"Am I throwing thee off? Nay, I think not. How art thou, fair maiden? The sensation' thou art giving drives me to madness Thou needst not be a fighter on the field I was merely without words the first I raised a shield Thou art looking for a maiden that shall treat thee right Thou art seeking her in the noontide with the light Thou mightst be the type if I draw my straws right I shall discover thee by the rising moon of the night Dost thou expect me to just let thee wed? But shall thee still respect me if I handfast this thread? And I can merely but try, to be the one thou shall betroth Without thy sacred word, I shall live with life's throes. I shall be the first to admit it, I do wonder so, art thou so innocent? With thee I'd love to make our land, get lost in it Vassal I am tired of running, let us trot for a moment Promiscuous maiden, wherever thou art I am all alone, and it is thou that I want Promiscuous vassal, thou knowest That I am tied to thee, what art thou waiting on? Promiscuous maiden, thou art jesting Thou knowest what I desire and can provide for thee Promiscuous vassal, let us get to the point Because we are on a roll, art thou ready?"
Aye, for back in my time, a promiscuous girl was called harlot. She shall walk down the streets as the townspeople throw cabbage at her, crying “Strumpet!”
I swear, I thought this was a parody! Only to find myself listening to this while reading one of my fantasy books! This was awesome. Will be listening to more. 🔥
þei ceallian æf mē þōmâs, laste nama Croune recognoscere þe gammen, iċċ sċeal leyen mīn downe iċċ eam a mātūrus mæġden, iċċ cunnen handel mīne-silfe hū-ǣfre ġif iċċ becuman eall-ānly iċċ willan requéire þine help husht, dēorling! wē sċeal cēpan ūre sēcrētus uppon þe lowe, releve þīne-silfe æf þei guarde, nōht no-bodiġ āhte tō cnāwe, ġif þe wiþ-it, gyrle, iċċ cnāwen a plæċe wē maye gō- hwæt sorte æf gyrle doth taceth mē for? -Inscription on the Great Tapestry of King Timbweard, from the Epic of the Nellyshire Tavern, believed to have been sewn sometime in the early 1100s
I m am a great fan of your channel. My friends and I listen to it while we play Fief France 1429, a game about war and betrayal in the middle ages. Your songs are the top moments of the night. Please make: Remember The Name, by Fort Minor :)
Hey, I’m a grown maiden I can handle mineself But if I get the plague ima need thy help Payeth attention to me I need good health “I want thou to be mine queen” So doth everybody else🤷🏽♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Holy shit, I believe I've just stumbled across another pleasure in life!😂👏 Another dimension added to my existence, thank you kind fellows of this channel for your work!
Do I vex thee? Nay I thought not How fare thee, fair maid? That feeling that thou givest maketh me mad Thou art so fine, hast a player near to choke I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke Thou lookest for a girl that will treat thee right Hast thou looking for her in the daytime with the light Thou mightest be the type if I play my cards right I'll find out by the end of the night Thou expectest me to just let thee hit it But wilt thou still respect me if thou get it? All I can do is try, give me one chance What's the problem? I see no ring on thy hand I'll be the first to admit it I'm curious about thee, thou seemest so innocent Thou wantest to get in my world, get lost in it Boy, I'm tired of running, let's walk for a minute (hey) Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art I'm all alone and it's thee that I want Promiscuous boy, thou already know That I'm all thine, what thou waiting for? Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need Promiscuous boy, let's get to the point 'Cause we're on a roll, thou ready? Roses are red, some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead, but thou art still kind of cute Hey, I can't keep my mind off thee Where thou at? Dost thou mind if I come through? I'm out of this world, come with me to my planet Get thee on my level, dost thou think that thou can handle it? They call me Thomas, last name Crown Recognize game, I'ma lay mine's down I'm a big girl, I can handle myself But if I get lonely, I might need thy help (whoa) Pay attention to me, I don't talk for my health I want thee on my team So doth everybody else Shh, baby we can keep it on the low (low) Let thy guard down, ain't nobody gotta know (know) If thou art with it, girl, I know a place we can go What kind of girl dost thou take me for? (Hey) Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art I'm all alone and it's thee that I want Promiscuous boy, thou already know That I'm all thine, what thou waiting for? Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need Promiscuous boy, we're one in the same So we don't gotta play games no more Don't be mad, don't get mean Don't be mad, don't be mean Hey, don't be mad, don't get mean Don't be mad, don't be mean Wait, I don't mean no harm I can see thee with my t-shirt on I can see thee with nothing on Feeling on me before thou bring that on Bring that on? Thou knowest what I mean Girl, I'm a freak, thou shouldn't say those things Only trying to get inside of thy brain To see if thou can work me the way thou say It's okay, it's alright I have something that thou gon' like Hey, is that the truth or art thou talking trash? Is thy game M.V.P. like Steve Nash? (Hey) Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art I'm all alone and it's thee that I want Promiscuous boy, I'm calling thy name But thou art driving me crazy, the way thou art making me wait Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need Promiscuous boy, we're one in the same So we don't gotta play games no more
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Finally something that medieval serf can listen to without his brain hemorrhaging
Nah, this was him making medieval band after listening to the song.
I see we both came from the same video
@@Recoverys make that 4 in total
Five now
Sex now😮
Harlequin Lass,
Art thou seducing me?
You learnt what I desire,
I wield what you require.
😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated🤣🤣🤣
"I wield what you require" is crazy work 😂
Bruh 😂
Holy hell man, a hidden Shakespeare
Ah. I remember when this first came out in 1453 during the fall of Constantinople.
Ser Timbaland and Lady Nelly were quite the rhythmic musical duo.
umm 1467 isnt the medival period🤓
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Ages
the date most commonly used as the ending of the medival period is 1453 (fall of Constantinople)
@@tymp0so a banger closed out the era is what you're telling me?
@@eminentbishop1325 yes, the historical evidence is undeniable
imagining our medieval friends bouncing to it
They did.
Ancestors.
1090's were lit
Them knights be having promiscuous maidens.
😂🙏
Notice how almost every cool song produced by Timbaland fits this style incredibly well!
Because it's always unorthodox, that man perceives music so differently compared to other producers.
time traveler ?
@@quilluntouchableentity2034 Nah he just uses a lot of Arabian inspired melodies
@@a.j.1819 Not Arabian, but Indian.
@@a.j.1819 Ahh ok go make timbalands catalogue off of Indian instruments
"Am I throwing thee off?
Nay,
I think not.
How art thou, fair maiden?
The sensation' thou art giving drives me to madness
Thou needst not be a fighter on the field
I was merely without words the first I raised a shield
Thou art looking for a maiden that shall treat thee right
Thou art seeking her in the noontide with the light
Thou mightst be the type if I draw my straws right
I shall discover thee by the rising moon of the night
Dost thou expect me to just let thee wed?
But shall thee still respect me if I handfast this thread?
And I can merely but try, to be the one thou shall betroth
Without thy sacred word, I shall live with life's throes.
I shall be the first to admit it, I do wonder so, art thou so innocent?
With thee I'd love to make our land, get lost in it
Vassal I am tired of running, let us trot for a moment
Promiscuous maiden, wherever thou art
I am all alone, and it is thou that I want
Promiscuous vassal, thou knowest
That I am tied to thee, what art thou waiting on?
Promiscuous maiden, thou art jesting
Thou knowest what I desire and can provide for thee
Promiscuous vassal, let us get to the point
Because we are on a roll, art thou ready?"
OMG these lyrics! yes all of this.
@@ayumihamano nah
@@ayumihamano Hahaha thank you, these are always a lot of fun to write.
@@user-jk7yz3xs8z Dost thou disapprove?
can we have someone to sing this, please?
"I can see you with my tunic on"
Thy bard from Land Timba-
🤣
"I canst see thou with naught hanging on, feeling on mine afore thou bringst it on"
🤣 😆
@@whippethacreem7299”Bringst it on?”
“Thou knowst what I’ve implied”
“Lass, I am a deviant, speak not of what thou nought hath tried!”
Absolute "must have in your set list" for a bard who's going to perform in expensive and luxurious brothel👌🏻
Chivalry is dead but you’re still kinda cute
Definitely an underrated comment.
This deserves more love
id drink to that
thou Chivalry art deceased thine divine and heavenly figure extracts the upmost excitement
When the prositute goes on a massive campaign to get customers for the evening
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
here they be wenches
A vociferous crusade
LMFAOOOOO
The ladies in the taverns on the nights the husbands leave for the crusades🔥
🤣🤣😅
“What is thy concern? I see no ring upon thine hand.”
Medieval Nelly Furtado is 🔥.
I was today years old when I realized that I liked medieval covers of modern music.
Nigga what are you on about. You are Aug 17 years old? What tf are you on bro
My rapping bard character has now completed his mixtape... forever grateful
We makin' it out the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Aye, for back in my time, a promiscuous girl was called harlot. She shall walk down the streets as the townspeople throw cabbage at her, crying “Strumpet!”
A Lord of Timber and Nellie collaboration is always 🔥
I use to bump this exclusively for the beat so this joint going even crazier now 😤🔥🔥🔥
me too lol
Timbaland top 5 beat maker imo lol
Damn. Didn't expect it to be so convincing. Would compliment the opening credits to a serious bloodbath of a movie.
When a fair maiden decides to show you her ankles
Art thou throwin' you off?
Nay
I shan’t have thought so
Art thou tossing ye wayside?
it should be "ye" off.
@@eterno1610 "Art thou" is also wrong 🙄
Are ye drunknth you old bard
I remember drinking and dancing with village harlots on this in my previous life.
Please never stop making these
Lady Furtado & Sir Justin of the Timber Lands
I think you’re mixing up Justin TimberLAKE and TimbaLAND. Although, JT and Timbaland do have many songs together for example “Sexyback”
Lmfaoooo this old drunknth bard
This version is pretty good . This sounds awesome. Please do a medieval version of Maneater by nelly Furtado
YES
Up
YES
*THY A SERF EATER*
When thine maiden flasheth her ankle a great too many times
It's 4:00am in 2021, I can't sleep, I am somehow here and I am not disappointed.
“Sire, art thou discontented by mine verbiage?”
“Surely not.”
“As I hath figured.”
One of my FAVORITE duets of all time! This is so great!
I desire thee as a member of my tribe.
Aye, as does the entirety of thy fellows.
I swear, I thought this was a parody! Only to find myself listening to this while reading one of my fantasy books! This was awesome. Will be listening to more. 🔥
OH DAMN...great idea!!! Thank you!!!
Ok now this may be the hardest medieval remix
This sounds so epic and timeless omg
"Tis time to get to slumming with the Moors My Lord. They have the best music."
Waiting for the lyrics
i accidentally had this in 1.5x and it’s the most fire thing i’ve ever heard
I remember my sister loved this song back in the 10th Century. She even showed her anckles in public. She was so promiscuous!!!!
The bagpipes slapeth
Doth harpishchord bangeth
I’m hiring you for my wedding whenever I get sick of playing doth field and meeting fair-ly open minded maidens.
þei ceallian æf mē þōmâs, laste nama Croune
recognoscere þe gammen, iċċ sċeal leyen mīn downe
iċċ eam a mātūrus mæġden, iċċ cunnen handel mīne-silfe
hū-ǣfre ġif iċċ becuman eall-ānly iċċ willan requéire þine help
husht, dēorling! wē sċeal cēpan ūre sēcrētus uppon þe lowe,
releve þīne-silfe æf þei guarde, nōht no-bodiġ āhte tō cnāwe,
ġif þe wiþ-it, gyrle, iċċ cnāwen a plæċe wē maye gō-
hwæt sorte æf gyrle doth taceth mē for?
-Inscription on the Great Tapestry of King Timbweard, from the Epic of the Nellyshire Tavern, believed to have been sewn sometime in the early 1100s
A for effort
Underrated comment
Based Ealde Ænglisc speaker
My favorite channel on the internet right now
what it feels like to lay on a hydraulic beanbag
I always will drop everything else and listen to these whenever I see a new one!
Harlet Woman, where'art thou may wonder, I am truly lonesome and it's thy who yours truly may seek.
I m am a great fan of your channel. My friends and I listen to it while we play Fief France 1429, a game about war and betrayal in the middle ages. Your songs are the top moments of the night. Please make: Remember The Name, by Fort Minor :)
Hell yesssssss I agreeee! I love that song!
I am completely and irrevocably IN LOVE with this version of the song. Holy shit. Benn listening to it non-stop since yesterday.
Hey, I’m a grown maiden I can handle mineself
But if I get the plague ima need thy help
Payeth attention to me I need good health
“I want thou to be mine queen”
So doth everybody else🤷🏽♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
🤣👍
"Art thou prepared? I did not suppose so"
this actually slaps
me when i have exposed ankles in the town market square. also need to add this to a d&d campaign music playlist. ☺
The key to syncing this up with the original is to wait until the og starts saying "Didn't think so" to play this one.
Your work here needs more appreciation
This should have been the theme of Game of Thrones
Jesus!! This is beautiful!!
Still rocking it since 1222 A.D.
PROMISCVOVS WENCH, THOU TEASETH ME...
Love both versions of this song a lot.
Peasant made it out the village with this one
Why does this sound so beautiful?! 😭
This partiture presents itself exquisitely.
Well THIS made my morning! Thanks for uploading!!!
I came across this just the other day and I haven’t been able to stop listening to it
The Promiscuous Argonian Maid.
Holy shit, I believe I've just stumbled across another pleasure in life!😂👏 Another dimension added to my existence, thank you kind fellows of this channel for your work!
Yes!
Promiscuous safe for serfs edition
I liked this more than I thought I would
Do I vex thee?
Nay
I thought not
How fare thee, fair maid?
That feeling that thou givest maketh me mad
Thou art so fine, hast a player near to choke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Thou lookest for a girl that will treat thee right
Hast thou looking for her in the daytime with the light
Thou mightest be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
Thou expectest me to just let thee hit it
But wilt thou still respect me if thou get it?
All I can do is try, give me one chance
What's the problem? I see no ring on thy hand
I'll be the first to admit it
I'm curious about thee, thou seemest so innocent
Thou wantest to get in my world, get lost in it
Boy, I'm tired of running, let's walk for a minute (hey)
Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art
I'm all alone and it's thee that I want
Promiscuous boy, thou already know
That I'm all thine, what thou waiting for?
Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me
Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need
Promiscuous boy, let's get to the point
'Cause we're on a roll, thou ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead, but thou art still kind of cute
Hey, I can't keep my mind off thee
Where thou at? Dost thou mind if I come through?
I'm out of this world, come with me to my planet
Get thee on my level, dost thou think that thou can handle it?
They call me Thomas, last name Crown
Recognize game, I'ma lay mine's down
I'm a big girl, I can handle myself
But if I get lonely, I might need thy help (whoa)
Pay attention to me, I don't talk for my health
I want thee on my team
So doth everybody else
Shh, baby we can keep it on the low (low)
Let thy guard down, ain't nobody gotta know (know)
If thou art with it, girl, I know a place we can go
What kind of girl dost thou take me for? (Hey)
Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art
I'm all alone and it's thee that I want
Promiscuous boy, thou already know
That I'm all thine, what thou waiting for?
Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me
Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need
Promiscuous boy, we're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't be mad, don't be mean
Hey, don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't be mad, don't be mean
Wait, I don't mean no harm
I can see thee with my t-shirt on
I can see thee with nothing on
Feeling on me before thou bring that on
Bring that on?
Thou knowest what I mean
Girl, I'm a freak, thou shouldn't say those things
Only trying to get inside of thy brain
To see if thou can work me the way thou say
It's okay, it's alright
I have something that thou gon' like
Hey, is that the truth or art thou talking trash?
Is thy game M.V.P. like Steve Nash? (Hey)
Promiscuous girl, wherever thou art
I'm all alone and it's thee that I want
Promiscuous boy, I'm calling thy name
But thou art driving me crazy, the way thou art making me wait
Promiscuous girl, thou art teasing me
Thou knowest what I want, and I have what thou need
Promiscuous boy, we're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
me: nah there is no way this is as good as the original
me when flutes kick in: holy shit
Flutes going crazy 😄
This song was commonly performed at trials before women were stoned to death for adultery or black magic.
We're makin' it outta the gallows with this one lads!
this is epic
thou beat is magnificent
you killed it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 👏👏
Well, it'll no longer kill a serf of the time
Just WOW!!!! that's INCREDIBLY WELL ARRANGED!!! THANK U!!!🤩🤩🤩😘
We surviving bubonic plaque with this one
This channel is pretty genius
this is fire 😮💨
I’m playing this at my wedding
These comments are making me want to do the same thing 😭
Now Medieval serf friendly!
This is actually pretty good!
The Dane lads and anglo-saxon lasses really fancy each other at the hall when the bards start playing this one
Thou hast made me timbers shiver.
One of favorites and hearing this makes it all the better 😍
He rhymes boat with boat on this one.
Never forget.
Medieval 👑 style. Promiscuous
Unvirtuos maiden
Where art thou
Thou hath been promising one however not delivering upon what thou promised
This unironically slaps.
Nelly D' Arc
Wow you nailed that one
Love the hammered dulcimer into
Is so sad Nelly is retired cause she is a legend of the music
My bustle is bouncing
Wardrobe malfunction, knocked out my haribo, hair fell as I danced around.
Simply amazing
Henry VIII losing his shit
From 2:14 onward it reminds me of the background music from Age of Empires. This is so epic.
This cover is pure gold
Promiscuous maiden
All the scoundrels and harlots in the basement of the tavern be like.
Vibin’ like it’s 1255 again❤
Wow! 😮 I love medieval music ❤