Kid Farm! - Pilot

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
  • If Bill and Jean Engvall had a nickel for every kid they have, they would have 17 nickels (give or take). An original comedy series pilot presentation by Oren Brimer, Pete Holmes and Jamie Lee.

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  • @bonita2311
    @bonita2311 9 років тому +1068

    omfg that school bus hitting a U-turn killed me lmfao

  • @letthemxeatcake
    @letthemxeatcake 10 років тому +1894

    Oh my gosh Michelle's hair is on point!!

  • @JulianneHannes
    @JulianneHannes 9 років тому +2339

    The most accurate portrayal of the Duggars

    • @annaconigliaro2907
      @annaconigliaro2907 8 років тому +16

      preech it

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 6 років тому +73

      Julianne Hannes Only thing missing is a son named Josiah. EVERY. GOD. DAMN. LARGE. CHRISTIAN. FAMILY. HAS. A SON. NAMED. JOSIAH. *Every* one.
      I guess here, he would be called Bosiah, though.

    • @quirkyturkeey
      @quirkyturkeey 6 років тому +32

      forgot the sexual assault

    • @mrj.kottari8453
      @mrj.kottari8453 6 років тому +5

      Ruben T
      I was just thinking, is there character/person called Josiah in the Bible?
      (the Bible translation of my native tongue uses greek-based names for people and places and I can't think of any name even close to "Josia"...)

    • @thaliaworsley8999
      @thaliaworsley8999 6 років тому +1

      Julianne Hannes except they're weird

  • @1987rsfeild
    @1987rsfeild 10 років тому +856

    "Cousin Jamie gets to wear Yellow."

    • @oneeyedking7465
      @oneeyedking7465 7 років тому +3

      I reference I just got lol

    • @rlee3538
      @rlee3538 6 років тому +2

      One Eyed King I don't understand, could you explain plz?

    • @clivebby4877
      @clivebby4877 6 років тому +10

      Rlee I think like white=purity/virgin and yellow=tainted/not virgin.... I'm not sure but I think this is it...

    • @chillingintheshire02
      @chillingintheshire02 6 років тому +12

      Also they do have a cousin Amy that's actually allowed to be normal

  • @lollypop00p
    @lollypop00p 9 років тому +476

    "Food doesn't grow on trees" LMAO

  • @Supablonde1
    @Supablonde1 8 років тому +182

    SO ACCURATE when the mother made the child put the broccoli back,but purchased all the junk food! Not once while watching the Duggars did i see the kids eat fruit or vegetables but instead they ate food like burritos, packaged food and cakes and sweets. Their huge industrial pantry was choc full of garbage...............

    • @cochiefemeralds3616
      @cochiefemeralds3616 3 роки тому +7

      Let’s hope they all don’t get type two diabetes or high blood pressure and high cholesterol

  • @evelina2363
    @evelina2363 9 років тому +276

    "Barbaraaaaaa!"
    "How are you Barbara? Very nice to meet you!"
    That cracked me up!

    • @megandownor1994
      @megandownor1994 6 років тому +4

      Evelina Russo I loved that they asked her if she was Betty or Barbara, and she just said “idk”

  • @eowyneadig7879
    @eowyneadig7879 9 років тому +967

    One thing that's inaccurate is the dad wearing the baby on his chest. Oppressive cults tend to dump the work of caring for babies on the women. I'm the oldest of eight kids and I remember one of my siblings crying and my dad screaming in rage at me to come get the baby.

    • @lilyblossom1240
      @lilyblossom1240 9 років тому +115

      +Eowyn Eadig so sorry. i hope things are much better in your life now. ehugs.
      and yes you are correct. boob and zombie wife always dumped the kids off onto one of the older girls in the family to raise. the dad in this skit is actually too caring...

    • @frightenedfemale985
      @frightenedfemale985 7 років тому +16

      Eowyn Eadig Wow, that's wild. That must have been stressful :(

    • @annad5809
      @annad5809 7 років тому +86

      Eowyn Eadig Unfortunately, a man does not have to be in a cult to be treating women like help. All you need to be is a Russian man. My father never so much as placed a dirty plate into the sink. My ex just viewed me as his maid, despite my being a lawyer with a Master's degree in addition. I would try to discuss some Supreme Court news, and he would cut me short by saying "When you get a chance, my backpack needs to be washed." Not "please" or "would you," just "when you get a chance" like I am his servant. He is single now.

    • @New-mp1cg
      @New-mp1cg 7 років тому +46

      Anna D good for you. It's not just Russian men. I'm Asian and my father was a womanizer, entitled to lie cheat impregnate and dump them meanwhile being an entitled abuser

    • @c.morganfree1970
      @c.morganfree1970 6 років тому +41

      Wow. I feel sorry for you guys. Just teach *your* sons better in the future I guess and try to break the cycle.

  • @dexboulard885
    @dexboulard885 8 років тому +556

    kid: I'm going to be sad when jamie is going to hell
    bj: WHERE

    • @misskrr983
      @misskrr983 6 років тому +1

      ahhhhhhh I love that part

  • @lizmowrey9866
    @lizmowrey9866 7 років тому +67

    That little blonde girl at the end is precious. "Are you Betty or Brenda?" (Looks down) "I don't know"

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 2 роки тому +83

    Watching BJ and Lizzie kind of hits differently now that their real life counterparts, Josh and Anna, are in court.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 роки тому +34

      What's ironic is this actual parody of the Duggars is *less* messed up than the real thing.

    • @Mehmehmeh746
      @Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому +15

      @@Emper0rH0rde TLC seems to enjoy putting the most deranged people in the spotlight.

  • @LittleSerboLamb
    @LittleSerboLamb 9 років тому +482

    Jim bob is ALWAYS trying to crack a joke, he even laughs at his own. I love they got that dead on! loool

    • @oliviag4950
      @oliviag4950 6 років тому +2

      Dead😂

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, and when you are the only one laughing at your joke, it wasn't funny.

  • @princessthompson68
    @princessthompson68 6 років тому +285

    Nailed Michelle Duggar's hair!!

  • @carolinem811
    @carolinem811 8 років тому +364

    "I'm gonna be sad when cousin Jaime goes to hell" 😂

    • @addiererecich2464
      @addiererecich2464 6 років тому +13

      Caroline M WHERE

    • @jojopemb2218
      @jojopemb2218 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ttintagel
      @ttintagel 3 роки тому +7

      That was one of the roughest parts about Evangelical primary school. We were always being told our relatives would go to hell unless we converted them. Pretty big burden to put on six-year-old shoulders.

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet 3 роки тому +4

      @@ttintagel I once started thinking about my Catholic uncle and everyone else in the world who would go to hell, and I started bawling. I was 9.

  • @RadNat
    @RadNat 9 років тому +679

    With the recent 19 Kids and Counting news, might be a good time for new Kid Farm episodes

    • @ohohvalerie
      @ohohvalerie 6 років тому +4

      RadNat always a good time!

    • @shellz94
      @shellz94 3 роки тому +18

      Oh my God Sweet summer child from five years ago

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 3 роки тому +13

      @@shellz94 how did it get so, so much worse

    • @brandyprice7578
      @brandyprice7578 3 роки тому +6

      @@kjlandon9140 right. Back in the news and its even worse now. So sad

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 3 роки тому +11

      With the recent Duggar family news it might be a good idea for a new episode based in prison lol

  • @michaelaleach8195
    @michaelaleach8195 6 років тому +90

    I love how the calendar had “OVULATION” in bold green letters. This whole thing was fucking spot on!

    • @charlesfosterkane1966
      @charlesfosterkane1966 6 років тому +13

      Yep, Michelle Duggar had her cycle posted on their fridge and her daughters reminded her when she was especially fertile. Sickos.

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 6 років тому +1

      CharlesFoster Kane Oh, for real? That’s disgusting.

    • @CliffRichardFan2001
      @CliffRichardFan2001 6 років тому

      That's so weird!😱😱

    • @coolrunnings414
      @coolrunnings414 2 роки тому +4

      @@Tina06019 unfortunately yes. The camera once glanced at the Duggar family calendar and there was ovulation days marked on it. Nothing like knowing your parents are banging like a screen door in a hurricane. And I was always creeped out by how they made the kids clean the parents bedroom and change the sheets in there. Ewww!

  • @annaconigliaro2907
    @annaconigliaro2907 8 років тому +366

    "going around with their handjob embarrassing everybody" I just love this line so much!!

  • @Xzamilloh
    @Xzamilloh 10 років тому +458

    Wow... the writing is brilliant

  • @Dadiddy97
    @Dadiddy97 9 років тому +157

    How come I'm only finding this now?? So accurate!

  • @corunguneee
    @corunguneee 10 років тому +187

    It's funny how similar this is to the show it's mocking

  • @theoneandonlyroelle
    @theoneandonlyroelle 9 років тому +540

    Who is the cashier...she made me piss my pants!!!

  • @stephiiiless
    @stephiiiless 2 роки тому +8

    The aggressive hand fckin was so spot on to Anna and Trash can when courting

  • @MeganVictoriaKearns
    @MeganVictoriaKearns 2 роки тому +17

    I'm here almost 12 years after this was uploaded and it's got me laughing out loud. Literally. I'm laughing! Awesome parody, just so well written!

  • @firedragon6776
    @firedragon6776 7 років тому +109

    I love how they even got cousin "jamie" aka cousin Amy from the duggars and how they think she's super evil in real life. They banned Amy from seeing the duggar kids without supervision look it up!

    • @mandy0720
      @mandy0720 4 роки тому +13

      Right!! When in reality they should've been keeping their own son, Josh away from the others! Unfortunately, now he's married with children of his own! Now the FBI raided his home, because of kiddy ____ amongst other things. His wife needs to RUN!!!!!

    • @lisawilson2339
      @lisawilson2339 3 роки тому

      @@mandy0720 i disagree about his wife running she should stand by her man

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet 3 роки тому +2

      @@lisawilson2339 W H Y ? He molested his younger sisters, not to mention he has daughters now (big red flag, yikes). The FBI caught him with child pornography. Why should his wife stand by him? She's not responsible for his actions, he should be accountable for his own actions. Why is it her responsibility to support him? She SHOULD run.

    • @lisawilson2339
      @lisawilson2339 3 роки тому

      @@sassylittleprophet i disagree she should not go anywhere

    • @violetsvisionscat3399
      @violetsvisionscat3399 2 роки тому +4

      @@sassylittleprophet absolutely!! Run Anna!!!

  • @johnsmith7303
    @johnsmith7303 6 років тому +25

    "I'm gonna be sad when cousin Jamie goes to hell" 😂😂 that was perfect

  • @danielz905
    @danielz905 9 років тому +48

    "Food doesn't grow on trees" LOL SPOT ON IMPRESSION

  • @jennott1703
    @jennott1703 6 років тому +72

    Why did you want broccoli?
    Sometimes my bones hurts.

    • @gomerohara7407
      @gomerohara7407 3 роки тому +3

      That girl playing Becky nails it. She consistently gets it right. I hope she goes places.

  • @RayRay.01
    @RayRay.01 3 роки тому +19

    This gem has been hidden for 11 years!!!

  • @andymorris358
    @andymorris358 6 років тому +18

    The "OVULATION" week on the calendar!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ladyv5655
    @ladyv5655 6 років тому +41

    I was hoping they'd show their black mail man, Harry, who is Batron's biological father.

  • @gomerohara7407
    @gomerohara7407 3 роки тому +9

    "... Only we're not a lie to sell museum tickets..."
    DIED
    I wish they would make more lol

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 3 роки тому +22

    This has aged like a fine wine Pete

  • @exitthematrix3806
    @exitthematrix3806 6 років тому +16

    I love how Jim Bob is wearing the pink baby carrier entire episode 😂😂😂😂

  • @jessierubin1577
    @jessierubin1577 10 років тому +74

    I'm surprised this isn't more viral by now

  • @muzz69
    @muzz69 6 років тому +15

    Producer: How was your first day of school?
    Betron: “I thought that was lunch” 💀

  • @vivianedorsey6570
    @vivianedorsey6570 6 років тому +19

    1:04 Why is that bus picking up speed?? 😂😂😂😂😂
    I laughed for 5 minutes straight!

  • @ireneoydas7377
    @ireneoydas7377 8 років тому +12

    Love it when she is rambling on, and the cashier couldnt give a shit!

  • @berdooli3326
    @berdooli3326 4 роки тому +7

    i died when jean said "it was like when picassi painted on the walls of the sisty chapel"

  • @pattyo4703
    @pattyo4703 2 роки тому +5

    "JP gives mommy daddy looks." 🤣

  • @malcsbigsis
    @malcsbigsis 9 років тому +22

    He didn't go to Walmart. He bought used and saved the difference.

  • @polishtoperfection
    @polishtoperfection 10 років тому +53

    How do you guys not have way more views? This is so great!!

  • @MissJuneBennett
    @MissJuneBennett 8 років тому +96

    This is funny! This should be on and not the Duggars.

  • @fquint6468
    @fquint6468 6 років тому +12

    Why did you want the broccoli, because...sometimes my bones hurt. LMFAO😂😂

  • @terryshilo6750
    @terryshilo6750 10 років тому +97

    I've always wondered why there hasn't been a send up of this TLC show. This should be viral.. too many people that know anything about the counting clan have an opinion. This is how I think people should see it and realize what a cultish phenom this Christian fundamentalist Quiverfull movement is.

    • @ddasilva4
      @ddasilva4 6 років тому +1

      Terry Shilo is this fake

  • @BrittKatSlat
    @BrittKatSlat 6 років тому +10

    “I’m gonna be sad when cousin Jamie goes to hell”. Hahaha
    “Are you Betty or are you Brenda?” “I don’t know” LOL

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde 2 роки тому +10

    Want to know what the most ironic thing about all of this is? Even if this parody were played completely straight, it would still be LESS messed up than the real Duggars.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 5 місяців тому

      They don't remember their names🤣

  • @VictoriaLautner
    @VictoriaLautner 6 років тому +41

    PARDON MY FRENCH WE JUST GOT BACK FROM EPCOT IF THAT ISNT ME

  • @kelseymortensen2623
    @kelseymortensen2623 5 років тому +4

    That kid saying, "I thought that was lunch." Had me dead!

  • @rockafireexplosionforever5792
    @rockafireexplosionforever5792 8 років тому +227

    please make more episode of kid farm

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 6 років тому +6

    "Why did you want the broccoli?"
    "Because sometimes my bones hurt"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CoachAshley1983
    @CoachAshley1983 4 роки тому +4

    I'm so mad I am just now discovering this! By far, the BEST Duggar snark I've ever seen! 100% spot on!😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @emilyhippenstiel9174
    @emilyhippenstiel9174 7 років тому +14

    "At last count I have over 17 children."

  • @XxSuperSuspiciousxX
    @XxSuperSuspiciousxX 7 років тому +39

    Omg there’s not even a doll in the carrier at 5:56 lol. It’s a cereal box.

    • @theemilyanomaly
      @theemilyanomaly 6 років тому +3

      cousinzbandmack I think they’re wheat thins XD

    • @brittaniesidebottom
      @brittaniesidebottom 5 років тому +2

      theemilyanomaly They are. Around 6:05 you can see the top of the box 😂

  • @theRealCrazyOne
    @theRealCrazyOne 9 років тому +8

    I had this on in the background while doing my work...so I didn't see the guy's face. He actually SOUNDS like Jim Bob...same voice. Creepy. I LOVE this series!!!

  • @patquiston7816
    @patquiston7816 6 років тому +18

    The store clerk is super hilarious 🤣

    • @sissyrayself7508
      @sissyrayself7508 6 років тому

      Pattyricia Starr I found her character to be an annoying bitch myself.

    • @rakeloslyn2931
      @rakeloslyn2931 Рік тому +1

      Michelle Buteau is an amazing comedian, she is on Netflix ❤

  • @priyasamaroo3657
    @priyasamaroo3657 6 років тому +11

    The grocery lady was hilarious

  • @GRACE-cr2kp
    @GRACE-cr2kp 6 років тому +4

    “We just got back from Epcot” 😂how perfect

  • @mduke5321
    @mduke5321 6 років тому +4

    "shcourse it is!! Have a TAPPY birthday!!!" 😂💀 I can't breathe

  • @fiendeBass
    @fiendeBass 14 років тому +2

    I love the bus driving way too fast, and then right back to its origin. Brilliant.

  • @katherineconnor3854
    @katherineconnor3854 4 роки тому +5

    The messing up the kids names killed me

  • @andromedastudios5575
    @andromedastudios5575 7 років тому +27

    This makes me feel better about my own family

  • @learomano6615
    @learomano6615 3 роки тому +6

    Tik tok brought me back to this after all of this time. Amazing.

  • @bytesoftruth
    @bytesoftruth 4 роки тому +2

    Why am I seeing this for the first time??? Hilarious

  • @jalenrdavis1
    @jalenrdavis1 9 років тому +152

    Im not lying i was that little black kid

  • @strawberry-33-30
    @strawberry-33-30 6 років тому +3

    I don't know how I came across this but this is so hilarious I love the last part when the dude is talking about zippers

  • @ariellevictoria5760
    @ariellevictoria5760 3 роки тому +4

    “Cousin Jamie gets to wear yellow” 💀

  • @auroraborealis675
    @auroraborealis675 6 років тому +2

    "Cousin Jamie gets to wear yellow!" LOLOL

  • @PapaShango619
    @PapaShango619 3 роки тому +2

    The damn bug eyes of Michelle they nailed😆

  • @exitthematrix3806
    @exitthematrix3806 6 років тому +11

    Jim Bob and hairspray!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessierubin1577
    @jessierubin1577 10 років тому +30

    THE SCHOOL BUS

  • @avedic
    @avedic 10 років тому +10

    "Because....sometimes my bones hurt."
    There are far too many hilarious lines in this to keep up with. I agree with those below...this ought to go viral. It's too fucking funny.

  • @SooziinCa
    @SooziinCa 9 років тому +8

    My favorite....the cashier @ the grocery store! She said, what EVERYONE has always thought!

    • @sissyrayself7508
      @sissyrayself7508 6 років тому +1

      Soozi inCa I found her character extremely annoying, bitchy and rude.

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 3 роки тому

      @@sissyrayself7508 that’s the point

  • @amandar3148
    @amandar3148 3 роки тому +3

    I just found this and am dying 🤣 so accurate

  • @ginaandseason2774
    @ginaandseason2774 Рік тому +3

    I thought that was lunch 😂😂😂

  • @fourever2ne1
    @fourever2ne1 6 років тому +9

    tbh it took me a second to realize this was a parody

  • @corrinerujan9808
    @corrinerujan9808 5 років тому +5

    Love this! Made me laugh so hard I spit out my tea ☕️ 🤣

  • @ang8158
    @ang8158 4 роки тому +1

    The bus pick-up & drop-off 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂How did I not know this existed🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    2:57 "J.P. gives mama daddy looks" The store clerk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @avedic
    @avedic 10 років тому +4

    "rhythm"
    lol.... Pete is so fucking hilarious.

  • @battybatshytcrazy4365
    @battybatshytcrazy4365 6 років тому +5

    It took me 7 long years to find you but you were worth the wait 🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @Kikiviewsvids
    @Kikiviewsvids 10 років тому +63

    The girl who plays Anna looks like one of the Bates girls lmao

  • @cassiemoore1953
    @cassiemoore1953 4 роки тому +2

    “cousin jamie gets to wear yellow” I AB DIED

  • @pressurelwt1492
    @pressurelwt1492 6 років тому +2

    I USED TO WATCH THIS SO MANY TIMES I CAN'T BE MORE GRATEFUL MY FRIEND REMINDED ME IT EXISTS

  • @Dragonmaster0118
    @Dragonmaster0118 10 років тому +41

    Great spoof of the Duggar cult

  • @ritasullivan5355
    @ritasullivan5355 2 роки тому +1

    That cashier had me cracking up.

  • @Sunflowers9191
    @Sunflowers9191 9 років тому +37

    Wow this is just really good haha. It's so accurate..

  • @hiMyNameisDio
    @hiMyNameisDio 10 років тому +42

    This was very uncomfortable to watch, maybe because it is so close to the truth!

  • @steffernutter5128
    @steffernutter5128 14 років тому +2

    My only complaint about "Kid Farm!" is that I wish I had written it. Brilliant!

  • @alorakempthorne1056
    @alorakempthorne1056 6 років тому +1

    This is the best thing I have ever come across in my whole life. GOLD!

  • @bobobobobobobo6633
    @bobobobobobobo6633 6 років тому +2

    Did you guys see how he talks about that airhorn?
    I'm still chuckling about it.
    😂

  • @elisecastro_
    @elisecastro_ 6 років тому +1

    This portrayal of the Duggars is freakishly accurate..

  • @pollypocket2282
    @pollypocket2282 6 років тому +2

    I’m so happy, I just looked and there are more episodes! I’d love for them to do a more recent version... after all the drama!

  • @richardb2837
    @richardb2837 8 років тому +40

    i almost thought this was real like, smh another duggars ahaa

  • @natarye1116
    @natarye1116 11 років тому +2

    OMG!!! LOL. You guys totally nailed the Duggars. I couldn't stop laughing. Please do other TLC parodies.

  • @NYxxDanceislife
    @NYxxDanceislife 5 років тому +2

    Yoooo the when the bus came back home 😂😂

  • @Jeanjellybean13
    @Jeanjellybean13 6 років тому +2

    "I'll be sad when cousin Jamie goes to hell" LOL I'm dead

  • @caycay73cb
    @caycay73cb 5 років тому +3

    "I'm gonna be sad when cousin Jamie goes to hell" 😂😂

  • @Nani35911
    @Nani35911 6 років тому +4

    How did I just discover this! It's hilarious!!!!

  • @carolinabu6761
    @carolinabu6761 3 роки тому +1

    Came back in 2021 and it did not disappoint

  • @rakeloslyn2931
    @rakeloslyn2931 Рік тому

    So many great comedians in this episode, Pete Holmes, Jamie Lee, Michelle Buteau ❤

  • @CrazyBrick30
    @CrazyBrick30 14 років тому +3

    I can't even describe how hilarious that was. Great job, guys.