Did Johnny Joestar Become a Saint?

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  • @tristanwindham1891
    @tristanwindham1891 7 років тому +2281

    you could say johnny is still rolling in his grave to this day

    • @xForts
      @xForts  7 років тому +272

      +Tristan Windham incredible

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 7 років тому +191

      *Spinning in his grave*
      Fixed that for you...

    • @The_VanDal
      @The_VanDal 6 років тому +50

      God you took the wrong son

    • @michaelsayavong2656
      @michaelsayavong2656 5 років тому +27

      “Rolling “ Limp Bizkit strikes again.

    • @chilledoutluke
      @chilledoutluke 5 років тому +10

      Rock n' rolling

  • @rainevermore4683
    @rainevermore4683 7 років тому +528

    I recall Johnny saying that he prayed every single days in the hope that they could live another day. So I wouldn't say he wasn't devoted at all personally.

    • @One-Punch_Man
      @One-Punch_Man 5 років тому +90

      Yo, I know I'm two years late. But I think it was said somewhere during a time skip montage that both of them pray every night that they live to see another day since the journey was always filled with danger.

    • @naufalmarsa2426
      @naufalmarsa2426 5 років тому +3

      @@One-Punch_Man where is it?i didnt see it in manga

    • @One-Punch_Man
      @One-Punch_Man 5 років тому +58

      @@naufalmarsa2426 it's one of the final intermission chapters. I forgot what chapter it is, but it's near the end. Before the fight against Valentine.

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 3 роки тому +4

      @@One-Punch_Man Literally the final chapter 95: The World of Stars and Stripes.

    • @rudys.artous5477
      @rudys.artous5477 3 роки тому

      @@naufalmarsa2426 the last chapter of steel ball run

  • @forgettablenonsense9590
    @forgettablenonsense9590 5 років тому +1221

    Pucci: So you met Jesus
    Johnny: yep
    Pucci: what did he tell you
    Johnny:kill the damn president

    • @JosukeHigashikata4
      @JosukeHigashikata4 4 роки тому +37

      Underrated comment

    • @gitgudscrubadub4941
      @gitgudscrubadub4941 4 роки тому +38

      I support jesuses message (trump era)

    • @rutracking
      @rutracking 4 роки тому +9

      when did he tell him to kill the president

    • @Bardukas
      @Bardukas 4 роки тому +16

      Painfully accurate

    • @LiarLiarPlantsforHire
      @LiarLiarPlantsforHire 4 роки тому +18

      @@rutracking well jesus told johnny if his heart was wavering do not shoot and johnny knew where to shoot, *after he kills the president's dead* jesus: no comment

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify 7 років тому +2819

    Jonathan was the true saint for Jojo

    • @NuggetMilitia1
      @NuggetMilitia1 7 років тому +96

      Karlos1234ify Well for the original universe.

    • @Karlos1234ify
      @Karlos1234ify 7 років тому +70

      You must be mistaken, it's obviously Kars.

    • @NuggetMilitia1
      @NuggetMilitia1 7 років тому +48

      Karlos1234ify nah fam it's Diavolo.

    • @jobbersupreme8720
      @jobbersupreme8720 7 років тому +154

      NuggetMiltia1 Nah Man We All Know Speedwagon Is Our Real God

    • @blueflare4139
      @blueflare4139 7 років тому +17

      Infinity Hand Chaotic Neutral ? Just a very sexy feminine crazy scientist

  • @utterclown1580
    @utterclown1580 5 років тому +1591

    "He didn't commit any miracles while he was alive"
    Ignoring the fact he literally walked and jumped while unable to use his legs

    • @someact2332
      @someact2332 4 роки тому +32

      I'm your 100th like enjoy spinning

    • @roberttrebor8455
      @roberttrebor8455 4 роки тому +6

      1 69 quoting a great man right here Niceeeee

    • @RyuzakiiScarlettAwakening
      @RyuzakiiScarlettAwakening 4 роки тому +12

      He didn’t do warmups

    • @yes-po1mo
      @yes-po1mo 4 роки тому +18

      Imagine standing while in a wheelchair lmao

    • @riotowa
      @riotowa 4 роки тому +5

      But the power of spin helped him do that

  • @lieunguyen5370
    @lieunguyen5370 6 років тому +1610

    Part 9: Jesus Christ is the first Joestar and fights the romans

    • @monarchblue4280
      @monarchblue4280 5 років тому +140

      He fights Satan with DA SAINTO

    • @jotarokujo4901
      @jotarokujo4901 5 років тому +80

      Joshua Joseph=JoJo

    • @theredcomet844
      @theredcomet844 5 років тому +38

      Jesus didn’t fight the Romans, he fought his own people.

    • @blender11th
      @blender11th 5 років тому +24

      @@monarchblue4280 you see, there are silent "Jo" s in front of Jesus amd Christ, ni ine wrote it down because writing was wonky back then.

    • @yesahgreger848
      @yesahgreger848 5 років тому +15

      JEOJEO

  • @snakeinthegrass453
    @snakeinthegrass453 7 років тому +5059

    Part 9 is gonna be about Jòse Joestar, a catholic Mexican who is the second coming of Christ. His stand? 「JESUS WALKS」
    Edit: I’m glad people liked this comment, fr though we need more Jesus and we need the introduction of Yeezus into Jojo.

    • @oluave2211
      @oluave2211 7 років тому +295

      The Coachella Candidate You're on to something

    • @tacosalvapor9264
      @tacosalvapor9264 7 років тому +359

      I'd buy that shit.

    • @wankthedank157
      @wankthedank157 7 років тому +187

      The Coachella Candidate as a hispanic I would love to see this.

    • @Arcangel2992
      @Arcangel2992 7 років тому +127

      Is that a mothaphucking Kanye West reference?

    • @foffingCh.
      @foffingCh. 7 років тому +91

      My stand's ultimate ability! [THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE]

  • @MrJedroi258
    @MrJedroi258 7 років тому +1228

    Part 9: Alternative Enrico Pucci becomes a pope and canonize St. Johnny

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 5 років тому +36

      Weren’t all versions of of Pucci were wiped from existence when he died during the universe reset?

    • @theduobird3747
      @theduobird3747 5 років тому +12

      @@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 r/wooooosh

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 5 років тому +4

      The duo bird No u

    • @theduobird3747
      @theduobird3747 5 років тому +6

      @@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 uno reverse card

    • @theboss3721
      @theboss3721 5 років тому +16

      turbulentMastermind part 7, 8 take in a different universe form part 1-6.
      In fact part 7-8 is the base universe and part 1-6 is a alternative one

  • @AlluMan96
    @AlluMan96 7 років тому +1120

    Johnny Joestar truly was the best JoJo protagonist. People like to throw "Selfish" and "sociopath" at him when hating on the guy, but honestly, that's exactly what makes him better character than just about every Joestar. He's actually human. It's refreshing to see a character that for once reacts to past tragedy with a rational, middle-road reaction. His behavior, motivation and personality are all imperfect. He does fight for himself and he will make bad decisions, but is ultimately a caring enough person to give a shit, still concerned for the safety of his allies and what people like Valentine cause. This is to say nothing about his relationship with Gyro, which is where the character gets *really* good. I sometimes get tired of the squeaky-clean protagonists, always in the white against the obvious villains. Johnny is that breakaway from that mentality.

    • @mergeads
      @mergeads 6 років тому +58

      Being human doesnt give you the right to let your self be an asshole ,sociopath etc .Being weak minded allows you to be that which is evil

    • @nanusantos1696
      @nanusantos1696 6 років тому +221

      Not to mention that JOJOLION SPOILERS, even after his part wraps up and he matures and develops as a person, he stills shows himself to be flawed and vulnerable, and he makes one last selfish act to save his wife, using the holy corpe on her, something unthinkable for most of JoJo's protagonist, mostly after their parts are over, and after seeing the consequences of said act, he comes full circle, acknowledges his mistake and gives his life to fix it. He was making mistakes and learning from them to the very end, he never truly stopped evolving, that's amazingly human for a JoJo protagonist.

    • @brodyupton9155
      @brodyupton9155 6 років тому +32

      To be honest part 7 isn't my favourite part but Johnny is my favourite charecter

    • @stuff2959
      @stuff2959 6 років тому +21

      No jotaro best jojo
      Said by watchmojo which i agree
      Just kidding this messege was jojoke

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 5 років тому +8

      Still means Johnny is a selfish asshole.

  • @johnwhittington2998
    @johnwhittington2998 7 років тому +1029

    You know what he did become. A Cripple

    • @qualityqueen3753
      @qualityqueen3753 7 років тому +60

      Mr. Blobby Actually no he regained the use of his legs at the end of part 7

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 7 років тому +20

      Quality Queen I know.

    • @qualityqueen3753
      @qualityqueen3753 7 років тому +91

      Mr. Blobby So he didn't become a cripple ! *licks* This is the taste of a liar !

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 7 років тому +64

      Quality Queen *Giorno Sweat Face Intensifies*

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 7 років тому +41

      Well he wasn't walking after the rock fell on his head.

  • @lyn2046
    @lyn2046 4 роки тому +208

    “Johnny is the most evil jojo”
    *proceeds to save his kid with his stand and dies because of the disease his son had*

    • @giuseppeagresta1425
      @giuseppeagresta1425 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah, that's his final act of redemption

    • @ahorribleterribleperson
      @ahorribleterribleperson 4 роки тому +51

      I don't think he is evil, I think he is neutral or morally grey. He has a goal to walk again, and that is neither an evil or good goal. He would do anything to achieve that goal whether it means he be kind to people or he kills people. And while funny valentine has a better goal than johnny, funny valentine has worse morals than johnny. Johnny can actually care about people and would actually trust and protect people if they are good, funny valentine would kill people regardless of how good they are.

    • @ahorribleterribleperson
      @ahorribleterribleperson 4 роки тому +27

      @JUSTIN SHARP being the "most evil jojo" and actually being evil are 2 different things.

    • @johnnyjoestar4392
      @johnnyjoestar4392 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @wonderofugobeyond174
      @wonderofugobeyond174 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyjoestar4392 hi

  • @Darkpentagrams
    @Darkpentagrams 7 років тому +718

    I want to see Jesus and Judas fight Jotaro vs DIO style

    • @makzionut7096
      @makzionut7096 5 років тому +90

      That Judas, is the taste of a liar.

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 5 років тому +26

      Stand name [JUDAS PRIEST]

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 5 років тому +11

      Why not Jesus vs satan?

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 5 років тому +27

      @@feliciaf8 Giorno vs Diavolo?

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 5 років тому +1

      @@crystalalumina what?

  • @katsuyajoe4410
    @katsuyajoe4410 7 років тому +467

    If Johnny really did become a saint, it would perhaps explain the wall eye phenomenon happening since in theory (based on my knowledge, which may be wrong) if Johnny's corpse resides in Morioh, wouldn't it make the whole area a sort of Devil's Palm? if so that would also explain why people are getting stands all over. Or it could be something related to both that and the rotation. Idk just spitballing ideas here.

    • @NeumaghAnon
      @NeumaghAnon 7 років тому +153

      Azathothothothoth Ocalypse JOSUKE HAS A CORPSE PART FROM JOHNNY. THE BALLS.

    • @moment-zj5qt
      @moment-zj5qt 6 років тому +45

      Fyrewound THE BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLZZZ

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 6 років тому +18

      Fyrewound oh god

    • @artispace2329
      @artispace2329 5 років тому +5

      Yep,that's how stands appear in Jojolion

    • @nottrottyy5330
      @nottrottyy5330 5 років тому

      Yo this true?

  • @SludgeTheLove
    @SludgeTheLove 7 років тому +3471

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ZEGODHAND REFERENCE??

    • @TheFuryHasCome
      @TheFuryHasCome 7 років тому +37

      ShadowMark Dick Is not crash.

    • @miguelsilva3640
      @miguelsilva3640 7 років тому +39

      Press F to Pay respects Do you
      read Berserk

    • @SludgeTheLove
      @SludgeTheLove 7 років тому +8

      Miguel Silva yes

    • @miguelsilva3640
      @miguelsilva3640 7 років тому +4

      Press F to Pay respects I didnt mean to ask on the responses to your comment I meant to ask xForts

    • @miguelsilva3640
      @miguelsilva3640 7 років тому +2

      Press F to Pay respects Good series though you got good taste

  • @SuperKamiGaming
    @SuperKamiGaming 7 років тому +291

    Johnny Joestar? More like I am a rock.

  • @jondean2729
    @jondean2729 7 років тому +861

    johnny 'not the bad guy'
    okay

    • @qualityqueen3753
      @qualityqueen3753 7 років тому +192

      Buy Pizza Mozarella a boring world where the concept of great songs doesn't exist at GyroZeppeli.com

    • @blitzbot24302
      @blitzbot24302 7 років тому

      jon dean g

    • @tristamp
      @tristamp 7 років тому +7

      jon dean Johnny "Still not the bad guy"
      M'kay

    • @AceTrainerLupi
      @AceTrainerLupi 6 років тому +3

      More like Johnny "B goode"

    • @caiosoares2834
      @caiosoares2834 6 років тому +7

      Is an alternative dimension where he talks about the famous series "meti's anormal adventures"?

  • @Blockyraps
    @Blockyraps 6 років тому +93

    Jonathan: I know the ripple!
    Gyro: *sips tea* well my muscly friend, I know a Crippled.
    Johnny: Whet?

  • @spankmybumandcallmedaddy3148
    @spankmybumandcallmedaddy3148 7 років тому +613

    Do you know what he did become?
    Crushed

    • @unowngamer9352
      @unowngamer9352 7 років тому +85

      Toby Lerone SHIEZAAAAH!!!!

    • @HoaNguyen-zl5hs
      @HoaNguyen-zl5hs 7 років тому +37

      Toby Lerone CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEYYY

    • @samueltort1540
      @samueltort1540 6 років тому

      Too soon. Way too soon.

    • @xensakura595
      @xensakura595 5 років тому +1

      SHIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      oh wait wrong part
      JOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @redzero627
      @redzero627 5 років тому

      Dio: IM GONNA ROLL ALL OVER YOU!

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 5 років тому +92

    JoJo has 2 saints:
    Jonathan Joestar and Robert E.O Speedwagon

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 років тому +10

      Or in the sbr universe: Johnny and Jesus Christ

    • @sammuelmccall56789
      @sammuelmccall56789 3 роки тому

      @@goggles8691 in the sbr there is more than two as stated by gyro.

  • @anglosaxiphone8246
    @anglosaxiphone8246 7 років тому +241

    Dire is a saint, obviously

    • @One-Punch_Man
      @One-Punch_Man 5 років тому +18

      First miracle: Able to create a move that's both the ultimate offense and defense
      Second miracle: Was able to attack with only his head after getting decapitated.
      Yep, Saint qualifications

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 7 років тому +84

    10:04
    gappy: lol no

  • @lordofthebuffalos1999
    @lordofthebuffalos1999 7 років тому +420

    johnny did nothing wrong his actions where justified all he wanted was a new wheelchair cause he couldn't get no bitches

  • @MuuShuwuu
    @MuuShuwuu 7 років тому +509

    Dire is a saint when

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl 7 років тому +7

      why though?

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl 7 років тому +12

      can't argue with that.

    • @VanAugerify
      @VanAugerify 7 років тому +47

      I mean...He did use Hamon while he was a frozen solid disembodied head, And threw a rose at DIO during that Id say those count as 2 miracles.

    • @booradley6832
      @booradley6832 7 років тому +46

      He shot the rose at DIO after death, thats one. He created the opening that allowed Jonathan to strike him, the only way he was defeated, thats two.
      Also he died in ~1889 and still gives me uncontrollable erections in 2017. I'd say he's got what it takes.

    • @sivvinod3187
      @sivvinod3187 4 роки тому +2

      Since thunder cross split attack

  • @martingonzalezcapriles3569
    @martingonzalezcapriles3569 4 роки тому +205

    Jesus's blood
    Amen tendency
    Christian crusaders
    My love for god is unbreakable
    Golden cross
    Going through the ocean
    Steel ball church
    Religiogion

    • @martingonzalezcapriles3569
      @martingonzalezcapriles3569 4 роки тому

      @@haia3019 lmao

    • @arafatkhan4234
      @arafatkhan4234 4 роки тому

      @@haia3019 yes

    • @longinus6182
      @longinus6182 4 роки тому +2

      @@haia3019man i really happy that no one did a bad reply about you're comment all what i see is hate for islam but i have a point part 6 is more the ocean breaker since it's in our religion

    • @MirandaDeSalamanca
      @MirandaDeSalamanca 4 роки тому

      @@haia3019 ah yes

    • @MirandaDeSalamanca
      @MirandaDeSalamanca 4 роки тому

      @@haia3019
      Someone:*kills a innocent family*
      Also him:why would muslims did this

  • @charlotteniblett4345
    @charlotteniblett4345 5 років тому +34

    The thing about Johnny is, he is the most human JoJo. All of his actions were extremely human and real to any person. Once he tasted fame he got cocky and lost his legs because of that and hit rock bottom but though the help of companions (Gyro) was able to regain his life and legs by actually learning lessons of life. Out of all the Joestars, he is the most human. He had human desires and fell prey to them which shows how much of a deeper character that he compared to others and by far the most 3d and well written.

  • @Wurmcreacher
    @Wurmcreacher 7 років тому +196

    Saint? maybe
    Terrorist? Probably
    Best jojo? Also probably (Jesus agrees)
    Sexiest fictional character? Most definitely

    • @q-_-p7270
      @q-_-p7270 5 років тому

      Ridley ILY Joseph

    • @One-Punch_Man
      @One-Punch_Man 5 років тому +26

      @@q-_-p7270 Johnny could be said to be a combination of Jonathan and Joseph. So in the end, we all win

    • @redreaper8652
      @redreaper8652 5 років тому

      Judging by your pfp I don't mind him being that

    • @shaleqsandre9733
      @shaleqsandre9733 5 років тому +8

      Dummy Thick?: Obviously

    • @Noah-hx9oi
      @Noah-hx9oi 3 роки тому

      @@One-Punch_Man Probably since Part 7 is a mix between Part 1 and 2 since we see returning characters from those parts (Avdolv, Johnathan Joestar, Strohiem) or new characters with similar name sakes (Rina, Gyro Zepili, Pocoloco) same goes for Part 8 being a combination of Parts 3 and 4 characters and settings wise and Part 9 being a combination of Parts 5 and 6 (Probably)

  • @builtdifferent3311
    @builtdifferent3311 5 років тому +13

    Johnny: *Exist*
    Rock: Im about to end this mans whole career

  • @obamacube4268
    @obamacube4268 4 роки тому +12

    The stardust crusaders: what could DIO's stand power be?
    Johnny, without a second thought: time

  • @sosomadman
    @sosomadman 5 років тому +17

    He was blessed, the area has been blessed by the corpse parts presences, and the infinite spin keeps it free from corruption/decay (pestilence)

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +8

    I just learned that:
    Johnny Joestar and Koichi Hirose share the same voice actor.
    No wonder their stand also has the same Act-Type of Stand.
    *Echoes Act 3 and Tusk Act 4.*

  • @HungryKestrel78
    @HungryKestrel78 7 років тому +76

    what a madman
    wew lad

  • @jeterpilled_memester
    @jeterpilled_memester 7 років тому +196

    You're up to something!
    Btw anybody thinking that the JoJolion main villain(the shady Rokakaka market boss) will be alternate universe Diavolo?

    • @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362
      @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 7 років тому +102

      DIO Brando nah its going to be dio again, but in a sailor costume

    • @TheFuryHasCome
      @TheFuryHasCome 7 років тому +38

      Father Pucci - Made in Heaven nah, it's Kars.

    • @nube1oscuras
      @nube1oscuras 7 років тому +19

      DIO Brando I hope it's Diavolo. I don't think part 5 did him much justice, as much I liked it.

    • @shumo7096
      @shumo7096 7 років тому +4

      Praise the Beef no,it will be Funny Valentine.

    • @ignisvis8867
      @ignisvis8867 7 років тому +41

      Praise the Beef wait.. are the Rock Humans the Pillarmen of Jojolion? [mindblown]

  • @vlagerio7921
    @vlagerio7921 7 років тому +15

    Thanks, I finally understood the link beetween Funny Valentine's Love Train (yeah, I know, it's technically Lucy Steel's stand) and Morioh land's equivalent exchange ability.

  • @weresmygun
    @weresmygun 7 років тому +117

    I can get what people can hate Johnny for being a douchebag but he redeems and reinvents himself through part 7

    • @trunksrocks1
      @trunksrocks1 7 років тому +36

      I disagree with Giorno being the worst Jojo, he's the most underwhelming JoJo. not the worst.

    • @weresmygun
      @weresmygun 7 років тому +4

      He's almost a non character

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 7 років тому +47

      No, he's just a more passive character. Not passive in the sense that he wouldn't hurt a fly, hell no, but passive in the sense that he doesn't actively do much because he works behind the scenes for the most part.
      Like father like son, amiright?

    • @lumif3564
      @lumif3564 6 років тому +2

      MetroidSigma No one is worse than Jonathan

    • @beanieboi7743
      @beanieboi7743 6 років тому +3

      ZorooarK he was very reactive but he was a legend

  • @Soratheheroplays
    @Soratheheroplays 7 років тому +151

    Imagine The Fidget Spinner in SBR.....
    With the Spin.....

    • @LrdHeadass
      @LrdHeadass 6 років тому +3

      tornadocaine. Tornado hurricaine.

    • @emmanuelperez1516
      @emmanuelperez1516 6 років тому +19

      K/Olivi you mean tusk act 4 REQUIEM?

    • @The_VanDal
      @The_VanDal 6 років тому +10

      Tusk act 5 ?

    • @lurien7118
      @lurien7118 4 роки тому +1

      Valentine:*nervous sweating*

  • @tiagocosmos
    @tiagocosmos 5 років тому +4

    I feel like we were all robbed of a gag where Johnny and Gyro have to stop at a nail salon so Johnny can get a mani/pedi.

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 7 років тому +114

    So, this is a theory of mine, but think about what the physical corpse of Jesus Christ existing on Earth would do to the dogma of the Catholic Church. It's widely accepted in the fandom that both Jonathan and Joseph were raised Catholic, and much of Parts 5 and 6 can be interpreted as Catholic allegory. The church believes Jesus never left a corpse, and ascended in body and spirit. And yet, in Steel Ball Run, here is living proof that's not the case. So, what would that effect? Would the Catholic Church be the establishment that we know in today's society, through the lens of the Steel Ball Run universe? Or, would Mormonism take hold as the dominant Christian sect, given their held belief that Jesus at one time walked on American soil?
    What I'm saying is don't be surprised if Part 9 takes place in Missouri during the end times, and JoJo's was just a long con by Araki to spread the gospel of the Latter-Day Saints.

    • @foffingCh.
      @foffingCh. 7 років тому +17

      It could just be AU Christianity, but it was revealed in 7 that there was a missing book of the bible saying he came to America before dying, so yeah, I'm sure one of the corpse parts were in Utah.

    • @Okuni_
      @Okuni_ 6 років тому +11

      Nah Jesus left his foreskin

    • @deriqdgraves
      @deriqdgraves 5 років тому

      Being from Missouri, I'd love that!

    • @nicmagtaan1132
      @nicmagtaan1132 5 років тому

      the holy grail perhaps

    • @LuisFernando-is1ys
      @LuisFernando-is1ys 4 роки тому

      I've liked your theory since i'm a member of The Latter-Day-Saints, but can you just don't use the term "Mormonism" to represent the members of The Latter-Day-Saints, it's because we no longer use that nickname

  • @disappointedoptimist8659
    @disappointedoptimist8659 6 років тому +8

    “And then a rock fell on Jonny’s head and he died” XD

  • @jrtrack837
    @jrtrack837 6 років тому +24

    What if stands do exist but since only stand users can see them and they don't talk about it

    • @hectorhellcat7783
      @hectorhellcat7783 6 років тому +19

      Juan Rossell plot twist, araki is actually a stand user retelling of his adventures. Second plot twist, he is every Jojo

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 років тому

      @@hectorhellcat7783 lol

    • @asain3586
      @asain3586 5 років тому

      @@hectorhellcat7783 that explained why he look younger by years

    • @Xodreev
      @Xodreev 3 роки тому

      @@hectorhellcat7783 His stand is the title of the Doctor Who opening main theme.

    • @Nabbercus
      @Nabbercus 3 роки тому

      To have a stand you need a soul and all living beings have souls. The soul is the consciousness of a living thing, the consciousness is the mind. So yes stands do exist.

  • @pepitodelrancho
    @pepitodelrancho 4 роки тому +5

    Johnny Joestar is the closest to human he did mistakes, his motives and dark determination, his actions to his goals. “If you heart wavers don’t shoot”

  • @Alex-24610
    @Alex-24610 7 років тому +28

    I think the real question should be, "is Johnny really dead?" As in what if he is stuck in something of a Diavolo death loop? He wouldn't be able to do anything but die infinitely and have his stand preform it's last act of infinite exchange over and over for infinity. Johnny is dead, but what I meant to say was, he may not be dead in the traditional sense. His head was crushed, if somehow someone found a way to get the rock off, his head would still be mush, and if the rotation stopped, he'd just die forever. Nothing can save him, he is dead. But it's just an idea.

  • @longestyeahboy6718
    @longestyeahboy6718 7 років тому +31

    part 9 will be an american jojo
    tasked by the american government with collecting or recording the places made holy by the holy corpse in Johnny's trip

  • @SamuelNormand_Burgunday
    @SamuelNormand_Burgunday 7 років тому +45

    I was in the livestream where he and Meti talked about that.

  • @g-moneyg-life
    @g-moneyg-life 7 років тому +13

    Part 7, all who knew of the corspe died for it but Mr.&Mrs.Steel. I also didnt think Johnny to be so bad. He was a dick when he had legs but he didnt seem bad during part 7.

  • @jspyce1848
    @jspyce1848 6 років тому +5

    I feel like the whole point of SBR was that Johnny was becoming less of a dick, like when he stayed to fight civil war in order to save Hot Pants and Gyro and then shifted his focus from owning the holy corpse to stopping Valentine or Dio from getting it. So it would make sense that at the end of his life once he had sacrificed himself he was living a more saintly life.

  • @-donutholediovanna-7036
    @-donutholediovanna-7036 4 роки тому +2

    Me: “sees San diego”
    Also me: IS THAT A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DIO REFERENCE

  • @TheRainbowSquid
    @TheRainbowSquid 7 років тому +73

    In my opinion, yes, Johnny did become a holy corpse, but the US government couldn't tell his and Jesus's bodies apart. So, they took his body back to america, but left Jesus's behind. Jesus's body is what made equivalent exchange possible in all spots in Morioh, as his holy power is thousandfold of Johnny's. So, I propose a theory. Josuke is 1/3 Kira, 1/3 Josefumi, and 1/3 Jesus. You may be wondering why equivalent exchange still worked with Kyo's fruits, but that's just because Josuke was nearby, and Jesus still has a subconscious presence in Josuke's mind, willing the fruits to be transformed. There is even more evidence for my theory. Why is Josuke the only Higashikata to not have "King" in his stand's name? Because he is above that, he is the KING of KINGS. Why are his and Giorno's stands Prince references? Because if god is the king of this universe, then his son is the PRINCE. (Symbolically for Giorno, and literally for Josuke.) Although not proven, my theory would be even more correct if the main villain for part 8 is a Diavolo counterpart, which is something that I also believe. Also, screw the theory that Jobin is going to have to do anything new with the plot. He's just a Rohan counterpart. But after all, Josuke is the jesus, or at least attempting to be the Jesus of his part, with his goal of curing diseases for both the Higashikatas and Holly, in his own JoJoLION.

    • @TheRainbowSquid
      @TheRainbowSquid 7 років тому +3

      xForts please make a video on this.

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 7 років тому +36

      You make some interesting points, but I have a REALLY hard time believe that they got Johnny and Jesus' corpses mixed up.
      Johnny had not been dead for that long, he would still be recognizable to the average people who knew him. Meanwhile, the holy corpse is clearly very old, but yet not rotten and decomposing. Mistaking it for ANY other corpse will take some explaining.

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 7 років тому

      It's not like they are both getting sent by mail and then they got them mixed up. One got buried. No one put Johnny's corpse in a suitcase.

    • @STDVH
      @STDVH 6 років тому +1

      When you think that JoJolion name comes from Evangelion I think in a part of my mind that you're right and on some part you're wrong because I still believe that Jobin is Juda and Josuke is Jesus

  • @Harry-ei9jn
    @Harry-ei9jn 5 років тому +63

    I dont like that johnny died in a semi comedic way

    • @jmisrad4976
      @jmisrad4976 4 роки тому +1

      He was being selfish and using the corpse for his own benefit, and he received what he had coming to him for his selfishness.

    • @jmisrad4976
      @jmisrad4976 4 роки тому +4

      @@BlandyBoiYT nah his reward for following the corpses orders was Tusk and newfound love and appreciation for life, before steel ball run he was a miserable cripple but after he was given an ultra powerful stand, married rina higashikita, and had a son. His wife was stricken with the stone illness, and when he tried to get rid of it with corpse it was transferred to his son, punishing him for his selfishness, and then again he used it for which he punished with death.

    • @dildiobrandong9823
      @dildiobrandong9823 4 роки тому +19

      @@jmisrad4976 it wasn't that he was punished with death but rather he willingly transfered the illness/calamity to himself with Tusk as an act of penance. As for the Boulder, I think there's more to it that hasn't been revealed yet. Specially since the head doctor's ability is very similar to the corpse's ability, specially the tears blade that Lucy got from the corpse. But that's just what I think

    • @thefacepie
      @thefacepie 4 роки тому

      @@jmisrad4976 Nah the boulder was a mercy kill because dying by disease would be easily more painful for both him and his family.

    • @brobot5800
      @brobot5800 4 роки тому

      When you die by tragic humor

  • @johnwhittington2998
    @johnwhittington2998 7 років тому +21

    What's with all the Sailor Hats?

    • @xForts
      @xForts  7 років тому +20

      They are sexy

  • @Balagergo
    @Balagergo 7 років тому +8

    I've got an idea for a discussion:
    If Jonathan form the original universe would gain a stand ability would it be a version of Tusk?
    Many consider that Hermit Purple-like stand Dio uses at the beginning of Stardust Crusaders to be Jonathan's, but we know that originally The World was meant to have all other stand's abilities, so that is not actually JoJo's "The Passion".
    Also, if we look at other characters in the SBR universe, it is clear that alternate universe counterparts tend to have the same stand, just with minor alterations (like Diego's The World or Kira's Killer Queen).
    So is it possible that Jonathan would have gained an alternate version of Tusk were he ever attain a stand?

    • @soriinnnn
      @soriinnnn 5 років тому +1

      Well i think that HERMITO PURPLE would have act forms because Jonathan had an incredible potential and i think his final form would be something like Stone Free

    • @zeldosan5138
      @zeldosan5138 5 років тому +1

      a multi-act stand doesn't really suit jonathan as a character bc he never really went through any significant changes in ideology. all he did was get stronger. he never really grew as a person in the same way that multi-act stand users tend to do. he was the same person throughout

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 роки тому

      @@zeldosan5138 Not every stand has to work the same way. Not to mention that that is exactly the point, he never really changed, so he would not have unlocked hermit purple act2 if that was a thing.

  • @potatojohnny3898
    @potatojohnny3898 4 роки тому +3

    Johnny is a god tier jojo he isnt boring and bland like part 3 jotaro and he has the best character development out of any jojo and also he has one of the best stands to exist

  • @drakon2019
    @drakon2019 4 роки тому +1

    "I have something here i can never exchange" that made me cry

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 років тому +5

    The way that he transferred the disease to himself was by putting George on the box containing the Corpse.

  • @otterfire4712
    @otterfire4712 Рік тому +1

    I guess people forget Johnny was against having Lucy Steel stealing the corpse parts from the president, concerned about her and how mentally soft she was. He was also against over indulging in the little riddle with the tree. He also followed through with bringing Gyro's body back to Italy. Johnny also saved Higashikata with no motive from Sound Man. His dark persona came from desperation, a willlingness to discard everything for the sake of regaining the ability to walk.

  • @Zhinakin
    @Zhinakin 7 років тому +7

    Johnny will always be a saint in my book ;) fav JoJo after Josuke

  • @spikeboy101
    @spikeboy101 3 роки тому +1

    The fact that johnny joestar sacrificed himself is a testament to his childhood. Being treated like you're just a burden, a useless burden, that it would have been better if you died instead, causes you to wish you good for something. Anything. It's glossed over but he gladly sacrificed himself, maybe because of his lifelong luggage of holding a burden that he'd never be good enough according to his father

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 4 роки тому +6

    Jonathan: Hamon
    Joseph: Predicting
    Jotaro: Punch
    Josuke: Fix
    Giorno: Piano
    Jolyne: Strings
    Johnny: Spin
    Josuke: Who?

  • @porsche6036
    @porsche6036 5 років тому +2

    “At least not to my knowledge”
    Don’t play with my heart like that

  • @papimain4746
    @papimain4746 7 років тому +5

    the power of best jojo is so strong it can cure the ill for generations

  • @EremitaUrbano
    @EremitaUrbano 5 років тому +18

    Usually martyrdom is enough to promote someone to a saint in the eyes of the Church because it's the maximum expression of "love thy neighbour as thyself", sacrificing your own life for someone elses sake (just like Jesus himself did) and/ or for your faith in God, so he could very well have become a saint in the eyes of the real world's RACC plus the miracles he performed. Also about the Holy Corpse granting powers to things its probably a reference to the spear that pierced Jesus' body and became a relic and other saints relics.

    • @mrnukem5609
      @mrnukem5609 4 роки тому

      The Doomer ah yes the sooner who knows about Catholic cannon

    • @linusmota9712
      @linusmota9712 4 роки тому +1

      Plus Johnny allied himself with two people very close to the church ( Gyro and Hot Pants) and even befriended the person who was chosen by the corpse ( Lucy)

  • @zilvoxidgod
    @zilvoxidgod 5 років тому +7

    i mean most saints were pretty evil if you look at them through a modern lense

  • @terrorbilly3367
    @terrorbilly3367 3 роки тому +1

    it's funny that few weeks ago when i was at church the priest preached something long those lines"if you woke up after siunning and went to confession , you're a saint. if someone forced you to go to church and you relented you're a saint. basically if you acted with concience you're a saint,maybe not a sancitioned one, but even people like simon who was forced to carry jesus's cross is now a saint" so i would see somethign in johnny becoming a saint

  • @Aaron-ub1qw
    @Aaron-ub1qw 5 років тому +4

    How to become a saint 101

  • @toxic8341
    @toxic8341 4 роки тому +1

    You could say he was a holy healer. *Rasputin Starts Playing*

  • @GoliathZ13
    @GoliathZ13 7 років тому +22

    I might get a lot of hate for this, but... Johnny is my fav JoJo.
    *braces himself*

    • @celbz
      @celbz 4 роки тому +2

      Where is this so called “hate?” All I see is approval

    • @celbz
      @celbz 4 роки тому +1

      A N D T H A T M A K E S M E H A P P Y

  • @yeti6286
    @yeti6286 5 років тому +5

    7:06 "but of corpse..."

  • @still444
    @still444 4 роки тому +3

    And then a rock fell on him
    JOOOOOHHHHNNNNNNYYYYYYY

  • @Flaconadir
    @Flaconadir 5 років тому

    Xforts: 2:26
    Me, with「The Diplomat」: "Y'all can't see this?"

  • @zezoyabezo
    @zezoyabezo 5 років тому +3

    This might be an unpopular opinion but Johnny Is my favorite jojo, and it's for good reason he isnt just some guy that does the right stuff he literally kills 2 innocent women on accident, and I like his relationship with gyro, also the fact that he isnt like always a good guy makes him really interesting.

  • @johnnyjoestar4392
    @johnnyjoestar4392 3 роки тому

    I’m not devoted?
    I was praying every day

  • @jazzwell
    @jazzwell 7 років тому +13

    Should i get my ass reading, or should i be a complete mad man and continue watching anyways?

    • @TheMati2214
      @TheMati2214 7 років тому +5

      If you're crazy enough, do both.

    • @JumpyKaput
      @JumpyKaput 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheMati2214 the mad lad

  • @toofaded_yt9726
    @toofaded_yt9726 3 роки тому +1

    We have not yet had a black joestar

  • @bruh-vy1qn
    @bruh-vy1qn 7 років тому +2

    I finished Part 7 but I still don't understand why people say Johnny's down right evil. Selfish, I can understand, but not evil.

  • @nobrainer1330
    @nobrainer1330 4 роки тому +2

    Actually that could be right, would explain the "wall eyes" forming and why some of the Higashikata family gained a stan by simply going near the wall eyes.

  • @OtaOpz
    @OtaOpz 7 років тому +6

    is it possible that the holy corpse and Johnny's​ infinite rotation effect's melded together making it so that all they need to do is bring a sick child and then Johnny's​ corpse absorbs the sickness every time?

  • @juliaarenciacespedesmucha9109
    @juliaarenciacespedesmucha9109 4 роки тому +1

    the word "bizarre" is concidered normal in my book now

  • @zewardo2529
    @zewardo2529 7 років тому +29

    *B E G O N E T H O T*

  • @mobybrick2357
    @mobybrick2357 5 років тому +1

    2:11 I thought gyro said near the start of the part that in order to become a saint you have to preform 3 miracles after death?

  • @havenamenone1
    @havenamenone1 6 років тому +3

    what the hell was that!? I need to read 7 and 8 i'm lost. HELP

  • @greaseandoil723
    @greaseandoil723 4 роки тому +1

    I was fighting a saint? "Jesus christ" I didn't realize that

  • @fandom_jumper
    @fandom_jumper 4 роки тому +3

    no... I shall WAIT FOR THE ANIME! even if it takes 70 years, I SHALL WAIT! and once all the jojo parts are animated and the series is finished, then, AND ONLY THEN, will I watch this, because I will avoid every spoiler there is, till my last breath. arrivederci!

  • @Infin1ty972
    @Infin1ty972 4 роки тому

    Jonathan: I use ripple
    Jonny: *CRIPPLE*

  • @jonryder7269
    @jonryder7269 7 років тому +8

    Funny that the alternate version (sort of) of Jonathan, the nicest jojo, is one of the least nice jojo. :)

  • @justindaily1677
    @justindaily1677 4 роки тому +1

    "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

  • @sakrai9649
    @sakrai9649 5 років тому +3

    Jhonny joestar is not that bad tho, after sbr he seems to have gained some morals and lives better, i mean he gave his live for his kid and wife.

  • @fifiaXD
    @fifiaXD 4 роки тому +1

    it's funny how I surprised my catholic friend by fact checking jojo knowledge by her. She was surprised how much I learned.

  • @maplekaaa
    @maplekaaa 7 років тому +16

    i like the new style but would prefer if it was colored pages instead of black and white

    • @derpaboopderp1286
      @derpaboopderp1286 7 років тому +4

      There ARE coloured pages, Steel Ball Run is fully coloured and Jojolion is still ongoing so obviously its not gonna be fully coloured

    • @maplekaaa
      @maplekaaa 7 років тому

      i know i read sbr in color but i mean in the video all the pages are black and white including the sbr ones

    • @thefunniestvalentine4789
      @thefunniestvalentine4789 7 років тому +1

      Rath I liked reading SBR in black and white

  • @NigelNikoba
    @NigelNikoba 4 роки тому

    Johnny joestar : walks again
    Alternate universe crossed shaped rock : You free trial at life has ended

  • @lucazaid7490
    @lucazaid7490 6 років тому +6

    Part 9's main character will probably be called something like Joel Joestar and he will be the grand-cousin of Johnny Joestar and his stand will be called [Chained Freedom]

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 4 роки тому

    If someone hates Johnny, let's go to the parking lot

  • @t_raywen8750
    @t_raywen8750 7 років тому +13

    Zegodhand? XD

    • @kurosaki2608
      @kurosaki2608 7 років тому

      The Raywen just watched his Berserk new chapter review:))

    • @t_raywen8750
      @t_raywen8750 7 років тому

      I did it too, this chapter looks amazing, as always

  • @WonderlandSnack
    @WonderlandSnack 3 роки тому

    2:21 gyro literally says that to be considered a saint 2 miracles must happen after you die. I wanna say he says it sometime after getting zombie horse but I’ll go back and reread it.

  • @lordblueballs7293
    @lordblueballs7293 7 років тому +5

    Johnny is best JoJo

  • @thatsmartguy498
    @thatsmartguy498 3 роки тому +1

    Him: There is no such things as stands and holy corpse at least to my knowledge
    Me: Wow he really wants stands to be a thing

  • @clintmckee1751
    @clintmckee1751 7 років тому +119

    FACT: Jojolion Josuke is the greatest pacifistic hero ever.

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 років тому +59

      Well if we ignore all those times he rekt people, yeah, you're right!

    • @blueenigma7178
      @blueenigma7178 7 років тому +9

      Matthew Elam He kinda had it coming tbh

    • @starlastname25
      @starlastname25 7 років тому +11

      Clint McKee ALL the rock humans.

    • @foffingCh.
      @foffingCh. 7 років тому +60

      You must have been reading a different blue Hawaii arc

    • @djs9997
      @djs9997 7 років тому +42

      Yeah honestly, even with things besides the Blue Hawaii Arc I'd consider Jojolion Josuke one of the most brutal jojo's

  • @builtdifferent3311
    @builtdifferent3311 5 років тому

    Rock: *Falls on johnny's head*
    Joseph: "CIZAAR- oh wait sorry wrong part"
    *runs away*

  • @UGX-wb8bn
    @UGX-wb8bn 7 років тому +5

    Please tell me that this black screen editing won't be a recurring thing on your channel. I know that zegodhand does that, and maybe you wanted to do that kind of video but you usually have a lot of visual content which kept attention on the video and to see that you are straying from that is very disheartening. I might be nitpicking but still... I find it lacking...

  • @bidomo
    @bidomo 5 років тому +2

    This makes sense, Johnny gave everything for his wife, but wasn't willing to do the same for his son, as in using the corpse, he was willing to give up his life for his own son.
    We don't have an indicator for the curse starting point, but it seems to me as Johnny's corpse being able to perform the equivalent exchange, the price he paid other than his own life, was the curse itself.

    • @xpotatoxdesign
      @xpotatoxdesign 3 роки тому

      Nah, he died because of a rock not the curse

  • @JamJestKesh
    @JamJestKesh 7 років тому +7

    Black screens? Such ZeGodHand copy.

    • @soarel325
      @soarel325 7 років тому

      He references zegodhand at the beginning

  • @josemarquez5277
    @josemarquez5277 5 років тому

    Holy fucking shit xforts actually put a spoiler warning