@@michaelmonstar4276 that's true you can do that too. I usually replace if it's a hard drive. Give them the speed boost too. I'd assume this is already got an SSD tho. Maybe we keep it, untouched and seal it to preserve history. Only the daring will plug it into a PC and boot off the drive
I am one of those "security professionals". I have never felt such soul crushing agony along side pure fascination. With that said. You should download more ram.
@@BasicallyHomeless What did you find found most of the pure melted evil you managed to find and I love your click method of making things go faster 😂 Ahh the memories of these oh so fun viruses.
@Kevsers K That should be an actual game but it'll be much cooler 2 versions which is normal hacking and then like watch dogs hacking with 100 players which would be hackers battle royale.
Makes more sense to install the AVs beforehand as many viruses know how to hide once installed, especially if they got admin privileges. They can basically just hijack the OS and tell your AVs that it must've been the wind.
Installing them beforehand wouldn’t change the ability of a virus to circumvent the antivirus software. If, for example, a virus is programmed to become dormant when antivirus software is detected the video wouldn’t be as funny Lol. I like reading the comments for these videos. Most people don’t know that so thumbs up to you!
@@MasterGoat595 Tru, tho just sayin' the "battle" wasn't a very fair one as AVs seem to rely on algorithms and databases to detect a virus BEFORE it becomes a problem. AVs would still lose of course, but it made them look worse than they actually are imo lol. Thx for comment tho, always good to educate ppl
@@yodawgzgaming4416 yeah fr, I once foolishly infected myself with a RAT and it just destroyed my AV and admin priv like it was nothing, gotta be real careful these days
No joke, in the real world, I have actually seen 1,000 viruses on someone's computer. Not anyone who deliberately sabotaged their computer, but a real, normal end-user. Norton (what they had) missed all of them. Malwarebytes at least cleaned all of them out after a few times. Took an 30 minutes to scan and then almost an hour to clean the first time. Then had to run the program again after a reboot to fully get rid of everything. They got on the phone with Norton while I was there and were not happy at all, lol. Don't know what happened after I left, but I advised them to reset all their passwords/pins/etc and get all new credit cards.
I'm using Malewarebytes too. Back in the day I had Avira and sometimes stuff would slip past it and then I'd clean it with MWB back when it was just an executable. Nowadays I'm subscribed to their anti virus scanner instead of Avira and also use the browser extension. Never got any issues. I'm beginning to think the more a program is being advertised, and the more it tries to convince potential customers with all the fancy additional features you get for subbing, such as VPN, system boost and what not - the worse it actually defends you.
I saw a similar one when I was cleaning up my co-worker's laptops. One guy's desktop shortcuts were so numerous they covered the screen and continued in a scrolled list from the taskbar. A very long, slow scroll. I was thinking "holy shit. This guy has clicked on everything that ever popped up on his screen!" I really wanted to tackle it but I was flying home in 3 days so I told him it was just too big a job to have done that fast and it'd be a good idea to at least tape his webcam until he can get someone to clean it. It seemed to run ok somehow. I guess everything was in balance, like Mr. Burns.
I went to the village with my cousin and one of the village kids (in the late teens but still a kid) had like over 2000 viruses when we scanned his computer
It's possible that running all those av's at the same time could have caused interference when files are checked. It could've skipped files that were already being checked by another av. I'm just speculating though I don't really know how that works. At that point though, having that many viruses on the computer it would probably be better to just reimage the computer and hope no virus infected your wifi and gotten into any other devices connected to your wifi.
Honestly the state the computer was in by the time he used those scans, the viruses could’ve caused too much damage for the anti virus softwares to even scan properly. Not to mention how he ran multiple at once which could’ve cause problems as well
Just remember, the best antivirus is common sense Don't click stuff without checking the URL! Don't download literally anything if it isn't from a trusted website! Don't pirate if you don't know exactly what you're doing, that's the easiest way to get viruses!
The shorter the name, the more scary it is. Don't get me wrong, you don't want to be downloading "Extreme Mega Fun Games Ultra Free Now" But you sure as hell don't wanna be downloading "File"
That reminds me of a funny quote about magic swords. "The fewer words a magic sword's name has, the more dangerous it is. You don't want to be stabbed by Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation, don't get me wrong. But you FOR SURE don't want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler."
Something to note about your scan: Typically, when a AntiVirus finds a virus, it will quarantine it. I'm going to guess that when a file is quarantined other scanners cannot find it or scan it, thus why some of them only found 1 or 2. That's still low af, but this could explain why it happened.
Also when a file is quarantined by anti-virus software that can cause a second AV to think it's seeing virus-like behaviour so it quarantines the quarantined file, which in turn can trigger the first AV to quarantine that freshly quarantined file. And so on... I ended up with more virus detections than there were files on my computer before I figured out what was going on.
Other people used his PC at home as well but there was "Free driver updaters" and shit like that. Also it was the legitimate Malwarebytes xD I sent him the link for it to make sure they got the correct software.
I don't think a software engineer, which requires skill and focus to become, would say something like this and pretend this badly like you know something about computers :l .
ITs won't break a sweat: Boot to safe mode or linux-in-a-stick and format the drive. I would run a forensics tool to recover your important files, but that cost a good extra.
theres something so terrifying about computer viruses in general, just knowing that you are no longer in control of your own computer and you really aren't the one in charge anymore
@@TheMikernet Were any of them legitimately self combusting? My father once managed to accidentally overclock his ventilator fans inside the casing of his pc so badly that they literrally overheated it to the point of starting to smoke from the friction. He could not turn them off anymore either. All he could do in the end was to emergency shut down his pc, open the casing, remove the smoldering remains of his fans, look for and repair any newly torn cables and molten bits, NOT install new fans, leave the casing open, turn the pc on in safe mode and see if he could figure out what he did to undo it before installing new fans, so they would not commit suicide on him. To be fair between him setting three separate pcs on fire in three very different ways and me managing to blue screen my OS on three separate pcs on seven different instances for seven completely different reasons, we have a bit of a bad track record. XD Still better than the pc with an actual bee hive in it or the laptop whose mother board was turned into an ant colony. Both of those stories give the term "your program has a bug" a whole new meaning, or return it back to its roots as the case may be. O_O
I like how most cybersecurity guys are losing their minds over the largest cyberwar in history happening right now and all of us could potentially be compromised and Mr Hummus is just like haha virus go brrrrr
@@snootiermoon i'm personally not sure as i've only heard a little bit, but its something related to them R.A.T.'ing (or so i've heard) your pc and using your gpu to mine them bitcoin or eth or whatever
Just to clarify, the reason why some antivirus apps have not detected malware is because that malware are neutralised by some other antivirus programme beforehand.
no, avast is shit. I used to have avast and they didn't even answer the forums. Norton and McAfee are famously bad and useless as they always miss half the viruses.
@@393Dan you should never use more than one AV scan. this video clearly shows what NOT to DO. if you dont get it, then you might be among those flying pigs, indeed. test would be valid if he just accumulated CONFIRMED malicious programs, installed them all and after that ran 1 AV program per one iteration of a test( 1 test with ie. avast then uninstal avast and reinstall malicious agents again and install another AV software and so on). the way this was done it would never work properly, nor it would show any results that could be used as actual reference. instead he just installed bunch of unconfirmed software that is most likely simple adware and bitcoin miners for most part that is more annoying than malicious and can be deleted through control panel lol
Don't those usually sit idle for a while, waiting to spread to as many computers as possible before triggering? Seems kinda short sighted to have it trigger immediately after download, since that would expose it and give it away before it had time to really make itself useful to whoever distributed it
@@zp944 ransomeware can be time based, logic based, etc. That is true. Now the part of immediately presenting itself being bad for it is not really true! Ransomeware commonly works by encrypting your hard drive and that can occur immediately.
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The reason why the AVs couldn't pick anything up is because the malware was so deeply embedded into your system that it was able to circumvent the scan. I'm surprised you even got anti malware to run with all of that crap on it.
I might get hate for this from the others, but I’m a UI Architect at McAfee and this was hilarious. I really wanted to see who was going to pull through at the end; I was rooting for us!
@@axtre they're saying steamunlocked is trustworthy, and I partially agree, been using it for a while and never had any issues with it, just scan files before installing them
@@icantthinkofanamerightnow7967 You're right, after all, what kind of virus website limits it's download speed for people who don't pay, no one would use the website more then once henceforth no profit.
@@Mislav1 So basically it is a place to get games, but you also run the risk of getting a virus? Kinda like back in the day when Napster and Limewire were a thing huh?
@@dropitlikeitshot815 Yes but games aren't infected, only ads that tend to pop up. I downloaded over 20 games from that site and I've never got a virus. Most ads from there are malicious and also very annoying.
Most of them are a joke anyways, windows defender does just as much work for free as the built in anti virus. The rest just override it and give a false sense of security. I've never used anti virus software and have never that issues. I also don't blindly install like some people do tho 🤷♂️
@@yournerdforhire I was the same as you after my computer got viruses and adwares the thing is normal websites that you use everyday get their ads from other websites and sometimes the ads contain adwares and viruses that was how I got adwares so install Kaspersky and turn it on lowest sensevity
Shoutout to this series for making me realise I most likely ruined my school's network security while in year7 from all the shit I installed. Sucks to be them
@@shaynec3671 he said he just bought it in the first video, and he was stupid enough to get his other local computers hacked as said in the part right after the intro
@Bismuthen well, maybe overheating the pc. Whenever I try to open a new app it just heats up a lot. Usually windows defender detects it and alerts me, and I delete it right then and there. Somehow, it just keeps showing back up
@@yukii1013 unplug power unplug the motherboard battery wait a minute and place it back Search for your motherboard fw and install it via USB Start pc with windows cd and format the harddrive install Windows
"In most cases, it is not possible to run two antivirus programs simultaneously on a single computer. Even though users may be tempted to try to implement what they might regard as 'dual protection', there are good reasons why trying to operate two different antivirus products will normally cause difficulties." Tech guy once told me that two anti-viruses will consider each other as viruses and attack each other
@@rafael9428 im no tech guy, but it can happen most likely because AV, when scanning, behave like a virus would do(act suspicious by reading and extracting bunch of files, reading system files and so on). so other av might pick it up due to heuristics and, in turn, be picked up by that other AV and so they damage each other.
Actually, I remember when I had a very difficult Virus/Malware to get rid of, Spy hunter was the only thing that found it and fixed me up. It seems to be the best after the fact checker while the rest prevent if from being a problem beforehand.
bro spy hunter is scareware, it is malware that scares you into thinking that you have a virus to urge you to pay them to "remove" the "viruses" that dont exist
@@SuperZeap never heard of that, both fascinating and terrifying. could that get into the firmware via system disks or only via flashing the bios directly?
14:42 not only Avast didnt find any malware there but it also sometimes downloads its own software without your permission (this happened to my friend and me)
This would be funny but the fact that modern malware can spread through LAN to other devices is just so horrifying to me. Like some kid makes a mistake on his laptop and his entire family gets their devices and personal data compromised. Nightmare
Yep! That is why education about this kind of thing is so important. Luckily it isn’t a super common thing. Most of the time you get a simple virus that just slows down your computer
Love most of these antivirus is just a joke Avast : "Nope no malware found!" Norton : "Yeah agree! what's a malware?" Total AV : "Umm actually there's 2 malware!" Spyhunter : "WTF DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A THOUSAND OF THESE THING RUNNING AROUND"
Windows 10 also has something called Memory Compression. Stuff in RAM gets squished down while unused and then decompressed when it's seeing use again.
If he's has the will power to stick with downloading 1000 viruses, imagine what he could do when he gets drafted. Good thing this mad scientist is on our side 🇺🇲
Videos like this should never be taken seriously. No antivirus is going to work properly with hundreds of active malware samples installed before hand. AV products are designed to prevent, removal is an afterthought for most AV vendors because once you bypass initial defenses like signatures, heuristics, and behavioral analysis, there's only so much that in-memory detection and remediation engines can do. Not to mention he had like 10 AV programs running at once, which often causes conflicts that can prevent AV programs from properly detecting and removing malware.
I hope you’re accessing this infected PC on a VM and not your actual home network cos hackers can find ways onto other linked devices . I just found this channel & you are hilarious ! 😂 great video ! You really let your intrusive thoughts win 😂🤭
"but a while back installing multiple AV programs would cause issues by itself." - its always the case. At best one of them will not work properly, at worst they will interfere with each other.
After you get done downloading all of these viruses, you should send the laptop to Kitboga so he can use it on the scammers when they try and "fix" his computer.
I paused the video and when I came back and thought I unpaused it I listened to 3 minutes of LoFi beats and honestly thought it was part of the video. That being said, I think the next logical step is to get these viruses on smart appliances around the house.
That's funny, I had the almost exact same thing happen to me back in the late 90's. I had downloaded a bunch of files off of a newsroup and accidentally highlighted about 30 to 40 of them and then hit the enter key, opening all of them before I could see what they were. Sure enough one of them was an executable called Tweety.exe. It didn't seem to do anything and I figured I was screwed anyway so I didn't really worry about it. About 30 - 60 min later a notepad kept opening up on my desktop and I was like WTF? So I kept closing it until I saw someone typing on it. Long story short: They basically said the same thing to me, your guy said to you and he was really quite cool actually. And ended up sparking my interest in Cybersecurity which is what I've been doing for the last 15 years or so now.
If you find a safe way to do this, i think something else to try is downloading a bunch, deleting them, and then seeing the final damages and how much is reparable without antivirus things.
You should get one of those Tech Support Scammers to access this PC and see if they can fix it.
golden idea
That’s an amazing idea
Yo vote this up because i wanna see
no just give it to him and then leave him with it
Should work with scam baiter for that
You got to bring this to a PC repair store and have them fix it
If he brought it to me all I'd do is replace the drive. Bout all you can do at that point lol.
@@yournerdforhire - Why not just format... You don't even need to go into Windows for that.
@@michaelmonstar4276 that's true you can do that too. I usually replace if it's a hard drive. Give them the speed boost too. I'd assume this is already got an SSD tho. Maybe we keep it, untouched and seal it to preserve history. Only the daring will plug it into a PC and boot off the drive
@@michaelmonstar4276 there are viruses that can survive that so
@@michaelmonstar4276 these viruses can also infect the motherboard right?
My mom: "LET YOUR LITTLE BROTHER USE YOUR COMPUTER HIS TABLET NEEDS TO CHARGE"
My little brother on my computer:
10/10 meme but wow that mom might be a bad parent
So true this comment
@@LilC1deep Might?
One of the few jokes of this type that’s actually funny
“Lets continue on our journey to see how many viruses this laptop can get.”
I think that laptop is a national security risk
Just a hacker watching your screen from their hacker man computer, watching you destroy your laptop 🙂
Jeez this laptop scares me.
I am one of those "security professionals". I have never felt such soul crushing agony along side pure fascination. With that said. You should download more ram.
Ok I will thanks for the advice btw do you know where I can find some blinker fluid for my car
@@BasicallyHomeless Chris Fix got you dawg, also he has muffler bearing replacement DIY
@@BasicallyHomeless What did you find found most of the pure melted evil you managed to find and I love your click method of making things go faster 😂 Ahh the memories of these oh so fun viruses.
@@TheDashingCat auto zone
@@alyx_zoot has anyone found my piston return springs, I asked about them yesterday
Try installing a small piece of ham into a sandwich
Did ur braincells just uh reduced to atoms?
@@Sychyx Try installing a piece if ham into a sandwich
Lol what u doing here?
maybe some goat ham
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I’m just imagining like 80 hackers all fighting for control of his computer and it’s fucking hilarious
Bro, I felt that man... That's funny bro... I imagined them all sweating as they hitting a thousand keys per second 😂
"ayo Bob you hacking this computer too?"
"THE SYSTEM32 FILE IS MINE YOU GUYS TAKE THE OTHERS"
'why is he laughing when i access his webcam?!"
Hackers’ battle royale
@Kevsers K That should be an actual game but it'll be much cooler 2 versions which is normal hacking and then like watch dogs hacking with 100 players which would be hackers battle royale.
MY COMPUTER
I feel like we’ve all wanted to do this but didn’t want to break our device. Thanks for doing it for us man.
Makes more sense to install the AVs beforehand as many viruses know how to hide once installed, especially if they got admin privileges. They can basically just hijack the OS and tell your AVs that it must've been the wind.
Installing them beforehand wouldn’t change the ability of a virus to circumvent the antivirus software. If, for example, a virus is programmed to become dormant when antivirus software is detected the video wouldn’t be as funny Lol.
I like reading the comments for these videos. Most people don’t know that so thumbs up to you!
@@MasterGoat595 Tru, tho just sayin' the "battle" wasn't a very fair one as AVs seem to rely on algorithms and databases to detect a virus BEFORE it becomes a problem. AVs would still lose of course, but it made them look worse than they actually are imo lol.
Thx for comment tho, always good to educate ppl
@@SgtRamen69 YW! I am a firm believer that education is a vital part of computer security
A lot of them also straight up block AVs from being properly installed, or even browsed to
@@yodawgzgaming4416 yeah fr, I once foolishly infected myself with a RAT and it just destroyed my AV and admin priv like it was nothing, gotta be real careful these days
its actually really crazy that these "top of the line" anti-virus softwares didnt catch any of these extremely blatant pieces of malware.
Unironically why I use bitdefender premium.
He didn't have antivirus
@@qrain__ The 15th section at 11:54 is titled installing all avti-virus software. I'm confused by your response.
@@therocketpandamakes Is it any good? I'll have to try that one cause all the ones I've tried are garbage.
@@kodaxmax kaspersky is way better than malwarebytes
No joke, in the real world, I have actually seen 1,000 viruses on someone's computer. Not anyone who deliberately sabotaged their computer, but a real, normal end-user. Norton (what they had) missed all of them. Malwarebytes at least cleaned all of them out after a few times. Took an 30 minutes to scan and then almost an hour to clean the first time. Then had to run the program again after a reboot to fully get rid of everything. They got on the phone with Norton while I was there and were not happy at all, lol. Don't know what happened after I left, but I advised them to reset all their passwords/pins/etc and get all new credit cards.
I'm using Malewarebytes too. Back in the day I had Avira and sometimes stuff would slip past it and then I'd clean it with MWB back when it was just an executable. Nowadays I'm subscribed to their anti virus scanner instead of Avira and also use the browser extension. Never got any issues. I'm beginning to think the more a program is being advertised, and the more it tries to convince potential customers with all the fancy additional features you get for subbing, such as VPN, system boost and what not - the worse it actually defends you.
Windows defender is good enough for most people who know basic internet safety
I saw a similar one when I was cleaning up my co-worker's laptops. One guy's desktop shortcuts were so numerous they covered the screen and continued in a scrolled list from the taskbar. A very long, slow scroll.
I was thinking "holy shit. This guy has clicked on everything that ever popped up on his screen!" I really wanted to tackle it but I was flying home in 3 days so I told him it was just too big a job to have done that fast and it'd be a good idea to at least tape his webcam until he can get someone to clean it. It seemed to run ok somehow. I guess everything was in balance, like Mr. Burns.
I went to the village with my cousin and one of the village kids (in the late teens but still a kid) had like over 2000 viruses when we scanned his computer
6:00 MUSIC NAME PLS
"Luckily my childlike attention span and total disregard for safety kept us on track for more viruses" 😂😂😂
“This frees up some memory so we can download some more viruses” is one of the best phrases I have ever heard in my life.
I heard that when i was reading your comment
Avast: "No malware found"
Norton: "You are protected"
Welp this video just exposed a handful of "antivirus softwares" for being scams
Maybe its because the other Antivireses got to them first and they are just slow? Idk
It's possible that running all those av's at the same time could have caused interference when files are checked. It could've skipped files that were already being checked by another av. I'm just speculating though I don't really know how that works. At that point though, having that many viruses on the computer it would probably be better to just reimage the computer and hope no virus infected your wifi and gotten into any other devices connected to your wifi.
Avast is the malware itself
Honestly the state the computer was in by the time he used those scans, the viruses could’ve caused too much damage for the anti virus softwares to even scan properly. Not to mention how he ran multiple at once which could’ve cause problems as well
@@LazyPurppy Yeah
I'm deathly afraid of viruses and hackers so seeing this new series is like someone with anxiety watching bomb sirens on loop
saaaaame i had to run 3 scans while watching this video
i was pretty creeped during this video
Just remember, the best antivirus is common sense
Don't click stuff without checking the URL!
Don't download literally anything if it isn't from a trusted website!
Don't pirate if you don't know exactly what you're doing, that's the easiest way to get viruses!
Bro same it's leading me to a path of it and computer programming 💀
This video broke me and I'm no longer afraid of anything
9:54 "so that frees up some memory so now we can download more viruses"
For some reason I feel like just watching this video is exposing my device to malware
me too...
You read my mind😂
what if this is not real youtube what if this is a hijacked browser and it is currently downloading bitcoin on your computer for themself
@@Ciurk good thing i dont have a computer
And I'm watching on my PC...
I love how this man's laptop with 1k viruses is way faster than my current laptop
Clearly you have 2k viruses.
How do you know that?
@@gdchader896 because I'm using my laptop
@@Catffeine_Cafe My computer compared to his with 1k runs like it has 20k viruses 💀
I can relate my computer is so bad
The shorter the name, the more scary it is.
Don't get me wrong, you don't want to be downloading "Extreme Mega Fun Games Ultra Free Now"
But you sure as hell don't wanna be downloading "File"
That reminds me of a funny quote about magic swords. "The fewer words a magic sword's name has, the more dangerous it is. You don't want to be stabbed by Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation, don't get me wrong. But you FOR SURE don't want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler."
@@whoisanarnb god I wish that was me being stabbed by the throngler
_.exe has finished downloading.
Honestly
The name File actually made me feel a shiver. _.exe made my stomach drop!
@@whoisanarnb that's the joke
To any of you with children, the most dangerous thing to your network security is your 9 year old. The things I installed as a child was amazing.
Something to note about your scan: Typically, when a AntiVirus finds a virus, it will quarantine it. I'm going to guess that when a file is quarantined other scanners cannot find it or scan it, thus why some of them only found 1 or 2. That's still low af, but this could explain why it happened.
Also when a file is quarantined by anti-virus software that can cause a second AV to think it's seeing virus-like behaviour so it quarantines the quarantined file, which in turn can trigger the first AV to quarantine that freshly quarantined file. And so on...
I ended up with more virus detections than there were files on my computer before I figured out what was going on.
@@MASAo7 that's hilarious the antivirus software both think the other antivirus software is a virus
@@Pensnmusic Yeah they just went round and round in circles until the drive was full 🤣
Fun fact my friend said his PC was going slow. Had him install malware bytes and it had over 1000 detections.
Jesus christ
We get a bit of free vbuck
do you know what he was installing on his computer?
If its actually malware byte and not a fishing app i only have 1 thing to say about him,
*take his computer away*
Other people used his PC at home as well but there was "Free driver updaters" and shit like that.
Also it was the legitimate Malwarebytes xD I sent him the link for it to make sure they got the correct software.
The fact that this thing is still functional is a miracle in itself.
it's really an ad for that pc brand
I guess its because most viruses on his pc are actully PUPs
7:48 I like how bonzibuddy just started singing and it just zoomed in on his face
So fucking funny. As a software engineer, it was both satisfying and unsettling to watch you FUCK this computer so royally 😂😂😂😂. Great work.
and his network....
I don't think a software engineer, which requires skill and focus to become, would say something like this and pretend this badly like you know something about computers :l .
@@zafred6424 um i am and it was both entertaining and cringy to watch him completely destroy his cyberspace
@@zafred6424 welcome to the internet, where other people besides you exist
As an archaeologist, I also thought what he did to this computer was hilarious! Incredible video 👍
The hackers, The FBI, and scammers upon seeing his computer be like: *visible confusion*
hackers:
y’know.. Who needs to hack this one?
@@Kierutale hoi
@@R-R3DH34D-X_X hoi
@@Kierutale how iz tem
@@R-R3DH34D-X_X I iz doin wel!
I'd love to see a "tech support expert" try to fix this pc lmao. Obviously one of those scamers who call 20 times a day
ITs won't break a sweat:
Boot to safe mode or linux-in-a-stick and format the drive.
I would run a forensics tool to recover your important files, but that cost a good extra.
closing that laptop was equivalent to walking away from an explosion
theres something so terrifying about computer viruses in general, just knowing that you are no longer in control of your own computer and you really aren't the one in charge anymore
@@adamp108 my pp is an illusion 😔
@@adamp108 you getting some bitches is an illusion
@@adamp108 no thats a game
@@adamp108 what? my comment was an awful joke about a videogame named "control"
@@adamp108 Quite certain you are using google translator. Your responses dont make sense.
he should do this and take it to a tech to get it fixed and just be like "it's just a little slow"
only if he tips appropriately. though i would justwipe everything and start again.
You would be surprised some of the computers that people gave me to fix back in the day. Not far from this laptop.
@@TheMikernet Were any of them legitimately self combusting? My father once managed to accidentally overclock his ventilator fans inside the casing of his pc so badly that they literrally overheated it to the point of starting to smoke from the friction. He could not turn them off anymore either. All he could do in the end was to emergency shut down his pc, open the casing, remove the smoldering remains of his fans, look for and repair any newly torn cables and molten bits, NOT install new fans, leave the casing open, turn the pc on in safe mode and see if he could figure out what he did to undo it before installing new fans, so they would not commit suicide on him. To be fair between him setting three separate pcs on fire in three very different ways and me managing to blue screen my OS on three separate pcs on seven different instances for seven completely different reasons, we have a bit of a bad track record. XD
Still better than the pc with an actual bee hive in it or the laptop whose mother board was turned into an ant colony. Both of those stories give the term "your program has a bug" a whole new meaning, or return it back to its roots as the case may be. O_O
I like how most cybersecurity guys are losing their minds over the largest cyberwar in history happening right now and all of us could potentially be compromised and Mr Hummus is just like haha virus go brrrrr
@@snootiermoon i'm personally not sure as i've only heard a little bit, but its something related to them R.A.T.'ing (or so i've heard) your pc and using your gpu to mine them bitcoin or eth or whatever
The Russian war.
The Russian cyberwar is nothing compared to the slaughter going on in this laptop.
File
"Oh no its file again."
"This is a Fever Dream...."
a few seconds later
"What timeline am I in?"
I’ve never seen someone so excited about seeing over 1,000 viruses download on their pc.
I don't know if I've ever seen one person get anywhere close to 1k viruses on any number of personal machines
Just to clarify, the reason why some antivirus apps have not detected malware is because that malware are neutralised by some other antivirus programme beforehand.
Yea and most anti viruses are a scam lmao
Yeah and pigs fly
no, avast is shit. I used to have avast and they didn't even answer the forums. Norton and McAfee are famously bad and useless as they always miss half the viruses.
@@393Dan you should never use more than one AV scan. this video clearly shows what NOT to DO. if you dont get it, then you might be among those flying pigs, indeed. test would be valid if he just accumulated CONFIRMED malicious programs, installed them all and after that ran 1 AV program per one iteration of a test( 1 test with ie. avast then uninstal avast and reinstall malicious agents again and install another AV software and so on). the way this was done it would never work properly, nor it would show any results that could be used as actual reference. instead he just installed bunch of unconfirmed software that is most likely simple adware and bitcoin miners for most part that is more annoying than malicious and can be deleted through control panel lol
@@seushimarejikaze1337 don't talk to me, delete youtube right now
The most surprising thing to me is the fact he never got hit with ransomware throughout all of this.
Don't those usually sit idle for a while, waiting to spread to as many computers as possible before triggering?
Seems kinda short sighted to have it trigger immediately after download, since that would expose it and give it away before it had time to really make itself useful to whoever distributed it
@@zp944 ransomeware can be time based, logic based, etc. That is true.
Now the part of immediately presenting itself being bad for it is not really true! Ransomeware commonly works by encrypting your hard drive and that can occur immediately.
Ransomware running for 1st time in this computer : "oh hell no! Im outta here"
@@zp944 idk man, the one time my pc got a ransomware
It instantly encrypted everything
Hackers probably wouldnt want anything to do with your network
*One glance and they would have visible disgust*
Like a medical bio wastefill
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The reason why the AVs couldn't pick anything up is because the malware was so deeply embedded into your system that it was able to circumvent the scan. I'm surprised you even got anti malware to run with all of that crap on it.
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@@DrakeDaraitis wdym
@@DrakeDaraitis You're comment is so out of place 😆
@@DrakeDaraitis what?
Kaspersky did find lots of malware, though.
I might get hate for this from the others, but I’m a UI Architect at McAfee and this was hilarious. I really wanted to see who was going to pull through at the end; I was rooting for us!
I don't think it will be recoverable even after a wipe.
I'm sorry, McAfee and Norton have a history of failing in the malware department, good at actual viruses.
@@jeffhousen8968 key word, “history” ;)
I got a mc cafee pop up ad saying you have 3 viruses click here to delete them and I got Trojan now I lost my laptop
@@Hazelnutlikessharks I would almost guaruntee you didn’t click on a true mcafee pop up.. people like to spoof like that.
He does not fear hackers' hackers fear him.
"Mr Homeless completely ignores a stroke of luck of a white hat hacker helping him out and makes the situation worse" The video
the fact that even a white hat stumbled across his info just shows the legit mess he made of his cyberspace XD
@@_Esothi_ Oh my goodness, he stupefied the creators of the malware XDDDD
@@_Esothi_ frfr like rip man
You know it's legit as hell when the entire Elden Ring file is 200 mb or so. haha
@@axtre they're saying steamunlocked is trustworthy, and I partially agree, been using it for a while and never had any issues with it, just scan files before installing them
@@icantthinkofanamerightnow7967 You're right, after all, what kind of virus website limits it's download speed for people who don't pay, no one would use the website more then once henceforth no profit.
That site (all games for you) is actually legit piracy site but he downloaded an ad not a real thing so rip lol
@@Mislav1 So basically it is a place to get games, but you also run the risk of getting a virus? Kinda like back in the day when Napster and Limewire were a thing huh?
@@dropitlikeitshot815 Yes but games aren't infected, only ads that tend to pop up. I downloaded over 20 games from that site and I've never got a virus. Most ads from there are malicious and also very annoying.
A surprisingly effective way to figure out what is the most effective anti-virus available
Most of them are a joke anyways, windows defender does just as much work for free as the built in anti virus. The rest just override it and give a false sense of security. I've never used anti virus software and have never that issues. I also don't blindly install like some people do tho 🤷♂️
@@yournerdforhire only one really worth using is malwarebytes, by far the best and yea as you said, defender also does the job pretty damn well
@@axtre a mix of Malwarebytes and windows defender is enough
SpyHunter is on whole new level. for me, the best anti virus available
@@yournerdforhire I was the same as you after my computer got viruses and adwares
the thing is normal websites that you use everyday get their ads from other websites and sometimes the ads contain adwares and viruses
that was how I got adwares
so install Kaspersky and turn it on lowest sensevity
how i feel staring at the 'there are 2 unhandled threats on your pc!' popup on my laptop
I never thought that I would ever see BearShare again, that software killed our family PC back in the early 2000s. Oh the memories man :')
hahahahahaha
Frostwire brought back memories lol
Viruses from LimeWire is what got me back in the early 2000s... Never again viruses! Never again!
Lime wire and BearShare got me 😅
ah bearshare, scourge of the family pc
This video is everything I was too afraid to do on my laptop as a child.
@@keinarhya7709 sussy
If you don’t download viruses as a child how will you learn? It sucks but I believe it is a good learning experience!
Shoutout to this series for making me realise I most likely ruined my school's network security while in year7 from all the shit I installed. Sucks to be them
Lol
Omfg I have that purple dude 😂😂😂 brooo is lit don’t worry about the data leak homie is a vibe 🤣
The worst part about all this is that i have like 20% of these installed from trying to get free Minecraft back in 2017😅
I feel like my computer is gonna contract a virus just by playing this video.
"Everything's running like it's made of sand"
The silicon in his PC: "He's onto us!"
This is like a train wreck, you just can't stop watching. The editing is super on point too
Take a moment to appreciate how he sacrificed his computer for our entertainment
Was probably a virtual machine
@@shaynec3671 it was not
@@shaynec3671 he said he just bought it in the first video, and he was stupid enough to get his other local computers hacked as said in the part right after the intro
It's not sacrificed I can fix it in 30 minutes.
@@dumbdee4 how?
One time I was so bored I downloaded a virus to just remove it, still convinced it's hiding in my old pc
me too, except I have a virus on the pc I'm using rn, not really affecting the pc lmao
@Bismuthen well, maybe overheating the pc. Whenever I try to open a new app it just heats up a lot. Usually windows defender detects it and alerts me, and I delete it right then and there. Somehow, it just keeps showing back up
@Bismuthen exactly, had this going for around, say a few months. The virus name is Windows Tampering Restore.
@@yukii1013 unplug power
unplug the motherboard battery wait a minute and place it back
Search for your motherboard fw and install it via USB
Start pc with windows cd and format the harddrive install Windows
As a IT professional, I feel violated watching this video. Like.... I need a bath and a virus scan
I love how this dude just goes like “Ooh this looks sus, let’s get it!” Imagine him calling tech support and the guy being just like “WHAT IS THIS!”
Little brother: can I use your computer?
Me: ok
Little brother on my computer:
I was going to say porofessor wasn't a virus, but anything related to League of Legends is just as bad as any virus
"this toxic piss-pit of a game"
It's funny until you see something he downloads that already exists on your pc
"In most cases, it is not possible to run two antivirus programs simultaneously on a single computer. Even though users may be tempted to try to implement what they might regard as 'dual protection', there are good reasons why trying to operate two different antivirus products will normally cause difficulties."
Tech guy once told me that two anti-viruses will consider each other as viruses and attack each other
Yup, they tear each other and the OS apart. Saw it happen with Norton and Avira on my old lappy. It was a digital bloodbath. XD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@LiamDerWandrer how's that could happen? So having AV actually do the exact opposite of free viruses?
@@rafael9428 im no tech guy, but it can happen most likely because AV, when scanning, behave like a virus would do(act suspicious by reading and extracting bunch of files, reading system files and so on). so other av might pick it up due to heuristics and, in turn, be picked up by that other AV and so they damage each other.
What about having Windows Defender running with another antivirus? Do they cancel eachother out?
It’s like you have the worlds best doctors working on the most unsolvable mystery
i love how facecheck and porofessor and basically malware but are technically meant to be actual products
yeah :D
Exactly lmao. Pretty much every Overwolf app like facecheck or porofessor might as well be a virus-
@@sleepyhead2116 lmao, I use it because I use Curseforge but god it does get a tad annoying
@@exist4046 same i use it for minecraft but i want SINGEL mods
The internet provider is confused why someone downloaded 1tb of viruses 💀
Your computer with 300 viruses runs better then my computer.
same
Or than a school Computer
This dude makes my day about 1k times better
dude this mad lad is running all of those viruses on the hardware directly. respect
Yeah you would think he would use a virtual pc or something.
Kind of would have liked to see a comprehensive list of which Antivirus programs got which results.
I would like that too
@K is it free?
@K thank you so much for this I've been looking for some good antivirus for free
@@cripplingdepression213 be careful because apparently Spyhunter is considered to be scareware
@@cripplingdepression213 just get malwarebytes nothing else is worth your time majority is scareware or useless
I feel like my computer will have a virus while watching this.
Same no cao
Avast: you are safe
Random software nobody has heard of: 1234 viruses
Actually, I remember when I had a very difficult Virus/Malware to get rid of, Spy hunter was the only thing that found it and fixed me up. It seems to be the best after the fact checker while the rest prevent if from being a problem beforehand.
bro spy hunter is scareware, it is malware that scares you into thinking that you have a virus to urge you to pay them to "remove" the "viruses" that dont exist
I feel like I'm gonna get a virus or two by proxy just because I watched this video.
Dude, I wonder if this laptop is even recoverable even after wiping. This was a gnarly experiment.
@Jess i think there wasnt any serious staff there
@Jess That's the thing on Windows allowing ring 0 access can be as simple as clicking the yes button on the prompt lmao
if you format the drive and reinstall the OS yes, the hardware itself won't be affected.
@@lands1459 not entirely true look up MoonBounce
@@SuperZeap never heard of that, both fascinating and terrifying. could that get into the firmware via system disks or only via flashing the bios directly?
14:42 not only Avast didnt find any malware there but it also sometimes downloads its own software without your permission (this happened to my friend and me)
7:48 this is one of the funniest things i have seen, and i dont know why
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This laptop is literally the gateway to the backrooms.
Great comment
This would be funny but the fact that modern malware can spread through LAN to other devices is just so horrifying to me. Like some kid makes a mistake on his laptop and his entire family gets their devices and personal data compromised. Nightmare
Yep! That is why education about this kind of thing is so important. Luckily it isn’t a super common thing. Most of the time you get a simple virus that just slows down your computer
Love most of these antivirus is just a joke
Avast : "Nope no malware found!"
Norton : "Yeah agree! what's a malware?"
Total AV : "Umm actually there's 2 malware!"
Spyhunter : "WTF DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A THOUSAND OF THESE THING RUNNING AROUND"
avast is more a virus than a anti virus
9:39 Its using your swap (or page file in Windows terminology) to prevent maxing out memory, which is partially why everything is so much slower
Yes
Windows 10 also has something called Memory Compression. Stuff in RAM gets squished down while unused and then decompressed when it's seeing use again.
If he's has the will power to stick with downloading 1000 viruses, imagine what he could do when he gets drafted. Good thing this mad scientist is on our side 🇺🇲
@@keinarhya7709 wow real guys
@@keinarhya7709 I feel like I actually need to say not real
1000 mini AK
@@keinarhya7709 what?
Me @ the nazi scientist we harbored after ww2
i love how this dude also just exposed all those shitty anti viruses and showed how they do nothing lol
Probably because they're all free
and spyhunter did everything
Videos like this should never be taken seriously. No antivirus is going to work properly with hundreds of active malware samples installed before hand. AV products are designed to prevent, removal is an afterthought for most AV vendors because once you bypass initial defenses like signatures, heuristics, and behavioral analysis, there's only so much that in-memory detection and remediation engines can do.
Not to mention he had like 10 AV programs running at once, which often causes conflicts that can prevent AV programs from properly detecting and removing malware.
This video doesn't accurately portray tje AV softwares
@@leoduk302 it's a scareware it didnt detect anything, the rest... i think @Aperture Laboratories explained it perfectly
I hope you’re accessing this infected PC on a VM and not your actual home network cos hackers can find ways onto other linked devices . I just found this channel & you are hilarious ! 😂 great video ! You really let your intrusive thoughts win 😂🤭
Check the original...
I don't know if it's still the case, but a while back installing multiple AV programs would cause issues by itself. I see no way this could go wrong.
"but a while back installing multiple AV programs would cause issues by itself." - its always the case. At best one of them will not work properly, at worst they will interfere with each other.
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@@Shajirr_ And the absolute worst case, they tear not just each other but the OS apart as well! Norton and Avira do NOT like each other. XD
After you get done downloading all of these viruses, you should send the laptop to Kitboga so he can use it on the scammers when they try and "fix" his computer.
6:20 Hacker's response: "This guy is even more sus than me"
Lmao
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I love how he installs a real game while trying to install viruses
What game?
@@Dom-jf7gf sonic suggests, probably a version laced with a virus considering the site he got it from, his reaction was gold
I paused the video and when I came back and thought I unpaused it I listened to 3 minutes of LoFi beats and honestly thought it was part of the video. That being said, I think the next logical step is to get these viruses on smart appliances around the house.
watching this made me scan for viruses like 10 times. i feel paranoid now
I scanned by AVG antivirus and it said everything's fine but someone did hacked into my goggle account before I downloaded AVG antivirus
thank you, poop dog's bonzi buddy, for sealing "hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal" into my brain forever.
That's funny, I had the almost exact same thing happen to me back in the late 90's. I had downloaded a bunch of files off of a newsroup and accidentally highlighted about 30 to 40 of them and then hit the enter key, opening all of them before I could see what they were. Sure enough one of them was an executable called Tweety.exe. It didn't seem to do anything and I figured I was screwed anyway so I didn't really worry about it.
About 30 - 60 min later a notepad kept opening up on my desktop and I was like WTF? So I kept closing it until I saw someone typing on it. Long story short: They basically said the same thing to me, your guy said to you and he was really quite cool actually. And ended up sparking my interest in Cybersecurity which is what I've been doing for the last 15 years or so now.
That's really cool
@@bade7 Thank you! it was, I make a pretty decent living now and it finally got me out of the restaurant business that I thought I was trapped in!
@@theoptimisticskeptic Wtf you seem like such a nice person
@@bade7 Uh oh, what did I do now? Usually when I get a comment like that I've done something wrong or offended someone! 😇
@@theoptimisticskeptic Nope i'm actually being genuine.
I genuinely worry that watching this video might transfer some of the virus' to my computer
Mechanical contact high
If you find a safe way to do this, i think something else to try is downloading a bunch, deleting them, and then seeing the final damages and how much is reparable without antivirus things.
4:49 you fool, I GOT FREE MINDFART
You once again you have helped me realize how dangerous the internet can be! LOL These videos have been so entertaining! Thank you!
"I installed Bonzai Buddy"
Me (flashing back to my early 2000s tech support gig): "The horror...the horror"
this is like putting 1000 virus's in one body and expecting one cure too fix it.
Him:shearches up free Minecraft
Fbi agent:oh I see free piracy reports
When you are done with this you should try to fix the computer to see what viruses are permanent to the pc
I had the idea to do this video and never did it. Bravo for doing much much better than I would have :P Bonzi Buddy FTW
you need to find some malware that affects the BIOS, it’s great for gaming
How do you check for malware that affects it?
@@Andrvtti you check if your computer boots up.
If it wont, you might want to get a new one :)
When i get a virus and i get 50 antiviruses, it feels as if war is happening