What the HELL is The Christmas Tree? - Christmas Crap

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 років тому +3109

    The first episode of my new 'Christmas Crap' series! And what better way to start this off than by reviewing one of the worst holiday films out there...The Christmas Tree. Enjoy!
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
    Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

    • @Deform-2024
      @Deform-2024 6 років тому +18

      Might as well do rapsittie street kids while your at it.

    • @yeahitsmaleiha2560
      @yeahitsmaleiha2560 6 років тому +4

      Nice work.love your channel. Subscribed❤

    • @inesfr4071
      @inesfr4071 6 років тому +2

      Good thing I'm early

    • @Jackbugz
      @Jackbugz 6 років тому +3

      Nod nod nod

    • @Ninelgarcia7
      @Ninelgarcia7 6 років тому +1

      Saberspark I’m burning help me

  • @speedpaintnasla8837
    @speedpaintnasla8837 6 років тому +7069

    When a tree is a better actor than you

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 5 років тому +2352

    "Here goes the children's money again!" Um. Lady... do you know how gambling is supposed to work? Because it sure sounds like you're playing to lose.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 4 роки тому +228

      Mavilda plays for the thrill of the game

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 4 роки тому +186

      I don't think you understand. She's supposed to be evil, so she is happy at losing the money that is supposed to go to the orphans. That is how bad people work here in the real hugh mann world.

    • @charliethech0nk298
      @charliethech0nk298 4 роки тому +52

      This lady wanna waste money that belongs to children.
      I would do that too.
      Edit: jk

    • @johnjamele
      @johnjamele 4 роки тому +33

      @@charliethech0nk298 yeah seriously- if you win, it's just gravy. The POINT is to be EVIL.

    • @Emberilliance
      @Emberilliance 4 роки тому +46

      And yet she's upset when she ultimately loses the money. I guess she had an evil stroke and temporarily forgot that losing the money would be bad for her.

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud 5 років тому +2634

    For anyone curious, eye exams exist for children who can't read yet. I had my first pair at 5 and instead of letters, they show you the silhouettes of animals and ask you to name them.

    • @benjaminphelps561
      @benjaminphelps561 5 років тому +195

      huh, i was wondering that, you just saved me a Google trip

    • @ULISES814
      @ULISES814 5 років тому +208

      Thank you, i was about to point that. Also glasses are to view well not just to read. I have checked analphabet patients that are 80 years old and just want to see correctly.

    • @DoReMela
      @DoReMela 4 роки тому +39

      @@ULISES814 analphabet

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 роки тому +40

      Ahh.
      I didn't get my glasses until I was off to college so I have no idea how it works for kids.

    • @SuolaSirkka
      @SuolaSirkka 4 роки тому +66

      And I've had eye exams that was full of Es rotated in different directions, and you had to tell which way it was "open" to. Haven't seen the animal version.

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 4 роки тому +548

    I love how calm the mom is about her kids missing. And yet she is determined to protect a tree.

  • @tinyarmada2019
    @tinyarmada2019 5 років тому +1818

    "Fortunately, a bear shows up."
    Jesus, dude.

    • @rhanemoser5864
      @rhanemoser5864 5 років тому +85

      I was like relly cool wait what?! Then I realised that being killed by a bear would have been better than the orphanage

    • @KodiaxeMusic
      @KodiaxeMusic 4 роки тому +17

      You rang?

    • @FreeSpiritPaulette
      @FreeSpiritPaulette 4 роки тому +7

      KODIAXE 800th subscriber

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 роки тому +6

      Bear: Maybe i am really dumb bear

    • @lesewing
      @lesewing 4 роки тому +21

      The bear just wanted to put this movie out of it's misery.

  • @aufowithwificoverage3328
    @aufowithwificoverage3328 5 років тому +794

    *Santa arrives with the missing girl*
    Santa:"I've come from the mayor's"

    • @Emilightning
      @Emilightning 5 років тому +13

      It's Christmas eve and I'm wheezing with laughter at this comment for some reason thank you

    • @Grave_of_the_Sea
      @Grave_of_the_Sea 4 роки тому +2

      Basement

    • @unaccompanied_minor2546
      @unaccompanied_minor2546 4 роки тому +2

      rED vElv3t f04 st0ckINg???
      wHut'S tHaT???

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 4 роки тому +3

      What happened at the mayor's. I don't think I wanna know. XD

  • @insulttothehumanrace3807
    @insulttothehumanrace3807 6 років тому +802

    Doug Walker described the dad's voice acting best: '"I'm going to check with the doctor and see if I'm clinically still alive."'

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +34

      i also love his “David Duchovny on quailudes has more expression”

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 роки тому +20

      “We’ve come from the mayors”
      -_-
      “…I better go now”

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 4 місяці тому +3

      I more especially like Phelous' take on the dad's voice acting, portraying him as an uncaring robot: "I'd better go now. (Phelous takes over, with his voice edited to sound like a robot) And, by the way, I am a robot. Take my family. I shall not miss them. (Voice returns to normal) Take good care of yourself and the children, Judy. (Phelous' robot voice again) Or don't. It shall not affect me either way."

  • @Emberilliance
    @Emberilliance 4 роки тому +936

    Fun fact, Saber: Lily was voiced by the real-life daughter of Judy's voice actress...so it was one of those "Hey, I can't get a babysitter for my 3-year-old while I'm at work, do you mind if we give her a role in the movie?" type of circumstances.

    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 3 роки тому +76

      Is that’s why Lilly voice acting sound bland and terrible.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +93

      That poor child
      She’s gonna grow up and her friends are gonna find this

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 2 роки тому +25

      @@Lucifersfursona how old is this movie?
      I think she’s long out grown any embarrassment by now

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 2 роки тому +14

      @Ms Aileen Valentine yeah I think she’s over it.

    • @justinwright4628
      @justinwright4628 Рік тому +9

      @@redrasegarden saberspark said it come out in 1991

  • @InkyFace
    @InkyFace 6 років тому +4800

    Please use “We come from the mayor’s” in other videos too😂😂

  • @lukaastraearose5227
    @lukaastraearose5227 6 років тому +529

    ....i have just noticed, evil grape lady doesnt have ears. her earrings... are attached to her cheek bones.

  • @stardino9475
    @stardino9475 6 років тому +759

    *pops up* "we come from the mayors"
    *fandom turns it into a meme*
    *saber spark* "No, NO, NOOOO"

  • @frenchfrywaffle7082
    @frenchfrywaffle7082 4 роки тому +348

    Right, this is the movie that made Markiplier break down in laughter from an out of context edit which makes the kids look like that santa blew them up with his magic

    • @jomet9019
      @jomet9019 3 роки тому +10

      Which vid is that?

    • @liamball4643
      @liamball4643 3 роки тому +19

      @@jomet9019 ua-cam.com/video/Zaauvfh8ATQ/v-deo.html pretty sure it's this one

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 2 роки тому +14

      @@jomet9019 Feel like you found it already, but it’s “Try Not to Laugh Challenge #18”

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 Рік тому +2

      It's blocked for me.

  • @queef98
    @queef98 6 років тому +1341

    "This might have been the worst voice acting i have ever seen."
    - Saberspark.

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 6 років тому +34

      Famous last words....

    • @DANIxDANGER
      @DANIxDANGER 6 років тому +27

      I'd buy that shirt

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому +52

      Joshua and the promise land realizing its worst voice acting trophy's being stolen: No! NOOOOOO!

    • @erinlopez5344
      @erinlopez5344 6 років тому +12

      seen

    • @zixdude1595
      @zixdude1595 6 років тому +7

      This is kinda controversial, but am I the only one that thinks that Saberspark's voice has been
      more monotonous
      than it was before?
      The scripting is great, but when he reads it, he sounds bored...

  • @mr.sarcastic4572
    @mr.sarcastic4572 5 років тому +614

    Kid: I got a present!
    Mom: open it!
    Kid: it’s from... _the mayors_

  • @RykerDavis123
    @RykerDavis123 6 років тому +1106

    Dude I choked on my whiskey with that "those children are defective" line

  • @kaycee1076
    @kaycee1076 4 роки тому +498

    Btw, some of the characters are literally traced from older Disney movies: when Mrs Mavilda is in bed, that's ripped from Cinderella (specifically the step-mother in bed scene); There's an old couple in one of the night scenes outside who look incredibly familiar (the woman was definitely a maid in one Disney's movies) and there's a woman at the end who definitely ripped from The Sword In the Stone!

    • @teewee2743
      @teewee2743 3 роки тому +8

      :0

    • @MutatedPercent
      @MutatedPercent 3 роки тому +14

      Good eye

    • @Miragemage
      @Miragemage 3 роки тому +27

      Is it just me or does licorice appear to be ripped form lady and the tramp too? Atleast some frames and scenes.

    • @julesrules7297
      @julesrules7297 2 роки тому +4

      @@Miragemage I could see it.

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 роки тому +6

      That makes this all the more entertaining- Good eye and even better memory

  • @thesteamhunk
    @thesteamhunk 5 років тому +517

    "I'm afraid you won't be getting-"
    *Ad Starts*
    "League of Legends"

  • @memesarecool4363
    @memesarecool4363 6 років тому +432

    "Ok little girl read the first line."
    "Uh, apple."

    • @CAPTAPHOENIXF90
      @CAPTAPHOENIXF90 6 років тому +8

      I hope there some bone Apple's bees

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 років тому

      Haha yes I too seen the video.

    • @Loopimay
      @Loopimay 5 років тому +5

      "Okay, say apple!"
      *jumps*
      "Alright, close enough."

    • @filipfilip1507
      @filipfilip1507 3 роки тому +1

      @@CAPTAPHOENIXF90 *boneappletea

  • @bspink74
    @bspink74 4 роки тому +210

    “Not when you go through the ᵂᶦⁿᵈᵒʷ”

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 6 років тому +505

    For years I wondered where Ray suddenly came from at the end of the movie. I should've realized...
    ...he came from the mayor's.

  • @anabritelora
    @anabritelora 5 років тому +1072

    I just checked IMDb. Apparently this is the *only* acting credit for literally every actor listed.

    • @AhmedDaYoutuber
      @AhmedDaYoutuber 4 роки тому +164

      I'm not surprised tbh, Probably the director just got his family members to voice all the characters in the movie, That's probably why It's just one acting credit lmao

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 4 роки тому +35

      Damn that's alot of R.I.P.'s

    • @scarebear1265
      @scarebear1265 4 роки тому +20

      Jeez, I can’t imagine why

    • @Astralite1
      @Astralite1 3 роки тому +12

      @@AhmedDaUA-camr *her

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 3 роки тому +3

      @@AhmedDaUA-camr sus

  • @danielyoho9398
    @danielyoho9398 6 років тому +2191

    *WE COME FROM THE MAYOR’S*

    • @AflipKID91
      @AflipKID91 6 років тому +62

      Seriously the best quote lmao

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson 6 років тому +66

      Let's make this a channel meme.

    • @murrayjones694
      @murrayjones694 6 років тому +28

      That's gonna be the new no noooooo

    • @user-wq3iz3qb6s
      @user-wq3iz3qb6s 6 років тому +30

      This better become a meme on this channel.

    • @valonarious5399
      @valonarious5399 6 років тому +25

      We come from the NOOOOOOOOO

  • @Grimno
    @Grimno 4 роки тому +90

    "Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?!"
    Cotton Eye Joe: "We come from the mayors."

    • @Eleanorscatmom
      @Eleanorscatmom Рік тому +5

      the noise that just came out of me was ugly lmao idk why I found that so funny but it was lol

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 років тому +860

    _"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"_
    *~ Gangster (Home Alone 2, 1992)*

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro 6 років тому +796

    Moses' no is now mandatory for every video.

    • @ripmo3503
      @ripmo3503 6 років тому +16

      Quadrenaro more like “no”ses amirite?

    • @combatking0
      @combatking0 6 років тому +11

      No. *Nooooooooooooooo!*

    • @fool6450
      @fool6450 6 років тому +9

      **Distressed Moses noises**

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 6 років тому +7

      No... *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

    • @collinkeyser6827
      @collinkeyser6827 5 місяців тому +1

      And "We Come From The Mayor's"

  • @Obscureanimeguy
    @Obscureanimeguy 5 років тому +778

    15:46 Not gonna lie, it really feels like they just traced over one those Coca Cola Santa designs for this shot

  • @racheln8563
    @racheln8563 4 роки тому +415

    I keep imagining this scenario at the end of the film:
    Mother: “Let’s keep Mrs. Mavilda on as my assistant....”
    Mayor: “The woman who deserves to spend the rest of her life in jail for countless charges of abuse and neglect, let alone embezzlement of town funds?”
    Mother: “You should talk-you hand out literal bagfuls of money with no oversight as to how it’s spent, and no paper trail....”
    Mayor: “Forget I said anything. Carry on!”

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 роки тому +38

      Mother: Miss Mavilda's much better behaved since that lightning strike though. She frequently wets her pants, has a bizarre twitch, has to wear a pacemaker and wears a diaper on her head, but she's absolutely nice as can be now!

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 2 роки тому +1

      *Like you can talk

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 Рік тому +7

      I like to think this is how it went down, they blackmail the mayor with his incompetence into not pursuing criminal charges

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Рік тому +4

      @@dr.altoclef9255
      And calls herself the Chicken God.

    • @barbaraparks6019
      @barbaraparks6019 Рік тому

      Oh my gosh that is a great video about a bad film on saberspark thank God for you and your family and friends
      😊

  • @TheSaberWolfDuchess
    @TheSaberWolfDuchess 6 років тому +215

    Fun Fact: Kids who can't read yet (and maybe those who's symbolic alphabet isn't ours, like Russian or asian characters) will have a different chart with symbols for their eye exams. The kid has to use their hand to mimic which way the symbol is pointing, and the doctor can tell their eyesight is poor if they hesitate or get it wrong.

    • @caspian4316
      @caspian4316 6 років тому +8

      I got glasses before I could read. My eye doctor gave me an eye chart with symbols instead. (Apple, Cat, etc.)

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +2

      @@bubbles185 Must be fun when they can't tell wtf they're even supposed to be looking at and get every answer wrong.

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm9899 5 років тому +328

    “It just hits us with this terrifying face out of nowhere.”
    Oh come on, I’m sure it’s not-OH GOD

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +638

    *THERE GOES THE CHILDREN'S MONEY AGAIN!*

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 років тому +40

      "Wow lady. You are human garbage."

    • @kujo4388
      @kujo4388 6 років тому +22

      And she was magically forgiven

    • @libertyprime1710
      @libertyprime1710 6 років тому +21

      *nOw YoUr cOoKiNg WitH gAS!*

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 років тому +17

      That shouldn't be long with your fast fingers should it mel?
      *f a s t f i n g e r s*

    • @fluttershaman8218
      @fluttershaman8218 5 років тому +2

      ImmaLittlePip 3:16

  • @GillyRose55
    @GillyRose55 4 роки тому +169

    I am seriously willing to reanimate and re-voice this ENTIRE movie with some of my friends...

    • @elilackey7341
      @elilackey7341 4 роки тому +11

      No you can't do that
      You have no friends

    • @jarchivist4330
      @jarchivist4330 2 роки тому +23

      you should do it, but give mrs.Mavilda a bad ending, like getting chased by that bear

    • @idiotguy6738
      @idiotguy6738 2 роки тому

      @@elilackey7341 Says you

    • @handlingyourmom
      @handlingyourmom 2 роки тому

      You should do it, but kill off Ms. Mavilda

    • @enderguyx2081
      @enderguyx2081 2 роки тому

      @@jarchivist4330 no, no, make her have a bad end with the chainsaw!

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 6 років тому +268

    When the thumbnail has better artwork than the actual movie...

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 6 років тому +371

    It would be a SHAME IF HER EMPLOYERS *FOUND OUT SHE WAS R E S P O N S I B L E F O R T H I S F I L M.*

  • @mysterygamer48
    @mysterygamer48 5 років тому +391

    I love how she asks the woodcutter if he still has his “electric” chainsaw. First off I doubt they had batteries with a large enough of capacity to power the chainsaw. And ALSO the director uses the sound of a gas one. Continuity 100

    • @toddknaperek8225
      @toddknaperek8225 4 роки тому +37

      Aiden Monk yeah what era is this supposed to be in? Judy dresses like Cinderella, drives a 20’s era car while the husband looks like he’s selling Hoover’s in the 50’s.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 4 роки тому +29

      Meanwhile the Mayor looks like Ben Franklin and uses literal sacks of cash for funding.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +5

      @@Maxisamo1 He’s also driving some sort of like…stretched Ford Model T.

    • @Barracudo11109
      @Barracudo11109 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah not to mention the train at the beginning was a steam powered one instead of being a diesel/electric and then they show a TV at Frank’s house

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 Рік тому +1

      *So clearly the answer was no, he didn’t still have that electric chainsaw*

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland 4 роки тому +577

    "Seriously! This movie might have the worst voice acting I've ever seen!"
    *You saw the voice acting?*

    • @NemoNautilusEra
      @NemoNautilusEra 4 роки тому +42

      I was hearing all the replies to see if someone saw him say that.
      Good job!

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 4 роки тому +62

      Well of course, as everyone knows, if ya get bad enough voice acting, it can cause a rippling distortion event that causes the sound barrier to become visible to the human eye. Thus he can see the voice acting.

    • @toxicloafy7914
      @toxicloafy7914 3 роки тому +17

      @@NemoNautilusEra I also saw him saying that

    • @SkylarGlider
      @SkylarGlider 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, I also heard the bad lip syncing

    • @moment3049
      @moment3049 3 роки тому +3

      @@NemoNautilusEra *saw* him *saying*

  • @yugoslavia6726
    @yugoslavia6726 6 років тому +261

    1. Saber is a connoisseur in bad movies
    2. What the hell is this?
    3. “We come from the mayor’s” is a new meme for this channel

    • @DuskEalain
      @DuskEalain 6 років тому +8

      "We come from the mayor's"
      [slow zoom in on foster mom's face]
      "No... _NOOOOOO!"_

    • @angel3sappin914
      @angel3sappin914 6 років тому

      4. Judy is flat

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 6 років тому

      @jbiehlable Or bobsheaux.

    • @coolkids7889
      @coolkids7889 6 років тому

      Atlas Hamilton
      *Nooooooooo*
      *Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo*
      *NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @kawiihueness9395
    @kawiihueness9395 5 років тому +478

    "That must have been one interesting eye exam"
    Me, who has had glasses since she was 18 months old: I'm sure it is

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 5 років тому

      Kawii Hueness lol

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 4 роки тому +1

      @@witheredbonnie9268 nice username!

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 роки тому +2

      Melissa Lonla thanks

    • @TheGamingVillas
      @TheGamingVillas 4 роки тому +10

      They make glasses for children younger than 2?

    • @kawiihueness9395
      @kawiihueness9395 4 роки тому +34

      @@TheGamingVillas yep! They typically wrap around the ears so the baby can't take them off by themselves/they won't fall off. Kinda weird but for babies who are visually impaired enough to need glasses at that age, I'm sure its better to just go ahead and give them glasses rather than wait.

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 5 років тому +1243

    Why is "we come from the mayors" the meme?
    What about "Not when you go through the wiiiindoooow" (0:30)

    • @emiliestafford306
      @emiliestafford306 5 років тому +60

      Alice Red True! I started dying when that was said.

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 5 років тому +96

      What about "f a s t f i n g e r s"?

    • @markthomaskiec2453
      @markthomaskiec2453 5 років тому +49

      Probably because can ever understand whatever the hell that girl says.

    • @itzuthesilkwing1694
      @itzuthesilkwing1694 5 років тому +35

      What line in this movie ISN'T memeable?

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 років тому +32

      Why isn't 4:30 a meme? By that,I mean there should be a picture of the old woman getting angry then just a picture of the blank, emotionless face of the other woman.

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke Рік тому +19

    My two small children are lost in the night woods in below freezing temperatures literally being attacked by a bear, but doggone it, I've got a tree to save!

  • @sushigreentea4429
    @sushigreentea4429 6 років тому +247

    not when you come through the winn dow.

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 6 років тому +408

    Choir Kids: “Oh Christmas Tree oh Christmas Tree...”
    Saberspark: *Bursts through the door with a chainsaw*

    • @kiroonsmoon
      @kiroonsmoon 6 років тому +7

      Fifi_ Leafy Why did I laugh at this?

    • @radioactivecupcake2447
      @radioactivecupcake2447 6 років тому +11

      i want fanart of this

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 роки тому +2

      RadioActiveCupcake Same

    • @godmodeextreme
      @godmodeextreme 3 роки тому +2

      Specifically an electric chainsaw.

    • @JohnAdams-pp7vi
      @JohnAdams-pp7vi 3 роки тому +7

      @@radioactivecupcake2447 This, or Saberspark with a Vietnam War napalm flamethrower, screaming "This ends *now* f*ckers, ho ho ho!"

  • @Crusader820
    @Crusader820 6 років тому +272

    16:06 Well clearly the extra two children will come from the mayor's.

  • @sympathetictothedevil
    @sympathetictothedevil 4 роки тому +122

    the kids are secretly satan’s minions
    Wait, *every character from this movie are working with satan*

    • @RoeMint69
      @RoeMint69 2 роки тому

      We come from -the mayors- satans

    • @Yman286
      @Yman286 Рік тому +2

      You mean the way how those
      kids be smiling

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 років тому +255

    All the characters have dead fish eyes.

    • @cooper_fallindough
      @cooper_fallindough 6 років тому +4

      XD

    • @jcherry875
      @jcherry875 6 років тому +10

      Looks like they have cataract. All of them

    • @nicoleflores2054
      @nicoleflores2054 6 років тому +6

      and all the kids smiles are just..scary

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 років тому +1

      "I think the simplest thing in life are associated with *d e a t h-"*

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 27 днів тому

      and all the kids have flinstone mouths

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +457

    Not when you go through the window

    • @dingus_wow
      @dingus_wow 6 років тому +29

      When you go through the win - dow

    • @whatnow7688
      @whatnow7688 6 років тому +13

      oh, *that's* what she said

    • @ElectricHelloKitty
      @ElectricHelloKitty 6 років тому +17

      Tip toe
      Through the window
      By the window
      That’s where I’ll be

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 5 років тому +885

    "She uses the money for her personal pleasure."
    My corrupted mind: "I'd rather not imagine that..."

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 5 років тому +21

      Your loss

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 5 років тому +60

      @@Soulraven2735 Whatever floats your boat, mate.

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 4 роки тому +47

      It's too late, you've already thought of it in at least 3 different scenarios and one of them surprisingly involves a midget and a Dwarf arguing.

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 4 роки тому +17

      Sar Meister You’re not wrong...

    • @eslirastar666
      @eslirastar666 4 роки тому +9

      I thought the same thing lmao

  • @iloveecarti82
    @iloveecarti82 4 роки тому +50

    Saber: “we have a lot of bad Christmas movies”
    Me: (demonic flashbacks to Rapsittie street kids)

  • @BigBossMan538
    @BigBossMan538 6 років тому +346

    So far this is my favorite bad Christmas movie. It's a perfect storm of hilariously bad!

    • @BigBossMan538
      @BigBossMan538 6 років тому +3

      My other so bad it's good favorite is Cool Cat - my religion.

  • @TomokoKuroki0164
    @TomokoKuroki0164 6 років тому +96

    Right after the kid said, "change my diaper," I got an ad. I also spilled my drink on myself, what an unlucky day.

  • @channelconstructiontempora2824
    @channelconstructiontempora2824 5 років тому +574

    9:20 I have a theory:

    this film was made on powerpoint

    • @yanselalmodovar918
      @yanselalmodovar918 5 років тому +37

      As someone who made an animation on PowerPoint, this is a valid theory.

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 5 років тому +6

      Channel under construction a film theory

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 4 роки тому +2

      @@yanselalmodovar918 omg that sounds so cool!

    • @yanselalmodovar918
      @yanselalmodovar918 4 роки тому +18

      @@charlotterhodes7359 I'm an amateur artist and I know nothing about animations. For a class, we were supposed to make our own short animation. I procrastinated until the very last day. I drew, I believe, 27 pages on paper by hand of a flower blooming and someone coming out of it. My hand was hurting really badly after drawing all that. Then I scanned them all into my computer and inserted them into the powerpoints (I did encounter a problem with PP unable to use the scans as they were saved as pdf files so I had to screenshot them to change their format from pdf to image). I managed to do all of this within three hours and I got an A+ for it (this was a college art class so that grade was a miracle). So this movie has no excuse to have such a crappy animation except that they stopped trying as soon as they started.

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 4 роки тому +3

      @@yanselalmodovar918 oh lol 😂 congrats on passing it! I'm an amateur artist as well I've started to make some little animatics and animations but my art style is terrible so far so I'm still trying to develop it to a higher standard

  • @ZimVader-0017
    @ZimVader-0017 3 роки тому +37

    13:28 that's the most emotion I've seen out of this woman. And then she just walks out all casually.

  • @ysdetswyes7078
    @ysdetswyes7078 6 років тому +125

    The poor children have been locked up so long they forgot how to talk like actual human beings

  • @LordWeems
    @LordWeems 5 років тому +169

    OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE THE VINE OF SANTA EXPLODING THE KIDS COMES FROM?
    OH MY GOD

  • @indigowendigo8165
    @indigowendigo8165 6 років тому +562

    Did the villain just get struck by lightning? o.o Then she survives ans gets forgiven...
    Yeah, terrible. :p At the very least, it's weird. XD

    • @munchmandrifta
      @munchmandrifta 6 років тому +27

      He forgot that it's technically worse than that, she gets struck by lightning and she is suddenly good, meaning the lightning was brainwashing Lightning, which is fucking horrifying.

    • @Wiseman6672
      @Wiseman6672 6 років тому +22

      That's why you shouldn't chop down a tree, it might be friends with a lightning god

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 6 років тому +4

      She was possibly wearing rubber, since that conducts electicaty

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 6 років тому +14

      She now occasionally pisses her pants and thinks she's the Chicken God.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 6 років тому +5

      From Santa Zeus, no less.

  • @ZmanTok
    @ZmanTok 4 роки тому +39

    “We come from the mayor’s” absolutely kills me everytime

  • @jag2583
    @jag2583 6 років тому +259

    Casually says “here goes the children’s money again!!” Omg XD

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 років тому +13

      No remourse. That's Jake Paul levels of sociopathy. She's like a human Lootbox

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 років тому

      @@kaydwessie296 watch in the mind of Jake paul. Your opinion might change on him.

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 5 років тому +194

    "We come from the Mayor's."
    That guy sounds like me. Dying inside and hope dwindling by the minute.

  • @PhiaPrevost
    @PhiaPrevost 6 років тому +732

    My... my family had a VHS recording of this movie from the one time it aired... We lost it years ago, but I remember watching it with my sister several times a year. Granted I was a tiny tot with no sense of taste so I remember this movie fondly, but MAN OH MAN does its dated nature hit you like a fucking truck. I was honestly starting to think the movie itself was some sort of fever dream I had since no one in the world seemed to know about it but me... But still I cant fully bring myself to hate it... but ill gladly watch other people hate it XD

    • @SlightlyPeeved
      @SlightlyPeeved 6 років тому +8

      Phia Same..

    • @ALTERADEMINSONS
      @ALTERADEMINSONS 6 років тому +16

      Me too gosh I can't believe I at time I thought this movie was really good. (Mostly because little kid me thought Every Christmas movie must be a Christmas) classic)

    • @theinternalkiller
      @theinternalkiller 6 років тому +2

      I Love it (ironically). I think mavilda is the greatest villain of all time. 👌if I ever feel sad I can watch this movie and feel instantly better. They should show this to hospital patients as laugh therapy.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +3

      @@ALTERADEMINSONS Failed to parse data, unbalanced bracket
      ...Christmas) classic)

    • @bananaman3954
      @bananaman3954 5 років тому +1

      Ded

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 роки тому +30

    You should've used the "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one" time card from SpongeBob when you used them in the bit about the mayor.

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 6 років тому +129

    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
    Now give it back

    • @murasakiusagi5124
      @murasakiusagi5124 6 років тому +16

      Sorry but the defective kids ate it

    • @stephaniesmith2115
      @stephaniesmith2115 6 років тому +4

      ...But... But the very next day, I gave it to someone else; you have to ask _them_ for it :(

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 6 років тому +120

    Those pupils are the epitome of the word " suffering "

  • @Laurabeck329
    @Laurabeck329 6 років тому +218

    Is "We come from the mayor" doing to become a new "Nooooooooooooooooooo"?

  • @karaokebackgroundplaylists9878
    @karaokebackgroundplaylists9878 2 роки тому +35

    15:46 The Santa Face actually looks realisticly detailed

  • @helloklaussen
    @helloklaussen 6 років тому +172

    I bet “we come from the mayor” and that santa face will become a meme

    • @borisscatterbrayne6502
      @borisscatterbrayne6502 6 років тому +10

      One part of this movie is already a meme

    • @nanamoon7649
      @nanamoon7649 6 років тому +4

      @@borisscatterbrayne6502
      Witch part?

    • @borisscatterbrayne6502
      @borisscatterbrayne6502 6 років тому +2

      The part where santa leaves and uses his magic to give the kids clothes. Someone edited it to where instead of getting the clothes they get blown up

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 років тому +1

      Why is nobody talking about the "fast fingers" thing???

  • @oliversbuildingco.2880
    @oliversbuildingco.2880 5 років тому +909

    Not to flex,
    But I have this on dvd.

  • @GreenTomas2372
    @GreenTomas2372 3 роки тому +19

    Saberspark: "The kids have the worst voice acting I ever heard"
    Slimeboy: "Are you sure about that"

    • @PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006
      @PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006 2 роки тому +1

      Michael Angelis in the UK dub of Season 3 of Thomas: Neither of you would be as dumb as me to take that title

  • @amberfox9543
    @amberfox9543 5 років тому +269

    “Noo lily!”
    *ORPHANS NOD AMD GRIN EVILY*

  • @innactive8909
    @innactive8909 6 років тому +71

    "Oh by the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree."
    *I'm dead!*

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 років тому +1

      Then how are you typing

    • @justruinedyourday4864
      @justruinedyourday4864 6 років тому +4

      @@dontknowdontcare1934 *NECROMANCY*

    • @4717-b7j
      @4717-b7j 6 років тому +2

      I'm just a humble necromancer trying to raise a family.

    • @AnOverratedMon
      @AnOverratedMon 6 років тому +1

      @@dontknowdontcare1934 your name answers it actually lol

    • @iradgumbs886
      @iradgumbs886 6 років тому

      Dont Know Don't Care he came from the mayors

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 6 років тому +81

    Fun fact: In Scandinavia, there was supposedly a tree called the Oak of Thor and the Thunderer would smite you if you cut it down. Granted, it was eventually cut down with the rise of Christianity, but I thought of it with that Infinity War bit.

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 3 роки тому +1

      ⚡🌳⚡

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +6

      I've heard an old Germanic myth that Christmas trees were encouraged to replace certain trees that were highly prized among Norse pagans. Like "fine, fine, you can have a tree, but use this one instead because it's a triangle and it represents the holy trinity."
      "Oh cool, it's an arrow pointing up to the gods."
      "Close enough."

  • @charliethech0nk298
    @charliethech0nk298 4 роки тому +33

    Me: Mom Can we get A Christmas Carol?
    My mom: We have A Christmas Carol at home!
    A Christmas Carol at home:

  • @supersonic9495
    @supersonic9495 6 років тому +587

    The characters' eyes are creepy. Has anyone noticed this?

    • @Lee-sc6jv
      @Lee-sc6jv 6 років тому +48

      They look like they’re on crack and acid at the same time

    • @piratewolfgaming
      @piratewolfgaming 6 років тому +2

      Yeah

    • @celestialVocalist
      @celestialVocalist 6 років тому +20

      They look like fish eyes

    • @7Write4This9Heart7
      @7Write4This9Heart7 6 років тому +32

      Also, they're all the same color? I want some variety, dang it!

    • @celestialVocalist
      @celestialVocalist 6 років тому +5

      @@7Write4This9Heart7 Exactly! They design characters with different eye colors in other cartoons, so why not do it here?

  • @eggo3230
    @eggo3230 6 років тому +72

    "Hey, what do kids wanna see?"
    "How about eyes that stare into your soul?"
    "Great!"

  • @ImaStego
    @ImaStego 6 років тому +201

    Can't believe Thor saved Christmas. This should be called "Thor saves Christmas".

    • @knightofkorbin888
      @knightofkorbin888 6 років тому +17

      The Thor that saved Christmas

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 6 років тому +7

      Well one of the many inspirations for Santa Clause was in fact Odin so why not have Thor save Christmas, it would have made things a lot more interesting.

    • @Haunted_Plush
      @Haunted_Plush 3 роки тому +1

      The Loki that stole Christmas
      (Because we all know he would. Actually, he would just turn it into a day of worship dedicated to him...)

  • @98953812
    @98953812 4 роки тому +19

    15:10-15:17 Saber, that was masterfully done. XD

  • @bluethan806
    @bluethan806 6 років тому +292

    14:03 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FRAME

  • @cha0sxiii63
    @cha0sxiii63 5 років тому +479

    Eh poem
    We come from the mayor's
    I speak for the trees
    Excuse the mess
    My ass made a sneeze
    ~ CHA0SXIII - Jun 14th, 2019

  • @TarigonTetradactyl
    @TarigonTetradactyl 6 років тому +220

    This art style looks like they tried to make an anime and Disney crossover but failed

    • @wondersoftheelements1082
      @wondersoftheelements1082 6 років тому +4

      *stumbles* DAMN YOU ARE CORRECT-

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 6 років тому +9

      the results were a hybrid of dingo Pictures and the worst possible anime art style combined

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 6 років тому +3

      Worst anime I've seen yet

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf 6 років тому

      Wow, couldn't find any other way to sum that up

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx 3 роки тому +10

    Gotta love how Zeus decides to finally punish Mavilda at the end there to save the tree.

  • @missy4463
    @missy4463 6 років тому +371

    THOSE KIDS ARE *_D E F E C T I V E_*

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 6 років тому +5

      I didnt lol but chuckle

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 6 років тому +6

      They're completely useless now!

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому +3

      No kidding! It;s the children of the corn **LOADS SHOTGUN**

    • @andhikabirdboi7014
      @andhikabirdboi7014 6 років тому +2

      I didnt lol, but i'm concerned the kids are actually kamen rider villains and anime villains in disguise. And aliens.

    • @thedominator5620
      @thedominator5620 6 років тому +3

      THIS MOVIE IS D E F E C T I V E

  • @nirast2561
    @nirast2561 6 років тому +245

    7:09 wait a minute. The mayor looks like that guy with the animal shelter from the Tom and Jerry movie. Man, he really went downhill.

    • @fsfredrikson
      @fsfredrikson 6 років тому +11

      radu nicolae
      What’s more, they appear to share a common ancestor with the old man from Golden Films’ Beauty and the Beast.
      “Oh, look! A delicious coincidence!HeeeEEEEEeeeeee!”

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 6 років тому +2

      Mayor: I aGreE. HeHeHeeeeeee

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 6 років тому

      The animal shelter is Doctor Applecheeks

    • @j6ajackson34
      @j6ajackson34 6 років тому

      What the HELL is princess Natasha.

    • @bonkcg2485
      @bonkcg2485 6 років тому

      Horse T onion fuck

  • @adampellett4917
    @adampellett4917 3 роки тому +14

    30 years ago...... I loved that flick as a kid.
    30 YEARS LATER....I HATED IT A LOT!
    That's all I can say. Loved your vid, Saber.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 6 років тому +151

    The acting in this movie is more wooden than the freakin tree.

  • @KitsuneYojimbo
    @KitsuneYojimbo 5 років тому +583

    This was made in '91?
    This honestly looks like something from the '50s or '60s.

    • @armchairrocketscientist4934
      @armchairrocketscientist4934 5 років тому +41

      Steamboat Willie holds up better than this

    • @tawnypelt69420
      @tawnypelt69420 4 роки тому +13

      @awesome astronaut Steamboat Willie had waay better voice acting amiright!?

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 роки тому +17

      @@armchairrocketscientist4934 In some ways, the animation of Steamboat Willie looks a little bit smoother too.

    • @halp9887
      @halp9887 4 роки тому +4

      50s and 60s cartoons looked better than most cartooons from the 90s. Really looks more like a $0.02 80s film to me.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 4 роки тому +9

      @@halp9887 Fair. This looks more like a high school animation project from the 80s.

  • @wickedlysyckk
    @wickedlysyckk 6 років тому +144

    Saberspark: The Christmas Tree takes the award for worst voice acting!
    Dingo Pictures whole bloody library: Oh, we have such sights to show you . . .

    • @lestatthemonsterman347
      @lestatthemonsterman347 6 років тому +3

      wickedlysyckk Plus, I cud’ve sworn that Son of Aladdin had worse voice acting.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 років тому +8

      Wabuu: Saberspark's current opinion is soooo stupid. Heh heh heh

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 6 років тому

      YEE

    • @gracedarlene5074
      @gracedarlene5074 6 років тому +4

      God I would love to see Saberspark review something from Dingo pictures

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 6 років тому

      The Town With No Name

  • @hanpam1186
    @hanpam1186 5 років тому +1873

    Worse voice acting than Joshua
    no...
    NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 5 років тому +40

      *Insert the no pls god no gif here*

    • @SamsungS23Ultr
      @SamsungS23Ultr 4 роки тому +5

      @@Rainbow__cookie no ponoes

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 роки тому +5

      Ms. Mavilda should'a got an Emmy for her screaming!

    • @Noah-bl7nc
      @Noah-bl7nc 4 роки тому +8

      Luke: NOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

    • @collinkeyser6827
      @collinkeyser6827 4 місяці тому

      ​@@QJ89And The Dad Should For The "We Come From The Mayor's" Line

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky Рік тому +8

    "We come from the mayor's" is the best line I've ever heard in any movie ever.
    Also why does the animation randomly go from as static as a blood clot to smooth as tile?

  • @AnAnimatedGamer
    @AnAnimatedGamer 5 років тому +188

    “I just learned how to speak three days ago and according to the Craigslist post, that’s all ya need to be in this movie”
    Doug Walker (2013)

  • @duck7781
    @duck7781 6 років тому +182

    9:33 looks like someone had an ace up their sleeve
    I'm sorry I'll see myself out

  • @matthewroberts3125
    @matthewroberts3125 6 років тому +48

    "Ms. Mivilda would immediately take off the child's clothes "
    *SWAT TEAM INSTANTLY BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR* 3:12

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 6 років тому +5

      Matthew Roberts My favorite part of this video

    • @maxshapiro078
      @maxshapiro078 6 років тому +3

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 років тому

      Good job for mentioning something we already saw in the video!

  • @lil_starshooter
    @lil_starshooter 4 роки тому +16

    I like how when the mom looks out of the window and hears her children's voices, it sounds something like in a horror movie xD

  • @tigerlillystar6143
    @tigerlillystar6143 6 років тому +146

    I am the only one who had no idea what those kids were saying???

    • @kayeboogie1238
      @kayeboogie1238 6 років тому +15

      No. I barely understood them as well.

    • @sc-fx7cy
      @sc-fx7cy 6 років тому +11

      I can relate. I had to turn up the volume ridiculously loud, and even THEN I couldn't understand anything.

    • @asariarchie5734
      @asariarchie5734 6 років тому +2

      Nopeee

    • @galacticmusicalgirl2179
      @galacticmusicalgirl2179 6 років тому +2

      tigerlilly star Nope.

    • @toils8722
      @toils8722 6 років тому +2

      Me

  • @ecojosh1
    @ecojosh1 6 років тому +176

    12:13 Now I'm imagining a recording studio full of drunk children.

    • @areiviondelirium
      @areiviondelirium 6 років тому +12

      that's just my classroom

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 6 років тому +3

      @@areiviondelirium I'm here for class! Lol

    • @anythingandnothing1996
      @anythingandnothing1996 6 років тому +9

      the director be like: cmon kids, have some apple juice *gives them beer*

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 6 років тому +5

      I'd watch that movie. Until the mid to late 1800s in some areas you could watch shows where people would get animals, asylum patients, dwarves, and even children drunk. With the animals it was to sometimes just to see what would happen or to have them try and fight drunk. A European king (I want to say Norwegian or Danish) actually got his pet elk drunk and watched it climb and then fall down a flight of stairs at a party.

  • @RAMRAM-lb7no
    @RAMRAM-lb7no 6 років тому +120

    *he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake*

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen 6 років тому +15

      ᖇᗅᙢ ᖇᗅᙢ *HE KNOWS WHEN YOU BEATING YOUR MEAT*

    • @RAMRAM-lb7no
      @RAMRAM-lb7no 6 років тому +1

      @@ProxiProtogen 0:04

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 6 років тому +10

      *he know if you've been bad or good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

    • @RAMRAM-lb7no
      @RAMRAM-lb7no 6 років тому +7

      @@millie2360 naughty naughty

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 років тому +3

      Santa Odin

  • @LeoCRW
    @LeoCRW Рік тому +8

    Ah the Holiday Season is upon us, time to rewatch Saber's reviews of terrible Christmas cartoon movies 😂

  • @thunderjay6300
    @thunderjay6300 6 років тому +74

    Well Saberspark, a Christmas tree is tree, usually a conifer, that is typically decorated with ornaments, lights and a star. Gifts are often placed under the tree to be opened on the Christmas holiday. Hope this helps!

  • @azadanzans5359
    @azadanzans5359 5 років тому +763

    “Its the worst audio ive ever seen”
    Me: Audio... seen... seen audio...

    • @vale2236
      @vale2236 5 років тому +63

      Azadanzan S he has six sense he can see audio

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 5 років тому +51

      *Intense sniff* *GOD,* THE FOLIAGE IN THIS GAME IS SO *GOOD,* I CAN SMELL THE *TREES.*

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 5 років тому +17

      He has synesthesia.

    • @toratoragaming
      @toratoragaming 5 років тому +32

      Turn the lights off I can’t hear you.

    • @yanselalmodovar918
      @yanselalmodovar918 5 років тому +26

      Turn down the volume so I can see better.

  • @FoxEllaAnimation
    @FoxEllaAnimation 6 років тому +161

    Is "We come from the mayor's" going to be a meme on this channel ?

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 Рік тому +2

    Evil lady: **literally becoming a Resident Evil boss**
    Children: (monotonously) “Oh no,”

  • @brandonmarthers
    @brandonmarthers 6 років тому +126

    Santa’s face should become a meme