,

    • @teesherese7849
      @teesherese7849 Рік тому

      Nah this my worst nightmare. I walked into my room with a huge ass spider on my wall like a week ago. I apologized for not knocking and walked right out.

    • @reggie5904
      @reggie5904 Рік тому

      @@DonovanHaumpy hope you caught that mf lmaoo nothing worse than trying to kill it and you can't find it anymore

    • @DonovanHaumpy
      @DonovanHaumpy Рік тому

      @@reggie5904 mane that's exactly what happened to my dumbass lmfao, I swiped it off my arm fast asf out of instinctual reflex and that mf flew off my arm onto my blanket and I couldnt find it.

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud Рік тому +5

    Happy Juneteenth Squadd !!

  • @matthewjenkins7488
    @matthewjenkins7488 Рік тому +1

    “Tahir, I heard it!” 😂😂😂

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Рік тому +2

    CP's real father is Hypnotoad from Futurama 🤣

  • @kitashawillis118
    @kitashawillis118 Рік тому +8

    GO MEG!!!! She stung you with that!!

  • @VictoriousMoe
    @VictoriousMoe Рік тому +17

    Come on Meg…yes, sleeping next to someone who snores is annoying especially if you’re a light sleeper, but all you have to do is make them turn over on their side.
    Being woke up by Blood curdling screams, and some someone swinging, is traumatizing as hell.
    I’d rather be adopted
    Rather have a droid.

    • @cr5cc
      @cr5cc Рік тому +3

      I don't lay next to my wife because I would randomly punch her... that is no joke I hit my kid wit a quick 3 piece combo on accident

    • @VictoriousMoe
      @VictoriousMoe Рік тому

      @@cr5cc oh no!

    • @markville1061
      @markville1061 Рік тому

      @@cr5cc damn that’s awful. hope you can get through that