Hey mates, here's some showdown timecodes if you're keen: 46:24 The Rules 49:55 Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool vs Green Lantern 54:52 Donnie Yen: John Wick vs Rogue One 58:58 Pedro Pascal: Joel Miller vs The Mandalorian 01:04:41 Christopher Lambert: Raiden vs Highlander 01:10:04 Antonia Banderas: Zorro vs Puss in Boots 01:23:33 Sylvester Stallone: Rockys vs King Shark 01:13:49 Jennifer Lawrence: Mystique vs Katniss Everdeen 01:17:11 Tom Hardy: Bane vs Venom 01:19:39 Mark Hamill: The Joker vs Luke Skywalker 01:23:45 Chris Pratt: Jurassic World vs Star Lord 01:24:45 Keanu Reeves: Neo vs John Wick 01:27:17 Russell Crowe: Dr Jekyll vs The Gladiator 01:30:04 Jack Nicholson: The Joker vs Jack from The Shining 01:32:04 Vin Diesel: Dom Toretto vs Xander Cage 01:34:39 Mark Wahlberg: Uncharted vs Transformers 01:37:56 Bradley Cooper: Rocket Racoon vs Face from The A-Team 01:39:43 Jim Carrey: Bruce Almighty vs The Mask 01:45:29 Karl Urban: Billy Butcher vs Judge Dredd
Damnit I threw the Dom Toretto vs. Richard Riddick recommend out there a couple months ago. So close to making the cut. I guess vs Xander Cage is probably about the same
Wow…. It’s a rare privilege to imbibe some content from my favourite comedy/pop culture/social commentary/crime fighting duo that wasn’t posted 2-8 years ago. Not that any of their schtick ever sounds dated. Apparently it’s a double pleasure because the time codes scream all killer, no filler. You’re doing God’s work B. 🤙
Fun Fact: One of the major plot points revolves around getting Leia's lightsaber from Tattooine, effectively having them pull her blue lightsaber from the soil, almost like a harvest (if you will), which is why the working title for this new project is Blue Harvest.
I love how they do a whole bit in the intro about there being a written test that we would have to watch them take in real time as a ridiculous example of something viewers would be put through, as if watching them taken written tests in real time isn't a staple format of their videos
There is a scene in THX-1138 where Robert Duvale spends all day working in a dangerous underground factory, goes to a shop with a bunch of non-descript plastic cubes stacked on the wall. He buys a cube, takes it home and throws it into the disintegrator. Funko saw a business model they could make work!
*Star lord would use his rocket boots to give Jurassic world guy a flying knee but Jurassic world guy would just raise his hand up and stop Star lord in his tracks.*
This is the Kraven movie I want to see: The Kraven who SquirrelGirl befriends and who helps her save endangered dinosaurs (but also maybe betrays her; he's still a sort of villain). Also, Rhino is becoming more and more interesting as he turns up in other people's stories (he gets involved with younger folks like Miles Morales, and the youngster see a tired old man who just doesn't have any other way to make money. They get to know his domestic situations. It's awesome!
I figured out the greatest matchup/fight of 2 characters played by the same actor, The actor: Hayden Christianson The characters: Anikan Skywalker/Darth Vader vs. Jumping Hayden Christianson from the movie Jumper…. 1:50:27 you guy never see this but I’ll be listening out for it. Lu y’all!!
Can you imagine how wild it would be doing this with voice actors, who have all played a million characters? Like, imagine Raiden from Metal Gear, Axel from Kingdom Hearts, and Silver the Hedgehog all fighting to the death in a battle royale. Or Rikku from Final Fantasy, Bubbles from PowerPuff Girls, Raven from Teen Titans, and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony.
I exist in what I like to call a millennial superstate. I have a mortgage and a receding hairline but also spend my days working on a liberal arts degree and eating avocado toast.
As the ancient indigenous adage goes, "There are two Pedro Pascals living in each person: One that's a 60-year old murderer, and the other that's a 50-year old alien, who is also 100ft tall..."
You've nearly done it, boys - that Old (Actually 30) Rey caused me to laugh so much I started coughing and choking, nearly died. Not exactly the top of my list for ways to go out, but in the better half, I guess.
Y’all should do the original cartoon Optimus Prime vs Michael Bay’s Optimus Prime (a murder machine who got stuck in cables for 8 minutes in Transformers 3, even though he has a sword and can fly? 🤷🏼♂️)
Alpha Trion in the original cartoon is who rebuilds the wounded Orion Pax and Elita-1, in other continuities he's one of the 13 primes. The answer to the soul question varies, in the original cartoon when they build transformers, the personality and soul comes from Vector Sigma, which Alpha Trion guards, but in the Combaticons' case, they were already souls but trapped outside of their bodies and placed in new ones by Starscream
Ok I know I'm very uninitiated when it comes to Star Wars, but hearing that the Mandalorian is 100ft tall is making me question every limited thing I've seen from that franchise. If Mando is 100ft tall, does that mean everyone in that universe is around 100ft tall? Does this mean Star Wars is a Kaiju franchise?? I'm so confused
It's basically a running joke where because Star Wars all takes place so long ago in a galaxy far away we have no frame of reference for how big the people are. Hence we assume they're all actually 100 feet tall
Dear James, a Highlander is simply a person born in the Scottish Highlands. They are, generally speaking, just as mortal as the rest of us. The fact that Connor MacLeod happens to be both a Highlander and also an Immortal is just a coincidence. Most of the Immortals of that particular cinematic universe are in fact not Highlanders at all. Just your everyday garden variety Immortals, chasing their various Quickenings in all kinds of geographic regions. Please absorb this knowledge like the energy from a decapitated foe, and enjoy being less wrong in the future.
Bumblebee himself has never ever gotten the matrix, nor do i think he should cuz Hot Rod should not be sidelines anymore. but in Armada, Hot Shot is a lot like Bumblebee (and Hot Rod) and he gains the matrix to become a leader for a short time, and in the aligned continuity, Bee leads his own group of autobots in Robots in Disguise 2015
Raiden vs. Connor MacLeod- if Raiden is 100 feet tall than his step stride is 300 feet, the length of an American football field. Raiden would basically be restricted to walking in circles while Macleod climbs him Shadow of the Colossus style to stab him through the head, while Raiden could only do "swatting the fly" damage as MacLeod climbs. MacLeod wins hands down, no heads off.
Mystic vs Catnip, Jenifer's Mystic is extremely agile, she beats a ton of military men by herself. Also, she is a shapeshifter. We don't see much of it outside of her transforming into different humanoids, we see more of it with Rebecca Romijn's Mystic who turns into a statue (but they're supposed to be the same person with the same powers), but we can assume she could turn into a small animal like a snake, cross the field, and wabam.
James, you are underestimating ChatGPT. You have to teach it and be specific. If at the beginning you say, "I am about to give you different fight scenarios between different characters that were played by the same actor. In all of them, please assume that the fight occurs on a regulation American Football field in a pocket dimension. Each brings with them their usual weapons and equipment. Each combatant recognizes the other as a threat and uses the same amount of lethal force that they normally would. Please make a definitive answer." You'll have a lot more luck. It still writes in sort of a boring basic essay way, but it will do better.
Neo at his peak out of the Matrix is definitely blind Neo … and since John Wick is probably just a training program from the Matrix, this is maybe closer than you’d think.
Just wanted to let you know the craziest thing happened. I was listening to this after work and took a quick nap. Somehow, while I was asleep I dreamed that the superhero showdown segment was literally just copy pasted from the one you guys did 3 years ago. I was sad and mad, and woke up angry thinking "I waited 3 years for this!?". Anyways, gonna listen to that segment actually now to confirm if my dream was right or not.
If anyone's curious - Alpha Trion is the guy who rebuilt Orion Pax into Optimus Prime. Elita One is the counterpart/partner of Optimus Prime, I think she's a leader in the resistance against the Decepticons on Cybertron in G1. Arcee loves kicking ass (possibly among the fightin'-est of the Autobots in G1 other than the Dinobots), and also Greenlight, who is a scientist on Cybertron, and Gauge, a young Transformer who Arcee and Greenlight are sort of mom-figures to, they're a nice little found-family.
Big bummer that my mocap Andy Serkis idea wasn't used. Good thing there was the time codes comment to save me the time I would've wasted sitting here thinking I might actually end up on an episode.
Yeah the Funko Pops...they made figures of the Cure. They're my favorite band ever, but I never felt like my life was incomplete without cute little figures of these guys in their sixties. Very strange...
Regarding counter-critics, famed Armand White fanboi Vince Mancini (formerly of Uproxx) is probably the closest I get, in that we have pretty much opposed views on movies but he's such an entertaining writer I'll happily acknowledge and respect his opinions regardless.
I think Rogue One from the movie would win because Donny Yen from the gun film would forget to factor in wind resistance on a football field. The sound of the wind will scramble his sonar. 😊
I’m sorry I’m laughing so much about “make bumblebee the leader”. They did in the IDW comics, he was the worst leader in the history of the franchise. Bee as a leader makes Starscream look like an honest individual with nothing but good intentions.😂
1. Kratos bodies all gods 2. In the pictureless comic book known as "The Bible" God needs a 6 winged angel with a flaming sword to defend his throne. Take from that what you will.
Re: superhero showdown, IMHO just before Ryan Reynolds Deadpool Wolverine XMen origins delivers the death blow on Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds Hannibal King appears and goes full vampire on Ryan Reynolds Deadpool, allowing Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern to will into being a Green black hole that inadvertently socks all three out of this reality and into the MCU...
If you're going to use Ai to write one of these I think something like inferkit would be better suited. I gave it up to "they perceive eachother as a threat". It definitely gets a little confused but pretty funny nonetheless. "Micheal Keatons Batman and Christian Bales Batman are both teleported to an empty football stadium. They immediately perceive eachother as a threat and start fighting, but when they see Christian cut up on the field they pause and wait for an opportunity to kill him. But just as the fighting continues, both Batman and Bales suddenly have an epiphany. Batman knows he was led to this stadium on purpose so Bales realizes that he was sent here on purpose. After the epiphany Batman takes Bales’s gun and shoots him. Batman is then confronted by Bales’s cat which he shoots in the face with his last bullet. When Batman stops fighting he feels strong and has the strength to take out any threat around him."
The idea of James and his son sitting down and having a conversation about whose most qualified to inherit the matrix of leadership is a very funny idea to me.
Jedi aren't invincible, and the Joker is just the type of person that could exploit a jedi's weaknesses; Its hard to focus on your force BS when you're dealing with explosions and gas and whatnot.
“Don’t you want to know why they call me the Rhino” is a shameless attempt to do the “morb all over those guys” meme but for real. It’s somewhat impressive in its gall
Hey mates, here's some showdown timecodes if you're keen:
46:24 The Rules
49:55 Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool vs Green Lantern
54:52 Donnie Yen: John Wick vs Rogue One
58:58 Pedro Pascal: Joel Miller vs The Mandalorian
01:04:41 Christopher Lambert: Raiden vs Highlander
01:10:04 Antonia Banderas: Zorro vs Puss in Boots
01:23:33 Sylvester Stallone: Rockys vs King Shark
01:13:49 Jennifer Lawrence: Mystique vs Katniss Everdeen
01:17:11 Tom Hardy: Bane vs Venom
01:19:39 Mark Hamill: The Joker vs Luke Skywalker
01:23:45 Chris Pratt: Jurassic World vs Star Lord
01:24:45 Keanu Reeves: Neo vs John Wick
01:27:17 Russell Crowe: Dr Jekyll vs The Gladiator
01:30:04 Jack Nicholson: The Joker vs Jack from The Shining
01:32:04 Vin Diesel: Dom Toretto vs Xander Cage
01:34:39 Mark Wahlberg: Uncharted vs Transformers
01:37:56 Bradley Cooper: Rocket Racoon vs Face from The A-Team
01:39:43 Jim Carrey: Bruce Almighty vs The Mask
01:45:29 Karl Urban: Billy Butcher vs Judge Dredd
Don't mind me Mr RAWCollings I'm simply scrolling to the bottom to see if my suggestion was taken. AND HELL YESH IT WAS, KARL URBAN OFF!
@@TheKingOfRooks aha great idea mate! James must've loved to use it for finale 🙌
Damnit I threw the Dom Toretto vs. Richard Riddick recommend out there a couple months ago. So close to making the cut. I guess vs Xander Cage is probably about the same
you didn’t need to say transformers for mark wahlberg i think we all know who the iconic character CADE YAEGER is
Wow…. It’s a rare privilege to imbibe some content from my favourite comedy/pop culture/social commentary/crime fighting duo that wasn’t posted 2-8 years ago. Not that any of their schtick ever sounds dated.
Apparently it’s a double pleasure because the time codes scream all killer, no filler.
You’re doing God’s work B. 🤙
Fun Fact: One of the major plot points revolves around getting Leia's lightsaber from Tattooine, effectively having them pull her blue lightsaber from the soil, almost like a harvest (if you will), which is why the working title for this new project is Blue Harvest.
I love how they do a whole bit in the intro about there being a written test that we would have to watch them take in real time as a ridiculous example of something viewers would be put through, as if watching them taken written tests in real time isn't a staple format of their videos
too accurate, and they can't respond to this now or they'll lose all credibility
Ah man he fuckin paragraph got em
The college years of Optimus Prime where he has to compete in academic trials to save his cybertron fraternity house with the boys
my favourite part was when he gave full credit to all the boys
"Sam, put the keg in my chest..."
Sam, I’m a Worldstar!!!
The old Rey skit you guys did earlier was brilliant 👏 👌 👍 😀 hilarious 5:58
1:11:39 *Puss n boots would do the super cute big eyes trick to lower Zorro’s guard then go for the kill shot*
There is a scene in THX-1138 where Robert Duvale spends all day working in a dangerous underground factory, goes to a shop with a bunch of non-descript plastic cubes stacked on the wall. He buys a cube, takes it home and throws it into the disintegrator.
Funko saw a business model they could make work!
"If they're both Mark Wahlberg, pick the one with the sword." That's a metaphor right there.
But you forget: they're both 6'4"
I like how quickly Xander Cage vs Dominic Torretto became XXX vs Vin
Guy from jurassic world Chris Pratt would definitely have a velociraptor as his weapon.
Or just raise his hand to any opponent and stop them dead in their tracks. No dinos required, just the power of the raised hand ✋
*Star lord would use his rocket boots to give Jurassic world guy a flying knee but Jurassic world guy would just raise his hand up and stop Star lord in his tracks.*
John Wick, reaching into one of Neo’s holes and factory resetting him. ….Pure gold!!! Lol Laughed myself into a cramp.
I swear to get the Macleod V Raiden was done before on a previous episode 😭
It was XD. They did say they may have done some before. I think they used the same arguments
The original term for being stuck in a rut is a blue harvest.
"Stop looking at your phone, or else you'll end up in a box in the supermarket" is my favorite moral takeaway i've heard from black mirror
This is the Kraven movie I want to see: The Kraven who SquirrelGirl befriends and who helps her save endangered dinosaurs (but also maybe betrays her; he's still a sort of villain).
Also, Rhino is becoming more and more interesting as he turns up in other people's stories (he gets involved with younger folks like Miles Morales, and the youngster see a tired old man who just doesn't have any other way to make money. They get to know his domestic situations. It's awesome!
I figured out the greatest matchup/fight of 2 characters played by the same actor,
The actor: Hayden Christianson
The characters:
Anikan Skywalker/Darth Vader vs.
Jumping Hayden Christianson from the movie Jumper….
1:50:27 you guy never see this but I’ll be listening out for it. Lu y’all!!
He'd need to jump pretty high to hit a 100 foot tall guy.
@@gavinmillar 😂😂 right, already got some interesting fight dynamics, thanks for the reminder. I love the 100 ft tall SW thing lol
Mason’s ‘Aussie nan’ impersonation is on point. I can taste the Butter Menthol.
We need a Mason impression competition. Old Rey vs Tom Olland maybe...
Came here to say the exact same thing 😄
The serious analysis that went into Zorro vs Puss in Boots is the kind of thing that makes my life worth living.
Can you imagine how wild it would be doing this with voice actors, who have all played a million characters? Like, imagine Raiden from Metal Gear, Axel from Kingdom Hearts, and Silver the Hedgehog all fighting to the death in a battle royale. Or Rikku from Final Fantasy, Bubbles from PowerPuff Girls, Raven from Teen Titans, and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony.
Raiden Vs Mr Krabs
Megatron and Optimus hazing bumblebee and giving nerds swirlies would be hilarious
I relate so much to the “ancient 30 year old” bit.
I exist in what I like to call a millennial superstate. I have a mortgage and a receding hairline but also spend my days working on a liberal arts degree and eating avocado toast.
@@Matt-xc6sp You have a mortgage?? Godspeed, better than this millennial for sure. 🫡 😅
As the ancient indigenous adage goes, "There are two Pedro Pascals living in each person: One that's a 60-year old murderer, and the other that's a 50-year old alien, who is also 100ft tall..."
Good timing. I was just about stuck in a rut.
You've nearly done it, boys - that Old (Actually 30) Rey caused me to laugh so much I started coughing and choking, nearly died. Not exactly the top of my list for ways to go out, but in the better half, I guess.
God bless you, James and Nick - God bless you both!
After they talked about it for several minutes, I was somehow even less sure whether or not Mason went to cinemacon
Always good to have a new episode at 11:30 pm on Monday night!
It's 10:46 Monday morning for me lol
Superhero showdown let’s go!
So many new trailers and upcoming big movies. Feels good.
Y’all should do the original cartoon Optimus Prime vs Michael Bay’s Optimus Prime (a murder machine who got stuck in cables for 8 minutes in Transformers 3, even though he has a sword and can fly? 🤷🏼♂️)
No cables on a foot all field, he'd tear cartoon primes spine out like a predator and impale him on the goal post.
Alpha Trion in the original cartoon is who rebuilds the wounded Orion Pax and Elita-1, in other continuities he's one of the 13 primes. The answer to the soul question varies, in the original cartoon when they build transformers, the personality and soul comes from Vector Sigma, which Alpha Trion guards, but in the Combaticons' case, they were already souls but trapped outside of their bodies and placed in new ones by Starscream
Less than 2 minutes in, and I'm already laughing my ass off...😂
1:10:08 "Is Zoro gonna kill a cat?"
Lmao
Elita 1 is Octimus Prime's love interest!
Ok I know I'm very uninitiated when it comes to Star Wars, but hearing that the Mandalorian is 100ft tall is making me question every limited thing I've seen from that franchise. If Mando is 100ft tall, does that mean everyone in that universe is around 100ft tall? Does this mean Star Wars is a Kaiju franchise?? I'm so confused
It's basically a running joke where because Star Wars all takes place so long ago in a galaxy far away we have no frame of reference for how big the people are. Hence we assume they're all actually 100 feet tall
Somehow superhero showdown returned
Dear James, a Highlander is simply a person born in the Scottish Highlands. They are, generally speaking, just as mortal as the rest of us. The fact that Connor MacLeod happens to be both a Highlander and also an Immortal is just a coincidence. Most of the Immortals of that particular cinematic universe are in fact not Highlanders at all. Just your everyday garden variety Immortals, chasing their various Quickenings in all kinds of geographic regions. Please absorb this knowledge like the energy from a decapitated foe, and enjoy being less wrong in the future.
I will not absorb anything and keep calling them Highlanders
You're one of those critics James, if you hate a movie I know I'll love it 😆
Well I hope you enjoy your favourite movie, The Mummy starring Tom Cruise
Are we sure Old Rey doesn't have dementia at this point?
I would watch a series about that hands down thatsbfor sure
I don't know... I can't remember...
It's 15 years later. She would be in her 30s.
Maximus at his peak is the one from the Nic Cave script where he battles for centuries straight.
Luke Skywalker trolling the Joker with a force projection is a hilarious thought. He’d be so pissed off.
00:20 it was weird James
Bumblebee himself has never ever gotten the matrix, nor do i think he should cuz Hot Rod should not be sidelines anymore. but in Armada, Hot Shot is a lot like Bumblebee (and Hot Rod) and he gains the matrix to become a leader for a short time, and in the aligned continuity, Bee leads his own group of autobots in Robots in Disguise 2015
As someone from the DMV, the way they pronounce Virginia and Maryland is giving me so much life. 😂
Jedi training by Barry Humphries. Who'd have thought?
The time my superhero showdown got discussed it got interrupted by a waffle delivery
I WANT MY STANLEY TUCCI FUNKO POP FROM THE JULIA CHILDS MOVIE!!!
Raiden vs. Connor MacLeod- if Raiden is 100 feet tall than his step stride is 300 feet, the length of an American football field. Raiden would basically be restricted to walking in circles while Macleod climbs him Shadow of the Colossus style to stab him through the head, while Raiden could only do "swatting the fly" damage as MacLeod climbs. MacLeod wins hands down, no heads off.
Mystic vs Catnip, Jenifer's Mystic is extremely agile, she beats a ton of military men by herself. Also, she is a shapeshifter. We don't see much of it outside of her transforming into different humanoids, we see more of it with Rebecca Romijn's Mystic who turns into a statue (but they're supposed to be the same person with the same powers), but we can assume she could turn into a small animal like a snake, cross the field, and wabam.
possibly the first reference to northland shopping centre I've ever heard on a podcast
James, you are underestimating ChatGPT. You have to teach it and be specific. If at the beginning you say, "I am about to give you different fight scenarios between different characters that were played by the same actor. In all of them, please assume that the fight occurs on a regulation American Football field in a pocket dimension. Each brings with them their usual weapons and equipment. Each combatant recognizes the other as a threat and uses the same amount of lethal force that they normally would. Please make a definitive answer." You'll have a lot more luck. It still writes in sort of a boring basic essay way, but it will do better.
Neo at his peak out of the Matrix is definitely blind Neo … and since John Wick is probably just a training program from the Matrix, this is maybe closer than you’d think.
Just wanted to let you know the craziest thing happened. I was listening to this after work and took a quick nap. Somehow, while I was asleep I dreamed that the superhero showdown segment was literally just copy pasted from the one you guys did 3 years ago. I was sad and mad, and woke up angry thinking "I waited 3 years for this!?". Anyways, gonna listen to that segment actually now to confirm if my dream was right or not.
Does the Chris Hemsworth fitness app come with HGH and Steroids?
If anyone's curious - Alpha Trion is the guy who rebuilt Orion Pax into Optimus Prime. Elita One is the counterpart/partner of Optimus Prime, I think she's a leader in the resistance against the Decepticons on Cybertron in G1. Arcee loves kicking ass (possibly among the fightin'-est of the Autobots in G1 other than the Dinobots), and also Greenlight, who is a scientist on Cybertron, and Gauge, a young Transformer who Arcee and Greenlight are sort of mom-figures to, they're a nice little found-family.
Big bummer that my mocap Andy Serkis idea wasn't used. Good thing there was the time codes comment to save me the time I would've wasted sitting here thinking I might actually end up on an episode.
Dang. The transformers animated movie voice cast sounding like the Academy award shortlist
Yeah the Funko Pops...they made figures of the Cure. They're my favorite band ever, but I never felt like my life was incomplete without cute little figures of these guys in their sixties. Very strange...
Regarding counter-critics, famed Armand White fanboi Vince Mancini (formerly of Uproxx) is probably the closest I get, in that we have pretty much opposed views on movies but he's such an entertaining writer I'll happily acknowledge and respect his opinions regardless.
Finally after 8 years of listening to this hilarious drivel I get a mention, thanks fellas!
Can’t believe during that Donnie Yen fiasco nobody thought to assign his John Wick character: Johnnie Yen
I think Rogue One from the movie would win because Donny Yen from the gun film would forget to factor in wind resistance on a football field. The sound of the wind will scramble his sonar. 😊
Neo and Morpheus vs John Wick and homeless Lawrence Fishburne
I get so many blue phone calls
There is a cartoon where Bumblebee is the leader
I’m sorry I’m laughing so much about “make bumblebee the leader”. They did in the IDW comics, he was the worst leader in the history of the franchise. Bee as a leader makes Starscream look like an honest individual with nothing but good intentions.😂
1. Kratos bodies all gods
2. In the pictureless comic book known as "The Bible" God needs a 6 winged angel with a flaming sword to defend his throne.
Take from that what you will.
this has been a great episode lmaoo
Old Rey makes me miss the Tom Holland voice less 😂
I can't wait three years!
i just wanna hear these guys talk about transformers all the time
Re: superhero showdown, IMHO just before Ryan Reynolds Deadpool Wolverine XMen origins delivers the death blow on Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds Hannibal King appears and goes full vampire on Ryan Reynolds Deadpool, allowing Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern to will into being a Green black hole that inadvertently socks all three out of this reality and into the MCU...
Now do Old Rey and Young Rey!
Yasssss suuuuuuuuper hero SHOWDOWN
I think cade Yeager would also have the "edge" because he is a competence vampire.
I’m weighing in on this a week late but I’m from Northern Virginia, and yes Maryland drivers are bad and their side of the beltway is a mess. 🙂
If you're going to use Ai to write one of these I think something like inferkit would be better suited. I gave it up to "they perceive eachother as a threat". It definitely gets a little confused but pretty funny nonetheless.
"Micheal Keatons Batman and Christian Bales Batman are both teleported to an empty football stadium. They immediately perceive eachother as a threat and start fighting, but when they see Christian cut up on the field they pause and wait for an opportunity to kill him. But just as the fighting continues, both Batman and Bales suddenly have an epiphany. Batman knows he was led to this stadium on purpose so Bales realizes that he was sent here on purpose. After the epiphany Batman takes Bales’s gun and shoots him. Batman is then confronted by Bales’s cat which he shoots in the face with his last bullet. When Batman stops fighting he feels strong and has the strength to take out any threat around him."
Best reveal would be recasting Ezra Miller with Grant Gustin at the end of The Flash.
The AIs that are fun to use for stuff like this are stuff like NovelAI that will write some stuff. Ghat GPT usually does not give funny answers
The American is an awesome movie, more of an old school 60s style spy/assassin movie.
Speaking as a 32-year-old, Maso's 30-year-old "Old Rey" bit makes me feel very seen...
Aw dang I forgot I wanted to submit Joe Bang vs Benoit Blanc
How about this, The Mask vs Marvel's Loki.
I wonder who's the director Matthew Lawrence was talking about (if true). Staring at a list of Marvel Directors like, "Hmm..."
Am not even goin to say what am on abiut but being heard is nice.
The Bit Peckish Games!
Neo has powers outside of the matrix
Maso with the accidental slur keep it up boys
The idea of James and his son sitting down and having a conversation about whose most qualified to inherit the matrix of leadership is a very funny idea to me.
2:10:30 didn't james lock in no deaths this year in the first episode of 23?
Just a warning for jedi survivor. Some reviews like ign have spoilers
Indy vs Han vs Deckard vs Ryan vs grumpy 80 Year Old Harrison Ford.
Jedi aren't invincible, and the Joker is just the type of person that could exploit a jedi's weaknesses; Its hard to focus on your force BS when you're dealing with explosions and gas and whatnot.
Keanus would be excellent to each other. Remember to wind your watch.
The fact that Maso enjoyed ‘The American’ but didn’t like ‘Interstellar’ really makes me question his mental state 😩😩😩
Hyper - colour lightsabre : Changes colour when you cut of a limb or decapitate a rival
Deep down we’re all just naked and covered in goo.
“Don’t you want to know why they call me the Rhino” is a shameless attempt to do the “morb all over those guys” meme but for real. It’s somewhat impressive in its gall
In a way there are two Pedro Pascals in all of us