[YTP] Passione's Stupid Backstories

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 3 роки тому +2327

    I like how Fugo went to prison just to tell Mista he needs pasta

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 3 роки тому +3178

    "Soon after, Fugo died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad." That was a gutbuster

    • @smileyface293
      @smileyface293 3 роки тому +64

      First also Fugo is Sroheim's son?

    • @sophisticatedpineapple2529
      @sophisticatedpineapple2529 3 роки тому +123

      It's Fufu not fugo silly

    • @20kilogramsofbigmac
      @20kilogramsofbigmac 3 роки тому +60

      “Soon after, Fugo died in 1943 at the battle of This kid needs a plate of spaghetti pronto!”

    • @22ndcenturydegenerate
      @22ndcenturydegenerate 3 роки тому +27

      "I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE." "Narancia took his words to his heart and died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad" I'm fucking dead lmfao

    • @sehrish1837
      @sehrish1837 3 роки тому +4

      @@sophisticatedpineapple2529 sounds like zuzu

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj 3 роки тому +1964

    Diavolo: Dies for the 5,876,437th time
    Fugo: HEY THIS KID NEEDS A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI PRONTO

    • @hehe-haha
      @hehe-haha 3 роки тому +157

      he died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 роки тому +46

      @@hehe-haha died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @ThatRad
      @ThatRad 3 роки тому +38

      one of diavolo death is him eating so many SPAGHETTI PRONTO
      So this is canon

    • @HorrorAtraction
      @HorrorAtraction 3 роки тому +8

      @@hehe-haha i readed this at the moment narancia died in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad

    • @crabdonut868
      @crabdonut868 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThatRad wdym he ate spaghetti soon? (Pronto means soon)

  • @sparkytepig
    @sparkytepig 3 роки тому +3010

    Press F to pay respects to everyone who died in 1943, at the Battle of Stalingrad.

  • @drewsclues5394
    @drewsclues5394 3 роки тому +1137

    We need the “died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad” clip more often.

  • @birgiollo9229
    @birgiollo9229 3 роки тому +1715

    This Is the funniest thing that i've seen in the last three years

    • @WeskerEnthusiast
      @WeskerEnthusiast 3 роки тому +12

      I agree.

    • @zextem2648
      @zextem2648 3 роки тому +14

      Sad life

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 роки тому +4

      You’ve been keeping track that long?

    • @liontamer0012
      @liontamer0012 3 роки тому +38

      @@zextem2648 Why? It's not like he'll die in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad.

    • @imustdestroythefutas
      @imustdestroythefutas 3 роки тому +6

      @@liontamer0012 Later Pietro Ronconi will die in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @kaiba9494
    @kaiba9494 3 роки тому +637

    The battle of Stalingrad in 1943 was truly a tragic event. So many ambitious souls died in that fight.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +58

      this is why giorno survived because he had no aspirations

    • @manupm9161
      @manupm9161 3 роки тому +33

      Funnily enough I'm sure Diavolo died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @Ipetam
      @Ipetam Рік тому +8

      Even Weather. 😢

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому +2

      Even before they were born

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
    @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 3 роки тому +780

    "Giorno Giovanna had no aspirations." Part 5 never happened.

    • @HAZNAUT
      @HAZNAUT 2 роки тому +1

      *alternate history, everyone is conscripts for russia*

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 2 роки тому +28

      @@HAZNAUT no, everyone except Mista died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad, pay attention

    • @infinitefun527
      @infinitefun527 Рік тому +1

      @@SubjectSigma18 Look you, the battle of stalingrad was a horrible time an they all held off against the germans very well

    • @modley_the_m_guy
      @modley_the_m_guy 11 місяців тому +2

      "kono Giorno Giovanna ni ha yume ga nai"

  • @SimonGuyWhoLikesGowther
    @SimonGuyWhoLikesGowther 3 роки тому +666

    What I get to know in this video:
    Narancia died before he was born, in 1943, Battle of Stalingrad
    Fugo died before he was born, in 1943, Battle of Stalingrad
    Abbachio died before he was born, in 1943

    •  3 роки тому +53

      At the Battle of Stalingrad?

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 3 роки тому +91

      @ Nah he just tripped over a rock.

    • @sr.batatao9639
      @sr.batatao9639 2 роки тому +10

      @@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 it was angelo

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Рік тому +4

      @@sr.batatao9639
      But that’s impossible. How could he trip over someone that *died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad*

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 Рік тому

      Three letters, D4C. (Well two and a number but that’s beside the point)

  • @memeduck3111
    @memeduck3111 3 роки тому +1176

    just realize mista is the fourth member to be invited

    • @jotarokujo2828
      @jotarokujo2828 3 роки тому +13

      first

    • @OwenBLukman
      @OwenBLukman 3 роки тому +144

      And yet he's still alive, I guess he need to change his vision about number 4

    • @katt5331
      @katt5331 3 роки тому +11

      @@jotarokujo2828 no fourth

    • @tharunraaj6168
      @tharunraaj6168 3 роки тому +5

      Fourth😏

    • @herobrine8626
      @herobrine8626 3 роки тому +2

      @@tharunraaj6168 OH SHI

  • @konoveldorada5990
    @konoveldorada5990 3 роки тому +660

    Kid: *How did they die in the War of 1943 at Stalingard?*
    Teacher: *During war, They ate **2:16*

  • @aharanr
    @aharanr 3 роки тому +239

    I hate myself for laughing at the Stalingrad joke of all things

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 2 роки тому +12

      don't worry, literally everyone laughed, you're normal. stop hating yourself

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому

      Don't worry everyone got better after stalingrad

  • @MiguelAngel-fw4sk
    @MiguelAngel-fw4sk 3 роки тому +264

    They all died in the battle of stalingrad but remember that Italy wasn't on the soviet side during that war.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 3 роки тому +18

      So it is a true tragedy, then.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 2 роки тому +4

      Italy actually sent some soldiers to the Eastern Front.

  • @Lonelysarchives
    @Lonelysarchives 3 роки тому +389

    0:53 Most satisfying thing I've seen in a long time

  • @emimimix
    @emimimix 3 роки тому +68

    this made me realize that the narrator for the English dub has stayed consistently throughout the show

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 3 роки тому +90

    Stalingrad was hell

  • @johndoesstuff352
    @johndoesstuff352 3 роки тому +173

    "Preist died by mining straight down"
    Words that not many people remember today 🗿

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +16

      digging straight down in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad was a mistake that cost many lives.

    • @MiguelPart1
      @MiguelPart1 2 роки тому +1

      Doppio didn't gave him a tip💀💀

    • @matthewbolf7353
      @matthewbolf7353 Рік тому +1

      Vocal-
      GioGio. Citizen of Italy, and son of women.
      Many who met Giorno’s mother called her B**ch in a ** ** mother ** ** ** **

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому

      ​Tho really his actual mom was vanilla ice

  • @SussusAmogus-r4o
    @SussusAmogus-r4o 3 роки тому +178

    F for everyone who died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad, Stroheim, Fugo, Narancia and Mista, you will be missed.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +22

      mista survived but he died in 4444 at the battle of puccigrad.

    • @theliteralsun5246
      @theliteralsun5246 2 роки тому +16

      His name is Fufu you silly boy.

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM Рік тому +1

      ​@@k.m.m.a81must be canon

    • @philsharpe4315
      @philsharpe4315 Рік тому +4

      HEY THESE KIDS NEED A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI PRONTO

  • @tudorcaciuraioanei3841
    @tudorcaciuraioanei3841 3 роки тому +112

    2:14
    I think that just became my favourite Fugo quote.

  • @Leexrz
    @Leexrz 3 роки тому +57

    2:20 GOD DAMN BURNO💀

  • @SoggyBaguette-oi4nu
    @SoggyBaguette-oi4nu 2 роки тому +57

    0:59 "depressing little shit you haven't seen an injured guy around here have you?"

  • @togwad7325
    @togwad7325 3 роки тому +62

    The Battle of Stalingrad 1943 moment

  • @konoveldorada5990
    @konoveldorada5990 3 роки тому +72

    2:28 *Top 10 Re zero Plot Twists.*

  • @samichopthechimrea8477
    @samichopthechimrea8477 3 роки тому +25

    The Battle of Stalingrad was such a dark and brutal arc so many characters were killed off in this arc.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +3

      shibuya arc got nothing on the battle of stalingrad.

  • @reagancorvus5420
    @reagancorvus5420 3 роки тому +109

    2:19
    Narancia: Hey...uh-
    Bucciarati: *and I took that personally*

    • @ImEmpTy295
      @ImEmpTy295 3 роки тому

      “ASFDBSDFGSFBFNGNFGNRYGW-“
      Narancia: it’s true :(

    • @WelshWerewolf
      @WelshWerewolf Рік тому +8

      Narancia took Bucciarati's words even more personally and *died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad*

  • @ImEmpTy295
    @ImEmpTy295 3 роки тому +26

    “Are you the one who-“
    “No”
    *Buccaratti walking away
    HAHAHAHAHAHA gold

  • @Spytale
    @Spytale 3 роки тому +46

    The only fact this video have, is the fact
    Everyone died in 1943 in battle of stalingrad.

  • @DrawnByRaven
    @DrawnByRaven 3 роки тому +164

    I've been having an awful time mentally lately, and this made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while. Thanks man. also bananadop standing with the gang made me lose my shit

  • @SoupEmperor
    @SoupEmperor 3 роки тому +62

    "Hey this kid needs a plate of spaghetti pronto!" in Mista's backstory has the same energy as "Oh he need some milk!"

  • @shinwonderboy
    @shinwonderboy 2 роки тому +15

    bruno screaming “i’ll give you the beating of your life” at narancia in the hospital completely unprompted made me wheeze, most underrated joke in the vid

  • @HowToMeme
    @HowToMeme 3 роки тому +53

    Rip Passione gang, died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 2 роки тому +32

    3:45 He's always there. He's always been there. Just like the g man he watches in plain sight. And if u blink, then you'll miss him

  • @lewisaidan2398
    @lewisaidan2398 3 роки тому +23

    1:22 I wish I could do this to my teachers
    Edit:Thanks for the subtitles at the end lol, I got my volume down in time

  • @giornogiovanna3245
    @giornogiovanna3245 3 роки тому +54

    I can confirm that this all is true

  • @ElectriteRoblox
    @ElectriteRoblox 3 роки тому +158

    Every edit was too good
    Best backstory ever, made my day 😂

  • @Jetster26
    @Jetster26 3 роки тому +74

    At least Abbachio saved his partner.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +25

      but he later died in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad.

    • @Jetster26
      @Jetster26 3 роки тому +3

      @@k.m.m.a81 aww man

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Jetster26 tho thankfully was resurected as a cyborg

    • @iancurtisishungry
      @iancurtisishungry Місяць тому +1

      @@genesismultiverse4896is this a… robocop reference?…

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Місяць тому +1

      @@iancurtisishungry no DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GERMAN SCIENCE?!

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 3 роки тому +23

    "Giorno was a DEPRESSING LITTLE SHIT"
    Always has been

  • @gigavergil2941
    @gigavergil2941 7 місяців тому +4

    “You know you should die”
    “I Will :D”
    *dies in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad*

  • @Porrimgaming413
    @Porrimgaming413 3 роки тому +19

    "In this city, money talked" I'm dead 😭😭😭

  • @geonmikhailreyes891
    @geonmikhailreyes891 3 роки тому +34

    PASSIONE GANG IS THE WORLDS GREATEST

  • @shaktikhare7096
    @shaktikhare7096 3 роки тому +124

    Damn!I never thought part 5 characters were the reason why Storhiem died!I will never forgive the Italian!

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 3 роки тому +8

      they fought WITH stroheim.

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 роки тому +3

      @@k.m.m.a81 Storhiem died in the battle of Stalingrad,they died too,meaning they fought Storhiem

    • @mateoremedi4703
      @mateoremedi4703 2 роки тому +1

      @@sumansaxena2277 remember which side Italy was in that war

    • @shiku6901
      @shiku6901 2 роки тому +1

      @@mateoremedi4703 all of them

    • @Ongomar
      @Ongomar Рік тому

      They were on the same side

  • @pROJectMAJIXNER0
    @pROJectMAJIXNER0 3 роки тому +22

    "Soon after, BragonGod died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad." You had me dying everytime it happened

  • @cheeseisgood17
    @cheeseisgood17 3 роки тому +23

    This brought literal peace to my soul. Idk but this YTP might be the cure.

  • @blackkabosu9443
    @blackkabosu9443 Рік тому +3

    I've litterally watched this video like 10 times already and i can't stop doing it again.
    Probably my favority YTP of them all!

  • @Cristianooo
    @Cristianooo 3 роки тому +21

    They all died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad 😔

  • @BLAZE_2099
    @BLAZE_2099 Рік тому +6

    1:19 "Excuse me, Mr.Fugo. It seems you did not turn in today's home-"

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому +1

      The teacher then later died remarried a famous movie director after telling Joseph the truth

  • @Chimuso
    @Chimuso 2 роки тому +12

    0:54 killed me like GE just came out and rekt the bully's face, Great vid DankBidoof

  • @zeablade9072
    @zeablade9072 3 роки тому +2

    Stalingrad has a rising kill counter even after 80 years later.

  • @yashovardhangadekar2862
    @yashovardhangadekar2862 3 роки тому +38

    this is very beautiful, literally made my day better. thanks lad

  • @mossy229
    @mossy229 3 роки тому +13

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile, I'm so excited to see Bruno's backstory 👁️👁️

  • @moon763
    @moon763 3 роки тому +23

    Best thing I have seen in a while
    Very sad that they died in the battle of stalingrad tho😔

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 3 роки тому +8

    Lil brain: "That's how mafia works."
    Big brain: "Hey this kid needs a plate of spaghetti! PRONTO!!"

  • @arsonsz4443
    @arsonsz4443 3 роки тому +30

    1:13 Foofoo 💀🖐🖐🖐🖐

  • @hexospikez741
    @hexospikez741 2 роки тому +57

    The arrest bonk gets me every time.
    1:24
    1:33
    1:56
    3:15

  • @mr.trouble827
    @mr.trouble827 2 роки тому +8

    Fugo: 2:14
    The chef: Ok, ok, no need to be that loud, Jesus!

  • @shiningjoot6369
    @shiningjoot6369 2 роки тому +4

    The Battle of Stalingrad in 1943 took too many Italian Gangstars

  • @nomemes3477
    @nomemes3477 3 роки тому +6

    thank you for using daddy's boy that caught me off guard

  • @mightbike2089
    @mightbike2089 3 роки тому +19

    2:07 these people should go down to the fireplace for no help

  • @dZ0dUd3R
    @dZ0dUd3R 3 роки тому +11

    3:45 Pink Guy has joined the chat

  • @ToddyNeskaw
    @ToddyNeskaw 3 роки тому +8

    0:54 i still cant get over that muda

  • @S3n_L3n
    @S3n_L3n 3 роки тому +42

    0:05 best backstory

  • @cheeseisgood17
    @cheeseisgood17 3 роки тому +7

    in all of Hollywood I have never seen a more composed and beautiful ending

  • @icedtea9789
    @icedtea9789 3 роки тому +4

    This is the most random yt vid ive ever watchdd

  • @wiewio8035
    @wiewio8035 2 роки тому +8

    Stroheim really had some company in this battle in 1943 in a battle of Stalingrad

  • @valkofish
    @valkofish 3 роки тому +28

    3:32
    Are you the one who did this?
    *no*

  • @fossilfighters101
    @fossilfighters101 3 роки тому +19

    i am upset at how hard i laughed at 3:28

  • @chikennugettastyammy7291
    @chikennugettastyammy7291 Рік тому +3

    "Mista came on each and every person and filled 'em with semen" 💀

  • @Philanthrope0w0
    @Philanthrope0w0 3 роки тому +20

    French People when see frog :
    0:13

    • @Mrcl_2
      @Mrcl_2 2 роки тому +2

      As a French person, yes, we do this every time

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Mrcl_2 guess that's why the battletoads try not to be in italy

  • @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo
    @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo 3 роки тому +4

    What a missed opportunity for a “mom’s spaghetti” joke.

  • @JustGonnaChangeToWhatsNew
    @JustGonnaChangeToWhatsNew 3 місяці тому +1

    2:46 "superintendent i was just uh stretching my calves on the windowsil".

  • @バググ
    @バググ 3 роки тому +6

    This truly speaks a lot about part 5 as a whole

  • @CheckItChad
    @CheckItChad 3 роки тому +7

    imagine bucciarati saying "somebody touch ma spaghet" when fugo wanted to feed narancia spaghetti lol

  • @Spytale
    @Spytale 3 роки тому +6

    this video is illegally good.

  • @jhkhoo495
    @jhkhoo495 3 роки тому +5

    Remember guys even if you are a depressing little shit, you can still become the boss of a crime group in a week

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 3 роки тому +7

    Oh lord. This should be illegal. This made me laugh too hard.

  • @PS1Walter
    @PS1Walter Рік тому

    best tho i’ve ever seen. every joke hit. that’s so extraordinarily rare

  • @theliar692
    @theliar692 3 роки тому +4

    I love how in fugo's trial there is cornered music playing

  • @Banty3D
    @Banty3D 3 роки тому +3

    narancia took his words to heart
    and died in 1943 in the battle of stalingrad

  • @shinwonderboy
    @shinwonderboy 2 роки тому +1

    i would just like to let you know that this is now my comfort video and i come back and watch it like once a week because it still makes me laugh

  • @TS_Condorte
    @TS_Condorte 2 роки тому +1

    Bro the 'Fugo di-ed in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad' surely got me

  • @KingMPHS
    @KingMPHS 3 роки тому +7

    2:14 Mario would say: "That spaghetti is mine!".

  • @MechanicalRabbits
    @MechanicalRabbits 3 роки тому +1

    The last thing I expected when I clicked on this was a Game Grumps voiceclip this is awesome

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 Рік тому

    This earned a subscribe. Diavolo using King Crimson to skip his own birth was the best part.

  • @sweetkittykat2000
    @sweetkittykat2000 3 роки тому +1

    Did you know that Rolling Stones predicted they all would die in 1942 at the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @deluxe5913
    @deluxe5913 3 роки тому +8

    5 seconds in and I’m already laughing, holy shit that was good

  • @goddammit4213
    @goddammit4213 3 роки тому +7

    Oh my god! Iost my brain cells!

  • @mrapple9900
    @mrapple9900 3 роки тому

    *”My stand, Take. A. Map, is the ultimate stand.”*

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 2 роки тому +1

    Buciaratti is actually just a german army recruiter, sending people to Stalingrad

  • @VincentGuillotine
    @VincentGuillotine 3 роки тому +8

    stalingrad was quite a bloodbath

  • @k474
    @k474 3 роки тому +48

    Joder, la de Mista es la mejor, ya me gustaría a mí hacer lo mismo que él xdddd

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 3 роки тому +5

      Vaya, la verdad es que a cualquiera le gustaría que FuFu les invitara un PLATO DE SPAGHETTI PRONTO

  • @WarmNitrogen
    @WarmNitrogen 2 роки тому

    Narancia was so afraid to get beaten by Bruno that he died in 1943 at the Battle of Stalingrad

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 3 роки тому +3

    I can't believe they died in 1943, in the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @VaclavRytina
    @VaclavRytina 3 роки тому +1

    Best jojo video that I have seen in quite a while

  • @hadesangelic8807
    @hadesangelic8807 3 роки тому +2

    If I ever find some poor soul with their face down in the gutter I'm gonna have a reeeal hard time not yelling "Hey! This kid needs a plate of spaghetti, pronto!"

  • @MarioKonga
    @MarioKonga Рік тому

    Senketsu describing the lives of multiple Stalingrad casualties.

  • @Benjamin-vl2oh
    @Benjamin-vl2oh 3 роки тому +1

    They died fighting against the Soviet, even before their parents were born.

  • @Zablacka
    @Zablacka 3 роки тому +3

    +1000000000000000000 social credit for this amazing video

  • @discordwho7469
    @discordwho7469 3 роки тому +1

    havent laughed this hard in quite some time, excellent video my bidood

  • @DrCosz
    @DrCosz 2 роки тому +2

    because of diavolo's infinite deaths, there's one where he dies in 1943 in the Battle of Stalingrad

  • @kimsathor5374
    @kimsathor5374 3 роки тому +14

    My favourite part 0:39