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  • @dracyan2519
    @dracyan2519 3 роки тому +618

    U never turn ur back on family- Dominic Toredo

  • @Quillian
    @Quillian 3 роки тому +840

    That last one was golden 😂

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 3 роки тому +1038

    You know a joke is bad when even Swiftor has to cut it out of the video.

    • @nexzd8161
      @nexzd8161 3 роки тому +126

      I'm really curious on what it was

    • @tassiedevil3
      @tassiedevil3 3 роки тому +71

      It'll most likely be in one of the the twitch vod, (on twitch istelf) unless of cause it either wasn't live or he deleted it.

    • @leo_o7
      @leo_o7 3 роки тому +73

      @@tassiedevil3 i went on his twitch and sadly didnt find anything

    • @_theghost96_4
      @_theghost96_4 3 роки тому +22

      I guess we'll never know.

    • @no_commentary_gamer212
      @no_commentary_gamer212 3 роки тому +191

      I found this from another comment he said :"what's the difference between a boy scout and Jewish boy, one of them gets to go home" it really wasn't that bad

  • @andrew14250
    @andrew14250 3 роки тому +355

    Swift could have cut the whole joke scene and we would have never known....he let us know on purpose!!!

    • @Dajokerboy101
      @Dajokerboy101 3 роки тому +8

      11:27 that random guy creeping in the background 🤣

    • @ItzGordoYT
      @ItzGordoYT 3 роки тому +2

      What was the joke he cut ?

    • @BikingForFun1
      @BikingForFun1 3 роки тому +1

      @@ItzGordoYT idk

    • @uberjuancanolli5748
      @uberjuancanolli5748 3 роки тому +9

      It was what’s the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish boy. One of gets to come home

    • @tannerlebo9862
      @tannerlebo9862 3 роки тому +5

      @@uberjuancanolli5748 why was that cut? When like the Jewish ash one wasn’t?

  • @HeyDolo
    @HeyDolo 3 роки тому +132

    A Man and his wife are playing pop goes the weasel the wife is having fun but the man is not, he throws the game away and the wife asks “why did you throw it away” the man replies because every time my weasel goes pop you never have this much fun

  • @shadowripper0244
    @shadowripper0244 3 роки тому +101

    14:28 that perfect timing of that music after he said that

  • @marcusacevedo9299
    @marcusacevedo9299 3 роки тому +155

    Can honestly say I watched you 10 years ago and still blessed too watch you when I’m 20 ✊🏻

    • @kennethgist4236
      @kennethgist4236 2 роки тому +3

      Fr tho I just started watching him again I forgot all about him until I saw a suggested vid

    • @YoPierrrr
      @YoPierrrr 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @tangyorange6509
      @tangyorange6509 2 роки тому

      This

    • @dillonquick3508
      @dillonquick3508 2 роки тому

      @@kennethgist4236 me since yesterday 😂watched him a lot back in the day

    • @ID0XX
      @ID0XX Рік тому

      Same

  • @CSW994
    @CSW994 3 роки тому +92

    The Boston marathon fucking made me die lmfao

    • @Apollo-tj1vm
      @Apollo-tj1vm Рік тому

      Did that to two other people too.

    • @RealSimplyWafflezz
      @RealSimplyWafflezz 11 місяців тому +1

      I personally didn’t enjoy that joke… my aunt was there when it happened. But I still loved the other jokes. Just wish I knew what joke was said when swiftor cut it out the video.

    • @CSW994
      @CSW994 11 місяців тому +2

      I am very sorry to hear. I can only imagine the terrible day that happened that day.
      That being said, the joke is still funny to me. But I’m very sorry about your Aunt being there.

  • @shark09storm
    @shark09storm 3 роки тому +207

    Yay, more no limit jokes

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 роки тому +10

      @Rand it was prob SUPER racist or something of that caliber 😂 would’ve been banned on UA-cam is my bet

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 роки тому

      @Mad Math Tutoring__Cubing wow tbh I’ve heard worse

    • @trentstone2479
      @trentstone2479 3 роки тому +1

      It’s limited now tho

  • @BRDman8045
    @BRDman8045 3 роки тому +68

    Love that one guy who said “He can’t keep getting away with it!” After the pharmacy joke

    • @AnnihilateUTM
      @AnnihilateUTM 2 роки тому +3

      He said it after the pokemon jewish joke too 🤣

  • @whiskeryfeather3612
    @whiskeryfeather3612 3 роки тому +33

    11:20 bro the guy on the building in the background crouch walking lmfao

  • @anthonyvizcarra168
    @anthonyvizcarra168 3 роки тому +41

    14:12 the guy that just humps and peaks rq lol 😂 is hilarious

    • @szdako
      @szdako 3 роки тому +2

      😂😭

  • @daenor7807
    @daenor7807 3 роки тому +14

    10:25 he’s just lounging there enjoying the ride like he just got woke up from a nice nap

  • @charliedavis6288
    @charliedavis6288 3 роки тому +102

    Clearly no limits has limits if it’s cut out😂😂

    • @Nick.11
      @Nick.11 3 роки тому +27

      Yeah, unfortunately there'll always be censorship, can't blame him for avoiding strikes on his channel. And as years go by, the fucking snowflakes grow in number.

    • @exohache6302
      @exohache6302 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nick.11 unfortunately

    • @hazelskiesalt
      @hazelskiesalt 3 роки тому

      Well it also mightve been boring or repetitive

    • @daveisabeastly2024
      @daveisabeastly2024 2 роки тому

      @@hazelskiesalt half of these jokes were boring

  • @thisaccountisabandoned7610
    @thisaccountisabandoned7610 3 роки тому +17

    3:39 this one was mean as hell but funny 😂

  • @Captain_Shamoo
    @Captain_Shamoo 3 роки тому +17

    "Turn around right now Jimmy"🤣🤣

  • @deogratiusgitarda
    @deogratiusgitarda 3 роки тому +31

    The last one was epic😂😂

  • @pablo7610
    @pablo7610 2 роки тому +8

    5:10 The straight delivery + the joke = funny asf

  • @tannerlebo9862
    @tannerlebo9862 3 роки тому +18

    The last one would’ve won if I hadn’t heard it like 20 times. I love the Boston marathon one cause i thought it was gonna be funny, not that morbid.

    • @RealUSC
      @RealUSC 2 роки тому

      I was at the marathon it wasn't a joke it was a memory that is still engraved in my mind I move spots to watch the race in between the two bombs but was originally where the first bomb went off if I didn't move I would have most likely have died

  • @azurelectrium1100
    @azurelectrium1100 3 роки тому +34

    Here's a joke: What do Daycares and forests have in common? Arson.

  • @qwzerty_1023
    @qwzerty_1023 3 роки тому +10

    7:10 was one of my favourites

  • @MrUnstoppableHeart
    @MrUnstoppableHeart 3 роки тому +46

    7:27 Was that a Breaking Bad reference? "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!"
    LMAO

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 3 роки тому +17

    I wanna join a session like this. But I'm pretty sure whatever joke I say, Swiftor would have heard it before at this point

  • @jonburd5791
    @jonburd5791 2 роки тому +4

    @ 11:18 that person crouch walking in the background had me weak 😂😂😂

    • @lwdrd
      @lwdrd Рік тому

      I didn't notice that guy

  • @vlo6140
    @vlo6140 3 роки тому +35

    10:14 To anyone who was in the stream, what was this joke?

    • @m3r782
      @m3r782 3 роки тому +2

      Idk i hope someone can else can tell

    • @billyadams44
      @billyadams44 3 роки тому

      I'd love to know

    • @vlo6140
      @vlo6140 3 роки тому +21

      @@IScreenshotNFTs Bruh. The joke isnt even that bad

    • @Creatxr9530
      @Creatxr9530 3 роки тому +12

      @@vlo6140 I know meg's was 1000 times worse

    • @IScreenshotNFTs
      @IScreenshotNFTs 3 роки тому +3

      @@vlo6140 swiftor didn't show that part because its apparently TOS. It's sort of 'racist'

  • @JJWolf-hb6dn
    @JJWolf-hb6dn 3 роки тому +13

    Definitely saved the best for last.

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu 3 роки тому +5

    5:22 “no, Jimmy, no” 😂😂

  • @jackjohn6451
    @jackjohn6451 3 роки тому +4

    “uH sWiFtoR, tHErEs SOmEoNe oN An ATV”

  • @sethjenkins8914
    @sethjenkins8914 3 роки тому +15

    That last joke though 😂😂

    • @doctorpanther360
      @doctorpanther360 3 роки тому +1

      Ummm well Ik nothing abt Alabama so I don’t get it I just went 😐😐

    • @doctorpanther360
      @doctorpanther360 3 роки тому

      What’s the joke

    • @Nick.11
      @Nick.11 3 роки тому +3

      @@doctorpanther360 well, I'm argentinian, so I may be wrong, but... I think it's a pretty common stereotype that people in Alabama fuck their relatives and shit, so that's why he said "reverse cowgirl's illegal in Alabama 'cause you can't turn your back on family".

    • @doctorpanther360
      @doctorpanther360 3 роки тому

      @@Nick.11 yeah I got confused but that’s a good guess

  • @Soothing._.Melody
    @Soothing._.Melody 3 роки тому +40

    What do rubix cubes and a peen have in common?
    The more you play with it the harder it gets

    • @jacobe4538
      @jacobe4538 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry to be a grammar cop rn but the correct spelling is rubik's cube

    • @jacobentanglement3523
      @jacobentanglement3523 3 роки тому

      @@jacobe4538 😂

    • @WDIA_
      @WDIA_ 3 роки тому

      Sorry but already heard it

  • @Rikkydikkky
    @Rikkydikkky 3 роки тому +11

    His face when Meg said her joke

  • @marcusacevedo9299
    @marcusacevedo9299 3 роки тому +7

    Man your old videos on bo2 had me rolling back in the day

  • @Zevox90
    @Zevox90 3 роки тому +5

    14:26 perfectly timed music

  • @legendphantom1692
    @legendphantom1692 Рік тому +1

    14:26 that music entrance tho lol

  • @sussybaka9722
    @sussybaka9722 3 роки тому +4

    10:20
    I thought he stopped the train until I saw everyone awkwardly glide by

  • @alejandrofigueroa2431
    @alejandrofigueroa2431 2 роки тому +1

    No limit joke:
    Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes?
    A:I cry when I cut up onions.

  • @axtchaos8719
    @axtchaos8719 3 роки тому +4

    12:27 look above the right gardar storage container and you shall see a spectator

  • @kingofme1368
    @kingofme1368 3 роки тому +4

    That Boston marathon one tho 😂😂

  • @sediiy
    @sediiy 3 роки тому +3

    The last one was the best 😂😂

  • @BagginTea
    @BagginTea 3 роки тому +3

    I like the way Swiftor ignored that police joke.
    @swiftor good job.

  • @WDC-TacPotato
    @WDC-TacPotato 3 роки тому +2

    Some one do this joke
    "how do you know when your jokes are getting old"
    "how"
    "they turn in to dad jokes"
    "how do you know when you dad jokes are getting old"
    "How"
    "they run away and never come back"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealUSC
    @RealUSC 2 роки тому +3

    The marathon joke was right at all I know what it was like hell I was there if I didn't have a gut instinct to relocate to another area to watch I would have died when the bombs went off

  • @brandonbrandon2822
    @brandonbrandon2822 3 роки тому +1

    The joke that got cut was "What's the difference between a Boy Scout and Jewish Kid? One of them gets to go home"

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 3 роки тому +6

    14:30 the intense music started in the perfect time

  • @toddtakeda8432
    @toddtakeda8432 3 роки тому +19

    We have had some messed up jokes with no limit and for it to be so bad that Swift had to cut it out? 😳 That had to be another level.

    • @breezyeazy7591
      @breezyeazy7591 3 роки тому +5

      I want to know what the joke was 😂

    • @toddtakeda8432
      @toddtakeda8432 3 роки тому +3

      @@breezyeazy7591 I'm with you lol

    • @jamesdukes1869
      @jamesdukes1869 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr that actually make makes more funny than jokes

    • @rapidojade3646
      @rapidojade3646 3 роки тому +2

      "What's the difference between a boy scout and a jewish? Atleast one gets to go home"

    • @huntersoutdooradventures413
      @huntersoutdooradventures413 3 роки тому +2

      @A successful failure that ain’t bad enough for him to cut it out so I doubt it

  • @Tjtrm420
    @Tjtrm420 3 роки тому +20

    Can anyone tell me what the joke was at 10:22 if you were there in the game

  • @nicholasb2095
    @nicholasb2095 3 роки тому +3

    The pokemon one was fire 🔥 hahahaha

  • @hazelskiesalt
    @hazelskiesalt 3 роки тому +2

    9:25 the better answer was a full meal

  • @Falziron
    @Falziron 3 роки тому +3

    Swiftor: *laughing*
    The Captions at 12:38: Is this music?

  • @axtchaos8719
    @axtchaos8719 3 роки тому +2

    That last one oh my god LMAO

  • @bradyderuyter3528
    @bradyderuyter3528 3 роки тому +11

    I hate the people that are like "that's not okay" and whining and all that when it's no limit jokes

    • @Nick.11
      @Nick.11 3 роки тому

      Yup

    • @bobross.3559
      @bobross.3559 3 роки тому

      Its because its a messed up joke

    • @amongussus3143
      @amongussus3143 3 роки тому

      @@bobross.3559 “no limits”

    • @bobross.3559
      @bobross.3559 3 роки тому

      @@amongussus3143 it was to messed up for no limits

    • @hazelskiesalt
      @hazelskiesalt 3 роки тому

      @@bobross.3559 no limits is literally no limits, what's so confusing about it?

  • @willsthings101
    @willsthings101 3 роки тому +4

    Joke:
    Q: Why don’t Chinese kids believe in santa?
    A: Because they make the toys.

  • @eliluttrell7637
    @eliluttrell7637 3 роки тому +2

    Hadn't heard the Marathon one before.
    That was savage

  • @ReaperCheGuevara
    @ReaperCheGuevara 2 роки тому +1

    That first one was fantastic. Definite winner in my book.

  • @SplitRoute
    @SplitRoute 3 роки тому

    7:57
    Swiftor: alright who's next?
    Me: ummm how about...... ghetto rambo?

  • @Trashypotato
    @Trashypotato 2 роки тому

    The final one made me laugh so hard my left eyelids overlapped. IDEK how XD

  • @zanedoot
    @zanedoot 3 роки тому +1

    Man I am so sad I started crying when my dad was cutting up onions.....Onions was such a good k9!

  • @JdLampo
    @JdLampo 3 роки тому +1

    I kinda saw this joke coming 9:22😑 RIP to juice wrld.

  • @andys2801
    @andys2801 3 роки тому

    Meg with one of the worst jokes ever, no wonder Peter hates her

  • @elpresident-eh2369
    @elpresident-eh2369 3 роки тому +1

    What did the Asian man call a cow walking through a forest?-- Beef and Broccori

  • @tekashiixine-jn2cx
    @tekashiixine-jn2cx 3 роки тому +2

    Come on bro the Paul walker one was so good😂😂😂😂

  • @apxaro7894
    @apxaro7894 3 роки тому

    Talking about “ohhh the gas get off”🤣😂💀

  • @mxeech
    @mxeech 3 роки тому +1

    i love that as soon as the video ended i got an ad for f9 😭😭😭

  • @icarusblues7699
    @icarusblues7699 3 роки тому +39

    I gotta joke :
    So the other day I met an emo and he said : we're not suicidal...we're angels who wanna return.
    I guess we know what Hitler is then....

  • @monkeybandit222
    @monkeybandit222 3 роки тому +1

    “Ash”😂 broo

  • @CH3RN0BL3
    @CH3RN0BL3 2 роки тому +1

    The boston marathon one got me like 😳

  • @anthonyvizcarra168
    @anthonyvizcarra168 3 роки тому +3

    7:08 damn that was messed up

  • @josaiabainivalu6914
    @josaiabainivalu6914 2 роки тому

    Bruh the music perfectly timed with the second last joke lmao

  • @clockoff94
    @clockoff94 3 роки тому +1

    7:05 Meg 😂
    12:40 hm?
    15:14 😂😂😂

  • @brandyquick852
    @brandyquick852 3 роки тому +1

    I’m from Alabama and even I cracked up on the last one lmao

  • @carnage5873
    @carnage5873 3 роки тому +2

    Swiftor just got the pr of a lifetime

  • @mitchellparkerl43
    @mitchellparkerl43 3 роки тому +1

    Last one had me rolling

  • @xlotrap7133
    @xlotrap7133 3 роки тому

    Last one is goldd

  • @GhostTime64
    @GhostTime64 2 роки тому

    I have to take my pill on an empty stomach

  • @Drew21252
    @Drew21252 3 роки тому

    The first joke is the winner

  • @ms2649
    @ms2649 3 роки тому +1

    Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
    A: Cause it doesn't have a home button

  • @DrWheresMyDad
    @DrWheresMyDad 3 роки тому +1

    11:17 this man be a sneakky snake

  • @kratos6162
    @kratos6162 3 роки тому +2

    How is the boston marathon more soft that the deleted One ? 😂

  • @PZMKSD
    @PZMKSD 3 роки тому +1

    Why did you get off the train?! Idk Maybe it’s the IMPENDING DOOM 😂

  • @edysalazar4707
    @edysalazar4707 3 роки тому +2

    The first one was dirty

  • @bvega2168
    @bvega2168 Рік тому

    Bro really saved the best for last😂😂🤣🤣

  • @TweekLudwig
    @TweekLudwig 2 роки тому

    I honestly thought the answer at 6:08 was gonna be a “Cann’tibal”

  • @djbarnes2948
    @djbarnes2948 3 роки тому

    The ones about Jewish and Africa are the funniest ones

  • @trevoreagar4092
    @trevoreagar4092 2 роки тому

    10:14
    Title: No limit jokes
    Swiftor: Yeah but

  • @skatechronic9700
    @skatechronic9700 3 роки тому

    What’s long green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs Finger 😂

  • @gamby110
    @gamby110 3 роки тому +1

    The last one killed me

  • @dracyan2519
    @dracyan2519 3 роки тому +9

    What did the bald man said after robbing someone
    You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

    • @AmitKapadia21
      @AmitKapadia21 3 роки тому +1

      Bald*?

    • @juantwothree321
      @juantwothree321 3 роки тому +2

      @@AmitKapadia21 his head is bald so it’s smooth 🤦🏽‍♂️ dummy

    • @AmitKapadia21
      @AmitKapadia21 3 роки тому +1

      @@juantwothree321 he spelt bald wrong you twat 😂

  • @jerichorosales5713
    @jerichorosales5713 3 роки тому +2

    can you give us an idea on what the cut joke was? or at least tell us what it's about

    • @Gatsu2199
      @Gatsu2199 3 роки тому

      What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and A Jewish
      Sauce:Only One gets to go home
      Idk it’s racist in twitch’s TOS

  • @balladcodename7874
    @balladcodename7874 3 роки тому

    "I love Ethiopian food"
    You love nothing?

  • @gregoryschwenk3851
    @gregoryschwenk3851 3 роки тому +1

    MEG HAD THE BEST JOKE

  • @IMPERIUM_000
    @IMPERIUM_000 3 роки тому

    Call of duty og I remember the black ops 2 days

  • @quandaledingle3369
    @quandaledingle3369 3 роки тому +4

    Dude the Boston marathon one man was just… I was there around the area when it happens so seeing that happen was ahhh brutal

    • @GabrielMartinez-my6ef
      @GabrielMartinez-my6ef 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get the joke what happened

    • @quandaledingle3369
      @quandaledingle3369 3 роки тому

      So in 2013 in Boston mass there was a marathon with loads of people there. But two guys decided to bring a bag of explosives and put them in large groups of people, they left and let those explosives off killing so many people and injuring so many people. Now I remember being at the Boston aquarium then and hearing the explosions. But if you want for info there a bunch of documentary’s and there’s Evan a movie,the movie is great and….very gory

  • @Nick.11
    @Nick.11 3 роки тому +1

    10:15 there has to be someone that knows which joke was this... Be a hero please, I wanna hear it xD

    • @netkoposeban9033
      @netkoposeban9033 3 роки тому +2

      He said..How do you call a building full of black people?
      a prison

    • @Nick.11
      @Nick.11 3 роки тому +1

      @@netkoposeban9033 LMAO thanks

  • @deathbysleeping
    @deathbysleeping 3 роки тому

    Mother fkn jokes on a mother fkn train.

  • @loko7653
    @loko7653 2 роки тому

    The best for last literally 😂😂

  • @user-ec1wj2si5n
    @user-ec1wj2si5n 11 місяців тому

    Question why u kill all of them? I got kinda confused by this, usually it isn't funny jokes but even the ones you laughed at you killed them and the riddles you said were pretty good.

  • @writtenbykingg
    @writtenbykingg 3 роки тому +1

    Bro the turn your back was on tick Tok lol

  • @nomnom1774
    @nomnom1774 3 роки тому +1

    2:40 embarrassment

  • @ntkmw8058
    @ntkmw8058 3 роки тому

    0:25 such an emotionless voice

  • @mro4ts457
    @mro4ts457 3 роки тому

    “It is Weetodded”