Viking's Steal the Pope's Hat | Crusader Kings 3: Northern Lords
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- Опубліковано 15 бер 2021
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If you thought being Montigue was strong, try being Mr. Montigue Worldwide. Honestly it's just really fun to mess with history in major ways by totally abandoning your kingdom and just invading other nations with ridiculously overwhelming force. Unless they're the pope. Cause the Pope got hands.
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I hope paradox sponsors you for stellaris when nemesis comes out if I recall the one issue you had was that you couldn't declare players and endgame crisis
1867?
I know you really dont do the whole part 2 things for these videos you like to keep these things short and sweet. But I need more Roman Norse pirates of the Mediterranean with annoyed Italians.
Tomboy Orks when?
Turns out the runestone was actually a uranium vein
Is that the gods themselves
Oh hey it's the supporters of our tomboy enthusiast
Well I'll be, who's up for some nuclear warfare?
Your Awsome.
Ayy it's the boys
"The Vikings are coming, run for your lives!"
"Sir, they aren't the Vikings."
"Well then, who are they?"
*"The tomboys, sir."*
"Dear god."
"Oh my god Viking's!!!"
"Close the gate!!!"
"No wait they're not Vikings..."
"Open the gate!!!"
"... they're tomboys...."
"CLOSE THE GATE AND BARRICADE IT!!! GET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OUT!!!"
Running won't help
@@CommisarHood “SIR THERE VIKING TOMBOYS”
“The tomboys are in Rome.”
“Come again? Did you say tomboys?”
“Affirmative. It’s the Misaka Contingency.”
“May god help us all.”
@@spacetechempire510 ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!
So wait, you:
1. Moved to the north of France via invasion.
2. Invaded Italy to sack the Pope.
3. You became Italian and started fighting the Muslims.
4. You still somehow found time to fight Byzantium.
Rimmy, you literally just became the Normans BY ACCIDENT.
Rollo - Downunder.
"God's hands made tomboys, God's hands made me."
At this point it's shorter to list the things Norman's HAVEN'T done in the context of CK
The Normans really were in the pro league of medieval history
@@AWACS_Snowblind Normans used console commands irl. I refuse to believe otherwise!
Ironic that the Vikings in this universe just walked into Rome and were like "hmm... we could do better."
Lmao
need IKEA branch!
"I know we're both Swedish but you don't need to have Stockholm Syndrome."
Even Nanami follows him to CK3
"Are we robbing the Vatican?!"
"No, we're *ADVENTURING* the Vatican. Keep up."
Put the Pope hat on my head, or I'll ADVENTURE your goddamn face off!
Oh no, get the Crusading hat ready!
The Tomboy horde has come again.
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND... ahem wrong thing. Ahem What was it again? Ah yes. FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
Take the Holy Land in the name of Mikasa Mikoto!
Rimmy doing what he does best: warcrimes
It's the Middle Ages, did you think morals were considered important by the people of the time?
It's why I watch him. Breaking the Geneva Convention always makes me like the person!
It's why I tried seduce my kidnapper, but sadly he let me go after I accidentally moaned "Drown me, daddy" mid-waterboarding.
If it works, it works.
I see absolutely nothing wrong here-peko.
Crimes during war? I've never heard of such a thing. Let me check my book. No, no, no, wait How'd that get there? I'll save that for... later research. No, no. Can't find any references of warcrimes here. So they mustn't exist. Same with Sweden when the mythical Denmark took them over.
"There's a free update to add dueling, poetry, and a German's worst nightmare, *_winter."_*
Paradox? Free update?
*Impossible*
@@Sir_Bucket the game got the most biggest income for paradox launch on steam, little bit of free update aint gonna hurt em this time lol
@@Sir_Bucket a free update accompanies the dlc
Also the frenchmans nightmare
"Send him to Detroit"
NO! NOT DETROIT
The American Brazil
This is pretty much true you can’t have anything in Detroit
Where was that from anyway
@@caws3767 Kentucky Fried Movie
ok im an american and im shocked you would insult brazil like that
@@lenorevanalstine1219 nah im brasilian and he is right
How to find rimmy
Step 1, look for MRE's
Step 2, listen for Australian mating call
Step 3, look for recent reports of war crimes
Final step, run
Step 4 1/2, Keep your eyes peeled for tomboys.
@@damoclesecoe7184 *Step 5:* Refer to Step 2. If you attempt Step 2 and achieve a successful response, then it's already too late.
I like this timeline, pirate jesus who is blessed by the Odin and God to rebuild the roman empire.
Rimmy: *does anything*
Finn's: *hippity hoppity, you're on our property, perkelë perkelë perkelë!*
"Personally, I prefer my Norsemen boneless..."
_rimmy, on the phone_
"ya pizza, watchu want"
"lemme get uhhhhhh
*"BONELESS NORSEMAN*
"with a two liter coke"
"Fuck kinda norseman? And TWO LITER MACHINE BROKE we got a one liter tho"
regular viewers: "haha vikings in rome"
romaboos: "AAAAAAAAAAAH MY SOUL IS BURNING **GUTTURAL INHUMAN SCREECHING** "
My reaction to Rimmy beating the Pope’s mercenary spam: How?
Lots and lots of savescumming.
With great difficulty and some aging adventurers from the sound of it...
Rimmy you didn't steal her you liberated her.
“The finish are back”
That’s the last time they’ll be back
I noticed that the last glimpse of Finland had Estonians take Turku, but in the dark deep of central-eastern Finland, Sysmä was rising from the dark bogs to claim its due...
guess you could say they're finnished.
I'm gonna need the sauce for the tomboys in that Bible.
Now I want to see a campaign where you reform Rome as a Norse Viking
4:14 I love the fact as king I just left
AoT vibes detected
“In the year of our lord 1867 there are many Frenchmen we can pick from to bully” -Otto von Bismarck
stealing a hat? sounds like TF2 to me
Got da ball back!
Sounds like the Ork campaign of DoW2 Retribution to me.
"This is now an NTR video."
Thanks! Perish!
"A Germans worst nightmare, winter." Rimmy - 2021
1:27 As a Dane i can confirm this as true... Although that first part is just an excuse we made up so we can beat up the Swedes every now and then
Don't tell any one
“So like any good Germanic army, we’re staying north of the Rhine.”
This gave me a good laugh
Last time I was this early, the Tomboy meme was still fresh
“The God Has Been Reincarnated As My Granddaughter” is the best title for a Perverted Anime. Nice
As someone who at one point lived in Detroit, 2:05 is a very real feeling.
Hey I live here too it not always that bad lol
*"HELLO THERE! HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD?"*
You mean PrequelMemes.
And yes. Yes, I have.
"all you need is kill"
beautiful story. read the whole thing in a library one time. very nice
“Looks like they’re nerd speak for archers” is the perfect response to medieval/fantasy stories substituting basic words with Norse to make it sound more exciting.
I love the idea that as you are fighting the Italians, you get word of this überrich dude with a funny hat and just go "maybe I should go visit his home, pillage his villages, steal his women, and take his hat?"
"Thankfully in the year of our Lord 1867, there are many Frenchmen we can pick from to bully."
Are you Norse or are you secretly Prussian, Rimmy?
8:11 I love how it cuts to " I just had to live die and repeat "
There are about half the amount of people in Holland then there are in Sweden
As Dutch man I’m enraged and I will sail over and rediscover your country just to to prove it
Those Vikings are mad lads to approach the pope like that
I feel like this is gonna need a nerf if vikings can just gaslight the Pope into forgetting he lives in Rome instead of the Greater Latium Area
Yes I did know Edge of tomorrow was based off All you need is kill cause I ended up reading all you need is kill before watching the movie which was fun times
The light novel or the manga, lol?
@@xxxm981 The manga. Should probably find the light novel though
@@acemcknight2407 I got myself the audiobook version.
Tbf its literally just the manga but text.
@@xxxm981 Makes sense
I would love to see more of your Italian Viking Empire
1:55 That sent me into a laughing fit for a solid minute
I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s failed to take Rome because the Pope has enough money to buy all of the mercs. I did that when I tried to make the Empire of Italia. It sucked.
sort of good as I remmber in CK2 I could just block the pope by smacking down the vaticat and that was it he have no tropes and if your raiding he usally does not get many allies.
We need Part 2 for this. This is too amusing and epic at the same time :D !
You've proved to me that you've seen Kentucky Fried Movie.
*Respect.*
Please more of this. This was hilarious on so many levels.
rimmy: the pope is made out of money and he spams mercs
me: you never played ck3 before this video did you?
I forgot that you existed for about a month and I'm glad I remembered to check your channel.
These videos are always the perfect blend of chaotic and entertaining.
“I’m gonna start my own Roman Empire purely by raiding all of the Mediterranean” you mean like the real Roman Empire?
This was wild but also a joy to watch.
Yes Rimmy this is what I subbed for
What an amazing Saga! One for the ages!
Rimmy: "What happened to Italy?"
Italy: *Is now Burgundy.*
Me, remembering that one HOI4 mod: "Ah, yes, beat the Italians so bad that they have a Joker arc."
the cuts in this video are amazing throughout
Rimmy forms the Papal States but they praise Odin and cut down lily-livered _feudals_
1:07 the year of our lord, *1867*
You have once again earned my respect, this time for knowing of and acknowledging All You Need is Kill. Thank you sir, you have done a great deed this day.
I guess beating up Rome was pretty cool too.
One of the best CK3 vids I have ever seen.
1:27 I have no words no words what so ever seriously history makes for some of the most fucking hilarious shit out there.
This entire video is riffing on the French.
As a Brit, I approve.
As an American with distant irish ancestors am angry.
5:43 THE ABRUPTNESS OF THE DELIVERY
Jesus H. Wallaby Christ Rimmy, you're trying to kill me, I know it. AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
When I saw the prodistant prest it was like Jesus’s came back
1:26 Well be careful that the Finns don't try to beat you over the head with their Frozen Turnips!
Thank you Paradox for enabling Rimmy to do... Whatever he does.
Much appreciated.
As a Dutchman I would be mad at Rimmy for pillaging a Dutch church, but then again we kinda did it to ourselves in 1566 so yeah.
Also that church was located in Zeeland, you know, what New Zealand was named after, so it might've been a compulsory instict of an Aussie like himself.
I need more.
I thirst for blood.
I must watch more!
Rimmy pulls a fourth crusade on...the pope
Please make this a Series!!
"Now this is an officially NTR video."
Ah. I see you're a fellow man of culture.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
THE TOMBOYS HAVE COME AGAIN
1:08 oh yes the year of our lord *1867* where vikings roamed
I want to see more of this great kingdom
Love the CK3!
Blessed be he, Sir Rimmy of Lewdington, Saint of the Tomboy.
In this video: Rimmy accidentally Normans himself into Rome and raids the Mediterranean
you should've gone full Tiber Septim and rebuilt the Roman Empire as a Norseman
Funnily enough, winter is also the french's worst nightmare.
"In the year of our lord 1867"
Bit off there Rimmy
ahh, the 'Treaty of Roskilde'
May it never be removed
Yep, knew that Edge of Tomorrow was based off All You Need Is Kill, and hated how the movie went. In fact the public was so dumb they couldn't remember the ACTUAL movie title and they re-branded it with the "Live Die Repeat" sub-text as the new title on the DVD box.
Its funny that Rimmy managed to get nearly exactly the renaissance era Papal estates by the end.
These vikings learned the hard way that when the snow speaks finnish, you are finished.
Keep making your videos lad youre good
Very epic
Have you heard of the high elf’s?
Whats that a refrence to again
So it seems that _this_ is where Decius inherited his hat from.
Oh my Manly Manperor you’re right
HEHE, H A T
I'm imagining that your Viking Pope is trying to do the job and is sending official papal decrees across western europe without realizing that no one is actually listening.
I have come for the popes hat. You will not stop me
I strongly appreciate the dwarf fortress reference
YAS! Crusader Kings is back!
This better get a sequel
please continue this! I wanna see a viking roman empire.
This video was an absolute banger I was dying of laughter the entire time “the French haven’t come to beat us up yet so like any good Germanic we’re gonna stay north of the Rhine” 😂😂😂
I don't know man, from my perspective it looks like you simply fled Sweden out of fear of the Finnish.
I believe there are very few UA-camrs who are as good at one liners as you are
I really want too see Rimmy build a new Roman Empire with Vikings
This video is making me want to go play civ 6 as the norse/viking faction oddly enough.
2:07 thats it we found a replacement