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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
- Live from hill country, Tim broadcasts outdoors to break down a shocking video Ben showed him from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, journalists ratting on people on Clubhouse, and the one issue he's sick of every intellectual guru discussing.
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I just watched it, with a couple seconds of blurry... but Tim I did here him say “pussy hu” b4 shooting
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 so many things cross my mind after watching. Your comment was the first. As if they only are mad because he doesn’t socialize with them.
2nd: were they all hangry
3rd: to much coffee
4th: did they all take there medicine
5th: do we need a social credit score in this country?
I dont care if youre late.. But i really look foward to seeing you.. And ben laughing at your rants. Its my fav podcast and need more content immediately. With video tho. Thanks.
Magic spoon on my spoon
@@lineupcomedy yeah man I’m pretty sure the loser who killed them would have been higher on the ccp score...
“BUT, she should’ve kept her mouth shut” this is why I’m here
Tim and the word “but”
He uses it masterfully.
@@myquest666420 gioooovo van probably just pppoipppppp And up to l
I watch that video couple days ago. It haunted my mind. Now I can smile about it. Thanks Tim
"BUTT"
It reminds me of a Louis C.K. bit - “Of course....buuuut...” Only, in this case, a lot darker. (Edit: “of course, but maybe”)
That couple thought they were just doing a little 'Fake Business', but the neighbor was doing 'Real Business'.
They thought they we're going to have a real knife fight but nope
Where's the video at?
Thanks, Chuck! Funniest comment so far.
@@mar.c1 alot of self defense Instagram channels has it
420th like on the comment. Both those neighbors shoulda just been smoking weed. They wouldve cooked food for eachother
My wife was laughing hysterically for the first few minutes because she thought it was gonna be an ad for better help.
Lmao!!! This comment killed me!!!
Listening to Tim Dillon Show is like listening to a real life version of the talkback radio stations on GTA. Absolute gold
Tim in GTA 6 would be glorious
@@makavellithedon2936 petition the shit out of this. Brilliant
Omg this Comment made me Smile so big!! Tim Dillion Show instead of Lazslo Show! Rockstar Needs to do this in GTA 6
If Rockstar can give us Tim Dillon and Alex Jones radio stations in GTA 6 that would be glorious!!!
It's in the same lineage as O&A
"...And she's still being annoying. She's shot and she's in the street and she's STILL pushing everyone's buttons!"
I was dying on the inside but absolutely crying laughing while driving to get my morning fake coffee
I was at the gym and almost dropped a kettlebell on my face when he said this
He makes work a lot easier for me, dying laughing.
@@sublimelove23 fake coffee?
@@philsmith3019 maybe decaf??
It isn't Sunday morning without a husky gay guy screaming at me while I eat my cornflakes. This is my church.
Amen!
Fact
You gotta get Magic Spoon, bro.
@@thepdw lol
And God is Good
Only tim could make me laugh about a double murder suicide
Truer words have never been spoken.
Tim knows how to shoot his shots
I belly lauged at the video
I was trying to hold in the laugh so I wouldn't feel so sick, but I lost it at 17:32 to 18:50
I've been saying for years that people act shitty as if societal norms like not committing violent crimes are certainties. Be kind to your neighbors, folks, and if you can't do that just keep your mouth shut.
The ppl that act crazy and so easily fly off the handle like that come from a bubble where they have never experienced true violence or tragedy. Many if not must ppl in today's society are completely oblivious to the horrors most are capable of.
paid the ultimate price, my approach is to always expect the other person is armed and dangerous and to act accordingly...it's funny though, you never have to really worry about confrontation if you just simply treat people with respect
@@eespino94 you know absolutely nothing.
@@makavellithedon2936 not true at all lol some people just don’t give a fuck
True and well said but still doesn’t justify
every once and a while I come back to this podcast just to hear Tim's build up to "BUTTTTTT, she should've kept her mouth shut". truly a legendary moment I'm proud to have been a part of
For the record the guy walked into the garage said “Pussy huh?” then shot him.
What a Chad
Feel bad for the shooter. Waste of life because of some dipshit oxygen thieves
Gangster
What a legend!
Make a movie about this! Please!
"Pussy, huh?" It's a good line. He had two impressive lines given the circumstance.
He really did. I mean, give this guy a shot at a Dinero or a Pesci role. He’d kill it. No pun intended
Situationally perfect for being in a full on murderous adrenaline dump.
@@bigloudandnoisy3601 I've been trying to but for some reason he doesn't respond to my calls
I'm glad Tim stood up to Whitney. The way she talked down to him like "you wanna be famous, you better be on time & impress my friends" & Tim just put on his shades & was like "you're old & irrelevant"
"count me out!"
I saw teo friends poking fun at each other for a couple hours. It was fun, chill out
@@atomknight8361 if you think that was how friends poke fun, you might be autistic. She's been bashing Tim online for months since he smashed her rich friends in his comedy set in her backyard. Him cancelling on her was passive aggressive. You'll never see them work together again
truth is Tim has surpassed Whitney in relevancy and she can't handle it
@@JohnDoe-bi5cc I would also like to know that
Tim keeps the video away while undergoing his transition to Health Secretary Rachel Levine
cia jesuit agents do work for their money..
How is Remington first on every singe video? This dude is on it!
Then he accuses Biden of assault, is granted the presidency and announces that he is world emperor and your transphobic if you don't submit. Ridge and Magic Spoon moon and the bitcoin ppl are mowing our lawns.
@Remington James :D
Your videos are great man
I lost it when tim said "he's gonna be a polite kid" 😂🤣😂🤣
LOL
Lmao foreal ...
Ya im glad I was in the shower listening to that cause i def felt dirty for laughing my ass off to that one
Tim is a national treasure that must be protected
A lot of people think they’re the hero in the movie that can’t die.
-Chris D'elia
This show has ZERO fear of being cancelled therefore you CANT ever cancel it.
He has fear. Plenty of things he won't say and you can tell
He tiptoed around saying what he wanted to say, if he gave no F’s he’d just say it without the pussy ass qualifiers
@@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife this is really disturbing and tragic. I don't condone this. Did I mention it was disturbing?
That's the way freedom of speech is supposed to be. The video sounds really sad, but Tim should be aloud to discuss it.
Aged like milk
I'm at the 10 min mark and am realizing that this type of content will be illegal in max 3 years.
It’s why Tim is popular .... you can’t get this type of raw, real shit anywhere anymore l. People value honesty and being offended sometimes. It’s why Howard Stern worked so well before he lobotomized himself for the left. Content doesn’t always make you feel good but it’s real.
I didn’t think much of it except it was funny. Why are people such pussies? 🙄
@@couchman-sw6jy excuse me? I thought the same, I was just saying what will hapen at the rate things are going now. get a grip
@@LoLOwooding I wasn't talking about you, just people in general since your statement was true
@@couchman-sw6jy oh ok, I take it back then
Finally, a feel-good story in Philly.
American hero.
For sure
It's always sunny.
Life in the big city.
Did you see the video?
You can’t unsee it.
Its philly
Those neighbors must've been from.jersey
I haven’t laughed this hard at a podcast ever. His take on the shooting was so dark and spot on! Tim, you are a national treasure! I speak your name!
Say his name
_His name was Robert Paulson_
@@godemperorpepe Incorrect; his name is Tim Dillon.
that double murder suicide story had me crying, and then the MASF ad read made me pee a little
Same. I was riding my pushbike home from work, and I was cracking up laughing at his delivery. It was starting to get dangerous! I nearly had to stop
bullies are used to just being able to abuse people, then they run into a person who loves confrontation and is good at violence, that shit never ends well
It always ends with their p*ssy ass calling the cops and wanting to press charges. Every. Single. Time. Even the "hardest" are quick to dial 911. Always. Or if you end up killing them like this story, then the prison sentence turns into life. So I'm all for clowns wanting to defund the police. Hell, abolish the police. No one to call or put you in a cage.
Who else could listen to Tim all day? Fking hilarious. Only news source I trust. Also he’s very thin.
Road trip Tim would be great and horrible all at the same time. Laughing and crying at the same time
Tim Dillon isn’t even remotely fat
Gaunt . Trim . Lethal
@James Hagan More reliable than any news sources on tv
@James Hagan factually incorrect.
news
noun plural
Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by means of newspapers, websites, radio, television, and other forms of media.
Tim he actually did say something when he shot the husband. He says “pussy huh?” and then finishes him off with the AR. Thats a crazy follow up to “you shouldve kept your mouth shut”.
🤦🏻♀️
@@natalieelizabethpitts6618
M
@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 keep your mouth shut
True. He did say that to the guy.
@@c0Ld ur the mouthy one
This is why I’m always nice to my neighbors and give them gifts. When they have a breakdown they might spare my life
Nothing turns me on like Tim Dillon quoting Thomas Sowell.
@The Chemical Shed fuckin legend
Legendary
That “but” was the hardest I’ve laughed in a bit 😂
Lesson: never underestimate the consequences of cursing someone out.
And continuing to mess with their property...
@@stephenfox8337 maybe the most unsympathetic victims ever. I feel bad for the kids, and being an asshole isn't a capital crime, BUT you really shouldn't badger people like that. They obviously have been at this dude's throat for a while.
Also maybe stop antagonizing someone if they brandish a firearm...we lost a couple of real geniuses.
@@realbeefcastle if 2020 has taught me anything it’s that guns, knives and even cars are deadly weapons.
Drop your ego at the door. This isnt the first person nor will it be the last. You truly never know who you are fucking with. Learn to walk away and be the bigger person or else this kind of thing is inevitable when you act like these people.
"Nobody puts baby in a corner" hardest I've laughed in the last 6 months. Thank you Tim.
As SOON as the guy got his gun out wouldn't you be like "You know what, sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My apologies."
Seriously lmfao. How do u see a man with a gun coming at u and continue taunting him lmfaoo. Haven’t people shown they’d kill for a lot less in this country?
Thought the same exact thing. I said look at these two just standing there as he slowly walks towards them firing off rounds. 🤦🏻♂️
The guy actually says "put the gun down, put the gun down" when he comes out. The wife chimes in "GO AHEAD WE GOT YOU ON VIDEO"
Go ahead. To the guy firing warning shots. Let him know you got video so hes going to jail anyway.
Shouldve kept her mouth shut
Because they assumed he was full of sh*t which is typical in this age and wasn't actually going to wound or kill them. I have to give them props they are still telling him off as he is literally firing at them until he aims to hit them. But even more so, she still says "you f*cker" gurgling to him instead of begging for her life. So props to her most of all.
So happy for this I have been refreshing it all night. That's embarrassing. I really have no life. Loved you on whitney Tim. I love how you didn't take her shit you gave it back to her 10 times HARDER. No one ever puts her in her place..so Good for you!
Awwww 🤗
Bars
Piiiieeeeeeccceee
@@badabing2302 deeeeespeeeeraaate
“That kid isn’t gonna step out of line” holy shit I’m dedd
You're not, but his parents certainly are.
@@raisinbigdaddykane9723 in the video the mom looks like she’s pointing and shooting a hand gun as well.....
@Dexter_ST_Jaques even I hated my neighbor I wouldn’t go out of my way to piss someone off and throw shit on their property. Some people just want conflict until they realize they’re playing a dangerous game.
@Cinnamon_Wilson indeed. Untrained and naive yet so brave and reckless with their words.
i mean the kid is autistic so he probably prefers to step very in line
"I watched my mom get shot in the grill for running her fat mouth" GOLD
I’d do anything to be able to see Tim’s face while he was talking during the first ten minutes of this pod
Okay. 10 minutes in and this episode is definitely getting pulled down. Glad I got in before it's gone.
Another fellow Indian here
@@spiritualdemon Canadian here. I just wake up at 4-5 A.M.
'merican here. Having coffee at 830. Life in the big city
american here. where's the whole video?
12 mins in and I can't do it anymore. Love Tim but this one's too far for me
The moment a karen pushes the wrong person to hard lmao
Karen is someone who calls the cops for no reason.
Nope. A Karen is someone who shovels snow onto your yard and then calls you a scumbag for complaining about it in this instance. Definitely Karen material.
Plenty of Karens call the manager or their husband rather than the police. The husband was calling for someone to call the cops regardless, for no reason! Justice was served and Karen wants to call the cops
@@samus598 Funny i heard both parties saying scumbag..., Good luck in your next argument shoot out
@@chillyourself5208 Bro, he's trying to help you not be wrong. He made a perfectly good explanation for you and you literally pick a single word out of his reply and act like it has a single thing to do with it. Think what you want but you're just gunna keep being wrong about what a Karen's and a tonne of other shit until you decide to actually read instead of look for arguments all the time. Humble tf up man, not everything is personal - he's tryna help your ass.
@@nagsterthegangster3548he needs to accept that those two got what they deserved, the world is a better place now.
“Falling Down” with Michael Douglass was not a grotesque movie... it was a 30 years too soon cautionary tale. We all need to realize how much people are revved up right now- always calm down any situation you walk into weather you want to or not. This year- everyone is Michael Douglass. We’re all Falling Down.
You can fall, I'm Standing Up. 😎
Hold the line, brother
@@godsfavoriteblister852 lol sure that’s definitely true, by “we’re all” I should have said “more people then normal.” I also think everyone needs to wake up, put their pants on, and adapt as well
Think about it. -army surplus guy
i dont think thats a fair comparison because his character in falling down still had a moral compass. he's not the kind of character that would kill someone for shoveling snow in his driveway
"This is what you wanted."
Perfect last words for the husband.
i think it would be even better if he just said "wastin away again in margaritaville" just to make the husband's last moments on earth horribly confusing
@@fruitypeebils LOL!
He said "Pussy, eh?"
Tim's Philly take is so hot because he imagined the Joshua Tree ladies while watching.
When he said sometimes you wanna shoot someone in the face i was really expecting him to bring them up
😂
FACTS
It wasn't even close to philly.
Or his Aunt.
Oh here we go!
Watch how he uses half the effort that Whitney Cummings would use, and get twice as much respect.
*laughs in Honda Civic*
LOL
I listened to half that episode and trying to get through the rest because I like some of the ads and of course Tim.
@@davidr6563 I still have to go back and finish it... only out of spite towards Aunt Kathleen as a support pillar for Tim.
My mind was blown when she started talking about her “self help” book while trying to portray herself as a victim/woe-is-me and pretending like Hollywood was some poor small town business being threatened by gentrification🤯
its true though, whitney cummings would have to do TWO EPISODES of masked dancer in order to get half the respect lol
I love when he says you can clearly tell who’s just doing it because a manger told them they need to be doing something
The world is real. People think this is a game.
American priveliged people larp everyday. Watching sopranos clips 24:7 and acting that language out and those aggressive mannerisms will get you a slap in best cases and blown away in the worst.
Tim saying the word “street” is one of my favorite things in life. It keeps me going.
Don’t bring a Karen to a gun fight.
Karens call police for no reason, remember?
@@chillyourself5208 they do. Defund the police. 🙌🏽
Not a Karen. This whole Karen joke is overrated and overdone
@@nonofyourbusiness7631 its not it was so so so so true and funny and you're proly karen af
@@FazeParticles So defund them and suffer the consequences or give them better training? You cannot train them to deescalate without pay.
Not my bag to joke about this shit but this is like watching UA-cam 10 years ago , how refreshing to hear free speech at work once again 🤣
Cause of death on coroner's report: Covid.
I mean, it’s pretty obivious, right? Can’t believe Tim never touched on that
HA!!!
Moves to Texas and starts talking about whataburger within 2 minutes
i thought it was called water burger, never sounded nice lol
Don't blame him. I live in Texas and I hear others hype it all the time. Of all the burger franchises in Texas, it's average at best. So when someone hears the hype, tries it and agrees with Tim and I, the hype people deserve to hear the truth.
@@ModeratelyAmused I feel the same way about in and out-average at best
He evolves to his settings! :)
Literally 30 seconds lol
“Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut.”
― Robert Newton Peck
My neighbors are exactly like the murdered couple and this is genuinly how I thought they'd meet their end when they started beefing with the drug dealer across the street. Drug dealer moved out for unrelated reasons and we're selling our house because of them. Lucky for my neighbors I'm not a gun toting maniac with anger issues.
Just getting around to listening to this episode today. I remember being sent that video of the shootings on WhatsApp and it REALLY shook me...such a waste of life and incredibly visceral and real.
Never thought I could find any "humour" in it, but Tim managed to maintain its severity while making me chuckle...well done!!
This doesn’t exactly apply to this scenario here but something my Dad taught me as a kid was to not mess with people that have nothing to lose in life. You may be tough but people with nothing to lose will do crazy shit like shoot you over something so small because they don’t have any goals or things they love in life or they aren’t in the right state of mind. (These people were instigating it though so a bit different) Just walk away and go to the gym 💪
Stay out of Cleveland. I had to de-escalate several nothing-left-to-lose people for the crime of cracking a joke (not aimed at them) at their watering holes. This is why elites attempting to eliminate the middle class are insane. The middle class are the dam separating the wealthy from hoardes of nothing left to lose.
In fact it does. Mess with someone peace and the person might have nothing else to lose.
Well, he was a decorated navy veteran that lived alone, he came out and asked them to stop and then they were the ones who got aggressive, I get the feeling like they'd been fucking with him for a long time, months if not years and the guy had finally had enough.
This is why I never talk to homeless people. Most of them where I’m at are crazy and drug addicted with a string of criminal records. They have nothing to lose. You reap what you sow. If you can’t handle the consequences of your actions and words. Don’t do it, and don’t say it.
except it was the other way around. dude was a navy vet tired of their shit and let them have it. maybe karen and her husband shoulda learned to shut their fucking mouths and not call dude a pussy and say theyre gonna make his life a living hell. actions have consequences and karen and her husband learned the hard way. RIP to the navy hero
“Do they dye their hair five times on the way down?” Yeah you finally recognized how insufferable that star was.
She's lost her mind. I loved the shooting star comment.
or are we talking Big Gay Oakerson?
He’s confirmed not gay, only Lewis Gomez is gay
The first 20 minutes was a Louis CK "Of course, but maybe" bit. And I agree.
Thaaaaats why it felt so familiar lol. It was just missing the "maybe" from "but maybe". I get shades and flashes of Lou from Tim every once in a while.
I love how he said "But: three little letters, what a word"
Never has the word "but" been so funny. Thank you, Tim.
When the guy was approaching with a gun the woman was yelling “GO AHEAD! GO AHEAD!”
While her husband was saying “put the gun away” did she deserve it? Yes or yes?
What garbage people
Yes
Poor fool, probably didn't have many people say no to her in her life, to be that belligerent to someone holding a gun...Jesus christ what kind of upbringing produces...that.
I love the husband going "pussy pussy pussy... hey put the gun down..." then as our man starts shooting the husband leaves his wife in the street with an active shooter while he runs away shrieking like a girl. "Pussy, huh?" Has a different meaning after that.
As soon as the shit goes down he leaves his wife to die and runs away screaming.
I wanna know what psych meds the duo were on..annoying aggressive and stupid.
"You don't need guns to protect yourself against the army, you need guns to protect yourself against your neighbors"
- Tim "The Prophet" Dillon
This is a very extreme example that people feel like they can say what they’d like without consequences. You have no idea who people are or what they’re dealing with, mind your own business.
My guess is both neighbours were as bad as each other and that day he decided to snap, doubt he was an angel
@@madebymollo1780 I agree, you don’t get to this situation without having a few screws loose.
If you ain’t with the business mind your business
@@madebymollo1780his wife had cancer and died
Apparently it was a long lasting feud and he snapped once he lost his wife.
Don't worry folks, video is only down while Tim sheds his skin.
NOTHING beats waking up on Sunday morning and hearing Tim talk about a double homicide. Glad the story did have a moral though.
There's a moral? I don't get it. What's the moral to this story?
@@tarico4436 don't fuck with people and be an asshole because someone can be 30 seconds away from loosing their sanity. But I didn't find the story funny just sad and sickening. Making jokes about it was just fucky too fucky for me
@@duncecan3047 I'm looking for something a little leaner than that. Something short and to the point. Yours, Duncecan, is good, but it's too wordy.
@@tarico4436 yeah was listening before going to sleep could've probably worded better
Ever read those Terry Brooks novels about demons that whisper in people's ears trying to get them to do evil shit? I always think of that trilogy when I hear these types of things
You made me listen to an entire Whitney Cummings podcast earlier in the week. Damn you Sir!
Cummings could have the second coming of Christ on and I'd still give it a swerve.
yeah.. I gave that swerve
can't do it.
@@Shlogger please do. He sticks some jabs at her that are fuckin priceless
@@cresc3ndo475 "People hate me because I'm a female comedian"
"But why are they wrong?"
Savage
In what wierd multiverse did I end up in where Tim hasn’t been completely banned by big tech?
It will happen soon
Completely banned by big tech/killed by the cia
He’s not lying. He’ll never be banned.
That video was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a long time, but in a sick way watching humanity crumble. Tim’s take it beautiful
Timmy in fine form here.. The 'somebody stop me' 'Smoking!!' and 'Nobody puts baby in the corner' bit had me belly laughing in my car
This podcast made Whitney Cummings dye her hair back to its natural hue of pink.
What color is it now? Sickly blue or sickly green?
And her pubes.
@Abc Xyz
analcentric 😂
At first , I was so caught off guard by the bright pink with black roots . I thought for sure it was for some type of Marvel franchise I’m not knowledgeable about but here lately I’m. envious of Whitney’s mermaid hair. It is really pretty lately. Everything just seems so basic in comparison. I love it .
@@GirlFridayOnTuesday Whitney is that you?
Tim Dillon providing the laughs for my day dreams and the tears for my nightmares. Great Job!
OMG dude Tim is MURDERING!!!
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard for this long with *no video*
He could have had the second line say “life in the big city”.
Should’ve shrugged and just said “women “
Instead...it was 'pussy, huh?'
True story. 👀
@@brentbarrus9754 America has the best shooters huh lol it’s a real knife fight
@@theoven7143 or "you're welcome"
"She should have kept her mouth shut. Yes or yes?"
Everyone acting like they’re wolves- having never met one.
Now this is a hot take
Spoon Magic Spoon!!
Fallout is inevitable
This a bad ass line
@@eugeniamaurajames1907 The bullies at my school were stupid. It was sad that my skinny ass could roundhouse kick the legs out from underneath them before they could react.
I'm new to this podcast (after hearing Tim on Lex Fridman). This is second belly laugh I've had in 24 hours... after the kitten lawyer video. Talk about fearless comedy. Thanks for the hilarity.
Which podcast is that?
"She should've kept her mouth shut."
This coming from Tim Dillon. lol.
It's different but I cba to explain why. Someone else will.
If you can't love your neighbor, at least do not torment them.
Lol 😎👍
Your a reasonable person, id be your friend.
The first segment of this episode is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time 😆
"I watched my momma get shot in the grill for runnin her fat mouth" 😂😂😂😂
"You talk about a polite kid..."
He can be polite in life.. or he can become BATMAN.
💀💀🤣🤣
Batman didn’t have douchey parents
@@nachobusiness2663 didn't you watch Joker? They totally were
@@patricianpenguin that’s a recent movie and not the norm. Everything else Batman I’ve seen is his parents are good people. Also we don’t see a Batman in that movie
I think that kid would turn into the flash point batman.
I think I speak for most people when I say stop with the “last time I was this early” comments, nobody cares how quickly you viewed a video after its upload
Agreed! Annoying & pointless.
Yeah the generic youtube comments suck ass.
But last time I was this....bang! You shoulda kept your mouth shut
Bro even worse on uk drill music videos. Trust
I care. I scour the internet to find those comments in particular. It gets me high. It makes me feel alive. It teaches me the meaning of existence on this insignificant, spinning spec.
My new favorite episode above a real knife fight and fake business 🤣
'Well I'll tell you one thing: that kid is not gonna step outta line" , lol , that's awesome
When she pulls out her phone and goes “you’re on camera you’re on camera”.. ain’t that the way?? They pull a gun, you pull a phone.
Watch the video again. She pulled a gun and fired first at the mans feet.
Karen to her dying breath. I can respect that.
@@Avengerie literally to her last heart beat. Lets all collaborate and sell “you should have kept your mouth shut!” Shirts and hats
she shouldve pulled up her gun app pew pew
@@andrewellicott654 No
Tim is the living embodiment of the demon on everyone’s left shoulder. #1 influencer in the game!!
Tim is my sleep paralysis demon.
Holy Broken Shoulders Batman!
at about 20 minutes, I realized why there are no ads in this video. this was fantastic. tim dillon is a powerhouse.
“I don’t want you to go find it”
OH I WENT AN FOUND IT.
Where?
lol it wont let me send the link, but i just searched "man shoots couple over snow reddit" reddits the only place i found the whole vid
@@wlaaaaaaaaaa123 shit that is quite disturbing
@@petercasnocha5340 right in youtube
I saw the video and I've never felt less bad for victims of a double homicide. If you watch the video these people had a chance to run and hide when the guy came out with the gun. They didn't even flinch when he started shooting, kept cursing him out. It took 7-8 shots for the shooter to hit one of them and fear enter their mind that this guy could kill them.
On top of that man the chick was still talkin shit on the ground after she got shot by the handgun before he went back inside for the rifle. I think she was callin him a mother fucker and still wavin the attitude. Super shitty situation but damn they really earned it.
@@qaaa6759 they shoulda just keep em mouths shut 😂😂😂
I know right. Wife just tries to start filming. Also who doesn't run away when someone is 16 ft away with a gun and walking towards them
this is in the top 10 of funniest fucking things ive ever heard
This episode and that rant about his aunt
Yeah, the aunt rant was great and I think I'm gonna hit it again.
The episode 219 the gates of hell (I think it's that one) is the one that really opened my eyes about this style
The Karen and her husband couldn’t believe they were being shot at until they were hit. The guy missed the first few shots and Karen was like “You’re on camera!” As she’s being shot at 😳
normies
Warning shots I think, they thought he was bluffing, I think he tried to show he wasn't. They still didn't buy it. In the end of course, they bought it.
@@fubar12345 because nearly everyone is full of sh*t these days. But you gotta give her props - she gurgled "you f*cker" instead of begging for her life after being shot through the head/face.
“Do they dye their hair 5 times on the way down” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ssssomebody stop meh” 😭😭
lmaoo gotta love Ben
When the dude finished the guy he said "Im a pussy huh?"
Man had two movie lines as finishers haha
@@josef5600 bitchute
I tried to find it but I can see it the way Tim describes it I really don't need to see that s***
@@rage-quit69 it's crazy lol it was on Twitter for the longest
@@rage-quit69 is it not on live leaks?
@@dokidokideathproof oh I'm 90% sure it's on LiveLeak I just seen enough of these videos to know what it looks like already and I don't have to darken my soul on this beautiful Sunday morn lol 😂
It’s funny to hear Tim talk about the dangers of vengeance after the whole Airbnb thing
Still LOVE you guys enough to be late with no video. Keep em up
I wonder if they started harassing him seconds after he came to the conclusion he was going to off himself? And since they encouraged it he just decided to really go for it.
They had been antagonizing him for a long time, according to neighbors. All the witnesses state that the couple would constantly start beef with the dude. This was a long time coming. It's sad.
But....
Its a lesson for everybody. You dont know where somebody else is at in life. Its really, REALLY, stupid to say things like that to another human. Or did these ppl not have any struggles with darkness?
What? So you're saying that you think he was going to kill himself before they even said anything? Are you slow?
Are you saying they're all standing in the streets as ghosts and shes still going "you mothafahka!" and he's yelling "you poussy!"?
Hibbs Dibble do you not understand the concept of a joke? Are you slow?
Tim "fans of The Ranch are orbs of flesh" Dillon.
1:10:22 That swift burn, goddamn. I love Tims ability to dance around & hint at the main subject matter throughout this ep. (about you know who) even down to the theme: Keep Your Mouth Shut.
As a native Texan I can only hope that everyone else flooding into our state are all Tims and Bens.
well, Ben's a native. Tim just knows how to pick them
@@k1xnt ah yes, that’s right
I watched this video a couple of days ago. Been traumatized. Tim Dillon is the only person to make me laugh from it. Incredible man
I’m glad i’m not the only one that feels this way. I bet you those 2 people have spoken to others that way their entire lives.
“Shoulda kept your mouth shut” bang bang
Walks to the Guy
“Pussy huh?” Bang...bang
That couple learned an important lesson that day.
1) should’ve kept your mouth shut
2)buy a gun
I mean the dude missed the first 6 shots point blank probably shaking with rage and cowardice. Then blew his brains out while presumably crying in his home while the cops pull up because he's afraid of prison. Seems like all 3 mongoloids in this situations were somehow correct, and dead.
@B D just be glad that guys life wasn’t valuable enough to himself. The video serves as a nice little PSA to people to stop treating each other like total shit punching bags, cause everyone dies in the end :D
@B D you clearly live somewhere warm. And it wasn’t over snow CLEARLY. It was talking shit , or did he say you should have steadied your shovel .....
@B D apparently they had been at each other’s throughts for a while before the incident
The opening 15 minutes. 🤣 👏 . Tim is a true Gem.
That was one of the best videos I’ve ever watched… I felt his relief! They should have kept their mouth shut . Sad he had to take his life after such a great moment.😢
God, this episode is a masterpiece, like most of them. Tim knows how to make me laugh about the darkest shit.
can you just imagine the stupidity of putting your life in the hands of someone’s patience level in the face of willful incitement of anger. you don’t know what the character/disposition/maturity/reaction typology of someone is, so don’t go blindly inciting anger in strangers...
After doing some deep reading on the shooting, the shooter was a very decorated navy veteran. While I know they didn’t deserve to lose their life by any means, life is not all black and white.
Moral of the story: be nice to people, you never know when somebody will snap
Who was a decorated Navy Vet?
@@chillyourself5208 probably the shooter, veterans care a little less about pulling the trigger
Although without video, this is the best thing I've ever heard on youtube
"And part of you goes I wish there was a resolution here" 😂😂😂😂