Why You Should Nut to Blazblue

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  • @devildeer292
    @devildeer292 3 роки тому +216

    For some reason, a gag reel where Jin, Hibiki, Naoto, Relius, and fucking Susanoo travel around and make lewd comments about the female characters isn't hard to picture at all.

    • @shadowkhiz7455
      @shadowkhiz7455 3 роки тому +32

      Everyone I agree with except Naoto. Pretty sure he's honestly incapable of making lewd comments. His reactions would be funny regardless though.

    • @Azuredock7912
      @Azuredock7912 3 роки тому +13

      I'm honestly surprised that this hasn't happened yet

    • @milesprower6110
      @milesprower6110 3 роки тому +25

      @@shadowkhiz7455 Naoto, Relius and Susan: Naoto my boy, you'll become a man from now on...

    • @pottedplant37_
      @pottedplant37_ 3 роки тому +8

      And Kagura

  • @redhollow9045
    @redhollow9045 3 роки тому +228

    The voices and editing were a riot. Susanoo seemed pretty accurate to me.

  • @jeanschyso
    @jeanschyso 3 роки тому +204

    When I saw Jin on the character select screen, I picked him because I thought that was a woman with the thighs of a goddess.

    • @Owliare
      @Owliare 3 роки тому +19

      lol he looks like a chick kinda
      Mori knew he was doing

  • @meleemastermaa1449
    @meleemastermaa1449 3 роки тому +250

    Uncultured swines: Make tier lists based on tournament statistics, usefulness of moves and frame data.
    Intellectual individual: Tier lists based on which what characters can arouse them the most.

    • @ghostrider4722
      @ghostrider4722 3 роки тому +11

      Susanoo S tier

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 3 роки тому +3

      @@ghostrider4722 Unironically though if I was gay I'd 100% be into Susanoo like for real

    • @sashaesb
      @sashaesb Рік тому +1

      Hazama Azrael Bullet and Nine are S Tier

  • @WolfhoundZulu
    @WolfhoundZulu 3 роки тому +133

    Finally someone who gets it about Tsubaki's hat, god I wish ArcSys sold it as official merch.

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +24

      Give me a Tsubaki figure too. Tsubaki gang gotta rise up!

    • @WolfhoundZulu
      @WolfhoundZulu 3 роки тому +3

      Same, I hope BBDW sells well so we get figures and stuff, I would insta preorder a Tsubaki figma or even a statue.

    • @pottedplant37_
      @pottedplant37_ 3 роки тому +5

      I need that hat

  • @SaberToothPortilla
    @SaberToothPortilla 3 роки тому +140

    Why is Susanoo a thug?!
    I'm dead 💀

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +65

      He's always been a thug. Look how he walks.

    • @james8981
      @james8981 3 роки тому +29

      @@cujoking3869 and dat pose dont forget that drip of a pose.

    • @kogorun
      @kogorun 3 роки тому +6

      Why do you even have to ask?!

    • @mrressentiment3780
      @mrressentiment3780 3 роки тому +7

      Also hello? 6B?

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 3 роки тому +66

    I feel like I have to win a few online matches before I can look at hentai of a character. The struggle of playing Noel...

    • @nerodeadweightclaudius5422
      @nerodeadweightclaudius5422 3 роки тому +1

      I just bought the game, first bb, hell first fighting game. I play Kagura

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 3 роки тому +3

      Just roll your face on the buttons for Noel and stuff happens....sometimes

  • @k.ridersodatsu8121
    @k.ridersodatsu8121 3 роки тому +54

    I came here for cringe, stayed unexpecting to laugh my ass off, left feeling like this was a PSA propaganda reminding new & old blazblue players Nine is still bullshit match-up.
    i love the editing clearly shows the work you put into this.

  • @windofchaosblows
    @windofchaosblows 3 роки тому +43

    6:00 terumi chilling in a$$ city perfectly describes his personality the most subtle joke but had me laugh the most

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 3 роки тому +42

    I'm just gonna say it, Tao was scientifically engineered to be the ultimate waifu bait.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +4

      Needless to say, they succeeded.

  • @Astral_Esther
    @Astral_Esther 3 роки тому +34

    Man,now I can't imagin Susanoo with any other voice

  • @giacomociogli7631
    @giacomociogli7631 3 роки тому +54

    The only waifu is Azrael, and y'all know that.
    (lmao)
    I DIDN'T KNEW WHAT I WAS EXACTLY WATCHING, TILL ASS CITY AND THEN MORE.
    THIS CONTENT IS GOLD.
    Also, best part for me is 11:02

  • @bighex5340
    @bighex5340 3 роки тому +32

    The production quality and the story told were so fucking good on this, Susanoo being a gangster was awesome too lmao, really good video man
    If I didn't own blazblue this would make me buy it

  • @joshuaharry4163
    @joshuaharry4163 3 роки тому +49

    Your shit is high-key underated.Especially that Awakening the Chaos vid

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +8

      If any video needs to be watched it's that video. Everybody needs to know why that theme is sick!

  • @hydrosting
    @hydrosting 3 роки тому +9

    There was an extreme lack of bullet in this video. I’m offended.

  • @rockman_exe9539
    @rockman_exe9539 3 роки тому +17

    This video should be renamed to: Gentleman's Guide to Waifus

  • @nu1354
    @nu1354 3 роки тому +15

    The immediate first Character he talks about being waifu is Nu 13....
    *I SEE YOU ARE A MAN OF THE HIGHEST CULTURE, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIKE AND SUBSCRIPTION YOU CLASSY SIR YOU*

    • @kokonoegrav
      @kokonoegrav 3 роки тому

      While I'm more a Lambda person I can understand liking Nu

  • @spiderninja8779
    @spiderninja8779 3 роки тому +5

    Why you should pet Celica:
    It's Celica

  • @elistiagel642
    @elistiagel642 3 роки тому +6

    Nine has good taste. If I were Nine, I would do Jubei a thousand times

  • @KusanagiBoi
    @KusanagiBoi 3 роки тому +31

    Noel man, noel best gal

  • @DrMario-
    @DrMario- 3 роки тому +48

    Most I’ve ever laughed at a BlazBlue video. This shit needs more views.

  • @Nordanix
    @Nordanix 3 роки тому +33

    Your content is fucking gold, haven't laughed like this in a good while. You deserve way more subscribers bro, keep it up!!

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +5

      Blazblue is a niche series so my channel will always be small. Thanks for watching though.

  • @AnimeFun4Every1
    @AnimeFun4Every1 3 роки тому +8

    As a simp for Bullet and Izanami. This video speaks to me.

  • @Sonicoo101
    @Sonicoo101 3 роки тому +6

    9/10, no mention of Rachel

  • @wickedbat4710
    @wickedbat4710 3 роки тому +3

    Never realized Blazblue had this much...plot

  • @sauceboss4184
    @sauceboss4184 3 роки тому +39

    BRB gotta go... _ahem_ Play some BlazeBlue

  • @CuttyFlamLtd
    @CuttyFlamLtd 3 роки тому +17

    "Even Loli city which is a one way ticket to you're going to jail resort"
    A small price to pay for my delectation.

  • @juju_fym
    @juju_fym 3 роки тому +42

    2:39 favorite part lmao

  • @decepticonmecha
    @decepticonmecha 3 роки тому +2

    This is giving me Fine Game Bitches vibes and I love that. Lance would be proud.

    • @otakuthegreat
      @otakuthegreat 3 роки тому

      What happened to him? Those vids were legendary

    • @decepticonmecha
      @decepticonmecha 3 роки тому

      @@otakuthegreat Not sure. Maybe some life stuff got in the way. Or maybe his content wouldn't thrive in UA-cam's current climate without censorship, and he wouldn't be down for that. Dunno.

  • @123jolak
    @123jolak 3 роки тому +3

    My first one was Makoto Nanaya
    My current one is Makoto Nanaya
    I'm loyal to underboob

  • @El_Ace
    @El_Ace 3 роки тому +1

    Ayyyyy man's understands the hat game, it truly just be hittin different

  • @blazewarrior5964
    @blazewarrior5964 3 роки тому +4

    Noel is my favorite character in Blazblue

  • @gardenumber9115
    @gardenumber9115 3 роки тому +16

    Truly a man of culture... damn this got me really motivated

  • @Mikalya
    @Mikalya 3 роки тому +5

    No one have a chance with Nine unless you are a cat, lets remember she is literally a furry.

  • @zeusgloriani7712
    @zeusgloriani7712 3 роки тому +4

    Now this is the BlazBlue guide i actually needed.

  • @buildinasentry1046
    @buildinasentry1046 11 місяців тому

    Dude I literally got into this franchise because I saw Makoto Nanayas underboob on the cover of continuum shift 2 and thought “huh, looks good”

  • @ony806
    @ony806 3 роки тому +19

    I respect this video immensly.

  • @schwarz8490
    @schwarz8490 3 роки тому +5

    Izanami bestgirl

  • @joshgab7827
    @joshgab7827 3 роки тому +6

    Holy this is underappreciated as hell

  • @Bay_0k
    @Bay_0k 3 роки тому +2

    Okay ibh. Aside from it being on Sale, Bullet was the reason why I got Blazblue. Like I ain't consider the gameplay (it's great though), Bullet is all the reason why I got Blazblue, and then comes it Amane

  • @sonictrain1
    @sonictrain1 3 роки тому +2

    Mai is literally perfect in every way the fact she wasn't mentioned in this video is an immediate dislike.

  • @alejandrogomez1698
    @alejandrogomez1698 3 роки тому +14

    How can this only have 84 views bro wtf

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 3 роки тому +1

      Because Blazblue is sadly not one of the most popular games I wish fighting games were more popular

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 3 роки тому +1

      😭

    • @habiibqawiy7884
      @habiibqawiy7884 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr. After i played so many fighters before... So far BB stands out as one of the best, most creative and lets say underappreciated out there. For the glory of Blazblue!

    • @alejandrogomez1698
      @alejandrogomez1698 3 роки тому +1

      Update, the video is now doing way better and my hope in humanity is restored.

  • @Astin-D
    @Astin-D 3 роки тому +12

    I appreciate fellow culture man who also understand the glory of Blazblue lol.

  • @UltLuigi1
    @UltLuigi1 3 роки тому +6

    I noticed a distinct lack of Mai in here. Is it because she's one of the boys?

  • @822Hase
    @822Hase 3 роки тому +3

    I thought this would be a video talking about the rollback and why Blazblue is great but GODDAMN was this so much better

  • @MimikCry
    @MimikCry 2 роки тому

    This video is a national treasure that must be kept. Absolute pure raw comedy

  • @Kuraudou
    @Kuraudou 3 роки тому +1

    Meanwhile Mu-12's old Astral animation...PHEW. Heck, even the Trophy Icon was the CAKE. THEY KNEW.

  • @devoteddarkuss
    @devoteddarkuss 3 роки тому +3

    why is this video in my recommended?
    why is this video so good?
    why am I subscribed?
    why have I watched this video 3 times???

  • @monkeyfeetmonkeyshoes8300
    @monkeyfeetmonkeyshoes8300 2 роки тому

    The thirst is of the highest quality here and I am all for it.

  • @pepg9992
    @pepg9992 Рік тому

    My fucking god, even though i'm a Platinum, Rachel, Taokaka degenerate and neither of them were mentioned this is now my favorite video of all time, like so true bestie 🛐

  • @pkmemes01
    @pkmemes01 3 роки тому +2

    Man you’re wildin
    And im here for it

  • @kennethglenn3613
    @kennethglenn3613 3 роки тому +2

    My first waifu was elder kaka. I like em old aight? And she built different

  • @bigbluepurple
    @bigbluepurple 3 роки тому +9

    Izanami gang

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +2

      Gotta represent. The Noel mains invading our territory.

  • @kimeiga
    @kimeiga Рік тому

    > Play Mai
    > Charge her guard break
    > distraction_jutsu.jpg

  • @SoulSaber06
    @SoulSaber06 3 роки тому +2

    But what about Mai? The boy turned girl and has all the side action in the world.

  • @Eskeoof
    @Eskeoof 3 роки тому +1

    The plot really broke everyone, huh?

  • @JustOchoko
    @JustOchoko 3 роки тому +9

    Well this earned my sub. Mad funny lmao.
    First waifu is Noel

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +4

      Seems like everybody is saying that but good waifu nonetheless.

  • @tokehn
    @tokehn 3 роки тому +9

    Hibiki is the best waifu dude
    He got me questioning my work ethics to do better

  • @sopadefideos5636
    @sopadefideos5636 2 роки тому +1

    The best waifu is Jin in character select screen

  • @MrJavi960
    @MrJavi960 3 роки тому +7

    I laught my ass off, keep on this

  • @ganon4688
    @ganon4688 3 роки тому +3

    susanoo my waifu

  • @Inuzumi
    @Inuzumi 3 роки тому +4

    Nu? Lambda for life buddy.
    Great video though.

  • @ichiban9662
    @ichiban9662 3 роки тому +2

    Noel is the best waifu.

  • @deralufe9094
    @deralufe9094 3 роки тому +1

    Why is this video so honest

  • @ketsuban_jpg
    @ketsuban_jpg 3 роки тому +6

    YES IZANAMI FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
    HER RIBS SMACK

  • @justanaveragedoor5350
    @justanaveragedoor5350 2 роки тому

    I'm glad I stumbled upon this thanks to the UA-cam algorithm

  • @Dodowingster
    @Dodowingster 3 роки тому +10

    This video is kinda OD! ngl love your sense of humor and tone

  • @ICEMAN-
    @ICEMAN- 3 роки тому +12

    I need this thank you

  • @the_supern0va238
    @the_supern0va238 2 роки тому

    I will forever and always be a proud member of the Tsubaki gang.

  • @frederik1q590
    @frederik1q590 3 роки тому +1

    It seems that I have found a gem of a channel. You've gotten yourself another subscriber.

  • @coffeebird2857
    @coffeebird2857 3 роки тому +4

    My friend share this with me, and let me tell you, I’m glad he did. Also unrelated Black Agression Is a Song in Blazblue

  • @nagi6441
    @nagi6441 3 роки тому +7

    This is good shiiit content

  • @engi8907
    @engi8907 3 роки тому +2

    Heard misogyny and I clicked that subscribe button, shits goated

  • @BDtetra
    @BDtetra 3 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna be honest I'm pretty sure I spent more time controlling my joystick to BB than actually playing the game

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 3 роки тому +1

    Platinum mains where you at

  • @MCtinRad
    @MCtinRad 10 місяців тому

    Blazblue is great because they have something for everyone. Even the guys have variety if you’re into that

  • @Suta969
    @Suta969 3 роки тому +2

    Es is and will always be the best Waifu ever

  • @bendboi4819
    @bendboi4819 3 роки тому +12

    Surprised you didn't make a joke about amane being a crossdresser.

  • @AmaZingTearz
    @AmaZingTearz 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t even play Blazblue, but I can’t deny that this was funny and entertaining as fuck. Great video.

  • @Samurai_Edd
    @Samurai_Edd 3 роки тому +22

    This made my fucking day! I love this so much!!

  • @flameisthename4595
    @flameisthename4595 3 роки тому +13

    You funny asf dude! This shit is insanely creative

  • @Nigmare191
    @Nigmare191 3 роки тому +1

    You know originally when I first heard the first few seconds of this video I thought this was a prank I thought this was just some clickbait but then I watch the entire 12 minutes and you actually followed through. Damn..... you actually did it. And just for that Ima subscribe

  • @harryvpn1462
    @harryvpn1462 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: You can watch this video with 1 hand

  • @pottedplant37_
    @pottedplant37_ 3 роки тому

    Noel can use bankai, new headcanon

  • @AndreyOrochi
    @AndreyOrochi 3 роки тому

    I have never seen a more legit Susanoo

  • @punishednerosparda2958
    @punishednerosparda2958 3 роки тому

    This popped up on recommended.... NOW THIS IS CONTENT!

  • @leqaf
    @leqaf 3 роки тому +3

    Pfff no mention of Izayoi

    • @cujoking3869
      @cujoking3869  3 роки тому +1

      Whatchu mean? Is Tsubaki not good enough for you? It's the same person so it counts.

    • @1erickf50
      @1erickf50 3 роки тому +2

      @@cujoking3869 Her Izayoi attire brings her already charming attributes to another level :3

    • @doncinati7644
      @doncinati7644 3 роки тому +2

      Yo Izayoi changed my life fr & I only started playing BlazaBluzu recently

  • @Zyxxlolz
    @Zyxxlolz 3 роки тому +2

    O god... this is a masterpiece

  • @lordzooq8987
    @lordzooq8987 2 роки тому +1

    Lmaooo this guy is hilarious. I needed a good laugh bro. Goin thru a lot.

  • @mtchillin4163
    @mtchillin4163 3 роки тому +1

    So no one talkin about how we didn’t go to loli city lmao

  • @DepressedMicaiahASMR
    @DepressedMicaiahASMR 3 роки тому +1

    Celica, started with chronophantasma extend and the list developed. Too many waifus but the game is best girl hands down

  • @Ejeffers-eh2om
    @Ejeffers-eh2om 3 роки тому +1

    Amane is the best blazblue waifu... Obviously.

  • @thebokchoy6854
    @thebokchoy6854 3 роки тому

    Nobody plays this game with me but at least I can use it to play with myself

  • @ashura9699
    @ashura9699 3 роки тому +1

    where my alpha-1 boys at

  • @midenarithmos9200
    @midenarithmos9200 3 роки тому

    Damn, this is some high quality BlazBlue video man, love the editing
    This needs more views

  • @AstridRuna
    @AstridRuna 2 роки тому

    First waifu of fgs was Ramlethal in GG. In blazblue though? Izayoi.
    Good video! Lots of fun watching

  • @MrGnuh
    @MrGnuh 3 роки тому +2

    i approve of this nonsense. made me giggle. way to start the day. thank you!

  • @zachstarattack7320
    @zachstarattack7320 Рік тому

    hahaha this cast of characters is amazing!!

  • @SuperBKBrent
    @SuperBKBrent 3 роки тому +1

    Izanami Balljoints ♥

  • @MundoSD
    @MundoSD 3 роки тому

    I'm just here for the doll joints.