bruh if i could make millions from youtube i would run Naked around my Neighboorhood And don't gives a shit about what people think...AS LONG AS IM GETTING MY money Ain't nothing can stop me Honey.
His confidence stems form the fact that he is good looking. He has an attractive face, good lower jaw, tall height, and he's white. He knows that, women notice that, therefore he is mostly successful with them. Confidence is a byproduct of good looks, not the other way around. Try doing that when you're a 5'4 balding chubby indian guy. Your success rate will be close to 0. Were he ugly, no amount of confidence would help.
And shes a lawyer. Geez. Talk about a successful couple. She almost bit for a second though. I really thought she was going to entertain him. Unless she was just being nice, but if your man is a major league baseball player (especially a highly paid, highly talented one like Greinke) why wouldnt your initial response be, "sorry I have a one of a kind bf who has a 90 milllion dollar contract with the Astros" ?? I kinda feel bad for him. She might not be the one. But then again, I have no idea who she is and Zack clearly knows her and where her heart is more than i ever would. I just dont get chicks. Shes dating Zack Greinke who could give her a life far exceeding what even she could do for herself as a lawyer and she wouldnt have to work just spit out a few kids yet she still gives him the time of day? Im really annoyed she didnt just immediately tell him to get lost. For Zacks sake at least. She looked him over and listened to his sales pitch like she was thinking about seeing his cock sometime. And hes 23?! What is wrong with girl?! Stupid.
Tony Tigre u took this way too seriously 😂 she was already sitting down and he was right in her face. Any normal person would just stay and politely decline and waited for him to leave exactly as she did lol
Some people dont like living that kind of lifestyle.. especially if you put 8 years into being a lawyer. who knows what kind of lawyer she is, she might be a public defender, or might like helping people less fortunate.
the fabric looks so thin and flimsy. his suit jacket is way to short yet baggy at the same time. I'm not really sure who would wear a suit like that and not get it tailored either. How would anyone believe that he was a millionaire wearing that
John LaG i dont give a fuck bro you are young you dont need to say i m fucking homeless you should say i m a real man and i will work untill i give my mom everything she deserves
Get someone to ask what your name is and reply with "Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez" edit: why the fuck does this have over 200 likes lmao just subscribe to my youtube channel instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
even minor league players make millions over their career so it's not farfetched to think she dates a pro baseball player, even if they're not major league.
The situation is far more complex... They guy didnt dare to mention relatiomship else he could really get friendzoned if the girl wasnt ready... The girls brain wasnt capable of this...if u look closely she turned for the rich guy kinda avoiding her friend... The boy is now really mad on her...singel for further 10 years... RIP
walk up to a girl and ask her to spell "me". After she spells it say "no but with the d" wait for her to say "there's no d in me" then you say "not yet"
no matter what they say you have a good comeback ... if they said, im going to Mars you'd say in a split second.... thats great, im based in Mars you can look me up :-)
He straight out asked her if she's a Gold digger😂🤣
Lmao that was funny
and shes a lawyer
,,,Are you a gold digger?!
,,,Nooo he plays baseball
Lol
@@nicolaschophi4080 Shes a Lawyer shes doing well for herself as well. Cmon use your brain.
@@AlwaysSmileTv //woosshh. Prolly You Is A quite Young Kid or maybe you skipped the part. Stop being a Airhead please, common sense killer!
Your confidence level is outstanding.
exactly
Ghost Rider bet you could do it
It's called acting.
OMG! Really?
kinda awkward
"Are you guys together?"
"ummmm, not exactly"
Bro, I feel ya.
Amateur Vlogs lmao
And then give him a hug too... To top it off
friendzoned af
I actually only felt bad for the girl. I aint gay but the guy looks way more attractive than her so he should be fine.
He’s fuckin her but they aren’t dating lol been in that situation “um not exactly”
This comment was funny
Truuuuue
But compared to the first woman she is richer
Her boyfriend is a millionare with a net worth of $120 million and she is a lawyer with 1 child
@@randomvidz8742 120 million? Where did u see that lmao
@@miguelantunes43 his name is zack greinke he is a famous baseball player
Leave comments for the next one! Thanks for watching
ThatWasEpic hey
hey vato loco is rich now i feel u i feel u no t olvides de barrio ese..
More of Frat Bro :D
Seriously though, how much did the suit cost?
Don't wear any eye coverage, the say, "Hey dude, you like my shades?".
First girl owned him, dates a millionaire baseball player, caught him way off guard
Didn't really "own" him... she just flexin' as well
@@anonymous_user_17 yet shoes are $2k her watch is $11k. Not lying.
@@AllenHanPR I mean she is a lawyer, she could literally buy that with her own money. She easily makes over 6 figures.
Not all lawyers make 6 figures. They’re similar to salespeople. There’s a couple which makes a fat living, but most making mediocre income
@@josephgomez2249 she makes over 6 figures.
"I could take you to China overnight and have you back for class"
That was claaass haha
that was epiccccc
i wheezed too hard some rice decided to come out of my nose
draori corona time
@@eattheprogrammingcookie3957 😁😁🙄
4:26 "I can take you to china overnight girl and have you back for class" favorite part of the whole video... Just how he said it lol
@MK Reptiles guess he can't do that now .
Does ur bf make 6 figures
"Soon" she a keeper
Give a Ted talk on how you get that confidence.
Miox Lvax u are damn right.that is a good circle
bruh if i could make millions from youtube i would run Naked around my Neighboorhood And don't gives a shit about what people think...AS LONG AS IM GETTING MY money Ain't nothing can stop me Honey.
Axl Official still hard bro
His confidence stems form the fact that he is good looking. He has an attractive face, good lower jaw, tall height, and he's white. He knows that, women notice that, therefore he is mostly successful with them. Confidence is a byproduct of good looks, not the other way around. Try doing that when you're a 5'4 balding chubby indian guy. Your success rate will be close to 0. Were he ugly, no amount of confidence would help.
@Miox Lvax i agree, truth
this dude is hilarious, just goes up to a random person "lets walk and talk man, cmon"
Go
my idol
he is mexican man, no surprises
Not just any mexican, a white mexican
When somebody does that to you here in philippines, next thing you would see is a knife pointed at you and declaring robbery.
"Is he a millionaire too"
"Actually he is"
@SON GOKU KAMEHAMEHA wasnt a lie
@@amaddou7321 its a lie dumbo
@@cupman9821 lol her boyfriend does play baseball just forgot his name
GioHacks - Roblox - More what about baseball player do u not understand
@@amaddou7321 Ur kidding me right?
Playing baseball does not make you a millionaire by default
Noone:-
Literally noone:-
Juan to every girl:-"Thats my mother's name"
All girls are the same
@@trinity2725 True. All women are the same,, Even if we compare them they still the same 😅
First girl wasnt lying 😂 her name is Emily Kuchar , her boyfriend/husband is a pitcher for the Houston Astros (networth 90M) Zack Greinke.
Erickesk Goddamn
And shes a lawyer. Geez. Talk about a successful couple. She almost bit for a second though. I really thought she was going to entertain him. Unless she was just being nice, but if your man is a major league baseball player (especially a highly paid, highly talented one like Greinke) why wouldnt your initial response be, "sorry I have a one of a kind bf who has a 90 milllion dollar contract with the Astros" ?? I kinda feel bad for him. She might not be the one. But then again, I have no idea who she is and Zack clearly knows her and where her heart is more than i ever would. I just dont get chicks. Shes dating Zack Greinke who could give her a life far exceeding what even she could do for herself as a lawyer and she wouldnt have to work just spit out a few kids yet she still gives him the time of day? Im really annoyed she didnt just immediately tell him to get lost. For Zacks sake at least. She looked him over and listened to his sales pitch like she was thinking about seeing his cock sometime. And hes 23?! What is wrong with girl?! Stupid.
Tony Tigre u took this way too seriously 😂 she was already sitting down and he was right in her face.
Any normal person would just stay and politely decline and waited for him to leave exactly as she did lol
Look her up they dont look the sane
@@jeffreygomez2634 yah it's not her.
That first chick was the baddest chick thus far. So bad and a lawyer😍
Turkeynek bad?? Low standards...her chubby face was gross with a gross nose smh
strwbrybabyg245 that's really rude
if he really was rich and meet her throw a work meeting, I think he had a good shot.
strwbrybabyg245 Pettiness doesn't look good on you.
lol what an asswipe you are. I feel sorry for any women in your life haha. I highly doubt you're as hot as a model yourself
*laughs*
"I tip $300" 😂😂
Orlando Tovar OMG IM DEAD
😂😂
Don't forget "On a daily basis" LOL
"I got *ALL* different shades of grey - charcoal ... light, dark."
When you realize there really aren't that many shades
They gotta cast this guy for an episode of Suits as a young Harvey Specter.
SensFan Does Mark Zuckerberg wear 1k dollars suit? Bill Gates? Warren buffet? None of them.
Clearly you don't watch Suits, Harvey Specter doesn't like cheap suites!
tupark82 yesssss
tupark82 sll
tupark82 i was just thinkin’ that he has a harvey look to him
1:55 this is literally how people invite you to pyramid schemes lmao 😂😂
Pyramid schemes?
@Tiago GxR could work for ponzi schemes
xddd
Yeah very true
@@ruialmeida7085 very very thrue
When he laughs and says “ I tip 300 on a daily basis” I DIED
500 likes without any comment
👁️👄👁️ Yo bot
@@trinity2725 lol you just brought this to my attention and i’m not a bot but thanks for being the first comment☺️
Evil laugh and the music 🤣
Yeah he also say he makes 6 figure a month
I can take you to china overnight and have you back for class
His confidence comes from his passion about entertaining us.
His confidence comes from the fact that he is tall and good looking. It's pretty cool tbh
His confidence comes from his physical appearance. It has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to entertain you.
@@okene Not at all, it doesn't matter all that much.
"Um I actually have a boyfriend"
"Is he a millionaire too?"
"Actually he is"
Bull fucking shit
Eth D Lol XD
She'd be on a yacht with her ladies. Not on break.
+Eth D why do you call bullshit
she was way too chill. I'd believe her.
Some people dont like living that kind of lifestyle.. especially if you put 8 years into being a lawyer. who knows what kind of lawyer she is, she might be a public defender, or might like helping people less fortunate.
The way you support free markets, stimulates growth in my private sector.....😂😂😂
Wow, I will memorize this line now for girls.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I busted out laughing way too hard at this line hahaha 🤣😂
Now that u mentioned it I died of laughter😂
This is dope.
"The way you support free markets simulates my private sector."
Best libertarian pickup line ever.
simulates growth in my private sector*
Captain Capitalism .
Yes growth was th key word
@@usmanali7222 *stimulates
Librarian line?
- I have a boyfriend!
- Is he a millionaire as well?
- Actually he is.
- 😑
"I can take you to china overnight girl and have you back to class" best line
@Chintu 10199
🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo just heard that and saw this comment
and is your bf a multimillionare aswell? -actually he is. lol
And he goes like "Are you a gold digger" I'm dead😂😂
Deadpool even first lady is gold digger.
100K IS ALO5t for normal people bu not for big millionaires
The chances
Darkside Sider right, there’s people making 100k A MONTH 😂 they shit on these lawyers
that suit looks like it costs $30
its the way its pressed that makes it look attractive
what does a cheap suit look like? im actually about to buy my first one and i dont want people saying it looks like $30
the fabric looks so thin and flimsy. his suit jacket is way to short yet baggy at the same time. I'm not really sure who would wear a suit like that and not get it tailored either. How would anyone believe that he was a millionaire wearing that
My whole suit, Jacket, shirt, pants and shoes cost around $640
i just ordered one of the cheaper suits from brooks brothers. how are those?
3:20 he just got the girls number by speaking trash 😂😂😂
I've got 15 different suits
proceeds to name 16 different colours
XD
I thought he said 50.
"I could take you to China overnight girl and have you back for class!"
My goodness! The level of confidence!
bro i heard it and read ur comment at the same time
@@beastedninja3757 wtf same
Same
*BY THE WAY my name's JAHN*
Sedate Tube 🤣
LOL
I read this the second he said it
I was literally on the part of the video when this comment appeared 😂
🤣🤣🤣
“I can take you to China over night, girl, and get you back in time for class!” 😂😂🤣😭
lol a lawyer without a business card
Austin Page well... it could be possible
idon't even she was a lawyer, she still must be going to school. lol. which lawyer sat n have a drink in shiny day! they work!
She probably just didn't want to give out her number...
Mike Blarney try again
Dem F well said
Are you a gold digger?
“no im a lawyer”
Did she think he was asking if she worked in the mines? lol wut
Mirror Man she's implying that she has an actual job and makes her own big bucks
@Bobs Joes 3 years ago this video was posted and you happen to make the same comment as someone else at the exact same time.. don't play the lottery^^
Aren't lawyers hold diggers?
Hahaha
Mirror Man no being a gold digger means when you use a person for loads of money and get loads of stuff then possibly dump
Go to a girl and tell her to help you scratching your back , when she's done tell her " that's what happens when you spend your day sleeping on money"
Harambe
2 lon
I don't get it and I feel dumb for not getting it
sadubros same LOL
i guess.. having your back physicly on money makes your back itch
3:51 That evil laugh start's😂😂😂😂
"Around here, the cars stop for the rich." Proceeds to take other dude into certain death 🤣😂🤣😂
In india everyone is rich then
Ahmed Raza lol great but Indian rupee isn't valid in usa ,usa dollar is 70 in India😂lol
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
First girl was 👌
whats her full name?
G Squared i like 30+ ladies..they re romantic
First girl was clowning on u..lol
@@NickPekurny Really bruh ?
And a liar
Imagine if the car didn't stop at 3:35 lol 😂😂
Xdxd
THE BLUE GUY lol
He would have been a dead meat 😂 😂
@@maureendera6440 awkward too lmao
Legends used to say "Don't ask women her age "
But this dude never listened to them..
34 year old was the best looking woman in the whole video
In all of his videos srs
That’s why she is the thumbnail
@Jose Mosqueda yall so ridiculous
Best liar
I think she said 44 xD
My name's John and I'm fucking homeless
Good looks
John LaG i dont give a fuck bro you are young you dont need to say i m fucking homeless you should say i m a real man and i will work untill i give my mom everything she deserves
I do work, two jobs, and I'm also training to compete in MMA. But for three weeks I did live out of a car.
Nice bro work hard untill buy everything your mom deserves
you can stay at my place
Introduce your self to a girl and get her number then two seconds later do it all over like it never happen with a different personality.
jason jones this is gold lmao
This is fucking great
"John" The most common white boy name you'll ever find in America. 🤣🤣🤣
LoL
Get someone to ask what your name is and reply with "Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez"
edit: why the fuck does this have over 200 likes lmao just subscribe to my youtube channel instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wididy that's a awesome idea xD
Wididy where do I remember that from 😂
suite life of zack and cody lol
yeeeeeeeees
THIS ONE IS A MUST
LOL. Her bf is not a baseball player and she's not a lawyer.
We will never know
I'm a baseball player i'm famouz
+Proclaim And that's on the higher end!
+upermans DAAAAAammmmnnnnn!
even minor league players make millions over their career so it's not farfetched to think she dates a pro baseball player, even if they're not major league.
"I can take ya to China overnight girl and take you back to class" lmao
0:44 that lady her voice is so cool I love it😅😅
Say to someone Driving a sports car/ luxury car, "you are so poor" and then do the devil laugh.
First he has to find someone driving one of those cars, and in a context where he can talk to them.
I'm sure he can
right buddy, i will change that back :)
Akshdeep Singh haha
Wtf that'll be so rude
Ask for a girls number. When you get it tell her that her digits is your amount in your bank account.
Faraz Ali ay
That's actually a good one haha
911...
yasss
my number is 0000000
Six figures? i also have six figures. its 1,000.00
Same
1.000,000
Almost
XD
I have 10 Digit
Same 000000000.0
@@firstaccount9345 XD
@@obayrafi2632 But that's 7 figures :P
He earned around 2 million dollars from this channel in last 5 years, thats why he is confident 🖖
you didn't count sponsorships etc
that is not the reason he is confident, the success and money came BECAUSE he's so confident
WEARING AN ARMANI SUIT IS ONE THING, BEING ABLE TO CARRY YOURSELF IN ONE IS ANOTHER.
i respect more a millionaire that is able to just be humble and wear normal shorts then having to wear expensive suits all the time
i am dying of laughter now.😂😂😂😂😂
He is like Barney Stinson from 'How I met your mother'
Santiago Soto yep
Josh D "Blows" you say?
@@chvjdvpa3746 you're gay
Suit up!!
Yo what you watched that too?
I saw him this morning 2am in the streets of Shanghai
Juan or just somejuan that looks like him?
There is just One Juan, Plz don't be disrespectful...
You could pick up a lot more girls in Shanghai for being rich.
he didn't see juan, he saw john.
pyramid scheme. start by saying I used to wear what you are wearing, until I created my own company from scratch.
1:36 Dude switched to 🌚 Language 😂
I don't know why but this comment will get 100 likes
no
nah
You ain't Harambe you fraud
No but this will
BECAUSE HARAMBE'S DICK IS OUT!
i have to admit your a pretty good looking dude so obviously its easy to get digits lol
stever urkle the way he talks to women is ridiculously smooth as well bro
Gursewak Singh
True, I met people who look butt ugly but were so smooth and funny with girls and get their digits.
Gursewak Singh oops, did I do that? Steve urkles voice😂😂😂
y’all sus...😂this dude funny tho not saying he isnt
Or having a lot o money insted...
At 4:37 friend zoned
The situation is far more complex...
They guy didnt dare to mention relatiomship else he could really get friendzoned if the girl wasnt ready...
The girls brain wasnt capable of this...if u look closely she turned for the rich guy kinda avoiding her friend... The boy is now really mad on her...singel for further 10 years... RIP
@justin hedges i bet you look like a model yourself
Lol 🤣
@justin hedges I'm into black ones
Everybody is a gangsta untill the reall millionaire shows up.
he is real millionaire though
HOMEGIRL SAID HER DUDE MAKES TWO (2) FIGURES A MONTH 😂😂😂💀
She said "soon", not two.
Lmao I swore she said two. That's unfortunate
+ david ponce - you are right, homegirl said 2. 2 it is!
Dick Silvio,
listen tough guy, can you talk like that with blood in your mouth? We heard 2, two. Stop acting.
lol
His CONFIDENCE LEVEL IS VERY HIGH but the SUIT looks CHEAP...
Suman Nath shut up noob
U THINK its cheap. but actually tho, how did u notice its cheap? idk anything about it
AnTen OldWords It doesn’t fit him properly and looks quite baggy.
@@あなた以外の誰でもない an expensive suit would be handmade for him and it would fit alot ebtter
Stfu you idiot
dude I'm dying. this shit is so funny. glad I found your channel
Thx so much
I can take you to china girl and take you overnight back for class 😂😂 fast or last
Same
Try watching QPark
Yo
0:32"Let's get outta here"
-classic line from Ryan goslings character in crazy stupid love
I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account
In my bank account
On God
El Angel ok ok el chapo.
I like that quick line, "I own the Wells Fargo building"
Hey girls, do you want to see my BIG bank account ? :)
non merci :hap:
OnchoBob La chankla :-(
hugh mongus bank account
Nigga u running in the minus
ZERO
5:02 ya made the dude feel self-concious with that confidence
He plays baseball, she's a lawyer, Juan's face: I couldn't have picked a better person
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanna hear a joke
My videos
TypicalSkater hahahahahaha true
LOL
yeah they r shit ;D
i have another one,
You.
veeery nice job trying to promote yourself.. please people, dont watch his videoes
yea bro you can definetly look like a milionaire in that 100$ suit...
Mallrick yeah it's not like everbody knows the difference between a 100$ and a 3000$ suit
Ulaş Aldağ The first girl might have.
yeah
lol how do you know
Ulaş Aldağ I'm pretty sure he has more than 3000 tho from just his youtube
4:27 that line will NEVER work again🤣
do you have a card with your personal number on it? LMFAO BRUH that shit was smoother than butter on ice
Damn 34 she looks like she's 18
You mean , 18 year olds nowadays look like 34 years old :) fact
Always subtract 5-6 years for a girl to get her age if a girl looks 18 she is most probably underage .
No she doesn't
Bryan Joseph i am 24 and i look like i am 19 or 18.
Bryan Joseph 18? Now U trippn
how many girls on ur contacts now ? 😂😂
clark balte over 9000
All of them
Still 0
"Everyone treats you better when you are pretty." How sad the world has become huh? The ugly people get put into the shadows..
She sees kinda stupid not gonna lie. If you are a millionaire you can easily get plastic surgeries to make yourself attractive
@@clashroyalegamer8014 Yes that is true (if they choose that way), but it's just wrong you know?
@@clashroyalegamer8014 If you are very pretty you can easily become a millionaire.
@@clashroyalegamer8014 Thats so stupid lmao. Not really how that works man, plastic surgery can fix some things but doesn't make you very attractive
+ThatWasEpic Your works are not only funny, but ethical too. A rare combination!
Girl: I'm a lawyer
: oh great, I like you more now 😄😄
You have so much confidence... a fan from pakistan :)
TheGreat Gatsby why you telling him
TheGreat Gatsby calm down, before I smack your ass
TheGreat Gatsby STFU trailer trash
What a piece of shit you and that 1 person who liked your comment are.
Anthony Le he liked his own comment
3:11 just made my day Lmaoo
"Are you a gold digger?"
"No he plays baseball"
The first girl was lying her ass off what lawyer works a second job
lol, right!
why would she? She seemed genuine, dont be jealous you fcks
Rafael Mertin if you thought that was genuine you're more gullible than I thought
She's definitely lying. She wasn't even wearing a suit!
NcBaLL3r she could have been on a break 😂
Use a suit, and use Barney lines from how I met your mother.
Damn that would be something
that private sector one killed me 🤣🤣🤣
walk up to a girl and ask her to spell "me". After she spells it say "no but with the d" wait for her to say "there's no d in me" then you say "not yet"
+ Miguel Saladbar -
I did that to my Gma and she said, "No cookies for you!"
Miguel Salazar he already did that
when
I fell for that in maths last year I swear to god, except I screamed it *facepalm* I did laugh at myself, I mean it was funny
Miguel Salazar that would be cringe
Even though he was "rejected" by the girls, he made their day... Class act Johnny; and the lawyer... She was diggin' the shit out of you, she lied.
She actually didn’t lie
The first girl Emily is a hottie
Donell Weaver yeah I agree. He should go back to hit her up.
+ Slunt Cayer I know right he should but to bad she has a boyfriend
Donell Weaver I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is one of the most powerful pitchers in the mlb... Zach grenkie
Rilo4466 Oh yeah I forgot she said her boyfriend is a pitcher that is in MLB she didn't say his name right even though you said Zach Grenkie
Donell Weaver he can steal her away. Yeet.
some of those girls were like "this has to be a joke that he said I was very attractive"
best prankster on yt!!
yeah man
for sure ;)
And BigDawsTV!!
Cubic Cuber yet
ArnoKom you are joking.. right? Dont be dumb. You should check vitaly from vitalyzdtv, he is WAY better than this guy. Trust me
no matter what they say you have a good comeback ... if they said, im going to Mars you'd say in a split second.... thats great, im based in Mars you can look me up :-)
5% His social skills are well developed
.
Sounds like a sales man.
Smooth operator...
Ever since September of last year I can't stop watching your videos. You're great man.😂
John:I’m very rich
Me:I’m very poor
John:throws money in my face
His name is "Juan" not "John"
The first girl is Emily Kuchar, wife to Zack Greinke. She wasn't lying
"I don't work for money, money works for me"
3:10 the confidence level though 🤩
I love the way he games that Emily, she basically said no, but she was def intrigued
Oh my god man, i lost it at the ID joke, "Give that back later" Lmao
" I own the wells Fargo building " hahaha !! 😁
that was smart and fast speech ✅🆒💯
4:40 Sir this scene is the most memorable banter/dead serious face of all time
I loved your acting