ELDEN RING: When a small army still isn't enough to win

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  • @Frostweather
    @Frostweather Місяць тому +421

    Cath's "are you summoning a cat?" in response to Jake's "PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS!!" is peak sense of humor a human can achieve

    • @mephilesthelight4644
      @mephilesthelight4644 Місяць тому +4

      No he’s summoning dogs!!

    • @patricfriberg2678
      @patricfriberg2678 Місяць тому +8

      i think the macho macho man after jake confidently states he is a macho-ist (multiple times even) is of at least the same level, if not an even higher level.

    • @Kitteh.B
      @Kitteh.B Місяць тому

      That was a legitimately brilliant line, i loved it!

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 Місяць тому +241

    Jonk: "Holy shit we actually made it to phase two."
    Boss: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!"

    • @shaandutta3541
      @shaandutta3541 Місяць тому +10

      KAAAAAA----MEEE---HAAA---MEEE

    • @dustinadolfelisan9846
      @dustinadolfelisan9846 Місяць тому +5

      Haven't heard these 2 memes for a *LLLOOOONNNGGG.....* While

    • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
      @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 Місяць тому +3

      @@dustinadolfelisan9846 I'm pleasantly surprised by how many likes this dumb joke got. The lazer meme had already been around for about a decade when I first learned of it, so wasn't sure how many would get it (or enjoy it) when the joke is pushing close to two decades now 😆.

  • @vulcanviduus252
    @vulcanviduus252 Місяць тому +110

    Gabby immediately dying laughing at "macho-ist" was hilarious

  • @queegUK
    @queegUK 2 місяці тому +156

    Cath's Kiwi impression sounds like bogan gollum 😂

  • @C_621_9
    @C_621_9 Місяць тому +53

    It was nice to get more Cath screentime in this one, her best moments are absolute gold

    • @tacothecat1604
      @tacothecat1604 Місяць тому +6

      You could tell she was feeling good this stream! She’s so funny

  • @the_linguist_ll
    @the_linguist_ll 2 місяці тому +301

    Centaurs wouldn’t be insects because having six legs is not what makes insects insects, they’re insects because they come from a common ancestor which had six legs. There are also hexapods which have six legs and are not all insects

    • @malucoblz588
      @malucoblz588 Місяць тому +66

      Precious Insect Club?

    • @the_linguist_ll
      @the_linguist_ll Місяць тому +33

      @@malucoblz588 Walked into that one lol

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 Місяць тому +3

      Also they lay eggs the insects do

    • @Erik_Ice_Fang
      @Erik_Ice_Fang Місяць тому +3

      Centaurs are also not arthropods

    • @jonong3836
      @jonong3836 Місяць тому +1

      I am curious, what defines an arachnid? I assume it’s based on their leg numbers (8)?

  • @astephens3600
    @astephens3600 Місяць тому +125

    2:37 😂😂😂 No one expects the b%#$% in the bush.

  • @uovoallacoqu
    @uovoallacoqu Місяць тому +20

    "No one expects the b***h in the bush!" might be the funniest thing Cath has ever said xD (the intonation was perfect)

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 Місяць тому +35

    1:38 Nick came in like a wreeeeeecking ball!

  • @robang1217
    @robang1217 Місяць тому +8

    4:10 jake: "holly sh.t we made it to phase two!"
    Enemy: "sorry my fault, let me fix it" 😂

  • @renlal9888
    @renlal9888 Місяць тому +35

    The amount of friendly fire is astounding

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG Місяць тому +20

    0:17 Cath perception check passed, Nick perception check failed, Jonk perception check failed

    • @bones8619
      @bones8619 Місяць тому +3

      They rolled Nat 1s

  • @robertlyle6621
    @robertlyle6621 2 місяці тому +88

    Pretty sure this comment got lost from the live video, but I saved it, so, here y'all go:
    Centaur anatomy would be, you have the human-esque head, perhaps a slight bit bigger than a human head due to the overall size difference. Two ribcages, one upper, one lower, with the upper ('human' half) lungs being the 'speaking' and idle breathing lungs, while the lower ('horse' half) lungs are connected by a second, thicker set of bronchi, protected by a hip-like structure joining the two torsos, and are primarily used during running or other high periods of activity, otherwise only inhaling/exhaling every few 'upper' breaths.
    The 'upper' torso would be a little shorter than a human torso, because many of the internal organs are in the 'lower' body and the remainder would be larger to fill the space otherwise taken up by intestines and such; fortunately, the digestive system wouldn't have to be quite so complicated due to centaurs being able to have more varied and nutritionally dense meals than ruminant feeders. Still probably six square meals a day plus snacks, but hey, there's a lot of centaur to feed. They also wouldn't be as prone to a lot of the intestinal issues horses have, though I imagine food poisoning would still be hell on both ends.
    As for the undercarriage, they wouldn't have front-diccs for the same reasons pointed out in stream. Plus, it's just goddamn weird. Waste and reproduction would all be on the 'lower' torso, back half, and if they're not equine-esque and proportionally sized, they'd be pretty close. Bad news for the plain and prudish, good news for the xenophiles, furries, and monster-lovers. They pass the Harkness Test, so it's just a matter of taste... Moving swiftly alooong!
    For reproduction, due to not having the evolutionary tug-of-war between 'small hips for supporting bipedal locomotion' and 'large hips for ease of childbirth' centaurs would probably have a 12-13 month gestation time and newborns would be equivalent, upper-half-wise, to a two year old. Not exactly capable of much yet, but doesn't have the 'wouldn't a centaur baby just be flopping around while the horse half is running' problem. It'd also mean they could start eating solid food pretty quickly, so you'd skip most of the breastfeeding (because can you imagine the back problems of big breasts when you have TWO backs?).
    No, I haven't thought about all of this entirely too much while writing centaurs, you've thought about this entirely too much, shush.
    Anyway.
    All this is, of course, pure speculation and fantasy. If we ever did find or create a real centaur, I imagine there'd be a lot of studies on how their anatomy works, to say nothing of the novelty and media sensation of an entirely different species.
    In short, they'd be the centaur of attention.

    • @filipwolffs
      @filipwolffs Місяць тому +22

      You wrote all of that just for the pun at the end, didn't you.

    • @the_solomon_sage8431
      @the_solomon_sage8431 Місяць тому +7

      adding on to this:
      Centaur women would NOT have 'human' breasts, they'd have 'horse' udders. they'd also lack 'human' nipples.
      (using quotes there because even tho we refer to the two halves of the centaur as different species, a centaur is technically neither man nor horse; it's just a centaur.)
      The reason for the 'horse' udders rather than 'human' breasts is the weight distribution. a centaur's front legs are already supporting a lot more than a horse's front legs would, and are likely also larger than a horse's to compensate. the upper torso will still have to compensate, having a thin and smaller appearance compared to humans and likely less coordination with their arms. whatever curves you see on their chest would be muscle mass.
      Also, the drag caused by the upper torso means Centaurs can't run as fast or as far as horses, and the need to stay warm means the centaur's gonna have a pelt all across their upper torso, so no bare skin on the 'human' parts besides their hands; they're gonna be fully furry and look more like a satyr with the butt-half of a horse costume attached.
      Going back to the weirdness of the legs, i don't think Centaurs would use bows like we traditionally thing from myths. the spot where the upper torso meets the horse neck base needs to be very stable because of the intestinal tract, lungs, blood vessels, and spine, so a Centaur can't twist their upper torso like a human could. this means they can't really shoot "forward" when using a bow, and will always need to shoot perpendicular from their body. also, having a smaller and weaker frame means they can't use nearly as powerful bows that humans could. because of this, i subscribe to the belief that centaurs would instead use polearms in a jousting fashion, or use crossbows, which they'd be able to shoot "forward".
      long story short, 'real' centaurs wouldn't look nearly as much like either a human or horse as we think, and would be worse at traditional actions of each race by comparison (not as good with their arms as humans, not as fast as horses).

    • @robertlyle6621
      @robertlyle6621 Місяць тому +10

      @@filipwolffs No, but I wasn't going to write all of that and NOT have a pun at the end.

    • @spencersullivan4447
      @spencersullivan4447 Місяць тому +6

      You sir have a beautifully deranged mind I applaud you

    • @robertlyle6621
      @robertlyle6621 Місяць тому +7

      @@the_solomon_sage8431 Some fair points. I suppose the overall form depends on whether centaurs are a naturally evolving species or if they were created in a mythological fashion. The latter would lend itself to more human/horse characteristics, where a more natural origin would tend more towards your vision.
      How hairy they are on the upper half would likely depend on the region's climate. Mediterranean climes like Greece tend towards mild winters and hot summers. Tool-making-tool-makers having ready access to clothing, too, so they might just have humanesque body hair. Their bodies would already be quite resource-intensive so even a hair of an advantage (pun fully intended, because I'm not a coward) would work in their favor.
      As for bows, I could see archers still happening as a sort of flanking/circling force, particularly for "Parthian shot" hit-while-running combat. Perhaps some sort of atlatl or javelin as well.

  • @MattMerica76
    @MattMerica76 Місяць тому +10

    1:59 I could feel the genuine anger in that one!

  • @noirangel6416
    @noirangel6416 Місяць тому +52

    Therapist: What seems to be the problem.
    Me: I think im a macho-ist.
    Therapist: A wha?

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Місяць тому +4

      **Gabby **-wheezing-** **_dying_** in the distance**

  • @JustADogLover396
    @JustADogLover396 Місяць тому +5

    Whoever edited the titles in this episode did a banging job. Holy shit, the tracking while people are rolling around and shit? Crazy man, good jobm

  • @Connor_Top_Lad
    @Connor_Top_Lad Місяць тому +12

    Nobody expects Cath to make a spanish inquisition refrence

  • @midnightmatter2028
    @midnightmatter2028 2 місяці тому +48

    Fun Nerd Facts:
    (Slight Spoilers of Elden Bling)
    The dumbness of the names is actually to help you figure out who's related to who in da story:
    Marika - Morgott, Mogh, Miquella, Malenia, Messmer, Melina
    Godfrey - Godwyn, Godrick, Godfroy
    Radagon - Renalla, Ranni, Rykard, Radahn

    • @Kaghtaviy
      @Kaghtaviy Місяць тому +14

      It's less to help you figure out who's relate to who and more because George R.R. Martin worked on the game's lore.

    • @midnightmatter2028
      @midnightmatter2028 Місяць тому +4

      @Kaghtaviy
      Also that, yes.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Місяць тому +1

      On the one hand that makes sense, but on the other every time I have to work out whether Melina's name is Melina, Marika or Malenia when I'm talking about her I wonder if the naming scheme is even worth it

  • @dquinnster47
    @dquinnster47 Місяць тому +10

    No jokes to be made; just wanted to thank you guys for making me laugh after a rather heartbreaking week. Love you guys.

  • @flox.paradox
    @flox.paradox Місяць тому +6

    2:42
    That's it. I'm putting this on a T-shirt.

  • @Peter_nzl97
    @Peter_nzl97 Місяць тому +2

    2:42 - that needs to be on a shirt! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES Місяць тому +3

    ‘We actually made it to phase 2!’ :D
    I’M FIRING MAH LASER! BLAAAAAUUURRG!
    D:

  • @lordoftdarkness
    @lordoftdarkness Місяць тому +7

    6:16 Nick living in the upper class as usual 😂

  • @aronlund.
    @aronlund. Місяць тому +10

    Cath was especially funny in this one!

  • @phantomthetraveler334
    @phantomthetraveler334 Місяць тому +1

    09:37 Gabby's face just makes it so that with Renalla's hat, her head is just a crescent moon

  • @sebastiang3886
    @sebastiang3886 Місяць тому +2

    That heheh absolutely broke me hahaha

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 Місяць тому +6

    Gabby’s character looks like a mix of Walter from the Muppets and Scrooge from Disney’s A Christmas Carol.

  • @kiyokoryusaki6043
    @kiyokoryusaki6043 Місяць тому +10

    0:00 Nick’s unintentional death sound
    0:16 The true boss was the deep water all along
    0:26 Crucified screams
    0:48 Failed attempt at killing Jonk because of stairs
    0:56 For WPE to kill 1 basic enemy, 4 people and a small army will barely suffice
    1:14 Really Cath???
    1:26 Jonk’s piss cat summoning spell
    1:35 A boulder-rific welcome
    1:47 Not even surprised at this, but even it was demonstrated that they would still hit each other even standing still
    2:04 I think he meant spelling but WPE doesnt have a good sense of that right?
    2:15 Potter
    2:37 The bitch in the bush
    2:48 The moral high ground
    3:08 DJ Caelid
    3:19 Jonk the legally obligated macho-ist
    4:06 IM FIRING MY LASER
    4:14 WPE friendly fire, coupled with Gabby’s bad decision making
    4:47 Moist ASMR
    5:00 Immature idiots (Sarchophagi)
    5:25 Jonk and Gabby’s relationship in a nutshell
    6:11 Starting of the stream with a glitch!
    6:36 Classic Jonk f*** up
    7:00 WPE trying to remember Miranda
    7:20 Cath’s Kiwi
    8:05 Cath’s hat
    8:17 Centaur anatomy
    9:03 Cath the tour guide
    9:20 Caurth
    9:34 Oh now Gabby is wearing the hat and she is hideous even without it

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking Місяць тому +4

    Gabby's character absolutely looks like someone who would have a Fucking Hat.

  • @epicrainbow
    @epicrainbow Місяць тому +6

    2:08 wait til they find out about gravity sorceries
    edit of course chat told em lol

  • @tcfiddle1
    @tcfiddle1 Місяць тому +3

    6:57 patrick star is that you?

  • @codyb5772
    @codyb5772 Місяць тому +1

    Honestly these make my day after work

  • @BEETLEDJUICE
    @BEETLEDJUICE Місяць тому +3

    Like a box of magnets we'll all *bzzzzzrrrrrrrrpppp* 😂

  • @TheDisquietingNight
    @TheDisquietingNight Місяць тому +1

    So many T-Shirt worthy quotes in this episode

  • @blackblade99009
    @blackblade99009 Місяць тому +2

    fun fact, centaurs are not in fact insects as they lack exoskeletons and open circulatory systems. also either centaurs have two sets of lungs or one set that works over time to supply oxygen to the entire body.

  • @please-wake-up-now
    @please-wake-up-now Місяць тому

    Lol watching you guys tackle the boss is like a comedy show! 😂 The fails are relatable, I’ve been there too. Always love how you guys keep it lighthearted even when things go south. Also, shoutout to whoever made that kiwi impression, that was hilarious! 🍏🎮

  • @hayatojin2886
    @hayatojin2886 Місяць тому

    Just found these guys yesterday and have binged so much :0
    Wish i had found them sooner.

  • @tronlegacy2664
    @tronlegacy2664 22 дні тому +1

    1:37 Nick reminds me of Whis from DBZ when he laughs

  • @agrithdragonflame3775
    @agrithdragonflame3775 Місяць тому +14

    I mean... I've got to. Sorry, Nick.
    Well, Ahkually! Magic is a damage type in Elden Ring. While Rennala is highly resistant to magic damage, not all spells (sorceries and incantations) do magic damage. Even if you only use sorceries, there are options that don't do magic damage. In other words, Jake is right.
    Yes, I know they cover this a few minutes later on. But I had to.

  • @DomainofInsanityA113
    @DomainofInsanityA113 Місяць тому

    "Oh hey! We finally made it to Phase Tw-"
    *Fires Death Star*

  • @Hypnobard6115
    @Hypnobard6115 Місяць тому +4

    3:39 macho-ist should be a term for people who enjoy dating people who are macho men

  • @FlautistKloa
    @FlautistKloa Місяць тому +4

    Not only would you have to consider the rib cages of a centaur, you also have to consider the spine situation. Because they would have a human spine and a horse spine. Which would either be having an 'L' shaped spine that attaches at the hip region for a human, OR, having an 'L' shaped spine that merges the neck bones of a horse with the hip/tailbones of a human. And honestly, I can't tell which would be worse, health wise.
    Also, how does a centaur sleep? Horses either sleep standing or flopped down. Humans sleep laying down. You figure out the math on that one. Cuz either the horse part stands while the human part goes totally limp, or the whole thing goes down which risks the poor thing casting itself. Casting btw, is when a horse/sheep manages to lay down in such a way that they have no leverage under their hooves/legs to get back up.

    • @AuroDHikoshi
      @AuroDHikoshi Місяць тому

      Human down to the pelvis,then the horse part starts... so which one has the heart and lungs? And the miles and miles of digestive bits?

    • @synthetic240
      @synthetic240 Місяць тому +1

      Honestly, an IRL centaur would have very little anatomy in common with either. Considering the human torso wouldn't need to contain the heart, lungs, or digestive organs it would really only consist of: Skull with brain and sensory organs, a (very long) spine, shoulders for the arms, a long esophagus, and lots of muscles.
      The human torso would be more like a long neck with arms. And without the need for ribs, the arms could have larger shoulder connections to get even more leverage. It would be very muscular but wouldn't look anything like a human torso.

    • @AuroDHikoshi
      @AuroDHikoshi Місяць тому

      @@synthetic240 although would the bones need to be thicker to withstand more so it's not a weak link?

  • @humanityfallen9219
    @humanityfallen9219 Місяць тому +5

    Jonk is our favorite idiot indeed😌

  • @AB.I.S
    @AB.I.S 12 годин тому

    4:31
    He really just drank a crimson cerulean with full health and zero MP.

  • @italicdonetta2001
    @italicdonetta2001 Місяць тому +1

    Hey, WPE, I gotta say thank you. I have had some rough times lately, including a divorce, and your videos keep me entertained without measure. I thank you for the laughs and the comradery you provide. Amazing content, as always. I look forward to more

  • @bfgbud2036
    @bfgbud2036 Місяць тому +6

    Caths quote of the bush needs to be on shirt just saying

  • @leprechaun1492
    @leprechaun1492 Місяць тому

    "We can do spells that aren't magic." I cast GUN!

  • @maxtravers1314
    @maxtravers1314 Місяць тому

    2:41 Cath is steadily becoming my favorite member of WPE 😂

  • @sopix7761
    @sopix7761 Місяць тому +3

    i fully believed that jake's "macho-ist" thing was a joke, i couldn't believe he was that dum and i've been watching this channel for years, i love this freakin place

  • @brantontucker6734
    @brantontucker6734 Місяць тому +1

    4:05 OMG I remember getting hit by that attack, I had just gotten to that phase and was about to summon my spirits, then she immediately hit me with that Kamehameha

  • @ians7184
    @ians7184 Місяць тому +1

    @1:26 I cackled dude

  • @Nightmare_52
    @Nightmare_52 Місяць тому

    Jake is like a metronome that ticks between being 50 and 5 years old

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost Місяць тому

    2:06
    Spell: ‘Blunt Force’ comes to mind 😂

  • @Mechyslimey
    @Mechyslimey 2 місяці тому +2

    Two videos same day? Crazy

  • @BEETLEDJUICE
    @BEETLEDJUICE Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious keep being great! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @theshackledgamer799
    @theshackledgamer799 Місяць тому

    Any video featuring Nick gets an automatic thumbs up. 👍
    Keep up the good work and Gabby might let you out of the basement buddy! Be careful though or you will end up in the place they sent Devlar.

  • @TheWererapter92
    @TheWererapter92 Місяць тому

    Lol the crucified guy is actually saying "SHUT UUUUPPP! I'm trying to scream in agony over here"

  • @Dyst0pian_Lemon
    @Dyst0pian_Lemon Місяць тому +2

    My cheeks always hurts and im gasping for air from every video you guys make ;)

  • @mrgreen2203
    @mrgreen2203 Місяць тому

    "Oh hey! We actually made it to phase two!"
    KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @Jamiethedragon365
    @Jamiethedragon365 Місяць тому

    Gabbys character in that hat at the end of the video looked like a Warhammer Bad Moon Goblin

  • @mobiusone3923
    @mobiusone3923 Місяць тому +1

    F**king bang
    *centaur wounded*
    Oh no, do I go to a hospital or a veterinarian?!

  • @daniboi225
    @daniboi225 Місяць тому

    Honestly, I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while

  • @summerwatson3794
    @summerwatson3794 Місяць тому

    An idea I had for the charity stream, was to have one of the donation goals be Ellis has to read a script about one of his favourite things/interests but it’s been written by gen z, like the gen z takeover trend on TikTok and he says it with the most annoyed face 😂

  • @Laoruperteen18
    @Laoruperteen18 Місяць тому

    The irony that they are all wizards.
    All that intelligence is in their rods it seems, not their heads

  • @zeelfarshmek111
    @zeelfarshmek111 Місяць тому +1

    You all get my mood up 😅

  • @thelazygamer2400
    @thelazygamer2400 Місяць тому

    Gabbies character looks like Charlie's grandma in smiling friends

  • @QLDrailfan798
    @QLDrailfan798 Місяць тому

    as an Australian myself, i can confirm that most of us sound like caths impression.

  • @PokeGuy6
    @PokeGuy6 Місяць тому +1

    Gabby's character in the last clip looked like Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races!

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 Місяць тому +1

    I too question the thing about Centaurs

  • @Lumiria
    @Lumiria Місяць тому

    Maybe y'all needed even more people and summons. Fun video as always

  • @xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941
    @xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941 Місяць тому

    Anotha 1.
    MACHO-IST 😂😂😂

  • @vampyrbloody3946
    @vampyrbloody3946 Місяць тому

    I like all your videos WPE you guys brighten my day and night, keep up the good work guys love you all 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @vunature5181
    @vunature5181 Місяць тому

    6:21 Whoa, how could anyone build a gallows up there?
    6:30 He's just hanging around.

  • @TheDarthWarlok
    @TheDarthWarlok Місяць тому

    Well damn, I just happened to be ripping a bong at the same time as Cath lol

  • @bro5756
    @bro5756 Місяць тому

    cath really popped out this time she's usually second to every one but this time she real went for it and delivered

  • @spiritwalker3906
    @spiritwalker3906 Місяць тому

    Seeing that you guys got surprised by renallas’ laser tells me a lot about how much you’ve played

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 22 дні тому

    Centaurs don't have exoskeletons while all insects have

  • @jeremyprinzen5954
    @jeremyprinzen5954 Місяць тому

    Honestly Gabby's face reminded me more of a yellow-toned Dan Backslide from "The Dover Boys" from Looney Tunes

  • @galaxiajpeg2085
    @galaxiajpeg2085 Місяць тому

    I like this episode ‘cause it had more Cath one-liners and funny moments, you’re awesome Cath! ✨🌌🌃🌠

  • @synka5922
    @synka5922 Місяць тому +2

    elden ring when you dont level vigor:

  • @collinrehfeldt5234
    @collinrehfeldt5234 22 дні тому

    5:00 Genuinely heard "suck off a guy runes" as well. If she didn't want it to sound like that, then she really should adjust the emphasis xD

  • @TomboTheTornado
    @TomboTheTornado Місяць тому

    Sarcophagi got me

  • @loganwalker8537
    @loganwalker8537 Місяць тому

    think this was the best one yet

  • @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k
    @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k Місяць тому

    Nick: Deaths noises

  • @Wilczy__Wilk
    @Wilczy__Wilk Місяць тому

    9:38 She looks like someone who says "Perry the platypus!" a lot

  • @CapuiICazzu
    @CapuiICazzu Місяць тому +1

    usally its ellis being the wikipedia, but now its cath, i dont think i would be able to let cath be a tour guide considering there other works in other games

  • @Favorites4483
    @Favorites4483 Місяць тому

    they ought to make nick's death sound in the beginning a donation sound if you donate over a certain amount

  • @MediaDroid960
    @MediaDroid960 Місяць тому +1

    Oh dear, more dogged contenders. Welcome tarnished ones, purloiners of grace. Mind you, the mantle of lord interests me none. The shattering, the Erdtree, let it all fade into nothing. You’ve done quite enough. Now have your rest

  • @Artlas16
    @Artlas16 Місяць тому

    2:42 gotta put this on a shirt

  • @lqd2403
    @lqd2403 Місяць тому

    Cathis shining in this episode

  • @PhilipK-xk4by
    @PhilipK-xk4by Місяць тому

    Spells that aren’t magic is called “Throwing a Rock”.

  • @derplordomega4951
    @derplordomega4951 Місяць тому

    Machomist why i watch you guys!

  • @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206
    @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206 Місяць тому +2

    4:46 that was a bong and you cannot convince me that it wasn't.

  • @FunniGuy-or6xk
    @FunniGuy-or6xk Місяць тому +2

    I actualy know a No Magic spell ITS called
    POCKET SAND OR ROCK

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado Місяць тому

    9:36 Now, just hear me out, but, imagine, you tie some string to the top of that hat so it is dangling ... and then you tie a piece of fried chicken, or a slice of pizza or a donut to the end of that string - now you got food on the go!

  • @loup067
    @loup067 Місяць тому +1

    I mean, to Jake's defenses, there are different type of "magic" in eldenr ring.

  • @memesextreme4937
    @memesextreme4937 Місяць тому

    What ‘moral high ground’ is he losing, I assumed he lost immediately

  • @quinnbell2388
    @quinnbell2388 Місяць тому

    IMO, a centaur should have three ribcages. Allow me to explain.
    Obviously, it cant be one long ribcage, as we need to preserve flexibility between the upper and lower torso.
    However, if it were only two ribcages, then center internals in the conjoining waist are woefully unprotected from the front.
    Therefore, I posit that there should be a third ribcage to bridge that gap, and that these ribcages should be articulated similarly to how we construct plate armor

  • @Schpgtti
    @Schpgtti Місяць тому

    2:04
    Jake is right, they could've used non-magic spells

  • @8eewee
    @8eewee Місяць тому

    2:09 He could cast fist I suppose.