This is how you DON'T play Ultra Street Fighter 4 (IV) ONLINE
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I wonder how Phil would fare in a real fight.
"AW WHAT?! I TOTALLY BLOCKED THAT PUNCH! WHY DID IT STILL HURT MY ARM?!"
I'd like to think that him giving up in a match is equivalent to him cowering in fear in an actual fight.
Mr Madness nothing he can do.
Mr Madness He'd complain he had input lag... in real life.
Bugged life mechanics
Everytime DSP loses, an Angel gets it's wings.
And then a Billion Winged Angel was born
You think after a while, angels just end up with three or four sets of wings? DSP loses A LOT.
William Howard Every angel becomes Gill.
That's how often Phil loses.
ImTheDruggernaut That would be a nation of Gills though
Bob jones And they'd each have built full Super Meter.
Is it just me, or does Hugo look like a gigantic Tommy Wiseau?
I will never look at Hugo the same way again.
Mr. Spongecake I DID NAT HIT HER.... O hai Mark
Dude you just ruined Hugo 4 me
he proved the guy who called him "manchild sore loser" right by acting like a child and banning him
"Former pro fighting game player" gets rekt by randoms.
Here's a quote from VizardAnto.
"If you're not having fun, You're not playing the game."
You better listen to these words, Phil.
I cant block
5 years later I still cant block
Ten years later, I still can't block.
" I can't concentrate because i'm fighting a pink ranger Bison."
No dude, you're getting your ass kicked LOL!!!!
"OMG THE LAG!!!!"
Nope, the game isn't delayed or freezing. Try harder with your excuses Phil.
Do you know that the guy, who beat Phil with Vega, is the same person who created This is How You Don't Play Street Fighter 4?
yes its him
Yeah ENGRVSGaming.
Wait this is engravings??
Haha DSP doesn't seem to know that "unable to join session" means that someone has already joined so there's no space . Nothing to do with matchmaking/net code
He...he has a fan base?
He had one at one point but his fans have abandoned him and he has to beg for views in order to make money.
Wow, that is really sad. Makes sense though.
***** lol
***** lmfao
+IshyVideos I think 60% of them are sadists, or the kinda people who like to watch rage videos.
Because it's all he can offer.
It makes me happy this gets more views than the original vids DSP uploaded.
All Phil had to do with Hugo is Ex Lariat. It goes through infinite projectiles lol
You gotta remember: Phil doesn't watch other UA-camrs. Therefore, he didn't get the memo about what Hugo did to Maximilian. ;)
His "fan art" is so retarded
***** Haha its just copy paste phils face on other artists work
***** I saw that video and I flipped a freaking shit. Hugo's EX Lariat absorbed Ryu's Ultra 1. Holy fuck. I also tested it on Chun Li's Ultra 2 and it can absorb only 8 out of the 20 provided that he can reach Chun Li and knock her down. If not, he gets wiped
***** The way it works is that it's armored until he reaches the opponent. In other words, it won't work once he's close enough to the opponent.
12:01 - OH WOW HE ACTUALLY ADMITTED HIS OWN GUILT TO FUCKING UP
That's like one of the first times I've heard him admit he fucked up.
Don't be deceived. It's false sincerity.
Well, it's less deception and more noticing that he's done so after the other 1,000 times he's blamed something else.
Sings Song from Frozen "For the first time in forever"
HI CLOCKWERK YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HERO I LUV U
Phil seems to be getting increasingly angry at his viewers
He doesn't see his viewers as people, but rather as slaves that are supposed to worship him and offer him money. And anyone who refuses to do so is banished or executed.
He is the Joffrey Baratheon of UA-cam.
Now why was a smart fighting game player like you in this dark portion of the internet...?
Hi true
Day 1, admits he will be playing all the new characters. Still feels the need to complain and excuse his losses for some reason.
"I don't give a fuck"
>has regular streams where he spends half of an hour showing how much he cares about what other people think of him
His chosen fight title is oddly fitting.
I think a title like "Passive aggressive manchild" would be a lot more fitting.
5:23 TOO MUCH PINK ENERGY IS DANGEROUS!!!
I'm going to say right now, I am a little irritated that part of the clip was cut out at 7:30 where DSP acknowledges Engravings is good. It was clearly cut out to keep DSP from looking good in any way and it just raises questions like what other types of footage has been cut in these types of videos.
I'm certainly no fan of DSP, but next time I suggest just not including footage like that in the first place.
I'm imagining him blaming net code for losing offline
i remeber he blamed the music one time for loosing
He did blame input lag on a tv for losing a vanilla sf4 tournament match.
"I am a former professional fighting game champion."
Professional fighting game champion, my ass..
Has he ever considered that maybe it's HIS connection that sucks to join a room?
im sorry, i couldn even finish the video. i got sick of it 20min in. i just couldnt take any of his whining about the game and players
Viceral thats crazy far into this. i listened to about 10 seconds at three different points and think ive heard enough. guy is clueless and cant accept responsibility for any of his problems.
Props to you. I stopped in 5
I love how Phil has no idea his opponents hit him low to break his guard before hitting high, he just thinks guard makes you invincible.
Also Phil, it doesn't matter if you press the buttons AFTER the throw, you have to do it WHEN you get thrown.
He also doesn't seem to understand focus attacks or fadcing. It's a big part of SFIV
Alan D. I get you, it's hard especially if you are a pad player. I personally, just can't afford a fighting stick. But what I did was simply practice ryu's dp fadc ultra 1, on both sides of the screen every day, and once I got it I practiced more difficult combos. It's possible, I'm a 09'er and I learned it, I now can apply fadc combos consistently online something I never thought possible for me. Another tip, after learning to fadc, trying to complete as much trials as possible improved my execution insanely. The key i that when you are trying a very difficult trial, you find yourself practicing other combos and inputs in the process so you practice them so much that you master them. Good luck and don't give up.
a800562 bro.. same thing here.. i can land the fadc ultra when the opponent is a dummy.. once the opponent is real... i get tensed and miss the combo... :(
Gokul Rama Just practice in Arcade mode. You will eventually be able to land it under pressure.
a800562.. Yes bro.. Working on it
DSP's got excuses lined up for his excuses lol
Wow, Poison with Phil's face is actually kind of horrifying.
+FauxGreatOne Seeing that made me actually want to vomit. Most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time.
+FauxGreatOne It's wretched with LTG's face as well.
DSP: Sorry dude, no, not playing you, you proved that I suck ass and blame EVERYTHING on lag.
Tell me you button mash, without telling me you button mash 3:34
Offence: *A* Defence: *D* Technique: *D*
These old comments are Golden, also displays absolutely nothing has changed about Phil… besides becoming the muppet he once despised; beautiful consistency of pathetic.
Never change, Phil, so far you haven’t; keep up the bad work! You got this!
3:37
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Just about sums it up...
"Tiger Wang, mahahahahaha!"
He's what, 33 years old now?
5:08 - Pink Ranger Bison! Oh god, my sides!
*dies laughing*
***** And now I have the Power Rangers theme even firmly stuck in my head...thanks.
***** lol i could not help but laugh
Also, I got to point out that someone in the stream chat called him a "sore loser manchild" so in response he permanently bans him. Might as well put a tag on his shirt saying "#1 Manchild".
It's not all that astounding..
I may not be the best at Ultra, but it makes me feel better that there's someone out there this fucking incompetent
OK, so he says "kill me im trying to learn how to play with the character", wouldn't you first go to practice mode before you going online?
Philbert always seem to run into bad connections with lag issues and I mean... IS he serious? EVERYWHERE is lag.
He's just bad, the netcode isn't that bad as long as you have half-decent internet.
Maybe his ISP is based in the Arctic. You never know with this guy.
NitghVision he's madcuzbad
It's not lag, it's just him being shit at the game.
After getting his ass beat by the FGC, Phil discovered a liquid that could take all his life problems away. He never took his reaction time seriously again...
3:51 I love how DSP's shout syncs with the hippos in the back
every person has a character akin to his own skills, it is quite obvious phil doesnt even realize this since he keeps playing with the same characters
oh and phil the only lag is in your brain
That is true. However phil sucks and doesn't know how play with anyone.
3:55 I would have done the same thing. "He's gunna try to ex chip me out with daggers." I love how Phil thinks everything that works on him is random.
I am bad at fighting games... I think they're fun... Can I beat DSP?
Yes. Yes you can.
Even though he's bad he has some experience
just choose guile and shoot sonic booms, then flash kick randomly... should be more than enough to beat him.
If you lived on an entirely different planet, you could beat Phil.
Kahn-tent.
DSP: (complains when he loses)
DSP: (complains when he wins)
Engravings, our Vega overlord!~ Kreygasm
Is Phil under the mistaken impression that his opponents should try to help him win the match?
i guess he truly was his eternal enemy
The part where he gloats after beating a Bison with Elena and then refuses to rematch him?
Pretty much sums up his pro fighting game career.
Why is DSP fighting Seth Rollins? O_o
we both have the same mains... im terrified
DSP has a main?
I love Phil talking shit about a guy mashing when his training mode inputs show him mashing to do the oh so hard combo of normal into special move.
16:54 - HE FINALLY GOT A WIN AND HES STILL CRYING?! MAN YOU WON A DAMN MATCH BE HAPPY I WOULD!
Sick editing with the pink bison lol
If you thought Phil wasn't gonna bitch or complain, I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
6:56 "It doesn't get any more intense than this!" Oh, i'm sure it doesn't
That Cody almost joined the "perfect on DSP" club ;)
Favoriting this video just for the Power Ranger trick with the video. Nice job.
I'm not super spectacular at Street Fighter, but man, some things never change. And we wouldn't have it any other way, Phil.
DSP is the only person who will claim that a laggy connection creates inputs for him. I mean, that does not even make sense, it means that Capcom actively created programming to mess with people in online play. Does anyone buy an excuse like that?
I was waiting for this. I don't have this game yet because I'm getting the retail version, but I'm sure I can do better than him. I'm not even going to look at any combos/tactics with the new characters until then.
28:38
there is no way anybody in the stream chat would know anything about playing street fighter Kappa .
this guy is truly sad , but I will continue to watch these compilations they are to funny. So much fail from one person.
28:38 I'm genuinely sure 90% of his chat can play better than he can (and they're not even all that bright).
I mean, falling for Vega's light Rolling Crystal Flash no fewer than 3 times in a row, when he could've possibly Air Heavy Kicked and punished Vega, is stupid. If something doesn't work, you shouldn't keep doing it until it does. You should try something else.
Thank you for the Cody Rhodes theme music. Made me smile.
if you want to raise rank quick, just find DSP online and challenge him non stop, you got guaranteed wins!
Or find him on SF 30th collection lol
0:28 hey! isn't that a sound from old Tomb Raiders? ;o
probably, sounds familiar
Yep! It's when you find secrets.
He's actually kind of tame in this one.
Every time he chuckles like that, I seriously want to smack him in the face.
I don't like it when Phil returns to things he's known to suck at because he basically sits down and says "I don't want to do this. Fuck my viewers, I don't want to show off more of my grueling incompetence but I have to if I want to pay my bills so STFU and don't have any fun watching me fail." It leads one to ask why Phil even streams (aside from the Money).
Oh come on now, I bet people love watching him refuse to rematch people and constantly go back to searching for matches and heading back to the Training Stage. That's high quality content and if you disagree you're getting blocked.
I love when nothing has changed.
Richard Arthur Sample Yay?
Like how he still uses that "Third Rate Fighter" title?
Hey you think he couldn't find any matches initially because there was no one with his "same skill" :b ?
notice how the button prompts move while he is in training almost as if he was rotating the analog and pressing a single button. And he criticizes people for doing just that.
ok that lag comment is bullshit but the being distracted by pink ranger bison i don't blame him
lol *Both fighters ducking and doing nothing else* Announcer: It doesn't get anymore intense than this!
Phil probably doesn't realize we can hear his arcade stick. He he says 'I blocked' and we hear 'click click click' we know what's really going on.
Thank you for putting in the MMPR part, that made me happy.
Engravings uploaded his match on dsp
Dunning-Kruger effect at it's finest.
It's funny how these videos get more views then his.
Well then again this isn't repetitive and unedited.
Awesome vid.
"I press buttons nothing happens!" "What, I didn't do that" "OMG it's so laggy ah ah ah ah!" "I'm not doing anything and it does things, fuckin bullshit" "what, I press jump and he does a fucking crouch, laggy bullshit" "can't block" "online combo"
Words of a true street fighter champion
Why does it sound painful when he laughs. It's like someone is in agony.
These videos crack me up so much, keep going!
Oh my flying god. The original Power Rangers theme for the pink armored Bison. Yes. Hell yes. Hell. Fucking. Yes. That is the BEST way to beat down DSP ever.
CAN'T EVEN BLOCK *button mashing in the background*
Nothing better then his constant complaints of lag and "I was blocking!"'when you can clearly hear him clicking and smashing buttons everytime lol
DSP isn't complaining about everything, at least.
Why do I feel that DSP should play Maximilian Just to get owned by his Evil Ryu?
Phil, I love you. Don't ever change.
"I always dash into her attacks. There is nothing I could do"
Watching DSP playing this is like wasting 50 cents on an arcade fighting game and the buttons are not working.
'She f*cking takes damage like a f*cking B*tch' - Play Seth Bro.
Watching DSP get zoned super hard by that Juri was so satisfying
Phil is so free to neutral jump buttons it's painful.
I don't know if even having two single fiber lines going from his console to his ISP and the same goes for his opponent would be enough to make it not "laggy" (let's pretend the consoles can do fiber.)
"Man, I can't get over the fireballs!"
Uh...focus dash?
"hu-hu-hu"
His laugh makes me want to stick forks into my ears.
You win some. Then you lose some. Most get butthurt.
2:18
oh my god there's a Family Man title
thank you based capcpom
Fun Fact: Although it seems like Hugo is way too big to crouch under Juri's Standing Projectiles (forgot name of move, excuse me), and under Sagat's Standing Tiger Shots... He can crouch under them. It's just Hitbox Dissonance.
Proof of Hugo being able to crouch under Juri's Standing high projectiles is seen at 4:22
The pink ranger Bison made my day. I'm wondering if Amy Jo Johnson could be Dip Shit Phil as a pink Bison. If you get who she is, you are definitely a 90's kid.
"You can keep playing with your Mexican connection!" That's not a Mexican flag...
It was the indian flag wasn't it?
that's a Mexican flag
Am I the only one who pictures DSP slapping his face whenever you hear him clap?
Did he turn up character voice sounds? They sound abnormally loud compared to everything else
By the gods, that picture of Poison with Phil's face...
Phil is the ultimate form of madcuzbad