TikTok's That Make Me AUDIBLY GASP
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
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I'm gonna give Kris acompliment in return today. Kris your eyes are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and your smile can light up a room. Your jokes always make me laugh along with your easy to get along with personality.
Awwwww thank you 💕
Accomplishment
@@kallmekris I mean all of it is true!
We love you Kris
@Blue why
kris: fancy restaurants are annoying the servings are too small
kris 2 minutes later: I LOVE things that are smaller than they are supposed to be
That's called self contrition. You should try it sometime.👍
🤣
omg i just realized that
Hey, I took offence to that lol.
yes but food is more important than tiny objects like trolleys or couches
“I love things that are smaller than they’re supposed to be”
My 5 foot self: “SO I CAN BE LOVED”
🤣🤣🤣same here
Dam here let me give you my legs 😁 and I am not being mean or anything
Same. I was reminded by other people of how small I was TWICE today.
@@millytheotterlover1680 as long as you don’t stand next to me your good 👍
@@millytheotterlover1680 hahaha sounds EXACTLY like my life 🤦🏼♀️ WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL IF IM SUCH A SMALL PERSON
My German brain can't even read ,,wir suchen dich" in the right way from now on thanks Kris 🤣💜
Veer zuken deesh
I'm learning German rn I feel the same
German is easy if you know French and Spanish
@@dragoon7784 Errr. No.
@@Uli_Krosse true
Kris: I hate foods that are smaller than they’re supposed to be at fancy restaurants!
Also Kris: Oohh I love everything smaller than it’s supposed to be!
food is always the exception
@@marjoleinvanstraelen5925 it really is
kris is like that one UA-camr everyone wants to be friends with because she’s so down to earth. Love watching your videos, they always make me smile🤍🤍
Yes but the earth is on fire because now there's lava spewing out so you must jump from the chair to the couch or else be swallowed up and sink to the center of the earth where you can think about the failure your life has become.
You know, like that.
Yeah I feel like she's definitely going to be victim of some seriously toxic parasocial relationships. We all know damn well there's somebody sitting alone in their dark basement with only the light of the screen illuminating across their face having alone time and somehow thinking every compliment she gives is actually directed strictly to them. (People are fucking crazy man nothing surprises me anymore) If it can happen by nothing more than a stranger in a store giving them a compliment... (IRL from personal experience) than I *know* it can happen to the sweet, nice, cute, loving, lovable, friendly, silly, and just down right awesome human being like Kris.
“Go through a toe gripping phase,” ma’am, that implies that I ever LEFT the toe gripping phase. Grippy toes for LIFE.
Kris you are so awesome! You should host the Canadian baking show. That would be awesome! Thanks for making my day!
Kris is like the girl your parents wonder about like:
Ok so she seems to be a good girl but then again she did randomly reference bloody gore and sex in the same conversation but she has only said wholesome stuff for the past 3 hours
My parents would be worried she can't handle the base level nonsense I ramble.
Id smash dem tiny mandarins, cuz them tiny oranges are phenomenal.
Or as I would say if my son brought a Kris home,
"She's a keeper."
Eyo its a nerd/j
But yeah. Kris is an oddball like me.
Kris: I love things that are smaller than there meant to be
My brain: *giggles with happiness*
Did your mind go someplace dirty as well?
Nope I'm just really small overall😚👍
thats funny because the same thing happened to me
@@Random-ed2xf nah we all just dirty
You all nasty
"I love things that are tinier than they're supposed to be!"
Truer words have never been spoken!
To Kris, for her uncountable amount of kindness, confidence and motivation. I have one word for you. SLAT QUEEN! I love your videos and I could never imagine a world without you queen. My mind can make me feel bad, and your videos make me forget the stressful crap I go through. Thanks for being mine, and everyone's therapist here. ILY queen.
SLAT
Slat. (I have too, I apologize🥲)
For anybody wondering, she did keep tiny cart! She turned it into a planter
HELL YEAH!!! the first thing I thought of when I saw tiny cart was "put plants in it!!!"
The good ending
Thank heavens she didn't get rid of it! thank you for telling us!👍🙏✌💝
The commitment this woman has, to post for us even when she is traveling
tysm for your amazing content
I have a compliment for you kris, your eyes look like the lakes in the mountains and i could just gaze into them for all eternity
"I love things that are smaller than they're supposed to be"
She's the chosen one! The one that upholds the motion of the ocean and not the size of the ship!
PRAISE THE SUN!
I have been stressed out lately due to my exams and all but watching Kris even for 15 minutes is so therapeutic. Love you Kris ❣️❣️
Don't do physical drugs just watch this channel. Caution Its extremely addicting
All but means everything but. So you just said the videos are the opposite of therapeutic
Jee/Neet ?
I’ve done this before myself lol. The “deaf children” signs are to let drivers know that if there are children in the area, they will not hear you coming or honking, so be aware and be extra careful
No shit sherlock. Kris knew that, and was just being the funny, fantastic UA-camr she is! You need help with your humor homework.
What about the “Autistic Children” signs.
@@rachael6511 😑 it’s the same concept… but they’re autistic. I’m guessing you have one of those signs near you?
As someone from Arkansas I can say everything she says is true
Lol same
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
Same, because people have never been there and then when people have even heard of it it’s wonderful
Kris "I love people!"
Also Kris " I'm always the one in the corner of the room at any party..."
Hey Kris ❤️❤️❤️ wanna give you a challenge 😌.. it should try not to laugh but if laugh , everytime you laugh you have to eat dry chili 🌶️🙊 or weird food you know
Congrats on commenting first
How does this comment have 14 likes already? You gotta be a bot
@@Nikstar112 am i ?
@@InfyX you edited your comment 😂 your original comment sounded like it came from a bot, plus all the likes, sorry about that
Good idea
I love how you just talk to us like we’re family, it makes me feel like we’re reacting to the videos together :)
U know she's just talking to a camera right, she doesn't actually see u
@@leisurehour8515 well no shit
8:22 this isnt even a joke lol, this just how brits talk 😂
When it showed "Ximena" on the squishmallow I was "Wait.. THATS MY NAME." 😂😂
Your videos make my day. When I watch Kris it doesn't feel like a video but rather like a chat with a friend. She makes us so happy with her affirmations and she deserves so much.
Son Unos De Los SPECIALDATE.MY.ID/Damara
Sun: "Hotter"
Sugar: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Son unos de los mejores
conciertos#壇坂..🆕💗
8:03 this went from hiring people to that 😂
Kris: "you like work your way up to walrus"
My mom's favorite animal being a walrus: 👁👄👁
If she watches Tusk I’m sure it’ll change 😂😂
@@iLoveBread_101 lol fr
Omg I have the same obsession with things that are small than what they're supposed to be!... I even have an entire collection of my primary scholl pencils that have 'shrunk' because they are so cute!
I have been super sick for over a week and seeing Kris really brightens my day 🌼 BTW I lived in a haunted house as a kid, so I’m definitely looking forward to Kris talking about ghosts 👻
That sounds cool.
As someone who's shown many English speaking friends around Germany, I had to explain the "Wir suchen dich!" A LOT of times... The fact that most people who never "really" learned German or only had in school and thus can't properly pronounce "ch" or "sch" makes me wonder if the teachers teaching German somewhere else ever make the effort to explain or teach the pronunciation...
Been learning German at school for 7 years now, and my teachers have always put (at least some) emphasis on proper pronunciation. The accuracy of our pronunciation makes up part of the marks for speaking tests, and you can’t do the listening tests if you don’t understand the accent and the way Germans speak.
Lol! With the German part, I actually went to google translate and it means “We’re looking for you.” MAN LANGUAGES ARE WEIRD!
@@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken well google translate is wrong, as usual. I think that might be one translation, but the correct meaning in this context is “we are hiring” (I think)
@@floop1108 Yeah in that context it's ment like that but simply translated it is indeed "We're looking for you"...
German's hard, even for a native speaker
I mean I am German and I cringed so hard
Toe gripping phase… yes actually. The gallon milk jug used to be on a bottom shelf on the fridge door and I would pick it up with my toes 😂
I know I'm super late but I absolutely love Kris and just want to thank her for keeping posting cause she really got me through some times. Also about the Q-Tips I had really bad ear problems because of my ear wax or whatever so I have to constantly clean and I found that using a straw works😂. I share to much online but it's okay. Have a great day anyone who's reading this :)
6:31 i was literally in the comments about to make a joke.
you know, you know.
Kris is an amazing person, gives you a compliment most days, and she gives us great content! God bless you Kris
Aww thats butiful 🙏
@Sky_ Whoops! I pressed the wrong comment last night, I was very tired…somebody had lost a loved one
@Sky_ Uhm a bit lower down…? I don’t think comments show up the same for everyone except for maybe the top comments
@@KatnissE777 yeah I was reading it like I’m sorry I never said about death… 😅
Kris you make me happy when I’m sad or when I’m having a bad day so thank you I don’t know what I couldn’t do without you
Your adorable , just found your channel recently. Love your humor never stop laughing at yourself and others....lol 😂
thank you kris for always complimenting us because it always makes my day better, anyone else? ❤️❤️❤️
yep yep
Same
Always makes my day better, especially when I'm having a rough one
Me either
Son Unos De Los SPECIALDATE.MY.ID/Damara
Sun: "Hotter"
Sugar: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Son unos de los mejores
conciertos#壇坂..🆕💗
I actually have been working out lately and I am very insecure about my weight. This made me feel like somebody actually cared! That you so much Kris!!!
Kris, I go through stressful crap all the time but when I watch your UA-cam vids I forget all about my worries. THANK YOU for being amazing and being my inspiration.
Omg! The things smaller than they're supposed is me too. Because they are usually the perfect size for me. I'm 4'10. .. . But I get beyond excited when things are even smaller! Recently I've gotten into making the extremely miniature doll houses
Have you ever watched How to Cook That. She is Australian and makes the tiniest foods in the tiniest kitchen. It's so awesome to watch. I'd recommend it.
@@TracyShead-Stamey I've seen so many tiny cooking videos and never get tired of them.
The message kris gets at 9:19 though, so cute
I know you probably won’t see this, Kris. But I want you to know that I’ve lost my best friend recently and your videos have helped me through so much lately! So thank you ❤️❤️❤️
oh my god im so sorry for your loss
I’m so sorry for ur loss Cadence. Take ur time to grief and take care of urself, sending u lost of love ❤️
I'm so sorry i hope you're doing well
I am truly sorry for your loss! My sincere condolensces to you, your friend can't be replaced but I hope some day soon you will find comfort and joy in another person. I lost my best friend 15 years ago to an overdose, And I still find myself thinking about him especially around the anniversary of the time of his death. I don't even realize it, it's just that I'll find myself thinking about him a lot and all of a sudden I'll remember this is the month he died.I have been able to let new people grow close to me and even love them but no one has ever replaced his amazing sense of humor, his creativity, and love of life that he had... And he cared about me in a way that always made me feel like I was the most special girl in the world and we had a secret club of jokes that were just for us! Even though he was an amazingly outgoing person and could make friends with anyone I felt special that he made friends with me. I only say this to let you know that you will never ever forget your best friend you will always love them and always cherish the time as you had with them but please try your best to not let the pain of losing them prevent you from having Other people grow close to you. Here is a hug and a little life advice from an Internet stranger I hope you take it with the love that it was given. I will always miss you Donnon!
Sorry for your loss, but just remember: Goodbyes are not forever, goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean, I’ll miss you, until we meet again.
Nothing like someone complimenting your muscles and making your day
5:49 I love that every country pronounce it differently, you’re like “Smårgåschboured”
✨Smörgåsbord✨
When she said "I love all tiny things" this so relatable for myself I literally have the smallest uno deck and its like the size of half my thumb is so tiny I don't know just wanted to say! Love you Kris! 💕
"I love things smaller than they are supposed to be!" Gotta love that self confidence, Kris.
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i love the fact that she kinda has to remind us not to be dirty whenever she syas something that doesn't sound right.
Like my height?
So do you love your self
I love my tiny screwdriver set… god wait, that sounded wrong. LITERALLY A SCREWDRIVER SET!
"I love things that are smaller than they're supposed to be" -Kris *wide smile*
Kris: "I love small things"
Everyone: well that explains the small hands
Kris: “Have you been working? Because it looks like you’ve been working out.”
Me: sitting on my bed eating a whole row of Oreos😂
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys! I didn’t know I was that funny! Happy Easter!
oreos are oreos and Oreos are exquisite
@@justapieceabread9097 definitely 😂🙌🏻
ummm is it wierd that when I was 7 years old I loved frogs and now I have depression axiety ADHD Bi poler OCD opisitional disorder and insomnia?
@@lunanight8145 no mostly same
@@lunanight8145 no not at all and same
Whenever I'm feeling depressed(the vast majority of the day), I like to watch your channel, and I'm nearly instantly cured! You are by far my favorite UA-camr/Tiktoker
@Mahalia Rosenthal Omigosh tysm
3:30 Yeah. Used to be able to grab the remote and even change channels with my foot. Lost that skill. Very sad. 😞
1:41 for best experience use headphones with the volume all the way up
WILL DO!
*Kris shows tiny coffee cup*
Europe: “That’s a normal sized cup.”
I also love tiny versions of regular things! they give me so much serotonin!
The fact kris doesn’t cover up their personality and make it seem fake is chefs kiss. Amazing content btw 👍
Why you saying their?
@@VacantV pronouns? But it's she/her (I think)
@@VacantV i think they talking abt when other people are fake but shes not...
@@violetschooler7299 then why’d you use he,
@@violetschooler7299 ikr exactly..
I just can’t handle how funny and random your tangents are, Kris! Deadass just laughed for 13mins straight 😂 😂 you’re hilarious and I wish I could see you do standup some day
i would love to see kris do some stand up that would be great
Kris: keep doing what your doing
Me who has been crying and eating ice cream😂
I LOVE SMALL THINGS TOO OMG THEYRE SO ADORABLE
6:35
BOYS....... WE GOT HER
OHHHHHHHH 🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️😂😂😂
Kris: asking thousands of people for little couches
Also Kris: gets delivered thousands of little couches
I’ve always adored her hair it’s so cute ☺️
"you're looking like you've been working out" me stuffing mac n cheese in my mouth: fanks
Let’s all give Kris a round of applause for being an amazing lovely person!
RESPECT
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I clap to that 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 (I will clap with my hands “you nasty”)
Can we all take a moment to thank Kris for bringing us entertaining content and complimenting us DAILY?! Kris we love you, you’re so special.
Bro i never not take that moment she is awsome
I love Kris so much she makes my day and I watch you when I'm crying because you make my day. You are beautiful and don't let anyone tell you different
i love how u always give ppl complements u never fail to make me happy
Kris, I feel you. I wrote a 119 page master's thesis on miniature cups in Ancient Italy - Because I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!
I am now currently restoring a dollhouse so that I can put all of the little furniture collectibles I have in it!
I did the same thing but I compressed all the writing down onto one third of a page.
I handed it in all stuffed inside that little wrapper for a Crackerjack toy.
Only I did mine about the miniature cups in Little Italy, so...
Kris, you should try out mini brands! They are so cute, and really small versions of bigger products. You can also start a collection! Love your videos!
I want the Disney mini brands.
I have the mini troll with the gem in the belly button both Polaroids the mini matchbox race cars Gumby magic 8balls I have a bunch I’m gonna send her the Polaroid camera I have doubles of them all. I want the mini phone and little tiles colored ring stack thingy,it had the white bottom with like blue red and yellow rings oh and the mini popcorn popper push stick thing. I just started the mini food brands and them are cute too
Something better is worlds smallest as they actually work
Yeah!
Yes! She would love them. I have a bunch of them, they're adorable
I've literally started exercising today, thanks for the introduction!
"i LOVE things that are smaller than theyre supposed to be"
LADS WE'RE IN LUCK
Thank you once again Kris for being so nice. You're a beautiful woman who knows how to make people smile. You have a natural talent for making people laugh, and I love the way your personality shines through your videos. I know I won't be disappointed when you create anything new. Thank you for continuing to produce great work for everyone.
1:55
honestly 10/10 t shirt, would be amazing
Looking like an 80’s version of Cyndi Lauper. Very cute!
Pink Ladies are my favorite apples to eat. They have the perfect balance of sweetness and crunch for an apple
7:55 it's actually pronounced very differently but this is funnier for sure😂
It makes me so happy to see Kris clapping in her intros again, hope your hand is healing well☺️💖
The compliments Kris gives us at the beginning of each videos make my day everything I watch her!
Thank you Kris for always making me smile and brightening my Day. You rock. X
Kris never disappoints and she makes such lovely compliments that makes my day,
1:23 omg I have eczema for life...
Cuz I do it is actually annoying and sometimes hurts.
I love miniature things too! Years ago when I was still in jr high I believe I went to the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder Colorado, and there was a store that everything in it was dice themed, and they had these itsy bitsy little dice, that were like the size of my pinky fingernail. Not practical but super cute. Lol
Penguins are one of my most favorite animals due to how they are among the few species of animals that mate for life
The fact that she is so dedicated to her work that she is doing videos from a sketchy hotel miles from home, just shows how much she cares. Love you Kris ❤️
10:06 I guess they are warning dribers so that they pay attention for kids suddenly crossing the road. I think it's a good idea tbh.
I can see the confusion for the german slogan.
But the pronunciation is sooo off they really made it work... 😂
OMG. I LOVE SMALL THINGS TOO. It literally makes me giddy lol! I get you Kris!!!
Never fails to make my day a whole lot better. Your compliments keeps me going and makes me feel way better when I have a crappy day 😊 Thanks Kris 🥰
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A German here I know it is a joke but in case anyone wanted to know wir suchen dich is obviously not pronounced the way they said in the video and if you translate it word for word to English it would be "we are searching for you" which now that I think about it sounds really weird
Kinda fun for me to see a non German react to it like this cause I just think it is normal
I was going to make a joke about the liking of small things, but then you said you hated your self and I want you to know that your the best person I’ve seen here on UA-cam and I want you to know that even if you don’t read this you have all the love and support that you’ll ever need, so thank you for everything you do for us.
I’m German and the part with “suckin dich” was hilarious. Never saw it that way, now I can’t undo it ever again
Just when I thought I couldn't love Kris any more (because she's into all the same stuff as me and is super relatable, at least to me) she goes and mentions she does ghost hunts too?
MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN THIS MUCH LOVE. Thank you for being so wonderfully down to earth and incredibly amazing, Kris.
Ok was i the only one who immediately thought of Sam and Colby when she said "ghost hunting video with another youtuber"
I wish I could be friends with Kris ya know. she is the most funniest person ever. her content is so relatable and so incredibly talented. Kris you are INSANELY BEAUTIFUL with your looks and personality. so down to earth and thoughtful. thank you Kris you have really gotten me through some rough times and always know how to make me laugh. love you so much!
Same here 😊🤩 I don't know if ur gonna see this kris but ur an amazing person.
8:00 as a german i can say that almost always when someone seeks for new recruitment, they write that in big at their posters and it means 'we search you!' And it is not pronounced how you did, cause in german there are two ways of pronouncing 'ch', one way is like you did and the other one is soft like 'sh' for you , and right here you only use the soft one.
9:13 the way she was instantly interested in the woman's accent which sounded like Amanda and forgot all about the gibberish the guy was speaking 😆
I believe the time has come for us to give back to Kris. She does so much for us and there has only ever been one thing she has really wanted; something she's asked for at the beginning of every video. Let's all pitch in and help her find Chris so he can finally call her! 😁
In all seriousness, thank you so much for giving quite a lot to the community, Kris.
Wut?
That fish at 2:42 would be me if I were there lol
Lol still going through a tow gripping phase, when you got 3yo twins climbing on you for hugs and another 2yo bouncing on you're head but you need to grab a nappy and wipes to change them all 🤣🤣🤣
My toe-grabbing phase has gone on for my entire life. I open doors and turn on/off lightswitches with my feet when my hands are full. Usually while carrying an armload of laundry. The deaf/autistic child signs are for drivers, so they know to be more cautious on the street, because a Deaf child in the street won't hear the car coming and won't respond if you honk (for example). There's one in my neighborhood that says something like "Blind Person in Area."
“Wir suchen dich” actually is literally translated to “We are looking for you” and isn’t pronounced “we sucken dick”, but “we’re sujen dish” (that j is kind of a hissing noise as in jalapeño). It is often used to say that someone is hiring though.