Kevin Bridges Navy Seals Joke Went Straight Over Obama's Head | The Jonathan Ross Show
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- Kevin Bridges highly doubts Barack Obama enjoyed the show that night...
ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 15 December 2018
Series 13, Episode 14.
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“You learned Spanish didn’t you”
“Oui”
I fucking buckled 😂
“I’ve never tasted an avocado until I had a DVD released” 😂👌🏼
1.50 for 2. 75p each.
I have the mental image of him spitting it straight back out and ranting about how gross it is :D
@@dtulip1 he probably had it deep fried.
daemonicstar LOL!
@@johnsmith-wx5fb I might buy 3 - how much will that be?
"The great British re-wire" that was fucking hilarious 😂😂
I thought he said wee wire, but re-wire sounds more sensible
Danny Dyer sitting in the background thinking “I really am a pricks prick” and smiles
First thing I thought of when I saw him 😂
“I am outside Ibrox on old firm day, and I’m not afraid to admit, I am FACKIN shakin’”
Can't say I follow Danny Dyer's career or life, but the little I do know, he comes across as down to earth and probably would have been one of the first to laugh about it. One thing most working class Brits do well, self depreciating and laughing at ourselves. It's middle class uni grads that struggle with it.
Navy seals are not as good as light blue seals
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂
DJ P Aye, you’re right pal. When you’re a stig you need to be able to laugh at yourself .
The story he tells on Would I lie To You about whether or not he accidentally bought a horse is hysterical! 🤣
That's the funniest n best episode ever!
😂 I know!
I'm from Bulgaria, but I didn't sell him the horse!
It was a donkey.
@@boredweegie553 Pretty sure it was a counterfeit horse.
" she's a civilian " 😁
At my former company (in the Netherlands) i had a Scottish colleague, and whenever he called in, we couldn't understand him... so we just asked him to send a mail instead.
..in around 50% we didn't understand what he was writing either..
having said that, i understood about 98% of what Kevin said here, while in his stand-ups it's about 85%..
not too bad for a non-native English speaker i think..
In England they speak English, in Wales they speak Welsh and in Scotland they speak Gibberish.
@@James-st9uu It's weird. England is the only country where the people can't speak their own language.
@@NJD_98 Scotland is not England....
@@James-st9uu In Scotland the ones you don't understand speak Scots(roughly 1.5m{Mostly far far Northern} of 5million Scots) - which isn't Gaelic, isn't English, isn't anything but Scots. The rest of us speak English with an accent. I don't understand how English people can't understand the accent when you have accents like Newcastle and Liverpool down there. People in glass houses, pal.
@@brianbru It was only banter, I have never come across a Scot who I havent been able to understand.
One of the few genuinely funny comedians around today.
Naturally gifted with funny bones.
Aye.
So so true.
this was like a interview from the old days of chat shows, no loaded questions or fun games, just one to one funny chat
Glad to see this dude's back. He should be pumping his content on platforms like Netflix, haven't heard of anyone putting stuff out on DVDs in a while X'D
this was from 2018, says in the description
@@CaptainAMAZINGGG :(
Yeah his funniest show is on BBC iPlayer but so many people still haven't seen it and won't bother with BBC. If it went on Netflix I think he would be a lot bigger than he is.
Probably the funniest guy in the UK right now?
Netflix only does American comedians and the odd huge British comedian
I went up to Glasgow to watch his show live from Essex, brilliant comedian
If he was live in Essex why did you go to Glasgow to watch him?
@@booker0110 Missus is Glaswegian, she got it for me for either an Xmas or birthday present (can’t remember at the time) and there was no shows by me at the time lol
I was struggling quite a bit to understand his accent at the beginning but he still cracked me up like nobody else. Now, I think I finally got the hang of it and can appreciate him at the fullest
I love people making the effort. He's worth it.
I can translate for you😂
Haha Danny dyer there, even although kev called him the pricks prick
Lol I'm sure Danny can take a joke I hope he can lolol
Mark Oneill who cares. Not as if he’s well ard
His best routine
Was thinking the same thing mate 🤣🤣
Mark Oneill Same
Amazing to see him on the Jonathan Ross show lol. He's truly a made man now. I'm happy for him 👍
I second this comment
👍👍👍😜🏴🦄🎣😁🤞✌️
hes been on loads of times was even on the bbc version of the show , hes been a made man for a while now
This is 2 yrs old tho btw
I haven't seen his material of the last half year or so but if he keeps at the stories of being a roustabout from Glasgow, it's going to wear thin quickly. Canada has (had) Russell Peters, who sold out both The Apollo and Madison Square Gardens. His schtick was being a South Asian in Canada, mocking the blend of cultures, the accent, his father trying to fit in to suburban Toronto. Over and over, every appearance.
It was cringy like the generation before, when some black comedians couldn't get past telling stories to white audiences about being black. Nothing topical or relatable. Now, I don't know anybody personally who has brought up the name Russell Peters in about 5 years.
He's a regular on Wossy.
I never expected Kevin to do such a good southern English accent.
Kevin is the master of accents...I love it when he does an American one!
The way he said avocados 🤣💀
I’m from Swindon no one wants to come here really
It's a shit hole, but it's our shit hole.
SirKermy let me shake that little green hand sirkermy
I'm an Australian - I've been to Swindon. It's famous for some big fu*king train in the middle of the city, isn't it? Nationwide Building Society HQ, conceding 100 goals in an EPL season and having the balls to make Paolo Di Canio its manager......I'm right aren't I? See, everyone has something.
Serge Knezevic big train in the middle of the city? Something tell me someone googled Swindon and just took a guess on a few things ? Am I right ?
@@connorohoare7470 Not true......I've been there, honestly I have!
Those lights look a bit hot for a Scotsman.
hes on the beak
Got more light in those 10 minutes than in a whole year in Scotland.
He got a severe sunburn
He seemed to suddenly dry up a bit at one point. I assume there was a commercial break and some lackey dabbed him down and powdered him up.
Oh and the sun just beams down in England !!!! Ye tit
This guy really is a very likeable comic and he's found like a new sense of confidence recently, he is going to take over the UK. Very clever guy, incredibly funny at the same time.
"The Great British Rewire" needs to be a real show! :D
@Audrey Buchan Not sure what you're commenting about. I quoted Kevin word for word.
mytube001 when you get there, if you run inti any Glasgow Rangers fans you should chant “ooh ah up the RA” as it means ‘up the Rangers’, they appreciate the care taken with their culture
This guy got me through lockdown. Hilarious. Respect.
All scottish people have to accommodate the rest of you when we talk. Its exhausting. It's like having to use a certain tone with a dog to get it to do what you want. Lol
It's like teaching toddlers how to pronounce the letter 'r'
It's not another 'a', it's not a vowel, it's a ruddy consonant
Consonant (n) : a basic speech sound in which the breath is at least partly obstructed (in this case by the tongue) and which can be combined with a vowel to form a syllable.
'ah' or 'eh' is not a consonant
I guess it's just us Scots that know how to use our tongues properly
I think it’s exposure. The more exposure you have to an accent the easier it is to hear. That’s why Americans have so much trouble because their media is mainly American. I find most Aussies can understand most accents. Old mate who served him would probably be a rare occurrence.
@@smokeyjoe7251 We sure do! Lol.
@@AmberMarrrie Yeah, Hollywood and even English media rarely cover Scottish accents, there's not that many big Scottish actors in comparison to English/American.
It's kinda like were treated as a minority in some way, like, a Scottish accent in a movie is a bit of a tokenensim, unless it's Trainspotting or a film made in Scotland.
I'm German and for me it is indeed quite hard to understand his accent. But I get used to it and understand more and more. I'd say about 80 % by now. And I think he's brilliant. Definitely extremely likeable chap. I think I would have understood him and give him some water. :-D
I just read your entire post in a Jürgen Klopp style accent. Not sure why, but when I realised my inner monologue was giving you an accent I laughed out loud. An actual lol. Cheers.👍
I have a high level of English for a non native, however, understanding him is not the easiest task to achieve. I'll make it my goal not only to understand but to speak like him too. I'll get there.
Go to where he’s from in Glasgow to practice your accent on the locals, I’m sure they’ll love it !
@@charliejim11 I don't know if this was sarcasm, but I'd really love to lol
@@LKBeatbox sarcasm or not it's the best way to learn accent.Us Scots are great with foreigners , it's only each other we hate.
Well the best thing would be to move to Glasgow.
@@1nikg I would definitely love to go tthere my friend. It would 100% be a dream come true
6:07 Barack Obama story
The real hero
Good man cheers 👍
The rest of it was funny so if you’re a cock go straight to 6:07
Thx dude
TYVM.
I love Kev, he's brilliant. I was also thinking that's what the US forces did with Bin Laden's body before dumping it in to the sea. I can't imagine them standing with their heads bowed in respect.
Neither can I, why would you respect someone who killed thousands of your people?
Respectful sendoff my arse 😂🤣😂 i bet Kevin Bridges was much closer to what actually happened.
Then you reeeally need to have a look at places like starbucks and facebook. Virtue signaling is their national sport, and they are BEYOND olympic at it. If there's something they can shame you for, they won't stop until even your grandchildren commit seppuku in shame. If even ONE soldier or sailor had done something to the body, someone would leak it, and The View would make such an example of them their last name would become an adjective like Cosby or Mengele.
@@InservioLetum Wtf are you mumbling on about?
@@simpsonplays7296 ..and all paid for by CIA. The irony.
Doesn’t change regardless of success , still one of us x
I absolutely adore his accent, don't try to change it Kevin!..LOL
Awww i love him, the Mount Everest of a Comedian
Kev's right about us Aussies not having an ear for Scots. The first time I met a school chum's Scottish father he asked me 'who do you love?' My chum had to to translate it to 'where do you live?'
@Orion Yer, well, that's just, like, your opinion, Man.
I have an English accent and a waitress didn't understand me when I asked for water in California. I just made it worse when I said, it's comes out the tap! Wart-er / Warrrrrter.
Hahaha yup they never understand you saying water you have to like say waahh ter
I was in a restaurant in California and a waitress came to the table and asked. Would you like some water? I took my time, made sure I didn’t mumble and said one word “yes”. She stormed off saying she couldn’t understand us and demanded someone else serve us. Out came the afghani manager and the conversation flowed, understood each other perfectly.
@@poised00 Ooh she was having a bad day! Maybe if we spoke with a super posh English accent (like Hugh Grant) they might get it. More regional British accents obviously don't work!
didnt America invent the English language?.. 😆
I'm Irish I spent five minutes trying to buy butter off an Asian guy in a shop in England. He even showed me water at one stage. Eventually we got it and then he said butter exactly the same way I said it. He was so used to English people asking for "bahh arr" he didn't recognise it...
Love Kevin soo much
The best of Scotland 🥰
That last story where he hard to get an Englishman to translate so an Australian could understand him because his accent is so strong 🤪
"I think when you do a big massive tour it's important to disconnect and just go somewhere where nobody knows you, or whatever. So I went to Madrid and did a course in Spanish."
"Did ye? Aye."
Kevin Bridges is hilarious. As a Yank, I can understand 98% of what he says. Once in a while, I'll have to rewind to catch a word. I've shown my friends some of his videos, and they say, "What in the hell is he saying?" lol.
As a non native speaker I felt bad I could only understand half of what he said. Now I feel better! 😅
That reminds me of when I bought a watch in Florida. The young girl assistant asked my name, I said ' Peter ' She said 'what? I said ' Peter ' she asked again then looked puzzled, ' can you spell that for me, I spelled it out P.E.T.E.R. Oh, ' Peeder 'she said.
I had a similar thing too, only in my case is was in my own home city in south London!
I put something in the dry cleaners and the bloke behind the counter asked me my name so as to write it on the ticket, so I told him my first name and he started to write Sh. I then said no it was Sean, as in Sean Connery and spelt it out for him, which then had him read it aloud and pronounced it to rhyme with bean, as if a different spelling somehow changed my name and I had been saying it wrongly all these years.
Can't understand why people have a problem with his accent. He is the funniest guy I have seen for some time and after the Comedy Roadshow appearance I knew straight away he was going places. Kev I n is the man.
He's such a talented comedian, his story telling and the way he builds the joke is second to none in my opinion.
Danny Dyer, Kevin Bridges and Ross: the three most challenging people for an American to comprehend.
I'm American, but I like to think of myself as a cultured gentleman of the world. I've traveled (including Scotland), I teach international students, I read a book from time to time and try to keep up with world news. And yet I still have a hard time understanding this Glaswegian from time to time. I laugh anyway 🤣
@@D-A-K i relise i'm replying to a year old comment but as a glaswegian whos met alot if american tourists always got on great with them but loved ei ding them up a bit met a family who told me and my gf how the had been in London the previous week and couldn't belive how the brittish accent was so different from the scottish accent and i said the scottish accent (theres a few) is a brittish accent the were so confused and tired to argue the point with me that it wasn't before realising it was alot of americans automatically just think london is the brittish accent and england is the uk
Damn, my dad died of frustration.
A Glasgow Celtic fan,
my dad moved the family to Edmonton Alberta in 1957.
He started the Western Canada Soccer League and we had a team.
I was 10, and it was awesome.
We could understand my dad’s accent but not our friends.
Yup. Frustration!
Your dad has good taste when it comes to football teams.
I'm a Glasgow lad and love Celtic
@@neillyduffy2018
I thought he was a retired team member. So strong were his was
“recollections “!
Just like the story that Donovan lived down a few streets away.
My poor mother had to wash the dirty uniforms every week!
( two sets of course ).
Family and friends ran the concession and took tickets at the gate.
We kids ran free and never had a bad moment.
My dad was badass!
I love your dad for celtic he is part of our celtic family
I don't really have a problem understanding Kevin, I just have to pay close attention. I do get lost when his topics get regional or even Glasgow-centric. I think he is an incredible comedian !
Like we're bilingual 🤣🤣
I always thought of Kevin as a Hard Man, like Danny wants to be.......
HARD ?? you once went to a surrey council estate and got scared?
As a foreigner, it can occasionally be hard to understand someone with such a pronounced accent, but at least Kevin Bridges was understandable.
I've had to have a German guy translate what I'm saying in English, into English so that Spanish people could understand what i'm saying.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you haven't done this you should try this now. Put the Closed Captioning on. Even Artificial Intelligence software has no clue what he's saying
His wife is truly stunning.. yeah married in 2019
Can’t beat a bit of toast 🤣
here's a thing...4.53 was obviously an ad break when this was aired as Kev goes from a shiny forhead to Matte..QUE THE MAKEUP ARTIST DARLING :P
(lockdown, I clearly have WAY too much time on my hands!)
kevin bridges LEGEND
needs to do more shows would love to see him live
Johnathan Ross by far the best chat show host britain has to offer
That’s such a sad inditement of British culture, wheely wubbish!
bloody sad
How can this be 5 months ago when we were all still in lockdown.
Just an old show Elaine
Here is one Australian that does not need anyone to "translate" anything Kevin or any other Scott has to say. I see it as a sign of laziness and ignorance that some people won't take the time to learn how to listen to people with strong accents... Pointed out as truth by the fact that most Americans don't understand him (or any other comedian that originates from North or west of London)
Calm down calm down
It is not really laziness and more a lack of exposure to hearing it, as well as not being able to make sense of any colloquialisms too. Although in some cases it is probably also arrogance where the listener feels that the Scottish person should the one to accommodate them and change things.
Although if a Glaswegian were to say for example that someone was talking mince and then you asked a non-Glaswegian to interpret that, if they have never heard that expression before they would likely say that they do understand what it means. Yet ask them to repeat it back, and they probably will be able to word for word but might assume that they have wrongly done so because to them anyway, it does not seem to make sense.
The Glaswegian would be talking er mince, if you like.
They definitely got Danny dyer on at the same time on purpose lol “the pricks prick”
Kevin...such a good man!
Kevin. You are a treasure. A credit to Scotland. Well done never forget your origines. Felicitations.
"How many many people went to see you?" -"Sex hundred thousand"... that's a strange number of people.
Danny Dyer ''can I be ur friend''
Its the only time English people come close to being bilingual is when we translate Scottish English
I love this man.
Bilingual. 😭 ❤️ this bloke
I really laughed with him,,, great comedian
Danny dyer and kev in the same greenroom after that joke😂😂😂😂awkward
Gotta love KB❤️
A celebrity electrician haha
I was at the Obama event, Kevin came on, was clearly pissed off that the event was running so late, did about two jokes and stormed off. Was wierd.
Interesting to hear. Did his joke about Bin Laden go down well.
@@sbc1t TBH i don't remember that joke, i do remember he came on to a large backrdop of his name sprayed onto a brick wall, said it was a nice wall and asked 'did mexico pay for that wall' which got a good laugh.
@@mikeytrw Thanks for that . Saw Kevin in the Hydro last year and he mentioned the Bin Laden joke ... went down like a lead balloon. With Obama. 😊
Everything goes over Obama’s head. 🤣
@serendipidus1 Do you know where there is footage of that?
@serendipidus1 Thanks for the reply. I mean the Obama bit. I never noticed that incident or heard about it before. The Bill Hicks bit on the US Presidency is here ua-cam.com/video/Ytv15ono5J0/v-deo.html
@serendipidus1 OK, thanks. It sounds like a striking memory and he was definitely compromised at some point...but probably long before. I am always interested in when it happens.
He’s got a swipe of ray donovan 😂 the Scottish ray donovan 😂
I'll say it then.. he's punching
Hes also minted
8:35
Holy shit. He can actually completely drop the accent. That’s .. kinda amazing.
He's not "dropping" the accent, he's putting on an English accent
@@InfinityOf6 yes dropping the Scottish accent to put on English
In Scotland Non-Drinkers are the ones who go to rehab... ;)
Jonathan's hair dye is just a touch too dark.
Pure class.
Asking for "water" with a strong Glaswegian accent is bad enough... I wonder what tourists make of the helpful sign in a beer garden in a West End pub in Glasgow which states "We serve Cooncil Juice"... For the uninitiated that means 'tap water'!! No need to buy bottled water - tastes great from the tap - comes directly from Loch Katrine in TheTrossachs
Funniest 'mainstream'(ish) comedian working at the moment.
That accent! To die for!! Ach aye the Noo! ERM! Oh, Jonathan, let it rip. Stop the bleeps it spoils the fun!! But poor unfortunate Barack. He probably needed a translator for the Navy Seals big and what they did (or eh! didn't do).....aye, Kevin, ye're a braw laddie.
They don't come any more naff than Danny Dyer , more celebrities should point this out and we might not have to suffer him on our screens and having to change channels
Well fucking said. The pricks prick.
Do they pay this guy to host the show, or does he just volunteer....compared to Parki....this guy should be wheeling a barrow selling dishes in a market.....
Kevin is to funny. I love his accent. I have no issues understanding him. Hes good at doing usa and British accents.
Celebrity Electrician = Thomas Nagy 🤣🤣🤣
Jonathan Ross is obviously using hair dye now.
The rest of him has been fake for years
so
@@oliveroshea5765 Lol.
@@CaptainAMAZINGGG So, nothing. Just an observation but if I was to comment further I'd say I hope he's not feeling pressure to stay young looking as he's on TV.
Women dye their hair all the time but if a man does it's because there under pressure or going through a mid life crisis,have you ever thought he just wants to do it for himself
Obama,.... unemployed 🤣🤭🤣🤭 i can't
"That's putting it a bit StrongLY" lol
We arent all expats here in NZ Kev mate...You must of not toured the whole country, which you should do!! We love you here mate, Come back soon.
Why does Jonathan sound so condescending when asking questions.
Because he really is condescending?
No, he sounds patwonising.
Classic English baddie from a film.
He can be a bit of a bell end on occasion.....😮😑🇨🇦
@@kevinchappell3694 the occasions where he opens his mouth
Laughing at Danny Dyer sat there.
I find it hard to understand Kevin, but the few times I've seen him on YT on one of the TV shows, I've generally found him to be funny. I think his funniest was his appearance on WILTY with the horse story.... even if it took me a couple of tries to understand it in its entirety.
Seriously funny guy is Kevin! 😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Quality guest.
He thinks all English people speak with Leamington spa accents.
Even though he did a scouse accent a few minutes in 🙄
I wonder how he got on with Danny Dyer , after all he did christen him ‘ A pricks prick ‘ 😂😂😂
Get rid of the beeps, or tone them down. Or get with the times and cut the audio for a second. If you don't know how to - send it to me and I'll do it for free.
People used to tell me where to jump to
He came to NZ?? 🤨🤔😕
I think you should come to Argentina and do a stand up
Magically stops being sweaty mid way through
Ross needs to practice that laugh 😂
Ross is as sincere as his laugh,what a tosser.
Hahaha, an old mate of mine lives in Australia cos of a drug issue. The accent was quite decent too.
Man, it's funny because I've always seen avocados as poor people's food but I reckon it'd be pretty difficult to get in Scotland.
ffs, it was a joke about the stereotype of Scottish people not eating fruit. of course we can get fukin avocados ya muppet
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Who remembers the joke about Danny Dyer 👀