How Germany could Conquer the world - MERKEL WATCH THIS!!
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- Enjoy watching how Germany will invade your country.
1 Afghanistan
2 Libya
3 Somalia
4 Syria
5 Iraq
6 Iran
7 Pakistan
8 Jordan
9 Tunisia
10 Egypt
11 Ciad
12 Niger
13 Nigeria
14 Mali
15 Sudan
16 Eritrea
17 Ethiopia
18 Kenya
19 Tanzania Namibia Togo Cameroun
20 Algeria
21 Morocco
22 Rest of Africa
23 South Africa
24 Czechslovakia
25 Ukraine
26 Russia
27 Mongolia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Georgia Armenia Belarus Moldova Azerbaijan Tajikistan Uzbekistan Turkmenistan kirgizistan
28 Taiwan
29 China
30 Thailand
31 Laos
32 Burma
33 North Korea
34 Venezuela
35 Equador
36 Paraguay
37 Austria
38 Yugoslavia
39 Greece
40 Albania
41 Italy
42 India
43 Bangladesh
44 Vietnam
45 Cambodia
46 Poland
47 Norway
48 Finland
49 Baltic States
50 Switzerland
51 Belgium
52 Netherland
53 Luxembourg
54 France
55 Spain
56 Portugal
57 Hungary
58 Bulgaria
59 Romania
60 Turkey
60 Great Britain
61 Ireland
62 Iceland
63 Saudi Arabia Yemen Qatar Kuwait Oman Emirates
64 Israel
65 Malaysia
66 South Korea
67 Japam
68 Nepal
69 Bhutan
70 Indonesia
71 Australia
72 New Zealand
73 Philippines
74 Sweden
75 Guyanas
76 Colombia
77 Jamaica
78 Peru
79 Brazil
80 Uruguay
81 Argentina
82 Chile
83 Bolivia
84 Panama
85 Costa RIca
86 Canada
87 Ceylon
88 Cuba
89 Nicaragua Honduras El Salvador Guatemala Haiti Dominican Rep.
90 Mexico
91 USA
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How Vatican could Conquer the world - PAPA WATCH THIS!!
The instructions for "how Vatican could conquer the world" would be way too short to make a video out of it. Papa just gotta say
DEUS VULT
xD
It is easy, take their 1.2 Billion strong military and crush all with no casualties.
The Pope would make his military immune to everything , so they could attack without them dying.
There are 1.2 Billion Catholics, so 1.2 Billion strong Military.
When you turn off Historical AI in Hoi4
Jimmy Powers SO FUCKING TRUE 😂😂😂😂
But this video is modern
Andy Nguyen Hast thou not heard of the Millennium Dawn: Modern Day Mod?
lol
hahaha
13:30 "NATO command starts to be worried about German expansion"
You don't f***ing say?
But remember the USA funded the Invasion of russia and China and the german Claims on their territory ;)
Haha, yeah, it's a bit too late for that!
Math Pro they should've been when they took Africa , besides Canada wouldn't surrender like that,maybe since they were one of two countries but never by a technicality
Is that the easy mode for plague inc. which the UN finally know how to start making cure for that disease but few billions people already from that...
Math Pro Ohhh,Germany conquered half of the world in one or two years? Nothing to worry about! Everything is fine!
Germany: casually invades 2/3 of the world
NATO: You think he’s expanding just a bit too much?
NATO: Nah were good
yees antartica
i-
@@nato5868 finish your sentence
Neville Chamberlain would disagree
Germany: *establishes neo-colonial empire*
USA: wtf dude
Germany: You can have the oil
USA: go on mate
Ohhh Oil, then who cares
Jasper haha
actually it would be- USA: go on dude
u idiot u british or somthin
Jasper xD
Jasper we wouldn't allow any of this
Germany invades poland 'As Usual'
touche
then germany invades france, france nukes germany end of war, germany has no nukes or much of an airforce, thats why it wants an eu force so it can control it, unlike nato which america has a big say in
No nukes will be used its inhumane to destruktive
@@alexanderpedersen1432 if a country has its back to the wall and is looking at total defeat, some one will push the button, have you not seen these mass shooters knowing they are going to die, just want to take as many out with them, all it needs is someone like them who can reach the button
France Surrenders, as usual
@@debeeriz dude, France isn't so stupid to nuke their neighbour country.
XD portugal gives up because ronaldo was captured 😂😂😂😂😂
xD
lol😂😂😂😂
Rasiuzz YT why do i think of Brazil now (things that are in my mind Brazil,Football,Germany,World cup,2014)
Fabian Columbus fuck you
XD ikr
Germany: arrests Portuguese soccer player
Portugal: surrenders
i know they had to surrender because Cristiano ronaldo is the most important person in portugal and without him portugal will collapse, so they just surrender so that cristiano live, make sense?
When football is more important than politics
cristiano ronaldo is their strongest soldier
bruj
Germany: Invades all of Africa and Asia, as well as parts of Southern Europe, the Middle East and South America
NATO Command: Maybe we should be worried about German expansion?
Nahhhh... that's historical realism right there.
Ich liebe dir
@@master_paraguay8424 it's dich
@@DK-tv6rk and I´m german and know it, its a funny way to say it non serious, but thx
@@master_paraguay8424 Oh I didn’t know that. Ich weiß nur Grunddeutsch, weil ich noch deutsch lerne.
@@DK-tv6rk If you need any help, you can ask me if you want
Germany legalises drugs *jamaica and Colombia instantly join
Sans Sational Jamaican-American here..... *NO!*
And Netherlands
Yes now you say so😅😂🤔🤔
U forgot Mexico
I was actually dieing at that point
*Nato*
Germany: can i help ukrainians?
Nato: sounds good mate
Germany: but i need to get there
Czechs: u can use my roads dude
Germany: i need the entire road
Nato: yeah, go on, annex an entire nato member country because of a road
Jasper because of big army
Jasper yes, that video is creepy and impossible
That's the UN... not NATO. XD
Pres ` for console. Then type Yesman. Then click on NATO and ask for permission to move troops. Done.
My oponion is a kid made this video
Maginot line: I got stronger and better to repel German attacks.
Germany: Let's attack through Switzerland to avoid the Maginot line
Maginot line: Am I a joke to you?
Well, raping a neutral country to outflank Maginot line is getting totally mainstream. Last time, it was Belgium...
Yes,to avoid Maginot Line let's attack a country 200x more fortified
@@razorback20 The thing with Switzerland is that the entire country is a fortress
@@x-a- Well okay... maybe we'll just cross the Ardennes instead, after all? Hmm? (^^)
@@razorback20 better strategy than getting Switzerland into the war it's just suicide, Switzerland is a natural fortress and they have defences and Bunkers all across the country, the majority of their population is also armed.
Germany: *invades half the world*
World: hmmmm are those germans trying to get bigger or something
haha
Sounds like Heart of Iron 4 AI
Angela Merkel Oh God Merkel is here
Everyone warn the government of your country
Me: World, it's their typical thing to do.
Yes we only want russia, china, india, southeast asia, all of africa, and all of south america. Is it too much to ask. Oh also if you guve me europe i'll treat you out thanks
Operation Barbarossa II, because the first one went so well it needed a sequel
L3M0NZ Operation Barbarossa II, Electric Boogaloo
L3M0NZ
: BREAKING NEWS Germany release operation Barbarossa 2
Germany:”Y’all know it gonn be lit
L3M0NZ russia could mobilize 47 million troops i think
Barbarossa 2 > DeSpAcItO 2
Germany:Yo Russia,help me invade Poland
Russia:Sure,wait what are those tanks for
Germany:That's a surprise tool we'll be using later
5:50 ?!?! Germany is the Fatherland not the motherland!!!!!
MERKEL IS THE CHANCELLOR RN AND MERKEL IS A GIRL!
Weird. Germany described as Fatherland ruled by Female. While Russia described as Motherland ruled by Male.
@@TheStarcoMarco you are the smartest man alive
@@ggg514meh4 ES IST IMMER DER DEUTSCH VATERLAND
@@ggg514meh4 No Merkel is a robot
Germany invade the world
The world: NOT AGAIN
Why?
Why
@@shiray9143 WW1 AND WW2
@@angrymanwithsillymoustasche WW1 and WW2
Realistically this would happen as soon as germany begins their empire in afganistan
USA: dafuq is that?
France: I think its Germa-
UK: Hold my beer
UK: hold my teacup
Switch usa with uk
thats so true
No the usa says hold my beer and conquers entire world in 3 years
Owen DeBoard are you american ?
Antartica still stands strong
Artic Wolf antarctia has the best weapon ever, Global Warming 😂😂😂
Drache191200 Antarctica, Liberland and Sealand because Superpowers along with Germany.
and a Few Years later Penguins defeated Germany.
Tibor Kristóf Váradi 😂😂😂
Artic Wolf yes don’t piss off Pingu..
well time to learn german
prost!
Bin fertig im live in Germany
Viel Spaß dabei
Viel Glück
Viel Glück dabei!
You know what they say
THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Well its the second time ww1 was austrias fault
Do WE Soviets need to march back in Berlin
Umm this the fourth time
Karl Christian Awi
I think he’s talking about World war 3, not a 4th Reich
@@moritz7613 But Germany sided with Austria, so 3rd time.
*Portugal loses important soccer player* WE SURRENDER
JJ Wilson
Its called football not soccer.
Unknown Soldier
No it's called football
git gud
:-/
JJ Wilson ikr lol
Unknown Soldier
British call 'soccer', 'football'.
The world: gets invaded by Germany.
Greenland: lays back and eats popcorn.
The next episode will be "how to carpet bombing Greenland"
@@zvallid 🤣
@@zvallid then where's the vid???
@@nato5868 I've to do it
@@zvallid yes please do it since I've watched all ur vids and bored of them now since I already saw them
I laughed hysterically the entire video. One of the most legendary alternate history videos ever. You should become the German head of state and do this. The French will never expect an invasion through Switzerland. Absolutely brilliant.
Could be good for an alt history thing. Like an after ww2 war or when ww1 was more like ww2 and ww2 is a spin on it. What you'd think that would look like, but minor. Here's kaissereich 2.
Edit: dis joke btw.
So in WW1 we go through belgium, in WW2 we go through ardennes bc they expect belgium, in WW3 we go through switzerland bc they expect ardennes or belgium and then in WW4 we will simply naval invade through spain.
Mountains: do I exist??
The way the music drops at that point too LOL 14:44
'Germany can mobilize 29,500,000 men'
Man, the AI just loves Scraping the Barrel
This is what happen if you play too much HOI or world conqueror
islamic school of meme studies true mate... True
World conqueror!
islamic school of meme studies I play dangerous amounts of WC
The Red Rocket ytuber
You play with the toilet or the world conqueror?
Neo Turkic Khanate ha ha that was surprisingly witty for a ytube comment world conquer obv
i love it, half the world is taken over, all of europe, africa and asia, and "nato starts to worry about german expansion" lmao
i find it plausible except the attack through switzerland. the swiss are basically anti offense but have killer defense, redoubt plans, and everyone over 18 can shoot and has a weapon. i just dont see the swiss being pushed over. they havent in their history
this is amazing and hilarious, well done!
I dont know about killer defense, Johan Djourou still gets games...
infinite_one I can‘t shoot. I didn‘t go to military. I‘d say 2/5 go to the military, 2/5 civil defense and 1/5 pay swiss male adults pay the 3% income thingy. Just lkke I do. Can‘t be bothered spending a year in military, got actualy important things to do. lol
swiss military = most useless thing in existense.
infinite_one but we have the alps, they don‘t let any tank pass. we don‘t need a military to defend shit here.
RUSSIA'S SUPERWEAPON
-WINTER
Johnathan land TRUE no one can attack like them in winter
Eh. Nationalist Germany with a strong leadership would more likely side with Russia in a joint rulership.
Johnathan land oh shit
Galaxy S6 wallpaper 😃
And that's true XD
Finnish winter is better :-) remember Winter War many Soviets died due to cold Finnish winter.
Germany:how to win a world war
Germany:How to let USA get oil
Russia:how to make Germany lose a world war
Lol
World: germany you invaded half of africa stop
Merkel:ma nam jeff
World: oh sorry go ahead
0:34
Nobody can successfully invade Afghanistan, except.... wait for it, The Mongols.
Nobody is interested on invading Afghanistan
Zvallid, you must joking. What with British Empire and Elphinstone's Army massacre (ONE man survived), USSR?
Michał Hunicz That's what I'm trying to say. Afghanistan is impossible, Russia is impossible in winter, but it isn't impossible for... wait for it, the Mongols.
Maybe possible, but it would be necessary to use 5 million soldiers.
I ment in afghanistan there is no petrol, no resources and nobody want to put too much effort on taking a so poor country
Germany invades Poland as usual😂
Im_Luke Poland have a much better Army then The germans also many of ''german'' soldiers truely are polish imigrants so then would kill their officers and Berlin is Polish
Sardegna Gamer Berlin is not Polish. Also Germanys normal Millitary has 60000 more soldiers the poland. Waht i can also say germany builds the best Tanks :P
True but European countries wont fight each other anymore. Its too dangerous and bad for us.
We should be united not separated even if we think differently there should be no wars between european countries.
yes we should
Germoonies are gay now hehehehehehhehe
"Germany invades through Switzerland"
Haha, as if anyone can invade Switzerland.
pffft,forgot about bombs.
wir can :)
Maybe with tour trip so the troop can enjoy
They have bombed bridges, mountains, and roads rigged with explosives to trigger landslides
well you are right, but nowadays swiss eco isnt autark enough. So negotiations with germany in this case would be different.
Merkel:We have to take the world to protect it😂😂😂😂
WorldPeace 2.0 🤣
Newspaper: Germany will Conquer the World
Merkel: Wir schaffen das schon
(o.o)
----
Alles klar
Geil XD die vorstellung alleine ist absurd geil
the imagination itself is mega funny;D
Dieser Moment, wenn das Internet für alle Neuland ist.
ANGIE sagt: Das Internet ist für uns Alle "Neuland"
ICH: XDDDDDDDDD SCHEIß MERKEL XD
14:40 France:ummm more maginot more safety yey :D
Germany:Hold my beer
WW1:
Germany: "Alright, let's attack through Belgium, to avoid French defences."
WW2:
*France doesn't improve defences*
Germany: "They will expect an attack through Belgium, let's also attack the Ardennes."
WW3:
France: "Alright, Dudes, build defences in Belgium!"
Germany: "Let's just attack through Switzerland, they will expect Belgium now."
WW4: Let's attack through underground
WW5: "Ight, lets attack through Sealand, they won't ever expect it"
@@oyuk4618 WW6:Lets Attack Through Spain!
WW8: lets attack from english channel and england!
ww9 : let's attack from space
Only I can use the manpower cheat code!
Sure you can
S***! ACTIVATE THE WINTER CHEAT CODE! QUICK STALIN! GERMANS ARE IN STALINGRAD!
Nothing new here just Germany invading Poland
Clutch McKaiser As usual
17:21 a selfie with a atomic bomb will be perfect for my Instagram!
I swear this dude smokes crack when he makes these videos
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69 haha for real doe
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69 and probably other stuff too
Her: he's probably thinking of other girls
zvallid: *how could germany conquer the world?*
Like he could even get a girlfriend in his dreams
@@joaqu7002 yeah, this guy cant even speak english properly, and this video is just absolutely unrealistic
@@BlackoutGootraxian yeah not even theoretically. He didn't explain how germany could hold on. Then numbers are a problem
@@BlackoutGootraxian He's not from a english speaking country probably
@@gaminglichgamer4035 im also not from an english speaking country, he is most likely younger than 13
"Obama is worried about his native land" -- PRICELESS!!!!
NATO: *rapidly getting invaded*
NATO: I think we shouldnt have given germany all of russia
this will never happen... Russia is toooooo strong
@@deathboy5468 Not too strong for Germany
@@jaydenfoxx2409 Oh bitch please, Russia slapped the ass of Germany (*twice*) and Germany... boy if the cccp didn't leave the east of Germany, Germany wouldn't be reunited...
@@jaydenfoxx2409 + Russia would never surrender
@@deathboy5468 Same for Germany
But Russia would have to surrender if the government is defeted
Yeah nato finally becomes worried after gemamy invaded almost half of the world
so ingenous
Just sleeping for couple of year
well USA invaded half of Africa and NATO isn t worried that much even they helped some invasions
Dude make Sequel of this video.
How Germany Could Conquer Solar System and Galaxy.
And the final one how could Germany Make a time Machine and Invade 1939
Seems as simple as just landing some troops on some space rocks. They would be totally unopposed.
@@Genesis-yi5nz Germany will take down the intergalatic reptilian empire after controlling this planet.
yeah they had to fight Aliens and then they reached another Galaxy where they had to fight Dark Sith and then Disney Makes a new star wars movie but this time Germany is involved.
My favourite part is when Cristiano Ronaldo is imprisoned
This is a very funny video overall, kudos to you zvallid
It's true man... Feels Bad
14:00 killed me lol
killed Poland*
stalin hi
*as usual*
cliché
lol this is the best video ever. its so funny. also rip Ikea lmao
How will we ever be able to discretely kill our annoying children with bookshelves ever again :'(
1:13 why terrorist attack berlin by 100 grenades because explosion (really my english is very bad i know) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA dont attack egypt and mali mali is very powerful but i love germany and can please make video egypt takes over world countries please
nooo now I can’t build that shelf I wanted for my Naz... I MEAN HISTORICAL ARTEFACTS
Breaking News: Psy becomes the Supreme Leader of North Korea
Gangnam style becomes anthem.
Opa gangnam style
South is the New North Korea
They forgot that ther was a tunnel! REALY!!!
Ravel Courtial true that'd never happen they have maps of the highway s
no way they forgot.
impossible
Meme material, right here.
Dark Joker Have you seen the whole video, mate?
I almost died laughing at how Germany would take over Yugoslavia.
I don't doubt that DE has potential but I study law and all the contracts that most countries in the world had signed have terms and agreements that are contracted in such a way that no country could ever be able to hold control over another unless at least more than half of the others allow it. You know how often this happens.
If you see the entire video you will notice it is MEANT to be a joke. And a very good one I would say.
Just look at it. Jamaica joins Germany because Germany legalises drugs. 😀😁😁😁😁😁
Dark Joker you're kidding right
DA VQRNO
Some guys go trekking on the peak of the mountains
Nobody cares
12:29 what is this video
lol germany has the star trek enterprise as an ally
-This video in a nutshell-
*How Sealand could conquer world*
-Sealand joins UN
-Referendum in UN if Sealand shall annex world
-Sealand rigs results
-**Sealand annexes the world**
-End
Polish Italian Mapping
👏👏👏
Sealand 😂😂😂
Sealand gets killed
Germany: “Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.”
"Germany invides Poland, as usual" lmfao
Propagandaminister Joseph Goebbels lol!!
its a must,Germany want to become glory Empire like the old days (Prussia or German 2nd reich)
Jot Jot yep,but return as a protectorate
@Propagandaminister Joseph Goebbels how much money were you given from the Walls Street Jews? ;-)))))
That's why we don't like them and Russians as a nation
23:19 Trump build that wall its a less crazy idea now.
KML! I was thinking how did Germany invade the Bahamas. One minute, they are netural, the next the German flag is over them.
Cheats I guess? This guy is cheating.
***** No I mean zvallid, conquer China and Russia, really, this guy is spending too much time on war simulation games like Hearts of Iron and always plays at easy difficulty and cheats all the time.
I mean there are some reasonable things in here. It possibly could happen like this, but the chance of it actually succeeding is low.
This should be a new kind of mapping. "How Could Take Over The World." I think I'll make some of those.
"How The Bahamas Will Take Over The World."
u can call this video "what if germany was the usa"
No
@@finnkraus5824 yes
Germany in this video is reverse USA
17:10 a picture with a nuclear bomb will be perfect for my instagram!!
Whoever is in charge of logistics for the German Military deserves some sort of award.
Well said my friend. One must be drowning in alcohol to suspend enough disbelief to believe germany has the expeditionary capability, economic capability and that others nations won't lose their shit, to even invade austria.
Ye def bros solos handedly running 2/3 of the world
15:15
“They forget there’s a tunnel under the Channel”
😐
Tanks no like that!
😂
Merkel:
"lel get fukd deutschland rulez"
"wait"
"i can't invade anything anymore now"
" _uhmmm..._ "
" *_off to space i guess_* "
Make aliens germanistic
*L E B E N S R A U M*
Clay War Allians a shit here come the nazi
USA stole Philippines from Spain in 1898,
So legally, Philippines is part of Spain ( show beauty queen) 😂
Spain is a part of Germany, so the Philippines is German 😂
I love the entire video, even though it's just a meme,
Very entertaining, and you know a lot of history, even the economic and geopolitical factors 👍
Crimea and Tibet: So we are independent?
Germany: Well yes but actually no
I wouldnt say free, More Like under new Management
WTF DID I JUST WATCH?
Cancer and autisms baby my friend
stupid but amazing
Paok Games many diffrent types of cancer and stupidity ;)
That was "THE TOTAL FUN" 🤣
A random video on the internet
World War 3 has started
Before World War 3 America : NO MORE WORLD WARS
Now: Screw this, I’m going in
I think Germany wouldn't manage to conquer Australia, the emus would make an alliance with the Australians both promising to forget about the great emu war and fight back the Germans and after they kick off the Germans from Australia the emus would become an independent country and with the alliance they have with Australia they would start invading German territory with the U.S. please be more realistic.
Ps: I really enjoyed the video
But if you know historical and geography stuff then you won’t enjoy it because he is so god damn bad at making it realistic one person cannot rule the whole world I mean look at the Mongolian empire the bloodline lasted until the soviets killed them but the territory was about dead what I’m saying is that the creator of this video makes really unrealistic stuff
What if Germans promise Panzers to emus and allow them to rule under German flags ?
11:43 was the best.
14:00 "Germany invades Poland, as usual"
Pizza sadly thats true tho
Germany: Yeet. Time to occupy Afghanistan
Afghanistan: *Cocks gun* good luck.
23:26 A map of the Metric system
14:47 Germany attacks through Switzerland
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
biggest plot twist since stalingrad.
NinjaGuy 3000_x aha, Merkel knows not to cross the magniot line
Repeat with me, through Switzerland into France...
"There has been a terrorist attack. What should we do?"
"Mobilization!"
Sounds silly, right?
This is the funniest thing I have seen all day, shame that some people take this meme seriously.
art
seriously.
Generic Nerdy, lanky White Guy is mine
Taking notes.
Greetings from Germany.
this should be named "every civilisation 6 game ever" :D
jaco xddd
Hi again ;). Very interesting. But one question : has Germany really 30 000 000 potential soldier and China only 2 000 000 ?
Yes, Germany has really 30.000.000 potential soldiers
+zvallid Where did you find that because I have search and I did not find. I found 337 000 soldier. even the NATO has "only" 8M
it was a military web site, I don't remember where
+zvallid Ok and is germany the country With the biggest potential number of soldier ?
thank you for your participation and sorry for so many questions but i'm interested
no, the first is USA. Germany is second
People in conquered territories: protests and riots
Germany :yeah lets invade more places like algeria and Tunisia to "fix this".
Nigeria :germany i need help with terroists
Germany: invades nigeria and ChAd.
Joins germany (forced)
Instantly all of africa and middle east becomes advanced and happy :shows poor impoverished african kids dancing.
Old German proverb, "One need only kick-in the door and whole stinking edifice will come tumbling down" -A.H.
AH was a wise man
@@zvallid What did he mean by this
@@LonelyKnightess poggrrs it's pink panzer
@@glue6143 The man who told this was one of the greatest man of the last century. He mean that some nations seems strong but aren't
I mean, kinda a stupid plan, the Russians weren’t stupid they weren’t going to surrender when if they did they would all die
dude im laughting so hard as a german the part whit switzerland killed me lul xD
France: not this time!
*sets up the Maginot Line again across Benelux*
Germany: Heh
*invades through Switzerland*
France: AAAAAHHH
*Surrenders*
20:22 So you put osama Bin Laden, As Robert white...?
yes XD
Next video: How Monaco can take over the world (insert name of whoever leads Monaco) PLEASE WATCH
Xaxaxaxa really, this would be much easier
I died at 13:33 "Germany invades Vietnam, only to demonstrate USA that it's not so difficult.."
Me and the boys when we act like we are leaders of countries and go to war
Germany: starts invading all of africa and asia
Usa: hold up wait a minute something ain’t right
Germany: Here have some oil
Usa: aight your fine.
5:49 who got emotional
How would germany can pay money to 29.500.000 mobilized men and product ammo/gun and food?
make a video about that :D
there is lot of food in France and Great Britain
Can Rüzgar they are using cheat
zvallid Haaaa.. maybe they are playing EU4 and hit ~ manpower 29000 enter
XD
Oh, and the population of Germany is 82.67 Million. That's more than 1/3 of the population bruh!
Aaaand, the GDP or economic capacity essentially of Germany is ~4.5 Trillion colonies included!
The US GDP is 18.5 Trillion, aaaand it has 300 Million people! Numbers man!
I can't believe some people think this is a serious vid. They should easily assume this is a joke video by the time they saw the parts with Yugoslavia, North Korea, Sweden, Portugal, Venezuela and Brazil.
Yeah I also don't understand why some people are SOOO dumb.
also switzerland
why would germany invade thru switz.
germany is the agressor
Huetarded I trekked up a hill, nobody cared ;-;
20:40 Germany legalizes drugs
Wait soo... in 2040 germany legalizes drugs,?
Germany are in NATO. So you just said that NATO declare war on themselves
Either way NATO's the aggressor. 😳
China's population: 1,300,000,000 China's army: 2,000,000 Germany's population: 81,000,000 Germany's army: 30,000,000
MAKES F*CKING SENSE
China do not win a war since 1000 b.c., there is a reason
zvallid they would at least get more than 2 million you know.....
Mabey about 100-150 mil even tough they would have up to 500 million people but they don't have enough supplies for 500 million.
zvallid China has never lost against any invader. Huns, Mongols, Westerners, Japanese... No one defeated them.
ah ok michal it ok
Yeah this hole plan is so realistic and perfect... i wonder why germany still has not conquered the world xD
Steelstorm stop talking
planing the war.
xD
Because of G-36
@steelstorm - Yes! Perfect. Why not!!? :)
Steelstorm the ww2 treaty
I wonder too.They were so close last time. Why not try after watching this genius plan the whole dang world can see. Now it will happen.
They will not ever take Afganistan... Imagine the immigrants reaction :)
Tom's Mapping before that all Happend the germans killed the immagarats
Tom's Mapping what immigrants ;)
New Zealand's super weapon:
*Bob Semple*
_Germany surrendered_
_New Zealand conquering world_
Lmfao lmao 😂😆😁
I think I just met the only bigger German supremicist than myself
Hungary would join at the first time to germany dont be silly hungary would never be against germany
But they didn't invade Antarctica.
Antarctica resists
They have a very strong military, nobody can defeat them.
Captain Vostok lol
Jonathan_407 (Minecade) the Antarctic winters just halter the German advance! lol mission Barbarossa 3 cancelled!
Jonathan_407 (Minecade) they didn't invade Cuba ?!?!?!
Come on guys, it is the best video that can be made by a child that has no information about anything in the world. Deserves a like
Well, if you had enough brain, you could understand this comment is meant to be a joke too.
That's your opinion
@Burwitz Im turkish but this video is very good I laughed when I saw they attack during ramadan when soldiers are starving
The kid didn't answer you because he's more intelligent than a random guy saying "This video made by a child without informations deserves a like"
well its actually made be a 50 year olds sadly
As a german: What the fuck did i just watch?!
"Countries who joined Germany are now rich and happy"
Lmfao
In reality,
In a protest in Germany people of Germany flew the German flag
The whole world: German Nationalism is on the rise! Is there going to be a WW3?
It’s funny cz it’s true
Germany would have to overthrow their current prime minster to do this.
there is none