Not Gonna lie, I've been playing Morrowind for about 20 years on and off and I never found half those Quests in Vivec. Or entered every single Canton of Vivec...I just stay the hell away from Vivec in general. Hell I don't even Kill Vivec for the second Wraithguard, I kill him because he made that place intentionally to mess with people.
@@hundragant thats because vivec is easy to navigate! vivec is also not big, what vivec is is confusingly named regading the symmetry of its structure and their representation on the mapcells, but this vanishes once you forget the map and realize: THE MORE BLESSED THE MORE SOUTH you start with northern entrance: foreign quarter western is hlaalu, eastern is telvanni, fitting the general navigational direction the faction holds power in then you have "4 central squares", the more blessed, the more south, so the northern 2 of these squares connecting to the entrances are redoran (the missing faction) and arena district. then we get the 2 saints side by side, st olms and st delyn i believe, both are parallel south to redoran and arena completeing the "4 central squares" then ministry of truth and vivec temple the more blessed, the more south, factions in representative direction of the sky, with redoran being "one step south removed" next to arena because the foreigners take the cake with their isolated nwahquarter in the north the city makes perfect sense as hopefully you can see 😇
In my first playthrough, I didn't know anything about the mechanics, I made an argonian knight and tried to walk to Balmora. Took a wrong turn somewhere and somehow ended up so deep in the ashlands I had no idea where I was. Hounded by cliff racers while my weapons and armor broke, until I could do nothing but run and hide in ancestral tombs and smuggler caves. By the time I got out I was wracked with blight diseases, almost dead, with no usable equipment, but somehow I found my way to Ald-Ruhn. Having not seen a living soul in weeks in game, I practiced speechcraft on the silt strider driver to get the prices low enough so I could go to Balmora and finally, after weeks in game of torture and constantly being killed, I finally made it to Caius Cosades. I'm terribly saddened that by now I know the game so well I can never get lost again, that experience was one of the best experiences in gaming I ever had.
One of my favorite games of all time. Redguard is one of the best races for beginners because of longblade bonus and adrenaline rush. Also turn on always use best attack. I've played this for 20 years and still come back every few years. Though it's hard to resist the temptation to break the game almost immediately. Also always play on 100 difficulty for maximum enjoyment
I recently fired up my heavily modded Morrowind as well and ahhhhhh, the nostalgia. Your reactions are SO funny, please keep going with the TES videos. I need more Pumpkinpoo especially. But your Morrowind series is just God tier bc your editing AND gameplay are top notch. I hope to see your channel grow bc you so deserve it!!
Very enjoyable videos. Great sense of humor. It'd be great watching you do an actual play-through - of Morrowind, of course. I'll vomit if I see even one more Skyrim video in the recommendations. Oh shit... But, if it's something that you could realistically have time for, I'm certain that it would be mutually rewarding for you and your viewers. Thought I'd mention it, but I know it's a huge commitment and not everyone has time to dedicate to such an endeavor. Anyway, cheers!
Favorite detail of both Morrowind vids is you brag about investing into some sick armor, but if you follow up Caius' tip on Blades Trainers in Balmora, each of them gives you a gift, with one of them giving you a steel cuirass and helm. So all your "hard work" is counter-intuitive to an easier route that gives superior armor lol.
I pretty much always pick the mushrooms around Seyda Neen then walk to Balmora, picking flowers on the way. Lets me quickly deal with the entry level Mages Guild quests in Balmora and rank up to Journeyman before Ajira and Galbedir both. With the high disposition from finishing Ajira's questline, I can then buy a mortar and pestle from her and a stock of her cheepest respawning potion ingredients. After that, I mix up shitty potions, sell them to Ajira, and buy more ingredients. Even the shitty beginner potions sell enough for you to buy more ingredients, and the value of your potions goes up as your alchemy improves. Once Ajira runs out of money to buy my potions, I go around town and sell them to various other people. Anyone who buys potions, I can trade my potions to in exchange for their best gear and spells. Anyone else, I can pay with the money from the folks who did accept the potions.
pro tip do indeed do the mages guild the quests actually get pretty interesting once you get past the being the new guy. Also the Imperial cult is pretty fun especially if you are unfamilair with how Morrowind gives you needed information.
@@Loamy_TV in the beginning after you find the engraved ring of healing and go into the office, there is a key on the shelf behind the guy and it unlocks a building where you can steal a bunch of armor and weapons
I remember abandoning the game in Vivec lol, what an awful place to traverse. That aside, we definitely need more videos, they are very entertaining :3
Hell yes! The ending made me laugh :D This is great, pleeease do more Morrowind videos! I know you said you will but I'm just saying that you have the audience 😁 And wow, wandering into a Sixth House base without any knowledge...must be scary! As someone said, do Mage's Guild, it starts getting interesting with time and you get to get cool stuff.
"Learnding," I say that too, extra props if you got it from Ralph 🤟 Awesome content, especially you're vids on Morrowind but as STRING246 said, I was hoping you had more stuff, please make more. Cheers 👍
Killer video! I would personally love to see you head to Sadrith Mora and deal with House Telvanni, clearly the best house. And maybe take some time to learn a little magic. Since Morrowind is at its best when using magic. Either all the way or just dabbling in a spell school or two. Enchanting, Mysticism, and/or Restoration magic are have the most use to main melee character.
Dont worry your not the only one who sold there package without even knowing you needed it i recently told my brother that you needed the package to progress in game and he laught at our stupidity
next video you should get the Ten Pace Boots, they are in Bal Fell, a Daedric ruin on an island east of Vivec. That may sound scary, but most of it is actually cleared out by friendly npcs already! Except you may find a daedra or two in the chamber with the boots, but it's pretty easy, and they have an incredibly high armor rating.
Two fun gamer facts 1 in seyden neen by the watch tower you used to spy on fargoth is a blasted out stump with an enchanted battle axe and 2 in caldera in the orc manor you can find a nearly complete set of orc armor but it's a medium armor
In that same manor you can find "Creeper," a Scamp with 5000 gold (second most in the game) who will buy expensive weapons and armor off of you for a deal, and will generally pay full price for an item's worth, as long as it doesn't exceed 5000.
my easy start for morrowind always goes as follows. Take the tower birthsign and use it to break into the guardhouse in seyda neen to get a full set of decent armour, then head strait to suran once there steel the blade of white woe from the guard tower (upstairs under the bed), then head strait to the smith and murder him (if you get caught just go to jail then return) you now have a ton of valueble gear to sell, a nice house to live in, plenty of decent armour and a really good weapon.
@@seaworth3382 that seems a little to min maxy for me, the goal of the game for me personally isn't to be so powerful i kill everything with ease, i prefer to be mediocre in singe player rpg games it makes it challenge without it being a grind. it's more fun that way. but each to their own.
You hit 480k and then released after two weeks. Man, that's gotta hurt. Good luck! I really like your channel and hope you get lucky like that again! (Well, I say luck. You produced quality content. It's just a matter of luck whether youtube shows it to anyone.)
I started in Skyrim, then Eso, then oblivion then morrowind and finally daggerfall. I gotta say I love both Morrowind and Daggerfall the absolute most. But if I had to pick one out of both of them it’s easily Morrowind. Morrowind became my most favorite elder scrolls game when I first played it on my Xbox one s
BIG $$$ plan for morrowind: -Join mage guild -Do like 3 quests for the cat lady up to the fake soul gem quest -steal the snotty enchanters soul gems from up stairs on top of planting the fake one -Bippy boppity your way to the Caldera mage guild. - find the manor filled with orks and talk to the Scamp Merchant. -profit (Also if you rest in town it automatically acivates the wait function instead, and every 24hrs merchant gold becomes max again)
this is hillarious how easy morrowind is on a close second attempt, you're even hitting almost every hit. you can find places, in fact as others mention you find more than many of the og players. so what this all proves is the game isn't inherently wrong, hard to beat or hard to follow, it's only a matter of the player's openness, curiosity and common sense. you pay attention, as per sellus gravious' instruction, and the game pays you back ten fold. ps: as for the balmora quests they are kind of easy, but that is by design to carefully guide new players through difficulties of life. you start at seyda neen, fight some crabs, go to balmora through pelagiad route, fight some rats and quama foragers, then with the main quest you literally go through all three basic major guilds - thieves guild in the south wall and then fighters guild for halfass guy and mages guild for the orc. and if you join some of them you either run around balmora to familiarize yourself with her or fight rat/rats and then basic bandits on the way back to seyda neen or go the same way back to seyda neen for mushrooms (that are all available inside the town, so if you're thoroigh enough you can get to ajira holding them already) and then to the pelagiad road for flowers. and with the caius' quests you start with ragged bandits and then you go to fight undead. so basically you're running in circles between two or three already familiar location and fight gradually harder opponents. after that you can't complain that something is confusing or hard.
lmao I knew Vivec to be the land of no return when I started playing at 7, no joke took nearly a decade to figure this game out and I've got a solid month of gameplay on steam, just from ages 12-17.
I'm not really sure if it's the case, but when I first played ESO the spawn was a city either incredibly similar to vivec, or just vivec. Didn't play the game for long
dude.. I dunno if I should say kudos or just face palm as I saw you go through these quests unintuitively. that diamond quest shouldn't have costs you any gold.. you had diamonds already too. the quest doesn't specify how or where to get the diamonds but to just get diamonds. also you missed an opportunity to become leader of the fighter mages and thieves guild all at the same time. basically it's pretty unique to bethesda games and it's like a bit hidden but basically how you do these quests matters. you don't have to be a lemming basically.
Honestly you should ask people to subscribe and get reminders. The views from your Skyrim videos should be what all your videos are I love the content but we need to get you more subscribers. More subscribers= more money and more money= more videos
I know that you're probably using skyrim names so as to make it easier for people who haven't played morrowind to understand, but hearing you call the morag tong assassins "dark brotherhood" is just...
11:26
"Just murdered a guy in there..."
"Let's not make this official, Outlander."
Died
Not Gonna lie, I've been playing Morrowind for about 20 years on and off and I never found half those Quests in Vivec. Or entered every single Canton of Vivec...I just stay the hell away from Vivec in general. Hell I don't even Kill Vivec for the second Wraithguard, I kill him because he made that place intentionally to mess with people.
I've also been playing for 20 years but I find Vivec easy to navigate
@@hundragant
thats because vivec is easy to navigate!
vivec is also not big, what vivec is is confusingly named regading the symmetry of its structure and their representation on the mapcells, but this vanishes once you forget the map and realize:
THE MORE BLESSED
THE MORE SOUTH
you start with northern entrance: foreign quarter
western is hlaalu, eastern is telvanni, fitting the general navigational direction the faction holds power in
then you have "4 central squares", the more blessed, the more south, so the northern 2 of these squares connecting to the entrances are redoran (the missing faction) and arena district.
then we get the 2 saints side by side, st olms and st delyn i believe, both are parallel south to redoran and arena completeing the "4 central squares"
then ministry of truth
and vivec temple
the more blessed, the more south, factions in representative direction of the sky, with redoran being "one step south removed" next to arena because the foreigners take the cake with their isolated nwahquarter in the north
the city makes perfect sense as hopefully you can see
😇
Just read the street signs in daedric, lol. The name of each district is literally written on the wall.
@MarkJones-gt2qd No, no: he has a point.
ive been playing it like 10 years and i still dont know what im doing or why
Mad I discovered you yesterday because I was hoping for years of videos to binge watch.
Make more please.
Same, dude reminds me of SaltyPelican, sarcastic commentary, good stuff very watchable
If you think Vivec City is difficult to navigate for new players, just wait until you see Wolverine Hall.
In my first playthrough, I didn't know anything about the mechanics, I made an argonian knight and tried to walk to Balmora. Took a wrong turn somewhere and somehow ended up so deep in the ashlands I had no idea where I was. Hounded by cliff racers while my weapons and armor broke, until I could do nothing but run and hide in ancestral tombs and smuggler caves.
By the time I got out I was wracked with blight diseases, almost dead, with no usable equipment, but somehow I found my way to Ald-Ruhn. Having not seen a living soul in weeks in game, I practiced speechcraft on the silt strider driver to get the prices low enough so I could go to Balmora and finally, after weeks in game of torture and constantly being killed, I finally made it to Caius Cosades.
I'm terribly saddened that by now I know the game so well I can never get lost again, that experience was one of the best experiences in gaming I ever had.
that unintentional 200IQ move where you go get artifact gauntlets before enemies spawn because you are low level
Sometimes genius shows itself in unique ways
This dude awesome, i need more of this
I would seriously watch a full let’s play of this. I love your style!
One of my favorite games of all time. Redguard is one of the best races for beginners because of longblade bonus and adrenaline rush. Also turn on always use best attack. I've played this for 20 years and still come back every few years. Though it's hard to resist the temptation to break the game almost immediately.
Also always play on 100 difficulty for maximum enjoyment
I recently fired up my heavily modded Morrowind as well and ahhhhhh, the nostalgia. Your reactions are SO funny, please keep going with the TES videos. I need more Pumpkinpoo especially. But your Morrowind series is just God tier bc your editing AND gameplay are top notch. I hope to see your channel grow bc you so deserve it!!
Very enjoyable videos. Great sense of humor.
It'd be great watching you do an actual play-through - of Morrowind, of course. I'll vomit if I see even one more Skyrim video in the recommendations. Oh shit...
But, if it's something that you could realistically have time for, I'm certain that it would be mutually rewarding for you and your viewers. Thought I'd mention it, but I know it's a huge commitment and not everyone has time to dedicate to such an endeavor.
Anyway, cheers!
Favorite detail of both Morrowind vids is you brag about investing into some sick armor, but if you follow up Caius' tip on Blades Trainers in Balmora, each of them gives you a gift, with one of them giving you a steel cuirass and helm. So all your "hard work" is counter-intuitive to an easier route that gives superior armor lol.
Fuck lol
This is amazing, please do more of these.
Your reactions are so genuine and fresh.
I pretty much always pick the mushrooms around Seyda Neen then walk to Balmora, picking flowers on the way. Lets me quickly deal with the entry level Mages Guild quests in Balmora and rank up to Journeyman before Ajira and Galbedir both. With the high disposition from finishing Ajira's questline, I can then buy a mortar and pestle from her and a stock of her cheepest respawning potion ingredients. After that, I mix up shitty potions, sell them to Ajira, and buy more ingredients. Even the shitty beginner potions sell enough for you to buy more ingredients, and the value of your potions goes up as your alchemy improves. Once Ajira runs out of money to buy my potions, I go around town and sell them to various other people. Anyone who buys potions, I can trade my potions to in exchange for their best gear and spells. Anyone else, I can pay with the money from the folks who did accept the potions.
The subdued and sometimes intentionally sloppy wit of these videos is both entertaining and somehow cozy.
That's why they call me the slopster
pro tip do indeed do the mages guild the quests actually get pretty interesting once you get past the being the new guy. Also the Imperial cult is pretty fun especially if you are unfamilair with how Morrowind gives you needed information.
Noted ty
@@Loamy_TV in the beginning after you find the engraved ring of healing and go into the office, there is a key on the shelf behind the guy and it unlocks a building where you can steal a bunch of armor and weapons
Morrowind permadeath? Well, i wish you luck on your masochistic journey.
I remember abandoning the game in Vivec lol, what an awful place to traverse.
That aside, we definitely need more videos, they are very entertaining :3
Your videos are amazing I'm very glad I found you!
Thanks!
Hell yes! The ending made me laugh :D
This is great, pleeease do more Morrowind videos! I know you said you will but I'm just saying that you have the audience 😁 And wow, wandering into a Sixth House base without any knowledge...must be scary!
As someone said, do Mage's Guild, it starts getting interesting with time and you get to get cool stuff.
Both Morrowind vids were hilarious; man!
If you have an enchanted or Daedric weapon you don't need scrolls for ghosts. They count as magical attacks.
6:30 That's such a brilliant laugh, mate.
"Learnding," I say that too, extra props if you got it from Ralph 🤟 Awesome content, especially you're vids on Morrowind but as STRING246 said, I was hoping you had more stuff, please make more. Cheers 👍
So funny, large chunks resemble exactly my experience I had in the past days, even the hurting wrist xD
Killer video! I would personally love to see you head to Sadrith Mora and deal with House Telvanni, clearly the best house. And maybe take some time to learn a little magic. Since Morrowind is at its best when using magic. Either all the way or just dabbling in a spell school or two. Enchanting, Mysticism, and/or Restoration magic are have the most use to main melee character.
He'll yeah a new loamy vid😎👍⚔️
This is hilarious, please continue the series!
Dont worry your not the only one who sold there package without even knowing you needed it i recently told my brother that you needed the package to progress in game and he laught at our stupidity
next video you should get the Ten Pace Boots, they are in Bal Fell, a Daedric ruin on an island east of Vivec.
That may sound scary, but most of it is actually cleared out by friendly npcs already! Except you may find a daedra or two in the chamber with the boots, but it's pretty easy, and they have an incredibly high armor rating.
Two fun gamer facts 1 in seyden neen by the watch tower you used to spy on fargoth is a blasted out stump with an enchanted battle axe and 2 in caldera in the orc manor you can find a nearly complete set of orc armor but it's a medium armor
In that same manor you can find "Creeper," a Scamp with 5000 gold (second most in the game) who will buy expensive weapons and armor off of you for a deal, and will generally pay full price for an item's worth, as long as it doesn't exceed 5000.
Remember how you discovered the up stairs in that first merchants well the potion lady has an up stairs with a diamond...
my easy start for morrowind always goes as follows. Take the tower birthsign and use it to break into the guardhouse in seyda neen to get a full set of decent armour, then head strait to suran once there steel the blade of white woe from the guard tower (upstairs under the bed), then head strait to the smith and murder him (if you get caught just go to jail then return) you now have a ton of valueble gear to sell, a nice house to live in, plenty of decent armour and a really good weapon.
@@seaworth3382 that seems a little to min maxy for me, the goal of the game for me personally isn't to be so powerful i kill everything with ease, i prefer to be mediocre in singe player rpg games it makes it challenge without it being a grind. it's more fun that way. but each to their own.
Watching you struggle is as close as i'll get to re-experiencing the game for myself.
You hit 480k and then released after two weeks. Man, that's gotta hurt. Good luck! I really like your channel and hope you get lucky like that again! (Well, I say luck. You produced quality content. It's just a matter of luck whether youtube shows it to anyone.)
Redguard:
Altmer: THERE'S NO ESCAAAPE!
Tip for next video on Morrowind: Join the Imperial Legion. They gotta some funny quest and good rewards.
Have been binging your videos after being introduced to Pumpkinpoo.
I started in Skyrim, then Eso, then oblivion then morrowind and finally daggerfall. I gotta say I love both Morrowind and Daggerfall the absolute most. But if I had to pick one out of both of them it’s easily Morrowind. Morrowind became my most favorite elder scrolls game when I first played it on my Xbox one s
Go check out a little island with a ruin called Ald Daedroth. It's in the north east of the map
BIG $$$ plan for morrowind:
-Join mage guild
-Do like 3 quests for the cat lady up to the fake soul gem quest
-steal the snotty enchanters soul gems from up stairs on top of planting the fake one
-Bippy boppity your way to the Caldera mage guild.
- find the manor filled with orks and talk to the Scamp Merchant.
-profit
(Also if you rest in town it automatically acivates the wait function instead, and every 24hrs merchant gold becomes max again)
Aurane is the best apothecary in Vivec tbh
Bro accidentally found the Fists of Randagulf Wtf lol.
He didn't steal the Limeware platter.
God damn it
Yeah. I have heard bad things about Vivec. Caldera is cool though.
Holy moly! That’s a fresh belt hombre!
SHEEEEESH
Just found your channel, love the videos. Drop more videos
>not including the footage of you trying the scrolls of icarian flight
m8
this is hillarious how easy morrowind is on a close second attempt, you're even hitting almost every hit. you can find places, in fact as others mention you find more than many of the og players. so what this all proves is the game isn't inherently wrong, hard to beat or hard to follow, it's only a matter of the player's openness, curiosity and common sense. you pay attention, as per sellus gravious' instruction, and the game pays you back ten fold.
ps: as for the balmora quests they are kind of easy, but that is by design to carefully guide new players through difficulties of life. you start at seyda neen, fight some crabs, go to balmora through pelagiad route, fight some rats and quama foragers, then with the main quest you literally go through all three basic major guilds - thieves guild in the south wall and then fighters guild for halfass guy and mages guild for the orc. and if you join some of them you either run around balmora to familiarize yourself with her or fight rat/rats and then basic bandits on the way back to seyda neen or go the same way back to seyda neen for mushrooms (that are all available inside the town, so if you're thoroigh enough you can get to ajira holding them already) and then to the pelagiad road for flowers. and with the caius' quests you start with ragged bandits and then you go to fight undead. so basically you're running in circles between two or three already familiar location and fight gradually harder opponents. after that you can't complain that something is confusing or hard.
lmao I knew Vivec to be the land of no return when I started playing at 7, no joke took nearly a decade to figure this game out and I've got a solid month of gameplay on steam, just from ages 12-17.
ngl, that's a REALLY nice belt.
I'm not really sure if it's the case, but when I first played ESO the spawn was a city either incredibly similar to vivec, or just vivec. Didn't play the game for long
ESO has same towns that morrowind has
however its different timeline so there are differences
“I’m lost and terrified” me the whole time I play ESO
I play permadeath Morrowind, too. It takes a certain type of maniac.
Especially if you suck as much as I do lmao
I subscribed to see what happens next 🎉
W videos Loamy
Aurane is the best apothecary in Vivec
I never knew that you can find the murdered ordinators during the quest 😮😮😮
I can't believe you just randomly found Ilunibi lmao
But what about the limeware platter?
And the battleaxe in the tree?
Hey the fiend katana will work on ghosts
What about a full playthrough ? Morrowind is a genuinely fantastic experience, rough around the edges but fantastic nonetheless
Ready for episode 2
Yeah no I agree vivec is literally the worst at first I remember thinking who other than Satan would design this
Please, keep playing this
2:52
You’re not stupid. Morrowind just makes you have an unga-bunga brain sometimes.
we need new content please i’m dying without u
Fun to see morrowind
dude.. I dunno if I should say kudos or just face palm as I saw you go through these quests unintuitively. that diamond quest shouldn't have costs you any gold.. you had diamonds already too. the quest doesn't specify how or where to get the diamonds but to just get diamonds.
also you missed an opportunity to become leader of the fighter mages and thieves guild all at the same time. basically it's pretty unique to bethesda games and it's like a bit hidden but basically how you do these quests matters. you don't have to be a lemming basically.
Dude the diamond quest was not my brightest moment
Id love more Morrowind content; but I guess the views on the newer videos speak for themselves 😔
Honestly you should ask people to subscribe and get reminders. The views from your Skyrim videos should be what all your videos are I love the content but we need to get you more subscribers. More subscribers= more money and more money= more videos
I know that you're probably using skyrim names so as to make it easier for people who haven't played morrowind to understand, but hearing you call the morag tong assassins "dark brotherhood" is just...
cool vid
Why’d you get so scared in the cave lmao.
More. Now!
Please do ESO
Fart noises🫨 🤧🤢🤮
I tried Morrowind. I didn't like it
try again when you are older