Kevin Bridges talks about Terrorism

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  • @lizziestevenson9345
    @lizziestevenson9345 10 місяців тому +139

    I'm a teacher in a secondary school. One day someone in my third year class dropped a stink bomb in the class hoping to cancel the class. Little did he know, I'd no sense if smell at the time so I shut the door and all the windows, pretending not to know what the problem was and made them sit through the lesson for 50 minutes - 😂😂😂

    • @alicemilne1444
      @alicemilne1444 10 місяців тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @daftirishmarej1827
      @daftirishmarej1827 9 місяців тому +2

      Brava!

    • @lizsalt1610
      @lizsalt1610 9 місяців тому +2

      Wish I'd thought of that when I was teaching :-)

    • @garythompson9452
      @garythompson9452 5 місяців тому

      Very funny. Of course, these days you would risk getting done for child cruelty.

  • @kjm7143
    @kjm7143 10 місяців тому +47

    Brilliant to see everyone enjoying Kevin’s unique Scottish humour ❤😂

  • @yermawsakunt
    @yermawsakunt 9 місяців тому +63

    He isnt even joking about the Glasgow Airport part 😂 we all felt the same way 😂 I remember when we found out about it. I was over in Canada on holiday to see family, and some other family members had actually been on a flight just before that all happened, but we didnt know they were already in the air at the time, that caravan was in pure chaos 😂 No wayyyy Glasgow got attacked by terrorists ✊ yassss !!! Then the panic kicked in 😂 theres only 1 place in the world you can go and attempt a terrorist attack and end up getting your c$#t kicked in 😂 literally..... then put in an ambulance to the hospital 😂 we are a rare breed us weegies 😂

    • @jennyr682
      @jennyr682 9 місяців тому +7

      I remember the Big Yin's story about it all, that was hilarious as well :)

    • @yermawsakunt
      @yermawsakunt 9 місяців тому

      Only in Glasgow eh !@@jennyr682

    • @greigmartin9148
      @greigmartin9148 9 місяців тому +4

      I remember being in the pub in nearby Paisley that night. Everyone was laughing their arse off about it. We were all talking about the front page headline of the Paisley Daily Express "Burned Out Car Found Near Shortroods!", and the fact they'd print that three weeks late.
      (By the way, Shortroods is the housing district closest to Glasgow Airport, which is in Paisley, not Glasgow. 😁)

  • @tomwilson5822
    @tomwilson5822 10 місяців тому +26

    Just love your video’s. Old retired Scotsman living in Germany

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому +4

      Glad you like them, thanks a lot for watching

  • @ayrshiresoundman
    @ayrshiresoundman 9 місяців тому +11

    Kevins English accent impression is the exact one every kid at a Scottish school would put on when picking on the new kid who's just moved to their school from somewhere in England.

    • @PaganPunk
      @PaganPunk 9 місяців тому +2

      I remember that happened In my school in East London....But the other way, New pupil in my tutor group from Scotland, another boy tried to Bully him using a Scottish accent ....Until I pointed out he Didn't come from Yorkshire!! 😂...He got the Accent totally wrong, The T&at!! 😂😂

  • @mistyjames810
    @mistyjames810 10 місяців тому +19

    Kevin is so funny 🤣 comedy legend!

  • @TheCornishCockney
    @TheCornishCockney 10 місяців тому +41

    Two Middle Eastern blokes get on the tube in London,both have big backpacks on.
    Eventually,Abdul says to Hamed “does my bomb look big in this?”
    Before all the wokies cry RACIST,I was told this joke by someone from Jordan,a lovely fella called Sami who was always laughing and brightened up our workplace.
    Point is,ANYTHING should be allowed to be turned into a joke,now that’s part of OUR culture.

    • @tcrown3333
      @tcrown3333 10 місяців тому +5

      'Does my bomb look big in this?' That one's a keeper!😂🤣

    • @markpotter8280
      @markpotter8280 10 місяців тому +7

      I really hate racism it winds me up big time. But a joke is a joke and if it makes people laugh then it's a good joke I may hate racists but I hate Wokies more. telling jokes that are borderline offensive is part of British culture and I hope we always stay true to our culture and still embrace other people's culture

    • @tcrown3333
      @tcrown3333 10 місяців тому +1

      @@markpotter8280 Totally agree 👍 👌

    • @wullaballoo2642
      @wullaballoo2642 10 місяців тому

      @@markpotter8280 Some of the biggest villains in their mind are the evil nazis but they don't seem to see how they are becoming fascists themselves with their intolerance of anyone who doesn't parrot their views back at them, they can't handle debate like adults, they act like children, it's sad but our education system is to blame but they no longer seek to educate but to brainwash into a way of thinking which is cancerous to society

    • @davidrowan3853
      @davidrowan3853 10 місяців тому +8

      I personally love 'racist' jokes. They're always the funniest. And all types of them, got too be able too laugh at ourselves and not take it seriously. I get some out of taste, there is a line between joke and a snidey dig. I have a Pakistani friend and an Indian friend, I'm white, and we constantly just rip the piss out of each other, racially. Takes the power of it away if you laugh.

  • @michaelmcnamee533
    @michaelmcnamee533 9 місяців тому +26

    Yes, sadly, it's true. I was catching a train in Birmingham once, and an Asian Indian guy got on with me wearing a backpack. Every other person at the station made a point of standing in another carriage rather than sharing it with the 'bomber'. When the guard came to check our tickets, he couldn't understand why there were only two people in one carriage, yet the other was jammed full like a cattle shed. I pointed to the Indian guy and the guard simply shook his head in disbelief. He even did an announcement to encourage other passengers to swap carriage, but nobody would. The great British public....😢

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  9 місяців тому +2

      Woow, that’s so sad 😢

    • @Mr11Davis
      @Mr11Davis 9 місяців тому +5

      Birmingham has a high Asian population, I’m from there. Trust me.. no one’s doing that unless he’s acting dodgy.. walk around birmingham you’ll find out..

    • @PaganPunk
      @PaganPunk 9 місяців тому

      I had one ask me to watch his backpack because he didn't want to take it in Toilet 😮....I literally crapped myself until I saw a friend of mine walk up to him!! 😂😂

    • @michaellong6019
      @michaellong6019 9 місяців тому +4

      Did he ask “does my bomb look big in this?”😂😂

    • @SaltyGammon567
      @SaltyGammon567 27 днів тому

      "People that don't want to get blown up are racist, lol"

  • @musicaladdiction4147
    @musicaladdiction4147 10 місяців тому +19

    I can seriously say that this is real. About a month after 7/7 London attacks I was on a bus into Glasgow and 2 people who fit the stereotype of a suicide bomber get on at the same stop, both of them had backpacks on and they sat a good few seats apart. I’m with my aunt and my mum, my aunt literally noped out and dragged us off at the next stop and proceeded to have a panic attack.
    😂

    • @MansonOTIA09
      @MansonOTIA09 10 місяців тому +5

      Was similar here in Kilmarnock doon the road. I remember after 9/11 then the 7/7 attack, (especially 9/11) we had our bodies and bags searched before stepping onto a bus by guys in suits at each stand. Not very many foreigners here though, I think I have seen like 4 noticible non-white Scots/Brits/Europeans in the whole town (back then there was virtually none) but one guy got on in Bonnyton district (next to train station) and we all shat it and fucked off like AW THE BEST, DRIVER. SEE YE UP THERE

    • @musicaladdiction4147
      @musicaladdiction4147 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MansonOTIA09 we have always had your Indian/chinese take away and Pakistani shops but just in the last year or so I’ve noticed we have went from having almost no Africans to seeing them every time I leave the house

    • @MansonOTIA09
      @MansonOTIA09 9 місяців тому

      @@musicaladdiction4147 Aye that's fair with them in the shops and stuff. I don't mind the Chinese though. Always friendly, quiet and keep themselves to themselves. I wouldn't say every time I leave the house though, at least not for me. See the odd one in the toon but not so much up my scheme.

    • @musicaladdiction4147
      @musicaladdiction4147 9 місяців тому

      @@MansonOTIA09 in my scheme we always had a lot of Indian, Chinese and Pakistani people, then an influx of Middle East and Eastern Europeans came after in the 2000s and now it seems like it’s all sub Saharan Africans like really dark skinned, they have all been polite and nice enough people from my own interactions with them but it’s very noticeable just how many of them have arrived recently.

  • @LG.C.F.C
    @LG.C.F.C 10 місяців тому +24

    I saw kevin in the stand in Glasgow before he became famous,I was standing outside wae him and I remember a guy saying to me,this guy is gonae be as big as Connolly,he wasnt wrong,absolute class act kevin bhoy

    • @ScratchyBaws
      @ScratchyBaws 10 місяців тому +3

      Better than Connolly by a country mile and doesn't steal his jokes from the hard working 60's shipyard builders.

    • @LG.C.F.C
      @LG.C.F.C 10 місяців тому +4

      @@ScratchyBaws he named his box in Celtic park after his mam and da,which was a nice touch I thought,his patter is fuckin brilliant mate,he just tells it the way it is,one of my favourite is he was pissing a skid mark aff the toilet pan,if anyone told ye that he would just tell them to fuck off but he manages to make it hilarious,hes a one off,Scotlands best imo

    • @isking1715
      @isking1715 9 місяців тому +3

      Better than BC my arse. I doubt Kevin himself would agree with that nonsense. How the heck do you steal a joke? Repeat one yes but 50 years of material didn't come from a couple of Glasgow workmen. 😂😂

    • @scottmason3820
      @scottmason3820 5 місяців тому

      All comics take inspiration from surroundings just use your ears and take it in, the construction of the joke fitting in the scenario and maxing the fun bc is the master. Kb is fantastic

    • @JP-js4gx
      @JP-js4gx 5 місяців тому

      Billy is not only the GOAT when it comes to comedy, he is a musician,singer and actor to name a few of his talents. KB can make you laugh but we used to literally roll around with laughter til it hurt watching Billy. An audience with Billy Connoly was brilliant when it came out, just watch the famous auduence crying with laughter!

  • @alexandermcgowan4125
    @alexandermcgowan4125 10 місяців тому +4

    Great we video Kevin is brilliant to see live

  • @josephinecameron6963
    @josephinecameron6963 9 місяців тому +3

    Sheer awesomeness 👌

  • @djmull63
    @djmull63 10 місяців тому +19

    Bowffin great Scottish word.

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому

      Tis indeed 🤣🤣

    • @JGGuitarCovers
      @JGGuitarCovers 10 місяців тому +2

      Agreed! So many good Scottish words. Howfin is another one

    • @djmull63
      @djmull63 10 місяців тому +1

      @@JGGuitarCovers Dinnae ken that wan, whits it aboot.

    • @Jinty92
      @Jinty92 10 місяців тому +1

      Totally, I remember my mum giving me sandwiches for a packed lunch on a school trip and they stunk the bus out. When I got home I told my mum my sandwiches were absolutely bowfin!

  • @tartanrocker5926
    @tartanrocker5926 8 місяців тому +2

    so happy to see you get the Scottish humour.....Connolly.....Kev. i. n. Bridges....you cannot beat the Scottish humour

  • @garykemp8329
    @garykemp8329 Місяць тому

    Just stumbled across you're channel. You brightened my day simply with you're happy human touch

  • @Jie67
    @Jie67 10 місяців тому +8

    Big Kev was born in Clydebank.

    • @Jinty92
      @Jinty92 10 місяців тому +1

      I did not know that. I work just outside of Clydebank in Dalmuir.

  • @annied9864
    @annied9864 Місяць тому

    Brilliantly done

  • @kayduncan4370
    @kayduncan4370 10 місяців тому +5

    Kev.i.n is a good chuckle

  • @ackerjawaka1966
    @ackerjawaka1966 6 місяців тому +1

    Love this guy and seen him a few times and he never disappoints 😂

  • @moominpic
    @moominpic 9 місяців тому +1

    I was on a flight to Paris (from Glasgow) on the day after the 9/11 attacks (so 9/12) and security was soooo high. There was a group of about 11 Indian lads (probably off to a stag night or something). Poor guys... nervously smiling and nodding to everyone. Even the stewardess stopped dead in shock when she saw them.

  • @fkingshame7537
    @fkingshame7537 9 місяців тому +3

    Best in the UK

  • @therebel4332
    @therebel4332 10 місяців тому +16

    The ironic thing is most of these blokes like the one hes sat with on the train buy their booze and stuff from an asian off licence…. That how dense these guys are.

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому

      So true 🤣🤣

    • @samolevski1119
      @samolevski1119 10 місяців тому

      Sadly true, I tried pointing this out about 40 years ago and got nowhere.
      Slowly but surely attitudes are changing.
      Very few people worried about it many years ago, because the percentage of immigrants wasn't high enough - I was told that by a well known right wing guy, university educated etc
      He told me the percentage would have to double before it scared people, based on research by academics.
      Lo and behold all across Europe the tide is turning and average people are becoming anti immigrants

    • @samolevski1119
      @samolevski1119 10 місяців тому +1

      @Kn-ik8pt
      I knew several families who had them, but our culture is more of a 9-5, and Asians amongst others are used to 6am to 10pm.
      When you travel abroad to poorer countries (where many immigrants come from), the working day is long and the rewards are little compared to here, so that's one reason they thrive here.

    • @davidrowan3853
      @davidrowan3853 10 місяців тому

      @@samolevski1119 exactly, the worl changed from a Monday to Friday 9 to 5 to 24hrs a day, and the Asian community were and are willing to take advantage of it.

  • @BenjaminHackett-l1r
    @BenjaminHackett-l1r 10 місяців тому +8

    Have you seen him talk about Danny Dyer's real football Hooligan's Scotland Special? Its worth a watch

    • @conmcgrath7174
      @conmcgrath7174 10 місяців тому

      Don't get me started about 'Fanny Dyer', the guy might have testes but he definitely doesn't have balls. He knows some 'hard men' but I doubt any of them respect him. Me? Soft as shite, honest, you could bet your life on it.

  • @garybarton3434
    @garybarton3434 10 місяців тому

    Just after 7/7, I got on a train from East Kilbride to Glasgow. The next stop a western Asian looking fella got on with a large backpack and a guy seated near me got up and walked through to the next carriage.

  • @scottmason3820
    @scottmason3820 5 місяців тому +2

    Frankie Boyle Glasgow airport set is great

  • @yukonlil1
    @yukonlil1 8 місяців тому

    When I was still living at home with Mum and Dad, I went to the optician's. Our optician was Asian. Sitting in the waiting room, which was full, all his other patients were Asian. As I sat there I thought'This is what it must feel like to be a different skin tone from the majority. ' It was a bit strange.
    I related to story to an acquaintance some years later, and before I finished , they said something detrimental about immigrants...
    And that's when I realised most people don't care about how it feels to be an 'outsider'.

  • @irenehunter4736
    @irenehunter4736 9 місяців тому +1

    Ye canny beat the Scottish humour 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Derek-qu8qi
    @Derek-qu8qi 10 місяців тому +10

    I remember as a kid we bought a can of “Instant Smelly Shit” from a. joke shop. Was foam, but looked and smelled like real shit. We sprayed it in the lift in Sainsbury’s then ran to the bottom to some poor guy mopping it up. Whilst holding his nose. 😂
    It genuinely looked like some had taken a shot in the lift 😂

    • @TicketyBoo.
      @TicketyBoo. 10 місяців тому +1

      I remember when I was a kid putting dog shit off the street in a can shaking it up and selling it to joke shops 😁

    • @BoydL69
      @BoydL69 10 місяців тому

      Aw the things we done when we were younger😅.We used to get a paper bag fill it with shite and then set it alight on somebodies front doorstep,chap the door and then hid/watch.They would answer the door to a bag ablaze, alarmed they'd stamp it out with their feet and end up with shite all over 😅. Sad/sick AF back in the day..😵‍💫🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😱

  • @violeth6962
    @violeth6962 9 місяців тому +4

    Check out Dave Allen…you won’t be disappointed if you want real raw early comedy ❤

  • @Dawghome
    @Dawghome Місяць тому

    Some bits of what he said i couldnt catch but yeh reaction vids have dusted him down for me & now seeking him out to watch & enjoy. Yuhh stink bomb at school a hundred years ago😅 i imagined that thats how skunks might smell when they spraying??

  • @chelleshoops
    @chelleshoops 8 місяців тому

    Kevin is from roughly the same area as Billy Connolly in Glasgow. Clydebank its called. Few famous faces from that area 👍

  • @margaretmclean5684
    @margaretmclean5684 2 місяці тому

    You should look for the Sketch with Kevin Bridges, think it might come under... Spring Break/Chad Hogan
    It is a belter!!!

  • @jacks4355
    @jacks4355 10 місяців тому +2

    I was the guy with the stink 💣 😂😂 subscribed

  • @carllawrenczuk9173
    @carllawrenczuk9173 10 місяців тому +2

    One a my mates cracked top off a stink 💣 n dosed some knobeads fluffy parka hood in the cinema one time 😂

    • @althejag679
      @althejag679 10 місяців тому +3

      what does this mean

  • @shugd3
    @shugd3 2 дні тому

    Watch " Joe Wilkinsons insane poem " 8 out of 10 cats do countdown 😂😂

  • @JGGuitarCovers
    @JGGuitarCovers 10 місяців тому +3

    Yep stink bombs were fucking nasty

  • @gerrylappin3458
    @gerrylappin3458 10 місяців тому +3

    That's just glasgow,glesga

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 9 місяців тому

    Glesga legend 🤘

  • @Mactalisker..
    @Mactalisker.. 7 місяців тому

    I was that one guy 😂

  • @MarkDuffy-n7n
    @MarkDuffy-n7n 4 місяці тому

    My friend born in Glasgow you have good morals.🍀

  • @lloydnorval1989
    @lloydnorval1989 10 місяців тому +1

    4:54 i always seem to get a smell of shite with rotten eggs whenever some little div breaks one🤢

  • @markbairden929
    @markbairden929 9 місяців тому

    I was on a tram in Amsterdam some years ago and two Arab girls at the back were getting off and one said loudly, "Let's leave a bag here so all the white people will think it's a bomb"

  • @stevetokeley6542
    @stevetokeley6542 6 місяців тому

    Check out some Only Fools And Horses.Trigger's broom skit is hilarious.

  • @hughwilliamson4787
    @hughwilliamson4787 8 днів тому

    Frankie Boyle

  • @stephen3540
    @stephen3540 7 місяців тому +1

    Rangers FC died in 2012. They owed HMRC over £64million. So it's just a Glasgow derby these days. And Kevin Bridges is a Celtic fan. Been seen at many Celtic games. 🍀

  • @eddie623
    @eddie623 10 місяців тому +3

    😂😅 😁❤️

  • @DavidRichards-z2k
    @DavidRichards-z2k 10 місяців тому +1

    BNP… British Nationalist Party.

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому

      👍🏾👍🏾

    • @DannyWood7989
      @DannyWood7989 9 місяців тому

      @@Eddycheeee Nah, the BNP is more. ✋😅

  • @robinmarketaccess
    @robinmarketaccess 18 днів тому

    Lookup "bournistone" (spelling!)

  • @euanc8951
    @euanc8951 10 місяців тому

    You sound like James Tavernier RFC

  • @supertrooper6011
    @supertrooper6011 9 місяців тому

    You must be well traveled... you seem to have picked up a bit of all the accents. Reminds me of whenever I try to do any accent... I can traverse Indian, welsh and South African whilst trying to do an impression of a Yorkshire-man.

  • @deancalder8799
    @deancalder8799 3 місяці тому

    So.eone let a stink bomb off in the cinema, remember it clear as day, was the 1st independence day.

  • @lloydnorval1989
    @lloydnorval1989 10 місяців тому +3

    hey eddy its been a while hope youre doing well

    • @Eddycheeee
      @Eddycheeee  10 місяців тому +1

      Hi mate, good to hear from you. Hope you’re doing well 🤩

    • @lloydnorval1989
      @lloydnorval1989 10 місяців тому

      It's nice to see you again buddy (no homo) I've been mentally a bit unwell, living the hermit life to sort me own head out 😅 and today I've been physically sick lucky me 🤣

    • @lloydnorval1989
      @lloydnorval1989 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Eddycheeee thank you buddy I'm better tonight than I was :) I think having finally been sick sort of gets rid of a bit of the horrible tension in the belly doesn't it, plus I'm using lemon and ginger tea bags which are awesome tasting and help nausea :)
      Little tip there for anybody feeling an upset stomach and want a bit of light relief it might not work for everybody but it's helped me thank god

  • @clare2401
    @clare2401 Місяць тому

    Yeah, hilarious Kevin.
    My uncle is Adrian Johnson. He was 37 when he died during the 7/7 bombings.
    Hed gone down to London for work. He was supposed to have gone the day after.
    It must be really lovely to joke about how people are racist because they are worried about the very real threat of terrorism and suicide bombers.

  • @BlowinFree
    @BlowinFree Місяць тому +1

    I see Kevin has
    Gone woke now

  • @helloeveryone9305
    @helloeveryone9305 9 місяців тому +3

    Poor kevin is funny but hes ill informed

    • @nige5902
      @nige5902 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes .young and ill informed ,but we all were I suppose 👍

    • @paulined65
      @paulined65 Місяць тому

      In what respect?

  • @shooterdalton5014
    @shooterdalton5014 6 днів тому

    When I was only about 8 or 9 me older brother used to get me to go into the bank of Ireland on a Friday afternoon when it was packed,ask the lady for a savings box and drop the Stinkbomb on my way out.We used to be falling around laughing. On a Sunday he used to take me to mass and one day we left early and filled up the the 2 holy water points on either side with a can of Lilt(the totally tropical taste).. and we sat on the grass outside as the Whole neighbourhood left the church and blessed themselves with lilt 🫣😂😂😂😂😂🍀🇮🇪🍀