history of the entire world, i guess but its clean (No swearing, for schools and teachers! )

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  • @headstrongsrk
    @headstrongsrk 2 роки тому +1371

    this video is fucking useless if you dont actually censor things properly.

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  2 роки тому +387

      honestly i have no idea why i made this 5 years ago

    • @22oreos
      @22oreos 2 роки тому +18

      @@Nuttybartony sup

    • @_Lillypad
      @_Lillypad 2 роки тому +52

      At this point I'm numb to swearing, so I might as well watch the original 🤠👍

    • @legendgames128
      @legendgames128 2 роки тому +16

      @@Nuttybartony You are the same guy who made "Smash Ultimate Characters and their Criminal Offenses" two years later in 2019.

    • @SIurpySoup
      @SIurpySoup 2 роки тому +8

      Nice amount of likes bro

  • @r0achswine
    @r0achswine 5 років тому +5576

    Funny thing is that this one is blocked at my school and not the original-

  • @Jokai.thinks
    @Jokai.thinks 5 років тому +5264

    This is great to show for in
    1. History class
    2. Science class
    3. *M U S I C CLASS*

    • @tsg7official
      @tsg7official 5 років тому +232

      1: Art class because this is art

    • @carolthedimented
      @carolthedimented 5 років тому +26

      43rd subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments

    • @HyperFanboy
      @HyperFanboy 5 років тому +15

      44th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

    • @bighugeweiner
      @bighugeweiner 5 років тому +11

      45th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

    • @jessicaharrison9595
      @jessicaharrison9595 5 років тому +11

      46th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

  • @seraphenic5775
    @seraphenic5775 7 років тому +6638

    I would love to be the weird teacher that shows this kinda stuff in lessons lol

    • @pixelsilzavon77
      @pixelsilzavon77 7 років тому +172

      Kaitlin Read I remember my old 7th grade social studies teacher always showed Horrible Histories and other stuff like this in class. I wish this was around when I was in that class.

    • @Nepix24
      @Nepix24 7 років тому +126

      Kaitlin Read my 9th grade history teacher showed the class this video, with the cursing

    • @caroline-gw1zq
      @caroline-gw1zq 7 років тому +15

      army?

    • @seraphenic5775
      @seraphenic5775 7 років тому +3

      Yep! x

    • @caroline-gw1zq
      @caroline-gw1zq 7 років тому +7

      Kaitlin Read yay :)

  • @Noah_Obama
    @Noah_Obama 4 роки тому +264

    Me: *takes out a pack of gum at school*
    The rest of the class: 16:26

    • @Memedumpsplatoon
      @Memedumpsplatoon 4 роки тому +5

      the Arabs revolt and Britain helps

    • @afrini
      @afrini 3 роки тому

      This made me laugh, thank you

    • @midnightshadow8687
      @midnightshadow8687 3 роки тому

      i find this comment funny cuz it perfectly goes "Communism" at 16:26, is very funny

    • @Loygee123
      @Loygee123 3 роки тому +3

      *our* gum

    • @MicJam9999
      @MicJam9999 10 місяців тому

      so true bro

  • @caio5851
    @caio5851 6 років тому +3115

    Dad: Hey son, let's go to the park!
    Me: *NO*
    Dad: Why?
    Me: *THE SUN IT'S A DEADLY LAZER*

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 6 років тому +1588

    I feel like the "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Seljuk turks" is a highly underrated part of this video.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 6 років тому +22

      Alice Red That's literally my second favorite part after the intermission :)

    • @thanoshock8432
      @thanoshock8432 6 років тому +11

      I love the Aaa

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 6 років тому +9

      Aah! Said the byzantine empire

    • @Leeanicorn
      @Leeanicorn 6 років тому +4

      Time stamp?

    • @ddotkaan
      @ddotkaan 6 років тому +3

      It's as bayrakları

  • @OwO-
    @OwO- 7 років тому +2179

    "New just got made"

    • @traceyroyal
      @traceyroyal 7 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @carterplays8165
      @carterplays8165 7 років тому +3

      Zendinna it shoudlve been just got made

    • @carterplays8165
      @carterplays8165 7 років тому +5

      so it would kinda like a star just got made

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 7 років тому +7

      ~star dust~

    • @simonlindner693
      @simonlindner693 7 років тому +21

      "Now you can buy your way out of hell!" "That's, this whole thing is cam the church, here's 95 reasons why"

  • @manosemnomealgum
    @manosemnomealgum 2 роки тому +97

    "Hey, can we go to surface now?"
    "NO"
    "Why?"
    "The sun is a deadly lazer"
    "Oh alr"
    *Exactly 2 seconds later*
    "nvm theres a Blaaanket"
    "Oh ok then lets go to surface"
    bro i love this part

    • @Lilpumpkin13
      @Lilpumpkin13 8 місяців тому

      Everyone Has heard this (Probably) And for me It's still good😂

    • @Lamp_cillplayz
      @Lamp_cillplayz 8 місяців тому +1

      That’s how the meme started

  • @esf9827
    @esf9827 7 років тому +8009

    *you can make a religion out of this*

  • @ax6527
    @ax6527 7 років тому +336

    "Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off
    wow you could make a reli- *no don't*

  • @ash6074
    @ash6074 6 років тому +1631

    You could make a religion out of- NO DONT

    • @kidspartan
      @kidspartan 6 років тому +5

      You could make a religion out of this

    • @invizible624
      @invizible624 6 років тому +2

      kidspartan 1111 you could make. A religion out of this

    • @invizible624
      @invizible624 6 років тому +1

      No dont

    • @Leeanicorn
      @Leeanicorn 5 років тому

      Time stamp??

    • @lizzybeth6377
      @lizzybeth6377 5 років тому +2

      How 'bout I do - anyway.

  • @chelseaprehn1575
    @chelseaprehn1575 4 роки тому +35

    OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I was thinking I was going to have to edit this entire video to show to my 8th graders, but you already did it! You're magical!!

    • @PatryceHarris
      @PatryceHarris 9 місяців тому

      except for the goddamn between 13 and 14 minutes.

    • @F6347_VR
      @F6347_VR 7 місяців тому

      @@PatryceHarris no way you count damn as a swear. It's like saying cra

  • @micheleshelbourne2577
    @micheleshelbourne2577 7 років тому +2158

    how to study for every single history test ever

    • @landonclark4827
      @landonclark4827 7 років тому +1

      benjisadickhead true

    • @certifiednimrod8041
      @certifiednimrod8041 7 років тому +4

      What do you think im doing watching this?

    • @fleshhive5269
      @fleshhive5269 7 років тому +1

      lol

    • @allyspeedruns
      @allyspeedruns 7 років тому +2

      Untrue unfortunatley ;-;

    • @_GatoradeMeBitch
      @_GatoradeMeBitch 7 років тому +5

      lack of detail makes it so fucking hard tho, like we currently have the dutch revolt and im supposed to remember that when a king of france dies the entirity of low countries now is in control of austria. somehow. fuck.

  • @connerscott7096
    @connerscott7096 7 років тому +5788

    Rip 8 seconds of swearing.

    • @swaymj6792
      @swaymj6792 7 років тому +27

      Conner Scott OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND THE ROUNDTABLE SHOUTTED YOU OUT

    • @thehellbredsatan6717
      @thehellbredsatan6717 7 років тому +75

      Conner Scott yah Ima call you out for using a fake channel to promote yours

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 7 років тому +79

      That feel when you love their channel with 2 videos

    • @hanisch4336
      @hanisch4336 7 років тому +22

      I can just see the tear on your face

    • @jadaliu3661
      @jadaliu3661 7 років тому +11

      Conner Scott FUCK now I can't show this to my teacher.

  • @SaltedToaster
    @SaltedToaster 5 років тому +1279

    If I was a history teacher(which, pfffffft, no. I'm terrible at history), I would play this every day to my students even if they got sick of it. By the end of the year they could quote it like a poetry teacher quotes shakespeare.

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 4 роки тому +38

      I think the effect would be cooler to show this at the start when everyone knows nothing, and then in the end again when you know all the details and the connections.

    • @hannahhayes4989
      @hannahhayes4989 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 3 роки тому +12

      @@mauer1
      you show it once at the beginning of the year. your students think you're pretty cool but they think the video is a complete joke. they learn stuff over the year, you let them watch the video again and they realize that it was all connected

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 3 роки тому +1

      @@bruhsauce644 exactly.

    • @heyohhsss7002
      @heyohhsss7002 3 роки тому

      even if they got sick of it?

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 2 роки тому +65

    The censoring is so smooth it’s like the cursing was never there

  • @modularjoeba
    @modularjoeba 6 років тому +946

    Anybody realized Bill never unpaused the universe making?

  • @suspiciousdonut3960
    @suspiciousdonut3960 7 років тому +231

    Pffffffttt we watched the un-clean version in my class

  • @mochip9665
    @mochip9665 5 років тому +1150

    Commercial: Tired of living in the bottom of the ocean?
    SpongeBob: oh yes!!!
    Commercial: Now you can eat sunlight!!!

    • @monsters691
      @monsters691 5 років тому +26

      "Taste the sun"

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 5 років тому +9

      Taste the S U U U U U U N

    • @bern.4
      @bern.4 5 років тому +8

      Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food
      Jingle: *Taste the S U N N N*

    • @Mel-wu8cz
      @Mel-wu8cz 5 років тому

      Ethan cho u mean Ariel from the little mermaid

    • @cream2406
      @cream2406 5 років тому +1

      169...
      69
      N I C E

  • @eggy2007
    @eggy2007 3 роки тому +129

    I showed this to my students and they literally laughed their brains out! Epic video by the way.

    • @placefeature5329
      @placefeature5329 Рік тому +3

      This is true. God made the earth.

    • @thesecondone813
      @thesecondone813 Рік тому

      @@placefeature5329 I personally believe God created evolution and the big bang. The big bang couldn't have happened entirely on it's own, something had to trigger it. The trigger is God, basically. God created science.

  • @LRexChess
    @LRexChess 4 роки тому +2372

    When you’re playing the google dinosaur game but the WiFi comes back on:
    3:51

  • @ThomerTD
    @ThomerTD 7 років тому +306

    my english teacher shown us the original for some reason, whit a ''complete the blanks'' test while watching

    • @unconsciousasuka1816
      @unconsciousasuka1816 7 років тому +24

      English teacher?

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 років тому +5

      Nah, it would be a be a World History teacher trying to teach the basics.

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 років тому +40

      Fill in the blank: "Bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION and make some brand new way crazier ______."

    • @pink1200
      @pink1200 7 років тому

      Robert Blanchard thing inventors

    • @george-pi5mo
      @george-pi5mo 7 років тому

      Robert Blanchard SPACE DUSTTTT

  • @amanofcultur9903
    @amanofcultur9903 7 років тому +727

    I'll starve myself till death if the Brtish don't leave.
    *Wait that worked?*

    • @obi-wankenobi2898
      @obi-wankenobi2898 7 років тому +7

      I read this as your profile pictures voice

    • @amanofcultur9903
      @amanofcultur9903 7 років тому +5

      Obi-Wan Kenobi
      1-Haha
      2-Thanks for replying to this comment, I didn't even know it had this many likes.

    • @obi-wankenobi2898
      @obi-wankenobi2898 7 років тому +2

      You're welcome congratulations on getting so many likes proud to be one of them

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 7 років тому

      LOL

    • @harriettoh7188
      @harriettoh7188 7 років тому

      Uncle Bob lol

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 4 роки тому +39

    No one:
    Me in the shower:
    🎶Not any more there's a blanket🎶

  • @biscoot7436
    @biscoot7436 7 років тому +717

    'I can't get from here to there without buying a boat' shows a plane fly across the Atlantic, Makes sense right?

  • @psycho2787
    @psycho2787 7 років тому +2282

    500 Billion (Or whatever) Years ago: The floor is no longer lava...
    2017: The floor is lava

    • @tartandspoongaming1576
      @tartandspoongaming1576 7 років тому +24

      Psycho 500 BILLION?!???!?
      The universe is only like 13 billion years. Just sayin

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 років тому +7

      Cristian Babencu the sun is 4.6 billion years old dumbass

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 років тому +3

      the sun is 4.5-4.6 billion years old.the universe is only 13 billion years old.and it takes hundreds of millions of years to form a star.the mw galaxy is 12-13 billion years old.the sun was formed by the solar nebula.

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 років тому +5

      excuse me,the earth is the oldest planet?we havent explored the whole milky way yet. and we havent done any tests on other planets so we dont know that either.

    • @scottcameron3030
      @scottcameron3030 7 років тому +2

      Yo Mama Neither of you found the right thing. The sun is considerably older than all planets since it was around during their formations. Its thought one of the Gas Giants, like Jupiter, is the oldest. Look up Wandering Jupiters.

  • @jacqueline8288
    @jacqueline8288 6 років тому +259

    you could make a relig--
    No, don't.
    *DYING*

  • @ianimatebadly3715
    @ianimatebadly3715 4 роки тому +114

    Cop: You're under arrest.
    Me: Wh- What, why?!
    Cop: There's literally a corpse on the floor behind you
    Me: 3:05

    • @cybrgtz
      @cybrgtz 3 роки тому +2

      underrated comment

    • @ianimatebadly3715
      @ianimatebadly3715 3 роки тому +2

      @@cybrgtz thank u but I stole it for likes

    • @cybrgtz
      @cybrgtz 3 роки тому +2

      @@ianimatebadly3715 damn😔

    • @cibinthomas4007
      @cibinthomas4007 3 роки тому

      @@ianimatebadly3715 What is the joke here?

    • @ianimatebadly3715
      @ianimatebadly3715 3 роки тому

      @@cibinthomas4007 what joke-?

  • @stuffz4040
    @stuffz4040 7 років тому +1380

    Perfect for my Christian mine craft server

  • @tlshipejr
    @tlshipejr 5 років тому +340

    "let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how." 😂

  • @Blox4Bob
    @Blox4Bob 7 років тому +2734

    Taste the *SUN*

    • @royal5824
      @royal5824 7 років тому +1

      ROBOTIK MCPE mfl

    • @arw1969
      @arw1969 7 років тому +14

      ROBOTIK MCPE taste the deadly laser

    • @tjz98_61
      @tjz98_61 7 років тому +5

      I was at this part when i read this...

    • @tensta1633
      @tensta1633 7 років тому +2

      PLasma-Rocket League same wtf

    • @ProTupper
      @ProTupper 7 років тому +12

      No, praise the sun

  • @idogplayz990
    @idogplayz990 3 роки тому +22

    I wonder how teachers gonna react to
    “Hey can we go on land”
    “NO”
    “Why?”
    “The sun is a deadly lazer”

    • @emo_star7151
      @emo_star7151 Рік тому +1

      It’s spelt like “Laser”, not “Lazer”

    • @roxanasanz675
      @roxanasanz675 5 місяців тому +1

      🎵not anymore there's a blanket!🎵

  • @blublyle22
    @blublyle22 7 років тому +2651

    Thank you so much for this! I'm going to miss the "Damn, said Amsterdam" joke if my teachers decide to show this on class, though

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  7 років тому +63

      Daniela Harumi yeah that was a good one!

    • @HotSkeleton
      @HotSkeleton 7 років тому +21

      Nuttybartony hey, you left some hells and bullshits and shit in there...

    • @vidyahgame3088
      @vidyahgame3088 7 років тому +2

      Why did you even remove it?

    • @somiant5846
      @somiant5846 7 років тому +5

      I don't remember that line...

    • @AuroraNora3
      @AuroraNora3 7 років тому +45

      Is "damn" a swear word now? wat

  • @baileyd0tcom
    @baileyd0tcom 7 років тому +1762

    this is actually some what educational

    • @baileyd0tcom
      @baileyd0tcom 7 років тому +2

      :D

    • @iguanaman2003
      @iguanaman2003 7 років тому +2

      Bailey Covey second time i watched this 😂

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 7 років тому +28

      "somewhat" This summarizes every social study lesson. Other than elections.

    • @knighteix
      @knighteix 7 років тому

      Bailey Covey ikr

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 7 років тому +6

      Only somewhat!? This is hella educational. Unless you already knew all this stuff. In which case I guess not.

  • @cait2141
    @cait2141 6 років тому +781

    i told my history teacher to play this. she did. i’m happy

    • @purplezombie4940
      @purplezombie4940 6 років тому +7

      Mine said no cuz of the crack comment.😡

    • @Blurq
      @Blurq 6 років тому +7

      There is a school where 1 teacher teaches everything. I'm gonna become that teacher and play that's for the oldest students

    • @loraverse681
      @loraverse681 6 років тому +2

      Lol,I'm asking my history teacher to play it tommorw lol hope he does

    • @gilgameshofsumer7375
      @gilgameshofsumer7375 6 років тому +12

      H O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N
      A long time ago Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 6 років тому +5

      I kinda wanna know her reaction (and the ones of the students) XD

  • @112amy1
    @112amy1 2 роки тому +39

    Imagine if your teacher actually played this in class?

    • @gormaaustria
      @gormaaustria Рік тому +1

      It still has cuss words in it so they probably would not. If they did then they are stupid and they will get fired.

    • @ScottyCrawford-td7po
      @ScottyCrawford-td7po 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@gormaaustriamine puts on swearing stuff sometimes

    • @Your_mum2008
      @Your_mum2008 7 місяців тому

      literally today. Told us to finish it at home. Our teacher is cool ig.

  • @shannonocelot7670
    @shannonocelot7670 7 років тому +985

    Teacher still wouldn't let me show this cause there were still 'hidden' swears. I'm sad

    • @Silly_sillian
      @Silly_sillian 7 років тому +6

      ShannonOcelot where

    • @odyssey1282
      @odyssey1282 7 років тому +23

      Ernie Gang 1:38

    • @hxneygore567
      @hxneygore567 7 років тому +10

      Lol we watched stranger things in math last year

    • @deathwounds3604
      @deathwounds3604 7 років тому +1

      xXPookxX RBLX g

    • @joanneliu9835
      @joanneliu9835 7 років тому +4

      Bowserfighter5000 wow, you're lucky. I wish my teachers were that nice.

  • @gage9064
    @gage9064 7 років тому +1131

    Police- Sir, we believe there is a dead body in the car with you.
    Me- 3:05

  • @yomama6261
    @yomama6261 7 років тому +834

    *EGYYYYYYPPPPPTTT*
    *CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    *INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATIOOOONNN*
    *NORTE CHICO*

  • @bacoonnwaffles0183
    @bacoonnwaffles0183 4 роки тому +68

    I’m scared to blink cause I think I might miss a million years

  • @SuperstarCandy
    @SuperstarCandy 7 років тому +1088

    *The sun is a*
    *DEADLY LAZER*

  • @red_milk197
    @red_milk197 7 років тому +96

    I counted 17 cuss words even if they are frame-perfect.

  • @CascadiaGabrielle
    @CascadiaGabrielle 7 років тому +774

    this is actually not censored well at all

    • @borkingmad756
      @borkingmad756 7 років тому +25

      Such Commentation tbh that’s true

    • @alex-rf3jf
      @alex-rf3jf 7 років тому +121

      Ik I got detention bc my teacher played it

    • @wes7802
      @wes7802 7 років тому +1

      A little bit

    • @waffle6361
      @waffle6361 7 років тому +56

      He's saying that the video was not censored well, not that it isn't appropriate for his age

    • @CascadiaGabrielle
      @CascadiaGabrielle 7 років тому +2

      exactly good example of a person

  • @Ellyonmars
    @Ellyonmars 4 роки тому +20

    I just sent this to my old history teacher

  • @TrafficaWorks
    @TrafficaWorks 7 років тому +2403

    Going to try and show this in my school toy humanities teacher

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  7 років тому +108

      Bryan Allen awesome man!

    • @jakecolley7325
      @jakecolley7325 7 років тому

      me too man

    • @oh6489
      @oh6489 7 років тому +7

      King J good luck fam

    • @echo6095
      @echo6095 7 років тому +2

      How would this humiliate them?

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 7 років тому +2

      Echo where did you see humiliate lol

  • @kynxi7066
    @kynxi7066 7 років тому +1304

    Learnt more in 20 mins than in my entire school time. lol

    • @kourtneybuckmaster6220
      @kourtneybuckmaster6220 7 років тому +4

      Ken yXl same

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 років тому +6

      TheYuccaPlant Learnt is not wrong. I looked it up. XD

    • @TheYuccaPlant
      @TheYuccaPlant 7 років тому +4

      My bad, didn't read the sentence right

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 років тому +4

      TheYuccaPlant No problem. ;)

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 років тому +4

      yatagarasuable Ooookeeeyyy.....?

  • @devinthompson4566
    @devinthompson4566 6 років тому +252

    Me: Can we watch this video about the history of the earth?
    Teacher: no
    Me:Why?
    Teacher:ThE sUn Is A dEaDlY lAsEr
    Me:AYYY

    • @OlekOkularnik
      @OlekOkularnik 5 років тому +14

      you should have said: Not anymore there's a blanket!

    • @skatetheway2115
      @skatetheway2115 5 років тому +5

      Olek Okularnik yeah it could have gone like me: not anymore there’s a blanket

  • @xenophanessonic821
    @xenophanessonic821 3 роки тому +14

    I remember my 7th grade history teacher playing this at the end of the year. It was awesome

  • @OGMagaro
    @OGMagaro 7 років тому +603

    *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*
    edit: thank you for all the likes ❤️

    • @maddiedaddie8135
      @maddiedaddie8135 7 років тому +32

      Not any more T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T

    • @jesuschrist7458
      @jesuschrist7458 7 років тому +9

      : D * NOT ANYMORE THERE'S A BLANKET *

    • @ona_7072
      @ona_7072 7 років тому +21

      But it died in a tornado.

    • @Dusty1213
      @Dusty1213 7 років тому

      : D yes it is

    • @charlesdean6539
      @charlesdean6539 7 років тому +1

      : D But it died in another tornado

  • @williampresto1961
    @williampresto1961 7 років тому +187

    1:08 Electron: "Can I go to your wedding?"
    Proton: *"No."*

    • @shadowforce2444
      @shadowforce2444 7 років тому +10

      William Presto wow I thought protons were *Positive*

    • @Hadaron
      @Hadaron 7 років тому

      William Presto
      I saw this and somehow thought this was a reference to ProtonJon telling some guy "no" on Twitter and the guy totally flipping out... am I right? Or is it just a coincidence? (Protons, ProtonJon)

    • @yalcncanturk3815
      @yalcncanturk3815 7 років тому +2

      Electron: why
      Proton: T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R

    • @leventemolnar2569
      @leventemolnar2569 2 роки тому

      the only time a proton was negative

  • @Felix-gm9im
    @Felix-gm9im 7 років тому +1073

    I watched this just to make sure the editor didn't edit any vulgarity in, just because I figured this video would be used to troll a clueless teacher

  • @iaMexIstiNgTerribly
    @iaMexIstiNgTerribly 3 роки тому +5

    "Potato why did you stop blinking you're crying"
    "If I blink I might miss a few couple hundred years:("

  • @daniellejean2131
    @daniellejean2131 7 років тому +132

    I was eating cereal while watching the video. It took me 831 years to eat it. Started in 1126 AD, ended in 1957 AD.

    • @artsymonarch
      @artsymonarch 6 років тому +4

      How do you know? Did u start eating when it said "1126" and finish when it said "1957"?

    • @daniellejean2131
      @daniellejean2131 6 років тому +2

      yes, mah dude

    • @artsymonarch
      @artsymonarch 6 років тому

      oh, ok. I guess* i didn't notice that it said those years. *get it, the title has "i guess" i it, and i put "i guess"?

    • @Blocko_Boi
      @Blocko_Boi 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @Lizards-tz5de
      @Lizards-tz5de Рік тому

      I drank water from when farming was invented to 1950 AD

  • @sunchipslol_
    @sunchipslol_ 7 років тому +796

    I love reading these comments that complain that there's still swearing you can hear and see.
    *SPOILERS*
    It's a meme channel.

    • @RianReview123
      @RianReview123 7 років тому

      kevin lanchipa I

    • @kyleturner7309
      @kyleturner7309 7 років тому +1

      kevin lanchipa Memes are cancer.

    • @lilsmokey5553
      @lilsmokey5553 7 років тому +2

      So?

    • @chriscatalano1457
      @chriscatalano1457 7 років тому

      kevin lanchipa m

    • @wampa318
      @wampa318 7 років тому +21

      Meme God So he fucks with people and wants them to show it to their class not knowing that there is swearing in it.
      God, people are so retarded.

  • @nemo1217
    @nemo1217 7 років тому +381

    The beginning was trippy AF

    • @dpham18
      @dpham18 7 років тому +1

      I see you're an ARMY

    • @carsondoak4795
      @carsondoak4795 7 років тому +1

      It was trippy air freshener (AF)

    • @Will-wc9oq
      @Will-wc9oq 6 років тому

      Kylie Arizona heh

  • @TwilightDreams_
    @TwilightDreams_ 4 роки тому +9

    When you need to have a project for school about the planet earth but have no time to do it yourself:

  • @legendarydonut2449
    @legendarydonut2449 5 років тому +206

    Gamers mind when their parents tell them to go outside
    3:03

  • @MegaXavier26
    @MegaXavier26 7 років тому +1934

    History of the Entire World I guess: Christian Server Edition

    • @zachdianchrist5720
      @zachdianchrist5720 7 років тому +50

      The Wizardknight but but but, the world is only 6,000 years old reeeeeeeeeee

    • @audreyhartman
      @audreyhartman 7 років тому +29

      Zach Dianchrist I'm a Christian and I had no idea people thought that.

    • @purplejinxer3478
      @purplejinxer3478 7 років тому +11

      The Wizardknight heck

    • @thefarterzler
      @thefarterzler 7 років тому +2

      The Wizardknight toot toot

    • @thalassous
      @thalassous 7 років тому +28

      *L E T S M A K E A R E L I G O N O U T O F T H I S*

  • @rokcris7313
    @rokcris7313 7 років тому +227

    "brand new way crazier SPACE DUST"

  • @willowthesumner
    @willowthesumner 2 роки тому +4

    I love my social studies teacher. He showed us this video. Coolest teacher in the whole school.

  • @elegyofemptiness7365
    @elegyofemptiness7365 7 років тому +132

    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @miamia8912
    @miamia8912 6 років тому +224

    Best parts:
    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
    -china is whole again and it broke again

  • @caryzhang9465
    @caryzhang9465 5 років тому +327

    4:10 plz give a gneeurshk if gneeuurshk

  • @danielmaluenda9731
    @danielmaluenda9731 Рік тому +1

    This is genuinely the best video on YT - I think I’m gonna download it before the world forgets its best history and the government bans it for some guy who made a religion out of this

  • @huesvein8156
    @huesvein8156 6 років тому +516

    4:12 everything was good until then

    • @nischay4760
      @nischay4760 6 років тому +6

      Haha

    • @opacit.e5186
      @opacit.e5186 6 років тому +3

      Femenist

    • @opacit.e5186
      @opacit.e5186 6 років тому +3

      @@Set_Tings2900 damn my bad 😓😓

    • @alovelydeadfish
      @alovelydeadfish 6 років тому +1

      @@opacit.e5186 ????????

    • @TheGr0nch
      @TheGr0nch 6 років тому +5

      Lucky Grenade I don't like him either but America
      won World War 2 for everyone so...

  • @maracazine9227
    @maracazine9227 7 років тому +872

    UA-cam recommendation are getting better and better

  • @kRilLikk
    @kRilLikk 7 років тому +78

    tbh, there was no point censoring the word rape in this cuz apparently it was historically called 'the rape of Africa'

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 7 років тому +4

      I wonder if primary sources called it that or the political correctness police tried to get us to stop calling it that.

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe 7 років тому +1

      And rape isn't even a swear word or even a considered bad word

    • @chienne5547
      @chienne5547 6 років тому

      they censored it because this video is APParently good for schools. many schools (especially grade schools) would not allow some thing like that. anyways they missed a ton of swear words anyways so it does not really matter

  • @DignifiedArmenianGato
    @DignifiedArmenianGato 3 роки тому +31

    Taught me more than my history teacher could teach me in a years

  • @LoadedDuke1
    @LoadedDuke1 6 років тому +173

    Police: There's a dead body in your trunk
    Me: 3:05

  • @Vincento-san
    @Vincento-san 7 років тому +485

    "Shit"
    "Fuck it"
    "Fuck you obey the law"
    "That's bullshit"
    "Damn"
    "(Flickfinger)"

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 7 років тому +1

      Vincent Lumpas 😂

    • @savior-
      @savior- 7 років тому +4

      Vincent Lumpas is that what he missed?

    • @justinemccloud7755
      @justinemccloud7755 7 років тому +8

      yeah he missed a lot

    • @BlurredTheLines
      @BlurredTheLines 7 років тому +13

      He also missed the line about sugar being "so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery".

    • @EVVAea
      @EVVAea 7 років тому +2

      Vincent Lumpas also hell

  • @brainxp7734
    @brainxp7734 7 років тому +768

    I told my teacher to play this and she did

  • @toast5250
    @toast5250 2 роки тому +3

    remembering the time I showed this to my classmates and everyone loved it and referenced it for weeks

  • @DamanD
    @DamanD 7 років тому +108

    "for school" we are watching the "non censored" verison in school lmao

  • @hotcocoa2129
    @hotcocoa2129 5 років тому +150

    My friend: What was you favorite part?
    Me: Every part auto tune was used

  • @bigtiddiedrias9860
    @bigtiddiedrias9860 7 років тому +140

    I love when I watch something and it shows me something I'm learning right now

  • @tombomb4451
    @tombomb4451 3 роки тому +16

    1:31
    That's barely blurred

  • @AnkaaAvarshina
    @AnkaaAvarshina 7 років тому +860

    Poor editing. Some swears are still visible, so this is still non-presentable in schools or with iffy people.

    • @nickdeyoda6137
      @nickdeyoda6137 7 років тому +45

      yeah but who gives a fuck about swearing

    • @amazinggaming7284
      @amazinggaming7284 7 років тому +54

      nick deyoda my mom and school sadly :(

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 років тому +112

      Well I honestly fucking don't but, this video basically failed its own purpose is what I'm saying.

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 7 років тому +6

      Sapphire Shard there's a better one if you look around

    • @ohno1571
      @ohno1571 7 років тому +4

      Sapphire Shard the censorship is stupid and pointless any way

  • @juliak8879
    @juliak8879 7 років тому +243

    *_the sun is a deadly laser_*

    • @bettonn
      @bettonn 7 років тому +4

      Jay Kay not anymore there is blanket

    • @katielou7085
      @katielou7085 7 років тому +3

      ExcelenTT now the animals can go on land! Come on, animals, let's go on land

    • @supdupmanz4338
      @supdupmanz4338 7 років тому

      *NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET*

  • @grahamburdick
    @grahamburdick 7 років тому +508

    Showed this to my teacher- She said there's still moments in which you can hear and see curse words. I just edited it myself

    • @TheRaptorMovies
      @TheRaptorMovies 7 років тому +7

      I made one, It is much better than this, Check it out on my channel (No hate)

    • @boylogan1011
      @boylogan1011 7 років тому +21

      TheRaptor Movies u lie boi, put a link

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 7 років тому +43

      grahamburdick Can you post it on your channel?

    • @jackson12ten85
      @jackson12ten85 7 років тому

      I only see history of Japan with no swearing.

    • @luckysocutegianna1925
      @luckysocutegianna1925 7 років тому

      Jackson 12Ten thanks. In my school there is Japan day so this would help a lot!

  • @savagesisters7526
    @savagesisters7526 2 роки тому +1

    I love this video I like and I'm already subscribed

  • @MusabNaveed
    @MusabNaveed 5 років тому +190

    *This is probably how God sees us.*

  • @oiseaubleu3312
    @oiseaubleu3312 6 років тому +558

    These are the parts of the video that I found the funniest
    3:02 The sun is a deadly laser
    6:33 Oops China just broke
    9:11 How’s India? Broken.
    10:36 It’s a bird, it’s a plane...it’s the Seljuk Turks
    11:33 Aaaaaafricaaaaa
    11:47 Whoops, half of Europe just died
    12:23 “Wait,” said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack
    13:56 More specifically, Ohio
    14:32 “Meeee,” said Napoleon
    15:06 So Britain threw a hissy fit
    16:26 Communism in the Soviet Union!
    16:59 He’s mad at the Jews for existing
    18:32 The Soviet union decides to relax for a little and accidentally falls apart
    18:41 Whoops, someone just attacked America

    • @whydousernamesexist9189
      @whydousernamesexist9189 6 років тому +34

      What about “Hitler, the angry moustache model”

    • @oiseaubleu3312
      @oiseaubleu3312 6 років тому +14

      Why Do Usernames Exist? Lmao yeah, that’s pretty good too. 100% accurate explanation of WW2

    • @K_U1314
      @K_U1314 6 років тому +12

      What about "nice going, Genghis!"

    • @oiseaubleu3312
      @oiseaubleu3312 6 років тому +8

      K U lol I just found it at 11:16

    • @blank-ox9sm
      @blank-ox9sm 6 років тому

      Noice ty

  • @AncaNicula2005
    @AncaNicula2005 6 років тому +67

    *dad* What happened today?
    *Me* your missing the big picture.
    *dad* Huh.
    *Me* What happened at the beginning of the universe?
    *This video*

  • @rogerhelliwell6321
    @rogerhelliwell6321 4 роки тому +3

    this is not the first time watching this.... this is my favorite youtube video
    .... anyones else...?

  • @destiny_ultimatedork675
    @destiny_ultimatedork675 6 років тому +64

    we're gonna watch this in class monday because i finally convinced the teacher >:3

    • @snufkin13823
      @snufkin13823 4 роки тому +8

      one year late but how'd it go lmao

    • @vaultedx4708
      @vaultedx4708 4 роки тому +6

      @@snufkin13823 Im doing the same :P sent it to my history teacher, ill tell ya how it goes after lol

    • @jonessmith7834
      @jonessmith7834 4 роки тому +1

      @@vaultedx4708And how was it? :-)

    • @vaultedx4708
      @vaultedx4708 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonessmith7834 sadly, he didnt want to share it because there were still some obvious cuss words :/

    • @jackcolson4745
      @jackcolson4745 4 роки тому +3

      @@vaultedx4708 you sent him this one, the "for school" one right?

  • @Jettsource
    @Jettsource 7 років тому +411

    I won't mind at all to see this in class so I could yell "T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R and probably get yelled at :P

  • @ilikepotatoes3232
    @ilikepotatoes3232 6 років тому +253

    Anyone else read the rules?
    They're hilarious.
    P.S. don't murder anyone.

    • @nousername1916
      @nousername1916 5 років тому +6

      don't get too sexy

    • @dante3
      @dante3 5 років тому +9

      Believe it or not, they actually exist but they're just phrased differently :/

    • @mmcgee0922
      @mmcgee0922 5 років тому

      Wait u like me

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 5 років тому

      dont get to sexy

    • @embreadiment
      @embreadiment 4 роки тому

      dont want to do any of the things he just told you not to do

  • @mummylili7804
    @mummylili7804 2 роки тому +2

    “Oops China just broke”

  • @cheez9501
    @cheez9501 5 років тому +820

    I have a question.
    Why haven`t teachers started teaching with this.

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 років тому +10

      Yeah they should teach with this video

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 5 років тому +23

      When I become a teacher, I will teach this

    • @supercoolmunkee
      @supercoolmunkee 5 років тому +16

      @@marlosuper I hope you save this video into a playlist or something so you don't loose it. 😉

    • @gstakk3136
      @gstakk3136 5 років тому +6

      because its not meant to be serious and would make the students/pupils laugh at parts which for a serious say science lesson isnt very good, unless you're being sarcastic then i dont know how braindead you can be to think that this is the type of stuff they would play in school (no offense)

    • @boneclaimingquixote320
      @boneclaimingquixote320 5 років тому +8

      I sent this to my social studies teacher.

  • @samwoolley9032
    @samwoolley9032 7 років тому +504

    I was waiting for, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage for the hole time lol

  • @remaea
    @remaea 4 роки тому +3

    Floor: *exists*
    Pewds: We can make a religion out of this...

  • @samanthap5005
    @samanthap5005 6 років тому +867

    Mom: go outside
    Me:NO!
    Mom: Why?
    Me: The sun is a deadly laser!
    Mom: Not anymore there’s a blanket!
    Me: 😑

  • @raredays2767
    @raredays2767 6 років тому +329

    It's not even censored that well lol

  • @LucasWills
    @LucasWills 7 років тому +858

    One frame of "fuck it" at 4:24

    • @iamunabletochangemyprofile6067
      @iamunabletochangemyprofile6067 7 років тому +68

      K

    • @temix3904
      @temix3904 7 років тому +33

      Lucas Wills it also said "crazy shit" somewhere I'm too lazy to find time

    • @iluvnumberstations
      @iluvnumberstations 7 років тому +34

      At 6:52 it's says will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants. It's not bad but school are sensitive so whatever.

    • @jcp100
      @jcp100 7 років тому +4

      Lemonade Bear he did give them 500 elephants

    • @2003mi
      @2003mi 7 років тому

      Lucas Wills i

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 11 місяців тому +2

    1:36 "Brand new, way crazier ✨s p a c e d u s t✨"

  • @OGMagaro
    @OGMagaro 6 років тому +46

    We could make a religion out of a religion
    (omg it was highlighted in so proud)

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 6 років тому +130

    Me: hey can we go on land?
    You: No
    Me: why?
    You: *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R*

  • @cas5518
    @cas5518 5 років тому +92

    ‘’ tinland, idk my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it”
    Just me or does that sound like an ancient drug dealing?

  • @SharpPython
    @SharpPython 2 роки тому +1

    "actually never (now) nothing is nowhere."
    M A K E S S E N S E R I G H T