Barstool Pizza Review - Papa Gino's Frozen Pizza

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  • A New England favorite, Papa Gino's gets their frozen pizza reviewed by the quarantined pizza king.
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  • @Clinterus
    @Clinterus 4 роки тому +1232

    This series is now about watching one man's descent into madness.

    • @joshioaz85
      @joshioaz85 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. Good content

    • @PeterKKraus
      @PeterKKraus 4 роки тому +5

      Sadly, that might be the case.

    • @BH-rm1ch
      @BH-rm1ch 4 роки тому +2

      🤫🤣😂

    • @deepvoidd
      @deepvoidd 4 роки тому +7

      I fucking read your comment has he was replaying the dry ice clip. I died of laughter

    • @travisadams4556
      @travisadams4556 4 роки тому +2

      Kinda my thing now 😂

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat 4 роки тому +829

    It’s like we’re watching his descent into madness in real time

  • @BKbandits5
    @BKbandits5 4 роки тому +279

    That shot of the camera slowly falling over while Dave talks about the popcorn was pretty legit.

    • @stevemarethyu3003
      @stevemarethyu3003 4 роки тому +8

      I laughed out loud when that happened. It was perfect timing!

    • @LindonPBolton
      @LindonPBolton 4 роки тому +1

      It was definitely my favourite but of the whole review

  • @dannyschwarzhoff6003
    @dannyschwarzhoff6003 4 роки тому +244

    Pythagorean Theorem
    Pythag’s Theorem
    Pyths ‘Rem
    *Pagatheorium*

    • @Strange_Man1911
      @Strange_Man1911 4 роки тому +1

      What kind of witchery are you pulling?

    • @zenoftw
      @zenoftw 4 роки тому

      Not Pythagorean's. His name was Pythagoras; Pythagorean means related to Pythagoras.

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 4 роки тому +1

      Pagatheorium sounds like a extinct pachyderm

    • @sweatyskinfolds1385
      @sweatyskinfolds1385 3 роки тому

      @@WallhacksYT Paraceratherium

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 3 роки тому

      @@sweatyskinfolds1385 you must play Ark too 😂

  • @tccandler
    @tccandler 4 роки тому +91

    One Pagatheorium, everybody knows Dave's "tarded".

  • @abramshelley9691
    @abramshelley9691 4 роки тому +422

    This home edition is way better IMO. I've never laughed so hard.

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah and his home edition frozen pizza reviews have been getting more views on average as well.

    • @abrahamleider2375
      @abrahamleider2375 4 роки тому +21

      @@Ben7seven7 Thats because everyone has more time on their hands

    • @allisterdoody5575
      @allisterdoody5575 4 роки тому +1

      👌

    • @BigDad138
      @BigDad138 4 роки тому +2

      Me too, I genuinely love every episode.

    • @vintagefinancialpartners7113
      @vintagefinancialpartners7113 4 роки тому +1

      Pro tip; eat or open mailed boxes. But touching delivered boxes, then touching pizza, and putting said pizza in you pie hole is no Bueno.

  • @antoinecatherine6687
    @antoinecatherine6687 4 роки тому +154

    In 2 weeks, he'll be talking to a volley ball.

    • @justinxpwsane
      @justinxpwsane 4 роки тому +1

      antoine catherine I hope someone sends him one lol

    • @kian3527
      @kian3527 2 роки тому

      Or a Franklin basketball 🏀 😂😂

  • @connorduncan4429
    @connorduncan4429 4 роки тому +400

    *cooks every pizza twice as long as the instructions* “people saying Dave you’re not cooking the pizza right. Idk what to tell you, my oven’s my oven, it is what it is...”

    • @Dessydd
      @Dessydd 4 роки тому +7

      He likes it crispy ya peanut

    • @jackcity7765
      @jackcity7765 4 роки тому +18

      Most of the time you gotta just toss her in and periodically check it. The instructions don't do it

    • @louidathrd2686
      @louidathrd2686 4 роки тому

      HOMERUN INN wasn't cooked twice
      You can tell.by how pale the bottom looked

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr 4 роки тому

      Connor Duncan dude it looks like he honestly cooked this pizza correctly for once

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr 4 роки тому +1

      JACK CITY well every single directions ive ever read always say TIME MAY VARY BASED ON OVEN

  • @jetryan4
    @jetryan4 4 роки тому +122

    "who's a math guy? who's a physics guy? Einstein? No, he is a scientist." :'D

    • @stanr5404
      @stanr5404 4 роки тому +6

      Jet Ryan “Pagatheorem”!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 4 роки тому

      Is math related to science?

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus Dave! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 4 роки тому +3

      decentradical I’m guessing that you’re joking, but Einstein is famous for a math equation. E=mc^2. And yes, math is part of physics.

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 4 роки тому +1

      @@roems6396 it's something Katy Perrg asked Neil Degrasse Tyson.

  • @ItsJusto
    @ItsJusto 4 роки тому +81

    One simple math problem, everyone knows Dave can’t figure out that 50 calories per cup and 150 calories per 3 cups is the same thing.

  • @alg7752
    @alg7752 4 роки тому +290

    “Who’s a physics guy? Einstein? Nah he’s a scientist.” 💀

    • @Ionic457
      @Ionic457 4 роки тому +5

      'Is science related to math?'

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 4 роки тому +1

      A scientist named ... “fill in the blank”. I know the answer but do you? Nope 😜

  • @tm3xyz
    @tm3xyz 4 роки тому +310

    One adult male who can't do laundry, clean his apartment, cook a frozen pizza, or shower himself, everybody knows he's nothing without Frankie and Debbie

    • @nickwatts7640
      @nickwatts7640 4 роки тому +4

      He has unlimited money that makes up for all your can'ts

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 4 роки тому +3

      @@nickwatts7640 Dave?

    • @5la777
      @5la777 4 роки тому +1

      @@golden-sun reality check?

    • @triple151621
      @triple151621 4 роки тому

      @@nickwatts7640 but not yours

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 4 роки тому +1

      Is he serious about having the virus? I can't tell if he is joking or not.

  • @SAsh-zg6ln
    @SAsh-zg6ln 4 роки тому +136

    One Saturday pizza review everybody knows we’ve lost our damn minds in quarantine

  • @religionishipocrisy
    @religionishipocrisy 4 роки тому +76

    I died when the camera "passed out" at 8:11 when Dave said they were now doing random food reviews. You can't write that kind of comedy. It happens, or it doesn't. Great stuff.

    • @yesimbrandon
      @yesimbrandon 3 роки тому +6

      Ngl a year later just watched this, I felt like I laughed an unreasonably large amount at that.

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP Рік тому

      hilarious!

  • @tiahutchinson8932
    @tiahutchinson8932 5 місяців тому +1

    The Dry Ice conversation had my crying 😂😂😂😂
    To be honest most people don’t know that dry ice burns

  • @maxdrelinger
    @maxdrelinger 4 роки тому +595

    One “flavorless” bite, everyone knows Dave’s got the Corona.

  • @moeelhage7222
    @moeelhage7222 4 роки тому +194

    one math guy, everyone knows dave is losing his mind.

  • @sidneyshaw1608
    @sidneyshaw1608 4 роки тому +22

    Pres out here slowly turning in to Pattinson in The Lighthouse

  • @ressman613
    @ressman613 4 роки тому +3

    I thought I was dying when the camera tipped over 😂😂😂

  • @quakeroats6792
    @quakeroats6792 4 роки тому +282

    One dirty apartment everyone knows he misses Frankie.

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 4 роки тому +1

      Who do you think is taking out that shit?

    • @brianshaw2914
      @brianshaw2914 4 роки тому +1

      Dirty/?? his houe is a hospital compared to mine....

    • @lingerl1352
      @lingerl1352 4 роки тому

      so u here to watch the video or criticize the way a person lives...clearly u have a boring life..as you are fascinated by the way another person lives..

    • @tawpgk
      @tawpgk 4 роки тому

      Don't you mean Debbie?

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 4 роки тому +1

      Whatchu mean??? Debbie and Frankie are in his room, waiting on him to come back to bed

  • @eddiemadeline7989
    @eddiemadeline7989 4 роки тому +123

    The phone slowly falling fits perfectly into his current situation

    • @TwiliAutumn
      @TwiliAutumn 4 роки тому +4

      I was sitting here going "There goes...the...camera. Yep, there it went." Died laughing at that.

  • @cathedraldean4631
    @cathedraldean4631 4 роки тому +122

    "Pagatheorim?... Packatheorims theory, isn't that something?"😂🤣😂🤣

    • @GreenDovesIRL
      @GreenDovesIRL 4 роки тому +16

      I fucking laughed my head off at that part

    • @TwiliAutumn
      @TwiliAutumn 4 роки тому +1

      @@GreenDovesIRL Same. Honestly, because no one can say that guys name right!

    • @cathedraldean4631
      @cathedraldean4631 4 роки тому

      @@GreenDovesIRL I literally started dying laughing, because he gave two different pronunciations in the same video sentence. 😂

  • @Drybones195
    @Drybones195 4 роки тому +43

    “Alright Frankie, come back.”

    • @eaglesmann024
      @eaglesmann024 4 роки тому

      JRice52 Frankie having a blast not following around Dave eating pizza and getting the runs

    • @kushsmoker
      @kushsmoker 4 роки тому +1

      Frankie is isolated with Debbie

  • @Mcgriddles90210
    @Mcgriddles90210 4 роки тому +4

    Red Barron 3 cheese brick oven is on a whole new level. Amazing spices and perfect crust, not even comparable to other frozen pizzas

  • @domnelson294
    @domnelson294 4 роки тому +55

    Pres is gonna go to a real pizza place after he’s done self isolating and give it a 9.9 because of all of the frozen pizza he’s eating.

  • @coronerxd
    @coronerxd 4 роки тому +236

    "Who's the math guy? Einstein? No, he's a scientist". LMAO

    • @JoachimLevel
      @JoachimLevel 4 роки тому +5

      I guess he meant the Rain Man (Kim Peek) played by Dustin Hoffman. And the wheelchair guy's name was Stephen Hawking

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 4 роки тому +1

      Could be Russell Crowe Beautiful Mind.

    • @torresad
      @torresad 4 роки тому

      HA!!!!

    • @coronerxd
      @coronerxd 4 роки тому

      @@johnb1877 I guess he was thinking of Pythagoras. But then it turned into a stream of consciousness . Pres being Pres )

    • @G3Paintball3r
      @G3Paintball3r 4 роки тому

      @@JoachimLevel thats what I was thinking the whole time.... Rainman

  • @vetoland92
    @vetoland92 4 роки тому +179

    Dave is literally lost without Frankie lol

    • @bernardvu
      @bernardvu 4 роки тому +1

      vetoland92 hey Frankie where are we.

    • @davidp5722
      @davidp5722 4 роки тому

      Hi Frankie!

  • @spaceman884
    @spaceman884 4 роки тому +16

    Dave is making A-game level stuff with these home reviews. This one had me rolling!

    • @tawpgk
      @tawpgk 4 роки тому

      A as in Asinine?

  • @PeterKKraus
    @PeterKKraus 4 роки тому +14

    E= MC squared. Is that NOT a mathematical equation? YES IT IS.

  • @Rold5
    @Rold5 4 роки тому +134

    one mispronounced Pythagoras, everybody knows Dave failed grade 10 english

    • @_ProTrax
      @_ProTrax 4 роки тому +12

      What fucking English class did you take? You learn Pythagoras' theorem in like 8th/9th grade geometry

    • @MrTravisk123
      @MrTravisk123 4 роки тому

      WadddleDeee 😂😂😂

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 4 роки тому +1

      @@_ProTrax 8th grade geometry is for gifted math. 8th grade algebra is for advanced/ honors math. And 8th grade pre algebra is normal math. Geometry is taken normally for everyone after algebra 1, so 10th grade for normal kids

    • @gamesofcontent
      @gamesofcontent 4 роки тому +1

      @@JimBobe 6th grade prealebra, 7th grade algebra, 8th geometry for my school. 9th algebra 2. Then we went pretrig, trig, and calc 1 & 2 if you took math senior year

  • @hallen5453
    @hallen5453 4 роки тому +191

    One Michigan education, everybody knows pres is dyslexic

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 4 роки тому +1

      No he is not dyslexic but maybe a little A D D or A D H D

  • @clawhawk2774
    @clawhawk2774 4 роки тому +41

    The Count from Sesame Street was pretty good at math .

  • @yoyoyobottleoyos
    @yoyoyobottleoyos 4 роки тому +55

    “Pagatheorem?”
    A Michigan Man, everybody.

    • @JustAwesomee
      @JustAwesomee 4 роки тому +2

      yoyoyobottleoyos A typical Boston man as well

  • @MountainMitchYT
    @MountainMitchYT 4 роки тому +1

    Dave's eyes lit up when he started cutting the pizza. Looked like he was fucking murdering someone with sauce on the cutter.

  • @bgavin5899
    @bgavin5899 4 роки тому +51

    One bite everyone knows he’s trying to remember Stephen Hawking.

  • @pwd1134
    @pwd1134 4 роки тому +33

    8:12 holy shit the comedic timing of the camera

    • @TwiliAutumn
      @TwiliAutumn 4 роки тому +3

      And no shits were given by Dave at all.

  • @rdero4
    @rdero4 4 роки тому +38

    Dave you getting to be like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Don’t go looney tooney on us brother. Stay strong 💪

  • @americannightmare2109
    @americannightmare2109 4 роки тому +11

    Everyone knows Dave doesn't shower. He's been wearing the same soiled purple thong for two weeks

  • @Weeeest246
    @Weeeest246 4 роки тому +9

    “Can’t think of a single math guy” proceeds to name like 20 astronomers/physicists/mathematicians thinking they aren’t math guys

  • @jayhawk_v1
    @jayhawk_v1 4 роки тому +57

    You should make your own homemade quarantine pizza and review it.

  • @Nathan-np2nx
    @Nathan-np2nx 4 роки тому +29

    I'm only here for the purple pants check. good job Dave stay strong

  • @johnthompson7152
    @johnthompson7152 4 роки тому +25

    Haven’t watched yet and I know it’s gonna be burnt

  • @ghungrooseth1946
    @ghungrooseth1946 4 роки тому +18

    Withdrawal symptoms on camera, everybody knows it's coke

  • @mskouley1391
    @mskouley1391 4 роки тому +13

    "pupcorn" everyone knows the rules

  • @shadow_realm47
    @shadow_realm47 4 роки тому +44

    These are really starting to give me hope for both the lockdown and life after it. Pygathoriums and Newton's holy moly.
    This cured my depression:)

    • @redb8053
      @redb8053 4 роки тому

      tansteel hahaha trust me mate

  • @NoxiousPond
    @NoxiousPond 4 роки тому +41

    Beginning of video: has a clumsy movement and calls it Dyslexia. End of video: calls pythagorean theorem pagatherem's theory. this is pure gold. (for real I didnt know how to spell it either though)

  • @tatelindsey1389
    @tatelindsey1389 4 роки тому +70

    one stephen hawking impersonation - everybody knows we’re going to hell.

    • @TwiliAutumn
      @TwiliAutumn 4 роки тому

      I watch Epic Rap Battles of History. I've been going to hell for watching a Hawking impersonation for years now.

  • @asyouratty13
    @asyouratty13 4 роки тому +5

    Albert Einstein is a pretty famous "math guy"

  • @Ben7seven7
    @Ben7seven7 4 роки тому +6

    9:12 you may be thinking of the movie “A beautiful mind” starring Russell Crowe based on the real world life of the mathematician John Nash.

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 4 роки тому +2

      Bingo, somebody knows the rules.

  • @drewpatton
    @drewpatton 4 роки тому +60

    One mole on the hip that needs to be checked out, everybody knows the rules

  • @gc6888
    @gc6888 4 роки тому +68

    Quarantined farting in the same purple sweats - everyone knows the rules

  • @brickit26
    @brickit26 4 роки тому +118

    Frankie needs to come over and have a coming to Jesus with his pizza loving, Coke addicted buddy......

  • @domanddev
    @domanddev 4 роки тому

    *overcooks every pizza and ruins it
    *receives a pizza from New England and cooks to perfection

  • @rjunk12349
    @rjunk12349 4 роки тому

    Pagatherum's theory. I'm dead. I can't stop laughing.

  • @Paul-oh4fe
    @Paul-oh4fe 4 роки тому +74

    One multi-millionaire that's clearly on the spectrum everyone knows he needs a refill from cvs asap

  • @DownFallBass
    @DownFallBass 4 роки тому +26

    *Dave's pizza in the oven*
    "One hour, everyone knows the cook time"

  • @enticerclown
    @enticerclown 4 роки тому +26

    Need to do a review on Totino's frozen pizza, the ramen noodles of pizza

    • @camarowland4
      @camarowland4 4 роки тому +3

      You dont even cut them shits, just fold it like a taco and soak up the zillion beers in your gut

    • @morningsidedriverock
      @morningsidedriverock 4 роки тому +3

      Greatest cheapest pizza ever. $1 everyone knows the rule.

    • @wvusmc
      @wvusmc 4 роки тому +1

      Pizza rolls

  • @suzie4692
    @suzie4692 4 роки тому +10

    I’m having a nervous break down watching this.

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 4 роки тому +1

      loved it. this reviews get better and better :))) he should have his own show on netflix

  • @benmeister4
    @benmeister4 4 роки тому +4

    3 weeks into quarantine: so this place is called franky’s dead body. Looks good but we’ll see. One bite everybody knows the rules

  • @atcjwest
    @atcjwest 4 роки тому +18

    One slowly falling camera, everyone knows he's a mess without Frankie

  • @nique7098
    @nique7098 4 роки тому +232

    "whos a math guy, whos a physics guy? Einstein? no he's a scientist" ........holy shit

    • @scottwatrous
      @scottwatrous 4 роки тому +12

      To be fair he at least did drop a few names, ish, which is better than I thought.

    • @saltima
      @saltima 4 роки тому +3

      @@scottwatrous yeah he's really trying and deserves credit for ... something

    • @domanddev
      @domanddev 4 роки тому +1

      I slammed my head into my table

    • @user-ej3jy6eg6h
      @user-ej3jy6eg6h 4 роки тому +5

      @@scottwatrous Pagathereom's theorem

    • @porkins26
      @porkins26 4 роки тому +6

      Eric Stotle

  • @therealkingfrances3242
    @therealkingfrances3242 4 роки тому +26

    One bite everyone knows that Debbie is in the other room

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 4 роки тому +22

    My favorite movies are A Strange Mind and A Theory on Matter

    • @TrempBoy2
      @TrempBoy2 4 роки тому

      Will's Hunting, A Fucked Up Mind and A Theory on Packatherum

  • @johnnyisahermit
    @johnnyisahermit 4 роки тому

    i lost it at the camera tilting back haha

  • @Redh3adElizabeth
    @Redh3adElizabeth 4 роки тому

    These reviews have been entertaining as hell. Perhaps the best part of quarantine

  • @backpackjesus
    @backpackjesus 4 роки тому +18

    Watching Dave try to do math and think of a "math guy" has been the highlight of my pathetic little day!

  • @Rold5
    @Rold5 4 роки тому +57

    one list of historical figures with no relation, everybody knows Dave failed high school

  • @Dessydd
    @Dessydd 4 роки тому +46

    One man who's been sniffing dry ice cause he liked the burn. Everyone knows he forgot to stock pile the cocaine.
    Lose your mind to the isolation pizza fever dreams Prez!

  • @rickbedard7471
    @rickbedard7471 4 роки тому

    These new reviews are pure gold. The hell with official reviews just have people bring pizzas to dave's apartment and don't let him leave. Pure gold watching him babble and swirl a big knife around.

  • @AceReborn
    @AceReborn 4 роки тому

    My recommendations to you:
    1. Palermo’s Thin Crust Pizza (my favorite)
    2. Member’s Mark Margherita Pizza (yes it’s from Sam’s but it’s still amazing)
    3. Any brand of cauliflower (pizza with cauliflower dough)
    4. Kirkland Cheese Pizza (yes it’s from Costco, but, last time I tried it, it was amazing as well)

  • @FatManFit78
    @FatManFit78 4 роки тому +16

    Someone send this guy a tripod for the phone he's using 🤣 painful to watch... almost as painful as touch g dry ice 🤣🤣

    • @tadghb
      @tadghb 4 роки тому

      Who doesn't know that touching dry ice is a bad idea

  • @Rold5
    @Rold5 4 роки тому +83

    one overly tight shirt, everybody knows it's a women's medium

    • @MrCrazyass91
      @MrCrazyass91 4 роки тому +13

      One guy trying to hard to get likes with generic comments, everybody knows hes desperate.

    • @kommi1974
      @kommi1974 4 роки тому

      @@MrCrazyass91 Exactly.

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 роки тому +3

      Dylan Babin The irony, is astounding

    • @yankeeyobaby
      @yankeeyobaby 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @m4hlt0
    @m4hlt0 4 роки тому +51

    He still dosent know how to preheat the oven.
    Everyone knows the rules
    Edit thanks for the likes I would appreciate a sub

    • @SuperReviews4you
      @SuperReviews4you 4 роки тому +9

      @Greg A You must not know how to cook then.

    • @CamMcCoy87
      @CamMcCoy87 4 роки тому +1

      @@SuperReviews4you he clearly doesn't know how to cook

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 4 роки тому +1

      @@SuperReviews4you Maybe his SO (or mom) does all the cooking

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 4 роки тому +1

      @@jesuguru2394 Literally everything someone who doesn't/can't cook would cook in the oven has preheat as the first instruction, so even that's not an excuse.

    • @CamMcCoy87
      @CamMcCoy87 4 роки тому

      @@crimson90 literally not an excuse. It's almost always the first step lol

  • @marcus79299
    @marcus79299 4 роки тому

    Hands down the funniest pizza review I have seen so far (I have seen probably 150-200 of them). Pathagorem, isn't that what it's called?

  • @cmontalvo194
    @cmontalvo194 4 роки тому +1

    The package openings are a great bonus to the reviews 👍🏾

  • @Nokomisclub
    @Nokomisclub 4 роки тому +12

    You missed the chance to bonk a virtual apple off his head when he mentioned Newton

  • @PeteRoyJackson
    @PeteRoyJackson 4 роки тому +15

    One disheveled appearance, everybody knows Debbie forgot to comb his hair.

  • @imlost19
    @imlost19 4 роки тому +44

    one frozen pizza everyday, everybody knows prez got the shits

    • @BrianL-ke2bu
      @BrianL-ke2bu 4 роки тому

      complete fucking fail.

    • @ChaseAcheck408
      @ChaseAcheck408 4 роки тому +3

      @@BrianL-ke2bu taking a shit everyday is a fail? its actually a big W

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 роки тому

      Matt Roberts A major accomplishment

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 4 роки тому +1

      One bite everyone knows Dave's condo turning into a fuckin warehouse.

  • @bryancable7764
    @bryancable7764 4 роки тому

    Hey Dave, I know you go by the instructions on the box only, but if you slide the pizza off directly onto the oven grate for the last few minutes of cooking, that under carriage will look a lot better every time.

  • @Stacker2112
    @Stacker2112 4 роки тому +6

    Everybody knows when your on a coke binge during a quarantine
    You don’t shower do your hair
    We all been there. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @MrChumpus
    @MrChumpus 4 роки тому +48

    One overcooked frozen pizza. Everybody knows the rules

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 4 роки тому

      Why do people keep saying its over cooked? If it was over cooked the bottom would be black. Look in gewd to me

    • @patrickmcgowan1404
      @patrickmcgowan1404 4 роки тому +1

      Manuel De Leon gewd?

    • @MrChumpus
      @MrChumpus 4 роки тому

      @@johnnydeleon8210 you know it's overcooked when the cheese and sauce is dry

  • @cameronmitchell8180
    @cameronmitchell8180 4 роки тому +15

    Was he talking about rainman 😂

    • @alexorantes6648
      @alexorantes6648 4 роки тому +1

      Cameron Mitchell I think so 😂😂😂

  • @iluvlax100
    @iluvlax100 4 роки тому +26

    The next pizza a company sends you they’re gonna half their cooking time on the box so you don’t bake it until it turns into hardtack

  • @mohammedkhaleel7542
    @mohammedkhaleel7542 4 роки тому

    David, u gotta come to Ann Arbor and do the pizza reviews there... pizza house, cottage inn, back room, etc... that is, once quarantine is over...

  • @deecee2174
    @deecee2174 3 роки тому

    Legend has it that Dave is still trying to figure out who's a math guy

  • @craigdetroit
    @craigdetroit 4 роки тому +22

    One bite, everybody knows he's living like a freshman in south quad.

  • @Fadeddreams5
    @Fadeddreams5 4 роки тому +21

    To this day, I still don't know the rules.

  • @sumwonkool
    @sumwonkool 4 роки тому +12

    Home run inn is the best frozen pizza quality and taste u will ever find. Ever. Trust me

    • @j.s.3297
      @j.s.3297 4 роки тому +1

      He's still using the pizza peel that they sent him.

    • @nagato1602
      @nagato1602 4 роки тому +1

      Brendan M agreed just started eating it recently best frozen pizza I’ve had

    • @Hope092
      @Hope092 4 роки тому

      Yeah shit is great even better at the actual place in Chicago. He did eat it and gave the frozen one 4.9

    • @jerrykhoff9023
      @jerrykhoff9023 4 роки тому +2

      I completely agree, Home Run Inn is better than most big chain delivery pizzas and some locals. This lummox gave them a pretty low score... but then again he does not know the difference between dry ice and regular ice, and many other common knowledge things, so his opinion means nothing. He probably keeps giving Amy’s pizza props because he thinks “Amy” is going to come over and shower him after a day of sexual favors.

  • @mierezsaturday5855
    @mierezsaturday5855 4 роки тому +13

    So let me get this straight, homeboy doesn't take a shower from Friday morning until Monday morning.
    Then talks about dudes running around in his ass.
    Ok, I see what kind of UA-cam channel this is.
    Respectfully.

  • @stephenvargas3132
    @stephenvargas3132 4 роки тому

    This is the best episode of the entire series so far.

  • @williv
    @williv 4 роки тому +22

    I worked from home half the day today before realizing it was Saturday.

    • @Robert-hf5xr
      @Robert-hf5xr 4 роки тому +2

      Brain fog pandemic

    • @danielbarbee7712
      @danielbarbee7712 4 роки тому

      williv lol I was wondering why the Sunday paper was so small.

  • @tbrida09
    @tbrida09 4 роки тому +6

    Literally the only thing I’ve looked forward to during these crazy times in our world. Keep me coming Prez!

  • @laughingwarlock
    @laughingwarlock 4 роки тому +7

    We got pretty hard on him for the dry ice thing yesterday but honestly these reviews are the one thing keeping me sane in this whole quarantine. Thank you, Dave.

  • @asyouratty13
    @asyouratty13 4 роки тому +5

    Keep 'em coming Dave (special thanks for a Saturday review) everyone needs the laughs....

  • @shayneknipp5803
    @shayneknipp5803 4 роки тому

    Thanks Prez for the laughs. We love you bro stay strong!

  • @Rold5
    @Rold5 4 роки тому +15

    one pair of women's purple pants, everybody knows Dave doesn't know how to turn on his washing machine

  • @snydesy
    @snydesy 4 роки тому +7

    Puppa Gino’s
    Pupcorn
    Stop it

  • @gelusmoon1
    @gelusmoon1 4 роки тому +6

    "Who's a physicists? Einstein? No he's a scientist." - Dave

  • @darthlt4630
    @darthlt4630 Рік тому

    As someone who was once a math major, I am laughing so hard right now watching this at work

  • @relaxingismygame3876
    @relaxingismygame3876 4 роки тому

    Pythagoras and Aristotle... you nailed it.