Choosing The Best Home Defense Weapon (Besides Guns)

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  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +480

    What about weapons in the car? ua-cam.com/video/O4oTLeHnPfk/v-deo.html

    • @aceface4669
      @aceface4669 4 роки тому +12

      I think the problem is about size. You should look for small staff, a personally have at home a bunch of tactycal penknifes you can operate one handed. Also check gel and foam self defense sprays, specially designed for indoors.

    • @getmerolling
      @getmerolling 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty expensive flashlight, but nice

    • @cat108gbo
      @cat108gbo 4 роки тому +14

      if you have a dog he can alert you better than eney alarm, and he can also attack and scare away the intruders.

    • @franciscusvdlouw5436
      @franciscusvdlouw5436 4 роки тому +4

      Wonder what your thoughts on the tonfa are for homedefence though

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 4 роки тому +3

      I just wish i had those Blade gauntlets batman has to defend against melee weapons but id only use fisticuffs for attack..... Mehn that shite can be real practical

  • @HonestOutlawReviews
    @HonestOutlawReviews 4 роки тому +3502

    If you don't have a gun use what people used before guns. Imagine kicking in a door and seeing a guy holding a long sword.... I bet you back up and close the door

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +827

      Lots of guys voted sword... I'm gonna have to look into it.

    • @derpatrizier
      @derpatrizier 4 роки тому +406

      The problem with a longsword is the same as with the club, you cannot swing it indoors. A short sword (a Gladius, a Cutlass) and a buckler shield, or a short word and a strong flashlight is much more effective in my humble opinion.

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 4 роки тому +98

      I really do have a one and a half hand Bastard Sword hanging on my Wall. Have trained to use it in full contact Battles for 6 years too :'D. But I also should get a one handed fighting axe seems way more practical, though I would opt for the historical Viking version since I am already trained with that.

    • @freneticfanatic
      @freneticfanatic 4 роки тому +90

      A gladius would probably work well.

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 4 роки тому +44

      @@freneticfanatic Yeah a gladius could be cool but I would opt for something with a smaller less heavy blade like a sax or a long dagger. A Gladius does inflict massiv damage but is a definetly on the slow side of one handed weapons through its thick head heavy blade, there is a reason why it was used in combinatiion with a shield.

  • @BaoNguyen-bh2rk
    @BaoNguyen-bh2rk 4 роки тому +3529

    I'm Canadian so my home defense is hockey stick based. Unfortunately, the home invader would also have a hockey stick.

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 4 роки тому +467

      I thought canadians' home defense was politely asking the burglar to leave

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 4 роки тому +87

      Then it is in even fight.

    • @rondecaro
      @rondecaro 4 роки тому +81

      The first one to control the shirt wins

    • @mugensamurai
      @mugensamurai 4 роки тому +48

      HOCKEY FIGHT!

    • @maxcady360
      @maxcady360 4 роки тому +116

      So basically every house break-in in Canada turns into a normal NFL match

  • @Metalalbumreviewers
    @Metalalbumreviewers 3 роки тому +2144

    Storing a weapon by the front door is basically giving the intruder an ammo drop for a raid mission.

    • @starofalltime
      @starofalltime 3 роки тому +56

      Lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing!

    • @blammblamm
      @blammblamm 3 роки тому +37

      Nope. Not if it's concealed. Not it your door is reinforced.

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 3 роки тому +33

      @@starofalltime Far better to give him a flash drive drop, with some Hippie, Maxrist, and mindfulness propaganda on it...after the grapeshot canister cannon smoke clears he will be curious...look on the flash drive..and change his life for the bettter....a BIG if...if it works on phone scammers to get one lucrative bite out of a thousand...it might help him find Our Lord and Savior Charles Darwin, and covert to science and rational thinking.

    • @gayretard3816
      @gayretard3816 3 роки тому +7

      Du that’s why mine is under my pillow

    • @aninterviewwith...1702
      @aninterviewwith...1702 3 роки тому +10

      I think an intruder would be so pumped up they probably wouldnt notice a weapon by the door. So much adrenaline they probably wouldnt even remember what wallpaper you had.

  • @michaelwolejszo6445
    @michaelwolejszo6445 Рік тому +129

    When I was a teenager and working security jobs we weren't allowed any "weapons" but every company gave us foot long maglite metal flashlights that held 4 C batteries and could easily knock someone out. Best thing is at night you could also blind them.

    • @magistrumartium
      @magistrumartium 7 місяців тому +7

      Same here. That flashlight was solid and hefty.

    • @alittax
      @alittax 6 місяців тому +2

      That's a good tip. What about a walking stick? You could thrust it quickly like a spear, which means quick damage, easy to use in crowded places, hard to take away from you. Plus, the police can't say you've had it lying around just to hurt someone. Just remove the rubbery end. What do you think?

    • @breastmeatonly
      @breastmeatonly 6 місяців тому

      ​@@alittaxThrust it quickly!😂

    • @mjp152
      @mjp152 5 місяців тому +1

      I had one of those a while back - you could beat a horse to death with those things...

    • @magistrumartium
      @magistrumartium 5 місяців тому +2

      @@alittax A walking stick is antiquated and very conspicuous.

  • @TM-rh7zs
    @TM-rh7zs 4 роки тому +679

    The best melee weapon for home-defence in my opinion is a spear. In my country guns are very hard to get and it is illegal to get a license for self-defence so alot of people rely on melee weapons. People make their own spears with a broom handle, kitchen knife and duct tape then place it beside them when they sleep. The spear is a perfect and unusual home defence weapon in my opinion because it is easy to thrust a spear in a hallway but it is difficult to swing a machete or a bat. It creates great distance which would he hard to close and it has been proven as one of the most effective weapons through history.

    • @PregnantWhale3000
      @PregnantWhale3000 4 роки тому +58

      If you don't mind me asking but whereabouts do you live?

    • @kelvinwilliams6999
      @kelvinwilliams6999 4 роки тому +76

      Maybe an assegai spear because of the short length.

    • @lb4581
      @lb4581 4 роки тому +186

      The spear was the main military weapon for almost all of human history by every army for a reason. It works well... like really well. With virtually no training

    • @lb4581
      @lb4581 4 роки тому +103

      Sam Ward if you’re in a hallway, and someone else is down the hall with a spear, you aren’t getting close to them and staying alive.

    • @samward9294
      @samward9294 4 роки тому +23

      l b yeah of course if you’re down a hallway, but houses aren’t just massive hallways, they have loads of rooms and turns, a spear is most likely gonna get caught or banged on those doorways and corners. I could see a shorter spear working though, maybe 4 feet long

  • @4naans790
    @4naans790 3 роки тому +583

    This video is the entire conversation I have with myself as I'm going to sleep

  • @jimathybindlenim6359
    @jimathybindlenim6359 3 роки тому +779

    Horse head mask, Viagra, no pants, machete, start crying and screaming its dinner time!
    They die from shock

  • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426
    @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 7 місяців тому +30

    A high intensity flashlight shone in the eyes, and a 2 foot long sharp instrument (sharpened dandelion picker, lance, pitchfork) that can be handled with one hand, thrust point forward into vital area, is lethal, and impossible to block.

    • @skynotaname2229
      @skynotaname2229 4 місяці тому

      pitchfork

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 4 місяці тому

      I think it's short-sighted for a regular person to think they'll be ready to kill someone by stabbing them, literally one of the most horrific and traumatizing ways to do so for both parties.
      Also you *really* don't want to have the "impossible to block" (lol) weapon taken from you and used against you.

    • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426
      @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 4 місяці тому +6

      @@matturner6890 You’re narrowing the circumstances to fit your narrative. Of course you wouldn’t attack the Schwan man ringing your doorbell at 8pm.
      But if someone like the Idaho killer is in your home, masked, weapon in hand, or you’re in a wilderness area and confronted by killers who escaped from a Max Prison, with the need to defend your family-you should do something other than wet your pants.
      The topic was “Choosing The Best Home Defense Weapon (besides a gun). My suggestions are better than looking for your putter or a Louisville Slugger.
      Experience in the field…..

    • @PetriJuuhansson-wh4zp
      @PetriJuuhansson-wh4zp 2 місяці тому +3

      I allways raid houses with a Shield on my other hand, just in case of a spear or sword attack.

    • @yournumberonepal
      @yournumberonepal Місяць тому

      Yeah, something pointy and being thrust is better than a slashing weapon. Most deaths are caused by thrusts, not slashes as well, a rapier is one of the deadliest swords for that reason.

  • @toddgardner6355
    @toddgardner6355 2 роки тому +378

    Your number one home defense object, even before a gun; a barky dog that gives you early warning. Those few seconds allowing you to react make all the difference.

    • @marcusbrown7817
      @marcusbrown7817 2 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 роки тому +15

      And a small army of them is even better. Cover the invader in angry dog bodies.

    • @Maxbotz11
      @Maxbotz11 2 роки тому +11

      I have 4 dogs including a husky, I’m all set

    • @jaylewis2315
      @jaylewis2315 2 роки тому +5

      My corso is all I need

    • @michaelburke6552
      @michaelburke6552 2 роки тому +3

      I agree but my beloved dog has died & I can't bring myself to get another so I now have video & alarm bell's for early warning!

  • @cameronmackay9666
    @cameronmackay9666 4 роки тому +150

    I have a civil war era musket in every room in my house, my whole family of 5 are trained to use them in a variety of formations with the 2 girls firing first while the boys fire second as the girls are reloading for the volley. Challenging all comers.

    • @rog991
      @rog991 4 роки тому +37

      Are you and your family okay? Also, I feel like all that smoke would make great cover for a bayonet charge, if you're feeling up for it.

    • @cameronmackay9666
      @cameronmackay9666 4 роки тому +11

      @@rog991 I like your tactics. You are on!

    • @derpatrizier
      @derpatrizier 4 роки тому +6

      Don´t forget the bayonet charge

    • @xxnonstopdancingxx
      @xxnonstopdancingxx 4 роки тому +11

      MATILDA! RELOAD!

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 4 роки тому +1

      AFFIX BAYONETS!

  • @blazingkitsune9020
    @blazingkitsune9020 3 роки тому +278

    Medieval armor and waving a sword while screaming "Have at thee!!!" is the best defense

    • @insuchaway
      @insuchaway 3 роки тому +6

      Also good for road rage.

    • @youngstrategistgaming
      @youngstrategistgaming 3 роки тому +7

      yes i would wear roman armor and carry a gladius or a bow and arrow and shoot with arrows from upstairs

    • @theofficialgreenkane
      @theofficialgreenkane 3 роки тому +7

      ONLY in a British accent

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 3 роки тому +1

      Or an axe and yell charge like a viking

    • @kirbyjoe7484
      @kirbyjoe7484 3 роки тому +5

      Nobody wants to mess with crazy. Crazy is scary. Crazy does stuff like making homemade claymore mines filled with feces-coated nails. Crazy will make people back off fast.

  • @fredriksjoblom5161
    @fredriksjoblom5161 Рік тому +219

    I once found myself in a friend's appartment as 3 guys started breaking down the door. There were 4 of us in the couch at the time, we had all done some martial arts and in the room with us were a sword, an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it, a baseball bat and a hammer. We were loaded! And what happened when the door started braking down is exactly what mike said would happen. Everybodys eyes got really big really fast and everyone was just staring for a considerable amount of time before we sprang into action and grabbed the weapons. However, when we realized that these guys had brought guns it took only about a microsecond for me to teleport to the balcony and jump. Everyone else landed injured but man i landed running, and i kept running for a considerable amount of time!

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum 11 місяців тому +53

      "an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it" LOL
      how many of those souls you think were laughing at yall bailing?

    • @fredriksjoblom5161
      @fredriksjoblom5161 11 місяців тому +26

      @@CornyBum most likely every one and their grandmother! 😅

    • @remisan7214
      @remisan7214 8 місяців тому +10

      Feed the axe, poor homie gotta clean 4 long trails of blood splatter

    • @austineleo5839
      @austineleo5839 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah not true

    • @fredriksjoblom5161
      @fredriksjoblom5161 7 місяців тому

      @@austineleo5839 like you know anything about anything. Mike probably made up everything about him being a cop too right? We probably don't even need cops cause crime as a whole is probably just not true... 😂

  • @maxsoderstam1482
    @maxsoderstam1482 3 роки тому +448

    Practicing knife fighting has only convinced me that I don’t want to be in a knife fight. You will not make it out unharmed period.

    • @gorillagrizzly304
      @gorillagrizzly304 3 роки тому +54

      If your opponent has a knife, run to stay alive.
      It's as simple as that you can only loose trying to defend yourself

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 3 роки тому +27

      A coworker who lived in Boston, went out to stop a thug breaking into his car, ended up almost disemboweled. Got a month off work. The fresh scar made an impression on me. My scars from being knifed are tiny. 🤓

    • @jonp3197
      @jonp3197 3 роки тому +4

      @@XRinger what happened to the co worker exactly? Belly got sliced up bad? Did he almost die?

    • @kennethh2430
      @kennethh2430 3 роки тому +13

      The only time I can see myself going toe to toe against someone who has an edged weapon if I were unarmed, is if there is absolutely no other option or in the extreme situation I'm the only 'meat shield' between those I love. I'd run away, fuk trying to win a knife engagement. Even if you do "win", chances are you're going to bleed out and die soon after.
      A person I knew years ago, who is a badass brawler, was in a "fist fight" with someone. Thankfully my buddy quickly realized his arms were bleeding profusely and GTFO while he could. The other person had at one, if not two straight razors and was going to work with them.
      This is why I enjoy regulated fighting. People are usually friendly, their pals aren't going to jump in, you're probably not going to get shot or stabbed by someone, etc...

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 3 роки тому +42

      @@jonp3197 He had one long diagonal cut across his abdomen. The thug cut and ran. My friend went to his knees and used both hands to keep his guts off the sidewalk. He got infected and was in serious condition for two weeks. It took months to fully recover.

  • @ericdpeerik3928
    @ericdpeerik3928 2 роки тому +176

    You're right, most people don't realise how close and personal it is to use a knife on someone, and you have to persist at it. Stabbing someone is very emotional. It's nothing like the speed and distance of coldly shooting someone with a nice handgun.
    What you should remember with any weapon is, if you fail to use it, they will likely use it on you.

    • @clydeneedham3284
      @clydeneedham3284 2 роки тому +8

      I agree,spent over 20 yes in prison, your right.

    • @mitchellr1234
      @mitchellr1234 Рік тому +6

      Did a self defense course that focused alot on knives. There are no good options for both attacker and defender when a knife is, its a high chance both knife user and unarmed person will be hurt. The distances are just too close.

    • @reddbendd
      @reddbendd Рік тому +1

      you should also get into wrestling if you plan on carrying a knife, it helped me a lot

    • @reddbendd
      @reddbendd Рік тому

      a kerambit is the best option right next to a dagger

    • @EugeneSSmith
      @EugeneSSmith Рік тому +7

      I am never emotional while stabbing.

  • @davidmarquez9269
    @davidmarquez9269 4 роки тому +314

    My house so small though as they break in they be breaking out

  • @westonknight7474
    @westonknight7474 Рік тому +12

    Sir, I've watched many of your wonderful and well thought out videos, and I am absolutely a fan of your work. My background is Taekwondo many-many years ago and later in my life (what I've come to believe is the more effective systems of Kali and Silat). From years of learning about anatomy and physiology and combining this knowledge with Kali and Silat, and understanding that the blade does not have to be large at all (however a very pointy and very sharp blade is always a good thing), and placement is also an extremely important thing. Combining knowledge, commitment to the defense, and training can absolutely be a devastating combination. There are many places on the human body where the puncture [with a jagged cut] does not have to be very-very deep at all to cause sufficient permanent damage to cause the attacker to stop what he is doing and wonder where his next breath is coming from, or wait....wait...I'm loosing consciousness due to blood loss...um...what...and then the lights go dark type of thing. I absolutely understand that no one is just going to let you do these things, but all I am saying is, if they are in your house and are going to kill you anyway, you absolutely have to do the things that you have been training to do for years and years, and you cannot hesitate, or your loved ones will absolutely be next. This mindset (from a front-line type of theater...I believe) is extremely necessary because these types of intruders in ones home ABSOLUTELY mean you harm (permanent harm), and I truly believe that hesitation can be the end of you and your loved ones. Commitment to an explosive defense (even if I am killed in the defense of my family) is super-super important. After all, what is the alternative, the annihilation of my family??? With these types of things in mind, my training over the many-many years has been very-very realistic and NOT point based.....at all...because in the real world, I'm well aware of the fact that you get ONE chance, and one chance only to save your loved ones (and this is NOT a [macho man] garbage thing ....at all). Peace, love, and happiness to you and your family, my brother. I love your videos, and may you always be well, sir.

  • @Itscoltonmartin
    @Itscoltonmartin 3 роки тому +98

    A few weeks ago I decided to practice throwing an axe with my brother… for self defense. I have the same throwing tomahawk you have, the black one. I threw it at a tree and it ricocheted and hit my leg, very close to an artery. Long story short, I wasn’t as dangerous as I thought i was. Loved this video and all the tips!

    • @SuperWhatapain
      @SuperWhatapain 2 роки тому +6

      Ooh thx for sharing. I've seen people doing that but didn't think about it ricocheting. I'll pass on trying that. Glad you weren't hurt👍

    • @M357.
      @M357. 2 роки тому +4

      @@SuperWhatapain yeah tomahawks are very dangerous when they come back i nearly hit my head 2 times for my luck i have good reflexes and have got it with my hand before it stuck in my head luckily it was just small cuts in my hand not so bad

    • @benjaminreade8447
      @benjaminreade8447 2 роки тому +3

      PLEASE get a target..... most trees are way too tough for practicing, you'd need power plus accuracy for it to stick.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah toss that at me and miss. Thank you for the weapon I didn't have a second ago...!

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 роки тому

      @@garychandler4296- Throwing axes have existed. Usually thrown at people who also have weapons.

  • @jaycoy59
    @jaycoy59 4 роки тому +308

    I got a dog, but he frickin thinks everyone is his friend. He'd probably help the robbers pick out what to steal.

    • @nickwilliams8302
      @nickwilliams8302 4 роки тому +28

      Does he make noises when he meets these "new friends"? 'Cause if he does, he's working just fine. A family dog is a warning system, not a weapon.

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 4 роки тому +14

      My dog would probably sleep and just let the robber steal things

    • @willg37
      @willg37 4 роки тому +7

      give my dog a treat and BAM...robber has a new best friend.

    • @jayn8392
      @jayn8392 4 роки тому +7

      Mine are nice but loud as hell. They hear any noise at all that could be a person and they freak out barking. Good guard dogs bad attack dogs.

    • @TheMainsheet
      @TheMainsheet 4 роки тому +2

      Jay Coy hell buddy my dog would hold the flashlight for anyone that wanted to break in!

  • @whitechris720
    @whitechris720 2 роки тому +83

    As a carpenter the straight claw hammer is a favorite. Also when I was a kid our home was broken into while we were home my dad laid 3 guys out with a hot skillet (he was cooking at the time). So it definitely will work.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 роки тому +8

      Roofers will sharpen their hammer blades to punch a roof to stop them from sliding off in a slip. They're light (fast) and grippy, good weapon if it's ON you. As a carpenter, I'd use the claw, not the face on an attacker.

    • @ironwoodsmithy
      @ironwoodsmithy 2 роки тому +5

      those people felt the burn from that thing

    • @coryc1904
      @coryc1904 2 роки тому +6

      Chris White, your Dad is awesome.

    • @whitechris720
      @whitechris720 2 роки тому +16

      @@coryc1904 in that situation, he was. On the day to day basis he is a awful person. Very violent drunk.

    • @F15ElectricEagle
      @F15ElectricEagle 2 роки тому +5

      A large hammer (such as a 22 oz. solid metal shaft framing hammer) makes a great weapon. However, my choice will be sold metal shaft rock pick since I'm not into carpentry, but I'm into geology.

  • @craigsurette3438
    @craigsurette3438 Рік тому +27

    I am someone who cannot legally own a firearm . My 4foot oak closet rod, i keep by my door is my weapon of choice, and it has served me well. I spent 3 years of my life studying traditional Wah Lum Kungfu, including specifically staff and spear drills, so this little piece of closet rod is the weapon I am most proficient in.
    I have already used it during a home invasion, to great effect. I am very very aware things could have gone poorly for me ,but as far as my options go, this is my best one.

    • @anonymousf454
      @anonymousf454 8 місяців тому +5

      Can you own black powder guns? I don't believe they are classified as firearms and can actually be ordered through the mail in most states. Some of those cap and ball revolvers would absolutely work for self defense, just as they did when they were new technology. You could get the barrel shortened and use it for your ccw too. There are vids showing the effectiveness of these.

    • @James-Johnson313
      @James-Johnson313 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@anonymousf454 I came here to say this. What you said is 100% accurate.

    • @anonymousf454
      @anonymousf454 5 місяців тому +2

      @@James-Johnson313 Thank you Sir. If I could not own a regular firearm, but could own a black powder percussion revolver, I would feel I could defend myself alright against one or two attackers. Plus once you discharge a shot you kind of have a smoke screen to make you escape..lol Hell I saw one guy put a red dot on one and harvest a deer. They are no joke.

    • @James-Johnson313
      @James-Johnson313 5 місяців тому

      @@anonymousf454 completely agree, they are no joke!

    • @CMDArid
      @CMDArid 24 дні тому

      ​@anonymousf454 this really depends on whether a person lives in the States or not. Plenty of countries where firearms are ridiculously hard to obtain legally if not outright impossible, or countries with different definitions of firearms where black powder weapons apply too.

  • @ctstalker
    @ctstalker 3 роки тому +155

    My name is debra, and I'm spooked and sitting here home alone in my house being like "OK, I'D GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE mr. Tactical man!!" And I felt so called out at 6:51. How did he know?!? I had to pause and question my reality for a second.

    • @kysapsvp
      @kysapsvp 3 роки тому +18

      My name is Kyle and I was like what type UA-cam advertising software is he using 😂

    • @robertvezina3669
      @robertvezina3669 3 роки тому +2

      Oh I laughed at that!

    • @leonardkellum6984
      @leonardkellum6984 3 роки тому

      use bug spray, bear spray, a crossbow, and then...

    • @josephjostar1069
      @josephjostar1069 3 роки тому +3

      The Truman show was based on you Debra

    • @danielmeecham464
      @danielmeecham464 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha. That is hilarious!

  • @MustangWriter
    @MustangWriter 4 роки тому +297

    I've actually yelled "Police freeze!" and had a eight armed assailant with a weapon run off.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 роки тому +125

      Reported for impersonating an officer

    • @contentdeleted334
      @contentdeleted334 4 роки тому +11

      MustangWriter i don’t believe you.

    • @nummnutz7046
      @nummnutz7046 4 роки тому +3

      @@MustangWriter ha you checked the guy beat you and he very well beat me damn your 14 subs

    • @jhowardsupporter
      @jhowardsupporter 4 роки тому +6

      That's my plan B in all situations. "Police get on the ground" "Police drop your weapon". Buy me time to attack. I also want a DEA jacket to wear around but I want it in really high quality. I might start my own clothing line with that jacket later, it's legal in other countries.

    • @idku856
      @idku856 4 роки тому

      @@MustangWriter dyummmm dat was a violation

  • @HighSierraBob
    @HighSierraBob 3 роки тому +166

    Good home defense plan: Have effective exterior perimeter security/alert system to detect the presence of an intruder... BEFORE he gets to your front door or other entry point.

    • @HighSierraBob
      @HighSierraBob 3 роки тому +4

      @Pony Faced Dog Soldier - that's why you want to have motion sensors around your property in strategic positions to know that the zombies are there BEFORE they get to your front door. IF they come through your door, well... you gotta take care of business.

    • @beckerqueiroz
      @beckerqueiroz 3 роки тому +1

      Good idea, but I wouldn't want to rely too much on tech for defense. Unless you have a pretty good plan B.

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 3 роки тому +1

      Ok but what's the plan past that if they get to a entry point and not caring about the system? as the system would serve as a extra reaction time so you can get your flamethrower ready

    • @HighSierraBob
      @HighSierraBob 3 роки тому +2

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena - put your defense plan into place. Maybe that's a bat, a knife or a gun... that's up to you. The point is, just have a plan BEFORE something bad goes down!

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 3 роки тому

      @@HighSierraBob the best plan is the one where you have to use the least amount of energy such as using a gun however since most people find that scary and rather die than to kill might as well go with a flamethrower as everyone has that one family member that leaves their perfume everywhere and everyone should have a lighter so everyone basically has a flame thrower or fireball spitter if it is not a constant stream of Axe body spray
      Then again i am the type of person that has to explain to law enforcement why the intruder is laying there with napalm burns which napalm itself is not illegal to have or make and not hard at all just a stop to your local dollar store for ingredients...and using it on people well that one would probably be harder than using a Gun to define as self defense surprisingly and if not then that's just sad. Anyways chemistry class can be dangerous accidently especially if you did not intend for the finished product to be napalm
      I will just tell you now don't go to any sites to buy napalm it is better if you just make it yourself as 1 it's cheaper and 2 you actually know what you are getting. And for the love of god do not play mad scientist and find out a different way to make it as at that point you need to ask if you should not if you can and its crazy how 1 google search would tell you how to make the stuff and how a banana peel could make a nuclear reactor go critical

  • @MrShlong50x
    @MrShlong50x 5 місяців тому +2

    I’ve recently bought a micro pick axe/mattock tool from my local hardware for gardening. It’s smaller than a normal size pick axe and is perfect for one hand self defence use. It’s still got enough weight to cause considerable damage and has a flat chisel side for blunt force trauma or a sharp pick side for a death blow. Add a tactical flashlight and whoever’s coming into my home uninvited may not be leaving.

  • @radracer713
    @radracer713 4 роки тому +253

    Just want to say, huge kudos to acknowledging that some people just aren’t going to have a gun in their home and saying it respectfully. That is quite rare in this conversation space

    • @Minsang1st
      @Minsang1st 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr? He navigated through that with class

    • @digiphot2
      @digiphot2 4 роки тому +1

      Not having a gun does not a smart person make! was Oliver Cromwell's directions to his troops! If you have kids then keep it where they can't get to it! Six feet off the deck works for me, and should do for the safety of your family, because home intruders will not show you any respect, with or without a cross on your wall! And God does not forgive Stupid! And crosses are not bullet proof!

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 роки тому +22

      @@digiphot2 Unfortunately that's the reality many people live in, the government in that country doesn't allow people to have guns to defend themselves.

    • @TC2642
      @TC2642 4 роки тому +4

      @@digiphot2 No way that I can get a gun in the UK.

    • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
      @TheTrueDoomSlayer 4 роки тому

      Lol "rare"

  • @craigbailey7558
    @craigbailey7558 8 місяців тому +8

    There is an automotive tire tool, with a pry bar one side, and a large rubber (mallet) knob on the opposite. This would be my go to on a one handed close in fighting item to wield.

  • @scottmacgregor3444
    @scottmacgregor3444 4 роки тому +32

    Where I am right now: Computer desk in bedroom
    What I'd use as a weapon right now:
    Within arm's reach: Heirloom Scottish Dirk. 12'' thrusting blade with a very secure grip and little way for an enemy to grab to take it from me other than very sharp blade.
    Within 3 steps: Baryonyx Kingfisher sword/machete in closet. 23" blade. Maneuverable single handed weapon good for cutting, thrusting, and punching with the D guard. A decent stand in for a dussack. (alternatively there's a clawhammer in the junk drawer just beside closet).
    For the record I train HEMA for fitness and fun, so I am trained in how to use them, up to and including grappling based techniques. I even have other swords and knives, but those are the ones I'd choose for self defense purposes.
    Could I chop up another human being even in self defense?
    I don't know.
    Never been in that sort of situation, and I hope never to find out.

    • @danieldionne9709
      @danieldionne9709 4 роки тому +2

      Great answer. People with HEMA experience definitely have an edge (pun intended) when it comes to selecting a weapon. I'm not familiar with the Baryonyx but I'll have to look it up. My choice would've been langes messer or dussack -- slash or thrust, it does all the things, and it's maneuverable in tight spaces. If the Baryonyx is similar, that sounds ideal.

    • @jkirk6418
      @jkirk6418 4 роки тому +1

      I'd just use a hammer

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 4 роки тому

      Very well said, my friend.
      I think my favorite purpose built weapons are my Cold Steel "Polish Mace" and a 14 gauge thick, 9 inch buckler shield. Can I use them? Sure. Would I want to? Like you, I hope not to find out.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 4 роки тому

      IBM model M... The big fucker. Swing that at someones face they wont like it.

  • @grsimpson3957
    @grsimpson3957 4 роки тому +110

    So I found this on the internet. You take a Roomba, and attach a Claymore mine, and for the psychological warfare, you start playing some 60s Vietnam era music.

    • @bumblorsanchez8982
      @bumblorsanchez8982 4 роки тому +12

      That’s some metal gear shit right there

    • @Between2Riverz
      @Between2Riverz 4 роки тому +4

      That’s dastardly. I like it.

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 роки тому

      @@bumblorsanchez8982 It should have been something in Peace Walker

    • @williamm9435
      @williamm9435 4 роки тому +5

      Fortunate Son starts blasting over the previously installed in house speaker

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +32

      Roomba? Pfft... more like BOOM-ba... amirite?

  • @barbedienne1407
    @barbedienne1407 3 роки тому +697

    When your wife/girlfriend asks you what your thinking about.

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t have a gf I’m too weird lol but as for where I am and what weapon I’d use well i got a homemade bat upstairs but likely I’d use the flashlight I have on me at all times also as for pepper spray because hard to hurt was talking about it. My issues with it is one it’s illegal where I live and 2 unlike say a axe which will most likely drop someone regardless of how scary dangerous they are. I can’t imagine pepper spray being effective. When I think of self defence I imagine me going force on force with someone significantly stronger than me

    • @faraday9234
      @faraday9234 3 роки тому +7

      You're *

    • @BackBeater
      @BackBeater 3 роки тому

      No

    • @timhaugen6410
      @timhaugen6410 3 роки тому +1

      If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking.

    • @lamda5692
      @lamda5692 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah true 🤣

  • @hlalakar4156
    @hlalakar4156 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm in my living room right now. I have a Glock 32 on my hip, but if I couldn't use that for some reason I would use my M48 Talon short spear. It's short enough to use 1 or 2 handed as needed, it's used for thrusting forward so you don't need a lot of room to swing it, and because it's a relatively long thrusting weapon you can keep an intruder at a distance without wrecking the shit in your house. Spears have been used by all peoples on earth, from prehistoric sticks with crude stone points, up to bayonets that are still used by modern militaries. The oldest known spear is 400,000 years old, and they are still used in armies today. That makes it a winner in my book.

  • @manofsteele60
    @manofsteele60 4 роки тому +106

    Petrol chainsaw. That would put any intruder off when they hear that starting up.

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 4 роки тому +7

      Don't you mean, "Try and Start up". I don't think any chainsaw ive used started on the first pull or third.

    • @user-pq9gy3fq1q
      @user-pq9gy3fq1q 4 роки тому +13

      @@cafenightster4548 how about electric chainsaws. They dont make as much sound, but either way, a chainsaw is a chainsaw.

    • @germanshepherdlover2613
      @germanshepherdlover2613 4 роки тому +11

      My barstard chainsaw probably wouldn't start, the robber would say "is the choke fully out? here give me a try" LOL

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-pq9gy3fq1q yeaahh, an electric chainsaw is nothing compared to a gas chainsaw, those things are loud...i mean loud asf.

    • @user-pq9gy3fq1q
      @user-pq9gy3fq1q 4 роки тому +1

      @@cafenightster4548 yeah, and i believe they have higher torque, so it makes, _cleaner_ cuts.

  • @Mybwain
    @Mybwain 4 роки тому +36

    Home invaded a while ago when a "visitor" knocked on the front door I didn't want to answer the door. Next thing he's shoulder barged the back door, fell on the floor, looked up at me, said sorry then ran off jumping over a 6 foot fence without issue.
    Thieves want stuff easily without the fight usually.
    Good home defence could be as easy as locking internal doors between rooms. My house was broken into but all the downstairs doors are locked. They got into the kitchen. They got nothing. But locking doors while you're in isn't ideal.

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 4 роки тому +6

      True.. but it heavily depends on motive.
      Right now there are large groups of very angry & confused fuckers looking to cause extreme physical violence unto others and they are very motivated to do so.
      Some if not many are not even looking for loot.
      Which is good, as I have none LoL 😝

    • @randyfocht737
      @randyfocht737 2 роки тому +1

      He knocked on your front door to see if anyone was home. Then, thinking no one was home, he broke down the back door...discovered you, and ran.

  • @BigHossHackworth
    @BigHossHackworth 4 роки тому +202

    Cutlass in my bedroom. The last thing they'll hear is "Avast scallywag!".

    • @S.Grenier
      @S.Grenier 4 роки тому +12

      The very same, cutlass in the bedroom. The truly discerning home defender appreciates a modicum of hand protection on their weapon of choice.

    • @BigHossHackworth
      @BigHossHackworth 4 роки тому +9

      @@S.Grenier Indeed. It cuts, it thrusts and its not too long.

    • @mkjcb
      @mkjcb 4 роки тому +1

      BWAhahahaha

    • @Spartan120
      @Spartan120 4 роки тому +14

      Cutlass here too. Pirates used them because they were equally effective on open ship decks and cramped hull quarters. They slice, chop, and stab at all ranges and can still pummel up close with the hand guard. I only wish there were more (reliable) cutlasses available on the market.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +45

      Aarrrr

  • @timeparty718
    @timeparty718 8 місяців тому +3

    I agree, kitchen knives are a bad idea, but it is because the handles are not designed for stabbing, your hand will slip forward up to the blade and sever your fingers badly, a common mistake.

  • @josebermudez7139
    @josebermudez7139 3 роки тому +313

    "You have to have a weapon in every room"
    *Pulls out RPG from under son's bed*

    • @JannikSohn
      @JannikSohn 3 роки тому +5

      That part is idiotic. You need to have limited really well hidden or only accessable by you. Or none. If you have a weapon in every room you get one, the intruder gets another, now you are equally equipped again and its a shootout. Equal footing no guns is far better, if you having a gun and the intruder not is better or worse depends on wether you are an empathy cripple and able to turn off your head.

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 роки тому +3

      They would need to be out of sight or burglar would have the weapons.

    • @BasedInBrazil
      @BasedInBrazil 3 роки тому +1

      Ever been hit in the head with d20, those dice hurt.

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 3 роки тому +2

      *breaks wall for emergency turkey roast*

    • @JustinNathanson
      @JustinNathanson 3 роки тому

      howd you know?

  • @MauGeez
    @MauGeez 4 роки тому +170

    Someone getting poked with scissors or getting beat with a ps4 controller 😂😂😂

    • @danielbenavides8287
      @danielbenavides8287 3 роки тому +6

      Living room, dual candle holder

    • @angelvalle9963
      @angelvalle9963 3 роки тому +6

      Scissors saved my life ! I Was attacked by 2 guys lucky for me I was able to reach the scissors on a table and fight back.

    • @dsauce223
      @dsauce223 3 роки тому +1

      Classic , lol.

    • @dlowfresh
      @dlowfresh 3 роки тому +2

      You went from 100 to zero with that lol

    • @dadocta8355
      @dadocta8355 3 роки тому +1

      @@dlowfresh Lol

  • @fabio1160
    @fabio1160 4 роки тому +95

    Burglar breaks into house
    Me: "Alexa, play ancient Roman-themed playlist"
    Alexa: * plays The Gladiator soundtrack *
    Me: Roma Invicta! * rhythmically bashes gladius on tower shield while marching forward *
    Several burglars break into house
    Me: "Alexa, play quote from Conan the Barbarian "
    Alexa: "Chush yoa enemies, watch zem flee, listen to ze cries of thea women"
    Me: * Unsheaths runic sword *
    Exactly two burglars break into house
    Me: "Alexa, play Home Alone soundtrack"
    Burglars: "... shit we're outta here"

    • @Exsyting
      @Exsyting 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh I literally have a gladius that first one killed me

    • @assassinmanx6128
      @assassinmanx6128 4 роки тому +2

      You forgot to mention to have a 2 minute talk with krohm(spell check)? Before burglars enter lol.

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 4 роки тому +1

      *Me:* _"THIS! IS! SPAAARTAA!"_
      *Bandits:* _"Wut? Are we in the right place?"_

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому

      *INCREDIBLIS*

  • @YukonDemon
    @YukonDemon Рік тому +3

    I live in Canada, so though we're (sort of) allowed to own guns, the storage regulations make them somewhat impractical for home defense. I have a 16" length of 1/4" by 2 1/4" aluminum bar stock. I narrowed it down on one end and wrapped up a comfy handle with hockey tape. It weighs next to nothing, is very nimble, and if you were struck with it, even on the forearm or body it would hurt like the hell. If someone was holding a pistol and they were hit on the wrist with this thing, they would not be holding a pistol anymore. Plus its thin and easy to stash under the mattress without making any weird lumps.

    • @theirishbastard1260
      @theirishbastard1260 9 місяців тому

      Do what I’m doing when I get my Colt 1911 buy the bed safe it’s a safe that is screwed in to the bed frame between the frame and the end table and is small enough to hold 1 hand gun finger print lock quick access

  • @matthewettsen8060
    @matthewettsen8060 3 роки тому +300

    Being a geologist, I have a lot of rocks lying around.

    • @loganricard8713
      @loganricard8713 3 роки тому +30

      Why would I throw my precious rocks at them? I'd be guarding the rocks while intruder stares at me protecting my granite

    • @matthewettsen8060
      @matthewettsen8060 3 роки тому +30

      @@loganricard8713 you are right. No idea what I was thinking when I wrote that comment.

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 3 роки тому +11

      As a minecraft player i would craft a stone sword

    • @Krissada1000
      @Krissada1000 3 роки тому +2

      Hi, Mr Flinstone 😀😀

    • @roddanlives2650
      @roddanlives2650 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but did you play baseball?

  • @aang4540
    @aang4540 3 роки тому +65

    When he said DEBRA and looked at the camera I LOST IT. You are so funny dude,

  • @alexandergeorgiev2631
    @alexandergeorgiev2631 4 роки тому +41

    6:57 No wayyyy!!! My mom keeps a kitchen knife under her mattress and her name is Debera!!

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +30

      Yeah i know i was talking specifically about her. Dude your mom is ANNOYING.

  • @Adam-id1th
    @Adam-id1th Рік тому +14

    The Debra in me feels called out

  • @hadenough2857
    @hadenough2857 4 роки тому +310

    My two Rottweilers would help but I can't keep calling my daughter's that.

  • @Hamburger_helper
    @Hamburger_helper 2 роки тому +49

    When I was a kid my dad gave me a mini bat, its like maybe 24 inches, like small baton kinda size, it small enough to handle but its dense and I kept it stuffed between my box spring and mattress. Always felt like it would be decently useful

  • @JCRule69
    @JCRule69 4 роки тому +72

    Your delivery is exceptional, this a serious topic, i was laughing all the way.
    But seriously, i need a better plan

  • @VoidRigRS
    @VoidRigRS 5 місяців тому +4

    Army veteran but felon, I'm in the living room, on my hip I have a .177 pellet pistol semi auto with 30 rd mag. Above me is a 22 caliber pcp air assault rifle with 30 rd mag, which is loaded with 10 hollowpoint slugs 10 piercing pellets, 10 tannerite explosive pellets, which has a red dot scope, and a spare mag attached to it via velcro, with the same ammo setup in the 2nd mag.

    • @VoidRigRS
      @VoidRigRS 5 місяців тому

      Also have a 3.5 inch assisted folding knife in my pocket and a 15 inch tactical knife in sheath on my hip

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 21 день тому

      I never heard of a .177 pellet semi auto. I will have to check it out.

  • @nikitanosov8159
    @nikitanosov8159 4 роки тому +175

    what is going on here?
    Is this Home Alone 30 years later?

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 4 роки тому +1

      (slap slap) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @erikstark3250
      @erikstark3250 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BriggsADA
    @BriggsADA 3 роки тому +290

    I collect swords. Not for self defence purposes, but it was the first thing I grabbed in a bad situation.

    • @insert_clickbait
      @insert_clickbait 3 роки тому +10

      Good stuff funny anime man, good stuff

    • @SCP-pe9wd
      @SCP-pe9wd 3 роки тому +2

      I choose a brownie. It is much better.

    • @kevinlove4930
      @kevinlove4930 3 роки тому +7

      @@SCP-pe9wd never saw a brownie that could cut your arm off

    • @SCP-pe9wd
      @SCP-pe9wd 3 роки тому +11

      @@kevinlove4930 I am talking about that your opponent would love a brownie more than to fight you. So if you give him a brownie, that is what he will prefer more.

    • @kevinlove4930
      @kevinlove4930 3 роки тому +2

      @@SCP-pe9wd oh ok because I get a lot of hate because Im sure that i could defend myself with a Katana. I am proficient with it and has a 0% fail rate.. Even if i take a gun shot if not placed in the right spot or high enough caliber Im still gonna get a swing in and that is all Im gonna need to take most people out

  • @rickengle7208
    @rickengle7208 2 роки тому +112

    As a tradie, I find the idea of facing a carpenter armed with their favorite hammer terrifying.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 Рік тому +9

      Trades tend to use their tools effectively

    • @j1derli
      @j1derli Рік тому +11

      I'm a truck driver and I use a 3 Lb. sledge everyday, tire thumper, I could do some damage with that thing. A good idea, I didn't think about that before now.

    • @johnwade1095
      @johnwade1095 Рік тому +5

      @James Wunderli get a 32oz ball pein. Easier to swing.

    • @pmac5934
      @pmac5934 Рік тому +7

      I don't. Most tradesmen around here couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo never mind a nail with a hammer. I'm actually more worried for my safety when their genuine intention is to build something.

    • @lossurfistos
      @lossurfistos 9 місяців тому +1

      Unless you’re a window dresser like I was….. here I come with a mannequin arm, aaaarrrggghhhh! Ok maybe scary now that I think about it.

  • @johnsmith-i1n
    @johnsmith-i1n 5 місяців тому +2

    Aluminum bat, machete, crow bar, axe, large hammer (sledge), golf club, sword, bow, crossbow, spears, kitchen knives, the choices are almost endless. My personal choice next to a great shotgun, is the crossbow silent great range, easy to use, & most importantly very quiet. Next spear, sword, axe, crow bar, or aluminum bat does maximum damage without getting to close. Obviously these are backups for handguns, assault rifles, shotguns, & high power sniper rifles, and maybe even hand grenades. Believe me when I say it pays to be prepared..

  • @PillsforSleep
    @PillsforSleep 4 роки тому +205

    "I don't think knives are self defense weapons"
    Doug Marcaida: "But they will keel"

    • @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer
      @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer 4 роки тому +14

      A trained knife fighter can do some REAL damage with a knife. Methinks his comments are for the untrained as it relates to knives and home defense...

    • @jacobreynolds3917
      @jacobreynolds3917 4 роки тому +4

      Forged In Fire, nice

    • @andrewdodds3007
      @andrewdodds3007 4 роки тому +3

      Ask OJ Simpson lol

    • @jamesbunda806
      @jamesbunda806 4 роки тому +2

      @@ChuckJacksontampaphotographer yes. Your inviting people the other person to use that knife as well if you don’t know how to thrust it and retract it properly. From da hip

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 роки тому +5

      @@jamesbunda806 I mean you can say the same about guns... I don't know why this guy thinks a gun is instantly the best weapon for self defense after saying "I think you can't kill someone" "I think you'll freeze". Then what's the damn point? You think you can shoot someone? If he gets too close that he can take your gun and point it at you, what will you do?
      A knife is far better (as long as you're not dealing with someone with a gun) because you can decide how lethal you want/can be with it. A misplaced gun shot can instantly kill a person that maybe was only drunk and got into the wrong house. Then you go to jail.
      Both the firearm and the knife are threatening, but only one tells you "I cannot hurt you if you don't get close, so please don't come close", the other instantly tells the other guy "I can kill you right now, what will you do?". If the other guy has a gun and sees you reaching for your gun, what do you think he will do? Sing a happy song while you take your gun and point it a him? He'll most likely kill you before you can react.
      So no, the best home defense weapon would always be a knife, but the best defense of all would be to hide your family and if you can and let the bad guys room to leave.
      No possession or money in the world is worth your life.

  • @sihingpatrickquain6124
    @sihingpatrickquain6124 4 роки тому +80

    8:30 So, I'm not the only crazy mofo that picks-up things out of the dishwasher and practices swinging them through the air on the way to the cupboard.

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I didn't know other people did this

    • @chasedavis2483
      @chasedavis2483 4 роки тому

      I do it to

    • @estarriol7
      @estarriol7 4 роки тому +1

      I assure you that I have pondered the self-defense capabilities of every knife on my large knife rack at length. After watching this video, I'm moving to pots and pans. I have a pretty solid ladle that I have my eye on. ;-)

    • @bartle6168
      @bartle6168 4 роки тому

      @@estarriol7 If you are uncertain about driving a knife into the chest cavity of an enemy, cut him/her in the inside of the elbow, you don't even have to cut that deep to slash through major blood vessels and tendons. The enemy now has two choices, they can drop whatever is in their other hand and try to stop the bleeding or they can continue to fight and in under a minute fall on the floor out of blood. If they choose to put pressure on the wound you now have the choice of phoning for an ambulance and a police officer or making another hole in them.

    • @SKL-F-
      @SKL-F- 4 роки тому

      Nope. No you aint.

  • @mariebee3146
    @mariebee3146 Рік тому +114

    The best way to protect yourself is to prep your house for an intruder. Safety film or bars on windows, door barricade, security locks on doors, good lock on the bedroom door, dogs and cameras. There's even inexpensive cameras out there that at least will notify your phone if a person is on your property. All of these things give you time to prepare or even escape another exit if the intruder is persistent and keeps trying to force his way in.

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath Рік тому +21

      Haha! My old boss that I did my carpentry apprenticeship under had a holiday home that he only stayed in now and again. Under every single window in the house he had a square of plywood with 100s of 3 inch nails driven through. He knew they worked because one time he had a break in and nothing was stolen, but one of the plywood boards was soaked in blood. 🤣

    • @lindalinda2515
      @lindalinda2515 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes! Done

    • @BTboxing
      @BTboxing 8 місяців тому

      too expensive to be practical

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 8 місяців тому

      unfortunately criminals are becoming tech savvy in disabling or hacking into wifi and/or disabling or fiddling with the security device at the front door so you won't be able to see or detect much of a breakin, but the indoor security might help. If they do anything to scramble your wireless internet or cut the power to the house, you're screwed, esp if you're away from home.

    • @leojamesclune1730
      @leojamesclune1730 7 місяців тому

      What kind of Home Alone idea is that? I mean, it worked, so i can't make too much fun​@musashidanmcgrath

  • @ImaJWalker
    @ImaJWalker 5 місяців тому +1

    Gerber- black one-handed machete/saw combo.... works GREAT. Impossible to approach and disarm as the double side prevents any disarm approach. ( Important.) You want "something" that CANNOT be grabbed at, or taken from you during encounter...

  • @Sceadusawol
    @Sceadusawol 4 роки тому +76

    I'm in the UK.
    In the event of a home invasion, I have to be careful not to bleed on them, as that would be a breach of social distancing.

    • @whowawoo
      @whowawoo 4 роки тому

      Cricket bat is most effective

    • @williamserasinghe9071
      @williamserasinghe9071 4 роки тому +1

      my uncle got himself a fabarm over and under double barrel shot gun he was always a clay piegeon shooter he just joined a club in leads and within 3 months he got a licence

  • @uumdi
    @uumdi 4 роки тому +57

    7:03 When he called me Kyle, I felt that

  • @samrussell9264
    @samrussell9264 3 роки тому +174

    The best reason Not to choose an edged weapon for home defence:
    It's YOUR house: YOU'LL have to clean up the mess.

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 роки тому +24

      actually if you murder someone the police does all the work for you

    • @daviddiaz5815
      @daviddiaz5815 3 роки тому +1

      @@phillipanselmo8540 seriously?

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 роки тому +32

      @@daviddiaz5815 Crime scenes are cleaned. Of blood and debris anyway. Sure they won't dust the chimney mantle, but you're unlikely to come back home walking in dry blood...

    • @reaganoliver956
      @reaganoliver956 3 роки тому +8

      @@k.v.7681 they may not get rid of the stain but it’ll be sanitized for sure

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 3 роки тому +12

      @@phillipanselmo8540 False. Usually the home owner pays specialized cleaning companies that deal with cleaing biohazards. There's a company on Instagram that films clean ups.

  • @LowDoughTech
    @LowDoughTech 29 днів тому

    I keep a big wire brush in my kitchen and livingroom window sill. For exactly why you mentioned about people putting their arms out. Also, a wire brush just looks so wicked no one wants to get hit with it. It's lightweight, easy to swing, and will rend flesh with little effort.
    Luckily I've never needed to use it, and I hope I never do. Ideally, Mister Pew Pew would be my go-to.
    Great video, by the way!

  • @capitancoolo1
    @capitancoolo1 4 роки тому +112

    Icy Mike: "I don't care if you're a level 8 dwarven barbarian, like me"

  • @FigyNewton
    @FigyNewton 2 роки тому +88

    I've always thought of using a frying pan as something and now I know I need to think about the grip. There's so much more control with that grip

    • @ScienceBitch123
      @ScienceBitch123 Рік тому +9

      If you did use a good stainless steel one. An aluminum pot like he had in this video is just going to piss someone off

    • @terg8472
      @terg8472 Рік тому +3

      lol yeah, blunt objects sound better than sharp objects when needing to incapacitate a intruder

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru Рік тому +3

      That's a good idea, you can fry and eat them

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 Рік тому

      Problem with positioning his thumb is that it increases risk of getting it bent backwards on both a strike & a parry.

    • @tomcatt998
      @tomcatt998 Рік тому +1

      i hv a 8" cast iron skillet

  • @powdertrax9742
    @powdertrax9742 3 роки тому +54

    I found from watching videos, news footage, and live situations that intruders/thugs don’t back down from bats/batons so that was the reason I switched to a machete and a can of wasp spray, I still have the wooden little league bat with drywall screws screwed into it as a backup to my backup to my guns

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 2 роки тому

      @@itsirish9582 Not as intimidating

    • @nicholas_obert
      @nicholas_obert 2 роки тому +6

      I like the wasp spray idea. I got one that can hit from 5 meters away, enough to scare them away or impede their vision while still keeping your distance

    • @pedroclaro7822
      @pedroclaro7822 2 роки тому +1

      @@nicholas_obert that's toxic and will cause serious damage...

    • @dawnstar7187
      @dawnstar7187 2 роки тому +1

      I have always carried a can of hornet spray with a 30 ft reach in my car. It's perfectly legal and so easy to use if needed. If they don't get to an ER soon, they will die. I'm not trying to intimidate, I'm trying to get away.

  • @blon.djukey9956
    @blon.djukey9956 Рік тому +5

    I keep a small camping shovel by my bed, tbh the shovel is a mean tool and give you a lot of options

    • @PeterMinoz-px3kx
      @PeterMinoz-px3kx 5 місяців тому

      In WW's soldiers used their entrenching tool to defend themselves.

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 21 день тому

      That's one helluva an idea

  • @Hexatomb
    @Hexatomb 3 роки тому +46

    I'm in my bedroom, I have a stun gun next to my bed and a stun baton near the door. I've also seen Home Alone like 30 times.

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 3 роки тому +1

      I've always thought a caddle prod would be effective. Long, slim and painful lol

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 роки тому +2

      Where do you live to be that worried someone's going to break in?

    • @Hexatomb
      @Hexatomb 3 роки тому +1

      @@nakkadu I don't live in a great neighborhood.

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hexatomb ah, hope you don't need your stun gun but if you do hopefully it keeps you safe!

    • @Hexatomb
      @Hexatomb 3 роки тому +1

      @@nakkadu me too!

  • @xBeauGaming
    @xBeauGaming 3 роки тому +162

    Pick up and throw my office chair at the front door area. Would hurt like hell and buy me time.

    • @androoloo1697
      @androoloo1697 3 роки тому +8

      throwing my trombone 😂

    • @seansilvas4532
      @seansilvas4532 3 роки тому +3

      Throwing one of two pugs that sleep with me!

    • @nozecone
      @nozecone 3 роки тому +11

      Throwing my wife. Then kids.

    • @lystic9392
      @lystic9392 3 роки тому +5

      @@seansilvas4532 Dual wielding pugs.

    • @seansilvas4532
      @seansilvas4532 3 роки тому

      @@lystic9392 I'm assuming this is funny ha ha

  • @jamesnicol7077
    @jamesnicol7077 3 роки тому +242

    Rule number 1, never bring a knife to a pan fight

    • @srobeck77
      @srobeck77 3 роки тому +20

      ill take my odds deflecting several pan strikes with my forearms vs several knife strikes that cause my arms to bleed out and is followed up by inevitable stabs to vital organs.

    • @Angelwolfs9
      @Angelwolfs9 3 роки тому +18

      That's why you should always buy cast iron, not those flimsy stainless steel "Walmart" pans! You can break a person's wrist or forearm fairly easy with a good cast iron fry pan!

    • @mr.meowgi9876
      @mr.meowgi9876 3 роки тому +3

      Bonk

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 3 роки тому +1

      One sorta dumb thing was the pepper spray like if the person doesn’t care about pepper spray you have no stopping power and with an axe or a gun even if that doesn’t stop them with pain it stops them with damage like an axe is extremely effective a two handed baseball bat isn’t even close to as effective as an axe as a weapon two handed axes have been used for thousands of years to kill people they do insanely high amounts of damage that it doesn’t really matter because sure you may have to strike more than once but how long is someone going to fight for after you chop off their arm or remove a chunk of their skull or something two handed axes are unbelievably deadly

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 роки тому +1

      @@srobeck77 That's because you have shit pans. I have pretty decent kitchen supplies given that I cook a lot, and I'd rather take a clean cut on the forearm than a whack of my sauce pan. My partner had a broken foot after letting my smallest one drop on it. And it's two times smaller than the one he had in the video.

  • @drewthompson7457
    @drewthompson7457 Рік тому +1

    At a yard sale I picked up a very small gardening shovel. It is long enough for me to stay away from an attacker. It is now sharp enough to shave with. I image I could swing it, but a thrust to the neck , leg or anywhere, would work well. It is in my bedroom. I also have a roofing hammer, similar to the small hand axe shown. I should sharpen it and keep handy.

  • @Papercut337
    @Papercut337 4 роки тому +84

    I support open carry of swords

    • @slendermanproxies
      @slendermanproxies 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @rexromana
      @rexromana 3 роки тому

      We can do it on Texas 😁

    • @guimecast8100
      @guimecast8100 3 роки тому

      Sim

    • @donflamingo795
      @donflamingo795 3 роки тому +1

      Honorable duels to settle our problems

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому

      Forget modern "fashion." I want fashion to be 20,000 dollar custom made battle ready gold hemmed plate armor and an accompanying blade fit for a king

  • @BobcatWolfenstein
    @BobcatWolfenstein 2 роки тому +27

    Bowie knives have heft, a back point, sharp belly and were considered very useful for self defense or offense at one time

  • @salis5918
    @salis5918 3 роки тому +39

    "What are you gonna do with it Debrah" I felt that..

  • @DanTheManIOM
    @DanTheManIOM 6 місяців тому +2

    Good to see a man take his work seriously and enjoy it at the same time.

  • @golddiggerdave
    @golddiggerdave 2 роки тому +168

    A Gladius (Roman short sword) is a very effective it can be used in very confined spaces, intimidating as hell and almost impossible to defend against fast short thrusts.

    • @isaacmai7961
      @isaacmai7961 2 роки тому +23

      Legit. Full legionary weaponry, including a gladius, dagger, shield and javelin is remarkably similar to what I would use personally if I had the choice (besides firearms), only substituting the traditional large rectangular shield for a circular shield with a diameter just larger than my forearm and exchanging the long javelin for a 4-5 foot spear. It has incredible versatility, and with a shortened spear and downsized shield, it is very powerful in confined spaces.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 роки тому +7

      I was just looking at Wakazashis and Tantos earlier...

    • @patricklondon6006
      @patricklondon6006 2 роки тому +4

      I was going to say the same thing.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 2 роки тому +7

      @@solomonstello Out of any Japanese sword, the Wakizashi is definitely the one to use in the confines of the home. Even the Chisa-Katana is a bit too long.

    • @TerenceOneil211
      @TerenceOneil211 Рік тому +15

      @@isaacmai7961 if i broke into a house and a guy is staring me down with a spear id just leave

  • @HoodJigsaw
    @HoodJigsaw 4 роки тому +38

    i have a hydroflask and some experience in swing-chun

  • @ChrisChronos
    @ChrisChronos Рік тому +85

    Here in Spain plenty of people have a half sized baseball bat. I've seen them in bars, offices, and people's homes. It seems like a good defence tool because its small enough to use, but also still sturdy enough to deal damage

    • @dynaflow666
      @dynaflow666 Рік тому +5

      Yes. There are some nice ones from Cold Steel that don`t break.

    • @pmac5934
      @pmac5934 Рік тому +2

      It's called a ' rounders bat ' in Old English ( circa 1975 ) and is particularly good for defending oneself against mildly annoyed geography teachers. Honestly, assuming no firearms or blades , for speed at close quarter use a flexible cosh. At distance use a sling. In extremis , bash their heads against the surface of the planet for a bit until they've had enough. Works every time for me .

    • @nabcunion
      @nabcunion 9 місяців тому +1

      It's not, though. Unless you train with it. Same with any weapon.

    • @mjh5437
      @mjh5437 8 місяців тому

      @@pmac5934 Yeah,I have a few 18" Rounders bats stashed around the house too.

    • @velzaresp8623
      @velzaresp8623 7 місяців тому +1

      Hahahaha "porras de madera" they have a leather strap to attach to your wrist. They are funny you can put some phrases or quotes, like "quitamanos" (hand remover), "quiero ser útil" (I wanna be useful) "anestecia rápida" (quick anesthesia) "seguro obligatorio" (Obligatory insurance)

  • @anthonyglaser929
    @anthonyglaser929 6 місяців тому

    Back in the 70's there was a fella named Michael Echanis who authored several books on knife and stick fighting. Before his early death flying into Nicaragua he received both a purple heart, and a bronze star for his service in Vietnam. As a youth he boxed, studied Hapikido and Judo and he taught hand to hand combat at Fort Bragg to the spec ops guys. He seems to have taken a slightly different view on the techniques and lethality of knife fighting and given his credentials I think probably I would follow his advise on knife fighting before some youtuber poster.

  • @mb-watches
    @mb-watches 4 роки тому +32

    Living in Germany. What I noticed living in Mexico and the U.S.: Your doors really are bad. I mean, no offence but here we have solid doors with 3 bolts in the top, middle and bottom. These are already not easy to kick in.
    I myself have a baton and a strong flash light beside my bed.
    I just don’t like the idea having to come close to an invader or burglar.
    Anyways, best safety is to relay on reinforced doors and windows, plus a strong flashlight which you could use for hitting too...

    • @Rabauke2.0
      @Rabauke2.0 4 роки тому +1

      Absolut. Die Türen und Fenster in den meisten Häusern von Ottonormalverbraucher in den USA sind ein Witz.

    • @dravez
      @dravez 4 роки тому

      People on the US leaves the windows open or have no protection at all on them. I wont even think about door security with those windows

    • @mb-watches
      @mb-watches 4 роки тому +1

      paulsan2112 thanks Buddy That and maybe a furry friend who makes noise in the first place can work already the trick

    • @derpatrizier
      @derpatrizier 4 роки тому +1

      Als Polizist eines Nachbarlandes von Deutschland gebe ich Ihnen absolut recht, was Türen angeht, weise aber darauf hin, dass 95% ALLER Eindringlinge über ein Fenster oder Balkontüre oder Terrassentüre kommen.

    • @papadeltavictor664
      @papadeltavictor664 4 роки тому +1

      Wir im Elsass, haben zwar einen einfacheren Zugang zu Waffen als in Deutschland aber das Hauptproblem bleibt : man muss bereit sein bevor die bösen Buben an der Bettkante stehen… Meine Wohnungstür wurde in diesem Sinn verstärkt und mein Waffenschrank lässt sich binnen 1 Sekunde per Fingerabdruck öffnen... Dafür wird es draußen zunehmend gefährlicher.

  • @X-Gen-001
    @X-Gen-001 4 роки тому +23

    I've had to repel an attempted home invasion once before and all I had with me at the time was a chrome support leg for a portable BBQ. I had a little time to grab it while they were kicking the window in. It worked but the experience made me paranoid about intruders lol. So now I have hidden weapons stashed all over the place in my house. Hammers, knives, bayonets, a machete, a big old meat cleaver, a cold steel Brooklyn Smasher baseball bat, a katana, an M48 zombie apocalypse spear and other fun surprises. Chance favours the prepared :) Somebody tries coming in again, they'll wish they hadn't real quick.

  • @angelesvaldez8842
    @angelesvaldez8842 4 роки тому +417

    "How sharp are your kitchen knives?"
    me: *laughs in chef*

    • @humanbiker
      @humanbiker 4 роки тому +13

      If you're strong enough, you don't need a sharp knife

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 4 роки тому +9

      I like the little factoid that you're less likely to accidentally cut yourself with a sharp kitchen knife than a dull one.

    • @T1337P
      @T1337P 4 роки тому +17

      @@scottmacgregor3444 A dull knife is the most dangerous thing in the kitchen!

    • @T1337P
      @T1337P 4 роки тому +17

      Not a pro chef, but i sure damn keep my knives razor sharp. Nothing feels better than a knife running through frozen shit, or cut a soft ripe tomato in 1 mm slices without smushing it.

    • @michaelclarkson1376
      @michaelclarkson1376 4 роки тому +3

      Every knife in my house is kept shaving sharp.

  • @Arviragus13
    @Arviragus13 Рік тому +1

    Something worth noting with axes, weapon axes and tool axes have very different heads - weapon axes always have much smaller, lighter heads, for more speed, and will still deal some serious damage.
    Tool axes with larger heads are able to have larger ones, because they don't need to be used with any real speed or sense of urgency. Sure, it'd really suck to get hit by one, if you survived, but a weapon axe is ready to swing again before you've even stopped the swing of a splitter or something like that

  • @mrjohndownzz2392
    @mrjohndownzz2392 3 роки тому +234

    Leave a note saying "shoes off" then throw Lego down the stairs

  • @kalannorman3275
    @kalannorman3275 2 роки тому +36

    I'm not 6'4, and definitely no black belt, I am however a carpenter and if I hit someone with one of my 22oz framing hammers, they would have at minimum, a TBI, but most likely killed. But just like you, I'll do whatever is necessary to protect my family. Great video man. Great information and it really gets people thinking.

    • @josephcoleman57
      @josephcoleman57 2 роки тому

      been using a 22oz Stanley for decades

    • @armadillotoe
      @armadillotoe 2 роки тому +1

      Not only is that a great weapon, but it also is something you have used for years and is like an extension of your body.

    • @justinjackson4073
      @justinjackson4073 2 роки тому

      I'm a roofer and like you the hammer is my go to weapon for inside the house defense or if there's multiple attackers. I can take a baseball bat from most folks because it's to long and most folks don't know how to actually use one. They just swing and hope for the best usually. Bats are terrible for inside close quarters combat.

    • @ScienceBitch123
      @ScienceBitch123 Рік тому +1

      Would be pretty difficult to bludgeon someone with a hammer unless you're a cold blooded killer. You also have to get very close and a moving target trying to grab your hammer is not a nail, you'll likely not be effective

  • @jakewilliamson1475
    @jakewilliamson1475 4 роки тому +139

    "I dont think you would be able to stab this into someone"
    *Laughs in butcher*

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 роки тому +11

      I don't think you can stab someone, what are you, a serial killer? Oh but I do think you can shoot someone dead, of course...

    • @jakewilliamson1475
      @jakewilliamson1475 4 роки тому +3

      @Redgren Grumbholdt yeah wouldn't take long at all

    • @tomaszgaluba1459
      @tomaszgaluba1459 4 роки тому

      I don't think that any "bad guy", even well trained, would be that willing to take the risk of approaching someone with the knife, even a complete amateur. Assuming that this "bad guy" is going with just bare hands, that is.

    • @reclutacontramontina5354
      @reclutacontramontina5354 4 роки тому +2

      @@tomaszgaluba1459 Exactly. The knife is the right ammount of "Don't approach me, you'll lose more than you'll gain" and "I have more power in my hands than I can handle if I don't intend to kill you"
      What can you do with a gun other than killing the intruder? Could someone live knowing they just killed someone that got into the wrong house?

    • @tomaszgaluba1459
      @tomaszgaluba1459 4 роки тому +2

      @@reclutacontramontina5354 Well, both knife and a gun have the intimidating factor. The first of the two even more. The fear of being stabbed in the guts or "merely" having arms slashed is something one wouldn't ignore.
      And if I remember well, just putting bayonettes on rifles was used as a scare tactic during WWII. I personally would rather be shot than take the frickin' bayonette between the ribs.

  • @manlyadvice1789
    @manlyadvice1789 2 роки тому +419

    One tip to add: Leaving a weapon sitting by the door is the same thing as offering it to an intruder. He's now an armed intruder.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 роки тому +18

      If he wasn't before..

    • @legallyfree2955
      @legallyfree2955 Рік тому +5

      @@solomonstello I was going to say, he is probably already an armed intruder and your front door probably should be locked so you should get at least a few seconds before he can get through it.

    • @VendettasRevolution
      @VendettasRevolution Рік тому +11

      Good. Now I have a better defense in a court case. 😂

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 Рік тому +3

      Intruders usually don't enter through the main door, I think. But yeah, I agree in spirit.

    • @giantcocgaming9884
      @giantcocgaming9884 Рік тому +1

      Gotta make the fight even

  • @daveburklund2295
    @daveburklund2295 10 місяців тому +2

    I'd grab my cutlass. I have one in the living room and one in the bedroom. Cut and thrust weapon purpose built for fighting in close quarters and I do know how to use it. If the intruder has a gun, I'm screwed.

  • @AvengerXOFXBlood
    @AvengerXOFXBlood 3 роки тому +36

    Oddly enough, I've always been a fan of kitchen pots and pans for my imaginary home invasion scenarios (even the ones with orcs). They are simultaneously bludgeoning devices AND a buckler (mini shield)

    • @lajoyalobos2009
      @lajoyalobos2009 3 роки тому +3

      Cast iron makes some awesome meals, also great for bludgeoning the hell out of someone.

    • @andersbjrnsen7203
      @andersbjrnsen7203 2 роки тому +1

      Light frying pan is a nice bludgeoing weapon!

    • @Jonathan-mt9up
      @Jonathan-mt9up 2 роки тому

      And after the bludgeoning, if you feel sorry for the invader you can make them an omelet.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 роки тому +1

      @@lajoyalobos2009- One way to season the skillet.

    • @fallencrusader2975
      @fallencrusader2975 2 роки тому

      Way too heavy with little pay off to be effective...

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 роки тому +150

    It's weird when you say you don't like edged weapons, but keep picking up axes.

    • @Blackhawk4208
      @Blackhawk4208 3 роки тому +35

      Y’all know that the best self-defense weapon is a 1885 cannon loaded with grape shot that is strategically placed apon the stairs

    • @ThatTallGuy0
      @ThatTallGuy0 3 роки тому +13

      @@Blackhawk4208 the roughians won’t be expecting that

    • @Blackhawk4208
      @Blackhawk4208 3 роки тому +5

      Let’s just hope I don’t hit the neighbors dog

    • @wes4192
      @wes4192 3 роки тому +5

      I’d prefer to fight a guy with a frypan over a guy with a knife personally

    • @beypazarbagmls6791
      @beypazarbagmls6791 3 роки тому +1

      @@Blackhawk4208 don't forget shouting "tally ho, lads"

  • @tghooker5123
    @tghooker5123 2 роки тому +143

    Physical conditioning is probably the most important in self defense. Even if you have a weapon you will need to be strong enough to strike with enough force to defend yourself.

    • @TON-vz3pe
      @TON-vz3pe Рік тому +3

      The best one is chemical weapons.

    • @Ethan.YT.
      @Ethan.YT. Рік тому +10

      ​@@TON-vz3pe yeah fbi, Thats why I have mustard gas in my house

    • @ACE_1921
      @ACE_1921 Рік тому +6

      @@Ethan.YT. yeah fbi that’s why I’ve made a mixture of C,4 H,4 CI,2S in a Coca-Cola can filled with sugar and sodium chlorite

    • @ACE_1921
      @ACE_1921 Рік тому +5

      @@TON-vz3pe wrong the real best one is to duck tape a m18 claymore to a roomba

    • @magnusryder
      @magnusryder Рік тому +2

      ​@@TON-vz3pe boiling hot sugar water

  • @Coulterculture
    @Coulterculture 2 роки тому +60

    Never keep your weapon next to the door. This means you have to run toward a home invader while unarmed, get past them, arm yourself, and then attack. Weapons should be next to your bed, be it fire arms or melee weapons

  • @Wolfyjinny
    @Wolfyjinny 10 місяців тому +2

    We can't have guns in the UK for self-defence and we can't have "Self-defence weapons", I wish I could tell you what my go-to is but I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone who decides they want to hurt my family in my home

  • @DaedricNZ
    @DaedricNZ 3 роки тому +87

    Man I never considered a flashlight in terms of blinding someone, I've only ever thought of using the big ones as clubs. Being able to blind someone seems like it would work really well. Maybe a strong flashlight in one hand and some kind of bludgeoner in the other, or even a flashlight paired with pepper spray.

    • @Troy_Sent_A_Message
      @Troy_Sent_A_Message 2 роки тому +1

      The best 18650 flashlight is NOT going to "blind" someone. I had a property invader, flashlight full blast in their face. It keeps them from seeing what you are doing, and it's annoying to them, but don't kid yourself, you aren't going to "blind" anyone (if you are lucky it gives you 1-2 seconds of their eyes needing to adjust after high powered flashlight blast to the eyes, but then again if someone is getting flashlight to the face they don't stand and stare "into the light" like a deer or something). Buy one and have someone try it on you, doesn't work. But most small tac flashlights are made to be used as a weapon as last line of defense if need be.

    • @assassinmanx6128
      @assassinmanx6128 2 роки тому

      @putalawea equisde not to everyone. Some people been sprayed and can handle it. As well it’s not an instant blinder like movies. Once someone is sprayed? They can still punch, stab etc for a few seconds until they start coughing, sneezing, and spewing fluids everywhere lol.

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 роки тому

      @@Troy_Sent_A_Message My flashlight comes with an 8 million volt stinger, if an attacker gets too close. I wouldn't even give a warning buzz, because I'll WANT to use it on him/her. Pepper spray at close quarters? Problematic, I believe.

  • @CLEBLUED
    @CLEBLUED 4 роки тому +53

    "What are you going to do with this, DEBORAH?!"

    • @jimme.1707
      @jimme.1707 4 роки тому +1

      Grannies can choose a better improvise weapon: The Roller Pin

  • @PrometheusV
    @PrometheusV 2 роки тому +17

    In my country most home invasions take place when the owner isnt there. So when you are home and surprise them, i think the most important rule is that you are not in their way so they can easily flee. Other than that i would go for a serrated bread knife. You dont need much force to cut someone and if you wield it in a wild close pattern in front of you its hard for someone to get their hand on you without being slashed. Those cuts hurt like hell in an instance and can demotivate very quickly

  • @blackhand9581
    @blackhand9581 3 місяці тому +2

    One thing that alot of people forget about home defense is the defense aspect.
    Sure, you've got the perfect wweapon. What if you get shot or stabbed? What's there to defend against that?
    My home got invaded once. The attacker was adamant with leaving with whatever valuable he could grab so he wasn't leaving even with my crossbow pointed at him. He lunged at me and tried to stab me. You know what saved me? I wrapped a bunch of magazines and taped it around me as some sort of improvised anti-stab armor when I knew the attacker wasn't going to leave.
    Since then, I've been investing time and money on body armor that's maneuverable and able to protect me. I haven't found much other than steel plates.
    Protect your home, property, and family. But above all else, protect yourself. You can't defend your home, property, and family if you can't protect yourself.

    • @tonynasaofficial
      @tonynasaofficial 3 місяці тому

      Best response ngl no one talks about the defense aspect just the offense

  • @paulmitchell5349
    @paulmitchell5349 2 роки тому +17

    Totally agree about the pan. The best weapon is your intention/state of mind. 5 guys were using a jemmy on my neighbor's door. I had a powerful flashlight and lit them up, and calmly told them I was calling the cops, from my upstairs window. They waited 5 seconds then ran like hell. A pitbull or 2 would also be useful.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 роки тому +1

      I'm going to get some Rotts in the future.

    • @MarkArrand-cf4cl
      @MarkArrand-cf4cl Рік тому +1

      I hate to say it, but dogs can be neutralized as well. I am not one to commit animal cruelty, use Bear Spray. If it can stop a bear, a dog doesn't stand a chance. If that don't work, give the dog a case of the "22 flu". More often than not, it is fatal for the dog.

  • @Quurax
    @Quurax 3 роки тому +121

    "you gonna stick that knife into a person?"
    *swings the axe*

    • @cargosquid
      @cargosquid 3 роки тому +9

      You noticed that too? The women I know would be MUCH more comfortable with a nice simple stab than hacking away at someone.

    • @Quurax
      @Quurax 3 роки тому +5

      @@cargosquid of course they do.i mean this guy is just stupid with all of is argueing.

    • @gladius2489
      @gladius2489 3 роки тому +4

      I agree. Few people have the ruthlessness to do that.

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 роки тому +1

      Yup. Most injuries occuring on aggressors in such cases are a single stab or cut. Most average people in panick don't become mauling beasts. It's stick and run.

    • @DeathProof132
      @DeathProof132 3 роки тому +2

      If someone is not willing or able to stab an attacker with a knife in self defense then they're realistically not someone who's gonna do shit to defend themselves at all anyway so worrying about the weapon choice becomes completely irrelevant. Bonus tip: if you're defending yourself with a kitchen knife then use it for slashing rather than stabbing because they're made for cutting (not stabbing) and they will absolutely fucking wreck whatever soft tissue they come into contact with and create a bloody mess in a hurry.

  • @Thumper770
    @Thumper770 3 роки тому +46

    The hammer is my personal favorite melee weapon. It doesn't get as much love as it should.

    • @ricardorodriguez5549
      @ricardorodriguez5549 2 роки тому +3

      Drywall hammer describes a nifty arc

    • @M357.
      @M357. 2 роки тому

      @@apegrasshoplizard but you have to think if you can slice someone up and see how he bleeds out most neurotypical people cant do that even if they think they can they can't you have to be tapped to use a knife or a machete and if you cant use it just dont use it take the hammer or something else if your enemy takes the kukri from you you almost dead a kukri is a very dangerous weapon i got one myself

    • @garychandler4296
      @garychandler4296 2 роки тому +2

      There is a reason outlaw bikers will carry ball peen hammers. Not to mention they're not illegal either.

    • @tghooker5123
      @tghooker5123 2 роки тому +1

      Hammer seems very practical for use in a small space.

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 2 роки тому +1

      Got used quite a bit in Dnepropetrovsk a few years ago!

  • @elvispressplay7735
    @elvispressplay7735 Рік тому +1

    I keep a hickory axe handle next to the bed, next to the couch, and in my main hallway. Plus I have a rack with three sticks on it in the living room and one of those is a hickory axe handle as well.
    Hoping that means I have a weapon at hand at all times.

  • @thecjwolfpack
    @thecjwolfpack 3 роки тому +200

    All the dislikes are dudes who are 6'4 and black belts in 3 different martial arts

    • @sanderson9338
      @sanderson9338 3 роки тому +6

      Nope its people who have confidence in their own home defence plans. Anyone who fails to plan plans to fail. There is some good info here but some bs too.

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 3 роки тому +1

      @@sanderson9338 what's the b.s.?

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 3 роки тому +3

      Well, i am 6'6" and not a black belt in any. :P

    • @Supernaught00
      @Supernaught00 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanwessner3456 lol wtf you're almost an entire foot taller than me.

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 3 роки тому +1

      @@Supernaught00 my parents didn't believe in spanking, they used the rack....I am also the tallest in my family...

  • @Dukekhalel
    @Dukekhalel 4 роки тому +135

    Living room: my wife's imposing yankee candle selection, chunk them as hard I can.

    • @CinoXL
      @CinoXL 4 роки тому +11

      10 years ago at a keg party my buddy got hit from behind with a large yankee candle jar some scumbag him with. It broke into pieces but he took it. He turned to the guy and laughed and that scumbag turned 100 shades of white realizing he just fucked up...... It Took 5 of us to peel him off the guy. One of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

    • @CinoXL
      @CinoXL 4 роки тому +5

      200 sutures, a ct scan and a story we still tell to this day.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  4 роки тому +14

      Those would really hurt

    • @mikeemanuele1765
      @mikeemanuele1765 4 роки тому +2

      Bro! Lol
      Same and same!
      I thought it was gonna be funny and original but It’s even funnier seeing that I’m not the first to drop this in the comments

    • @176bammm
      @176bammm 4 роки тому

      ....Would a particular scent add effectiveness..? Maybe Sandalwood &, Frankincense...How about Fresh Linen, No- maybe cotton candy 🍬!

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 4 роки тому +26

    I've watched enough Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer to know how effective the axe is. Ha ha ha ha!
    In all seriousness, I would really like more home invasion stuff. Especially with all the stuff going on now, I've grown increasingly paranoid at home by myself.