I found this from another comment he said :"what's the difference between a boy scout and Jewish boy, one of them gets to go home" it really wasn't that bad
A Man and his wife are playing pop goes the weasel the wife is having fun but the man is not, he throws the game away and the wife asks “why did you throw it away” the man replies because every time my weasel goes pop you never have this much fun
I personally didn’t enjoy that joke… my aunt was there when it happened. But I still loved the other jokes. Just wish I knew what joke was said when swiftor cut it out the video.
I am very sorry to hear. I can only imagine the terrible day that happened that day. That being said, the joke is still funny to me. But I’m very sorry about your Aunt being there.
Yeah, unfortunately there'll always be censorship, can't blame him for avoiding strikes on his channel. And as years go by, the fucking snowflakes grow in number.
I was at the marathon it wasn't a joke it was a memory that is still engraved in my mind I move spots to watch the race in between the two bombs but was originally where the first bomb went off if I didn't move I would have most likely have died
@@doctorpanther360 well, I'm argentinian, so I may be wrong, but... I think it's a pretty common stereotype that people in Alabama fuck their relatives and shit, so that's why he said "reverse cowgirl's illegal in Alabama 'cause you can't turn your back on family".
Some one do this joke "how do you know when your jokes are getting old" "how" "they turn in to dad jokes" "how do you know when you dad jokes are getting old" "How" "they run away and never come back"🤣🤣🤣🤣
The marathon joke was right at all I know what it was like hell I was there if I didn't have a gut instinct to relocate to another area to watch I would have died when the bombs went off
So in 2013 in Boston mass there was a marathon with loads of people there. But two guys decided to bring a bag of explosives and put them in large groups of people, they left and let those explosives off killing so many people and injuring so many people. Now I remember being at the Boston aquarium then and hearing the explosions. But if you want for info there a bunch of documentary’s and there’s Evan a movie,the movie is great and….very gory
Question why u kill all of them? I got kinda confused by this, usually it isn't funny jokes but even the ones you laughed at you killed them and the riddles you said were pretty good.
U never turn ur back on family- Dominic Toredo
Dominican Republic
Dominoes tornado
Domino pizza
Dominicado tu pedo
domino torpedos
That last one was golden 😂
Amen brother 😂😂😂
Umm more like infested
Ikr
I see what u mean
I didn’t get it.
You know a joke is bad when even Swiftor has to cut it out of the video.
I'm really curious on what it was
It'll most likely be in one of the the twitch vod, (on twitch istelf) unless of cause it either wasn't live or he deleted it.
@@tassiedevil3 i went on his twitch and sadly didnt find anything
I guess we'll never know.
I found this from another comment he said :"what's the difference between a boy scout and Jewish boy, one of them gets to go home" it really wasn't that bad
Swift could have cut the whole joke scene and we would have never known....he let us know on purpose!!!
11:27 that random guy creeping in the background 🤣
What was the joke he cut ?
@@ItzGordoYT idk
It was what’s the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish boy. One of gets to come home
@@uberjuancanolli5748 why was that cut? When like the Jewish ash one wasn’t?
A Man and his wife are playing pop goes the weasel the wife is having fun but the man is not, he throws the game away and the wife asks “why did you throw it away” the man replies because every time my weasel goes pop you never have this much fun
lmfao
😭
LOL
14:28 that perfect timing of that music after he said that
FR LMFAO
I thought it was edited in by swift
Can honestly say I watched you 10 years ago and still blessed too watch you when I’m 20 ✊🏻
Fr tho I just started watching him again I forgot all about him until I saw a suggested vid
Same
This
@@kennethgist4236 me since yesterday 😂watched him a lot back in the day
Same
The Boston marathon fucking made me die lmfao
Did that to two other people too.
I personally didn’t enjoy that joke… my aunt was there when it happened. But I still loved the other jokes. Just wish I knew what joke was said when swiftor cut it out the video.
I am very sorry to hear. I can only imagine the terrible day that happened that day.
That being said, the joke is still funny to me. But I’m very sorry about your Aunt being there.
Yay, more no limit jokes
@Rand it was prob SUPER racist or something of that caliber 😂 would’ve been banned on UA-cam is my bet
@Mad Math Tutoring__Cubing wow tbh I’ve heard worse
It’s limited now tho
Love that one guy who said “He can’t keep getting away with it!” After the pharmacy joke
He said it after the pokemon jewish joke too 🤣
11:20 bro the guy on the building in the background crouch walking lmfao
😂
14:12 the guy that just humps and peaks rq lol 😂 is hilarious
😂😭
10:25 he’s just lounging there enjoying the ride like he just got woke up from a nice nap
Clearly no limits has limits if it’s cut out😂😂
Yeah, unfortunately there'll always be censorship, can't blame him for avoiding strikes on his channel. And as years go by, the fucking snowflakes grow in number.
@@Nick.11 unfortunately
Well it also mightve been boring or repetitive
@@hazelskiesalt half of these jokes were boring
3:39 this one was mean as hell but funny 😂
"Turn around right now Jimmy"🤣🤣
The last one was epic😂😂
5:10 The straight delivery + the joke = funny asf
The last one would’ve won if I hadn’t heard it like 20 times. I love the Boston marathon one cause i thought it was gonna be funny, not that morbid.
I was at the marathon it wasn't a joke it was a memory that is still engraved in my mind I move spots to watch the race in between the two bombs but was originally where the first bomb went off if I didn't move I would have most likely have died
Here's a joke: What do Daycares and forests have in common? Arson.
7:10 was one of my favourites
7:27 Was that a Breaking Bad reference? "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!"
LMAO
727 WYSI
Yes it was
I wanna join a session like this. But I'm pretty sure whatever joke I say, Swiftor would have heard it before at this point
@ 11:18 that person crouch walking in the background had me weak 😂😂😂
I didn't notice that guy
10:14 To anyone who was in the stream, what was this joke?
Idk i hope someone can else can tell
I'd love to know
@@IScreenshotNFTs Bruh. The joke isnt even that bad
@@vlo6140 I know meg's was 1000 times worse
@@vlo6140 swiftor didn't show that part because its apparently TOS. It's sort of 'racist'
Definitely saved the best for last.
5:22 “no, Jimmy, no” 😂😂
“uH sWiFtoR, tHErEs SOmEoNe oN An ATV”
That last joke though 😂😂
Ummm well Ik nothing abt Alabama so I don’t get it I just went 😐😐
What’s the joke
@@doctorpanther360 well, I'm argentinian, so I may be wrong, but... I think it's a pretty common stereotype that people in Alabama fuck their relatives and shit, so that's why he said "reverse cowgirl's illegal in Alabama 'cause you can't turn your back on family".
@@Nick.11 yeah I got confused but that’s a good guess
What do rubix cubes and a peen have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets
Sorry to be a grammar cop rn but the correct spelling is rubik's cube
@@jacobe4538 😂
Sorry but already heard it
His face when Meg said her joke
i laughed harder than i should have
Man your old videos on bo2 had me rolling back in the day
14:26 perfectly timed music
14:26 that music entrance tho lol
10:20
I thought he stopped the train until I saw everyone awkwardly glide by
No limit joke:
Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?
A:I cry when I cut up onions.
12:27 look above the right gardar storage container and you shall see a spectator
That Boston marathon one tho 😂😂
The last one was the best 😂😂
I like the way Swiftor ignored that police joke.
@swiftor good job.
Some one do this joke
"how do you know when your jokes are getting old"
"how"
"they turn in to dad jokes"
"how do you know when you dad jokes are getting old"
"How"
"they run away and never come back"🤣🤣🤣🤣
The marathon joke was right at all I know what it was like hell I was there if I didn't have a gut instinct to relocate to another area to watch I would have died when the bombs went off
The joke that got cut was "What's the difference between a Boy Scout and Jewish Kid? One of them gets to go home"
14:30 the intense music started in the perfect time
We have had some messed up jokes with no limit and for it to be so bad that Swift had to cut it out? 😳 That had to be another level.
I want to know what the joke was 😂
@@breezyeazy7591 I'm with you lol
Ikr that actually make makes more funny than jokes
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jewish? Atleast one gets to go home"
@A successful failure that ain’t bad enough for him to cut it out so I doubt it
Can anyone tell me what the joke was at 10:22 if you were there in the game
The pokemon one was fire 🔥 hahahaha
9:25 the better answer was a full meal
Swiftor: *laughing*
The Captions at 12:38: Is this music?
That last one oh my god LMAO
I hate the people that are like "that's not okay" and whining and all that when it's no limit jokes
Yup
Its because its a messed up joke
@@bobross.3559 “no limits”
@@amongussus3143 it was to messed up for no limits
@@bobross.3559 no limits is literally no limits, what's so confusing about it?
Joke:
Q: Why don’t Chinese kids believe in santa?
A: Because they make the toys.
Hadn't heard the Marathon one before.
That was savage
That first one was fantastic. Definite winner in my book.
7:57
Swiftor: alright who's next?
Me: ummm how about...... ghetto rambo?
The final one made me laugh so hard my left eyelids overlapped. IDEK how XD
Man I am so sad I started crying when my dad was cutting up onions.....Onions was such a good k9!
I kinda saw this joke coming 9:22😑 RIP to juice wrld.
Meg with one of the worst jokes ever, no wonder Peter hates her
What did the Asian man call a cow walking through a forest?-- Beef and Broccori
Come on bro the Paul walker one was so good😂😂😂😂
Thank you man
Old
Talking about “ohhh the gas get off”🤣😂💀
i love that as soon as the video ended i got an ad for f9 😭😭😭
I gotta joke :
So the other day I met an emo and he said : we're not suicidal...we're angels who wanna return.
I guess we know what Hitler is then....
“Ash”😂 broo
The boston marathon one got me like 😳
7:08 damn that was messed up
Bruh the music perfectly timed with the second last joke lmao
7:05 Meg 😂
12:40 hm?
15:14 😂😂😂
I’m from Alabama and even I cracked up on the last one lmao
Swiftor just got the pr of a lifetime
Last one had me rolling
Last one is goldd
I have to take my pill on an empty stomach
The first joke is the winner
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it doesn't have a home button
11:17 this man be a sneakky snake
How is the boston marathon more soft that the deleted One ? 😂
Why did you get off the train?! Idk Maybe it’s the IMPENDING DOOM 😂
The first one was dirty
so was the last one
@@Soothing._.Melody I don’t get the first or last one
Bro really saved the best for last😂😂🤣🤣
I honestly thought the answer at 6:08 was gonna be a “Cann’tibal”
The ones about Jewish and Africa are the funniest ones
10:14
Title: No limit jokes
Swiftor: Yeah but
What’s long green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs Finger 😂
The last one killed me
What did the bald man said after robbing someone
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Bald*?
@@AmitKapadia21 his head is bald so it’s smooth 🤦🏽♂️ dummy
@@juantwothree321 he spelt bald wrong you twat 😂
can you give us an idea on what the cut joke was? or at least tell us what it's about
What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and A Jewish
Sauce:Only One gets to go home
Idk it’s racist in twitch’s TOS
"I love Ethiopian food"
You love nothing?
MEG HAD THE BEST JOKE
Call of duty og I remember the black ops 2 days
Dude the Boston marathon one man was just… I was there around the area when it happens so seeing that happen was ahhh brutal
I don't get the joke what happened
So in 2013 in Boston mass there was a marathon with loads of people there. But two guys decided to bring a bag of explosives and put them in large groups of people, they left and let those explosives off killing so many people and injuring so many people. Now I remember being at the Boston aquarium then and hearing the explosions. But if you want for info there a bunch of documentary’s and there’s Evan a movie,the movie is great and….very gory
10:15 there has to be someone that knows which joke was this... Be a hero please, I wanna hear it xD
He said..How do you call a building full of black people?
a prison
@@netkoposeban9033 LMAO thanks
Mother fkn jokes on a mother fkn train.
The best for last literally 😂😂
Question why u kill all of them? I got kinda confused by this, usually it isn't funny jokes but even the ones you laughed at you killed them and the riddles you said were pretty good.
Bro the turn your back was on tick Tok lol
2:40 embarrassment
0:25 such an emotionless voice
“It is Weetodded”