Reaction to George Washington vs William Wallace. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Reaction to George Washington vs William Wallace. Epic Rap Battles of History
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The "stroke" boat guy is underrated.
Lol facts
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@@thomasriach6987 under rated
Ahahaha!!! So true.... Not even mentioned on most reactions...
Dude, yes, absolutely. Good on ya for putting some respect on him.
No, the soldiers who crossed the Delaware river with Washington didn't drown. The attack was a success. Saying that a man's "soldiers can't swim" is another way of saying that he's sterile.
I first watched this battle 10 years ago and I’m just now getting that
Many won't, but let's face fact's. Wallace deserves the most Savage Bar's award. Washington came out strong with the diss's, but Wallace combined the diss with his bars to dominate.
And THAT my friends is how you're supposed to battle rap!
Scotland actually came up with golf to, so extra points for the caddy bar!
4:44 i just now understood that reference, "soldiers can't swim". meaning he couldn't _perform_ in the bedroom with Martha. 🤣 (got it before you could even research it.)
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Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong has one of the sickest verses from ERB imo
A tour guide in Normandy told me that the difference between the US and Europe is that in the US, 100 miles isn't far and in Europe 100 years isn't old.
'Shut up and turn it up' is my new favorite phrase now.
Flow wise, George is right up there with Jack and Poe.
"soldiers can't swim" is talking about george's sperm which is why its right after talking about him being childless
I said shooting blanks which means the same thing roughly.
@@whatitdodave true, you did. i was just making sure others knew as i know i didnt catch it the first dozen times i listened =)
@Su113y There are several videos about that. No biological children, but he had step children through his wife and a few adopted children.
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George Washington's family was of scottish descent, making Wallace's last line have that much more oomph
braveheart is incredibly inaccurate, scots did not wear kilts until several hundred years later. Ik this because I'm scottish
I was going to point this out too.
Related to the vid (but not your comment) the "soldiers couldn't swim" bar was likely a double because of the famous painting of Washington and his soldiers crossing in boats.
Awesome breakdown. Also, Geoff Castellucci just dropped House of the Rising Sun.
I love watching your videos after a hard day at work. I keep coming back to these every few weeks
Once you complete ERB, if you still want even more battle rap(Though a bit different) I highly suggest checking out Freshy Kanal
They do a variety of battle raps such as sonic vs the flash, Little Mac vs. Big Mac, Coralie vs Alice in Wonderland, and etc.
Personally I think they've gotten even better then ERB lately(Though ERB is still amazing, it's just more my taste)
Dan Bull vs Stupendium also had a few good rap battle
The British not wanting George bar was because George was actually a turncoat, he was a ranked officer in the British army leading the red coats but once he saw how the colonialists reacted to the British (re-occupation) and their unwavering dedication to being free from the Kings rule he desided to join the fight against the British army and help to establish America as its own independent country
"It's funny cuz it's true..."
ahaha right you are!!!!
One of the best battles ever, certainly one of my top 3
I wanted to vote for George Washington as a proud American, but William Wallace just had the better lines and delivery.
I wanna support my george, but Williams lines are convincing
Washington crossing the Delaware was referenced in the
"Stroke! Roll up in a boat
Stroke! Sleeping cut your throat
Stroke! Watch the blood flow
Now who's got that red coat?"
Hey, for real, you should check out Diss Raps For Hire next. Made by EpicLloyd - one of the ERB guys.
Hung drawn and quartered, they hung him, gutted him and separated his body into quarters after cutting his “bits” off. They buried them in different areas of the UK, His head was spiked on London Bridge, and the four quarters of his mutilated body displayed in Newcastle (My hometown), Berwick, Perth and Stirling. Absolutely brutal.
this last verse of Wallance is one my all time fav. glad to see you like it
Man been dropping these rapid fire 😆 dont over work/ burn your self out man
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I loved this rap, but I do want to say this on behalf of history; Washington wasn't really the slave owner that people paint him out to be. He was a supporter of the Gradual Abolition Act of 1780 (yes, people have been fighting for that long to end slavery in America) and before his death, one of his final acts was to officially declare freedom for the slaves in his household.
And to answer your question regarding crossing the Delaware, I'm not sure if it was a matter of not swimming. It was Christmas when Washington crossed the Delaware up in Pennsylvania, which means it was in the thick of winter. Nobody wants to swim in freezing cold water in the water. Washington was also carrying field cannons to attack Trenton, and those had to be transported by boat. Soldiers also had to be careful crossing rivers because if the gunpowder in their horns or muskets got wet, it'd be useless.
A rather interesting battle is one between the chefs, Gordon Ramsey Vs Julia Childs.
I recommend joker vs pennywise. Super epic and cut throat
What it do Dave? I love your channel. Don't always comment. But if you want one of their most earliest ERBs the Captain Kirk vs. Columbus. Is bad but the first line is the best.
William Wallace was tortured to death. Emasculated (genitals removed entirely), eviscerated (guts opened & pulled out), drawn & quartered (limbs tied to 4 horses, lines pulled tight, then made to run, ripping them off the body), & finally beheaded before he could bleed out.
Dude was cursing the King with every last breath he had.
Also, while commonly believed that George Washington had wooden or sheep's teeth, & may have had those at points, they were temporary. His teeth that he is usually pictured with were slaves' that had been removed & made into dentures.
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The battle of Trenton was a Christmas Eve surprise attack. Washington correctly assumed, not really though, he knew; through his network of spies, which was extensive that the Hessians were held up at Trenton. Because, this is no joke, their commander had gotten thirsty. Not this kind of thirsty 💧 the other kind. To my knowledge it wasn’t a rough crossing, and I don’t even know if any soldiers that drowned. What was more likely is they may have gotten wet and died of hypothermia however even those losses were not significant enough to have been reported in Washington’s journal. Washington’s attack was a success and after the arrival of a Prussian sent by Ben Franklin The army emerged out of Valley Forge Inn fucking forced to be reckoned with. You’ve got to think before Prussian officer arrived to give Washington’s soldiers a proper military training; they were just farmhands, peasants, commoners, tradesmen with no military training whatsoever, and there were zero military academies here. So leaders effective leaders were in short supply and Washington wasn’t the best of them and neither was Gates. That’s partially why Washington was the leader. Washington had one great characteristic when it comes to leading mean he had an extraordinary ability to listen to advice and take it when it was better than the idea he proposed and he did this a lot. The crossing at the Delaware wasn’t even his plan it was a junior officers. (I think it was Hamilton’s idea but I might be wrong about that) These your soldiers can’t swim is probably reference to a colloquial term used for sperm swimming and them being referred to as soldiers. Furthermore the line claiming that Washington will start more Scotts than Hadrian’s Wall is miss nomenclature. Technically there won’t even be Scott’s in the area of Scotland for 1k more years. Also there were actually two walls Hadrian’s Wall and then another wall that was built further north however this second wall known as the Antonine Wall was harder to construct and maintain in a hostile territory. Which northern Britain definitely was. Consequently this wall was abandoned in favor of the much more sturdy and garrisoned southern wall built by under Hadrian.
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Washington and his men crossed the Delaware in the middle of the night, on Christmas mind you, and cut the throats of all the sleeping soldiers. Yeah, it was a huge success. He barred about it in his first round and yeah it was a blood bath. So the line about him crossing the Delaware but his soldiers not being able to swim was a very clever jab at his inadequacies at being a man, despite him being a brilliant and ruthless tactician with balls of steel.
One of the most fun bars ever indeed. He was no father because his soldiers couldn't swim. 😂😂😂
When he met Martha she had lost all but two of her children and he adopted them as his own and the son died suddenly while he was engaged to be married leaving Martha's daughter the only surviving child of hers left.
Yo. Shakespeare Vs. Dr. Seuss.
You don't. Even. Know.
The movie "Braveheart" is so historically inaccurate the title isn't referring the right person with that nickname.
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crossing the delaware and the ''your soldiers can't swim'' is indeed a double if not a tripple meaning if i remember correct when Washingston and his soldiers crossed the delaware which was filled with large chonks of ice which not only blocked boats access to the coast but some of the boats got stuck in the ice or even capsized and many of the soldiers back then could not swim and with the ice cold water, the soldiers quickly found themselves sinking to the ice cold bottom due to no swimming skills and because of their cloths made them extra heavy. But yes he did win that battle, but generally Washingtons career as a general and leader in the military was not that impressive, he won some battles but most of them was when he was leading a surprise attack against unprepared enemies, in his first ''real'' major battle on an open field he was easily and brutally defeated, which also showed a sign that Washington was not that great a leader or general, and mostly had success when he was leading ambushes and not open battlefields.
I think he was referring to his sperm soldiers can't swim.
That’s why I said shooting blanks.
That was a funny one.
I got 1st this time
Its funny, erb has a rep for making all the us presidents gangster like. Lincoln wears a chrome grille, Theodore Roosevelt didn't even need anything to be manly, Donald and Obama didn't really have that but they were good in battles anyways.
I suggest stevie wonder vs wonder woman
At the time Washington crossed the Delaware river it had large chunks of ice in it. The little ice age was still going on. It would have induced fatal hypothermia to have tried to swim across the river.
Washington had a nearly fatal case of mumps in his mid teens. He was probably sterile.
Although Washington publicly stated slavery was bad, had to go, and black folks had to have full citizenship, he was known to be a "bad" slave owner by the standards of the time. He speculated that both Native Americans and African Americans would sit in congress and even be president in the future. But he was a slave owner. Note: Although he wanted to free the slaves of his plantation in his will, as they weren't owned by him (they were owned by the estate of Martha's first husband) so he could only ask that they be freed.
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Also if you continue to do princess erb maleficent vs Daenerys would be an excellent choice as would Mrs clause vs Mary poppins
Ok thank you cause apprently I’m choosing the wrong ones 😂
@@whatitdodave Mrs. Claus versus Mary Poppins is the best in my opinion. Mrs. Claus is the best rapper of the PRB, she's the Queen (of hearts). Though I do have to admit Bert really does bring the battle down, his impression of Dick Van Dyke's accent is worse than the original and that's saying something.
Snow White vs Elsa was viscous
soldiers cant swim bar is just a single, just meaning shooting blanks
Please react to Jay Weinberg playing Unsainted by slipknot (live)
Yo do Tesla v. Edison that’s got some fucked up history in it. Thanks.
Gotta do mr t vs mr rogers
Not many people notice the "Free Willy" line in the beginning. If you know, you know. :)
Just fyi: 'Alba gu bràth' means 'Scotland forever'.
Bk in those days some of his soldiers drowned swimming wasint practical in those days
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If you want to watch a savage erb go for Marilyn Monroe vs Cleopatra!!
This ERB episode is about the first U.S. president vs a Scottish warrior
Both fought for independence from the king of England. Washington was successful, Wallace was not
william shakespear vs dr suess
or mlk vs ghandi
I give it to George Washington as a whole, but William Wallace's entrance was epic.
cross the delaware but your soldiers cant swim
double double double bar
Washington was a general during the Revolutionary War
The 2nd quarter final of the KBB is out. ❤
yeah those weren't "sheep" teeth, but yeah...easier version of history to stomach
not sheep teeth those were the teeth of his slaves
Nah, only 9 of them (we know he paid for at least that many), in one of his sets of dentures (he had at least 4 sets). Some of the teeth in that set of dentures were his own, which he had kept after they were pulled. Plus, he _paid_ for the teeth (not like the slaves would've really been able to say "no"). It doesn't make it more excusable; I'm only saying he didn't just walk up and yank them out of the slaves' mouths. Selling teeth was common among the poor back then, for implants or dentures by those who could afford them. But yes, some of his dentures _did_ use sheep's teeth (and cow and horse teeth).
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I will get to freshly kanal eventually. I’ve known about him for a while now. It’s definitely on the list!
Free from Europe
He said his soldiers couldn't swim because he didn't have children...
That’s why I said shooting blanks In The video.
If you react to music on this channel can you please react to Jay Weinberg playing Unsainted by slipknot (live)
They cut his wives throat in braveheart. I suggest no one watch it. I angered me to break my tv @whatitdodave over a year ago. Cause they cut people's throats like that in the movies This Day maaaaan 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I see that UA-cam's filters caught my comment and deleted it. What I was going to say is... yes, they did, because that is what happened to her in real life. They didn't make that up for the movies, it actually happened. At least she got a _quick_ death, compared to drawing and quartering. (To be fair, they usually make sure you're unconscious and then decapitate you before the gruesome stuff happens. _Usually._ )
stop telling us to hold on you're the one making the video
Hold on tho.
There are some very nasty lines here.
"Soldiers can't swim " refers to Washington's infertility, as in his sperm didn't swim.
Thats why I said shorting blanks. Why is everyone missing this?
soldiers cant swim.....is a semen thing
i always thought Washington had wooden teeth, not sheep teeth.
Sheep teeth, Ivory teeth, and slaves teeth but not wood teeth
Sadly, the "wooden teeth" is a myth. Some of his dentures appeared wooden at a distance after they stained (ivory stains really easily), but during his lifetime he employed dentures made of different materials. Sheep, cow and horse teeth, ivory (possibly hippopotamus or elephant), lead-tin alloy, copper alloy (possibly brass), and silver alloy, to name a few. And, yes, human teeth... including some slave's teeth (which he paid for, btw) and a few of his own teeth that he saved after being pulled. He was actually very conscientious about his dental care, but lost his first tooth at 24 and only had one tooth left by the time he took office. It's likely that his teeth were damaged by the use of a mineral called calomel to treat smallpox (calomel can be used as a laxative and a disinfectant, and was used to treat smallpox and yellow fever. The problem? Repeated use caused teeth and hair to fall out.)
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Moose knuckle.
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Just so you know 'Drawn and quartered' doesn't mean beheading. It means they tied a rope to your arms and legs and had horses pull you apart.
Yahhhh George washed him 2/3 rounds weakly
So ignorant...
Most of Wallace's bars are actually garbage. I'm you're daddy? What, is he a 5th grader? It doesn't have any context whatsoever, it's a meaningless schoolyard insult. Might as well tell him "I'm rubber and you're glue." Everything Washington said had meaning, Wallace was 50% generic garbage. It wasn't even close, Washington savaged Wallace.
I agree. I've always wanted to put words to why I think Wallace lost that would make sense to others and now I've found them.
It's a play on the term "Founding Father", which is what George Washington and a handful of others are called. It had plenty of context.
Don't think for a second that Wallace didn't have slaves. He was nobility from the 13th century. Of course he had slaves. And unlike Washington, Wallace never tried to end slavery in his country.
George won. Wallace just repeated the same thing
Completely agree here.
most of wallace's lines were either incorrect or just conjecture. "Even the british didnt want him" is exceptionally misleading. he was given the rank of "Colonel of the Virginia Regiment and Commander in Chief of all forces now raised in the defense of His Majesty's Colony". Despite being unable to become an official redcoat due to him being a "Colonial" which wasnt a specific stab at him, but against policy.
The next big line being "Whipped all of those out of slave black folks" which again, is incorrect. While washington owned 123 slaves, only 26 of them were black. The rest were of 'white' descent and almost never whipped, one of the black slaves even indicating that they hadnt been wipped in over 14 years.
The rest of the jokes were just 'fight me bro' or dick-jokes.
This was a very one-sided battle and not in the way this reactor thinks it is lol.