What the HELL is Alibaba? (A TERRIBLE Aladdin Ripoff)

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  5 років тому +4305

    Life has been insanely busy as of late so there are a few errors in the video. I try to censor cuss words when I can but a few made it under the radar. Have fun looking for em!

  • @ZefDavenport
    @ZefDavenport 5 років тому +4385

    "SWEET HOME..."
    "Alabemme"
    That made me laugh more than it should have.

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 5 років тому +50

      Zef Davenport
      0sAmA bIN lAdEn

    • @xxblackdahliaxx6490
      @xxblackdahliaxx6490 5 років тому +32

      *_Alebaboo._*

    • @Gamsterjeff600
      @Gamsterjeff600 5 років тому +10

      But have you heard
      Of memphis tennesse?

    • @ZefDavenport
      @ZefDavenport 5 років тому +4

      @@Gamsterjeff600 I don't think I have. What is it?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому

      @@Gamsterjeff600 What...is...your profile pic? X_x

  • @neveroddoreven6597
    @neveroddoreven6597 5 років тому +2449

    Maybe you can call this series “Goodwill Hunting.”

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 5 років тому +65

      You know, I actually do like them apples.

    • @stanleyyelnats4325
      @stanleyyelnats4325 5 років тому +33

      My wife's dead chief

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 5 років тому +18

      Osama bin Laden's

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 5 років тому +6

      Omg, why? XD

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 5 років тому +16

      And suddenly I'm imagining woodland hunters using shotguns to hunt Goodwill stores. "Cleetus! It's in a cul-de-sac outlet mall! There's nowhere it can run!"

  • @somedude2073
    @somedude2073 3 роки тому +301

    This movie was actually based off a folk-tale called Alibaba and the 40 Thieves. The story plays out similarly in both the movie and the original story.
    Fun fact: the folk tale was actually where the phrase "open sesame" originated.

    • @Lola1912
      @Lola1912 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you. I thought so too

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Рік тому

      As I imagined, but I highly doubt Osama Bin Laden originated in ancient Arabia.

    • @magicmusic3440
      @magicmusic3440 Рік тому +4

      It is Alibaba and the 40 Thieves. the story is very similar

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 Рік тому +3

      That’s where I learned that too! My second grade teacher had us read it out of a book of other surprisingly dark stories. Kinda threw me for a loop reading his brother shout “Oh Barley!” At a door and then the shock of realizing how he died.
      The book was cool as hell too. The only other story I remember from it though was one of a poor man with two asshole relatives, brothers I think, who (through magic plot devices) caught a horse, and the horse birthed him three magic foals as a trade to release her. Two pretty ones and one ugly one. I won’t spoil it, it’s a pretty best story. Dark, but so was the Ali Baba story.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 2 місяці тому

      And the phrase, "that's so rad."

  • @JoshuaKennedy321
    @JoshuaKennedy321 4 роки тому +527

    That clip of Ali's brother saying "Forgive me! I just got lost.." while the murderous bandits approach - that really hit me. It's so pathetic and heartbreaking, I think it delivers a rare emotional punch that a professionally made scene could never achieve.
    As horrible as this movie was, it at least had that moment.

    • @drelezar7745
      @drelezar7745 3 роки тому +38

      Joshua Kennedy too bad the animation and bad voice acting dragged it down a lot

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +8

      So you don't thin a professional movie could have a good scene ofa character begging for their life.

    • @JoshuaKennedy321
      @JoshuaKennedy321 3 роки тому +45

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Sure a professional movie could have a good scene .. professional movies are full of great scenes, but the pros would never do it like THIS. Bad movies sometimes contain little gems and I thought this was one.

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 роки тому +29

      Oh man! I didn’t even notice that bit and went back after I saw your comment, and it IS so plaintive and innocent and legit kind of heartbreaking!

    • @mashaghost8522
      @mashaghost8522 3 роки тому +15

      i'm so glad i wasn't the only one who got a tiny gut punch there, ha

  • @doiu92
    @doiu92 5 років тому +2339

    5:11
    "I want to call him the main character, since the movie's named after him, but he's really not in the film that much."
    *_They pulled a Zelda on us guys._*

    • @Rheaisla.
      @Rheaisla. 4 роки тому +40

      Oh. Lol I get it! Good job

    • @TrinityTronos
      @TrinityTronos 4 роки тому +42

      Oh~~~ ohh the reference hits me hard!

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee 4 роки тому +42

      @@TrinityTronos that sounds oddly sexual

    • @TrinityTronos
      @TrinityTronos 4 роки тому +28

      @@wheeeeeeeeeee it's because Alibaba is like Zelda, but it's a shitty movie about it.

    • @depuresso
      @depuresso 4 роки тому +10

      I legit thought about that when he said that 😂😂

  • @waterlemonandfriends
    @waterlemonandfriends 5 років тому +4704

    The Osama Bin laden line is INFINITELY funnier when you remember that this movie was made in 2002

  • @cade32X
    @cade32X Рік тому +69

    9:39
    R.I.P.
    Alibaba’s Brother
    2002-2002
    “Osama Bin Laden”

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 4 роки тому +202

    I honestly kind of liked how inconsistent the designs of the raiders looked.

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 роки тому +12

      Me too! It’s one of the rare interesting visual elements.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 3 роки тому +19

      That was probably intended to be a joke, and it'd be very funny if the rest of the movie was more consistent.

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 3 роки тому +9

      At last one of them is Batman fans. Its say something.

  • @raventurner4029
    @raventurner4029 5 років тому +2412

    Actually. The story of Alibaba and the 40 thieves has been around for a long long time. It happened much like this in the original story. The brother actually forgets the password to get out. He does get cut up and sent to Alibaba.
    The wife manages to kill all of the thieves herself by outsmarting them.

    • @LeoHeist03
      @LeoHeist03 4 роки тому +233

      Well then, still the movie needs more improving on animation and editing

    • @thetrendygamer5439
      @thetrendygamer5439 4 роки тому +236

      Finally somebody who knows the story

    • @LRoseArts
      @LRoseArts 4 роки тому +215

      And Ali baba wasn’t in the Story that Much. There was a slave girl in the original who saved Ali baba from the 40 thieves.

    • @LRoseArts
      @LRoseArts 4 роки тому +96

      It wasn’t the wife it was the slave girl who marked the doors

    • @user-bh5kv9hs4r
      @user-bh5kv9hs4r 4 роки тому +85

      wow I know the original story but this movie makes the story seem like trash!

  • @SilverSimba01
    @SilverSimba01 5 років тому +766

    Arab guy: "Osama Bin Laden"
    FBI agents: *knocks at the door and yells* "FBI...OPEN UP!!!!!

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +26

      USA:wait that's illegal

    • @MaylocBrittinorum
      @MaylocBrittinorum 5 років тому +39

      The best thing is that it was produced just one year after 9/11.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 років тому +13

      Whoever wrote that into the script must've been racist towards Arabs

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 років тому +8

      @@MaylocBrittinorum Oh God! I can't decide if that's better or worse

  • @cryptidliker5294
    @cryptidliker5294 4 роки тому +73

    4:34
    That donkey is Eeyore when he was younger. Being in this movie is why he's never happy.

  • @phinnysfruitstand7930
    @phinnysfruitstand7930 4 роки тому +70

    "osama bin laden!"
    *_we'll be right back music plays_*

  • @Ninjakimm
    @Ninjakimm 5 років тому +503

    Alibaba is actually a actual story based on Arabic mythology . But the movie is not accurate .

    • @Glareflare
      @Glareflare 5 років тому +15

      Yo I like your profile picture, is it just cool art? Or is it a character from something?

    • @sashithesushi9437
      @sashithesushi9437 5 років тому +66

      In the original movie, the wife kills all the thieves by pouring boiling oil into the jars they're hiding in. In this movie, they just get hit over the head.

    • @amirasabaa2154
      @amirasabaa2154 5 років тому +34

      And kills the boss by getting near him while dancing and stabbing him while alibaba screaming at her about her murdering a guest but she explains everything to him and telling him about the forty dead raiders in the oil

    • @armsregkralkidna1359
      @armsregkralkidna1359 5 років тому +2

      I'm alibaba saluja

    • @w.qualls7930
      @w.qualls7930 5 років тому +25

      The movie is not accurate, but it is closer than I would have expected. Although Ali Baba was married, the role his wife played here was actually filled by a young but clever slave girl who he eventually freed in gratitude. The "X" on the doors part goes on for a bit longer and is more effective than the movie conveys. They were using the cobbler, who was actually a tailor who had reassembled the brother's body, to find Ali Baba after the tailor mentioned mending a quartered corpse (because how many of those were likely to be around besides the one they had made). Even the stripping scene isn't too far off. It was a sword dance, giving her an excuse to approach the leader while armed with a blade. So yeah, poorly executed and somewhat censored but not as far from the source material as the otherwise poor retelling would suggest. Not sure what the fuss about the bowl was. A measuring bowl is used to appraise the stolen gold, but it wasn't magical as far as I know.

  • @ittailo8121
    @ittailo8121 5 років тому +2684

    Me:mom can we have Aladdin ?
    Mom:we have Aladdin at home
    Aladdin at home:

    • @veasley1215
      @veasley1215 5 років тому +57

      I actually felt this😂

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 5 років тому +86

      My grandmother consistently bought me golden films movies on accident for every birthday and holiday. I have a complete VHS collection. 😬😬😬

    • @ittailo8121
      @ittailo8121 5 років тому +36

      @@octogonSmuggler a goldmine of cringe xd

    • @caoimherush4488
      @caoimherush4488 5 років тому +5

      Bruh...

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 років тому +14

      @@octogonSmuggler did you thank her, so you didn't hurt her feelings, nothings more sad than a grandma with a broken heart?

  • @Beanie2009
    @Beanie2009 3 роки тому +26

    8:44 "what's the magic word? it's not working, akkabadackaba, aragibah,... Osama bin laden." that was the scene that made saberspark question what happened.

  • @chanimalice3874
    @chanimalice3874 3 роки тому +34

    This is actually closer to one of the original Arabian Nights stories than Disney's Aladdin

  • @LeonardAndHisBiscuit
    @LeonardAndHisBiscuit 5 років тому +738

    Please never stop using that "Hold up" reaction. It's just... so perfect. I've laughed myself into hysterics whenever you've used it.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +802

    How much self-narration do you want?
    Alibaba: Yes

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 5 років тому +5

      How about -Alibaba- *Director*

    • @KytuzuMastema
      @KytuzuMastema 5 років тому +4

      I see you almost every video. XD
      I am from Puerto Rico :)

    • @avy6153
      @avy6153 5 років тому +4

      You mean Alibama

    • @josephomega9799
      @josephomega9799 5 років тому

      Funny. I just saw the comments on "somebody that I used to know" today, and there is a big string of comments like this.

  • @kadi00z32
    @kadi00z32 3 роки тому +24

    "These characters move like they're having a seizure!" Take it from an epileptic person, they do.

  • @kryptloser69
    @kryptloser69 4 роки тому +34

    This looks like the cutscenes from the old Legend of Zelda CDI

  • @lowella8812
    @lowella8812 5 років тому +467

    "Osama bin Laden"
    Me: Hold up...

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 5 років тому +14

      Perfect Pluma BlinkingGuy.gif

  • @nanotect_
    @nanotect_ 5 років тому +692

    Me: watching Aladdin ripoff review
    Aladdin live action trailer ad: "Delete this"

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 5 років тому +7

      Don't skip the ad. He needs the ad revenue.

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +10

      Honestly, the only thing ripped off from Aladdin is the "Forty Thieves" song. Everything else is just a bad but still mostly accurate retelling of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves from The Arabian Nights (good book, highly recommend).
      Fun fact, this is what Aladdin actually looks like in the source material. vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/arabiannights/images/1/1d/Aladdin_Andrew_Lang_Rene_Bull.jpg

    • @andreiiiksavvv6054
      @andreiiiksavvv6054 5 років тому +5

      No, dude, this is an actual folk tale which was adapted. There is an popeye film inspired by it

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +2

      @@andreiiiksavvv6054 Ah, the classics. A show that inspired many kids to introduce more greens into their diet.

    • @andreiiiksavvv6054
      @andreiiiksavvv6054 5 років тому +3

      @@gihrenzabi7271 it is true, search popeye and the forty thieves

  • @feigekatarina5745
    @feigekatarina5745 4 роки тому +118

    How can Alibaba be an Aladdin ripoff?! It's a completely different story! And it's from the same collection of stories!!!

    • @rat2527
      @rat2527 4 роки тому +8

      100% agreed

    • @MintyCoolness
      @MintyCoolness 11 місяців тому +7

      I think Saber means that, while Alibaba is a different story, they tried to invoke Disney's Aladdin in many key ways, thus trying to rip it off~

    • @Naka-wc3yo
      @Naka-wc3yo 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MintyCoolness just cause an animated film take place in arabia doesn’t make it an aladdin ripoff

    • @MintyCoolness
      @MintyCoolness 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Naka-wc3yo Did...did you completely forget about the chip tune prince Ali song??? or the needless modern references???

    • @Naka-wc3yo
      @Naka-wc3yo 9 місяців тому

      @@MintyCoolness yeah true

  • @lightbluewaves5526
    @lightbluewaves5526 4 роки тому +56

    The fact that Osama bin laden's name just been thrown in there surprises me, especially the fact this cartoon was made in freaking 2002!
    Imagine like a family in New York watching this abomination then hearing that name randomly

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 років тому +580

    This looks like some kind of 90s PC game. I keep expecting to click on someone's face and trigger some kind of math puzzle minigame.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 років тому +18

      3rd party 90's PC game with terrible budgets.

    • @Derp13465256
      @Derp13465256 5 років тому +33

      It looks like one of the Zelda CDI games

    • @NormanMStewart
      @NormanMStewart 5 років тому +9

      @@Derp13465256 I just had those flashbacks, dammit!

    • @emuchamasbunita
      @emuchamasbunita 5 років тому +23

      Oh perfect. Someone finally phrased the distinct feeling I had this entire time.

    • @theshyguy1580
      @theshyguy1580 5 років тому +12

      @@Derp13465256 I swear, that the animators who made the Zelda CDI games worked on this. The animations are just to similar!!!

  • @BlueBird2011
    @BlueBird2011 5 років тому +1366

    Early concept of "Joshua and the Promised Land"

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 5 років тому +68

      *sees Joshua and the Promised Land*
      NO NOOOOOOOOO

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 років тому +21

      @The Engie That Cried Nope
      Plankton: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 років тому +8

      @Tucsoncoyote 2019
      M. Bison: OF COURSE!!!!!

    • @yuki_1002
      @yuki_1002 5 років тому +5

      NOOOOOOO!

    • @lucavalente6620
      @lucavalente6620 5 років тому +2

      Otis: PERHAPS

  • @danibetes8017
    @danibetes8017 4 роки тому +29

    This movie is literally the legend of alibaba and the 40 thieves but totally incorrect

  • @_theartwitch_5362
    @_theartwitch_5362 4 роки тому +30

    "Cave of wonders" isn't copyright. It's from an actual fairytale called Alibaba 😅

  • @pyrocainam
    @pyrocainam 5 років тому +1837

    Movies like these make me confident in my drawing/animating ability

    • @jay-mp1rb
      @jay-mp1rb 4 роки тому +90

      right! twelve year olds care more and put more effort into their animations than these things lmao

    • @dragonthehero
      @dragonthehero 4 роки тому +43

      You should be! Your profile picture is beautiful!

    • @pyrocainam
      @pyrocainam 4 роки тому +24

      DragonLoveBoom Awww thanks!

    • @TrinityTronos
      @TrinityTronos 4 роки тому +15

      Keep calm and draw more then these idiots

    • @MermaidMakes
      @MermaidMakes 4 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the exact same thing...i'm glad we're all feeling the same way! I believe in all of you!

  • @kazzymercury
    @kazzymercury 5 років тому +290

    Fun fact, Ali Baba's wife actually killed the thieves with boiling oil in the original story from the book 1001 Arabian Nights.

    • @arifakyuz7673
      @arifakyuz7673 5 років тому +38

      I thought it was his servant girl who killed them. She poured oil on the ones hiding in barrels and stabbed one who was visiting Alibaba.

    • @kazzymercury
      @kazzymercury 5 років тому +18

      @@arifakyuz7673 oh shi- that's right, kinda got it mixed up with the movie... either way, the book is better than the movie

    • @madd80
      @madd80 5 років тому +5

      Oh yeah! I remember that! We read it in school! Although I thought it was a servant who came up with it, not the wife. Although it has been a while, so I'm probably wrong.

    • @kazzymercury
      @kazzymercury 5 років тому +4

      @@madd80 well you're not wrong, it was just a servant girl and not actually his wife.

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 5 років тому +2

      @@arifakyuz7673 Whoever it was, they were bangin'. It's all the same in a thing written like 100 years ago.🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 3 роки тому +47

    It’s funny to think that beginner animators who use FlipaClip have better animation than the animation in this movie.

    • @Hiidontknowwutimdoing
      @Hiidontknowwutimdoing Рік тому +3

      As someone who recently started flip-a-clip, I can say that that statement is true

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 4 роки тому +13

    I can no longer listen to the “Hold up” part of The Next Episode without thinking of this video. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eeveeofalltrades4780
    @eeveeofalltrades4780 5 років тому +620

    UA-cam presents:
    A Saberspark Studios production:
    "I'm Confused, the movie"

    • @miaflores9627
      @miaflores9627 5 років тому +9

      10/10 movie

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 років тому +6

      IGN: 9.2 "I actually know how to play this one."

    • @Tinykooandmikey
      @Tinykooandmikey 5 років тому +3

      Staring Danny Devito, Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Tara Strong, and Kristen Bell.

    • @victormendoza6956
      @victormendoza6956 4 роки тому +1

      Movie of the year

    • @theholytaco7682
      @theholytaco7682 4 роки тому +1

      Too much confuse 7.8/10
      -IGN

  • @turnipii4246
    @turnipii4246 5 років тому +619

    Prince Ali
    Disgusting as he
    Alibaba
    Strong as one regular man definitely

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 років тому +10

      Oh hey, Ralsei. How is the lightner world treating ya?

    • @turnipii4246
      @turnipii4246 5 років тому +13

      @@matthewsimon6170
      A little bright for my taste, but the monsters here are nice!

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 років тому +4

      @@turnipii4246 Good to hear. How is Lancer doing?

    • @turnipii4246
      @turnipii4246 5 років тому +8

      @@matthewsimon6170
      From what I've heard, he's doing good as new king- the no dads allowed rule is causing some problems though

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 років тому +3

      @@turnipii4246 well, when you see him next, tell him i say hi, and to keep doing well.

  • @ravenousravens8717
    @ravenousravens8717 4 роки тому +21

    I spat out my Dr. Pepper 3 TIMES, while watching this and it still makes me crack up :,D I love/hate bad movies. I basically love people who watch them so I don’t have to, but I can still laugh at the horribleness of it.

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 4 роки тому +13

    10:30 lol the random batman symbol on that guy. xD im dying!

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 5 років тому +587

    This entire movie just looks like a collection of legend of zelda cdi cutscenes.

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 5 років тому +61

      Don’t disrespect the Zelda CDI cutscenes like that. They’re miles better than this

    • @CumulusHour
      @CumulusHour 5 років тому +9

      The middle guy at 10:39 even looks like Gwonam

    • @SpongyMemeSauce
      @SpongyMemeSauce 5 років тому +6

      Great I’ll grab my stuff

    • @QuanHoang-up5xu
      @QuanHoang-up5xu 5 років тому +2

      @@erikdaniels0n yeah at least they have better animations

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 5 років тому +9

      This entire movie would make a great YTP branch.

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 5 років тому +1104

    This series' animation looks like the rough draft of the animation in the Zelda CDI games.

    • @CelloHorse
      @CelloHorse 4 роки тому +22

      I say more like it than a draft, aside from looking slightly better.... but then again, better isn't the right term for this travesty of animation

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +8

      Oh my God!

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 4 роки тому +13

      Parker Green oh my goodness, This is awful!

    • @imnotbotheredanymore3347
      @imnotbotheredanymore3347 4 роки тому +7

      Mr. Jellysquid and the hotel mario ones. lmao

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +1

      @@seenl6eight258 IKR

  • @timyuhasey893
    @timyuhasey893 4 роки тому +20

    8:09 The fastest and most effective way to ruin a 70's classic!

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 4 роки тому +142

    Ah yes, Mojo Jojo is my favorite Jojo character.

  • @2010Isssa
    @2010Isssa 5 років тому +417

    The Osama Bin Laden part killed me. That's hilarious

  • @aidandevine5228
    @aidandevine5228 4 роки тому +11

    16:21 "I'M THE TRASH MAN!!!"

  • @tiredpillow8436
    @tiredpillow8436 4 роки тому +15

    This shit scarred me and I’ve actually seen it thinking it was a sequel to one of my favorite Disney movies. But no-

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +2

      The sequel is almost as hideous.

  • @9DRK
    @9DRK 5 років тому +643

    When grandma tries to find an Aladdin movie

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +3

      X3

    • @literalhottie
      @literalhottie 5 років тому +23

      My dad watched this in cinimas when he was younger and some kid smashed the projecter out of sheer hate of the movie

    • @literalhottie
      @literalhottie 5 років тому +9

      @This Guy haha, but they did, they were really desperate for customers that they played alot of trash movies

    • @literalhottie
      @literalhottie 5 років тому +5

      @This Guy yea, they closed down after a week of showing this

    • @cinnamoncookie6628
      @cinnamoncookie6628 5 років тому +1

      @@literalhottie that what I would do if I see Alibaba

  • @SaiOkami777
    @SaiOkami777 5 років тому +397

    The animation in Alibaba looks like the love child of Zelda CDi, Dingo Pictures, and Beavis & Butthead

    • @antboy9252
      @antboy9252 5 років тому +29

      SaiOkami777 do not disrespect Beavis and Butthead ever again

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +9

      How dare you drudge forth the foul name of ... *DINGO PICTURES* .......

    • @AgathaASR
      @AgathaASR 5 років тому

      heeEEEyyyy
      ExcuuuussseeMMMMaeee prINCes

    • @brokenshard9323
      @brokenshard9323 5 років тому +2

      I'm pretty sure that's a hate child

  • @KnakuanaRka
    @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому +7

    15:33 Godfrey’s non-animated ninja movies also have a habit of ending right when the final bad guy dies, even if there’s still plot threads left hanging, so that’s at least consistent.

  • @MajiggerRose
    @MajiggerRose 2 роки тому +21

    This is one of my favorite bad movies. I got the DVD back in 2017 and have shown it to several friends just to see their reactions so it was fun to see/hear you experiencing it. It's fun to occasionally be the one who knows what insane shit you've gotten yourself into.

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 5 років тому +790

    MY DAD WAS WATCHING ROBO VAMPIRE THE OTHER DAY
    He usually loves bad movies but he stopped at the ten minute mark with that one

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +31

      But it has Robo Cop fighting a ghost and jiangshi that are married!

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +14

      This one is actually entertaining, but it's life draining. I might never watch it again!

    • @quaqstar
      @quaqstar 4 роки тому +18

      The best part of the movie is when they switch for no reason from china to the USA where a drug nicknamed HORSE (heroin) is literally pulled out of a horse.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +2

      Get the Rifftrax, it's amazing

    • @whitetomato
      @whitetomato 3 роки тому +3

      When'sthe sequel, Hobo Cop coming out?

  • @phineasfacingforward3460
    @phineasfacingforward3460 5 років тому +401

    So glad Saberspark uploaded, UA-cam was getting DRY.

  • @Thepalmtree-rm4qp
    @Thepalmtree-rm4qp 3 роки тому +8

    10:20 the red guy has a batman sign oh his shirt im confused lmao

  • @bonbon5000
    @bonbon5000 4 роки тому +8

    7:17
    Did anybody else notice that the teapot clips behind her mouth as she lifts it up in this scene? Lmao

  • @8bitarmory846
    @8bitarmory846 5 років тому +405

    "Osama Bin Laden"
    This came out in 2002

    • @theowillis6870
      @theowillis6870 5 років тому +5

      Osama

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 років тому +30

      @İlker Kesal Considering 9/11 happened in 2001, mentioning a terrorist for nothing more than a cheap joke isn't exactly the best choice.

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 років тому +9

      @İlker Kesal The problem isn't what the character within the movie should know. The problem is that the writers of the movie attempted to make a joke in extremely poor taste, especially with how recent the attack was.

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 років тому +6

      İlker Kesal this is pretty much the equivalent of joking about Auschwitz to a Jewish survivor in 1946

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 років тому +3

      @İlker Kesal that somehow excuses them?

  • @3x0t1c.Butt3r5
    @3x0t1c.Butt3r5 3 роки тому +5

    I find it funny how some of the characters sound like a low quality audio version of Santa from The Year Without a Santa Claus! 😂

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 4 роки тому +8

    I’m both glad and terrified that you found this movie! Phelous reviewed it and now you did, with your own special twist of awesome!

  • @KingDamonThePagan
    @KingDamonThePagan 5 років тому +392

    The movie is based on the original story. So some parts are accurate, just done badly

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +15

      They did this story dirty. Also, message him on Twitter or Facebook

  • @astrialnova
    @astrialnova 5 років тому +168

    I try to look for the good in everything!
    You know there is a problem when you can't see anything worth saving in something

    • @MrRomanrin
      @MrRomanrin 5 років тому +1

      well, it has some MEMES in it ! :P
      and a guy saying "Osama bin laden!"
      hahahaha

  • @bowserkidgamingAmaya
    @bowserkidgamingAmaya 4 роки тому +5

    15:05 no one is gonna mention the fact that the backround music is prince ali

  • @tmguy3677
    @tmguy3677 4 роки тому +36

    Watching this movie is like playing Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on NES.

    • @cade32X
      @cade32X Рік тому +1

      Nerd, is that you?

  • @darthlazy7076
    @darthlazy7076 5 років тому +799

    8:51 "Osama Bin Laden!"
    *EsCuSe Me WhAt*

    • @LegoshiBR
      @LegoshiBR 5 років тому +50

      HOLD UP

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 5 років тому +32

      Darth Lazy NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @MrMistySuperEpic
      @MrMistySuperEpic 5 років тому +5

      what does that mean?

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 5 років тому +14

      Osama is the guy who is responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

    • @darthlazy7076
      @darthlazy7076 5 років тому +10

      Some guy who likes Starter Squad dude Osama Bin laden is the one who authorized the attacks on 9/11, and a US sniper assassinated him.

  • @abdullaalromaihi6440
    @abdullaalromaihi6440 5 років тому +414

    “Zaytoon” is the Arabic word for “Olive”
    So why didn’t they just call them olives?

    • @forzaacmilan36
      @forzaacmilan36 4 роки тому +5

      Naaaah man it means Guava

    • @bruhchamp16593
      @bruhchamp16593 4 роки тому +3

      Why doesn’t this have more likes?

    • @j-chandoseart
      @j-chandoseart 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe they were craving some hummus

    • @mennaalragaby6638
      @mennaalragaby6638 4 роки тому +22

      @@forzaacmilan36 No???it does mean olive . Don't trust Google translate man.

    • @theArab__
      @theArab__ 4 роки тому +10

      I can confirm it means olive. Man I’ve eaten enough olives in my life to know it.

  • @coolness1768
    @coolness1768 2 роки тому +5

    11:23 That dude walks like when I injured my knee recently.

  • @weebleflufflycakes7238
    @weebleflufflycakes7238 4 роки тому +13

    *The part of the film where Ali's brother forgets the password once he's inside is not just something made up for the film. In the original story, he does in fact forget the password and gets stuck in the cave until the thieves return and kill him. Check out the Messed Up Origins series by Jon Solo here on UA-cam, he goes through the whole story.*

    • @allenmurallo3730
      @allenmurallo3730 3 роки тому +4

      Was the brother guessing Osama Bin Laden as the password part of the original story?

  • @ammagon4519
    @ammagon4519 5 років тому +1204

    "Alakabalakaba"
    "Azakma"
    "Osama Bin Laden"
    *elfen lied op plays*

    • @mrinternetguy3625
      @mrinternetguy3625 4 роки тому +3

      @Jack Animates I was thinking the same thing

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 4 роки тому +22

      @Jack Animates The profile pic is from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo. It's the ass of the stand [Moody Blues].

    • @Mumphler
      @Mumphler 4 роки тому +7

      *Hode up*

    • @JulyBaby
      @JulyBaby 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 4 роки тому +9

      Thiccy bluez
      I mean
      Moody j a z z

  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    @ThatFanBoyGuy 5 років тому +314

    Disney Lawyers: "They stole our song! Shall we sue?"
    Disney: "No, I don't think we have anything to worry about." :-P

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 5 років тому +33

      If they act like they don't see it, maybe it'll go away.

    • @skydog0_038
      @skydog0_038 5 років тому +6

      @Lil' Connor Peterson are you sure about that

    • @cooperross9495
      @cooperross9495 5 років тому +14

      There's not much point in suing if the target has no money.

    • @saborevolutionarychief6458
      @saborevolutionarychief6458 5 років тому +4

      accquizzer More like “They’ve got no money anyways with this movie anyways.”

    • @emalyrubesch2243
      @emalyrubesch2243 5 років тому

      Lol same with DC comics

  • @nyktomaniak4004
    @nyktomaniak4004 4 роки тому +13

    "The director of the film is a guy named 'Gun-free ho'"
    Huh

  • @Starlight55678
    @Starlight55678 3 роки тому +7

    12:04 is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life but also like mood

  • @superkittygamer2967
    @superkittygamer2967 5 років тому +296

    Ali's brother: Osama bin laden!
    Me: *chockes on air*

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 5 років тому +345

    Saber is actively looking for trouble now.
    Is the lady saying "rad" going to be a meme now? I'm in full support.

  • @ditavoncheese1680
    @ditavoncheese1680 2 роки тому +35

    Ali's brother getting killed after begging for his life was genuinely heartbreaking. That was definitely the most impactful scene in the movie.

  • @spikeweed420
    @spikeweed420 3 роки тому +8

    This film is so outrageous that it caused me to lose SO many brain cells I forgot how to breath.

  • @Carsian
    @Carsian 5 років тому +306

    5:54 - Soooo, _Mojo JoJo's Bizarre Adventure_ ?

  • @happysavage6660
    @happysavage6660 5 років тому +147

    Credits?
    Who needs those!
    I guess nobody wants to take credit for a movie.
    Of *THIS* caliber!

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 років тому +4

      Im betting everyone just asked to not be included in the credits till nobody would be listed.

  • @ralucafarcas_
    @ralucafarcas_ 4 роки тому +1

    Here I am again, rewatching all your videos before going to bed. 😂 they are so relaxing to watch!

  • @briansanders8122
    @briansanders8122 3 роки тому +10

    8:24, Whoa whoa whoa! *That* part was the fault of the original 'Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves' story, don't blame the movie for *that* bit of lazy writing.

  • @starlightbard
    @starlightbard 5 років тому +117

    For some reason when he complained of the monologue part and said both JoJo and Mojo Jojo they got mixed up in my brain and...
    "Just like Mojo JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, asspull and all?"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +4

      The Powerpuff girls in JoJo....... Is that the best thing or an eternal waking nightmare, I can't decide

  • @Starry-eyed_Samantha
    @Starry-eyed_Samantha 5 років тому +444

    8:51 boy did I not see that coming.
    "Osama bin laden!"
    Me: **almost spits Dr Pepper everywhere**

    • @rockystmoore
      @rockystmoore 5 років тому +34

      h o l d u p

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 років тому +7

      That floored me too

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 років тому +11

      Moses: *Hold up*

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 5 років тому +6

      Dr Pepper, i see that you too are a refined individual

    • @Comrade_Jason
      @Comrade_Jason 5 років тому +4

      My jaw literally dropped and I couldn't believe what I just heard. That was just so intensely awkward.

  • @egon2499
    @egon2499 3 роки тому +102

    The actual story about Alibaba is not an Aladdin ripoff.
    It's like saying that Rapunzel is a ripoff of Snowwhite. 😂

  • @Gustoberg
    @Gustoberg 4 роки тому +9

    Woman: would you belive me then?
    Alibaba's bro: That's the funniest joke I ever heard

  • @FruitNDoggie
    @FruitNDoggie 5 років тому +245

    Disney: We're going to destroy one of our beloved classics.
    Alibaba: Amateurs.

    • @chori633
      @chori633 5 років тому +2

      Hey, it's actually pretty good, you should give it a chance. Obviously it's not as good as the original, but it works!

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому +2

      @@chori633 It looks better than the new Lion King. But, I have 1 question!
      Is Will Smith blue most of the movie?

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 5 років тому +1

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 yeah

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому

      @@Nikk-Astyr Is it Uncanny Valley? Because the idea of seeing the genie in live-action feels weird.

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 років тому +1

      @@chori633 No it fucking isn't. Mark my words

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 5 років тому +112

    Goodwill games: finally! A worthy opponent!
    Our battle will be legendary!

  • @sokosokolowski2823
    @sokosokolowski2823 4 роки тому +12

    Alibaba it's one of the "tales of 1000 and 1 nights" persian and arab stories.

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 4 роки тому

      Also is Aladdin.

  • @fabh9674
    @fabh9674 4 роки тому +8

    This reminds me of those Dingo Pictures movies

  • @lightyearpig12
    @lightyearpig12 5 років тому +129

    “Osama bin laden!”
    Phelous, Brad Jones & Obscurus Lupa: (dead silent before they start laughing)

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +3

      Well of course those guys are built for dealing with that kind of shitty shock value

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +1

      Who got Cinema Snob and Phelous in my Saberspark!?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +138

    Alibaba: *exists*
    Will Smith’s Genie: _ahh that’s hot, that’s hot_

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 4 роки тому

      Oh, I can't wait the all After Earth references I'm gonna make during watching Aladdin remake! xDD

  • @drelezar7745
    @drelezar7745 3 роки тому +7

    7:40 “hahahahaha that’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard 😐”

  • @lorx9425
    @lorx9425 4 роки тому +5

    The wife sounds likes one of those NPCs that won't shut up when you're just trying to do THE FRICKING QUEST

  • @lecanoscoptical3455
    @lecanoscoptical3455 5 років тому +76

    Obviously this is a post apocalyptic future, hence the batman shirt

  • @900Redmond
    @900Redmond 5 років тому +113

    Joshua And the Promised Land:ew,
    Leo the Lion:EW.
    Alibaba:EWWWWW

  • @SimplyRenny
    @SimplyRenny 3 роки тому +6

    It's not a knockoff. I read this story as a kid😭

  • @r.j.penfold
    @r.j.penfold 4 роки тому +84

    Help my eyes are bleeding.
    The animation: whack.
    The voice acting: whack.
    The plot: whack.
    The characters: whack.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 роки тому +6

      Now, I picture Donald duck going "whack!".

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 4 роки тому +4

      The backgrounds: *UŔRRRRRRGGGGGFHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @chubbiMommi
      @chubbiMommi 3 роки тому +2

      Whack🤚

    • @SuperJavaMan7
      @SuperJavaMan7 3 роки тому

      @@sleep3417 The buildings looks like some roblox games buildings lol...

  • @skrittle555
    @skrittle555 5 років тому +171

    ok but can you please watch "Robo Vampire" because.... i have so many questions....

    • @jmns9595
      @jmns9595 5 років тому +11

      I've watched it, and if you like bad movies, I definitely recommend it. There's a channel here called Wu Tang Collection which has this movie

    • @erthwormjack
      @erthwormjack 5 років тому +1

      He should watch it. It is a rip off of robo cop

    • @noragardner4072
      @noragardner4072 5 років тому +1

      Here you go
      ua-cam.com/video/kPFYwKC_JDc/v-deo.html

    • @samm4857
      @samm4857 5 років тому

      it's only a dollar you ain't special please

    • @noragardner4072
      @noragardner4072 5 років тому

      @@samm4857 Are you talking to me?

  • @chupacabra2071
    @chupacabra2071 5 років тому +114

    A quote: "oSaMA BiN LAdeN!"
    Another quote: "no! nOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @luma4902
    @luma4902 Рік тому +4

    The cover art is actually beautiful wish the movie was in this style. Like other said Alibaba and aladdin are two different folktales. This movie does a good job to show how animation can be dificult to make especially hand drawn

  • @jennarmstrong3685
    @jennarmstrong3685 4 роки тому +4

    "I want Aladdin."
    Grandma : "I just bought you Aladdin."

    • @elilackey7341
      @elilackey7341 4 роки тому +1

      But granfma ia secretly an agent watching your every movement to suspect your fight moves she then leaps out and uses her karate moves to get you. You start firing an AK-47
      but she blocks with her robot arm
      You the throw a gernade but she knocks it back with a tennis racket.
      You have a long tennis grenade match. Until kermit grabs it and sacrifises himself. You summon shrek and Matt
      But she summons big chungus and moto moto. Everyone is fighting eachother but she pulls out a mega caine. Matt and big chungus are dead. You luckily have. A laser gun. You have a laser fight but both weapons tun out oof laser juice. You send out. A. Suprised pikachu while she isn't looking getting the no
      Ending the fight. As you sit down with shrek and pikachu to watch Aladdin on Disney+

    • @idollafan2872
      @idollafan2872 3 роки тому

      This is not Aladdin movie.

    • @ibuj001
      @ibuj001 2 роки тому

      @@idollafan2872 yeah that’s the joke

  • @luckytidbit6225
    @luckytidbit6225 5 років тому +102

    6:08 she’s like a video game npc giving you a quest or something

    • @ThePumpingiron27
      @ThePumpingiron27 3 роки тому +9

      Where's the skip, where's the skip! Crap I pushed do not accept. Now I gotta re watch it. 🤦‍♀️

  • @Nagashikima
    @Nagashikima 5 років тому +333

    Ali Baba is the Original Story on which Alladin is based. The Story is from 1001 nights.

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 роки тому +33

      Well Alibaba had them 40 theives

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 4 роки тому +17

      Aladdin is a separate story based on a story from China actually it was added in the 1,001 nights in the original Aladdin the main character was a prince

    • @frogworeshiper5106
      @frogworeshiper5106 4 роки тому +2

      i knowwww lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +4

      Arabian nights

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +3

      @@jordanpowell2242 You're right about it being from China, but I think you're wrong about the prince thing.

  • @the_psychedelic_lucario
    @the_psychedelic_lucario 3 роки тому +3

    Oh my god! That is crazy that you posted this! I had just recently thought you should review this movie! I used to own it. It came from the dollar store! It was hilarious how bad it was!

  • @nattybunderson1389
    @nattybunderson1389 3 роки тому

    never have laughed harder from one of your videos! good work dude!

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 5 років тому +214

    Spark's elderly neighbors: hey what's the neighbor kid doing?
    Neighbors wife: he's burying a movie and flipping off the dirt mound which the movie is under.
    Neighbor guy: has it been half a month already?