Joey Valence and Brae - No Hands ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @FabulousResults
    @FabulousResults 5 місяців тому +2851

    They claim to have no hands yet I can see at least 3 on the cover. Curious.

    • @Porcuspine360
      @Porcuspine360 5 місяців тому +20

      That would be like my 10 year old daughter calling herself the virgin

    • @Pocket_Jake
      @Pocket_Jake 5 місяців тому +100

      @@Porcuspine360

    • @gabrielsobreira_
      @gabrielsobreira_ 5 місяців тому +66

      ​@@Porcuspine360excuse me, what the actual fuck

    • @Porcuspine360
      @Porcuspine360 5 місяців тому

      @@gabrielsobreira_ lol, you’re probably a they/them. I have needs I need to take care of

    • @panasonic_youth
      @panasonic_youth 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Porcuspine360lmfao oh god

  • @kidsquid4458
    @kidsquid4458 5 місяців тому +2070

    WHEN I WAS TEN I WAS SIPPIN SHIRLEY TEMPLES
    PRESENT DAY IM STILL SIPPIN SHIRLEY TEMPLES
    🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @naomi6236
    @naomi6236 5 місяців тому +1508

    Album cover looks like a Disney Channel original movie poster from the early 2000s

    • @Twyfall
      @Twyfall 5 місяців тому +123

      Yeah n it's hard af

    • @Thapelo_Rabu
      @Thapelo_Rabu 5 місяців тому +8

      Exactly...

    • @somerawlime
      @somerawlime 5 місяців тому +47

      that's 100% the vibe they go for

    • @itsmathb
      @itsmathb 4 місяці тому +18

      yeah omg its so 2000s movie poster core and its so good

    • @DamianC
      @DamianC 4 місяці тому +6

      Intentionally and beautifully fucking done.

  • @thelawsonman
    @thelawsonman 5 місяців тому +936

    this album makes me want a new Tony Hawk game

    • @whyeumadbro
      @whyeumadbro 5 місяців тому +13

      Godamn this hits

    • @filmlifeaway
      @filmlifeaway 5 місяців тому +8

      This is the comment. Right here.

    • @mahamadeuswardhana8860
      @mahamadeuswardhana8860 4 місяці тому +4

      Thats the feeling. Can we all collectively ask for a new T.H.P.S game?

    • @thelawsonman
      @thelawsonman 4 місяці тому

      @@mahamadeuswardhana8860 i would sign a petition, if there's any.

    • @whoops_i_tripped
      @whoops_i_tripped 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@mahamadeuswardhana8860 the Tony hawk pro skater 1+2 remake was phenomenal, would love to see them take a crack at a 3+4 remake

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 5 місяців тому +470

    Loved this album. It's really easy to become repetitive with this style, but they kept the entire thing interesting throughout

    • @GhoZtect
      @GhoZtect 5 місяців тому +28

      That's true. Every track switched up the style in a fresh way while keeping it all consistent

  • @Ensxgn
    @Ensxgn 5 місяців тому +573

    Welcome back, Beastie Boys

  • @Odlian
    @Odlian 5 місяців тому +2329

    bro actually reviewed it

    • @curly-d23
      @curly-d23 5 місяців тому +46

      Did _he,_ though?

    • @sugarcookie3596
      @sugarcookie3596 5 місяців тому +34

      As he always has. GIGGENS supremacy. I’ve been a fan of this man for years. I feel nothing but positivity for him and his growth as a creator.

    • @jennyjamball
      @jennyjamball 5 місяців тому +4

      @@sugarcookie3596 yeeess louder 🗣🗣🙌

    • @KumoHs
      @KumoHs 5 місяців тому

      giggens is the baddest bitch in this club

    • @steelersfan1069
      @steelersfan1069 5 місяців тому

      😮

  • @wadestokan5855
    @wadestokan5855 5 місяців тому +488

    Looks like Anthony won’t have to 1v1 Joey in Halo 3

    • @Skrullyy
      @Skrullyy 5 місяців тому +3

      LMAO ILY

  • @Samkonia4728
    @Samkonia4728 5 місяців тому +108

    The virgin brad taste giving this a 4 vs the chad anthony fantano having fun and giving it an 8.

  • @xmwbrah
    @xmwbrah 5 місяців тому +1066

    THIS IS MY ALBUM OF THE YEAR, FUCKIN SLAPPERS

    • @miikomakes8083
      @miikomakes8083 5 місяців тому +24

      It really is back to back bangers

    • @Mateo6r
      @Mateo6r 5 місяців тому +3

      album for the next 2 years unless polyphia drops one

    • @PotatoKing86
      @PotatoKing86 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Mateo6r not for the next 2 years

    • @ZachWhoIsTall
      @ZachWhoIsTall 5 місяців тому +1

      WHAT U WANT

    • @Mateo6r
      @Mateo6r 5 місяців тому +2

      @@PotatoKing86 FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS

  • @the_highground9581
    @the_highground9581 5 місяців тому +368

    Melon’s growing his hair back out again

  • @reidmcpherson9367
    @reidmcpherson9367 5 місяців тому +103

    giggens seems supremely chill…i’m feeling a light to decent 9 on this guy

  • @shmeevann
    @shmeevann 5 місяців тому +169

    dude this album was so much fun to listen to, especially the danny brown track, 9/10 imo

  • @smoov22_sonic
    @smoov22_sonic 5 місяців тому +512

    I can’t believe Joey and brae got chief Keef roscoe dash and wale on their album

    • @smoov22_sonic
      @smoov22_sonic 5 місяців тому +3

      wait shit was Keef on flockavelli

    • @alprazolam1446
      @alprazolam1446 5 місяців тому +9

      @@smoov22_sonicno he wasnt he hadn’t blew up back then. Wale and Roscoe as you said was on no hands

    • @krunkformula
      @krunkformula 5 місяців тому +5

      No but actually Danny Brown tho

    • @WaitWhat-zw2in
      @WaitWhat-zw2in 4 місяці тому +1

      And then Ayesha Erotica a month after the fact

    • @tigerishrumble7976
      @tigerishrumble7976 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro, but DANNY BROWN? his verse was fire. did NOT expect him lol

  • @smurfette_blues7922
    @smurfette_blues7922 5 місяців тому +64

    I really like how the energy of this review reminds me of my siblings coming up to me and info dumping about something they're obsessed with at the moment.

  • @paynemccartney2588
    @paynemccartney2588 5 місяців тому +44

    I’ll never forget the nights I spent at Joeys house. Never really met brae in college. However seeing Joeys humor come out in his music warms my heart. He always did what he wanted and what made him laugh always a comic. Love seeing other people understand his music and let’s be honest they are just getting started 😅

  • @offbrandcereals
    @offbrandcereals 5 місяців тому +151

    Love to see Giggens show up for reviews here, seems like he's getting more comfortable with his delivery pretty quickly! I'm looking forward to TND keeping on with having these more regular guest reviews, I think the way y'all are doing it is working great, and TND is at a very solid place now where it can shift (however slightly) in the direction of being a publication with multiple contributors, which its name has always kind of implied anyway.

    • @mequana
      @mequana 5 місяців тому +7

      Giggens swoop this review🧹🧹🧹

    • @jennyjamball
      @jennyjamball 5 місяців тому +14

      Giggens fans pull up

    • @mequana
      @mequana 5 місяців тому +6

      @@jennyjamball ganging up🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @SlamBamTyMaam
      @SlamBamTyMaam 5 місяців тому +3

      @@jennyjamball we out here on new music friday nights

    • @jennyjamball
      @jennyjamball 5 місяців тому +4

      @@SlamBamTyMaam the only place to be on Friday is NFM 🔥

  • @djenglish7193
    @djenglish7193 5 місяців тому +884

    Everytime I want this mf to review something, this guy takes over

    • @satelliteimagerymusic
      @satelliteimagerymusic 5 місяців тому +245

      So you’ve only wanted him to review something twice

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 5 місяців тому +95

      ​@@satelliteimagerymusicyes

    • @savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva
      @savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva 5 місяців тому +34

      @@satelliteimagerymusictwice too many

    • @sugarcookie3596
      @sugarcookie3596 5 місяців тому +34

      Do you think this review would be on this channel if it didn’t reflect the views of theneedledrop? Aka Anthony Fantano
      (way to push down a smaller creator being exposed to a wider audience)

    • @sugarcookie3596
      @sugarcookie3596 5 місяців тому +2

      @@savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvasorry to say you left one too many UA-cam comments

  • @radicard5193
    @radicard5193 5 місяців тому +57

    I do think that this review pretty much understood what the album was going for that Brad Taste just didn't get on his listen.

  • @dkk624
    @dkk624 5 місяців тому +26

    There’s something about the energy of this record. I love that it’s fun and silly, doesn’t take itself that seriously. BUT, at the same time, it’s really good musically. Like he mentioned in the review, their production is really damn good!

  • @frutistajunkie
    @frutistajunkie 5 місяців тому +51

    My boy Giggens getting a chance to shine once again hell yea

  • @aliragingfire9958
    @aliragingfire9958 5 місяців тому +81

    giggens killed this review 🔥

  • @Giggens
    @Giggens 5 місяців тому +44

    The BADDEST JVB review you're gonna watch haha! Thanks everyone :) Also JVB, I want to send you that drawing!

    • @jennyjamball
      @jennyjamball 5 місяців тому +4

      The BADDEST 🔥

    • @abelsgro6884
      @abelsgro6884 4 місяці тому +1

      Great job, REVIEW GANGER BY VEEZE

    • @EpsilDelta197
      @EpsilDelta197 4 місяці тому +1

      Awesome to see you on the channel!

  • @ROLLO6612
    @ROLLO6612 5 місяців тому +8

    Best review I have ever heard of any album: Informed, dug deep on each track's composition, the artist's, noticed the nuanced influences and did not get overly emotional good or bad. Well done.🔥

  • @Aruari4n
    @Aruari4n 5 місяців тому +453

    Man, Brad is really losing his Fantano protege status

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 5 місяців тому +48

      Giggens Taste In Music

    • @realmackle
      @realmackle 5 місяців тому +51

      I'm still floored that hed make that bad and clearly poorly studied of a review for such a popular album.
      Reading the review it sounded like he listened to half of it once.

    • @buttermoth5861
      @buttermoth5861 5 місяців тому +13

      @@realmacklewait what’s this about lol
      update: I have since checked his AOTY review for this album. Oh boy.

    • @aspic4258
      @aspic4258 5 місяців тому +1

      but brad said that it's a ten, you incels are hating on what?

    • @cjt7479
      @cjt7479 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@@aspic4258what? Are you trolling

  • @pointpaa
    @pointpaa 5 місяців тому +14

    I really know them because of a Dubstep remix of their Punk Tactics track and really saw the potential on them since then, i'm really delighted and excited to know what these guys will do soon.

    • @whalenonfools
      @whalenonfools 5 місяців тому +1

      Was it the Eptic remix?

    • @Tyronebiscuit
      @Tyronebiscuit 4 місяці тому +1

      @@whalenonfools100% true Eptic is the goat

  • @maxmedina5403
    @maxmedina5403 5 місяців тому +25

    Feeling a Beastie Boys/10 on this one

  • @MurfDoggNitro
    @MurfDoggNitro 5 місяців тому +6

    This is like the bastard child of the Lonely Island and Run the Jewels, but I'm here for it

  • @DankPhett
    @DankPhett 5 місяців тому +112

    i’ve never been this terrified of a thumbnail in my life.

  • @ohboy6672
    @ohboy6672 5 місяців тому +25

    OK this guy is growing on me, it only took two. Bring Me The Fantanos

  • @CasperLikesMusic-kw3jj
    @CasperLikesMusic-kw3jj 5 місяців тому +262

    Fantano's looking a little different today maybe?

  • @pytrs
    @pytrs 5 місяців тому +9

    Glad Joey and Brae are getting more recognition

  • @v0nman
    @v0nman 5 місяців тому +12

    That lemon twigs album was a bop so I trust this guy forever and always

  • @theodore738
    @theodore738 5 місяців тому +15

    No idea who this group was. This review saved my life❤

  • @um_please_no1728
    @um_please_no1728 5 місяців тому +6

    This thing is just so much fun. The depth of the production made it all the more rewarding. Loved this project. Danny Brown features don't miss.

  • @aR0ttenBANANA
    @aR0ttenBANANA 5 місяців тому +10

    Never thought I'd see those names on this channel. Thank Punk Tactics track is GOATed.

  • @MrFarmerHoggett
    @MrFarmerHoggett 5 місяців тому +22

    Melon's yellow flannel was in the laundry, so he had to get Giggens instead.

  • @mattd1659
    @mattd1659 5 місяців тому +27

    Joey and Brae is the epitome of bangers only

  • @brandonmcleod9182
    @brandonmcleod9182 5 місяців тому +13

    Great job giggens. This review made me want to listen to the album. I think I'll go do that now

    • @chamomile_BILL
      @chamomile_BILL 12 днів тому

      You should, I just finished it and it's great

  • @STILLSLAPSPRODUCTIONS
    @STILLSLAPSPRODUCTIONS 5 місяців тому +24

    Fred Durst, Mark McGrath, and Melon's long lost brother in Christ getting together for a thumbnail wasn't on my bingo card for 2024.

  • @cocombi
    @cocombi 5 місяців тому +5

    Ended up discovering what's probably going to be one of my favourite albums of the year through this review!! Thanks!!

  • @ssbperidot5574
    @ssbperidot5574 5 місяців тому +17

    Giggens def fits the vibe for being anthony jr

  • @kayfimt7769
    @kayfimt7769 5 місяців тому +21

    When is Cal going to get his own review? I want to hear his thought on The Very Best Of Celine Dion.

  • @geist12
    @geist12 5 місяців тому +48

    joey valence!!! (not reviewed by anthony)

  • @squeakyknee
    @squeakyknee 5 місяців тому +7

    I wasn't sure you'd review this and honestly, while would rate it a little higher, I can totally get with the 8. I'd never heard of them before this album and DAMN what an introduction!

  • @blitz1904
    @blitz1904 5 місяців тому +9

    Not John Cena being my favorite track replay value wise 💀
    Great vid tho

  • @crashcarter8944
    @crashcarter8944 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m a fan of JVB and I never expected them to get a positive review on this channel.

  • @samnugget3344
    @samnugget3344 5 місяців тому +5

    Giggens my goat‼️‼️ I started following him on instagram a few years ago because I was obsessed with The Beach Boys. Love him and his content

  • @jare___
    @jare___ 4 місяці тому +1

    the drawing made me tear up ; I love guest reviews

  • @thecomicbennett
    @thecomicbennett 5 місяців тому +3

    JVB are so underrated. I love seeing them get attention. Also definitely buy tickets to their new tour they are some of the best live performers ive ever seen

  • @chepulis
    @chepulis 5 місяців тому +9

    Punk Tactics was one of my fave albums of the year, go JVB

  • @migzzzgamingandstuff9685
    @migzzzgamingandstuff9685 5 місяців тому +3

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW

  • @A7XTWE
    @A7XTWE 5 місяців тому +4

    Love Giggthony Enstano, ty for the variety 🤙🏻

  • @onejohnfitzall7154
    @onejohnfitzall7154 5 місяців тому +4

    So nice of Joe Pera to drop by the show

  • @sugarcookie3596
    @sugarcookie3596 5 місяців тому +3

    YES! MORE GIGGENS!!!!! I love this man so much, thanks ant knee 😊

  • @rukasu6111
    @rukasu6111 5 місяців тому +1

    Great review. And the Pic you drew was so wholesome. This was the first needle drop review I watched since Anton hired you on and I was super enthralled and surprised by your quality. Keep it up man. You have some big shoes to fill but you're doing awesome ❤️

  • @comicfire131313
    @comicfire131313 5 місяців тому +3

    Needle drop reviewing an album I actually know about let’s go

  • @toasty1809
    @toasty1809 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m praying that Joey and Brad someday come out with a vinyl.

  • @steveandhishobbies
    @steveandhishobbies 5 місяців тому +2

    I guessed light 8 nearing the end of this review. BOOYAH, nailed it!

  • @xtacy05
    @xtacy05 5 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe "Fantano" actually reviewed this one. it's a certified banger 🔥

  • @milesisonline
    @milesisonline 5 місяців тому +7

    NEW GIGGENS REVIEW

  • @chopstickingstylus
    @chopstickingstylus 5 місяців тому +1

    I've been dying for a Joey Valence and Brae review for a long time ago and we got one from someone who isnt even Anthony

  • @abelsanchez2070
    @abelsanchez2070 5 місяців тому +2

    Love that drawing GIGGENS

  • @Banan_31
    @Banan_31 5 місяців тому +3

    Didn’t expect a review of this but W

  • @luigimurri4237
    @luigimurri4237 5 місяців тому +3

    That was a neat drawing! I hope they see it!

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 5 місяців тому +12

    This is the funniest album of the year

  • @wildernesswolff9350
    @wildernesswolff9350 5 місяців тому +1

    Joey Valence and Brae are SO MUCH FUN to see live. Do yourself a favor and go see them on tour. Incredible energy

  • @KingWi11
    @KingWi11 5 місяців тому +3

    The water sounds you are talking about are samples from 808 State. Probably Pacific 707. These guys are an early rave group from England.

  • @humanharddrive1
    @humanharddrive1 2 місяці тому +1

    i love all the 2010s and xbox days meme references, they threw in leeroy jenkins in there too, i love how those kids that grew up in those times are now getting to reference them

  • @jaimeh387
    @jaimeh387 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm really glad you're back!

  • @calsipher
    @calsipher 5 місяців тому +10

    NEW GIGGENS REVIEW !!!

  • @GraveDigginDave
    @GraveDigginDave 5 місяців тому +70

    YESSSS AN 8 (its a 9)

  • @GiggsVids
    @GiggsVids 5 місяців тому +4

    this review just made me happy

  • @milesdavis3380
    @milesdavis3380 4 місяці тому +2

    I've been a Joey Valence day 1er and seeing him get on Fantano is so cool I'm so happy for him

  • @phoenikkks
    @phoenikkks 5 місяців тому +3

    The funniest part about this is the fact that their most viewed video is some random polar express sicko mode or mo bamba meme.

  • @OutsideDontClear
    @OutsideDontClear 5 місяців тому +3

    HOLY SHIT CAL IS HOLDING GIGGENS HOSTAGE! We have to save him!

  • @Sylvillian
    @Sylvillian 5 місяців тому +1

    i’ve loved jvb since 2022, so i’m glad it’s finally on theneedledrop

  • @fjive9935
    @fjive9935 5 місяців тому +3

    I loved this review!!! Love the energy mr secret fantano reviewer (sorry I don’t know ur name)

  • @piskelo10
    @piskelo10 3 місяці тому

    I love the hard-hitting oldschool sound that Joey and Brae bring to the modern day. It's so fun, and groovy, and unique-I love it. I didn't grow up in the 90s but I'm obsessed with that era aesthetically and music wise, and so it's really cool to have something emulating that sound to grow up with myself. I'm so glad I discovered them.

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 5 місяців тому +1

    That album cover is such a blast from the past.

  • @unafflicted
    @unafflicted 5 місяців тому +3

    this album is amazing, glad anthony giggenstano reviewed it

  • @wesleychaffin4029
    @wesleychaffin4029 5 місяців тому +3

    My big problem with this album is that I was listening to it at the gym but I kept laughing from the bars and I’d forget my count on every exercise

  • @DaSpartanProductinos
    @DaSpartanProductinos 4 місяці тому +4

    This shit is bonkers. Omnitrix is fucking hilarious, I was actually laughing hearing that. Bananas 100% on my year end list.

  • @kushagrasharma8974
    @kushagrasharma8974 5 місяців тому +2

    This year he should make top 100 albums instead of top 50. So many great albums came out in the first half only.

  • @GreyWithCreamium
    @GreyWithCreamium 4 місяці тому +1

    Discovered this album bc of this review and it may be my album of the year. Funny, great production and gives me energy each time I listen to it. So so good

  • @taintedtapper
    @taintedtapper 5 місяців тому +1

    Gotta love how underappreciated this album is. PLEASE LISTEN TO IT

  • @CardsTTUFan
    @CardsTTUFan 5 місяців тому +3

    Gigabytens back at it again

  • @runevarkevisser7289
    @runevarkevisser7289 5 місяців тому +2

    Great review! I agree on most points, and I think you raised some new ones that I found worth thinking about. Your reviewing style is fun to listen to, and there were a few funny moments that stuck with me! Especially the drawing.

  • @HerEvilTwin
    @HerEvilTwin 5 місяців тому +1

    Danny shined on that beat. Wish they’d produce a whole project wheitvonly Danny on the mic

  • @michaelauberry1564
    @michaelauberry1564 4 місяці тому +1

    I hadn't heard of these guys before but holy SHIIIIIT this album is fire! thanks for introducing me to these guys, Giggens and Melon!

  • @oh_banana
    @oh_banana 5 місяців тому +3

    I liked Giggens reviewing this one

  • @jacobduck7478
    @jacobduck7478 5 місяців тому +2

    This album feels like a Tim and Eric skit and its a banger

  • @EpsilDelta197
    @EpsilDelta197 4 місяці тому +1

    Congratulations on the hair, Anthony!

  • @lordaaa9945
    @lordaaa9945 4 місяці тому +1

    LIKE A PUNK is such a banger it's unbelievable man this track just hypes you up instantly

  • @710Chri
    @710Chri 4 місяці тому +1

    They instantly became my 3rd favorite band of all time

  • @BigOwl51
    @BigOwl51 5 місяців тому +7

    Preppy white men describing rap music has gotta be the most unintentionally funny style of content. Love this album.

  • @astral_plane_crash
    @astral_plane_crash 5 місяців тому +4

    SHRINK WRAPPED JAYS
    FITTEDS ALL DAY
    GOT MAD CHIPS LIKE I WORK AT LAYS

  • @warren9583
    @warren9583 5 місяців тому +4

    Love the review!

  • @chanofrom69th
    @chanofrom69th 3 місяці тому +1

    for the record, I know there was a lot of hate, but I actually really like his different perspective on music and how he looks at it, I hope we get more giggens reviews that you get both people on different reviews for the same album

  • @JordanG123
    @JordanG123 5 місяців тому +2

    Congrats on the hair!