Reynad not knowing celeste and going "Oh yeah it's just some crisp looking game where you fly around" I was really looking forward to hearing what it is, turns out it's fucking celeste. Literally "on the list to win a goty award with all triple a games" celeste. Man Reynad is living under a rock
Reynard said a platformer with crisp movement and I thought celeste, and I still couldn't believe it. I thought he was intentionally underselling it for the kicker.
One time he misplayed and complained about being unlucky and I brought up his misplay in chat and he said "Go back to r/competitiveHS, you dumper Legend trash" and promptly permabanned me. It made me so sad because I've been watching this guy daily since the old days : I'm talking OLD, old days, like the "guitar in the bedroom in Minnesota" days , the "holy shit, he just Kill Commanded his own Highmane for lethal in a tournament" days, the "come back from Dreamhack and tell Leah story" days. I vividly remember lots of classic memories with his stream. For example, I remember I had finals coming up the day he first did text-to-speech donations. I stayed up all night crying laughing watching the shitstorm unravel live. So to go through all that with him, thick and thin, and at the end of the day get permabanned because of a slightly dickish comment honestly hurt me more than many of my actual, real life breakups with women. In any case, I promptly subbed with my banned account, breaking my 5 year tradition of never ever giving a Twitch streamer any money regardless of how much free content I've taken from them, and then made a new Twitch account under a different e-mail, and then went into his chat and begged him to unban me and to take my $5 as an apology. He unbanned me and we're cool now. The funny thing was, he kinda got me. Right now I don't know what my rank is, only that I am top 2000 (because I get top ~500 Legend early in the season and then only do daily quests with meme decks for the rest of the season because frankly this game gets boring as fuck and what more do you have to prove at that point). Plus, I do sometimes peruse r/competitiveHS. So I am 'r/competitiveHS dumpster Legend trash'. If you're wondering what the play was and whether I was right or not : He was playing some Tempo Aluneth Mage list in WIld, and he had a fairly empty hand with a Ziliax on board against a Priest at high 20s health. Turn 5 comes, and I know he wants to play his Magnetic Wargear. I think to myself, : "he better not Magnetize the Ziliax, and instead play the Wargear by itself on the right." Because, sure, if you magnetize the Ziliax, you get a 8/7 with Lifesteal and Divine Shield, and you get an extra 5 damage that turn, but you absolutely get permafucked by SW Death. With no board and a hand running out of juice, a deck like that just cannot come back from a tempo loss that heavy against Priest unless you topdeck Aluneth within the next 3 turns. And it's not like you know the extra 5 damage will ever really matter that early on in the game, anyways. Dropping just the 5/5 on the right makes it much more awkward for him to Death; Priests generally don't want to waste their Deaths on 5/5s against Tempo decks that may have Dr. Boom or Antonidas or whatever. And, yeah, most Priests only run one copy of Death, but on Turn 5 they've usually drawn like, what, 10 cards? So it's a 1-in-3 that you're fucked on the spot, which, EV-wise, is a cost that's way too high for the alternative benefit of an extra 5 damage to face when you don't even know if that'll end up mattering. He ends up Magnetizing the Ziliax, and, as I predicted, gets fucked by Death. And as we all predicted, he bitches about it. Then he bans me and then loses. What pissed me off the most was how chat reacted after he flamed and banned me. Some brainless piece of shit had the goddamn gall to sarcastically type out "Oh, Reynad, why didn't you have the clairvoyance to know your opponent would have that singular card?!" Like, wow, thanks for the lowkey compliment, because apparently I had that fucking 'clairvoyance' to think about a basic fucking card that the opponent could have in his hand. What, are you fucking telling me that when you play Hearthstone, you don't play around cards that your opponent might have, and then when you get fucked by them, you whine that only someone CLAIRVOYANT could have the cognitive ability to guess what fucking cards your opponent might have in his hands? Like they all blamed me for being Captain Hindsight which pissed me the fuck off because I had no way of proving that I actually thought about that exact play and those consequences before Reynad even played his Wargear. But my rank is sufficient enough. Maybe that's why you're all Rank 15, you utter fucking morons. Also, BTW, to the guy who's like "That's precisely why Reynad is always salty - because he spends most of his time getting fucked by things outside of his control" - this statement makes absolutely no sense. It's mathematically impossible for someone who has played this game as much as Reynad has to be 'inherently unlucky'. It's like, basic probability. Look up the law of large numbers. In any case, I love Reynad. I love him so much. Thank you for reading this. I love you, Reynad.
@@OH-tj4qn Wow. Way to write your entire life story in a UA-cam comment and yet still manage to completely miss the point of what I said. I hope you get that time in your life back elsewhere.
Reynad, ko-vasilev has made an Auto-squelch plugin for HDC 3 years ago. Been using it for about a year until i quit Hearthstone before the current expansion release. Will most likely work with the recent HDC and HS version. GL with your card game.
@@cardscook7721 his point is factually incorrect because we DO have sales numbers www.playstationlifestyle.net/2018/11/19/fallout-76-sales-compared-fallout-4/#/slide/1 not world wide but still pretty damning
@@TheEpicMusic161 He's bloody trying to say that Reddit is heavily influenced by youtube and other things. He's making a point about Reddit. He's just joking calm down.
@@TheEpicMusic161 He never says that Fallout 76 sold or did well. He's just saying that People from Reddit are heavily influenced by other things and that people from Reddit would say things have 'failed' just because of negative reception from the community.
Have reynad even played 76? I don't get it, 14 hours wi th the game and its very clear its a shitty cash grab. I understood that before the game came out, i only played it cause my friend said it was so bad he'd give it to me.
Pyro + Equality could've won you the game. You had 100% chance to draw consecration on next round, either by going with potion of heroism, or by simply drawing it.
Yo, King Noodle, you ever gonna reply to my email about providing capital for your game? great video btw. haven't enjoyed a HS match that much in a while
@@reynad27 awesome. Can't wait to see that juicy china content (assuming u did some IRL stuff there?) And yeah the sooner u get back to me the better, as there is no shortage of ventures seeking angel investors rn.. ya know?
Also about the “facts” the fact is that the game is god awful, it’s a full asset flip of Fallout 4, full of bugs, no push to talk in a multiplayer game at launch. Not to mention the completely pointless PvP aspect and the mind numbing PvE gameplay loop; with the brain dead A.I., buggy enemies, no human NPCs, story told through holotapes that get interrupted by: players screeching through mics, or in game events interrupting them, with no system to pause the holotape or whatever. Anyways doesn’t matter how much money it makes, how much you in your personal opinion like it, it’s objectively a terrible game.
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I love the storytime. Makes it sound like some noname game "has crips movement and everything" and it's fucking celester lmao
Why is reynads hearthstone content still the best out there
Kadlec10sge because you don’t watch Firebat
@@brr4519 Firebat blows as an entertainer and a player.
Reynad not knowing celeste and going "Oh yeah it's just some crisp looking game where you fly around" I was really looking forward to hearing what it is, turns out it's fucking celeste. Literally "on the list to win a goty award with all triple a games" celeste. Man Reynad is living under a rock
Is Reynad
...... smiling while playing hearthstone ???
Reynard said a platformer with crisp movement and I thought celeste, and I still couldn't believe it. I thought he was intentionally underselling it for the kicker.
I thought the exact same and Iwas "no way he didn't knew the game before" after revealing that it was celeste. ^^'
WOW, Reynad just met with either Matt Thorson or Noel Berry, can't believe it
Noel Berry, based off the 20k twitter followers that he mentions
@@RossWasTaken He said 30k you dimwit, which makes it Matt Thorson
Edit:grammar
Saint Dong yeah you fucking idiot how dare you make a mistake
Celeste is sick.
Reynad's back Kreygasm. Love these old style videos!
This was great to watch, really wish the stream highlights could be a more regular thing. They're my favourite highlights on youtube.
Everyone always talks about how salty he is, but when he makes a mistake while he's playing, he's the first to admit it.
That's precisely why Reynad is always salty - because he spends most of his time getting fucked by things outside of his control.
One time he misplayed and complained about being unlucky and I brought up his misplay in chat and he said "Go back to r/competitiveHS, you dumper Legend trash" and promptly permabanned me. It made me so sad because I've been watching this guy daily since the old days : I'm talking OLD, old days, like the "guitar in the bedroom in Minnesota" days , the "holy shit, he just Kill Commanded his own Highmane for lethal in a tournament" days, the "come back from Dreamhack and tell Leah story" days. I vividly remember lots of classic memories with his stream. For example, I remember I had finals coming up the day he first did text-to-speech donations. I stayed up all night crying laughing watching the shitstorm unravel live. So to go through all that with him, thick and thin, and at the end of the day get permabanned because of a slightly dickish comment honestly hurt me more than many of my actual, real life breakups with women.
In any case, I promptly subbed with my banned account, breaking my 5 year tradition of never ever giving a Twitch streamer any money regardless of how much free content I've taken from them, and then made a new Twitch account under a different e-mail, and then went into his chat and begged him to unban me and to take my $5 as an apology. He unbanned me and we're cool now.
The funny thing was, he kinda got me. Right now I don't know what my rank is, only that I am top 2000 (because I get top ~500 Legend early in the season and then only do daily quests with meme decks for the rest of the season because frankly this game gets boring as fuck and what more do you have to prove at that point). Plus, I do sometimes peruse r/competitiveHS. So I am 'r/competitiveHS dumpster Legend trash'.
If you're wondering what the play was and whether I was right or not : He was playing some Tempo Aluneth Mage list in WIld, and he had a fairly empty hand with a Ziliax on board against a Priest at high 20s health. Turn 5 comes, and I know he wants to play his Magnetic Wargear. I think to myself, : "he better not Magnetize the Ziliax, and instead play the Wargear by itself on the right." Because, sure, if you magnetize the Ziliax, you get a 8/7 with Lifesteal and Divine Shield, and you get an extra 5 damage that turn, but you absolutely get permafucked by SW Death. With no board and a hand running out of juice, a deck like that just cannot come back from a tempo loss that heavy against Priest unless you topdeck Aluneth within the next 3 turns. And it's not like you know the extra 5 damage will ever really matter that early on in the game, anyways. Dropping just the 5/5 on the right makes it much more awkward for him to Death; Priests generally don't want to waste their Deaths on 5/5s against Tempo decks that may have Dr. Boom or Antonidas or whatever. And, yeah, most Priests only run one copy of Death, but on Turn 5 they've usually drawn like, what, 10 cards? So it's a 1-in-3 that you're fucked on the spot, which, EV-wise, is a cost that's way too high for the alternative benefit of an extra 5 damage to face when you don't even know if that'll end up mattering.
He ends up Magnetizing the Ziliax, and, as I predicted, gets fucked by Death. And as we all predicted, he bitches about it. Then he bans me and then loses. What pissed me off the most was how chat reacted after he flamed and banned me. Some brainless piece of shit had the goddamn gall to sarcastically type out "Oh, Reynad, why didn't you have the clairvoyance to know your opponent would have that singular card?!" Like, wow, thanks for the lowkey compliment, because apparently I had that fucking 'clairvoyance' to think about a basic fucking card that the opponent could have in his hand. What, are you fucking telling me that when you play Hearthstone, you don't play around cards that your opponent might have, and then when you get fucked by them, you whine that only someone CLAIRVOYANT could have the cognitive ability to guess what fucking cards your opponent might have in his hands? Like they all blamed me for being Captain Hindsight which pissed me the fuck off because I had no way of proving that I actually thought about that exact play and those consequences before Reynad even played his Wargear. But my rank is sufficient enough. Maybe that's why you're all Rank 15, you utter fucking morons.
Also, BTW, to the guy who's like "That's precisely why Reynad is always salty - because he spends most of his time getting fucked by things outside of his control" - this statement makes absolutely no sense. It's mathematically impossible for someone who has played this game as much as Reynad has to be 'inherently unlucky'. It's like, basic probability. Look up the law of large numbers.
In any case, I love Reynad. I love him so much. Thank you for reading this. I love you, Reynad.
@@OH-tj4qn Wow. Way to write your entire life story in a UA-cam comment and yet still manage to completely miss the point of what I said. I hope you get that time in your life back elsewhere.
@@OH-tj4qn thank you for the copypasta
Celeste is the biography of Reynad's relationship with a fellow Twitch streamer.
I saw reynad and hearthstone and clicked, also first
Reynad, ko-vasilev has made an Auto-squelch plugin for HDC 3 years ago. Been using it for about a year until i quit Hearthstone before the current expansion release. Will most likely work with the recent HDC and HS version. GL with your card game.
Yay, more hearthstone with Andrey :D
Fucking made Celeste sound like a small game lmaooo
Love these story times. Sorry I don't watch you more on twitch
New Editor has saved this channel
I missed this style of hearthstone
2:24 "The fuck is a T-Series? Is that a car?" lol
I love you Reynad, even if you live under a rock.
He met a designer of Celeste,
Holy shit. Pogchamp bois
The GOAT himself is back
Holy shit reynad is so distanced from whats happening these days
9:34 "Normally I'm just a fountain of fucking positivity on this channel" LUL
i don't think enough people appreciate how fucking hilarious this guy is
Reynad great content is back!
Funniest youtuve video i have watched in a while, thank you
What happened to Salty Sunday's :(
"Basicly I get paid to absorb the bad rng of others" XD
Love reynad...kind of a misanthrope but one I can totally relate to.
holy shit i was wondering what game he was referring to and he met the dev of celeste? Celeste is one of my favorite games of this year
The no name game just happens to be my favorite game of all time
Daddy is bacc
Oh the throws
Reynad meets with fucking Matt Thorson and describes his game as a some nongame. Fucking hilarious!
Celeste is amazing
It's called Celeste, that's the game
LOL one of the best platform games
Reynad, if it sold 50,000,000 copies it'd literally be in the top 5 best selling video games of all time.
He's just trying to make a point
@@cardscook7721 his point is factually incorrect because we DO have sales numbers www.playstationlifestyle.net/2018/11/19/fallout-76-sales-compared-fallout-4/#/slide/1 not world wide but still pretty damning
@@TheEpicMusic161 He's bloody trying to say that Reddit is heavily influenced by youtube and other things. He's making a point about Reddit. He's just joking calm down.
@@TheEpicMusic161 He never says that Fallout 76 sold or did well. He's just saying that People from Reddit are heavily influenced by other things and that people from Reddit would say things have 'failed' just because of negative reception from the community.
at 5:05 I though he was going to say then I realized I was looking at a mirror.
Have reynad even played 76? I don't get it, 14 hours wi th the game and its very clear its a shitty cash grab. I understood that before the game came out, i only played it cause my friend said it was so bad he'd give it to me.
he got into the "read reddit, always assume the opposite" trap lmao
The game is fucking Celeste LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO. Reynad is incredible.
Any guess when his game comes out?
Happy Reynad is best Reynad
Celeste is a great game awesome you get to meet one of the programmers
Wish you included chat in the game loss. :(
Holy shit he was the guy who made Celeste whaat
Pyro + Equality could've won you the game.
You had 100% chance to draw consecration on next round, either by going with potion of heroism, or by simply drawing it.
Thank you for playing hearthstone so i don't have to
Reynad is too rich and too in the Forbes magazine to know about that Pewdiepie shit FeelsWeirdMan
I voted for forsen EleGiggle
Where is your bazaar game?
hmm I may I may have heard of this little game call Celest 🤔
what the fuck celeste was 1 of the best game i played this year
Wait you making a game? never though you were into programming. Hit me up I'll give you mine, any link of yours?
Celeste is an amazing game.
no twitch chat DansGame
Holy shit. Celeste is one of the best indie games ever made, easily top 3 with Undertale and Hollow Knight
complains about people who bm with emotes, says he must bm when using gonk. the pure def of reynad.
that doesn't count. It's GONK, gonkdamit!
Celeste is a great game
lol noodle
Yo, King Noodle, you ever gonna reply to my email about providing capital for your game? great video btw. haven't enjoyed a HS match that much in a while
I'm sorry about that. I've been in China all week but should be able to catch up when I'm back in LA on Monday/Tuesday.
@@reynad27 awesome. Can't wait to see that juicy china content (assuming u did some IRL stuff there?) And yeah the sooner u get back to me the better, as there is no shortage of ventures seeking angel investors rn.. ya know?
Hey Reynard Celeste is a really fucking good game you should play it
Of course the game is called Celeste. What else could it be?
like for stereo sayan 3d
If this was magic he would just cheat and win like he did before.
What is he on about youve been able to open packs with spacebar for like 2 years
but not flip the cards
Maybe actually listen to what he says
Jesus fuck that story
Celeste celesteW
Where is magic arena
Don't diss bwonsamdi, in wow he's an absolute mad lad :p
Well Fallout 76 is a disgustingly abysmal game, doesn’t matter how much money they made off of the game, the game is shit
Also about the “facts” the fact is that the game is god awful, it’s a full asset flip of Fallout 4, full of bugs, no push to talk in a multiplayer game at launch. Not to mention the completely pointless PvP aspect and the mind numbing PvE gameplay loop; with the brain dead A.I., buggy enemies, no human NPCs, story told through holotapes that get interrupted by: players screeching through mics, or in game events interrupting them, with no system to pause the holotape or whatever.
Anyways doesn’t matter how much money it makes, how much you in your personal opinion like it, it’s objectively a terrible game.
Happy Reynad is best Reynad