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  • @afonsopedro7636
    @afonsopedro7636 5 років тому +9968

    He straight out asked her if she's a Gold digger😂🤣

    • @dietherpaguio7767
      @dietherpaguio7767 5 років тому +179

      Lmao that was funny

    • @CorruptedMind1215
      @CorruptedMind1215 5 років тому +301

      and shes a lawyer

    • @nicolaschophi4080
      @nicolaschophi4080 5 років тому +226

      ,,,Are you a gold digger?!
      ,,,Nooo he plays baseball
      Lol

    • @AlwaysSmileTv
      @AlwaysSmileTv 5 років тому +116

      @@nicolaschophi4080 Shes a Lawyer shes doing well for herself as well. Cmon use your brain.

    • @nicolaschophi4080
      @nicolaschophi4080 5 років тому +37

      @@AlwaysSmileTv //woosshh. Prolly You Is A quite Young Kid or maybe you skipped the part. Stop being a Airhead please, common sense killer!

  • @GhostRider-nk3fp
    @GhostRider-nk3fp 8 років тому +18924

    Your confidence level is outstanding.

    • @AyedrianCK
      @AyedrianCK 8 років тому +170

      exactly

    • @Cosplay4me
      @Cosplay4me 8 років тому +90

      Ghost Rider bet you could do it

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 8 років тому +338

      It's called acting.

    • @GhostRider-nk3fp
      @GhostRider-nk3fp 8 років тому +63

      OMG! Really?

    • @oBlvd
      @oBlvd 8 років тому +31

      kinda awkward

  • @parasbisht7990
    @parasbisht7990 7 років тому +5077

    "Are you guys together?"
    "ummmm, not exactly"
    Bro, I feel ya.

    • @erkinkhazratkulov2767
      @erkinkhazratkulov2767 6 років тому +14

      Amateur Vlogs lmao

    • @ksiddiqui8
      @ksiddiqui8 6 років тому +42

      And then give him a hug too... To top it off

    • @zzoko7693
      @zzoko7693 6 років тому +135

      friendzoned af

    • @SagaciousOwl
      @SagaciousOwl 5 років тому +135

      I actually only felt bad for the girl. I aint gay but the guy looks way more attractive than her so he should be fine.

    • @sadscientist9995
      @sadscientist9995 5 років тому +52

      He’s fuckin her but they aren’t dating lol been in that situation “um not exactly”

  • @mmasabh9934
    @mmasabh9934 4 роки тому +1827

    This comment was funny

    • @TribotBeatbox
      @TribotBeatbox 4 роки тому +38

      Truuuuue

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 4 роки тому +112

      But compared to the first woman she is richer

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 4 роки тому +96

      Her boyfriend is a millionare with a net worth of $120 million and she is a lawyer with 1 child

    • @miguelantunes43
      @miguelantunes43 4 роки тому +23

      @@randomvidz8742 120 million? Where did u see that lmao

    • @noobmaster-kr7kn
      @noobmaster-kr7kn 4 роки тому +55

      @@miguelantunes43 his name is zack greinke he is a famous baseball player

  • @ThatWasEpic11
    @ThatWasEpic11  8 років тому +865

    Leave comments for the next one! Thanks for watching

    • @sneakerheadjay530
      @sneakerheadjay530 8 років тому +1

      ThatWasEpic hey

    • @rafasj8111
      @rafasj8111 8 років тому +4

      hey vato loco is rich now i feel u i feel u no t olvides de barrio ese..

    • @LiveToSkate151
      @LiveToSkate151 8 років тому

      More of Frat Bro :D

    • @TheHaloskulls
      @TheHaloskulls 8 років тому +2

      Seriously though, how much did the suit cost?

    • @labparkour2484
      @labparkour2484 8 років тому +1

      Don't wear any eye coverage, the say, "Hey dude, you like my shades?".

  • @faithfail
    @faithfail 6 років тому +5714

    First girl owned him, dates a millionaire baseball player, caught him way off guard

    • @anonymous_user_17
      @anonymous_user_17 6 років тому +561

      Didn't really "own" him... she just flexin' as well

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR 5 років тому +464

      @@anonymous_user_17 yet shoes are $2k her watch is $11k. Not lying.

    • @DrowsyYo
      @DrowsyYo 5 років тому +309

      @@AllenHanPR I mean she is a lawyer, she could literally buy that with her own money. She easily makes over 6 figures.

    • @josephgomez2249
      @josephgomez2249 5 років тому +252

      Not all lawyers make 6 figures. They’re similar to salespeople. There’s a couple which makes a fat living, but most making mediocre income

    • @DrowsyYo
      @DrowsyYo 5 років тому +30

      @@josephgomez2249 she makes over 6 figures.

  • @draori2348
    @draori2348 6 років тому +2048

    "I could take you to China overnight and have you back for class"

    • @atlacpescador6205
      @atlacpescador6205 6 років тому +44

      That was claaass haha

    • @ghis8482
      @ghis8482 5 років тому +38

      that was epiccccc

    • @notherbae
      @notherbae 5 років тому +17

      i wheezed too hard some rice decided to come out of my nose

    • @peenpapi5972
      @peenpapi5972 4 роки тому +7

      draori corona time

    • @bwana_ya_mtu
      @bwana_ya_mtu 4 роки тому

      @@eattheprogrammingcookie3957 😁😁🙄

  • @KrazynessYT
    @KrazynessYT 5 років тому +130

    4:26 "I can take you to china overnight girl and have you back for class" favorite part of the whole video... Just how he said it lol

  • @xxGalaxy_Versexx
    @xxGalaxy_Versexx 5 років тому +3759

    Give a Ted talk on how you get that confidence.

    • @dirtydan9856
      @dirtydan9856 5 років тому +13

      Miox Lvax u are damn right.that is a good circle

    • @axlelijah2327
      @axlelijah2327 5 років тому +69

      bruh if i could make millions from youtube i would run Naked around my Neighboorhood And don't gives a shit about what people think...AS LONG AS IM GETTING MY money Ain't nothing can stop me Honey.

    • @dirtydan9856
      @dirtydan9856 5 років тому +3

      Axl Official still hard bro

    • @igorsheludko
      @igorsheludko 5 років тому +77

      His confidence stems form the fact that he is good looking. He has an attractive face, good lower jaw, tall height, and he's white. He knows that, women notice that, therefore he is mostly successful with them. Confidence is a byproduct of good looks, not the other way around. Try doing that when you're a 5'4 balding chubby indian guy. Your success rate will be close to 0. Were he ugly, no amount of confidence would help.

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 5 років тому +4

      @Miox Lvax i agree, truth

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 8 років тому +2577

    this dude is hilarious, just goes up to a random person "lets walk and talk man, cmon"

    • @ruisilva9771
      @ruisilva9771 7 років тому +1

      Go

    • @crooger3594
      @crooger3594 7 років тому +5

      my idol

    • @davidl6332
      @davidl6332 6 років тому +8

      he is mexican man, no surprises

    • @marcorubio3496
      @marcorubio3496 6 років тому +13

      Not just any mexican, a white mexican

    • @animatedlife131
      @animatedlife131 6 років тому +2

      When somebody does that to you here in philippines, next thing you would see is a knife pointed at you and declaring robbery.

  • @TheMinky
    @TheMinky 7 років тому +861

    "Is he a millionaire too"
    "Actually he is"

    • @amaddou7321
      @amaddou7321 5 років тому +19

      @SON GOKU KAMEHAMEHA wasnt a lie

    • @cupman9821
      @cupman9821 5 років тому +5

      @@amaddou7321 its a lie dumbo

    • @amaddou7321
      @amaddou7321 5 років тому +6

      @@cupman9821 lol her boyfriend does play baseball just forgot his name

    • @Deadpool-px2nm
      @Deadpool-px2nm 5 років тому +1

      GioHacks - Roblox - More what about baseball player do u not understand

    • @juarhalaraul3279
      @juarhalaraul3279 5 років тому +3

      @@amaddou7321 Ur kidding me right?
      Playing baseball does not make you a millionaire by default

  • @abdulrehmanmir1423
    @abdulrehmanmir1423 4 роки тому +123

    Noone:-
    Literally noone:-
    Juan to every girl:-"Thats my mother's name"

    • @trinity2725
      @trinity2725 4 роки тому +5

      All girls are the same

    • @josechavez9428
      @josechavez9428 4 роки тому +4

      @@trinity2725 True. All women are the same,, Even if we compare them they still the same 😅

  • @Erickesk1
    @Erickesk1 5 років тому +5089

    First girl wasnt lying 😂 her name is Emily Kuchar , her boyfriend/husband is a pitcher for the Houston Astros (networth 90M) Zack Greinke.

    • @Andy-hz2ef
      @Andy-hz2ef 5 років тому +464

      Erickesk Goddamn

    • @JB-zo7ln
      @JB-zo7ln 5 років тому +413

      And shes a lawyer. Geez. Talk about a successful couple. She almost bit for a second though. I really thought she was going to entertain him. Unless she was just being nice, but if your man is a major league baseball player (especially a highly paid, highly talented one like Greinke) why wouldnt your initial response be, "sorry I have a one of a kind bf who has a 90 milllion dollar contract with the Astros" ?? I kinda feel bad for him. She might not be the one. But then again, I have no idea who she is and Zack clearly knows her and where her heart is more than i ever would. I just dont get chicks. Shes dating Zack Greinke who could give her a life far exceeding what even she could do for herself as a lawyer and she wouldnt have to work just spit out a few kids yet she still gives him the time of day? Im really annoyed she didnt just immediately tell him to get lost. For Zacks sake at least. She looked him over and listened to his sales pitch like she was thinking about seeing his cock sometime. And hes 23?! What is wrong with girl?! Stupid.

    • @YessirMikeDeanYessir
      @YessirMikeDeanYessir 5 років тому +676

      Tony Tigre u took this way too seriously 😂 she was already sitting down and he was right in her face.
      Any normal person would just stay and politely decline and waited for him to leave exactly as she did lol

    • @jeffreygomez2634
      @jeffreygomez2634 5 років тому +161

      Look her up they dont look the sane

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 5 років тому +138

      @@jeffreygomez2634 yah it's not her.

  • @Turkeynek
    @Turkeynek 7 років тому +2512

    That first chick was the baddest chick thus far. So bad and a lawyer😍

    • @strwbrybabyg245
      @strwbrybabyg245 7 років тому +118

      Turkeynek bad?? Low standards...her chubby face was gross with a gross nose smh

    • @solarauditions5264
      @solarauditions5264 7 років тому +417

      strwbrybabyg245 that's really rude

    • @stevemyopinion423
      @stevemyopinion423 6 років тому +33

      if he really was rich and meet her throw a work meeting, I think he had a good shot.

    • @dreamerabe
      @dreamerabe 6 років тому +36

      strwbrybabyg245 Pettiness doesn't look good on you.

    • @dhananjaysguitarcovers9296
      @dhananjaysguitarcovers9296 6 років тому +39

      lol what an asswipe you are. I feel sorry for any women in your life haha. I highly doubt you're as hot as a model yourself

  • @orlandotovar4318
    @orlandotovar4318 7 років тому +825

    *laughs*
    "I tip $300" 😂😂

    • @MarcialChan
      @MarcialChan 6 років тому +3

      Orlando Tovar OMG IM DEAD

    • @gosym7207
      @gosym7207 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @bliss5951
      @bliss5951 5 років тому +7

      Don't forget "On a daily basis" LOL

  • @Voicist
    @Voicist 4 роки тому +84

    "I got *ALL* different shades of grey - charcoal ... light, dark."
    When you realize there really aren't that many shades

  • @JimParkGM
    @JimParkGM 8 років тому +1406

    They gotta cast this guy for an episode of Suits as a young Harvey Specter.

    • @girlsalwaysgoforthedoucheb350
      @girlsalwaysgoforthedoucheb350 7 років тому +7

      SensFan Does Mark Zuckerberg wear 1k dollars suit? Bill Gates? Warren buffet? None of them.

    • @abdulkadirosman2816
      @abdulkadirosman2816 7 років тому +18

      Clearly you don't watch Suits, Harvey Specter doesn't like cheap suites!

    • @TrustedTrap
      @TrustedTrap 7 років тому

      tupark82 yesssss

    • @crazygamertgspuad9067
      @crazygamertgspuad9067 7 років тому

      tupark82 sll

    • @ivyspot
      @ivyspot 7 років тому +7

      tupark82 i was just thinkin’ that he has a harvey look to him

  • @dark_emperor9427
    @dark_emperor9427 5 років тому +709

    1:55 this is literally how people invite you to pyramid schemes lmao 😂😂

  • @anaiahspivey7887
    @anaiahspivey7887 5 років тому +1094

    When he laughs and says “ I tip 300 on a daily basis” I DIED

    • @trinity2725
      @trinity2725 4 роки тому +4

      500 likes without any comment
      👁️👄👁️ Yo bot

    • @anaiahspivey7887
      @anaiahspivey7887 4 роки тому +4

      @@trinity2725 lol you just brought this to my attention and i’m not a bot but thanks for being the first comment☺️

    • @adipati9161
      @adipati9161 4 роки тому +8

      Evil laugh and the music 🤣

    • @mdkayes3224
      @mdkayes3224 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah he also say he makes 6 figure a month

    • @victorkamsa7537
      @victorkamsa7537 3 роки тому

      I can take you to china overnight and have you back for class

  • @carlosceron5258
    @carlosceron5258 3 роки тому +123

    His confidence comes from his passion about entertaining us.

    • @okene
      @okene 2 роки тому

      His confidence comes from the fact that he is tall and good looking. It's pretty cool tbh

    • @diligenceeke3023
      @diligenceeke3023 Рік тому

      His confidence comes from his physical appearance. It has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to entertain you.

    • @michaelbrown192
      @michaelbrown192 8 місяців тому

      @@okene Not at all, it doesn't matter all that much.

  • @ethd2286
    @ethd2286 8 років тому +972

    "Um I actually have a boyfriend"
    "Is he a millionaire too?"
    "Actually he is"
    Bull fucking shit

    • @generous_coconut
      @generous_coconut 8 років тому

      Eth D Lol XD

    • @RUmlas
      @RUmlas 8 років тому +66

      She'd be on a yacht with her ladies. Not on break.

    • @marcomarkproductions
      @marcomarkproductions 8 років тому

      +Eth D why do you call bullshit

    • @BronzeEnigma
      @BronzeEnigma 8 років тому +72

      she was way too chill. I'd believe her.

    • @Kaos1382
      @Kaos1382 8 років тому +19

      Some people dont like living that kind of lifestyle.. especially if you put 8 years into being a lawyer. who knows what kind of lawyer she is, she might be a public defender, or might like helping people less fortunate.

  • @telikanatik5799
    @telikanatik5799 5 років тому +745

    The way you support free markets, stimulates growth in my private sector.....😂😂😂

    • @nia6849
      @nia6849 5 років тому +31

      Wow, I will memorize this line now for girls.

    • @boukharroubamabrouk6943
      @boukharroubamabrouk6943 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @D4rkM4773r
      @D4rkM4773r 5 років тому +6

      I busted out laughing way too hard at this line hahaha 🤣😂

    • @arka4933
      @arka4933 4 роки тому

      Now that u mentioned it I died of laughter😂

    • @m31vin
      @m31vin 4 роки тому

      This is dope.

  • @ArtyCraftZ
    @ArtyCraftZ 7 років тому +728

    "The way you support free markets simulates my private sector."
    Best libertarian pickup line ever.

  • @svetaahmetova5508
    @svetaahmetova5508 3 роки тому +41

    - I have a boyfriend!
    - Is he a millionaire as well?
    - Actually he is.
    - 😑

  • @mattfreeman9909
    @mattfreeman9909 8 років тому +812

    "I can take you to china overnight girl and have you back to class" best line

  • @darius6135
    @darius6135 8 років тому +1776

    and is your bf a multimillionare aswell? -actually he is. lol

    • @nelsonnong3189
      @nelsonnong3189 7 років тому +335

      And he goes like "Are you a gold digger" I'm dead😂😂

    • @theindianaccent8652
      @theindianaccent8652 7 років тому +34

      Deadpool even first lady is gold digger.

    • @biker3762
      @biker3762 7 років тому +24

      100K IS ALO5t for normal people bu not for big millionaires

    • @xfangzy8649
      @xfangzy8649 7 років тому +5

      The chances

    • @Frosst
      @Frosst 7 років тому +10

      Darkside Sider right, there’s people making 100k A MONTH 😂 they shit on these lawyers

  • @BabyBalla3score
    @BabyBalla3score 8 років тому +1901

    that suit looks like it costs $30

    • @ronald3able
      @ronald3able 8 років тому +93

      its the way its pressed that makes it look attractive

    • @ATA-wi2lh
      @ATA-wi2lh 8 років тому +184

      what does a cheap suit look like? im actually about to buy my first one and i dont want people saying it looks like $30

    • @BabyBalla3score
      @BabyBalla3score 8 років тому +28

      the fabric looks so thin and flimsy. his suit jacket is way to short yet baggy at the same time. I'm not really sure who would wear a suit like that and not get it tailored either. How would anyone believe that he was a millionaire wearing that

    • @toooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
      @toooooooooooooooooooooooooooom 8 років тому +23

      My whole suit, Jacket, shirt, pants and shoes cost around $640

    • @ATA-wi2lh
      @ATA-wi2lh 8 років тому

      i just ordered one of the cheaper suits from brooks brothers. how are those?

  • @417_arka9
    @417_arka9 4 роки тому +3

    3:20 he just got the girls number by speaking trash 😂😂😂

  • @seanlyder3023
    @seanlyder3023 5 років тому +615

    I've got 15 different suits
    proceeds to name 16 different colours

  • @rafatulhauque7782
    @rafatulhauque7782 6 років тому +183

    "I could take you to China overnight girl and have you back for class!"
    My goodness! The level of confidence!

  • @SedateTube
    @SedateTube 6 років тому +1405

    *BY THE WAY my name's JAHN*

  • @davidKeever
    @davidKeever 3 роки тому +12

    “I can take you to China over night, girl, and get you back in time for class!” 😂😂🤣😭

  • @AustinPage08
    @AustinPage08 8 років тому +2466

    lol a lawyer without a business card

    • @ahsonyousef4636
      @ahsonyousef4636 7 років тому +66

      Austin Page well... it could be possible

    • @dronutube6698
      @dronutube6698 7 років тому +233

      idon't even she was a lawyer, she still must be going to school. lol. which lawyer sat n have a drink in shiny day! they work!

    • @magatrump8600
      @magatrump8600 7 років тому +176

      She probably just didn't want to give out her number...

    • @rubberband9570
      @rubberband9570 7 років тому +3

      Mike Blarney try again

    • @P11Bass
      @P11Bass 7 років тому +3

      Dem F well said

  • @manweezy4823
    @manweezy4823 5 років тому +2570

    Are you a gold digger?
    “no im a lawyer”
    Did she think he was asking if she worked in the mines? lol wut

    • @billyfishskin7735
      @billyfishskin7735 5 років тому +395

      Mirror Man she's implying that she has an actual job and makes her own big bucks

    • @benhauenstein8249
      @benhauenstein8249 5 років тому +21

      @Bobs Joes 3 years ago this video was posted and you happen to make the same comment as someone else at the exact same time.. don't play the lottery^^

    • @diegotr1903
      @diegotr1903 5 років тому +16

      Aren't lawyers hold diggers?

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @iiSnipez
      @iiSnipez 5 років тому

      Mirror Man no being a gold digger means when you use a person for loads of money and get loads of stuff then possibly dump

  • @mouadmarouan1482
    @mouadmarouan1482 8 років тому +426

    Go to a girl and tell her to help you scratching your back , when she's done tell her " that's what happens when you spend your day sleeping on money"

    • @mouadmarouan1482
      @mouadmarouan1482 8 років тому +7

      Harambe

    • @calvinblanes1574
      @calvinblanes1574 8 років тому

      2 lon

    • @sadubros
      @sadubros 8 років тому +5

      I don't get it and I feel dumb for not getting it

    • @ixii0003
      @ixii0003 8 років тому

      sadubros same LOL

    • @Jabbaz03
      @Jabbaz03 8 років тому +2

      i guess.. having your back physicly on money makes your back itch

  • @thunderx479
    @thunderx479 Рік тому +1

    3:51 That evil laugh start's😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronjackson2780
    @aaronjackson2780 5 років тому +259

    "Around here, the cars stop for the rich." Proceeds to take other dude into certain death 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @arelectrical11
      @arelectrical11 4 роки тому +3

      In india everyone is rich then

    • @lakshuknowmeright9215
      @lakshuknowmeright9215 4 роки тому +5

      Ahmed Raza lol great but Indian rupee isn't valid in usa ,usa dollar is 70 in India😂lol

    • @susanachavez23
      @susanachavez23 4 роки тому +1

      Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @gill4liife
    @gill4liife 7 років тому +1418

    First girl was 👌

  • @TheDesiboyz12345
    @TheDesiboyz12345 7 років тому +481

    Imagine if the car didn't stop at 3:35 lol 😂😂

  • @justaguy5615
    @justaguy5615 3 роки тому +10

    Legends used to say "Don't ask women her age "
    But this dude never listened to them..

  • @babejjones9808
    @babejjones9808 7 років тому +462

    34 year old was the best looking woman in the whole video

  • @juandonjuanhan
    @juandonjuanhan 8 років тому +1655

    My name's John and I'm fucking homeless

    • @JesusLovesHisSheep
      @JesusLovesHisSheep 8 років тому

      Good looks

    • @quettapranksterzmix.6032
      @quettapranksterzmix.6032 7 років тому +28

      John LaG i dont give a fuck bro you are young you dont need to say i m fucking homeless you should say i m a real man and i will work untill i give my mom everything she deserves

    • @juandonjuanhan
      @juandonjuanhan 7 років тому +16

      I do work, two jobs, and I'm also training to compete in MMA. But for three weeks I did live out of a car.

    • @quettapranksterzmix.6032
      @quettapranksterzmix.6032 7 років тому +14

      Nice bro work hard untill buy everything your mom deserves

    • @motivationalvideos3696
      @motivationalvideos3696 7 років тому +40

      you can stay at my place

  • @AkJayGaming
    @AkJayGaming 8 років тому +346

    Introduce your self to a girl and get her number then two seconds later do it all over like it never happen with a different personality.

  • @Itsmemanthesnk
    @Itsmemanthesnk 3 роки тому +33

    "John" The most common white boy name you'll ever find in America. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoHalfSlams
    @NoHalfSlams 8 років тому +943

    Get someone to ask what your name is and reply with "Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez"
    edit: why the fuck does this have over 200 likes lmao just subscribe to my youtube channel instead
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @WaylonCarruthers
    @WaylonCarruthers 8 років тому +1062

    LOL. Her bf is not a baseball player and she's not a lawyer.

    • @lighto2240
      @lighto2240 8 років тому +40

      We will never know

    • @ViperFoe
      @ViperFoe 8 років тому +4

      I'm a baseball player i'm famouz

    • @fknight
      @fknight 8 років тому +5

      +Proclaim And that's on the higher end!

    • @amyrobbins972
      @amyrobbins972 8 років тому

      +upermans DAAAAAammmmnnnnn!

    • @EvanTrace
      @EvanTrace 8 років тому

      even minor league players make millions over their career so it's not farfetched to think she dates a pro baseball player, even if they're not major league.

  • @anthonyrosales8456
    @anthonyrosales8456 7 років тому +73

    "I can take ya to China overnight girl and take you back to class" lmao

  • @galaxy7mobile90
    @galaxy7mobile90 3 роки тому +2

    0:44 that lady her voice is so cool I love it😅😅

  • @AkshdeepSinghoney
    @AkshdeepSinghoney 8 років тому +614

    Say to someone Driving a sports car/ luxury car, "you are so poor" and then do the devil laugh.

    • @Pebphiz
      @Pebphiz 8 років тому +4

      First he has to find someone driving one of those cars, and in a context where he can talk to them.

    • @MXL.14
      @MXL.14 8 років тому +1

      I'm sure he can

    • @AkshdeepSinghoney
      @AkshdeepSinghoney 8 років тому +2

      right buddy, i will change that back :)

    • @alidamoki
      @alidamoki 8 років тому

      Akshdeep Singh haha

    • @erenjaeger9231
      @erenjaeger9231 8 років тому

      Wtf that'll be so rude

  • @farpranks7896
    @farpranks7896 8 років тому +260

    Ask for a girls number. When you get it tell her that her digits is your amount in your bank account.

  • @joskirin136
    @joskirin136 5 років тому +498

    Six figures? i also have six figures. its 1,000.00

  • @KiranSharma-yv4dc
    @KiranSharma-yv4dc 3 роки тому +43

    He earned around 2 million dollars from this channel in last 5 years, thats why he is confident 🖖

    • @yigitkaya7524
      @yigitkaya7524 2 роки тому

      you didn't count sponsorships etc

    • @Fabi-es1xy
      @Fabi-es1xy 2 роки тому +3

      that is not the reason he is confident, the success and money came BECAUSE he's so confident

  • @mackbobo
    @mackbobo 8 років тому +141

    WEARING AN ARMANI SUIT IS ONE THING, BEING ABLE TO CARRY YOURSELF IN ONE IS ANOTHER.

    • @biker3762
      @biker3762 7 років тому +6

      i respect more a millionaire that is able to just be humble and wear normal shorts then having to wear expensive suits all the time

    • @kamalmondal6865
      @kamalmondal6865 7 років тому

      i am dying of laughter now.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Santiago_sose
    @Santiago_sose 7 років тому +525

    He is like Barney Stinson from 'How I met your mother'

  • @clementdeschandol6930
    @clementdeschandol6930 8 років тому +242

    I saw him this morning 2am in the streets of Shanghai

    • @shouldigetit
      @shouldigetit 8 років тому +60

      Juan or just somejuan that looks like him?

    • @Kvss3R
      @Kvss3R 8 років тому +3

      There is just One Juan, Plz don't be disrespectful...

    • @bloodycinpehile
      @bloodycinpehile 8 років тому +1

      You could pick up a lot more girls in Shanghai for being rich.

    • @dimitrios1798
      @dimitrios1798 8 років тому +5

      he didn't see juan, he saw john.

    • @manuelluna2825
      @manuelluna2825 8 років тому

      pyramid scheme. start by saying I used to wear what you are wearing, until I created my own company from scratch.

  • @ssasiOffl
    @ssasiOffl 3 місяці тому +1

    1:36 Dude switched to 🌚 Language 😂

  • @VideoPerfection
    @VideoPerfection 8 років тому +313

    I don't know why but this comment will get 100 likes

    • @najkinsta
      @najkinsta 8 років тому +24

      no

    • @antidot2324
      @antidot2324 8 років тому

      nah

    • @cassio2034
      @cassio2034 8 років тому

      You ain't Harambe you fraud

    • @azamhai
      @azamhai 8 років тому +1

      No but this will

    • @and1fer
      @and1fer 8 років тому

      BECAUSE HARAMBE'S DICK IS OUT!

  • @anandthirunagari8235
    @anandthirunagari8235 8 років тому +536

    i have to admit your a pretty good looking dude so obviously its easy to get digits lol

    • @gursewaksingh431
      @gursewaksingh431 7 років тому +137

      stever urkle the way he talks to women is ridiculously smooth as well bro

    • @insertnamehere7410
      @insertnamehere7410 7 років тому +74

      Gursewak Singh
      True, I met people who look butt ugly but were so smooth and funny with girls and get their digits.

    • @imnotcomingbackimtoostoned639
      @imnotcomingbackimtoostoned639 7 років тому +3

      Gursewak Singh oops, did I do that? Steve urkles voice😂😂😂

    • @trevorkibala6280
      @trevorkibala6280 7 років тому +3

      y’all sus...😂this dude funny tho not saying he isnt

    • @AJGabbo
      @AJGabbo 6 років тому

      Or having a lot o money insted...

  • @KaiKusters
    @KaiKusters 7 років тому +287

    At 4:37 friend zoned

    • @togeka6295
      @togeka6295 6 років тому +18

      The situation is far more complex...
      They guy didnt dare to mention relatiomship else he could really get friendzoned if the girl wasnt ready...
      The girls brain wasnt capable of this...if u look closely she turned for the rich guy kinda avoiding her friend... The boy is now really mad on her...singel for further 10 years... RIP

    • @sethgyellins
      @sethgyellins 5 років тому +8

      @justin hedges i bet you look like a model yourself

    • @doubley1538
      @doubley1538 5 років тому

      Lol 🤣

    • @MrAndyCarlos
      @MrAndyCarlos 5 років тому +1

      @justin hedges I'm into black ones

  • @shankskhongsai9085
    @shankskhongsai9085 3 роки тому +25

    Everybody is a gangsta untill the reall millionaire shows up.

  • @dPoncep
    @dPoncep 8 років тому +96

    HOMEGIRL SAID HER DUDE MAKES TWO (2) FIGURES A MONTH 😂😂😂💀

    • @RetrospectionMan
      @RetrospectionMan 8 років тому +41

      She said "soon", not two.

    • @dPoncep
      @dPoncep 8 років тому +1

      Lmao I swore she said two. That's unfortunate

    • @kevymoranski3887
      @kevymoranski3887 8 років тому +1

      + david ponce - you are right, homegirl said 2. 2 it is!

    • @kevymoranski3887
      @kevymoranski3887 8 років тому +1

      Dick Silvio,
      listen tough guy, can you talk like that with blood in your mouth? We heard 2, two. Stop acting.

    • @ChristopherDaSilvaiscool
      @ChristopherDaSilvaiscool 8 років тому

      lol

  • @sumannath99
    @sumannath99 5 років тому +450

    His CONFIDENCE LEVEL IS VERY HIGH but the SUIT looks CHEAP...

    • @thee12th
      @thee12th 5 років тому +11

      Suman Nath shut up noob

    • @あなた以外の誰でもない
      @あなた以外の誰でもない 5 років тому +36

      U THINK its cheap. but actually tho, how did u notice its cheap? idk anything about it

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 5 років тому +26

      AnTen OldWords It doesn’t fit him properly and looks quite baggy.

    • @adamhassan385
      @adamhassan385 5 років тому +21

      @@あなた以外の誰でもない an expensive suit would be handmade for him and it would fit alot ebtter

    • @vipsvipsa1330
      @vipsvipsa1330 4 роки тому +1

      Stfu you idiot

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 8 років тому +677

    dude I'm dying. this shit is so funny. glad I found your channel

  • @anintellectualbeing6761
    @anintellectualbeing6761 3 роки тому +2

    0:32"Let's get outta here"
    -classic line from Ryan goslings character in crazy stupid love

  • @livankoeyers5903
    @livankoeyers5903 7 років тому +182

    I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account

  • @johnnyyash1130
    @johnnyyash1130 5 років тому +135

    I like that quick line, "I own the Wells Fargo building"

  • @akarstri552
    @akarstri552 8 років тому +92

    Hey girls, do you want to see my BIG bank account ? :)

    • @Mickk4224
      @Mickk4224 8 років тому +2

      non merci :hap:

    • @akarstri552
      @akarstri552 8 років тому +1

      OnchoBob La chankla :-(

    • @rjcros
      @rjcros 8 років тому +2

      hugh mongus bank account

    • @VeggieBond
      @VeggieBond 8 років тому +18

      Nigga u running in the minus

    • @rjcros
      @rjcros 8 років тому +2

      ZERO

  • @Will-xl7xp
    @Will-xl7xp 4 роки тому +1

    5:02 ya made the dude feel self-concious with that confidence

  • @philipehusani
    @philipehusani 5 років тому +114

    He plays baseball, she's a lawyer, Juan's face: I couldn't have picked a better person
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ClipFrenzys
    @ClipFrenzys 8 років тому +57

    Wanna hear a joke
    My videos

    • @kimpywid7054
      @kimpywid7054 8 років тому +2

      TypicalSkater hahahahahaha true

    • @antidot2324
      @antidot2324 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @tthbro
      @tthbro 8 років тому +1

      yeah they r shit ;D

    • @factionamateur4855
      @factionamateur4855 8 років тому +16

      i have another one,
      You.

    • @Jabbaz03
      @Jabbaz03 8 років тому +8

      veeery nice job trying to promote yourself.. please people, dont watch his videoes

  • @Mallrick
    @Mallrick 8 років тому +732

    yea bro you can definetly look like a milionaire in that 100$ suit...

    • @Ulas_Aldag
      @Ulas_Aldag 8 років тому +218

      Mallrick yeah it's not like everbody knows the difference between a 100$ and a 3000$ suit

    • @slicvm
      @slicvm 8 років тому +136

      Ulaş Aldağ The first girl might have.

    • @PhonkSlayerY
      @PhonkSlayerY 7 років тому +4

      yeah

    • @pookiedig
      @pookiedig 7 років тому +2

      lol how do you know

    • @keshon79
      @keshon79 7 років тому +5

      Ulaş Aldağ I'm pretty sure he has more than 3000 tho from just his youtube

  • @bcandidvisuals
    @bcandidvisuals 4 роки тому +1

    4:27 that line will NEVER work again🤣

  • @MarksTech
    @MarksTech 8 років тому +17

    do you have a card with your personal number on it? LMFAO BRUH that shit was smoother than butter on ice

  • @bryanjoseph44
    @bryanjoseph44 8 років тому +247

    Damn 34 she looks like she's 18

    • @f6oomy986
      @f6oomy986 7 років тому +58

      You mean , 18 year olds nowadays look like 34 years old :) fact

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 7 років тому +1

      Always subtract 5-6 years for a girl to get her age if a girl looks 18 she is most probably underage .

    • @insa.kohlbecker
      @insa.kohlbecker 7 років тому +3

      No she doesn't

    • @TheAndrew600
      @TheAndrew600 6 років тому +1

      Bryan Joseph i am 24 and i look like i am 19 or 18.

    • @Norcal1990
      @Norcal1990 6 років тому +2

      Bryan Joseph 18? Now U trippn

  • @clarkbalte0329
    @clarkbalte0329 8 років тому +349

    how many girls on ur contacts now ? 😂😂

  • @rebeccamayer1287
    @rebeccamayer1287 3 роки тому +18

    "Everyone treats you better when you are pretty." How sad the world has become huh? The ugly people get put into the shadows..

    • @clashroyalegamer8014
      @clashroyalegamer8014 3 роки тому +4

      She sees kinda stupid not gonna lie. If you are a millionaire you can easily get plastic surgeries to make yourself attractive

    • @rebeccamayer1287
      @rebeccamayer1287 3 роки тому

      @@clashroyalegamer8014 Yes that is true (if they choose that way), but it's just wrong you know?

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 3 роки тому

      @@clashroyalegamer8014 If you are very pretty you can easily become a millionaire.

    • @unrelentingpest
      @unrelentingpest 3 роки тому

      @@clashroyalegamer8014 Thats so stupid lmao. Not really how that works man, plastic surgery can fix some things but doesn't make you very attractive

  • @aghoyeraghimi3648
    @aghoyeraghimi3648 8 років тому +76

    +ThatWasEpic Your works are not only funny, but ethical too. A rare combination!

  • @brilliazz
    @brilliazz 5 років тому +23

    Girl: I'm a lawyer
    : oh great, I like you more now 😄😄

  • @HasnainKhanhk
    @HasnainKhanhk 7 років тому +369

    You have so much confidence... a fan from pakistan :)

    • @MulMhmm
      @MulMhmm 6 років тому +8

      TheGreat Gatsby why you telling him

    • @lillemegpower2621
      @lillemegpower2621 6 років тому +21

      TheGreat Gatsby calm down, before I smack your ass

    • @Gk22632
      @Gk22632 6 років тому +16

      TheGreat Gatsby STFU trailer trash

    • @ALe72996
      @ALe72996 6 років тому +3

      What a piece of shit you and that 1 person who liked your comment are.

    • @gravity6316
      @gravity6316 6 років тому +5

      Anthony Le he liked his own comment

  • @Quwv397
    @Quwv397 2 роки тому +5

    3:11 just made my day Lmaoo

  • @KrishMod520
    @KrishMod520 6 років тому +10

    "Are you a gold digger?"
    "No he plays baseball"

  • @C_itsNemo
    @C_itsNemo 8 років тому +107

    The first girl was lying her ass off what lawyer works a second job

    • @jeromejohnson5412
      @jeromejohnson5412 8 років тому

      lol, right!

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 8 років тому +9

      why would she? She seemed genuine, dont be jealous you fcks

    • @C_itsNemo
      @C_itsNemo 8 років тому +11

      Rafael Mertin if you thought that was genuine you're more gullible than I thought

    • @swamplife3148
      @swamplife3148 7 років тому +15

      She's definitely lying. She wasn't even wearing a suit!

    • @marcusmelton2295
      @marcusmelton2295 7 років тому +2

      NcBaLL3r she could have been on a break 😂

  • @stashphl5348
    @stashphl5348 7 років тому +92

    Use a suit, and use Barney lines from how I met your mother.

    • @mms3253
      @mms3253 6 років тому

      Damn that would be something

  • @r34p3r_here
    @r34p3r_here Рік тому +2

    that private sector one killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikesalas3994
    @mikesalas3994 8 років тому +418

    walk up to a girl and ask her to spell "me". After she spells it say "no but with the d" wait for her to say "there's no d in me" then you say "not yet"

    • @kevymoranski3887
      @kevymoranski3887 8 років тому +26

      + Miguel Saladbar -
      I did that to my Gma and she said, "No cookies for you!"

    • @icrazy2x895
      @icrazy2x895 8 років тому

      Miguel Salazar he already did that

    • @emmalante9430
      @emmalante9430 8 років тому +1

      when

    • @ican384
      @ican384 7 років тому +2

      I fell for that in maths last year I swear to god, except I screamed it *facepalm* I did laugh at myself, I mean it was funny

    • @cordeea7880
      @cordeea7880 7 років тому +2

      Miguel Salazar that would be cringe

  • @ElevenKings
    @ElevenKings 8 років тому +22

    Even though he was "rejected" by the girls, he made their day... Class act Johnny; and the lawyer... She was diggin' the shit out of you, she lied.

    • @ponyio
      @ponyio 2 роки тому

      She actually didn’t lie

  • @donellweaver7228
    @donellweaver7228 8 років тому +78

    The first girl Emily is a hottie

    • @sluntcayer7521
      @sluntcayer7521 8 років тому +1

      Donell Weaver yeah I agree. He should go back to hit her up.

    • @donellweaver7228
      @donellweaver7228 8 років тому +1

      + Slunt Cayer I know right he should but to bad she has a boyfriend

    • @Rilo4466
      @Rilo4466 8 років тому +2

      Donell Weaver I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is one of the most powerful pitchers in the mlb... Zach grenkie

    • @donellweaver7228
      @donellweaver7228 8 років тому

      Rilo4466 Oh yeah I forgot she said her boyfriend is a pitcher that is in MLB she didn't say his name right even though you said Zach Grenkie

    • @sluntcayer7521
      @sluntcayer7521 8 років тому

      Donell Weaver he can steal her away. Yeet.

  • @truthdetector4036
    @truthdetector4036 Рік тому +1

    some of those girls were like "this has to be a joke that he said I was very attractive"

  • @AnlaufGleitgel
    @AnlaufGleitgel 8 років тому +191

    best prankster on yt!!

    • @jackcarter4844
      @jackcarter4844 8 років тому

      yeah man

    • @hannah6492
      @hannah6492 8 років тому

      for sure ;)

    • @cubiccuber8163
      @cubiccuber8163 7 років тому +2

      And BigDawsTV!!

    • @aricklimbu5115
      @aricklimbu5115 7 років тому

      Cubic Cuber yet

    • @goncalomiguel1384
      @goncalomiguel1384 7 років тому

      ArnoKom you are joking.. right? Dont be dumb. You should check vitaly from vitalyzdtv, he is WAY better than this guy. Trust me

  • @followjesus1647
    @followjesus1647 7 років тому +163

    no matter what they say you have a good comeback ... if they said, im going to Mars you'd say in a split second.... thats great, im based in Mars you can look me up :-)

  • @emmanuelsebua1445
    @emmanuelsebua1445 5 років тому +20

    Sounds like a sales man.
    Smooth operator...

  • @Dimitriibe
    @Dimitriibe 4 роки тому +17

    Ever since September of last year I can't stop watching your videos. You're great man.😂

  • @justdreyycamacho6437
    @justdreyycamacho6437 5 років тому +6

    John:I’m very rich
    Me:I’m very poor
    John:throws money in my face

  • @wakilinathannjoroge835
    @wakilinathannjoroge835 5 років тому +18

    The first girl is Emily Kuchar, wife to Zack Greinke. She wasn't lying

  • @PasswordHackerz
    @PasswordHackerz 8 років тому +10

    "I don't work for money, money works for me"

  • @hirakjy
    @hirakjy 4 роки тому +1

    3:10 the confidence level though 🤩

  • @DarinDmarkovic1
    @DarinDmarkovic1 3 роки тому +14

    I love the way he games that Emily, she basically said no, but she was def intrigued

  • @COD4helpfulbody
    @COD4helpfulbody 7 років тому +6

    Oh my god man, i lost it at the ID joke, "Give that back later" Lmao

  • @momentum9824
    @momentum9824 8 років тому +37

    " I own the wells Fargo building " hahaha !! 😁
    that was smart and fast speech ✅🆒💯

  • @arthas9957
    @arthas9957 4 роки тому +2

    4:40 Sir this scene is the most memorable banter/dead serious face of all time
    I loved your acting