When you get a massage/hilot fart means “lumabas na ang lamig” loosely translated to the cold that was trapped in your body is out. Also, after some operation there is a saying that “fart is gold “. Because doctors will ask the patient if they farted or peed or pooped .
Well, I more think that what they meant to say was that when you get a massage, it makes you so relaxed that the bad air also leaves your body And keeping all that bad air in your body doesn't do it any good . So like I think she means to say that it's a good thing if they get to make their clients to fart. At least that's what's told to me by my family and friends. Not sure if anyone got what I meant. Lol
I would never live in those little towns in Texas, They all look like the setting for a horror movie. But alot of them actually have good BBQ places So, I wouldn't mind just driving an hour to one eating then driving back home.
😂 this is so true though. I was born and raised in a small town in Texas but it ain’t got nothing on these small towns in Iowa that’s for sure. Pig farms are just down the road along side a fallen barn.
Facundo if you think that’s funny listen to his story where he was at his friends house that had a sexy mom so Theo went to the toilet grabbed one of her brassieres wrapped it around his head and busted nuts
Jeff Dunham (comedian ventiloquist) did a bit in one of his recorded shows talking about how he played a joke on the ASL translator & a group of deaf audience members at one of his previous shows. He just went silent but continued to move his lips & make the character move, so the deaf audience freaked out thinking they were missing out on jokes because their translator had just quit signing. 🤣 He kept it up for a bit, like a full minute, before telling the whole audience how he had just noticed the translator working furiously but realized her back was entirely to him in order to face all the deaf people sitting in the 1st row, so she wouldn't realize what was going on if he just went silent.
Donald glover had a bit about asl (sign language) interpreters at his show. Also the interpreters at concerts have to match the same energy as the musician; this is so the deaf people there can share the same experience as the hearing.
Just looked up the Japanese cannibal. 1. He does look weird but 2. According to wiki he's still alive and I didn't find anything about his death sentence. Just watched a video about a different Japanese serial killer who would target young girls. He was hung in 2008.
Allen Silva yeah thats what my family always called it but i looked it up and its called peak. Just thinking she's talking about that place its in San Dimas so she might've gone there. But im just assuming
we are all in love with theo especially with you guys interacting with him lmao yall all together just have your own podcast. the way he can laugh with yall xD
Actually I am in China doing a teaching gig. For a lot of Americans who can speak without an ascent, you can become a English teacher practically anywhere. Also your starting rate can be as “low” as 10k a month. My dad is making 15 but the cap at a good school is 30k. Life here can be expensive, but if you stay on a low cost budget, you can get away with only spending 2k a month (including rent in that 2k) good life here.
Patrice O Neal (comedian) did a stand up set where a sign language interpreter was on stage performing alongside. It’s on UA-cam if anyone wants to watch how hilarious it was
I have always watched jk news and jkparty for a couple of years but I never really got into their jkfilms channel. But guys recently I came across these jkfilms videos called hanging with JK and it’s basically kinda like off the record. Anyone who loves off the record will love this. Also the OG fans who has already watched that can Ignore my comment 😬
Of all the guests, THEO is my favorite and I look forward to watching these videos. He is so funny. I really hope he liked Vietnam...cause I don't. LOL
Thanks JK for introducing me to Theo Von 🙌🏻
Tru af I wouldn’t know what to do without Theo 🖤
Yes! Now Imma go see his show in Oct ❤
swearrrrr
You should check out his podcast "This Past Weekend". That shit has more spice than a pot of New Orleans jambalaya!
flexin with that tfatk shirt
Theo, David, and Steve are my favorite guest.
for me it's theo, boze, bobby & steve
david is barely a guest
And Boze!
Too bad david is now out.
Barbie damn wtf
I like 'Off the record' because it feels like I have friends
John Smith we can be friends dude off or on the record
John Smith it feels good to pretend
Oof.
FACTS 😂😂😂
ok
Theo is cool, speaks his mind and is blunt. Fits in with this crew haha straight up roasted David for calling a drive from Sac to LA a road trip
You know it's gonna be a good video when Theo is in it.
Theo is great for tying in conversations between different videos.
Love Theo Von as a guest, funny & entertaining af
Dude... If JK had Theo Von on JKP that'd be lit af!
Christian Garcia yes I think he’d kill it at mafia
Christian Garcia he’d bring the perfect energy right next to joe and bartikins
We saw David get skinny, now we watch Joe as he becomes a master musician.
Theo Von is such a daddy. Like I love him and his stooopid mullet.
How do you not remember what country you went to and not remember what degree you got 😂
YoongiGotMyHeart man shit happens😅
It was a joke. Purposely saying dumb ass shit is just Theos kind of humour lol.
Lots of cocaine
He actually did a lot of cocaine in the past he talked about it on joe rogans podcast
You can yell host stories are mostly bullshit for comedic purposes. Like that parrot part
I love this channel so much❤️ I honestly binge watch it. The newer videos and the ones that are years old
ya foreal! what was TV again?
You should bc they always have a thing for inside jokes.
Man I love procrastinating
Myra Johnson i haven't started yet.
even spongebob in your photo is procrastinating.
what kind of Filipino says that farting is a compliment? David’s mom’s friend must be trolling lol
Neil dela cruz exactly lol. He lying or some one trolled him hard
When you get a massage/hilot fart means “lumabas na ang lamig” loosely translated to the cold that was trapped in your body is out.
Also, after some operation there is a saying that “fart is gold “. Because doctors will ask the patient if they farted or peed or pooped .
Well, I more think that what they meant to say was that when you get a massage, it makes you so relaxed that the bad air also leaves your body And keeping all that bad air in your body doesn't do it any good . So like I think she means to say that it's a good thing if they get to make their clients to fart. At least that's what's told to me by my family and friends. Not sure if anyone got what I meant. Lol
I hope Theo becomes a regular on Jk News
You should do a off the record on like scary stories that happened to u guys or like paranormal stories that happened to u guys
Geo and Tiff will probably have the best stories. Mexico is crazy! When I went my grandparents had crazy stories!
Justin Gonzalez Ohmygod yes!
Yes! That’s always interesting to hear...😁👍
I would never live in those little towns in Texas, They all look like the setting for a horror movie.
But alot of them actually have good BBQ places So, I wouldn't mind just driving an hour to one eating then driving back home.
Dude Wazap texas chain saw
Locks the doors, get a big dog, and have guns and knives around the house and you'll be fine.
I’m offended
😂 this is so true though. I was born and raised in a small town in Texas but it ain’t got nothing on these small towns in Iowa that’s for sure. Pig farms are just down the road along side a fallen barn.
Dude Wazap bruh omg so true mother fuckers in those little towns in Texas always look out their windows it’s creepy asf
The sink is *high*
Mia Foley What does “the sink is high” mean?
htp qhy look for the episode
htp qhy It's from a JKP video
htp qhy "More Dirty Secrets ft. Nikki Limo and Steve Greene"
Joe's sink is *H I G H*
Best jk guests
1. Theo von
2. Theo von
3. Theo von
4. Theo von
5. Theo von
6. Ricky shucks
7. Booze
8. Tim
9. Bobby Lee
10. not the god Theo von
You don’t like Steve Greene? Lol
inder binder patel jr what about David
inder binder patel jr up
I think they are all great, they choose wisely
Just Not David
I literally just watched Theo tell the parrot/brothel story on Tiger Belly and now he tells it again here lol hella funny both times tho.
Facundo if you think that’s funny listen to his story where he was at his friends house that had a sexy mom so Theo went to the toilet grabbed one of her brassieres wrapped it around his head and busted nuts
Still hard to believe they had Theo von on this shits crazy
SOOOO glad you brought Theo back! Best guest by far
I'm so thirsty for Theo. I have to admit it. I'm not ashamed. Like, is he marry or have a girlfriend?
He’s married to the lord
I’m honestly with u, I find him so attractive
get in line pal
Allen Silva he has a gf for around 2 years now if i remember correctly.
That don’t matter to me 😂
I wanna see Theo talk about his appearance in the bhad bhabie music video
I love Theo Von, he's one of the best guests
The -tide- sink is high and I’m holding on. I’m gonna be your number 1. Nuuuumber oneeee 🎶 🎵 🎼
What video is the "sink is high" reference from?
Can you guys have Theo as often as you guys have Steve? If possible please 😭
Abigail Escobedo he is always on tour around the world
Sierra DeRossett that’s why I said if possible. 😔
Jeff Dunham (comedian ventiloquist) did a bit in one of his recorded shows talking about how he played a joke on the ASL translator & a group of deaf audience members at one of his previous shows. He just went silent but continued to move his lips & make the character move, so the deaf audience freaked out thinking they were missing out on jokes because their translator had just quit signing. 🤣 He kept it up for a bit, like a full minute, before telling the whole audience how he had just noticed the translator working furiously but realized her back was entirely to him in order to face all the deaf people sitting in the 1st row, so she wouldn't realize what was going on if he just went silent.
There are places in the US that you have to drive 2-3 hours one way for groceries. They go 1x a month for groceries.
8:56 Theo just assumed they knew what that restaurant was 👀😂😂
The sitcom was called News Radio.
You guys gotta have Theo back for the careful boys era!!! 😂❤
Donald glover had a bit about asl (sign language) interpreters at his show. Also the interpreters at concerts have to match the same energy as the musician; this is so the deaf people there can share the same experience as the hearing.
theo talking about what the mexican parrots were saying got me laughing so damn hard 😂
Theo Von got me here
You know this video about to be good cuz Theo is on!
Theo is hilarious. Please have him more!!
Just looked up the Japanese cannibal. 1. He does look weird but 2. According to wiki he's still alive and I didn't find anything about his death sentence. Just watched a video about a different Japanese serial killer who would target young girls. He was hung in 2008.
Great video! The sink is high
What video is the "sink is high" reference from?
I love how Theo Von uses material from other videos. *The Sink is High*
What video is that reference from?
Lol joe looking down on china he should really visit Shanghai
wont really change his mind tbh
Theo best working comedian at this moment !
Geo saying Pinnacle Peak had my mouth watering. That was one of my favorite places for ribs
Allen Silva yeah thats what my family always called it but i looked it up and its called peak. Just thinking she's talking about that place its in San Dimas so she might've gone there. But im just assuming
Theo is so funny, how does someone not know their degree? 😂
when you confuse Snoop Dogg with Waka Flocka lmaooooo
Theo Von is one of my favorite guests. Please bring him back more often. 😂😂
Love Theo .just subbed to him and started listening to his podcasts...lmao don't know how to categorize his humour but dude is hilarious
Y'all ever expect theo to say some crazy wild ass shit but get taken aback by how much he just holds back.
China isn’t that bad anymore esp in the major cities, it develops so fast totally different from 2 yrs ago Joe needs to go back lol
wont really change his mind tbh
vivelafandom, There's no point trying to convince these people. You're talking to brick walls.
He tried so hard to be more white, and you ask him to be Asian again?
He’s not going back.
@joek hes japanese??!!!!1
David's filipino accent is on point.
Best guests
-Steve Greene
-Theo Von
- Bobby Lee
..…………..….……...….……...…..…....……..…
(not including *david*)
normal citizen Tim delaghetto
we are all in love with theo especially with you guys interacting with him lmao yall all together just have your own podcast. the way he can laugh with yall xD
Hilarious 😂bring him back on careful boys
Tiff said Shanghai so accurately!!! It was native level perfect 👌🏼
Damn, Theo looks good without a mullet
Actually I am in China doing a teaching gig. For a lot of Americans who can speak without an ascent, you can become a English teacher practically anywhere. Also your starting rate can be as “low” as 10k a month. My dad is making 15 but the cap at a good school is 30k. Life here can be expensive, but if you stay on a low cost budget, you can get away with only spending 2k a month (including rent in that 2k) good life here.
Such a big fan of you guys, keep on the grind!!
Adam Hills uses a sign language interpreter at his shows. it's dope.
Theo has said that nosepick cat joke like 5 times on other podcast and it’s still funny every time😂👌
Theo needs to come often
What brought me here was the podcast of theo von and khalila April 23, 2021.
I forgot this was off the record haha. I was like "WHERE'S THE TUCKING NEWS ARTICLE!!?" 😂
i'm in love with theo
whoa chill guy
"the sink is high"
"dessert hands"
When you know the inside jokes 🤣
What video is "the sink is high" reference from?
Still waiting for theo to visit jk again
Patrice O Neal (comedian) did a stand up set where a sign language interpreter was on stage performing alongside. It’s on UA-cam if anyone wants to watch how hilarious it was
Dude Theo is the best I found out about him through JRE! Have him on more!!
theo could get it tbh
Do more of these off the record vids they are littt
I have always watched jk news and jkparty for a couple of years but I never really got into their jkfilms channel. But guys recently I came across these jkfilms videos called hanging with JK and it’s basically kinda like off the record.
Anyone who loves off the record will love this.
Also the OG fans who has already watched that can Ignore my comment 😬
"Your Asian bro 3 hours if your white" 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant
Yo this video started off with Theo looking like he about to kill me or fuck me.😂
Tiff’s Chinese is so cute ❤️
Theo and steve greene is the best guest on jk news!!!!!
Theo is too damn funny 😂
Theo and Steve are my favorite
tiktok brought me here
Industrial pigs killed me. 😂😂
I think Bart was subtly trying to tell Geo ge wants it kinky with the imaginary bondage situation he was describing
4:21 when your caught picking your nose because you forget your on a UA-cam video
Theo von is gold
"Atleast you can get a buzz" 😂😂😂
Theo Von is Da Man! Think you guys can get him back again?
I love that he has a mullet
MORE THEO 😂😂
Love this 💕 Theo is funny AF!! 😂
Gang gang.
Theo is the best!!!
BRING HIM BACK
David has a pretty convincing filipino accent
Love you guys
The ratking army is rising
BRING BACK THEO!
Yes I'm rewatching random JKN videos, don't judge me.
Of all the guests, THEO is my favorite and I look forward to watching these videos. He is so funny. I really hope he liked Vietnam...cause I don't. LOL
Love Theo Von!❤️
LOVE YALL
Theo knows exactly where joe lives he just don’t wanna snitch😂😂😂
My dude just said it takes 7 hours for Bart to drive somewhere but it's like 3 hours for a white guy lmao.