You forgot the 2 biggest crimes: -Possession of a nuke hidden in a civilian area, the fusion reactor was built by Wayne enterprises and he was well aware of the dangers and he deliberately hide it from the public and the army... -Possession of many unregistered military grade tanks, which were taken by the league of shadows and used to take the city. Batman pretty much created the uprising by himself.
"Tank" is any moving vehicle designed specifically to Withstand enemy fire while moving. The batmobile "Tumbler" was armored but it was mainly designed to jump huge gaps for quick "bridge making" for the army. It is not a military grade tank but it is a civilian grade tank. And for some reason it has a rotating cannon on its top, with high explosive capability.
I know you're joking. But at some point you'd think he actually would buy a jail. Then make it so that the prison is hard for his supervillains to escape. Arkham Asylum and Blackgate were hardly doing shit.
Batman was only supposed to be temporary. Harvey Dent (Gotham's White Knight) was the district attorney Wayne intended to replace Batman as the "face" of crime-fighting justice because Wayne understood that vigilantism was not right.
Nah he just wanted to spoon Rachel that’s it and he was jealous of Harvey because he hid behind his lil mask acting like a tough guy with all his rich guy armor and everything lol
@@mojoglojo23 then he would go to a different prison, and the one he bought would be confiscated by the government. Even if you buy a prison, you can still become a prisoner.
I feel like some of those situations of "battery and false imprisonment" are kinda fair though. Batman did know there were crimes being comitted and in terms of reasonable force they were armed pretty heavily. Like to the point where use of lethal force would have been fair if Batman killed. Also there were points where Batman was technically working with/for the cops.
Cops still considered it Vigilantism.. Although Bruce Gave Them The rightful Evidence to perform a arrest on The suspect... But can't even trust Gotham cops, They can be brought and even be corrupt at times like Branden (A character in Batman: Year One)
Yeah some of them were fair enough. On the other hand though, he wasn't charged with multiple attempted murders or something in the same vein as he probably would be since he had no way of knowing some criminals as well as some police officers would survive what he did to them.
Batman is more or less an unofficial police asset/consultant, especially in more recent films. This doesn’t exempt him completely from criminal charges (when he intimidates witnesses, for example), but as far as I understand it does allow him to be more confrontational under the law than an average Joe off the street. Most of the people he beats up are in the process of committing crimes and armed with weapons, and he usually only uses the force required to take them down.
@@owaine-changamingYou can't charge him for all the kidnapping that other people did after he died in 3. Before, then yes. Also torture, false imprisonment, drugging, etc.
what about all the times he blew up half the city and did major property damage to both city and personal assets just so he could take a shortcut or two or evade the police
Legal Eagle has done something on this.. (A Lawyer on UA-cam) Batman would be charged for kidnapping yes, but reckless endangerment is putting others in harms way without thought.. So batman was charged with Kidnapping and something that legal eagle called "The Forbidden Fruit Crime" where batman has performed a Un-warrented arrest, but he gave the Right evidence to The police to Question Lau's actions..
I mean yeah Batman is a criminal ‘technically’ but he did it for the right reason(s) and for that he’s a hero just not your typical hero. A dark knight if you will.
Bender from Futurama would be cool, but probably difficult since he has done so many crimes and some of his crimes happened in space (which is international waters i think)
Two things One you forgot the scene of Bruce preparing to shoot Joe Chill. Even if he didn’t pull the trigger in the end, that’s still conspiracy to commit murder. Also I’m not sure, I know ownership of a gun is legal in New Jersey, but I would guess bring it into a court house would also be an additional felony.
@@gabrielelatorre22 Bull shit. First, I checked, bringing a gun into a public space such as a courthouse is strictly against the law in New Jersey. And conspiracy to commit a crime, even if the crime is not carried out, is still a crime.
@@dylantennant6594 With all the things he's done, who the fuck cares about that? In the end he didn't do anything anymore, so bye. You don't go to prison just for thinking about killing, you go there when you do it
So, on another UA-camr's channel (he is a lawyer but I can't remember his name), he said when Batman hacked all the phones in Gotham, he committed more crimes in that one instance than the Joker did. I believe the reasoning was due to the number of phones Batman hacked which was a few million.
in total, but they would have to prove it…extremely doubtful he gets consecutive sentences for that due to violating his 8th Amendment rights, especially for something that didn’t actually hurt anyone except terrorists hurting the city
I think the fine is pointless, He can afford it. Plus he can get a good lawyer for reduced prison sentence. I think the most they can get out of him is some form of vigilante justice.
Now real questions, do you think based on circumstances provided by the movies, how likely do you think the cops would be to accept his help and secondly would he be offered bail?
I would love to see Batman from the 2006-2008 cartoon, "The Batman" get charged for his crimes. Some of them are pretty major. Each episode you can make a charge for trespassing.
You forgot the 2 biggest crimes:
-Possession of a nuke hidden in a civilian area, the fusion reactor was built by Wayne enterprises and he was well aware of the dangers and he deliberately hide it from the public and the army...
-Possession of many unregistered military grade tanks, which were taken by the league of shadows and used to take the city.
Batman pretty much created the uprising by himself.
Those aren't tanks but yeah
Remember Lucius Fox telling him not to go the full ORWELL on Gotham's residence?
You could classify the batmobile as a tank because it is armour and has weaponry as a tank@@boredgunner
@@cybertruck2008 A tank is a lot more than that, otherwise even a Humvee is a tank.
"Tank" is any moving vehicle designed specifically to Withstand enemy fire while moving.
The batmobile "Tumbler" was armored but it was mainly designed to jump huge gaps for quick "bridge making" for the army.
It is not a military grade tank but it is a civilian grade tank. And for some reason it has a rotating cannon on its top, with high explosive capability.
Feel weird to see a superhero being charged for his crimes. But I agree that Batman did some illegal things.
well vigilantism is a crime
Illegal things to stop the bad guys he shouldn’t be charged with anything
@@TheBision23 If he was actually put to trial, most juries would probably be on his side tbf.
@@eta_carithebrightlord3396nah Batman would have life in prison lol
He literally saved the city from a nuke! They even made a statue in his honour.@@laphonz
Everybody gangsta until *if Alfred pennyworth was charged for his crimes* video gets uploaded
Pretty much: "Accesory" to all batman crimes.
Lmaaao waiting for it
@@miguelcarunchod.1493not if he didn’t know ahead of time what he would be doing…he has plausible deniability in his favor
Bruce: “ima tell them it was all your idea” *Talking to Alfred*
Judge: Do you have a defense?
Batman: I’M BATMAN!
Judge: Understood, you’re free to go, have a nice day.
🤣
Reporter: How did you get out of prison?
Batman: I built this prison
nah, he bought it
He'd just buy the jail hes going to be in.
first, and fr.
Definitely can see a Wayne corrections lmao
Before that, he gonna buy the courthouse
It works for druglords!
I know you're joking. But at some point you'd think he actually would buy a jail. Then make it so that the prison is hard for his supervillains to escape. Arkham Asylum and Blackgate were hardly doing shit.
"Batman, you are currently charged with-"
"I'm Batman."
"Nevermind, you're free to go."
The triumphant Batman music abruptly stopped by the "17x Battery: 8.5 Years In Prison" made me cry laughing 😂😂
If John wick was charged for his crimes
kekw
Yes please John Wick next.
Yes, do John wick next
I’d love to see that.
They would shoot him instantly
"We're all criminals, Clark. The only difference is that you have a boss."
Batman was only supposed to be temporary. Harvey Dent (Gotham's White Knight) was the district attorney Wayne intended to replace Batman as the "face" of crime-fighting justice because Wayne understood that vigilantism was not right.
Well that and Bruce wanted to be happy with Rachel.. til Joker.. yk
Nah he just wanted to spoon Rachel that’s it and he was jealous of Harvey because he hid behind his lil mask acting like a tough guy with all his rich guy armor and everything lol
Ooo, always nice to see new stuff from you!
Renewing my request for Agent 47 from the Hitman games.
Superman:How did you get out of the prison? Batman:I bought the prison.
I feel that would be the case once he got his one phone call
Crazy thing is joker would break batman out 😂😂
Lol seeing as how apparently us prisons are privatized... wouldn't put it past possibility
So the Escobar method.
2 minutes in and Batman has already earned himself a life sentence in prison 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Something tells me hacking into 7 million phones with full image and volume would be a lot more than 5 years in prison lol
I think it's because he was doing it to save people. If it was any ordinary criminal they would get much longer
“WHERE ARE YOU?!”
“Here.”
“AHH!!”
"How did u get out of prison?"
- I bought the prison
"How did u avoid paying charges"
- I bought the charges
..... Very Bruce wayne thing to do😎
The government owns the prison. He wouldn't be able to buy it.
He can simply just buy the government@@RobHorrorLive
@@RobHorrorLivethe US has a ton of private owned for-profit prisons, so Bruce could buy the prison he’s going to
@@mojoglojo23 then he would go to a different prison, and the one he bought would be confiscated by the government. Even if you buy a prison, you can still become a prisoner.
In court room: What's your defense ?
I'm Batmen
Not guilty
And not one murder charge. That's what really matters.
How many Robins died under his care?
Bro he killed two face
@@PierceKimbrow Self defense
4:35 there is no way nobody died there
Batman wants to stop crime but low key does it himself
I feel like some of those situations of "battery and false imprisonment" are kinda fair though. Batman did know there were crimes being comitted and in terms of reasonable force they were armed pretty heavily. Like to the point where use of lethal force would have been fair if Batman killed. Also there were points where Batman was technically working with/for the cops.
Cops still considered it Vigilantism..
Although Bruce Gave Them The rightful Evidence to perform a arrest on The suspect...
But can't even trust Gotham cops, They can be brought and even be corrupt at times like Branden
(A character in Batman: Year One)
Yeah some of them were fair enough. On the other hand though, he wasn't charged with multiple attempted murders or something in the same vein as he probably would be since he had no way of knowing some criminals as well as some police officers would survive what he did to them.
@@harley4230Within the context of the story, he knew it wouldn't be lethal or he wouldn't have done it
Batman is more or less an unofficial police asset/consultant, especially in more recent films. This doesn’t exempt him completely from criminal charges (when he intimidates witnesses, for example), but as far as I understand it does allow him to be more confrontational under the law than an average Joe off the street. Most of the people he beats up are in the process of committing crimes and armed with weapons, and he usually only uses the force required to take them down.
That’s absolutely sick 💯 3:22
Imagine how much longer Batfleck would’ve gotten if he was charged with crimes
Ooo i want that one next lol
If John "Jigsaw" Kramer was charged for his crimes!
Oh god there would be so many kidnapping charges that’s like 86 counts of kidnapping
Why not do Leatherface who's a crazy killer
@@owaine-changamingor bane because he was about to millions with an atomic bomb
@@owaine-changamingYou can't charge him for all the kidnapping that other people did after he died in 3. Before, then yes. Also torture, false imprisonment, drugging, etc.
@@SirDistictechnically you can since in saw 7 he is still the one pulling the strings. Only ones you can’t charge him for are jigsaw and spiral
Batman: I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.
The Cinema Cop: Soooo a criminal?
So no one is gonna look at how many times he risked his life to save thousands of people and just charge him for all the crimies
Emphasis on the _if_ batman was charged
what about all the times he blew up half the city and did major property damage to both city and personal assets just so he could take a shortcut or two or evade the police
Batman and Tony Soprano sharing a cell is crazy 😂😂
The funny thing is Batman would probably be the one who put Tony in the cell in the first place
You actually did it! I was beginning to wonder if you would get around to this one!
So Batman would get in trouble for bats helping him I would love to hear that in court
animal endangerment, I guess? I dunno
Imagine u having to be the judge for Batman case but he saved u and ya family lives from dying
I do feel like some of the cases of battery could fall into self-defense. And 280 grand would barely make a dent in Bruce Wayne's bank account
It actually wouldn't even make a dent, it probably wouldn't even be a scratch
We need this again, but for the Arkham Games.
If Anton Chigurh was charged for his crimes
Just protecting Gotham city
If Dominic Toretto was charged for his crimes.
Pretty sure he ended up getting pardoned though
@@geraltofrivia1599But if it weren't even like that
family
I literally busted out laughing from the first burglary charge
his only crime is continuing to let the joker live
Dam Batman out here wildin 😂
Just tuned into your channel, I love it, keep it up
Wouldn’t kidnapping Lau be considered reckless endangerment? I mean Lau could’ve slipped out of Batman’s grasp and fell to his death.
Legal Eagle has done something on this..
(A Lawyer on UA-cam)
Batman would be charged for kidnapping yes, but reckless endangerment is putting others in harms way without thought..
So batman was charged with Kidnapping and something that legal eagle called "The Forbidden Fruit Crime" where batman has performed a Un-warrented arrest, but he gave the Right evidence to The police to Question Lau's actions..
That’s not what reckless endangerment is
I mean yeah Batman is a criminal ‘technically’ but he did it for the right reason(s) and for that he’s a hero just not your typical hero. A dark knight if you will.
There was no reason for him to smash through the toll booth thing at all lol.
Funniest part has to be destroying a train being self defense 😂 fair enough
I’m sure Bruce can pay that 280,250 fine no problem he can afford it.
1:47 I'm Batman! *Headbutt* hehehe 😂😂
Bender from Futurama would be cool, but probably difficult since he has done so many crimes and some of his crimes happened in space (which is international waters i think)
Two things
One you forgot the scene of Bruce preparing to shoot Joe Chill. Even if he didn’t pull the trigger in the end, that’s still conspiracy to commit murder.
Also I’m not sure, I know ownership of a gun is legal in New Jersey, but I would guess bring it into a court house would also be an additional felony.
Vabbè ma se non ha fatto nulla, poco importa
@@gabrielelatorre22 Bull shit. First, I checked, bringing a gun into a public space such as a courthouse is strictly against the law in New Jersey.
And conspiracy to commit a crime, even if the crime is not carried out, is still a crime.
@@dylantennant6594 With all the things he's done, who the fuck cares about that? In the end he didn't do anything anymore, so bye. You don't go to prison just for thinking about killing, you go there when you do it
You sir, have earned yourself a subscriber . Well done 👏
You forgot a BUTTLOAD of “destruction of property” 😂😂😂😂
Now I see why he faked his own death in a nuclear blast
fact that jokers sentencing video is 5 minutes and this is 11 minutes
Nice video! But Talia's father is Liam Neeson's character, since he is the real Ra's Al Ghul.
If Light Yagami were charged for his crimes.
To be fair if batman was actually changed for is crimes he'd need saul Goodman
Imagine charging batman for his crimes💀
I know like that would be wrong
@@josefigueroa3930 so f*ucked up
Awesome! Thanks!
So, on another UA-camr's channel (he is a lawyer but I can't remember his name), he said when Batman hacked all the phones in Gotham, he committed more crimes in that one instance than the Joker did. I believe the reasoning was due to the number of phones Batman hacked which was a few million.
in total, but they would have to prove it…extremely doubtful he gets consecutive sentences for that due to violating his 8th Amendment rights, especially for something that didn’t actually hurt anyone except terrorists hurting the city
The first one should have been arson and destruction of private property.
Does it really count as battery if they are shooting at you?
Do if netanyahu was charged for his crimes….
what about use of an unlicensed vehicle on public roads?
Batman would roughly be looking at 161 years in prison
If I’m wanted for watching a movie then I’m guilty as charged. 🎉 😂 nuff said.
Hmm, also driving his vehicle which is most probably not street legal.
I don’t think so. The Batman can’t go to prison because he was a hero
I think the fine is pointless, He can afford it. Plus he can get a good lawyer for reduced prison sentence. I think the most they can get out of him is some form of vigilante justice.
So what that he can afford it? I don't get it.
Also it's the minimum sentence
Batman charged with bat tery lol
He’s called the dark knight for a reason. He works outside the law as a vigilante
Yooo, I wanted to see Batman on this channel!
You should do Superman from Man of Steel
💀 The amount of destruction and deaths
next case if HBO Oz prison officers request
Just subscribed to this channel
"Aggravated arson?!" Who knew you could aggravate that??
😂😂 the combo counter on the side
I don’t think a jury would convict him. He’d be let off
Not with the illegal 1984 mass surveillance no way that they would let it slide remember how Americans reacted to Watergate and the NSA
He can be charged all day long but I promise you won't catch him😂😂
😂😂
I want a "If V (from V for Vendetta) Was Charged For His Crimes" !
Well V would be in prison for the rest of his life after all the killing, and blowing up Landon landmarks.
Now real questions, do you think based on circumstances provided by the movies, how likely do you think the cops would be to accept his help and secondly would he be offered bail?
Bruce Wayne : 6 months probation & a charitable contribution
Bro has an unlimited jail sentence 🤣
you guys are joking right lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see why the cops want Batman so bad
Can you do some character of Power
Next you should if Peter griffin was charged for his crimes lol
Would like to see CJ's version of this
If Thomas Shelby was charged for his crimes.
That's a tough one considering how the law was different back then.
He at least has the ability to pay the fine without breaking a sweat.
Watch Dogs If Aiden Pearce Was Charged For His Crimes
If Thomas Shelby was charged for his crimes
this criminal thought he fought for justice 😂😂😂😂😂
John wick and Jax Teller next please!
If rose from two and a half men was charged for her crimes
I would love to see Batman from the 2006-2008 cartoon, "The Batman" get charged for his crimes. Some of them are pretty major. Each episode you can make a charge for trespassing.
Mr. Wayne is going away for long time and pay a fine which cause a whole hell of a lot of money.
The fine is but a tip of a feather for him.
If Cj Carl Johnson Was Charged For His Crimes
Johnson not jhonson
@@ronaldomontero3624 "Johnson"
Do Jack Bauer next
Rich dude pleads guilty: 3 years sentence, freed on 1 year on good behavior.
Can you do o-dog and Caine from menace 2 society next? Or some of the characters from the snowfal series?
Funny how they put Batman on this list. Should also do bane. You did both Batman and joker.
only illegal if you get caught