What the HELL is Trolland? (The UGLIEST Animated Movie Ever)

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2018
  • This entire movie is literally one, giant animation error. It's easily the LAZIEST animated film that I have ever seen. Strap in folks, this one's gonna be fun...
    "What the HELL..." is a series where Saber talks about a cartoon or movie and what the HELL it's about
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 років тому +5008

    Guys, this is the laziest animated film I have ever seen. The lack of care is MIND blowing
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
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    • @mattlucas169
      @mattlucas169 6 років тому +45

      It’s getting too repetitive though .I mean 3 times you have got to be kidding . I called that your gonna make another one

    • @elusorymonk1941
      @elusorymonk1941 6 років тому +37

      * Video Brinquedo laughs in superiority *

    • @melodickalimba3738
      @melodickalimba3738 6 років тому +39

      Saberspark You think that's lazy? Heh. Heh. Foodfight feels as if the parts were slapped together.

    • @douglasballoni6074
      @douglasballoni6074 6 років тому +18

      Have you thought abouy making a video about how Disney created Anime. I find it a very interesting topic that people completely overlook.

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 6 років тому +10

      Hell

  • @adamfay2152
    @adamfay2152 6 років тому +3458

    Leo The Lion: Upgrade
    Joshua And The Promised Land: Wait go back
    Trolland: *I said go back*

  • @martyna7058
    @martyna7058 6 років тому +9898

    I did not participate in the making of this movie

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 6 років тому +624

      If not you, then who?

    • @beth3667
      @beth3667 6 років тому +421

      I don't believe you

    • @angeloarias4119
      @angeloarias4119 6 років тому +398

      Mabry it was JOSHUA then

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 6 років тому +687

      You're right, Satan, even you aren't THAT evil.

    • @emini6
      @emini6 6 років тому +224

      I bet someone on asylum sold their soul to you first, then gaining the ability to produce this film. Still counts!

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +759

    I want a live-action version of this movie that still retains all of the errors. Failing to actually grasp objects, being pushed from five feet away, floating notebooks, someone's hair color changing in the middle of a scene, characters forgetting how to nap, etc...

  • @canis_machina7280
    @canis_machina7280 2 роки тому +83

    As a professional 3D sculptor, and character mockup artist, this is literally just first pass or "Rough in" animation that they chose to hit the render button on.
    All animated movies start the animation cycle as a very rough story board, and then individual animators are given scenes to clean up, add particle effects where the director wants them, lip sync, physics, etc. Most big productions will go through at least three animation cleanups before they are finished.
    It is insane to see a company release a movie in this stage, but I am not surprised if it was meant to just be a cash grab.

    • @mimenyy
      @mimenyy Рік тому +3

      I think a good example is Monsters Inc, theres a video on yt showing the animation progress, starts off as a sketch, then they make the characters and move they around, then animation kicks in and at last the final render

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 4 роки тому +1877

    "Time to take a nap"
    _gets possessed and has a seizure at the same time_

    • @luamint
      @luamint 4 роки тому +34

      I wish I could like this but it's at 69
      Edit: 430 people ruined it

    • @yonawoods6853
      @yonawoods6853 4 роки тому +11

      a s c e n d e d c a t 😂

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 роки тому +8

      You know, in my, opinion the worst part about this movie? CHRIS DAUGHTRY STARRED IN THIS!

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 3 роки тому +3

      Pog

    • @alexandriamiller7654
      @alexandriamiller7654 3 роки тому +8

      I'm going to casually get possessed while having a seizure, because it's my hobby.

  • @flying-magpie
    @flying-magpie 6 років тому +2314

    This Movie:
    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • @TheLibby1979
    @TheLibby1979 2 роки тому +100

    Imagine going back in time and finding a young animator thinking of changing the world with their art...and then showing them this and telling them that this is their future.

    • @volactic5240
      @volactic5240 10 місяців тому +6

      Would create an new time branch when in alternate timeline, this avoid

  • @Shiryo-mx
    @Shiryo-mx 2 роки тому +182

    I'm dying of laughter right now the way that he put the saving Private Ryan sound effects with the text at 17:58 is just 👌😂

  • @skittles536
    @skittles536 4 роки тому +7233

    This movie was put in theatres and killer bean wasn’t.
    Let that sink in.

    • @aactualhuman3704
      @aactualhuman3704 4 роки тому +428

      Well that news makes being buried in tin cans sound awfully tempting.

    • @pixelplayer140
      @pixelplayer140 4 роки тому +334

      Skittles 536 yeah killer bean should’ve been in cinemas cus it does look good
      Plus it looks like it was animated by human motion tracking if that’s what it’s called
      Plus some of the characters in the movie and their names are inspired by some celebrities

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 роки тому +296

      Killer bean was too good for the theaters.

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 роки тому +73

      3:44 I didn't even see Haiden there until he started walking

    • @asid5240
      @asid5240 4 роки тому +32

      *W h a t*

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 3 роки тому +1484

    "Do these kids have arthritis?"
    *painful cracking*
    "My bones!"

  • @LORDSPHYNX
    @LORDSPHYNX Рік тому +85

    I watch this whenever I’m feeling down cause it ALWAYS makes me laugh

  • @ryukaze505
    @ryukaze505 2 роки тому +31

    6:05 Everytime when I'm sad I play this clip and laugh like a maniac

  • @absolite6
    @absolite6 3 роки тому +981

    Literally everyone's limbs: ⬆️⬇️↗️↙️⬅️➡️↕️↔️
    *This movie makes me want to go to an asylum....*

  • @Awildgamer
    @Awildgamer 6 років тому +261

    That "NOO" clip will never not be funny.

  • @LocalLov3r
    @LocalLov3r 2 роки тому +13

    I was not prepared for the Queen of England part

  • @toxicbro24242
    @toxicbro24242 2 роки тому +35

    Still the only movie to ever make me feel physically ill just by watching it

    • @CorgiShark
      @CorgiShark Рік тому +2

      It gives me motion sickness and whiplash

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 5 років тому +4415

    Foodfight and the Emoji movie are starting look like Oscar worthy movies

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 4 роки тому +124

      Their still s*** xD

    • @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982
      @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 4 роки тому +115

      @@calorinedarkness5232 *they're

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 4 роки тому +87

      @@sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 Right thanks. I was about to take a shower tbh so I wanted to Leave a random comment. xD

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 4 роки тому +32

      Astro Punch Jesus Christ what nightmare world are we living in

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +39

      @@calorinedarkness5232 They're like dried up shits at the side of the road compared to this heaping huge pile.

  • @susannahrinker727
    @susannahrinker727 3 роки тому +1422

    The main character's voice does NOT fit his appearance.

  • @lennonbabicz968
    @lennonbabicz968 2 роки тому +40

    Yk I've never rly been a huge fan of trolls, but at this point I might just go watch it because this movie physically pained me-

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Рік тому +5

      At least Trolls is mostly eye-candy. This movie is like lemon juice to the eyes

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Рік тому +2

      @@snakewithapen5489 no. It’s pepper spray. Literal pepper spray

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 Рік тому +16

    It always amazes me how actors can agree to appear in shit like this.

  • @Nekoime8671
    @Nekoime8671 5 років тому +1293

    "I'M...COMING..."
    "No...NOOOOOO!!!"

    • @cirrus3207
      @cirrus3207 5 років тому +63

      That just sounded weird
      “I’m coming!!”
      Like.....
      REALLY WEIRD

    • @saberknight2474
      @saberknight2474 5 років тому +37

      Yes! *Y E S !*

    • @Hex430
      @Hex430 5 років тому +14

      Can someone timestamp it please? xD

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 5 років тому +21

      Combine someone saying "I'm coming" with dirty thoughts... it's, uh. If you ever watched porn or read lemon fanfics, you know what I'm talking about

    • @carlosfernandoandino6589
      @carlosfernandoandino6589 5 років тому +20

      G R O S S

  • @memelord935
    @memelord935 3 роки тому +558

    They had a 7 dollar budget and they spent the 6 on the Travis Scott meal

    • @uwu7931
      @uwu7931 2 роки тому +23

      How did you just make me laugh and cry at the same time

    • @qxtjzz
      @qxtjzz 2 роки тому +12

      and had to make rest of the movie on the toilet

    • @ooboomooretiredchannel435
      @ooboomooretiredchannel435 2 роки тому +12

      And spent the other 99 cents on a candy bar and used 1 cent to make the movie

  • @pianissimo5951
    @pianissimo5951 Рік тому +7

    17:39 don't u get it, this is PROOF! Trolland predicted queen elizabeth's death by perticularly putting this (non-animated) image of her!

  • @gamma2367
    @gamma2367 2 роки тому +9

    17:27 olaf crapped his pants

  • @Abigail92749
    @Abigail92749 6 років тому +444

    Yup. The NOOOOO! From Joshua and the promised land has become a channel joke.

    • @ShinyElGhosteo
      @ShinyElGhosteo 6 років тому +38

      EeveeAbby ! I love it and the fish saying gross. It gets me every time.

    • @rat4002
      @rat4002 6 років тому

      Same though!

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 6 років тому +2

      EeveeAbby ! I want a shirt of it

    • @otakah.4437
      @otakah.4437 6 років тому +1

      I love it so much

    • @Abigail92749
      @Abigail92749 6 років тому +1

      And I’m glad it’s a channel joke, the way he puts it in is so funny XD

  • @cin3742
    @cin3742 4 роки тому +761

    The movement of these characters looks as if it was filmed in a VR chat

  • @yessrodd
    @yessrodd 2 роки тому +17

    7:34 copy paste, copy paste, copy paste

  • @amaibambina
    @amaibambina Рік тому +7

    17:37 At least the Queen will be remember for being in this film.

  • @SA-xl1tk
    @SA-xl1tk 4 роки тому +1078

    What have they done to Shrek’s children

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 4 роки тому +52

      SA Shrek be like: look how they massacred my boy

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 роки тому +20

      i just noticed that
      Shrek: what have you done
      (Sorry i’m unfunny i can’t speak anymore ._.)

    • @lavendear9354
      @lavendear9354 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 роки тому +4

      Lmaaaoooo

    • @mayflowers8942
      @mayflowers8942 3 роки тому +3

      I- LOL

  • @klutzIDV
    @klutzIDV 5 років тому +1921

    The Asylum: Alright team how bad do you want this movie to be?
    Animators: Yes

    • @blueskdragonFX
      @blueskdragonFX 4 роки тому +20

      Ah the Asylum is their producer? Say no more. They are the biggest bunch of shitty producers trying to gain a bit of coin of block busters with shitty mock busters, just look at their release list on Wiki.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +8

      You want some bread, Chicken?

    • @shannonrankin3403
      @shannonrankin3403 4 роки тому +8

      Guess what this movie is terrible

    • @dylanrandall7269
      @dylanrandall7269 4 роки тому +3

      Chicken x did you mean to do it the other way round

    • @NeptuneHamster
      @NeptuneHamster 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

  • @kaiyadiestler9907
    @kaiyadiestler9907 Рік тому +6

    Now that pic of the queen is but a relic

  • @marsthemushroomplanet3335
    @marsthemushroomplanet3335 2 роки тому +6

    the pic of the queen gotta be the best animated scene in this ever

  • @stephy3446
    @stephy3446 6 років тому +471

    The “noooo” clip gets me everytime 😂

    • @stephy3446
      @stephy3446 6 років тому +9

      Teawrecks 420 Huuuh! You’re mean!

    • @jadelean876
      @jadelean876 4 роки тому

      @@alejandrob5091 wow

  • @insertusernamehere8125
    @insertusernamehere8125 4 роки тому +678

    Gravity: Exists
    Trolland: *Im gonna stop you right there.*

    • @lookitsdapotato5445
      @lookitsdapotato5445 3 роки тому +1

      85 likes 4 month old comment and no comments. Sad

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 3 роки тому +2

      LOOKitsDApotato exactly! I don’t get how a comment can get 85 likes but not have an actual reply. Sad.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +1

      @@insertusernamehere8125
      I once saw a comment with 23 thousand likes with 1. REPLY.

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 3 роки тому

      @@CoingamerFL SAME! Except with like 12k and there was no replies

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому

      @@insertusernamehere8125
      Wow thanks youtube for not notifying about this reply

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Рік тому +11

    17:37 This scene just makes me laugh every time!

  • @memeknowledge2538
    @memeknowledge2538 2 роки тому +5

    I love how this video has more videos than the trailer

  • @RakkAnimate
    @RakkAnimate 6 років тому +3012

    This is not a movie. It’s a Gamecube ROM Corruption

  • @finoliatav9998
    @finoliatav9998 6 років тому +745

    i have never laughed so hard. as an animator I can see the processes behind all of this and it kills me

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 6 років тому +69

      So I was thinking, they made some random motion capture and never cleaned the capture, then rendered it separate from the scenario and placed it on top?
      Also, the trolls have subsurface scattering for some reason which makes me think that there were only 3 animators working on it, one for the trolls, one for the humans and a guy for the grass simulation.

    • @cameronpearce5943
      @cameronpearce5943 6 років тому +33

      I was thinking Garry’s Mod

    • @KillerRedVine
      @KillerRedVine 6 років тому +21

      Just used IK animation on hands and feet and said fuck it to the rest of the rig. Its genious.

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha 6 років тому +24

      Cameron Pearce i haven't seen glitches this bad in g-mod when TRYING to get glitches!

    • @alphawolf6708
      @alphawolf6708 6 років тому +9

      mocap... with a kinect i suppose

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 Рік тому +11

    Honestly, this movie really inspire me as a storywriter and an animator. If I doubt myself, I can always watch this and be happy with myself.

  • @francescogiovannizollo2989
    @francescogiovannizollo2989 Рік тому +2

    17:36 I suggest an explanation for the Queen Elizabeth picture: that specific picture is the official photographic portrait of Elizabeth as Queen of Canada, as Canada is a Commonwealth realm (that means, one of 15 countries were Elizabeth is the head of State). I don't know if it is the same in Canada, but in Europe is very common to have pictures of the head of States in public offices, like the forest ranger's one. Having said so, I suggest the whole movie was set in Canada... or maybe the producers were just high, who cares!

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 4 роки тому +3698

    The Queen Elizabeth picture was the final straw. I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 6 років тому +469

    You should stop calling films the worst, not because it's repetitive, but because the universe sees it as a challenge and wills these atrocities into existence

    • @-kiwiflower3783
      @-kiwiflower3783 6 років тому +20

      Y e s

    • @frostythesnowdragon3170
      @frostythesnowdragon3170 5 років тому +25

      I don’t even think it’s possible to make something worse than this garbage

    • @rainbowisticfarts
      @rainbowisticfarts 4 роки тому +6

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 you Spoke too soon

    • @mrinternetguy3625
      @mrinternetguy3625 4 роки тому +11

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 2 words.
      D I N G O P I C T U R E S

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 4 роки тому +4

      Never challenge the power of worse. It always takes you up on it.

  • @gryficowa
    @gryficowa 2 роки тому +5

    8:57 errors in "Cyberpunk 2077"

  • @kakeemakeup5845
    @kakeemakeup5845 Рік тому +6

    I come back to watch this every now and then when I need a good laugh. It never disappoints :)

  • @DonkEStables
    @DonkEStables 3 роки тому +522

    I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE! MY DAD GOT IT INSTEAD OF THE "TROLLS" MOVIE. WE NEARLY DIED LAUGHING.

  • @xx-uv1ys
    @xx-uv1ys 6 років тому +332

    _"Only the best 5th Graders with deviant art accounts are allowed to work on this movie."_
    -Saberspark

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 років тому +4

      Ethan Curran I feel insulted but I dint use Devian art butwhatever

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 років тому +1

      Edit: I speed something wrong

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 років тому

      Spelled don’t

    • @quirkhopper404
      @quirkhopper404 5 років тому +1

      @@nothere8470 ME TOO

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 5 років тому +1

      As a fifth grader I am insulted, I'm a great artist without no frackin deviantart

  • @Mr_Tf28
    @Mr_Tf28 Рік тому +2

    18:22 He's saying "I'd never thought I'd say this but, now's not the time for pranks."

  • @EmpressElectraa
    @EmpressElectraa 7 місяців тому +4

    7:29 I did not expect that voice to come out of that troll

  • @serenagene2219
    @serenagene2219 4 роки тому +609

    "Oh my god,it's insanely bad."
    Well it ain't called asylum for nothing

    • @trevorphillips8415
      @trevorphillips8415 3 роки тому +12

      You wanna know why? Because you gotta lock that shit up!

    • @somethinginthewalls388
      @somethinginthewalls388 3 роки тому

      oops 🙊

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 3 роки тому +4

      They were in straight jackets while making this. I would rather watch Joshua and the Promise Land.

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 роки тому

      nice pun lmao

    • @sticks2221
      @sticks2221 3 роки тому

      @@stickmation6651 Is rather watch the emoji movie, it’s that bad.

  • @libny5531
    @libny5531 6 років тому +451

    One of the few UA-camrs that go to the bottom of the world of Animation...
    Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @thomaspluijm4396
      @thomaspluijm4396 6 років тому +12

      Looks like he took the incredibles' advise.

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 6 років тому +5

      Hybrant
      There's also I Hate Everything... but he hasnt touched this one yet.

    • @baranguirus
      @baranguirus 6 років тому +2

      Hybrant Phelous, Caddicarus, Square Eyed Jak, Snipe and Wib and Loulogio have beaten him to the point; they've watched Dingo Pictures...

    • @UntamedDragon02
      @UntamedDragon02 6 років тому +3

      This hero wears a diving suit and plunges deep into the unplumbed depths of animation

    • @tudorharjoi7708
      @tudorharjoi7708 6 років тому

      H

  • @boxyfire
    @boxyfire 10 місяців тому +2

    bro why does the background look like it was snatched from google

  • @belowfactual
    @belowfactual Рік тому +4

    The picture of the queen on the wall is his memorial of her death

  • @Dewdropmon
    @Dewdropmon 6 років тому +1065

    I don’t know why I enjoy listening to you talk about these bad movies so much. But I do. Keep up the great comentary and editing.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 6 років тому +27

      Dewdropmon It's his voice.
      His lovely voice.

    • @metta6947
      @metta6947 6 років тому +6

      Dewdropmon Much, *MUCH* more entertaining than *any* of the movies he's covered so far.

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 6 років тому +6

      Honestly you haven't seen bad yet until you've witnessed & experienced the monstrosity that is Dingo Pictures Animation. They are the DEFINITION OF LAZY!!!! At least this movie has original(ish) characters & aren't stolen....

    • @CheckOutThatGrooveYo
      @CheckOutThatGrooveYo 6 років тому

      Dewdropmon
      Thats the best content on his channel

    • @xxkaxyxx9703
      @xxkaxyxx9703 6 років тому

      Ikr

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 4 роки тому +518

    Trolland is the kind of kid who would get bullied by Joshua and the Promised Land.
    Just sayin

  • @pinkcape3824
    @pinkcape3824 Рік тому +1

    I remember I found a snow queen DVD knockoff that I had forgotten about, it had at the bottom of the DVD cover ‘Harry Potter meets the Snow Queen’. Which from the characters on the cover, (terrible edited ones) were definitely not part of a Harry Potter crossover. In the first few minutes of the movie, there was a shot of the town... the same female model copy and pasted. I never threw out a DVD so fast-

  • @-REMOVED-405
    @-REMOVED-405 Рік тому +7

    5 years and this is still one funniest episodes I've see on this channel

  • @lampshade6967
    @lampshade6967 6 років тому +548

    I’m looking forward to you using the Joshua and the promise land memes for the rest of the year

    • @BeroBob
      @BeroBob 6 років тому +62

      NO! NOOOOO!

    • @TheEmpireDabsBack
      @TheEmpireDabsBack 6 років тому +21

      Baraa Abdullattif this has replaced the Darth Vader "nooo" for me as the new reaction meme.

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 6 років тому +12

      As long as he keeps using the Moses No scene then I'm a happy camper 😁

    • @lucasmr3215
      @lucasmr3215 6 років тому

      Uhhhhhh... No problem

    • @abby2895
      @abby2895 6 років тому

      lampshade DUDE SAME

  • @weebtrash1400
    @weebtrash1400 5 років тому +795

    18:40
    Troll: Olaf is coming
    Olaf: I'm coming
    Fish: Gross
    Love it

  • @alexanderwilkes6979
    @alexanderwilkes6979 Рік тому +9

    15:30. the hand

  • @Jauw
    @Jauw Рік тому +45

    Even though Joshua and the promised land doesn’t even look good, It actually has the characters walking on the ground, having expressions, and the models look good to me

  • @pinkiebows111
    @pinkiebows111 6 років тому +691

    The Emoji Movie: I'm the worst animated movie of all time!
    Leo the Lion: Hold my vegetarian-approved drink.
    CarGo: Hold my motor oil.
    Foodfight!: Hold my ICEE.
    Joshua and the Promised Land: Hold my beer and promise to not drink it.
    Trolland: Hold my (IDK what to put here)
    Edit: WOW so many likes! Thank you! ^w^

    • @pigugtheshadow2879
      @pigugtheshadow2879 6 років тому +24

      Aly Cat Plays green shit

    • @bananajam2208
      @bananajam2208 6 років тому +21

      Aly Cat Plays hold my trOLLS

    • @alecopedia5744
      @alecopedia5744 6 років тому +36

      Many dislocated body parts and organs

    • @MeganKoumori
      @MeganKoumori 6 років тому +14

      IDK either but I bet it was spiked.

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 6 років тому +48

      Hold my portrait of Queen Elizabeth

  • @erebusthedragon8017
    @erebusthedragon8017 4 роки тому +495

    “One cannot copy a movie, one can only butcher it.”

  • @iamagoatmanofeverything646
    @iamagoatmanofeverything646 Рік тому +4

    This movie looks like it's made in garry's mod

  • @williamsnekspeare3090
    @williamsnekspeare3090 2 роки тому +3

    this looks like a movie completely made in a vrchat greenscreen world

  • @snusnu4
    @snusnu4 6 років тому +256

    The trolls look like someone tried to bootleg Shrek's children.

    • @alexwells8893
      @alexwells8893 3 роки тому +1

      Not to mention that they'd be a better fit in the nightmare sequence from Shrek the Third (which has Shrek get projectile vomited on by one of the ogre babies in said nightmare).

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 3 роки тому +1

      Y e s

  • @magnaillusion6085
    @magnaillusion6085 6 років тому +410

    That awkward moment you just want to get up, but all of your joints are replaced with frozen mayo.

  • @colesellers8384
    @colesellers8384 2 роки тому +3

    19:42 why does the animation suddenly become so clean for 15 seconds and then goes back to shit

  • @evelyn6348
    @evelyn6348 Рік тому +3

    This movie is the demon in my nightmares 💀

  • @Templarfreak
    @Templarfreak 6 років тому +227

    You have movies like Big Hero 6 where Disney literally made 1000s of unique character models and developed brand-new technology to accurately simulate traffic of people walking through a busy intersection in order to make it look as realistic as possible, for a scene that was hardly 30 seconds long.
    And then you have movies like this.

    • @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811
      @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811 6 років тому +18

      This movie is ass, but I don't think it can be fairly compared to Disney. Who have the deepest pockets in the industry

    • @acidpossum2126
      @acidpossum2126 6 років тому +1

      Templarfreak yet still people hate big hero 6

    • @Templarfreak
      @Templarfreak 6 років тому +6

      Big Hero 6 really doesn't have *that* bad of a reception. It is mostly positive. It has about the same amount of haters and negativity surrounding it as any modern Disney Movie (outside of Frozen) will get.

    • @nicholasj.bonniecrawfordab2346
      @nicholasj.bonniecrawfordab2346 4 роки тому +3

      You're comparing this travesty to Disney's Big Hero 6?

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому

      @@acidpossum2126
      I personally quite hate the movie not cuz of the visuals but the story just isnt my type and its wayyyy too dark for a kids movie (i like when kid movies are darker than usual, like i've seen Coraline and loved it but Big Hero 6 is way too dark, and even with that, its not implemented well. Just characters dying and dying)

  • @peterp516
    @peterp516 4 роки тому +1593

    They might as well have hired a nine year old, completely on his own, drawing every frame on a piece of paper, recorded it on it's cell phone, doing every voice, sound effect, and song himself. That would have been better.

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 роки тому +23

      Yes

    • @774game
      @774game 4 роки тому +20

      I'm up

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 3 роки тому +66

      that would of been probably wholesome sorta

    • @yeahgirl11
      @yeahgirl11 2 роки тому +24

      My stepkids created 100x better clips on their Gameboy DS. They made stop motion videos. I'm not exaggerating, they seriously did.

    • @MaggieAMoscaZoadora
      @MaggieAMoscaZoadora Рік тому +3

      (ahem)
      Shape World

  • @shaunsmith9185
    @shaunsmith9185 Рік тому +1

    The second the movie did the scene from fellowship of the ring I freaked out and I thought it was cool that you mentioned it.

  • @Hamboig3r
    @Hamboig3r 2 роки тому +5

    15:01 dream's music video looked great (THIS IS A JOKE)

  • @SamTheJinx
    @SamTheJinx 6 років тому +134

    I lost my shit at the Queen Elizabeth picture

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 5 років тому +704

    *wHY is theRE A PIcture oF the QUEEN oN his WAll*

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 5 років тому +26

      *He'S nOt EvEn EnGlIsH*

    • @Fallen-MH
      @Fallen-MH 5 років тому +9

      17:35

    • @xxbrozannaxx_6787
      @xxbrozannaxx_6787 5 років тому +12

      *The queen is bae thats why.*

    • @undeadgentalmen
      @undeadgentalmen 5 років тому +6

      He bought the frame and that demo picture was left in... He is lonely troll hunter out in the woods, he doesn't even have internet.

    • @MrKurrar
      @MrKurrar 5 років тому +2

      The fact that he played the into to “Bad” for that close up straight up killed me

  • @FuzzyImages
    @FuzzyImages 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you Saber, this gave me a reason to make videos again...

  • @hannahdawg6829
    @hannahdawg6829 Рік тому +3

    At least with troll hunters, the whole "trolls live under a bridge" thing is at least kept consistent with you having to use a magical key to get into Troll Market and without it the entrance just looks like solid concrete

  • @theultumzero8491
    @theultumzero8491 4 роки тому +924

    The way the characters flail their arms and bend like that really does remind me of those gmod animations but actually worse looking

    • @nathanielwindsor7679
      @nathanielwindsor7679 4 роки тому +67

      Literally any gmod animation is better than this

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 4 роки тому +50

      At least generally with "bad" GMod animations, it's done on purpose

    • @hoganmerdith1911
      @hoganmerdith1911 4 роки тому +6

      @@DasSpaceAce it is done on purpose because the fuckers are shit at animating in the first place

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 4 роки тому +13

      @@hoganmerdith1911 did you have a bad time with gmod or something?

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like they didn't even HIRE animators they were like " Screw it make these people do it'

  • @arbitraryideas8843
    @arbitraryideas8843 4 роки тому +544

    “Kid”
    Sounds like a guy in his twenties

  • @Aussieroth7
    @Aussieroth7 5 місяців тому +3

    17:38 ... Those voice breaks... Saberspark is barely keeping his sanity.

  • @THEMIMIK
    @THEMIMIK 8 місяців тому +4

    0:56 Boy really tried doing the Dayang Dayang dance 💀

  • @nachomori3756
    @nachomori3756 6 років тому +263

    The Asylum company will put everyone to the actual alysum

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 років тому +11

      Facts.

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 років тому +2

      Cybernik The Robot yes. True quality facts
      (Oh woah 28 likes!?)

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 років тому

      Madfox someone already said so

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 років тому +1

      Madfox yep
      But i still like it XD

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 років тому +1

      Madfox im actually surprised theres 102 likes :3 my record is only 100 or sonething i dont remember

  • @Lexithepoptart
    @Lexithepoptart 3 роки тому +494

    I’m a 12 year old who animates on FlipaClip on an iPad. I started a few months ago.
    I can animate better than Trolland

  • @remingtonbrade114
    @remingtonbrade114 Рік тому +2

    "Haiden looks like he's about to fall asleep here." He must've stayed up all night trying to remember why he signed up for this movie in the first place.

  • @shikhaupr
    @shikhaupr Рік тому +2

    0:53 what song is this???

  • @greentea6345
    @greentea6345 3 роки тому +727

    When Finn spoke for the first time, I really thought his voice would be squeeky and high pitched.
    *BOY I WAS WRONG*

  • @dizzysaturn1096
    @dizzysaturn1096 5 років тому +462

    17:37
    WHY is ther a pICTURE of the *voice crack*QUEEN of ENGLAND on his wall

    • @Corgipon
      @Corgipon 5 років тому +30

      *LILIBET WHY DO YOU HAVE TO APPEAR IN THIS UGLY FILM?!*

    • @CeleBelly23
      @CeleBelly23 4 роки тому +2

      Literally my favorite part

    • @iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163
      @iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163 4 роки тому +2

      I died on those voice cracks and the plane shooter thingy right after. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 2 роки тому +3

    How I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the studio during production of this “movie”

  • @Nutellacat
    @Nutellacat 2 роки тому +4

    11:02 "OwOhOh"
    11:10 "yes"
    12:08 "IIHAAUHH AH IIIIH"
    13:59 "..."
    14:15 LMAO WTF
    15:23 "D:"
    16:25 "uugh uaah"
    16:44 "I HATE YOOU"
    17:20 i believe i can flyy
    17:37 WTF KKAKS
    17:54 top 10 anime fights
    19:10 I'M CRYING WTF IS THIS
    20:25 "if you can handle me,you can handle this"
    21:17 I'M DONE WITH THIS MOVIE DUDE

    • @swampratnix
      @swampratnix 10 днів тому

      Iceberg that sunk the titanic

  • @itzuthesilkwing1694
    @itzuthesilkwing1694 6 років тому +334

    12:18- The reason Olaf is freaking out is because he's tripping balls.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 6 років тому +7

      RandomGuy 2999
      That explains it

  • @drifterax7731
    @drifterax7731 5 років тому +482

    I just *LOVE* how triggered you got at the picture of the queen 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @That1storyteller
    @That1storyteller 8 місяців тому +2

    17:36 “Why is there a picture of the Queen of England on his wall?!” - Saber

  • @gusc061
    @gusc061 2 роки тому +2

    6:55 I can’t stop laughing.
    11:51 same.
    7:33 Copy paste.
    9:46 Crazy body.
    11:01 YEET!!!!!
    6:32 dump in pants.
    14:56 😂😂😂
    13:20 MY BONES

  • @blackoutforests
    @blackoutforests 3 роки тому +1133

    the animation of the characters looks like people in VR when you're watching them in VR as well

    • @erg5327
      @erg5327 2 роки тому +17

      Fax

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 2 роки тому +83

      I was about to say, this whole movie looks like it was made in VR chat

    • @miaiscoolcat7584
      @miaiscoolcat7584 2 роки тому +58

      No Vr chat looks way better then whatever the heck this is

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +38

      @@miaiscoolcat7584 Yeah I’ve seen some gorgeous(and insanely cursed, though still visually impressive-) models.

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 2 роки тому +6

      The green fairy had better animation for a VR animated movie than Trolland.

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 3 роки тому +830

    Imagine a 14 year old wanting to feel some early childhood nostalgia and realizing that this was the thing they forced their parents to watch with them twice a week.

    • @pleasedrinkwaterffs
      @pleasedrinkwaterffs 3 роки тому +87

      As a 14 year old, thank fucking god i grew up on disney/pixar movies instead of....this thing.

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 роки тому +45

      @@pleasedrinkwaterffs Let's thank Disney/Pixar for a lot of stuff:
      Dumbo
      The Aristocrats
      Lady & The Tramp
      A Bug's Life
      Atlantis: The Lost Empire
      Toy Story
      And a lot more to make us remember how great our childhood is. But this shit right here........ Makes me feel like I lost faith in humanity.

    • @LordSink17
      @LordSink17 3 роки тому +18

      I remember watching a movie called Ivan the incredible and 2 years ago I decided to rewatch it and I’m embarrassed that I liked a movie that was bad

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 роки тому +11

      @@LordSink17 Bruh! When I tell you that movie damn near gave me a full blown migraine watching it......... I almost wanted to rip my ears off because it was so damn terrible. I rather watch Rio than watch that bullshit again.

    • @LordSink17
      @LordSink17 3 роки тому +8

      @@vodoumyers LMAOOO

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 2 роки тому +4

    It also has one of my biggest pet peeves: characters who are supposed to be kids who have voices like they were in their mid-twenties.

  • @sybsygstgstsgysg5330
    @sybsygstgstsgysg5330 Рік тому +2

    I don’t understand how somebody could have the nerve to release this

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 6 років тому +207

    I’m starting to love that “no. NOOOOO!!!”

  • @insertusernamehere8125
    @insertusernamehere8125 4 роки тому +712

    “And heres Olaf, a guy whos obsessed with capturing the trolls.”
    You mean:
    “And here's olaf, a guy whos obsessed with flailing his arms around like an absolute idiot”

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming Рік тому

    0:42, for those who still don’t know, it’s Genius of Love (1981) by Tom Tom Club.