maybe just a joke but this thread got me thinking maybe he's going straight from dry ice to oven in which case they would be quite a bit colder to start with then had they just been i his freezer.
Dave trying to remember Spearmint Rhino is like Andy from the Office trying to remember the Kit Kat slogan. “Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!”
Loved the Major League clips. One of my favorite scenes is when Vaughn walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches, then Hayward or Haywood comes to the plate and hits it out. Then the pitching coach says, "at least it was a strike."
Prez’s face with those glasses on reminds me of those cheesy glasses you’d wear back in the 90’s with the huge nose, bushy mustache and furry eyebrows hahahahaha!!!
One “intellectual” pondering and applying his ratiocination and reasoning; philosophizing on the name of a strip club for 10 minutes everybody knows the rules
0:50 - Worst. Dive. Ever. LOL! Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the old man flopped into the East River. "He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?" :D ua-cam.com/video/0hK3pBcY3k0/v-deo.html
Dude. You are awesome. I thought maybe the UPS guy violated company policy but he didn't. I looked it up. Way to support the folks out there keeping the world turning.
Oh man, listening to him butcher every other name is half the reason I tune in. The fucking dumpster fire that was Prez trying to name Pythagoras the other day 🤣
Unboxings need to be back in the reviews. Keep missing them on Instagram. You’re killing us man. My wife and I like the reviews followed by the opening packages
If you hover fast with your mouse over the video progress bar and look at the thumbnail previews, you notice Dave has barely moved from his position. Amazing
Just had this Mama Cozzi's cauliflower pizza today from Aldis. You gotta try it out Dave. So freaking delicious. Perfectly thin crispy crust, right amount of greasy goodness with the cheese and pepperoni. Shockingly surprised when I ate it.
25 minutes to cook, everyone knows he forgot to pre-heat the oven
@Bennybass It's a joke, rookie.
This needs more likes 🤣🤣🤣
One person making the EXACT same joke and getting a bunch of thumbs up from a pack of idiots, everyone knows the rules.
maybe just a joke but this thread got me thinking maybe he's going straight from dry ice to oven in which case they would be quite a bit colder to start with then had they just been i his freezer.
Heard he just leaves his oven on 24/7
One pair of womens glasses to go with the jacket everyone knows the rules
Lmfao
this is the one, everyone knows he thinks they are unisex
Lolol
One "rahberta's pizza", everyone knows Dave needs a speech teacher.
"Hash slinging hasher"
He's a lovable idiot.
Pupa Ginos
And a new set of glasses.
He learned to read and speak from Joey Diaz
One Roberto, everybody knows he's changing his name to Roberta tomorrow.
Bob Donovan people from Boston do that a lot for some reason.
One Dumbass! Everybody knows Dave doesn't preheat his oven
You must not know the rules
I'm sittin' over here screamin SPEARMINT RHINO! SPEARMINT RHINO! SPEARMINT RHINO!!!
I was thinking Sapphire.
Ol peppermint hippo
Same.
Thought it was little darlings for a while
Frederick Pikovsky I thought the crazy horse
Nobody in the history of the world has ever accused Dave of being an intellectual ...glasses or not
One psycho screaming SPEARMINT RHINO!
at my phone, everybody knows the rules.
Crazy Horse
Was thinking spearmint rhino too
He totally almost pivoted to Crazy Horse, but no...
Doing the same thing lol
My girl is screaming at me for yelling it.
Dave trying to remember Spearmint Rhino is like Andy from the Office trying to remember the Kit Kat slogan.
“Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!”
I believe you should start using that pizza oven you were sent.
He doesn't know how
That's probably a $400 to $800 oven that will get used once and then thrown out.
One forgotten strip club name, everyone knows Dave is more of a chippendales guy
lmao
One case of dementia, everybody knows it’s the side effects of cocaine...ups my cat ran over the keyboard I meant to say green tea.
PadoX 💀💀💀💀
LMAO!!!
One fancy pizza oven that can cook a pizza perfectly, everyone knows Dave carries on using his shit oven
Dave pretending he doesn't know it's Spearmint Rhino
Ayeeeee
@@hannahreid357 Everybody knows the rules. Only 1 Hannah Reid allowed in this chat.
Hannah Reid this town ain’t big enough for the both of us, everyone knows the rules
@@hannahreid357 Wow Hannah, that was a lame reply. Please change your name. And everyone knows your a Jacks fan.
Hannah Reid what a petty jacks fan thing to say. I challange you to a duel. Winner takes the name!
One oven, not preheated, everyone knows the rules
Dave was thinking of the Blue Oyster from Police Academy everyone knows the rules.
One UPS delivery guy, everyone knows that's how he gets his coke.
What can Brown do for You - bring me the White
@@antoniomontana6061 both man, speedballs are the way to go! Nothing beats that!
Who the fuk eats on coke?
Jose reyes reyes I know right 😂
Jose reyes reyes yea food is your last worry when you’ve been hittin them slopes my boy
Gotta give it to this guy, he got far on sheer ambition and very little smarts.
Ya know I gotta thank Dave for putting these videos out everyday during this boring ass quarantine. Thanks dude.
One pizza misgender, everyone knows Roberto's triggered.
I know I am...
🤣
🤣😂💀
Wouldn't be a Dave pizza review if he didn't take 10 seconds to memorize the name before he reviewed
Dave is struggling all out of Adderall ,reading Steven king movies but naked eating a Tuna Melt.
great ness man u gotta b real high to read a movie
Things get weird at the end of a heavy bender
One strip club, everyone knows it's the Spearmint Rhino
This is the earliest I've ever been to a one bite video
lifetime achievement, bro
Same man
Here is your 🍪
@@pratikspai I think I'm bout to steal
Yeah, so?
One weirdo wearing his grandma's glasses everyone knows his eyes are damaged from doing coke
Everyone knows he's thinking about Steel Roberta's.
Watching a man in quarantine slowly unravel. *sips juice box quietly*
"Roberto's a guy's name, Roberta's a girl's name". Thanks, cap!
One pair of glasses, everyone knows Dave is trying to hide his dilated eyes
That’s the face of a man who just lost half a million dollars in one day.
The market was up today over 7%..... you’d have to be a monumental dumbass to lose money today
mrjamesgrimes turns out he wanted to short one of the best days in the market this year
Brendan Doyle where are his stock videos? He keeps referencing them but I cant find 😭
WorthySire he live streams them on Twitter
He doesn't lose shit till he pulls out
Loved the Major League clips. One of my favorite scenes is when Vaughn walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches, then Hayward or Haywood comes to the plate and hits it out. Then the pitching coach says, "at least it was a strike."
One blown kiss, everyone knows he misses Debbie
Who the f*** is this Debbie everybody's always talking about
world wise what a bum
I think he has “day trading” confused with “shopping on amazon”
FUNNY 😁
Say it with me, Pres. Spearmint Rhino.
One space man in the background, everyone knows Dave is saving him there for tonight
"Brooklyn, maybe?" SMH it's not Roberta's. Lay off of adderall
That delivery guy was fishing for frozen pizzas pretty hard 😂
Reminds me of George Constanza when he got ladies glasses
Is he really still using his oven instead of the new pizza one?
Prez’s face with those glasses on reminds me of those cheesy glasses you’d wear back in the 90’s with the huge nose, bushy mustache and furry eyebrows hahahahaha!!!
Hahaha
One bite, everybody knows Dave doesnt know he needs to pre-heat the oven.
"Everybody knows the rules!" Tip the UPS guy! Beautiful!
Dave trying to think of the name of the Vegas strip club = me in a history exam
One unhinged product placement, everybody knows the rules.
love the UPS guy coming in strong with the authentic NY accent. harder to find those now-a-days.
One messy apartment in the background, everyone knows Dave doesn’t clean his house
Really enjoying this vids Dave ,appreciate your passion lol trying these new types of vidz!classic answer at the end 😂
One “intellectual” pondering and applying his ratiocination and reasoning; philosophizing on the name of a strip club for 10 minutes everybody knows the rules
0:50 - Worst. Dive. Ever. LOL! Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the old man flopped into the East River. "He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?" :D
ua-cam.com/video/0hK3pBcY3k0/v-deo.html
Crazy Horse? Larry Flynt? Spearmint Rhino? All in Vegas.
He’s think Spearmint Rhino
Crazy horse spearmint is in cali too
Saphire
Brass Bonanza Hartford Wailer shout out made my day!
YOU HAVE TO UPLOAD THE LIVE UNBOXING UNCUT HERE ON THIS CHANNEL AFTER YOU STEAM IT YOU GOOF
Where is he doing the unboxings?
When your trapped inside your house all day and forget where you are
Nice throwback. Used to have season tickets to the Whalers.
One pair of tortoise shell glasses, everybody knows Pres loves the Wolf of Wall Street lifestyle.
Spearmint Rhino! So glad I stuck around to the end to see the lightbulb buzz to life
One girl glasses, everybody knows he got scamed on coke quality.
He got the glasses to match the womens jacket he has
Hahaha
Dude. You are awesome. I thought maybe the UPS guy violated company policy but he didn't. I looked it up. Way to support the folks out there keeping the world turning.
I am genuinely concerned that this man has dyslexia and doesn't realize it
Oh man, listening to him butcher every other name is half the reason I tune in. The fucking dumpster fire that was Prez trying to name Pythagoras the other day 🤣
He does
HAHAHAHAHA!!! The cutaway to the guy doing a belly-flopper into a swimming pool was great! 😆😆😆
One day down $500,000 everybody knows pres was pissed during this review
UA-cam is f@&$ing with something. How can this only have 213k subs. Everyone I know watches The Prez. You’re killing it daily Prez
Lean Cuisine DO IT!
MUCH RESPECT to you man. I’m a UPS driver in Cali much respect
Everyone knows Pres is going blind.
Dave looks like an intellectual, but when he talks it removes all doubt. 😂😂😂
One myth busted, everyone now knows that wearing glasses does not boost a person's intelligence by any kind of iota.
Dave better check those glasses bro Roberta's or Roberto's too funny man, love the show you crack me up in every review, keep on rockin Dave!
5 boxes of Cheez-Its, everyone knows the rules.
What channel is the live unbox on? Couldn't find it the other night.
Dave’s brain is definitely gone after that day on the market, everybody knows the rules.
You gotta try Acuris in Greenwich CT when you get out of quarantine
Dear editor, when you put the rankings at the end of the video, they are covered by the stupid UA-cam suggestions.
What for the video to end and then click the screen.
Dave is fire. He makes my quarantine tolerable and my anxiety go away.
You should put the unboxing on youtube!where do i watch it live at?
The strip club your thinking of is Spearmint Rhino.
Sapphire in Vegas too plus they got the Day Pool there as well.
One “Dave gets stumped when trying to name something he references”; everybody knows he has Alzheimer’s.
You should review frozen pizza from Aldi. Never tried it but looks really good
One Joe Biden level dementia episode, everybody knows the rules.
R@cist transphobic bigot right winger (total sarcasm) 😂😂😂
Good job with that flashback Frankie 😂
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
Yes
Yup, gold medal slice
Sometimes it’s a rectangle
The glasses helped with your memory, its just part of the science. Intellectual in this video.
One big nose. Everyone nose the rules.
Lol anyone else screaming Spearmint Rhino!!!! at their phone?
One misgendered pizza company, everyone knows girls with blue hair are triggered
David Weise one lame gender joke, everyone knows David is angry at all the girls for refusing to go to prom with him
Myung Bak Lee one internet white knight, everyone knows girls still wont bang Myung Bak Ree
I just yelled Spearmint Rhino at my phone this entire review.
First
He should do the live unboxings on UA-cam so the video is not in portrait mode and backwards.
I need these to be posted daily
Unboxings need to be back in the reviews. Keep missing them on Instagram. You’re killing us man. My wife and I like the reviews followed by the opening packages
If you hover fast with your mouse over the video progress bar and look at the thumbnail previews, you notice Dave has barely moved from his position. Amazing
I am looking at a guy eating pizza trying to remember strip club names WTF 😂
Your UPS delivery guys should get some merch man .
These pizza reviews are getting me through quarantine
Nice to tip the UPS guy. We gave or UPS lady a bottle a red wine.
Share the live openings please
Just had this Mama Cozzi's cauliflower pizza today from Aldis. You gotta try it out Dave. So freaking delicious. Perfectly thin crispy crust, right amount of greasy goodness with the cheese and pepperoni. Shockingly surprised when I ate it.
"Wild Heelz"?? Lololol!
Dave has eaten more pizza in tbis review than the last 12 months combined 🤣 Love that 'think-chewing'!
Everyone knows this comment section is half the reason people love this channel.