Before the flood of True 100%+ Comments: I currently don't have time for T100%+ due to my need to practice speedruns for several upcoming marathons. As a result of this I'm streaming a metric ton more than before. Also, UA-cam doesn't really consider Murder Simulator 2004 "suitable for advertisers" right now so I've lost the monetary motivation too. Don't lose hope however, because I really do want to continue and finish the series, it's just a shame I stopped one episode before the end of the master save and blue balled everyone. I'll try to finish that one episode but I kind of want it to be good and not just rushed coz "where is true 100%+" comments are annoying me.
Watching Josh's stream is a curious experience. He is a man who is internally tormented by SA yet he is forced, both internally and externally, to attempt time and time again to succeed in the dubiously difficult dupe run. A man eternally doomed to get mad at that game. I wish him all the strength in his endeavour.
37:13 I swear this has got to be how some of those Ghost vehicle myths were made, someone like 10 years ago would encounter this without recording or anything and just make up a story afterwards lmao
I am amazed to see how this guy loves this game and still uploading videos while some other says- "Who plays this game in 2017". But i love this game. Thank you Josh
Dear diary: Today, on my usual routine of knocking my head repeatedly on the subway station's entrance wall before getting into the cab, an african-american man approached me. ......
You are by far my all time favorite streamer and probably youtuber as well! Keep up the fantastic work! Also wondering, when will you do 100%, if at all?
Josh explains clearly why I don't have a mouse with a bunch of buttons on the side :D. My grip is too strong. I have enough troubles with the annoying back and forward buttons on my mouse.
37:15 Oh yeah, i remember this is happened to me too after doing "gang warfare" year ago. Out of nowhere, a Greenwood without driver just appeared out of nowhere after taking over territories. I was just like "hey, thank you Sweet for the ride you send for me".
Usually I see people explain how some things happen but coz I can’t find comments about this I get to explain. Yahoo! 13:30 The reason the cop got on Josh’s bike was because: at 13:25 the cop stopped the criminal. The AI is then programmed to get out and kill the guy before getting back in the nearest vehicle that is expected to be the cop car as he’s usually standing right next to it. However, immediately after the cop killed the guy, josh entered a mission which resulted in all vehicles despawning except the players (Josh’s Bike). This resulted in the cop taking Josh’s bike as it was the nearest vehicle to him when he was getting in the nearest vehicle.
Watched a ton of your videos, and I just now realized, after all these years, your reaction to glitches and stuff are almost the exact same as mine, most people laugh, or overreact, but your reaction is just silence and, make a slight face, and just have no reaction other than half disappointment, half confusion. Same as me man. Lol
40:15 I watched the video in 0.25x the speed, and it seems like after spinning out, you hit another piece of the fence, which caused you to stop movement
Yes, frame limiter is required for speedruns and I wouldn't have been able to slide without it, also after the clip I went back and did the mission again and it was fine, really weird
Man, I understand the panning the camera down unloads distant traffic and I appreciate it for that but christ I wish an exemption could be made for a script that could do that in like 2 frames or something so you dont constantly have to do it. I know that'll never happen, though.
I've been trying to speedrun gta:sa lately, but i am playing in windowed mode and every time i get pass the first cutscene black transparent squares start going from the bottom to the top of the screen. Does anybody know why ?
Ruzzle - Maybe it has to do with the windowed mode mod you’re using. Idk if using Alt-Enter works but considering there’s windowed mode mods, it probably doesn’t work properly.
Before the flood of True 100%+ Comments:
I currently don't have time for T100%+ due to my need to practice speedruns for several upcoming marathons. As a result of this I'm streaming a metric ton more than before.
Also, UA-cam doesn't really consider Murder Simulator 2004 "suitable for advertisers" right now so I've lost the monetary motivation too.
Don't lose hope however, because I really do want to continue and finish the series, it's just a shame I stopped one episode before the end of the master save and blue balled everyone. I'll try to finish that one episode but I kind of want it to be good and not just rushed coz "where is true 100%+" comments are annoying me.
Joshimuz thank you, I was about to ask where is the true 100% plus
where is true 100%+
I get people asking me about your 100%+ videos too haha. "When is Josh uploading the next video?" Why do they think I'm supposed to know?!
Ooh, what marathons do you have coming up?
Don't sweat it about T100%+ .
"murder simulator 2004" lol
Watching Josh's stream is a curious experience. He is a man who is internally tormented by SA yet he is forced, both internally and externally, to attempt time and time again to succeed in the dubiously difficult dupe run. A man eternally doomed to get mad at that game. I wish him all the strength in his endeavour.
Eh, it could be worse
Aero 神 - At messy Minecraft updates with new stuff.
@Aeronyx fuck you
I've seen worse, but he did alright
what @@Bestgameplayer10
54 mins of stream highlights? holy moly
Carl Johnson not enough tbh
Keep following the train CJ.
Carl Johnson BUSTA!!
that is pretty long
Carl can you go to airport and destroy every plane
8:50 Police be like "He is randomly shooting with Uzi, let's get him. Oh wait he was on a mission nevermind!"
13:30 *MMM NICE BIKE!*
HEY MY BIKE!
Nigga stole my bike
Giercownik7 LMAO DUUUUDE!
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Joseph Joestar
That was a weird line that Tommy said...
37:13 I swear this has got to be how some of those Ghost vehicle myths were made, someone like 10 years ago would encounter this without recording or anything and just make up a story afterwards lmao
Edness back in the day
Theres also a bug that allows police cars to drive by themselves if you shoot its driver lol
@@User-ge7ni, yh, a long time ago.
Good ol' PS2 years.
Also the dialogue there.
Josh: Um... where is the...
NPC: ...bitch.
Me: Ah yes. Where *is* the bitch?
54 min of highlights, any blue balls I had before have now been truly satisfied
I am amazed to see how this guy loves this game and still uploading videos while some other says- "Who plays this game in 2017". But i love this game. Thank you Josh
Still going in 2022
he doesn't even like it that much but it's what his viewers want to see bim playing, whenever he streams something else the viewers drop exponentially
maybe hoppin is just for eses
10:42 did anyone realize Sweet didn't get in the car?
Lol
No he's non canon.
It's a strat because you can soflock the game right there if sweet gets in and you do it wrong, so they point a gun at him and he doesn't get in
Dear diary: Today, on my usual routine of knocking my head repeatedly on the subway station's entrance wall before getting into the cab, an african-american man approached me. ......
How dare he interrupt my daily headbang meditation!!
I watch all these highlights rofling and realize that my whole life is like a SA speedrun, and I'm Joshimuz in it
DID YOU KNOW CJ MEANS CARL JOHNSON
Bro that's just a myth
That's not canon
thought it means cute jeans
did you know that jc mean john carlson?
Yes i know....
i'm addicted to this channel!!!!!!
Absolute quality. Thanks, Josh!
So good to see you're still alive!
Love your content, keep posting if you can!
Being a new sub, I've been binge watching your old stream highlights, so I've been waiting, haha.
Thank you!!!! It's like you read my mind, I was watching all your highlight videos before!
38:19
Me: "Oh, yes, yes, YES, COME ON, DO IT! DO IIIIITT!"
_monster truck misses gas pumps_
Me: "AW GODDAMNIT! You got lucky, Josh!"
49:30 Top 10 Strangest Unsolved Mysteries
checkea como se menea
3:44 this had me dying xD
car shoot, car go boom. you do that why
The things that happen in san andreas is pure art.
54 minutes of highlights = Entertainment for a lifetime.
"Two very boring minutes later"
Watched all of it, thank you for uploading this pure content ! I love your stream !
I'm a simple man: I see another Stream Highlight by Joshie, i press like
I don't think someone with a mlp profile picture is a man.
@@notalaeyt784 Atleast he has a good taste.
@@elsadabbasov8187
lol that comment is a year old, damn i was a dick back then
@@notalaeyt784 Welp glad you changed
1 hour of stream highlights?
god does exist
And His name is...
JOHN CENA
I understand your pain in all streams!!!
Love your vids
37:17 Josh: where is the...
Random Ped: bi***
😂😂
Holy shit what a coincidence
You are by far my all time favorite streamer and probably youtuber as well! Keep up the fantastic work! Also wondering, when will you do 100%, if at all?
Thanks for that Video! Just finished a movie and did not know what to do with my time.
54 MINUNTES?
AM I IN PARADISE?
All you had to do was finish the goddamn master save, Joshimuz.
Josh explains clearly why I don't have a mouse with a bunch of buttons on the side :D. My grip is too strong. I have enough troubles with the annoying back and forward buttons on my mouse.
The Bike Ryder! A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist!
This is gonna be good
37:15 Oh yeah, i remember this is happened to me too after doing "gang warfare" year ago. Out of nowhere, a Greenwood without driver just appeared out of nowhere after taking over territories. I was just like "hey, thank you Sweet for the ride you send for me".
lmao yay new joshimuz upload
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER WATCH STREAM HIGHLIGHTS WHILE EATING OR DRINKING
29:35 You can also get through the middle of the tolls without getting a wanted star, its a bit faster if you have a skinny enough vehicle.
37:42 in gta liberty city stories, I've seen a full car of gangs of Leone 3 times.
1 hour of a San Andreas best of? Best thing ever
When you know that the next hour will be perfect.
54 min highlight video? Oh man this is a dream!
I LOVE YOU JOSH
The whole first segment. Josh, maybe you're a secret undercover marksman and you don't even know it yet.
Joshimuz is the best GTA San Andreas speedrunner
missing highlight of pink voodo randomly dying in first mission(cutscene skip), its from a run at 2:20 IIRC
The God is back!!!!
You have the vigilante mission button on your mouse? That's dope
It doubles up as a lot of buttons (like all side missions, landing gear etc). I have a lot of buttons on my mouse too :P
WHAT!=!=!=!?!?!?!?!?
IS IT X MAS TODAY? THANK YOU JOSHIMUZ!
I just like watching your highlights while lying on the bed
54 minutes of San Andreas highlights? Joshimer, we are not worthy.
Hate to break it to you but there is some TBoGT in there too
Equally as entertaining. You cannot dissuade me.
54min of any gta is awesome
I'm a happy man now :)
Thanks
Josh, did you forget you can get minigun before first mission? Over 30 episodes and still no minigun? :/
“Hey, was that the right.. huh”
Hey, what kind of a pc do you actually use for gaming?
Usually I see people explain how some things happen but coz I can’t find comments about this I get to explain. Yahoo! 13:30 The reason the cop got on Josh’s bike was because: at 13:25 the cop stopped the criminal. The AI is then programmed to get out and kill the guy before getting back in the nearest vehicle that is expected to be the cop car as he’s usually standing right next to it. However, immediately after the cop killed the guy, josh entered a mission which resulted in all vehicles despawning except the players (Josh’s Bike). This resulted in the cop taking Josh’s bike as it was the nearest vehicle to him when he was getting in the nearest vehicle.
Watched a ton of your videos, and I just now realized, after all these years, your reaction to glitches and stuff are almost the exact same as mine, most people laugh, or overreact, but your reaction is just silence and, make a slight face, and just have no reaction other than half disappointment, half confusion. Same as me man. Lol
Well that is a genuine gameplay
This man loves grand theft auto as much as I do
Why did you blow up Sweet's car?
Brings him luck
best streamer 👍👍
54 minutes GOD i go for popcorn
"It is gonna blow up, right?" Yes it did.
AN HOUR?! HOLY SHIT.
40:15 I watched the video in 0.25x the speed, and it seems like after spinning out, you hit another piece of the fence, which caused you to stop movement
I love you
Oskarjon Love you too ❤❤
I read that in Patrick's voice
Well, at 38:40 you get 4-stars for a frame, and as an upshot there goes a SWAT truck down the hill from nothing at 38:55
Holy fuck the last dupe fail really broke my heart
Damn, an hour of highlights,thankyou you josh !!! ❤️ (this isn’t sarcastic, just in case)
is this sarcastic
@@realperson5575 it wasn’t ;)
@@SneakyF WHAT DA HECK...
@@realperson5575 ahahah
@@SneakyF in
Deniese:
Was your FPS cap disabled during that mission?
That's the only thing I can think of.
Yes, frame limiter is required for speedruns and I wouldn't have been able to slide without it, also after the clip I went back and did the mission again and it was fine, really weird
Thomas Galea I think Denise spawn in the fire because Josh skipped the cutscene and went inside the building too fast?
The boyk Ryder, the boyk.
10:45 How's Sweet Still Talking, And he is not in the car. any one noticed he didn't get in the car?
10:43 wireless sweet
Oh , Damn it Ryder !
Why didnt you do the yolo jump for wrong sides of the tracks
What's up with the Cop bike? He seems to always get it, any reason behind it? Is it faster than most vehicles?
yes
Finally daddy josh
What the hell happened during the Cesar Vialpando mission (around 30:40)? Never seen that before.
If you pause and unpause during the mini game you can drive around while doing the dancing buttons :)
what keyboard u using now
12:32 He was going to starve in 15 seconds anyway
Wen ur on the mission ryder push the back of his car to make sure he gets in quicker and dosent get killed by cars
You don't get genuinely mad very often but I can tell you were in that last clip.
Whats loadless time and real time?
Wow, how many times has Ryder been run over leaving the Pizza Parlor?
Man, I understand the panning the camera down unloads distant traffic and I appreciate it for that but christ I wish an exemption could be made for a script that could do that in like 2 frames or something so you dont constantly have to do it. I know that'll never happen, though.
Stream Highlights
25/3/2018
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I've been trying to speedrun gta:sa lately, but i am playing in windowed mode and every time i get pass the first cutscene black transparent squares start going from the bottom to the top of the screen. Does anybody know why ?
Ruzzle - Maybe it has to do with the windowed mode mod you’re using. Idk if using Alt-Enter works but considering there’s windowed mode mods, it probably doesn’t work properly.
Josh i'm not checking your channel 24/7 for 3 months in a row for True 100%
Oh I get it.
19-12=7 and 22-12=10, therefore these streams took place between July 10th and October 11th.
Not very many highlights...
SunnySydeRamsay ha ha
1:53 I wouldn't trust Joshimuz to shoot the hostage holding a knife to my neck.
I read slamvan as slavman at 9:48
30:50 ???
Pause/unpause the game
That first minute tho xD
No more MTA PUBG?
Actually I did just play a lot of rounds of it the other day, the highlights are on Twitch though because I was playing music through them :(
Kaizo Alt i want more too
I just watched the latest 2 highlight videos and this one is 54 minutes long?? Time 23:35 right here.
I'll watch it anyway.
are you playing gta sa and repeat all the missions?
joshimuz looks like hippy in this video now XD
Why it had to end :/