[YTP] Passione's Stupid Backstories

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • Bucciarati's backstory is long enough for its own video

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  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 2 роки тому +3146

    "Soon after, Fugo died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad." That was a gutbuster

    • @smileyface293
      @smileyface293 2 роки тому +64

      First also Fugo is Sroheim's son?

    • @sophisticatedpineapple2529
      @sophisticatedpineapple2529 2 роки тому +120

      It's Fufu not fugo silly

    • @20kilogramsofbigmac
      @20kilogramsofbigmac 2 роки тому +60

      “Soon after, Fugo died in 1943 at the battle of This kid needs a plate of spaghetti pronto!”

    • @22ndcenturydegenerate
      @22ndcenturydegenerate 2 роки тому +27

      "I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE." "Narancia took his words to his heart and died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad" I'm fucking dead lmfao

    • @sehrish1837
      @sehrish1837 2 роки тому +4

      @@sophisticatedpineapple2529 sounds like zuzu

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 2 роки тому +2300

    I like how Fugo went to prison just to tell Mista he needs pasta

  • @birgiollo9229
    @birgiollo9229 2 роки тому +1707

    This Is the funniest thing that i've seen in the last three years

    • @WeskerEnthusiast
      @WeskerEnthusiast 2 роки тому +12

      I agree.

    • @zextem2648
      @zextem2648 2 роки тому +13

      Sad life

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 2 роки тому +4

      You’ve been keeping track that long?

    • @liontamer0012
      @liontamer0012 2 роки тому +38

      @@zextem2648 Why? It's not like he'll die in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad.

    • @imustdestroythefutas
      @imustdestroythefutas 2 роки тому +6

      @@liontamer0012 Later Pietro Ronconi will die in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj 2 роки тому +1943

    Diavolo: Dies for the 5,876,437th time
    Fugo: HEY THIS KID NEEDS A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI PRONTO

    • @hehe-haha
      @hehe-haha 2 роки тому +157

      he died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 2 роки тому +45

      @@hehe-haha died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @ThatRad
      @ThatRad 2 роки тому +37

      one of diavolo death is him eating so many SPAGHETTI PRONTO
      So this is canon

    • @HorrorAtraction
      @HorrorAtraction 2 роки тому +7

      @@hehe-haha i readed this at the moment narancia died in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad

    • @crabdonut868
      @crabdonut868 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThatRad wdym he ate spaghetti soon? (Pronto means soon)

  • @memeduck3111
    @memeduck3111 2 роки тому +1169

    just realize mista is the fourth member to be invited

    • @jotarokujo2828
      @jotarokujo2828 2 роки тому +13

      first

    • @OwenBLukman
      @OwenBLukman 2 роки тому +144

      And yet he's still alive, I guess he need to change his vision about number 4

    • @katt5331
      @katt5331 2 роки тому +11

      @@jotarokujo2828 no fourth

    • @tharunraaj6168
      @tharunraaj6168 2 роки тому +5

      Fourth😏

    • @herobrine8626
      @herobrine8626 2 роки тому +2

      @@tharunraaj6168 OH SHI

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
    @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 2 роки тому +766

    "Giorno Giovanna had no aspirations." Part 5 never happened.

    • @HAZNAUT
      @HAZNAUT 2 роки тому +1

      *alternate history, everyone is conscripts for russia*

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 Рік тому +26

      @@HAZNAUT no, everyone except Mista died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad, pay attention

    • @infinitefun527
      @infinitefun527 Рік тому +1

      @@SubjectSigma18 Look you, the battle of stalingrad was a horrible time an they all held off against the germans very well

    • @modley_the_m_guy
      @modley_the_m_guy 8 місяців тому +2

      "kono Giorno Giovanna ni ha yume ga nai"

  • @sparkytepig
    @sparkytepig 2 роки тому +2975

    Press F to pay respects to everyone who died in 1943, at the Battle of Stalingrad.

  • @simonthebelievierbogalo4ab426
    @simonthebelievierbogalo4ab426 2 роки тому +650

    What I get to know in this video:
    Narancia died before he was born, in 1943, Battle of Stalingrad
    Fugo died before he was born, in 1943, Battle of Stalingrad
    Abbachio died before he was born, in 1943

    •  2 роки тому +52

      At the Battle of Stalingrad?

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 2 роки тому +88

      @ Nah he just tripped over a rock.

    • @sr.batatao9639
      @sr.batatao9639 2 роки тому +9

      @@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 it was angelo

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 Рік тому +4

      @@sr.batatao9639
      But that’s impossible. How could he trip over someone that *died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad*

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 9 місяців тому

      Three letters, D4C. (Well two and a number but that’s beside the point)

  • @drewsclues5394
    @drewsclues5394 2 роки тому +1127

    We need the “died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad” clip more often.

  • @konoveldorada5990
    @konoveldorada5990 2 роки тому +656

    Kid: *How did they die in the War of 1943 at Stalingard?*
    Teacher: *During war, They ate **2:16*

  • @kaiba9494
    @kaiba9494 2 роки тому +623

    The battle of Stalingrad in 1943 was truly a tragic event. So many ambitious souls died in that fight.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +57

      this is why giorno survived because he had no aspirations

    • @manupm9161
      @manupm9161 2 роки тому +32

      Funnily enough I'm sure Diavolo died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

    • @Ipetam
      @Ipetam Рік тому +8

      Even Weather. 😢

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 19 днів тому +2

      Even before they were born

  • @aharanr
    @aharanr 2 роки тому +233

    I hate myself for laughing at the Stalingrad joke of all things

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Рік тому +11

      don't worry, literally everyone laughed, you're normal. stop hating yourself

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 19 днів тому

      Don't worry everyone got better after stalingrad

  • @MiguelAngel-fw4sk
    @MiguelAngel-fw4sk 2 роки тому +255

    They all died in the battle of stalingrad but remember that Italy wasn't on the soviet side during that war.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 2 роки тому +17

      So it is a true tragedy, then.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 2 роки тому +3

      Italy actually sent some soldiers to the Eastern Front.

  • @emimimix
    @emimimix 2 роки тому +65

    this made me realize that the narrator for the English dub has stayed consistently throughout the show

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 2 роки тому +81

    Stalingrad was hell

  • @Lonelysarchives
    @Lonelysarchives 2 роки тому +380

    0:53 Most satisfying thing I've seen in a long time

  • @SussusAmogus-r4o
    @SussusAmogus-r4o 2 роки тому +171

    F for everyone who died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad, Stroheim, Fugo, Narancia and Mista, you will be missed.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +20

      mista survived but he died in 4444 at the battle of puccigrad.

    • @theliteralsun5246
      @theliteralsun5246 2 роки тому +13

      His name is Fufu you silly boy.

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM Рік тому

      ​@@k.m.m.a81must be canon

    • @philsharpe4315
      @philsharpe4315 11 місяців тому +3

      HEY THESE KIDS NEED A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI PRONTO

  • @johndoesstuff352
    @johndoesstuff352 2 роки тому +172

    "Preist died by mining straight down"
    Words that not many people remember today 🗿

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +16

      digging straight down in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad was a mistake that cost many lives.

    • @MiguelPart1
      @MiguelPart1 Рік тому +1

      Doppio didn't gave him a tip💀💀

    • @matthewbolf7353
      @matthewbolf7353 Рік тому +1

      Vocal-
      GioGio. Citizen of Italy, and son of women.
      Many who met Giorno’s mother called her B**ch in a ** ** mother ** ** ** **

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 19 днів тому

      ​Tho really his actual mom was vanilla ice

  • @togwad7325
    @togwad7325 2 роки тому +60

    The Battle of Stalingrad 1943 moment

  • @Leexrz
    @Leexrz 2 роки тому +55

    2:20 GOD DAMN BURNO💀

  • @tudorcaciuraioanei3841
    @tudorcaciuraioanei3841 2 роки тому +110

    2:14
    I think that just became my favourite Fugo quote.

  • @ImEmpTy295
    @ImEmpTy295 2 роки тому +25

    “Are you the one who-“
    “No”
    *Buccaratti walking away
    HAHAHAHAHAHA gold

  • @giornogiovanna3245
    @giornogiovanna3245 2 роки тому +54

    I can confirm that this all is true

  • @konoveldorada5990
    @konoveldorada5990 2 роки тому +67

    2:28 *Top 10 Re zero Plot Twists.*

  • @Spytale
    @Spytale 2 роки тому +44

    The only fact this video have, is the fact
    Everyone died in 1943 in battle of stalingrad.

  • @HowToMeme
    @HowToMeme 2 роки тому +50

    Rip Passione gang, died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad

  • @lewisaidan2398
    @lewisaidan2398 2 роки тому +21

    1:22 I wish I could do this to my teachers
    Edit:Thanks for the subtitles at the end lol, I got my volume down in time

  • @shiningjoot6369
    @shiningjoot6369 2 роки тому +3

    The Battle of Stalingrad in 1943 took too many Italian Gangstars

  • @geonmikhailreyes891
    @geonmikhailreyes891 2 роки тому +33

    PASSIONE GANG IS THE WORLDS GREATEST

  • @shaktikhare7096
    @shaktikhare7096 2 роки тому +123

    Damn!I never thought part 5 characters were the reason why Storhiem died!I will never forgive the Italian!

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +8

      they fought WITH stroheim.

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 роки тому +3

      @@k.m.m.a81 Storhiem died in the battle of Stalingrad,they died too,meaning they fought Storhiem

    • @mateoremedi4703
      @mateoremedi4703 2 роки тому +1

      @@sumansaxena2277 remember which side Italy was in that war

    • @shiku6901
      @shiku6901 2 роки тому +1

      @@mateoremedi4703 all of them

    • @Ongomar
      @Ongomar 10 місяців тому

      They were on the same side

  • @Jetster26
    @Jetster26 2 роки тому +72

    At least Abbachio saved his partner.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +25

      but he later died in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad.

    • @Jetster26
      @Jetster26 2 роки тому +3

      @@k.m.m.a81 aww man

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 19 днів тому

      ​@@Jetster26 tho thankfully was resurected as a cyborg

  • @cheeseisgood17
    @cheeseisgood17 2 роки тому +23

    This brought literal peace to my soul. Idk but this YTP might be the cure.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому +22

    "Giorno was a DEPRESSING LITTLE SHIT"
    Always has been

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 2 роки тому +30

    3:45 He's always there. He's always been there. Just like the g man he watches in plain sight. And if u blink, then you'll miss him

  • @localwizard5316
    @localwizard5316 2 роки тому +4

    Dying in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad is my new favorite line

  • @SoggyBaguette-oi4nu
    @SoggyBaguette-oi4nu 2 роки тому +52

    0:59 "depressing little shit you haven't seen an injured guy around here have you?"

  • @samichopthechimrea8477
    @samichopthechimrea8477 2 роки тому +22

    The Battle of Stalingrad was such a dark and brutal arc so many characters were killed off in this arc.

    • @k.m.m.a81
      @k.m.m.a81 2 роки тому +3

      shibuya arc got nothing on the battle of stalingrad.

  • @mossy229
    @mossy229 2 роки тому +13

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile, I'm so excited to see Bruno's backstory 👁️👁️

  • @DrawnByRaven
    @DrawnByRaven 2 роки тому +163

    I've been having an awful time mentally lately, and this made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while. Thanks man. also bananadop standing with the gang made me lose my shit

  • @ElectriteRoblox
    @ElectriteRoblox 2 роки тому +159

    Every edit was too good
    Best backstory ever, made my day 😂

  • @Cristianooo
    @Cristianooo 2 роки тому +21

    They all died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad 😔

  • @mr.trouble827
    @mr.trouble827 2 роки тому +6

    Fugo: 2:14
    The chef: Ok, ok, no need to be that loud, Jesus!

  • @Chimuso
    @Chimuso 2 роки тому +12

    0:54 killed me like GE just came out and rekt the bully's face, Great vid DankBidoof

  • @reagancorvus5420
    @reagancorvus5420 2 роки тому +104

    2:19
    Narancia: Hey...uh-
    Bucciarati: *and I took that personally*

    • @ImEmpTy295
      @ImEmpTy295 2 роки тому

      “ASFDBSDFGSFBFNGNFGNRYGW-“
      Narancia: it’s true :(

    • @WelshWerewolf
      @WelshWerewolf Рік тому +5

      Narancia took Bucciarati's words even more personally and *died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad*

  • @valkofish
    @valkofish 2 роки тому +27

    3:32
    Are you the one who did this?
    *no*

  • @shinwonderboy
    @shinwonderboy 2 роки тому +14

    bruno screaming “i’ll give you the beating of your life” at narancia in the hospital completely unprompted made me wheeze, most underrated joke in the vid

  • @pROJectMAJIXNER0
    @pROJectMAJIXNER0 2 роки тому +22

    "Soon after, BragonGod died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad." You had me dying everytime it happened

  • @theliar692
    @theliar692 2 роки тому +4

    I love how in fugo's trial there is cornered music playing

  • @DrCosz
    @DrCosz 2 роки тому +2

    because of diavolo's infinite deaths, there's one where he dies in 1943 in the Battle of Stalingrad

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 2 роки тому +2

    Fu…… Fugo…….
    Stali-
    I can’t even process

  • @moon763
    @moon763 2 роки тому +23

    Best thing I have seen in a while
    Very sad that they died in the battle of stalingrad tho😔

  • @hexospikez741
    @hexospikez741 2 роки тому +56

    The arrest bonk gets me every time.
    1:24
    1:33
    1:56
    3:15

  • @chikennugettastyammy7291
    @chikennugettastyammy7291 Рік тому +3

    "Mista came on each and every person and filled 'em with semen" 💀

  • @mightbike2089
    @mightbike2089 2 роки тому +18

    2:07 these people should go down to the fireplace for no help

  • @praisetheSun990
    @praisetheSun990 17 днів тому +1

    2:46 "superintendent i was just uh stretching my calves on the windowsil".

  • @KozmicKozmo
    @KozmicKozmo 2 роки тому +2

    Diavolo death 350862: *DIED IN 1943 AT THE BATTLE OF STALINGRAD*

  • @Porrimgaming413
    @Porrimgaming413 2 роки тому +17

    "In this city, money talked" I'm dead 😭😭😭

  • @SoupEmperor
    @SoupEmperor 2 роки тому +61

    "Hey this kid needs a plate of spaghetti pronto!" in Mista's backstory has the same energy as "Oh he need some milk!"

  • @Spytale
    @Spytale 2 роки тому +6

    this video is illegally good.

  • @arsonsz4443
    @arsonsz4443 2 роки тому +29

    1:13 Foofoo 💀🖐🖐🖐🖐

  • @k474
    @k474 2 роки тому +48

    Joder, la de Mista es la mejor, ya me gustaría a mí hacer lo mismo que él xdddd

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 2 роки тому +5

      Vaya, la verdad es que a cualquiera le gustaría que FuFu les invitara un PLATO DE SPAGHETTI PRONTO

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 Рік тому

    This earned a subscribe. Diavolo using King Crimson to skip his own birth was the best part.

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 2 роки тому +7

    Oh lord. This should be illegal. This made me laugh too hard.

  • @fossilfighters101
    @fossilfighters101 2 роки тому +19

    i am upset at how hard i laughed at 3:28

  • @MechanicalRabbits
    @MechanicalRabbits 2 роки тому +1

    The last thing I expected when I clicked on this was a Game Grumps voiceclip this is awesome

  • @kimsathor5374
    @kimsathor5374 2 роки тому +14

    My favourite part 0:39

  • @dZ0dUd3R
    @dZ0dUd3R 2 роки тому +10

    3:45 Pink Guy has joined the chat

  • @goddammit4213
    @goddammit4213 2 роки тому +7

    Oh my god! Iost my brain cells!

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 2 роки тому +16

    3:09 Somebody link me that song?
    *EDIT* Found it

  • @friknob2761
    @friknob2761 2 роки тому +16

    0:30 minecraft

  • @sweetkittykat2000
    @sweetkittykat2000 2 роки тому +1

    Did you know that Rolling Stones predicted they all would die in 1942 at the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 2 роки тому +1

    The use of a stock anime taiko SFX is my favorite choice in this vid

  • @Philanthrope0w0
    @Philanthrope0w0 2 роки тому +19

    French People when see frog :
    0:13

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 2 роки тому +1

    Buciaratti is actually just a german army recruiter, sending people to Stalingrad

  • @bendover6017
    @bendover6017 Рік тому

    Fugo betrayed the gang because *the Boss needs a plat of spaghetti, PRONTO*

  • @wiewio8035
    @wiewio8035 2 роки тому +8

    Stroheim really had some company in this battle in 1943 in a battle of Stalingrad

  • @dejakiller69
    @dejakiller69 2 роки тому +46

    1:54
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak comedy

  • @FaultyTwo
    @FaultyTwo 2 роки тому +1

    This is definitely me when I died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad.

  • @Sugma_balls
    @Sugma_balls 2 роки тому +120

    He needs some spaghetti🍝

  • @BLAZE_2099
    @BLAZE_2099 Рік тому +5

    1:19 "Excuse me, Mr.Fugo. It seems you did not turn in today's home-"

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 19 днів тому

      The teacher then later died remarried a famous movie director after telling Joseph the truth

  • @salmanmahyuddin8384
    @salmanmahyuddin8384 Рік тому

    its good to know stroheim went out with some good fellow jobros

  • @liamvega5566
    @liamvega5566 2 роки тому

    “HeY!!1!11! ThIS kiD NeEds A pLaTe Of SpAgHEttI PrONtO1!!11!1!11!”

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 2 роки тому +7

    Lil brain: "That's how mafia works."
    Big brain: "Hey this kid needs a plate of spaghetti! PRONTO!!"

  • @nick-th7jd
    @nick-th7jd 2 роки тому +10

    At 3:50 i got a ad for milk

  • @ToddyNeskaw
    @ToddyNeskaw 2 роки тому +8

    0:54 i still cant get over that muda

  • @KingCrimson983
    @KingCrimson983 Рік тому +1

    0:55 my favorite intense MUDA

  • @ElyjahDHerring
    @ElyjahDHerring 2 роки тому +8

    "Blah - halb- BLAH" 3:02

  • @S3n_L3n
    @S3n_L3n 2 роки тому +42

    0:05 best backstory

  • @bramnemeth565
    @bramnemeth565 2 роки тому +1

    "Looks like urine-joying that."

  • @gigavergil2941
    @gigavergil2941 4 місяці тому +3

    “You know you should die”
    “I Will :D”
    *dies in 1943 at the battle of stalingrad*

  • @Zablacka
    @Zablacka 2 роки тому +3

    +1000000000000000000 social credit for this amazing video

  • @blank-boy12345
    @blank-boy12345 2 роки тому +1

    I found this video funnier than it should have been

  • @yashovardhangadekar2862
    @yashovardhangadekar2862 2 роки тому +38

    this is very beautiful, literally made my day better. thanks lad

  • @jamelabarrogo3749
    @jamelabarrogo3749 2 роки тому +16

    Tell me now, so that means Stroheim died in 2001 at Sardinia or Rome? Or he died at Sardinia, became alive again because of being a cyborg and died at Rome?

  • @KingMPHS
    @KingMPHS 2 роки тому +7

    2:14 Mario would say: "That spaghetti is mine!".

  • @jotarokujo3041
    @jotarokujo3041 2 роки тому +2

    Soon after they all died in 1943 at the battle of Stalingrad

  • @justastrangerontheinternet1359
    @justastrangerontheinternet1359 2 роки тому +11

    This is hilarious

  • @mcawesomeytyo3312
    @mcawesomeytyo3312 2 роки тому +2

    Everyone died in Stalingrad 1943

  • @MKwant
    @MKwant 2 роки тому

    man,,, the "quieres?" part broke me

  • @ThinkAmMe
    @ThinkAmMe 2 роки тому

    "would u mind to grab a drink"
    *They drink water*
    *He dug straight down*