Gandalf reacts to the great battle of the second age

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  • @CharlieHopkinson
    @CharlieHopkinson  Рік тому +561

    Thoughts on this weeks episode?

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 Рік тому +85

      It is a gifffffffft

    • @alamomonkey
      @alamomonkey Рік тому +56

      How’d the old man know where & how to place the sword?? 😂😂

    • @ianschmitt4991
      @ianschmitt4991 Рік тому +39

      "Well I can't wait to see what Gandalf & the boys thought about this episode"

    • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
      @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 Рік тому +11

      Something to watch when I bored

    • @Etienne-rf5wt
      @Etienne-rf5wt Рік тому +60

      I'm a huge fan of tolkien's work and I was super amped after the first few episodes, however the plot and script are quite mediocre to be perfectly honest. Watch Episode 7 of House of Dragon, which also came out this weekend. You can immediately tell that that was directly from GRR Martin's brain. This show by comparison is entertaining sure but it doesn't come close to the writing ability of someone like Tolkien or Martin. To be fair, the show runners are clearly trying to live up to the fantastic P. Jackson movies but they're falling short. And that's OK because we are comparing this show to the genius of the source material and those Oscar winning movies. I don't hate this show but I'll give it a solid 5 or 6 out of 10 so far. Your Gandalf videos are amazing though xD

  • @spankknight
    @spankknight Рік тому +1089

    The Ian McKellen whistle and The Sean Bean out of breath are so on point xD

    • @mrtimo3822
      @mrtimo3822 Рік тому +5

      For real

    • @TheClearSight
      @TheClearSight Рік тому +12

      he is not out of air, he is just constantly stressed and cant take it anymore, every second.

    • @uchiroho
      @uchiroho Рік тому +3

      Even the weird Ian McKellen dry mouth lip smacking thing with the half smirk. The deepfake is next level.

  • @corruptgunslinger
    @corruptgunslinger Рік тому +610

    Boromir being pissed off at that woman surviving the arrow was amazing

    • @theperadox
      @theperadox Рік тому +63

      "I guess the third really is the kicker" 😂

    • @Fiona2254
      @Fiona2254 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @bearthehunter
      @bearthehunter Рік тому +22

      just give it a poke with a burning twig? oh, great, I'm right as rain...ROFL!!!!

    • @MDE_never_dies
      @MDE_never_dies 5 місяців тому +2

      He lookin abit more aged like Eddard Stark here

  • @OneRedKraken
    @OneRedKraken Рік тому +336

    "That's how we defeated morgoth. We sent in our Stable Sweeps one at a time until he got tired."
    Comedy gold!

  • @bawsack69
    @bawsack69 Рік тому +184

    "The light is outside in the daytime" is far more profound than any ROP dialogue.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @3ldam4r
    @3ldam4r Рік тому +1053

    “Tell me, where is Celeborn? For I much desire to speak with him.” Literally started dying 😂🤣

    • @Syaniiti
      @Syaniiti Рік тому +99

      Celeborn is taking care of Celebrian, someone has to care for the child Karendriel neglects.

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 Рік тому +57

      He wants to stay away from his wife as far as possible.🤫😜

    • @hububus2740
      @hububus2740 Рік тому +30

      I think he's been taken to Isengard

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus Рік тому +13

      Even Galadriel doesn't know where her husband is. He does not desire to be found.

    • @widyadwi321
      @widyadwi321 Рік тому

      he is taken by both Karen and wierdo, feminish of morgoth!

  • @collectivesartori
    @collectivesartori Рік тому +256

    “I know it’s kind of dark in here, but remember it’s light outside, during the daytime.” 🤣

    • @simoontube
      @simoontube Рік тому +10

      I can barely stop laughing at this

    • @jamesgerard9330
      @jamesgerard9330 Рік тому +14

      the sea is always right

    • @collectivesartori
      @collectivesartori Рік тому +3

      @@simoontube haha. Yes. Such a comforting statement….

    • @matwatson7947
      @matwatson7947 Рік тому +13

      It's such a brilliant crack at the psudeo-profound Tolkien writing they have.

    • @collectivesartori
      @collectivesartori Рік тому +4

      @@matwatson7947 💯 every time I think of this line I start laughing

  • @xanderguldie
    @xanderguldie Рік тому +152

    The Gandalf impression is so good that I sometimes forget it's not Ian McKellen sitting on that couch

  • @RyanJ_24
    @RyanJ_24 Рік тому +249

    “They literally left to join the enemy. What did you think they’d be doing? Admin?!” - Charlie’s Gandalf 😂😂 hilarious.

  • @kittykittykitty7076
    @kittykittykitty7076 Рік тому +1476

    You, sir, deserve a billion dollars for these epic roasts.

    • @NovRen19
      @NovRen19 Рік тому +3

      Amen, EXSURGE TOLKIEN!

    • @shawn7336
      @shawn7336 Рік тому +3

      Yep, that works get a better return and value for money lol

    • @PatrickCoyle23
      @PatrickCoyle23 Рік тому +5

      the quality is certianly better!

    • @Darqwulph
      @Darqwulph Рік тому +1

      Agreed 1000% these are pricless

    • @yvonnelee4385
      @yvonnelee4385 Рік тому +1

      1 billion? NOT ENOUGH. They’re priceless

  • @OGEETOMO
    @OGEETOMO Рік тому +812

    Baby Elrond needs his own spin off.

    • @CharlieHopkinson
      @CharlieHopkinson  Рік тому +138

      It’s in the works

    • @Flanel_
      @Flanel_ Рік тому +25

      ​@@CharlieHopkinson there will be Gimli? saing something about the table from stupid fat hobbits ( i mean elves)?

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 Рік тому +17

      Ageed, this was BEs breakthrough performance. Chews up the screne and sucks all the O2 out of the room.
      And Sean Bean is under appreciated as usual... not many lines but knocks it out of the park every time

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 Рік тому +24

      @@CharlieHopkinson Sean needs his own, where he dies in the middle of each episode

    • @hangalf
      @hangalf Рік тому +7

      All hail the sugar puffs!

  • @Xyghaar
    @Xyghaar Рік тому +274

    I absolutely lost it at "Tell me where is Celeborn, for I much desire to speak with him." 10/10 on both reference and delivery

    • @AmanVerma-qh9jv
      @AmanVerma-qh9jv Рік тому

      Timestamp?

    • @kbrnsr
      @kbrnsr 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@AmanVerma-qh9jv11:27

    • @Wulf-sq9zw
      @Wulf-sq9zw 5 місяців тому

      And then there's Elrond asking for their daughter Celebrian whom he was supposed to marry 😂 well to be fair he was to marry her later at the third age 😁

  • @zazi5305
    @zazi5305 Рік тому +235

    I've seen this so many times, and the faint voice of Boromir objecting to Gandalf's lack of underwear still kills me every time

    • @CharlieHopkinson
      @CharlieHopkinson  Рік тому +38

      That’s my favourite bit

    • @zazi5305
      @zazi5305 Рік тому +7

      @@CharlieHopkinson I can certainly see why!! It is very well timed and executed haha

    • @leviwilliams9601
      @leviwilliams9601 11 місяців тому +4

      That damn series was unwatchable....

    • @lawlietriver8869
      @lawlietriver8869 5 місяців тому +1

      @@leviwilliams9601 Yes, but without it we would not be getting the sweet sweet Jedi morphine that is Gandalf roasting it :D

    • @peterleatherman6922
      @peterleatherman6922 Місяць тому

      Haha yes and then Gandalf stays silent to hear the complaint and then casually finishes his sentence. Freakin hilarious

  • @WeekEndCousinal
    @WeekEndCousinal Рік тому +57

    « Elvish Presley » best joke ever

  • @mattlawson714
    @mattlawson714 Рік тому +483

    Your talent with your voice is incredible. Every impression is perfect but Gandalf really shines.

    • @danieldavidson2387
      @danieldavidson2387 Рік тому +2

      His Morgan Freeman is Spot On. I can't tell the difference.

    • @raybrandt
      @raybrandt Рік тому +3

      I thought he was using software to fake the voices. I still believe that is the case

    • @arthurdaly3497
      @arthurdaly3497 Рік тому +3

      His Boromir is really accurate

  • @cazza1630
    @cazza1630 Рік тому +236

    I actually accept this being Jackson's Gandalf watching the show as canon more than I will ever accept this show

  • @shawnrosspeters
    @shawnrosspeters Рік тому +55

    "more Galadriel horse riding. This one is for business, not pleasure" unrated line. 😂😂

  • @jackrasmussen5345
    @jackrasmussen5345 Рік тому +449

    "I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE SURVIVES I'M GONNA KICK OFF" from Boromir, congratulations that's absolutely what I needed from today ~ made me laugh so hard I cried - thanks for doing what you do and for putting myself, and a few of my fellow people online in a good mood today.

    • @kerrypaty1995
      @kerrypaty1995 Рік тому +5

      Jack, same here, couldn't agree more! :)

    • @sallmandar1027
      @sallmandar1027 Рік тому +1

      Wasnt Galadriel all magic and powerful? In the hobbit she one shots Sauron with an evil spell

    • @_emory
      @_emory Рік тому +2

      That one took me too long to get

    • @Ravelowsky
      @Ravelowsky Рік тому

      @@_emory I still didn't get it :(

    • @_emory
      @_emory Рік тому +5

      @@Ravelowsky boromir got arrow’d till he died

  • @DragonS0ultaker
    @DragonS0ultaker Рік тому +161

    "Say what you want about the orcs but that's very impressive there's at least a few structural engineers in there ranks "
    Genius mate absolutely, near broke a rib 🤣😂🤣

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Рік тому +41

    "One of these lives has a future, mister Galadriel Anderson" Caught me off guard 🤣

  • @khewit
    @khewit Рік тому +50

    Poor Boromir 😂🤣 He was so angry she survived!

  • @DonBjerrum
    @DonBjerrum Рік тому +437

    I love baby Elrond. His lines and their delivery are so lore-friendly.

    • @toyaleejb7714
      @toyaleejb7714 Рік тому +15

      a breath of fresh air with this terrible show

    • @gabepearson6104
      @gabepearson6104 Рік тому +15

      This is the only good thing that came from this show

    • @thelawenforcerhd9654
      @thelawenforcerhd9654 Рік тому +1

      Like a lot of millennial-based meme humour it is very crude and appeals to a clique of fairly unintelligent people with otherwise uninteresting in-jokes, the sort of people who find farting in public hysterically funny and think "The Hangover" is the best film ever made. But well done to the creators for captivating this very large group of people. (Cue responses of the "u suck dude" variety and more unfunny in-jokes ironically confirming what I just wrote...)

    • @hardcum4096
      @hardcum4096 Рік тому

      No. Just no. He shouldn’t even be in this show. The showrunners must’ve thought IF WE DONT HAVE NAMES FROM THE JACKSON TRILOGY NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT OUR CHARACTERS! Bc they can’t make us care about characters other than their namesake of being “galadriel” and “elrond”

    • @omegalord777
      @omegalord777 Рік тому

      ​@@thelawenforcerhd9654 hmm... not sure how to respond to that, because you didn't really say anything. you just kinda spat insults and said "come at me brah, just proves your stupid". i don't know what you think constitutes intelligence, or lack thereof. much like i'm not sure what you think constitutes humour, or lack thereof. but i AM sure that it is roughly the same as what you think constitutes entertainment, or lack thereof. you don't really try to read between lines, or understand things you don't want to accept, do you? hardly worth my time to bother responding to such a low level provocation, but i felt obligated when you basically stated that anyone who disagrees with you is an idiot.
      we COULD discuss various aspects of what we both just watched, and trade arguments both in defense and opposition of it. but i can't say with confidence that you possess either the ability or the willingness to do so. your welcome to try, i will respond with my own thoughts and opinions on whatever arguments you bring forth. but as it stands, it seems like your just throwing chum in the water and hoping for an easy catch. and chum consisting mainly of fish guts and bones at that, it's rather low quality. perhaps you thought you were making a point, but all i see is opinionated entitlement. ergo, you believe that your feelings are valid and build your arguments around reinforcing those sentiments rather than trying to make a solid case that would require you to empathize with something you wish to reject entirely. it's kinda sub-par if you want to seem like you considered anything you were saying before you hit "save"

  • @specialk8888
    @specialk8888 Рік тому +60

    “Perhaps we should just waterboard ya kids Adar, yeah we ain’t messing”
    That line made me do that ugly laugh in a very silent room

  • @stevesanderson4371
    @stevesanderson4371 Рік тому +34

    "oh, there it is in art of war."
    Boromir fucking slays me every time.

    • @jakemaattanen
      @jakemaattanen 11 місяців тому +1

      😂🤣

    • @jakemaattanen
      @jakemaattanen 11 місяців тому +1

      I’d follow you, my captain, my king… Oh, lets just burn it 😂😂😭

  • @brohanfromrohan5771
    @brohanfromrohan5771 Рік тому +42

    Gotta love how they abandoned a highly defensible fortification with a single narrow bridge as the approach to retreat back to a small village with no walls whatsoever and make their stand. Brilliant writing. Really Giving the last season of GoT a run for their money.

    • @declanjones8888
      @declanjones8888 Рік тому +5

      I know right! Any competent military commander would realize a fortified position is far more preferable than a piss poor village that has no defense whatsoever.

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola Рік тому +9

      Bro are you kidding me? The last season of GOT was fucking brilliant writing compared to this. At least you could get throught watching that season with a few cringes and facepalms, but this shit, this RIP show, i had to stop after the 1st episode it was so horrible!
      PS: top notch nick name brohan! :D

  • @NebMunb
    @NebMunb Рік тому +106

    Elrond finally used his Agent Smith voice. It's about time!

  • @Mahalleinir
    @Mahalleinir Рік тому +64

    “Where is Celeborn, for I most desire to speak with him”
    Great play there, that was awesome

  • @davidfbenko
    @davidfbenko Рік тому +63

    This is no mere sketch of Sir Ian, you’ve captured his soul here. The cheeky little drops down into an East Lancs accent, the measured delivery - I hope he has seen it. I’m not sure it’s not him actually.

  • @dannenbergdavid9133
    @dannenbergdavid9133 Рік тому +55

    Boromir and being healed by the stick on fire made my day! Lol 😆

  • @taters9722
    @taters9722 Рік тому +87

    Helms Deep? More like Helms Cheap.

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek Рік тому +25

    "Then us greasy peasants shall answer" - I fucking lost it lol. That line sums up this show perfectly.

  • @Djeispark
    @Djeispark Рік тому +39

    One of the most underrated lines from this absolute masterpiece of a roast is Boromir's line "Take this curtain bow....and draw the curtains." The way you said it so dramatic and out of breath made me spit out my coffee laughing. Seriously, I keep forgetting that this isn't the real people saying these things. I'm so engrossed in the hilariousness of it All.

  • @lonewolf_punk
    @lonewolf_punk Рік тому +16

    “I know it’s kind of dark in here but remember the light is outside during the daytime”
    “How very prophetic”

  • @-heathen-3622
    @-heathen-3622 Рік тому +179

    the orks were crackshots in this episode but couldn't hit a barn door in episode 4, and even forgot how their bows worked when Arondir, Bronwyn, and Theo were stood still in a field a few meters away from them.

    • @Dark.Shingo
      @Dark.Shingo Рік тому +31

      They were saving the arrows for this scene, of course. They aren't cheap to come by after all the money they spent for the orc engineer's education for the tunnels.

    • @FightCollective
      @FightCollective Рік тому +22

      They were fighting in broad daylight in this episode too... wouldn't venture ten feet into the sun to get the sword hilt they were so desperately searching for.

    • @seanbyrne7927
      @seanbyrne7927 Рік тому +5

      Lol true.

    • @-heathen-3622
      @-heathen-3622 Рік тому +21

      oh, and let's not forget how the orks forgot a battering ram when attacking a fortified tower but remembered to bring it when they could simply walk into the village... I mean there's no wonder Sauron kept loosing 🤦‍♂

    • @PineappleBaconPizza
      @PineappleBaconPizza Рік тому +5

      @@-heathen-3622 the orcs are like stormtroopers from star wars 😂

  • @Murphy2043
    @Murphy2043 Рік тому +34

    I have Amazon Prime and have not watched a single episode, but I have seen all of the roasts and feel good about my decision.

    • @kerrypaty1995
      @kerrypaty1995 Рік тому +1

      Yep, exactly the same here!

    • @queencerseilannister3519
      @queencerseilannister3519 Рік тому +1

      Same 🤣 I let them suffer for me.

    • @joema48
      @joema48 Рік тому +2

      @@mikesmithz umm, not many are watching it. It ranks behind she hulk show in viewership, that should tell you how unpopular this show is.

    • @davidnierzwick2775
      @davidnierzwick2775 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @justinjex1
      @justinjex1 Рік тому +1

      Me too.

  • @cinemastudios9836
    @cinemastudios9836 Рік тому +92

    Gandalf: "Not sure how I feel about this orc genocide". BLOODY HILARIOUS!!!! 💯💯💯
    Galadriel's portrayal makes me even feel sorry for the orcs. What a way to ruin a character, just because nothing or no one is allowed to be just evil, everybody is redeemable.🤢😵‍💫

    • @Dragoon91786
      @Dragoon91786 Рік тому +7

      Well, that's basically every character Tolkien wrote. They're all tragic. That's what makes them so complicated. Morgoth, Sauron, Saruman, the Witch Kings, the Destruction of Numinor, the whole effing history is tragedy piled on tragedy. "If, but by one choice things could be changed, the world would be perfect still.", but it isn't and also that itself was by choice for to fight the tragedy with success is by far the most difficult choice on the face of tragedy rather than to succumb to its evils." Otherwise, Galadriel or Gandalf could have accepted the Ring of Sauron without issue, yet the desire to overturn the evil and the corruption of grief & greatest tragedy torn worlds apart cleave the very souls, akin to the Great Warm and those before or since, leaving gasping wreckage that cannot be undone even for will of it.
      Psychology and lived experiences knowing the true nature of people vs Aristotelian beliefs that all things are the way they are simply by way of their innate inborne nature. While, declaring the "evil" by way of "nature" can be poetic, the poet knows that it is but a shorthand for the stains of reality lived & destroyed, of the painful isolation & separation, the divorcement of self, and the waking afterlife in the realm is of the still living (metaphors for trauma) that leads to such ends.
      Is an Orc evil by nature, or is that corruption like that of the battlefields of Man? When once we were friends sitting at dinner in warm friendship we can now slay one another without passing thoughts or grief, yet is this so & but for how long? 🤔
      Tolkien wrote of wars while in one of the most reality shattering. Makes sense that in its adaptation, like was done with psychology and the study of human nature was to Shakespeare was so too done with Tolkien. Only, now those carved ancient symbols can be etched with finer tools that have not been bathed in the loss of their own mystery, wonder, and complexity.

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 Рік тому

      Orcs can’t really be redeemed. Their whole shtick is they crave carnage and are also virtually incapable of thinking for themselves. It goes beyond just being unintelligent or naturally predisposed to violence. They need to follow someone and they like to need to kill things, anything. They were engineered to kill and enslave all other life. Even though there are enough orcs to overrun any human city, they can’t do it because they have no organization or structure without the leadership of Sauron or Saruman. Those two are the only ones motivating the orcs to actually work together.

    • @Dragoon91786
      @Dragoon91786 Рік тому

      @@kolbywilliams7234 I guess it depends upon how one views both the source materials and the writers' intents (JRR, Chris, etc.).
      Given Tolkien doesn't strike me as an ardent adherent to Calvinist predeterminism, I suspect that much of the legacy of the "orcs" comes down to the perceptions of war. Orcs can be viewed as those raised under multigenerational trauma, violence, genocide, fascism, totalitarianism, ethnicism, war, imperialism, extreme nationalism, propaganda, and other means to "whip up the masses I to a frenzy".
      Orcs strike me in part as a metaphor for those within any society who have become victim (willingly or not) to a sort of "warlike" culture that knows only death, the survival of the most cruel, murderous, and atrocity driven powers willing to commit any action to achieve its ends. Saruman himself is a prime candidate of this.
      One might even say that orcs could be a metaphor for forms of "white nationalism" that sought to eliminate (or rather replace) the cultural tropes and animosities between different peoples & tribes within a group of diverse peoples to make them more pliable for the purposes of imperialist expansions of power and global domination. Sauron _clearly_ has goals like these-goals forged initially in a feliciously reason belief that his mechanical forced "order" was better suited than the chaos others presented at the time. Or, so far as I understand their origins.
      Melkor created discord by enabling another path that was at odds with those surrounding it, yet ultimately it was revealed that the ability of Melkor to rebel was by its very nature within the whim of their Creator.
      Given Tolkien's Catholic inspirations & influences in his story building, it strikes me as odd to think that Orcs lack choice and are simply _irredeamable_ by Nature. Rather, it seems far more likely that Orcs represent a particular influence, a perversion that spreads throughout a society, overpowering those incapable or untrained it opposing its influence.
      Specifically, I think the Orcs are a metaphor for the destructive influence of trauma and the cycles of abuse that can be most typified by Great Wars, Genocide, and perpetual suffering without respite. Tolkien fought in the Trenches of Europe during the Great Wars, so it would be strange for me for him not to be greatly influenced by power trauma has on people and a society as a whole. He would have seen first hand the damage caused by extensive war, C-PTSD, which in his time would have been severe shell shock. The problems faced by those in the Trenches went well beyond standard PTSD, far more akin to being a POW in later wars given the horrors of extensive trench warfare.
      The lens of trauma and its influence on Tolkien is, in my opinion, crucial to understanding how Tolkien represents orcs and others. It is not that they are by their very nature implicitly evil (even if he said this at some point, the greater body of work seems to imply otherwise) with no capacity for redemption, but rather, like the Devil, it is a choice that is based largely on their external influence, situation, experience, and ultimately will.
      If orcs lacked any kind of true meaningful choice, then how could Melkor have created them in the first place? It would imply a lack of freewill and choice, which is fundamental to Tolkien's world.
      Rather, I think it is useful to instead look at the reasons for _why_ Orcs do what they do.
      I think this lack of fleshing out the nuances is admittedly a flaw that goes to the heart of Middle-Earth in how many view it. If any creature lacked freewill and by their very nature was implicitly evil, it would break down the whole system from the start. It would imply that Melkor did not choose to rebel, but that he was evil by creation, designed to rebel. If so, then is it right to even say that Melkor or orcs are even evil, but are simply by their very nature made to act a particular way?
      See the implicit problems this sort of predeterminism creates?
      Rather, as readers, I think it more useful to look at the influences and to ask ourselves - why _don't_ orcs oppose Melkor or Sauron? What influences them to act as they do?
      Given how Tolkien depicts elves and all other creatures of Eru as possessing freewill, then like those experiments in psychology attempting to look at what could make someone more susceptible to say "going alone with orders" like say Nazi/fascist officials ordering genocide. That strikes me as a purpose of Orcs, to act as a foil for readers to better understand how war transforms us. Unfortunately, I don't think he fleshed this out enough-either by lack of time or having not thought it important enough for the time he had.
      I find myself looking to this metaphor in how one can make direct analogy to our present times. How are people so readily susceptible to extreme polarization and trends towards violence? If we view Orcs through this series if senses, I think they become far more potential of story and value for readers.

    • @Dragoon91786
      @Dragoon91786 Рік тому

      Also, at least with respect for the Hobbit & TLOTRs, the narrators are not reliable. Bilbo and Frodo Baggins both have their own histories, biases, influences, record keeping purposes, etc., and I feel it is no accident that Tolkien himself chose to write these stories from the perspective of a particular person for it by its very nature enables flexibility in interpretation of the lore. It's not a true accounting of all things, but rather an account by a select few acting as historians. We never see an Orckish account, nor Sauron's own perspectives. Nor, I suspect, that of anyone whom Frodo and Bilbo did not have some form of communication with throughout their lives. Even the story of the ring is shrouded in some degree of bias.
      We can only see what went down from particular vantage points that may well not tell us the whole story of Middle-Earth, rather, it tells the story of particular people and groups.
      Having the stories and vantage points of others might not change anything to an unprecedented degree, but it can help us as readers take notice that these stories were not seemingly intended to be accounts from on high, but rather fallible accounts by fallible people of things as they and those like them saw it.
      If this new series actually provides windows into a more nuanced perspective of things, then I think they are in a way doing precisely what is needed to improve the writing to an audience who may not be fully aware of the intentions and limits in the storytelling. Film is especially problematic as it often gives us a sense of a "god-like view of all things", whereas Tolkien seems to have very purposefully written his stories as accounts by living people talking about events as they saw/see them. Even if the Hobbit isn't as clear in this, the opening and structure of the "Books" is written as if it were history written by Bilbo/Frodo. That's important.
      So, while I can understand people being critical of particular visual storytelling choices for an adaptation, it is, nevertheless an adaptation. Things are changed land often must be) to ensure the integrity of the work.
      If we always depict Orcs a certain way without noting the limitations and bias of the storyteller, then we're in effect, telling the viewer a lie-a fiction that does not stay true to the original.
      Now, since it's an adaptation/remix of the original, that's fine. Many viewers who enjoy the original work might be displeased at the particular choices made (whatever the case), but ultimately, that's the choice if any storyteller. You don't have to like their choices, though, it would be nice if we could dialogue about it vs acting like how Orcs are depicted by Bilbo/Frodo. 😅

  • @mironwozniak9213
    @mironwozniak9213 Рік тому +11

    I like that how at the end Gandalf already knows what is going to happen and researchs the likelyhood of surviving a volcano to show unrealism of the film

  • @seabear3072
    @seabear3072 Рік тому +400

    About a million times better than the actual show.
    I could watch these all day long 👌😂

  • @ricardomora9913
    @ricardomora9913 Рік тому +20

    Boromir at the arrow part hahahaha nice.

  • @BadGuyKryptonite
    @BadGuyKryptonite Рік тому +14

    "This broken hilt cannot be destroyed by any craft they there possess." I was done for after that....tea...everywhere.

  • @davidcoleman757
    @davidcoleman757 Рік тому +45

    Bravo. The Sean Bean arrow complaints had me dying. Another epic roast.

  • @penmaster003
    @penmaster003 Рік тому +266

    Aw man, I was hoping at the part where Galadriel asks how Elendil's wife died, we would get to hear Gandalf respond to "She drowned" with "And the sea is always right." Great video though. Loved the Art of War part. lol

    • @ladyjas6373
      @ladyjas6373 Рік тому +8

      Such an underrated comment 😂

  • @knightsofrreee7961
    @knightsofrreee7961 Рік тому +41

    '...Running a pub in Bree, thousands of years later?' 'Yup, calling it early...'
    I don't watch RoP since ep3, but I do look forward to Gandalf and Baby Elrond every week.

  • @Vee_Macdonald84
    @Vee_Macdonald84 Рік тому +10

    The "Urgh Gandalf man" in the background when Gandalf shows a little too much on the couch. 😂

  • @artistpoet5253
    @artistpoet5253 Рік тому +17

    Young Elrond is a gem! "one of these lives has a future..." nearly had me wheezing with laughter.

  • @Nunez87
    @Nunez87 Рік тому +44

    I love how fast he goes "it is a gift!"

  • @fastenthenzip6180
    @fastenthenzip6180 Рік тому +846

    The Gandalf ROASTS content - is far superior to the Amazon Rings of Power series. Love it, keep it up.

    • @bobnoggets5114
      @bobnoggets5114 Рік тому +30

      No joke, I look forward to each RoP episode coming out so I can watch deepfake Gandalf roast them.

    • @sccoonhunter
      @sccoonhunter Рік тому +12

      I concur.

    • @_emory
      @_emory Рік тому +13

      I want him to roast literally everything

    • @Pub2k4
      @Pub2k4 Рік тому +15

      Gandalf isn’t roasting anything. He’s just stating facts

    • @bobnoggets5114
      @bobnoggets5114 Рік тому +3

      @@_emory with the flames of absnor no less. 🤣

  • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
    @KabirChattopadhyay1991 Рік тому +36

    "Tell me, where is Celeborn? For I much desire to speak with him." Died laughing at that XD

  • @buildingbrenham
    @buildingbrenham Рік тому +3

    Sorry, I've just arrived. This is pure brilliance. This is what the internet was made for.

  • @NickLaslett
    @NickLaslett Рік тому +80

    Best yet. The more silly the source episode the better the roast. Boromir had me in stitches.

  • @jaskbi
    @jaskbi Рік тому +121

    Its quite a feat to still be this funny 6 weeks in, every joke on point

  • @barbuck1272
    @barbuck1272 Рік тому +36

    The part with treebeard killed me 😂
    As always, very good job ! You're definitely underrated

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt Рік тому +8

    "Yep...calling it early" is the gem of this episode.

  • @TearsofaLunarian
    @TearsofaLunarian Рік тому +11

    "Can't wait to meet Evedar." I'm wheezing.

  • @teoguardian
    @teoguardian Рік тому +6

    "tell me where is Celeborn for i much desire to speak with him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Progressive90
    @Progressive90 Рік тому +35

    "I guess the third really is the kicker"
    That reference from Boromir is just... *chef's kiss*
    Please keep them coming, good sir.

  • @calumsime8287
    @calumsime8287 Рік тому +4

    "sugar puffs" had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TyLikesToast
    @TyLikesToast Рік тому +48

    "... That's how we defeated Morgoth. We just charged our stable sweeps at him, one at a time, until he got tired."
    This had me rolling

  • @rankinepiper
    @rankinepiper Рік тому +118

    This series shines as a light in dark places, since all other lights have gone out. The Rings of Power Series exists, purely to give birth to Gandalf Roasts. May this Road go ever on and on!

    • @NovRen19
      @NovRen19 Рік тому

      bravo and if u are feeling down; Take heart and join us for our fifth installment of EXSURGE TOLKIEN that makes robustly clear the heresy of "ignorance" of Tolkien's Canon displayed out of the showrunner's mouths and hearts. They probably know nothing of Tolkien's masterpiece, as evident from their interview in the Vanity Fair Article. For "they who proclaim to loveth Tolkien, yet understandeth, not his world view can neither hope to create a new film, show, or series of his secondary world." "Auta i lóme!" and" Aurë entuluva!"

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife Рік тому

      @@NovRen19 eru ilúvatar doesn't exist, the Valar made him up. That's what the lord of gifts tells us. Also said he found someone to save us from them. Some kind of king of the north in Angbad which is ruled by a Melkor... Morgoth(?) Idk, he wasn't exactly clear on that . But dudes really good at employing people, and giving jobs. Didn't say what the salary is, but said he had several openings. Can't wait to start 😋 .

    • @NovRen19
      @NovRen19 Рік тому +1

      @@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife "the king of the north!", lol hey call Morgoth and tell him the Starks want Winterfell back. Love the wit, peace be too u!

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife Рік тому

      @@NovRen19 but I have no idea how to send a carrier pigeon, and Google didn't help. Maybe smoke signals might work.

    • @NovRen19
      @NovRen19 Рік тому +1

      @@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife or perhaps blazing sword or shining wizard like on orcies armor 🤣😆

  • @EvenstarSaima
    @EvenstarSaima Рік тому +33

    Bless you Charlie, your videos are like the light of Earendil when all other lights go out 😂

  • @TheSpartan188
    @TheSpartan188 Рік тому +51

    Gandalfs “nuhhh-uhhh” at 7:34 had me dead. The tone and his face matched perfectly

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 5 місяців тому

      That made me laugh out loud 😂😂

  • @ericwilson6444
    @ericwilson6444 Рік тому +64

    The pitch meeting for this is going to be amazing

    • @1stmorgoth289
      @1stmorgoth289 Рік тому +6

      with the amount of bullshit that went into evry episode, i think it would be justifiable to make a pitch meeting for evry single oneof them

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 Рік тому +1

      It would be like 2 hours long if he wanted to call out every major issue/plothole

    • @1stmorgoth289
      @1stmorgoth289 Рік тому

      @@justhair17 your underestimatig the amount of stupidness that went into this show.

    • @ReinoldFZ
      @ReinoldFZ Рік тому +10

      Watching the pitch meeting without watching the series is tight!

    • @davidnierzwick2775
      @davidnierzwick2775 Рік тому +5

      @@ReinoldFZ super easy barely an inconvenience!

  • @sofasupastargaming
    @sofasupastargaming Рік тому +57

    Calling it early Sean Bean won't make it to the end of this series 😂

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction Рік тому

      One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

    • @collectivesartori
      @collectivesartori Рік тому +1

      Going out on a limb there… 😂

    • @techwizpc4484
      @techwizpc4484 Рік тому +2

      He looks stressed all the time.

    • @michaelsambrook7934
      @michaelsambrook7934 Рік тому +4

      One does not simply walk into another series like this.

    • @robmorris87
      @robmorris87 Рік тому +3

      sugar puffs!

  • @aliens4143
    @aliens4143 Рік тому +15

    Adar actor is great. He was uncle Benjen in GoT. He mainly had just a brief appearance in one of the first episodes, but was completely convincing as that "Uncle Benjen" who is slightly inspiring even with being missing almost the whole time (same as books)... I suppose he is just a good actor who gets that across, also here he is convincing in that strange (but the only slightly clever) role.

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson Рік тому

      He was also in Sense8 and did a marvelous job there!

  • @Hungry4Herb
    @Hungry4Herb Рік тому +20

    Not much joy or laughter in my life but this made me laugh out loud for the first time in a very long time and I thank you.. please keep them coming somehow! Hope to see all of you soon!

    • @lukesters7234
      @lukesters7234 Рік тому

      Sorry to hear that mate but your comment made me smile as well…stay well my friend

  • @samuelbaswell8766
    @samuelbaswell8766 Рік тому +25

    It's almost worth the rings of power being made, getting to watch these videos tearing it to pieces.

  • @-crixusdingess6562
    @-crixusdingess6562 Рік тому +117

    What are you doing Gandalf? Looking up the probability of anyone surviving a full on volcanic eruption. Lmao

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction Рік тому +13

      1 in 80,000 chances. This show is rubbish.

    • @vitaliyred622
      @vitaliyred622 Рік тому +25

      More like taking a pyroclastic flow to the freaking face! No one survives that...Noone not even say a spacemarine in armor! But she WALKED INTO IT!

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Рік тому +2

      @@vitaliyred622 not even a primarch with primarch armor can. Unless it’s Fulgrim since he has regen hacks

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 Рік тому +14

      @@vitaliyred622 its evil lava, OF COURSE it would be cold

    • @1stmorgoth289
      @1stmorgoth289 Рік тому +6

      @@toastytoast9800 ok then she dies thanks to the ruish and smoke and ash she inhales in the cloud of death

  • @lukesters7234
    @lukesters7234 Рік тому +3

    “Take this curtain pole..and draw the curtains”….am in bits

  • @HolyGround777
    @HolyGround777 Рік тому +2

    “I swear to God, if she survives I’m gonna kick off”

  • @Jtrent
    @Jtrent Рік тому +14

    "Use Grond you morons" I'm dead

  • @bushidoseven
    @bushidoseven Рік тому +124

    Now I kinda don’t want this show to be cancelled just to see this keep going

    • @kevinschmidt8101
      @kevinschmidt8101 Рік тому

      They recently started filming season 2

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Рік тому +9

      @@kevinschmidt8101 this hurts to read... ugh...

    • @Moondog-wc4vm
      @Moondog-wc4vm Рік тому +5

      @@robosing225 But, but, we could have 4 more seasons of Charlies roasts! Amazon spends a billion dollars, and Charlie hopefully makes his own fortune. Surely that's a fair exchange?

  • @youngtusk
    @youngtusk Рік тому +9

    Galadrial Anderson made me spit out my beer in laughter! This is so awesome LOL

  • @passionplayer7
    @passionplayer7 Рік тому +5

    This was perfection! Man, Celeborn must be at home just sitting on the couch while Galadriel saves the world and facing Volcanoes?

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Рік тому +49

    I laughed so damn hard when Arandell did his Spinning Power Ranger kick to the big orcs head, only for the orc to eat the shot like a sandwich and blast him in the face

    • @ryanwatson8654
      @ryanwatson8654 Рік тому

      My office is getting tired of my Gandalf voice on the palantir. Your paperwork shall not pass.

  • @MovingBlanketStudio
    @MovingBlanketStudio Рік тому +7

    Gandalf: "...the light is outside during the daytime" hehehe

  • @db1machine
    @db1machine Рік тому +3

    “Crudding heck… what the hell am I going to do with all those Flame of Abnor T shirts?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philipmarsh2172
    @philipmarsh2172 Рік тому +4

    “Long may you defend the Dog and Duck should the battle go ill”
    😂

  • @ClannerJake
    @ClannerJake Рік тому +14

    i still haven't gotten over the fact Gandalf values tesco discounts above all else; i'm glad amazon paid a billion dollars so you could make that one joke.

  • @ryanleemartin7758
    @ryanleemartin7758 Рік тому +22

    "we're going to send our stable sweeps in one at a time. That's how we defeated Morgoth". Perfect.

  • @handsomeTez
    @handsomeTez Рік тому +13

    Boromir had me in stiches this week! Holy shit, so good.

  • @iainmartin9724
    @iainmartin9724 Рік тому +2

    “Long May you defend the Dog & Duck should the battle go ill. Brilliant.

  • @paulwolfley7785
    @paulwolfley7785 Рік тому +27

    My favorite part was when the village repaired itself after the battle

    • @Flanel_
      @Flanel_ Рік тому +3

      My- magic food, day before they were starving, now hey drinks for everybody.

    • @Syaniiti
      @Syaniiti Рік тому +3

      @@Flanel_ All the corpses disappeared, seems like the Halfwits are not the only cannibals in this show.

  • @SarahDuke01
    @SarahDuke01 Рік тому +22

    I started choking from laughing so hard at One of these lives has a future, Mr. Galadriel Anderson.”! 😂😂 Congratulations and subscribed!

  • @DragonS0ultaker
    @DragonS0ultaker Рік тому +5

    Let's not forget ," doesn't give a flying took ."
    That's my new line in every sense for work 😉

  • @KeydestinyVII
    @KeydestinyVII Рік тому +4

    Lmao, Elrond be like "Where's my wife??"

  • @masta_blind7131
    @masta_blind7131 Рік тому +27

    My original plan was to have this playing in the background while eating dinner but? Due to the fact I'm laughing so damn hard I can't consume food at the moment! This is excellent

  • @Masterpieceman16
    @Masterpieceman16 Рік тому +8

    Not sure why at the beginning they say the voices are impersonated poorly. They’re spot on!

  • @potroast1797
    @potroast1797 Рік тому +6

    This actually makes the show bearable
    Hope these three do more

  • @vikasshukla4553
    @vikasshukla4553 Рік тому +7

    The Boromir voice quiver gives me stitches

  • @elizabeth6154
    @elizabeth6154 Рік тому +6

    3:25 “New life in defiance of death?”
    “No. Sugar Puffs.”
    😂😂😂

  • @paatpandee961
    @paatpandee961 Рік тому +6

    hahaha this is way too good LMAO .. "friends from distant lands you have been summoned here to answer the threat of.. a few orcs who escaped in the mountains" LOL hahaha im stil crying with laughter

  • @kg8487
    @kg8487 Рік тому +19

    I’m so glad I grew up watching BBC comedy as an American: the dividends include getting that Blackadder reference.

  • @kolbywilliams7234
    @kolbywilliams7234 Рік тому +64

    The “they/their” line from baby Elrond caught me off guard. I laughed so hard.

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 Рік тому +3

    It's absolutely fucking nuts how perfect your Gandalf impression is

  • @le_maxarus
    @le_maxarus Рік тому +61

    Apparentely you can't even joke about this show on the internet.
    Amazon wants to fulfill their whim of making a good fantasy show, so they censor anything that resembles a critical opinion.
    That's why this videos are SO good.
    Thank you!

    • @stephferret3998
      @stephferret3998 Рік тому +4

      Yeah I had a review deleted in IG when an influencer did a promo for them on their account.

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola Рік тому

      Imagine if you joked about the BLACK ELF and the black dwarves and all the miscast black people in this show just to tick the racial diversity box.
      Black fucking elf! Im done! XD

  • @jonny_apocalypseii1051
    @jonny_apocalypseii1051 Рік тому +3

    Boromir when she gets shot :D had me in stitches.

  • @stephaniecrabtree8912
    @stephaniecrabtree8912 Рік тому +30

    Thanks for doing these --it almost makes watching Rings of Power worthwhile. I look forward to your roasts more than the show itself.

  • @nickmatthewsmusicstudio
    @nickmatthewsmusicstudio Рік тому +2

    I lose it every time baby Elrond is on screen

  • @jeremyrigger8514
    @jeremyrigger8514 Рік тому +7

    "For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.” - JRR Tolkien
    Gandalf accidentally made fun of Tolkien it seems :(

  • @widyadwi321
    @widyadwi321 Рік тому +15

    the show is a gift! a gift so Gandalf and the gang can roast it!