CANDY SHOP | Medieval Bardcore Version | 50 Cent ft Olivia
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2020
- #bardcore #tavernwave #dnd
50 Cent ft. Olivia - Candy Shop [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Candy Shop for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “Candy Shop”
Original Artist: 50 Cent ft. Olivia
Writer: Curtis Jackson, Scott Storch
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everyone gangsta until fifty shillings enters the ballroom
underrated comment
SHILLINGS BYEEUDJSJSDJ
50 dracmas
Anglo-Saxophone 50 Nomismas
This 🤣
*_"I'll direct you to the house of sweets, thou shalt sample the lollygag"_*
Ah yes, throats wilt gag tonight
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I laughed when I finished reading it
😂😂😂😂
GOAT🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lord Curtis "50 Pence" Jackson enters the house of sweets!!
Pastries were worth 4 shillings a lb or $2,000-$4,000 in today's money! You Broke ass peasant making 2 pounds or 2 gold coins a year! 2 pounds or 2 gold is also 40 shillings!
@@marydominguez6033 How many schmeckles is that tho?
1 SHILLING IS WORTH 12 PENCE! 1 LB/GOLD COIN IS WORTH 20 SHILLINGS AKA 240 PENCE! SO YOUR 50 PENCE ASS IS ONLY WORTH 4 SHILLINGS AND 2 PENCE MEANING YOU CAN ONLY BUY A LB WEIGHT WORTH OF SWEETS!
Wow.. 😆😆
Hahahahahahazlydn I love these comments
Becometh wealthy or expireth attempting
Okay, that one is good
My favorite album 🤣
Actually, this was the single from his follow-up album, Annihilation.
becometh king or perish a pesant
Hahaha 😂
I like how the beat straight up turned into an Arab brothel lmao
Lmfao
hahaha
Thats the east coast beat...the levant
I thought the same shit lol
YOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine you been crowned as king while this is playing
LMAO
Yo Guderian wuz up? What it do ma...
We be kingz and shieeet!
Ayeee I can use this as my theme song
Crowned king with 10 ladies waiting to be your consort?
This slaps a lot harder than the original
@Corvus Morve lmao
everything in the bardcore version sounds better in my opinion lmao
100%
.🤔😑.
It really does doe
Back in my day all the young lads used to bump this on their carriages
Back then they didn't need hydraulics in their carriages, they just traveled real fast on bumpy roads.
@@jollygoodfellow3957 Or had horses that scared easily
Lmao you guys missed the joke
💀
this sounds middle eastern
Edit: Sultan Cent the 50th
Ahaha Sultan Cent ahaha
Yeah I mean I think in the Middle East in those times, this kind of music would be very acceptable.
@@brucegay9569 ok
The real instrumental is middel east type
long line of family for thou sultan cent the 50th
Beedle you might be the most consistently talented and entertaining of anyone who does these songs.
Thou art most kind!
@@BeedleTheBardcore Tavernwave : )
@@BeedleTheBardcore I really wonder how u came into doing this 😁😁
@@mYOwngUn becouse it sounds fire as fuck
Oberstein!!!!
This goes harder than it has any right to, and I love it.
i bet 50cent will do a medival version of this
Cant skip 😊😊😊😊
When she reveals her ankle
This comment is so underrated omfg 🤣🤣💀💀
When during the pilgrimage to Jerusalem you stop by a Turkish brothel.
nah this is straight arabic music not turkish
B e s t c o m m e n t
@@cemsen5460 this is berber music
Bruh we Turks are not riding camels tho
GOAT 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know this is hilarious to us, but I’m genuinely curious how people from the Middle Ages would react to this. Would the four chord pattern be too repetitive and boring? Would the drums, used in this weird way, be too distracting to listen to the melody? Would the keys of our modern songs be too major or too minor for them? Any music historians with a good idea of how this would be interpreted by middle age Europeans?
Bards would be hanged for witchcraft. Brutal realism.
As historian of art, I find myself incompetent to give you valid answer. However, you are on good way asking these questions.
Candy Shop is actually in the Phrygian mode (not key) which was commonly used in Medieval music. They would probably find it weird, but the disconnect wouldn't be as big as if you showed serial music to Mozart, for example.
Not an expert but I'm currently learning about Medieval music in my college music class. This is what I know, hope this helps some.
Marcell mentioned there was no key (major or minor) and this is true. It's because it had not been defined yet (at least in Western culture). There was also no rhythmic structure like a beat or pulse. Most instruments were seen as sacrilegious and believed to be part of pagan worship. Most of the power (aka money) at the time was in the hands of the Catholic church (the Pope) and so most recorded music we have was religious in nature. The music was often monophonic and without the accompaniment of instruments ( so a cappella singing). Although we do know that there were instrumental songs during the time (450-1450) we unfortunately don't really know what they would sound like. Due to a lack of education and paper being a huge luxury, common music was not recorded often. So yeah... long story short this would be super weird to them. The pagans would probably be rocking out to this and the Catholics would be on the church floor having heart attack 😆
I would like to remind you though that I am not an expert in this field and this is done in a very narrow perspective of the Western culture. So while there may have been defined keys or rhythmic structure developed in other places around the world, it is not a reflection on Medieval Europe. Hope I didn't go into too much detail... This concludes my presentation lol.
Sounds like Desi knows more than I do. We had a few lectures on medieval music at university, but it was an entry level module, so I'm not an expert by any means.
This beat goes harder than the stonings on the courtyard.
You sir deserve more likes.
🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
😅😅😅
NAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ok but can we appreciate that this man has provided us with not only a fabulous melody, but also one of the greatest comment sections, possibly ever
👌💪🙂
True facts
Comments sections that aren't political aren't filled with bots so you get a "natural" experience. Now if you go to the "news" section, all the top commenters are unfunny comments from new accounts. XD
This beat makes me want to throw it back and expose my bare ankles
Yasss lol
Lyrics:
[Intro: 50 Shillings]
Yeah, uh-huh
So seductive
[Chorus: 50 Shillings and Empress Olivia]
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop
Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop (yeah)
Wanteth one gust of what I did get? (uh-huh)
I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get (come on)
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
[Verse 1: 50 Shillings]
Thee couldst has't t thy way, how doth thee wanteth t?
Thee gon' back yond thing up 'r shouldst I push up on t?
Temperature risin', well enow, alloweth's wend to the next level
Dance flo'r jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle
I'll breaketh t down f'r thee anon, baby, t's simple
If 't be true thee beest a nympho, I beest a nympho
In the hotel 'r in the back of the rental
On the beach 'r in the park, t's there's few or none will entertain it thee into
Did get the charm stick, I'm the love leech
Has't thy cater-cousins teasin' thee 'bout how sprung I did get thee
Wanna showeth me thee couldst worketh t, baby? nay problem
Receiveth on top, then receiveth to bounce 'round like a base rider
I'm a season'd vet at which hour t cometh to this the horror
After thee worketh up a did sweat, thee couldst playeth with the stick
I'm tryin' to pray pardon me, baby, the most wondrous way i can
I'll melt in thy that from which we speak, wench, not in thy handeth (ha-ha)
[Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia]
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop
Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
Wanteth one gust of what I did get?
I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
[Bridge: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia]
Wench, what we doth (what we doth)
And whither we doth (and whither we doth)
The things we doth (things we doth)
Art just between me and thee, yeah (oh yeah)
[Verse 2: 50 Shillings]
Giveth t to me, baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like thee in a rodeo
Thee ain't nev'r hath heard a sound like this ere
'Cause I ain't nev'r putteth t down like this
Anon as I cometh through the do'r
The lady receiveth to pullin' on mine own zipper
T's like t's a race, who is't can receiveth undress'd quicker
Isn't t ironic, how erotic t is to gaze that lady in thongs?
Hadst me thinkin' 'bout yond rampallian after I'm gone
I did touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on 'r lights off, the lady like t from behind
So seductive, thee shouldst see the way the lady whine
That lady hips in slow-mo on the flo'r at which hour we grind
Long as the lady ain't stoppin', homie, and I ain't stoppin'
Drippin' did wet with did sweat, sir, t's on and poppin'
All mine own champagne campaign, bombard after bombard, t's on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bombard is gone
[Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia]
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop
Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
Wanteth one gust of what I did get?
I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
[Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia]
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop
Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop
Wanteth one gust of what I did get?
I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get
Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho
*This is gold* 😂
Underrated comment here.
Empress Olivia 🔥👏🏼👏🏼with her medieval corset & fan
U ACTUALLY DID THE ENTIRE SONG HOLY SHIT
Shakespeare : Imma head out.
*Chef's Kiss* nice work man
Jerusalem: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Saladin: 😏
I need to get a time machine to show these to the people of Middle Ages
We should start calling this Age the M&M Age (Medieval Modern Age) thanks to Beedle haha
M&M or you could translate that to Eminem... *it all makes sense*
They would most likely burn you at the stake for being a witch 030"
They'd burn you to death!!!
“Hang thou witch!”
These medieval covers have no right to go as hard as they do
Damn medieval times were lit af
I can see cleopatra dropping it back to this
Cleopatra lived much before the Medieval Era.
Dumb
@@caborabassa696 it does sounds a bit Egyptian though lol..
@@gt5player985 Dumb
Cleopatra lived in the Antique period.
It do be sounding Egyptian doe
Fr
Yes! And I ❤️it!
even the original sounds Egyptian lol
it's cause it's in phrygian mode
Pretty sure its because the song is in a minor or harmonic minor key
This is the version of Candy Shop I listen to when I don't want my mom to hear the lyrics
Go listen to the Dan's band version of this
Sultan Al-fifty dirhaam has entered the candy feast
Sultan Dirhaam al-Khamsin
Everyone gets a date!
Sounds like the main character in a historical comedy walking through a moorish harem
the brothels have been filled to the brim with this sinful music. lord have mercy on thy for what i shall do 😎.
I'll take you to the holy land.
I'll let you take the holy spots.
Go a'head crusader don't you stop
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Keep going 'til you reclaim the lands, whoa!
ahahahahahh wtf
Yo😂🔥
hei admin pin this comment.... this lyrics fit.
Imagine the 15th century gangsters on horsebacks walking around playing this version of Candy Shop 😂
Imagine in the future, aliens would play their gangsta music with our music instruments
This is the song that should play when you enter tavern
this the type of music you flash your ankles to
Anyone else got Arabian nights vibe from this????? Like I closed my eyes and I could see myself playing this in ancient Baghdad in front of the Sultan.
Just imagine back in this era this beat being played and a knight or renaissance man reading their poetry over it lol, and that would be the origin of rap
You'd have to go way further back to find the origin of rap. It was originally flyting in Scandinavia; basically a long series of rhyming Yo Mama jokes.
Welcome to the Sultan's Harem
Everybody gangsta until 50 dinars enters the caliph's castle
هههههههههههه
This is so badass! I feel like I'm walking inside an ancient Egyptian temple lit by torches with my Pharaoh gang.
😂😂
You’re so underapprecited! Im lucky to have found your channel
When you're feeling bad ass walking through a dark forest with just your lil sis and then you see a house of confection.
50 pence has entered the brothel
Leonardo used to listen this while painting.
Bouta build a time machine, go back to Medieval and become the coolest bard of em all.
All these covers would be amazing for a mideival themed party/event
I imagine at The Renaissance Fair lolololol.
Ah yes I remember the lewd encounters between men and women in the ballroom of prince Harold in 1590 AD they had no shame that night displaying their ankles so vividly for all to see
😂👌😂😂
Sultan Dinar the 50th hasth entered the hall of confectionary.
Sounds more middle eastern than European medieval but that's because of the melody of the song :)
We all now Cleopatra would be on every Edit and with this music if she lived today🥺🤩
Holy- This channel is perfect for my D&D campaigns. It sounds super lame, but I constantly thirst for cultural items that enrich my campaign beyond the vanilla setting. This is a bonus because it feels like I can better personalize my games with a culture that reflects me and my biography. I'M SO FREAKING HYPE.
In the brothels?
When say this makes me happy in a way i cannot explain!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
they genuinely play this on the speakers at my job everyday. i work at a legoland.
Love Legoland! Will you record a video of it for me? I’d love to see
@@BeedleTheBardcore i will tomorrow!! they play a few of your songs on a loop, it’s very fun to work to! is there an easy way to send it to you?
@@honeytea1046
> Says he'll tape it tomorrow
> Channel still has no videos
Feels bad, man.
@@TurtleShroom3 i ended up quitting 😭😭 i promise they played it tho, with a bunch of others from this channel haha
These vibes bring Age of Empires to a whole new level
It's 2:30am and I have no regrets... This is a JAM
Can't tell what slaps harder; the songs or the comments about them. 😻🤣
Why was this in my recommendation? 😂
We get what we deserve
@@BeedleTheBardcore it was in our destiny my lord
Well I got it cause I jam to the original like 5 times a week. Don't blame me blame my birth being in the 90s 🤣
So you can discover this awesome cover. (And the many more on this channel!)
Found these because of Leendadong 🤣🤣didn’t even know this genre existed before
Another hit by 50 pence!
"Thou shalt back that thing up
or thy shalt push up on it"
Fiddy be timeless.😂
Imagine being a King or Prince, having a Meeting with another Roayle Family and this Plays while you enter the Room
Scott Storch is such a genius that his hits remain amazing with any style
I can imagine the sultans and sheiks traveling across the Middle East centuries ago listening to this amazing and wonderful music.
My bard trying to seduce literally everyone and everything would absolutely use this as an entrance song.
i legit found this song through someone’s dm playlist
Curtis “50 Quid”, Son of Jack
Imagine the medieval doin amazing birthday party with this songs vibin asf
This makes me want to pole dance
Nay you shall not
Depends where at -_- if it ain't at ye olde Hooters than you are not permitted
Gonna use this in my belly dancing classes lol
Thine armor vibrates to thee beat
Hansel and Gretel: Hey look a Candy Shop.
The Witch:
I can't over how incredible this is! ❤️
I remember the day me and the lords would get unholy wit it in the taverns
This is fucking fantastic
THANKYOU FOR THESE! A real treat! ^_^
A true artist!
Some shit you'd hear bumping out a window in Agrabah
When you open a 5 $ red wine from Italy and feel fancy AF
You outdid yourself with this one, absolutely love it!!
Unfortunately I hath arrived to the function but 3 years shortcoming, but I must inform thee that this glorious creation is a work of fine art that shalt be in remembrance for the upcoming generations. You hath given me quite the unexpected pleasure with this exquisite lyrical production. Thank thee.
When Curtisius "50 shillings" ,Son of Jack, and the Gee Cavalry enter the tavern...
Lord half shekel 1st earl of west coast
🤣🤣🤣
Hark! East Coast!
Neweth York
East Coast
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
This is Gold. Glad to have stumbled on this channel in these UA-cam streets❤️👌🏾✅🔥🔥
A song you’d blast when hitting up the pyramids looking for the mummies
When ottomans take constantinople and call it istanbul, closure song of medieval party
You sir, are underrated.
Let's party - barn shop...
Another medieval banger soothing for thy ears 🥰
This is what happens when you have insomnia, you end up here and i'm glad I did!
Can’t wait for this to go viral bc of tiktok
My weeping spirit yearns and beseeches ye. To thee who looketh upon my text; Didst thou hath to droppeth the beat that hard???!!!!
your majesty sir 50 pence has entered the thrown room
It's a Friday night and I'm cleaning my room to this on the eve of my birthday... how did I get here?!
Happy birthday
I really want someone to produce an irreverent medieval film and just put all of your songs in it. The world must know.
pls never stop this
My man! These are amazing!! 100% Subbed!!
This slaps so hard even Robin hood and maid Marian would dance to it!!
I am from Russia, i like 50 cent, and this sound is amazing
You like rap, your girlfriend likes medieval music, this relationship will not work.
Beedle The Bardcore: I solve!
This channel does not fail to amaze me.
Thy will take thee to the bakershop, allow thee to lick the sweet hot tart, nonstop servant girl, don’t halt till you strike the spot, woah
I can immagine this in the court room of the Sultan with belly dancers all around him, while smoking opium when welcome the emissary from the Pope for a peace treaty
🤣Omg I didn’t know what I was missing in my life! You got my sub, good sir! Work of a genius!🙌
Imagine their is a king and your that funny villain or hero entering the great Hall in a swagger with your group of Knight while this is playing 😂