I'm sorry but these jokes are in limited these jokes are good but brutal not so disgusting you want to barf so funny in perverted you want to burn trust me Nothing
5:58 Fun fact:The 1st nuke was named "Little boy" and was dropped by a b-29 bomber named "Enola gay".The 2nd bomb was named "Fat man"and was more destructive than"Little boy".
@@gamingandmemes1498 Good for you.I skipped middle school,so to make up for it I've spent all my time either researching fun facts or expanding my knowledge through novels.
@@LssjMagnumblitz nice man. Ngl I would’ve done the same thing. Most schools in “the valley” ( central Arizona ) are really horrible schools not just cuz of the teachers but the students getting into drugs and alcohol earlier and earlier. My brother in 6 grade knew a kid who vaped and drank and was caught on campus as a 6 grader doing it. Middle school was worse then elementary but high schools here are horrible. So many incidents with drugs and alcohol plus 75% of that stuff goes unseen. I wouldn’t say your lucky because you prolly have some things you would’ve changed ( I don’t know that for sure) but that would’ve been a better 2 years spent for me.
@@LssjMagnumblitz “drugs” refer to vape, cigs, weed, any type of over the counter or illegal pills , acid and shrooms , one kid I knew did heroin. But that’s pretty much what I refer to. Not every school has the same drug issue but a lot of em shAre over half this lizt
Swiftor- I watched your videos all the time back in black ops two Era. I'm so glad I stumbled across you again! Love the content! Just recently switched from Xbox to PC after 20 years.. I'm definitely going to be following you on twitch once I get things figured out.
@@subazsarma while you aren't wrong, he gave no indication that it wasn't a reason. Most people who don't use English as a main language, would actually state that is the reason why they don't understand.
Alien vs. Predator got me. WTF. ROFL I got one. My uncle was called to go to the hospital because something happen to his wife the doctors said Doctor: I'm sorry sir, I have bad news for you. We need to amputate your wife. My uncle's response: So what's the bad news then?
i said the bowling one since i was like 8 it goes "your momma's like a bowling ball. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the alley and still comes back for more!"
i dont know if you had this in your twitch notification title but if i saw something other then sellout, like "swiftor says" or "cod mini games" or "no limit jokes" i would click on it immediately, not that i don't like sellout, but yeah.
Whoever said “I’m 13 and smarter than you” really made you shake ur desktop 😂
Why he looked like he was giving head tho
I mean, can pretty much guess most 13 year olds aren't gonna be smarter.
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@@ridwananhar4418 thanks for that
@@ridwananhar4418thank you so much I’ve been looking for this part for so long
@15:30 “I won’t put the joke in the video” puts the joke in the video and I think it’s the best one😂😂😂
Saw the word “No limit” already new it was gonna be a good video.
But that's TWO words
These jokes are definitely no limit
Especially call6s
@@Creatxr9530 “that one won’t go in the video” is in the vid
I'm sorry but these jokes are in limited these jokes are good but brutal not so disgusting you want to barf so funny in perverted you want to burn trust me Nothing
Alien Vs Predator got me.🤣🤣🤣
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at 11:23 you can see someone under the truck in the top right who just witnessed a gruesome murder
Swift’s “oh no” reactions are amazing❤️
The best part about it is it’s always some absolutely horrible joke that is yes by like 93%.
@@greathoonta3461 so it’s not horrible
I actually care if my computer crashes 💀
5:58 Fun fact:The 1st nuke was named "Little boy" and was dropped by a b-29 bomber named "Enola gay".The 2nd bomb was named "Fat man"and was more destructive than"Little boy".
I would be surprised if they stop teaching that in schools. I learned that my middle schools years. ( 7 and 8 grade )
@@gamingandmemes1498 Good for you.I skipped middle school,so to make up for it I've spent all my time either researching fun facts or expanding my knowledge through novels.
@@LssjMagnumblitz nice man. Ngl I would’ve done the same thing. Most schools in “the valley” ( central Arizona ) are really horrible schools not just cuz of the teachers but the students getting into drugs and alcohol earlier and earlier. My brother in 6 grade knew a kid who vaped and drank and was caught on campus as a 6 grader doing it. Middle school was worse then elementary but high schools here are horrible. So many incidents with drugs and alcohol plus 75% of that stuff goes unseen. I wouldn’t say your lucky because you prolly have some things you would’ve changed ( I don’t know that for sure) but that would’ve been a better 2 years spent for me.
@@LssjMagnumblitz “drugs” refer to vape, cigs, weed, any type of over the counter or illegal pills , acid and shrooms , one kid I knew did heroin. But that’s pretty much what I refer to. Not every school has the same drug issue but a lot of em shAre over half this lizt
@@gamingandmemes1498 I researched it lmao I was I'm 7th grade now I'm in 8th
Swiftor- I watched your videos all the time back in black ops two Era. I'm so glad I stumbled across you again! Love the content! Just recently switched from Xbox to PC after 20 years.. I'm definitely going to be following you on twitch once I get things figured out.
10:40 - That was the most awkward silence seen and well deserved death hahaha
I dont get the joke
@@jeremychua9 I don't know how you don't get it. But you must be too young to be watching this channel.
@@thedarkalpha8755 thanks for the explanation
@@thedarkalpha8755 or not everyone has english as their first language? idk
@@subazsarma while you aren't wrong, he gave no indication that it wasn't a reason. Most people who don't use English as a main language, would actually state that is the reason why they don't understand.
8:27 nah bro everyones reaction has me crying bro😭
Man I remember these videos when I was 12 😂😂🤘🏽
How old are you now?
@@mr.loonatic4666 probs 14
Glad to see people still talk about AvP.
14:33 that's the best one in the video. But most of them are hilarious
I just know ur racist 💀💀 nah jk I laughed too
I love those jokes! Can't get enough thank you swiftor and all yall guys
ngl, i forgot about swiftor. Im glad i got to see him again and see these videos that give me a nostalgic feeling😂
Why couldn’t the orphan win a baseball game he couldn’t run home
man I miss these vids. Can't tell you how many times I used to watch you after high school.
The predator vs alien joke… just… wow XD
"That joke won't make it into the video"
Oops I guess lmao
Another good no limit joke video tho
i love these jokes they always make my friends laugh
10:20 they’re actually periods. They’re quarters in football.
Your video made my day not bad anymore...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Swiftor : to get to the bald guy's house
*Knock knock*
Swiftor : who's there?
Chicken
"That joke won't make it to the video" he said, joke ends up in the video
I have a dark joke that could be used: Why was the electrician crying? Cause his family just got murdered
when i saw the this video in my notification only thing going through my mind demonitized and if i laugh im going the hell
Thanks for the vanguard beta code! I’m already level 20
I like how quick the videos where edited for this, it was much better than the longer videos. I actually have time to watch em.
What do you call 6 gay men in a war?
Rainbow 6 siege
11:20 was mega madlad moment
“That won’t make it into the video” “ thank god”, makes it into the video😂
That final joke, what a kicker
na what a smash
What does a yoyo and a gay man have in common?
They both go up and down
The first one is brutal.
Poor Mando made such an innocent but funny joke and everyone didn't like it
What a great joke to start the video 😂😂😂😂 RIP paul
crazy i been watching this channel for at least 5 years 🤯
Dark jokes are the funniest.
That’s why Obama was a fan favourite president.
@@greathoonta3461 XD
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IT DID MAKE IT IN THE VIDEO THOUGH
Swiftor usually: “sorry man, audience said no”
Swiftor on Call6’s joke: *Hitler from Wolfenstein II*
Oxide was definitely the best one I have ever hear
Just noting that if anyone makes a bald joke in swift’s matches you’re literally writing yourself a death note
Ted Voogt who kept laughing at even the stupidest of jokes😂😂
After this video( UA-cam is going to be like Swift can I see you in my office for a sec)
5:51 there is no way nobody has not heard this one already
5:37 notice how it goes to 50-50* just as the timer ends , poor guy lol
I can't wait for more of these jokes 🤣
his channel never ceaces to amaze
I still remember the black ops 2 videos man the memories
19:40 is nobody gonna talk about how he said the holocaust joke near a furnace?
What is the most expensive haircut
Chemotherapy
5:20 I think that really caught the feels of a lot of 12 year olds which is why he got killed.
Back when UA-cam wasn’t so damn sensitive on what people say in videos…
Funniest stuff right here 😂😂😂
Best joke will be...
"What's different between swifter and me
I doesn't reflect sunlight" 😂 it's my own
Great video, keep up the good work 🤘👍
Joke:
What game is the hardest in Africa?
"Where's my water 2"
Today was the boring es day ever this videos was so funny I’m watching you all night
Just followes on his Twitch, yall should really do the samee!!!
2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joke: what do you call 2020 police officers in body bags?
Pigs in a blanket
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i heard this to many times got it off reddit and say it in most xbox partys I'm in
The first one was awesome 🤣
The best joke was “I’m 13 and I’m smarter than you!! 1v1 me
11:22 this was satisfying:)
man i LOVE THEM
“Why you got to do me like that chat?”
Well how about you get a original joke
Alien vs. Predator got me. WTF. ROFL
I got one.
My uncle was called to go to the hospital because something happen to his wife the doctors said
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, I have bad news for you. We need to amputate your wife.
My uncle's response: So what's the bad news then?
This is hilarious
8:49 I saw the same guy answer five times lol
I wonder where they get their jokes from. If anyone knows, please tell me.
Why is it convenient to bring an emo kid to the grocery store. You can scan their wrists for discounts. I'm burning for this one. Lol
Seen your thumbnail and thought vsauce plays games lol. Had to click on it because I knew it was to good to be true.
That Paul Walker NOOOO
WAIT I KNOW PRODIGY, HES IN MY FRIENDS ON ACTIVISION!
15:31, uh oh
Lmao im sorry if anyone was offended in this video but if you not thanks for watching i enjoy the dark humor
The alien vs predator joke was good
Just got the upload notification!
Like this series
I didn’t get the parent joke could someone explain?
Wheres the discord link
They should do a version were they drop pick up lines instead
Where can I watch this stream
I hate people who have to correct jokes.
10:40 that joke should have kept him in, it’s soooooo bad
I honestly don't get the joke.
Been watching since bo2
I’ve got one for some in the future ( I was kicked out of the library today for put a book on woman’s rights in the fantasy section)
Which game is this?
How do you get into one of these
i said the bowling one since i was like 8 it goes "your momma's like a bowling ball. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the alley and still comes back for more!"
15:26 "it wont make it into the video"
well that was a fucking lie
Sloppy editing bald man
@@swiftor But great vid tho
@@swiftor I’m still sorry
I’m never gonna give you up
i dont know if you had this in your twitch notification title but if i saw something other then sellout, like "swiftor says" or "cod mini games" or "no limit jokes" i would click on it immediately, not that i don't like sellout, but yeah.
how do i join one of these??????????????????????????????????/
I never knew my real ladder
No limit? Hell my jokes are way to horrible for this
Whats a call six joke?
You know what the difference betweenn my work and my wife?
After 10 years my work still suck
What do you care about more
Fans = F
Money = $
Entertainment = E