If she were exactly on the average almost half of the other customers would have less and almost half have more. Since she only have more than 19% then this means most of the customers have more neanderthal DNA than she does.
Really weird of them to put it like they did. "You have more Neanderthal DNA than 19% of our customers"... Couldn't they just have said you have a below average amount of Neanderthal DNA?
1:10 Honestly, telling someone that she beat 19% of other customers in ranking on Neanderthal DNA is an extremely stupid way of saying 81% of the customers had more Neanderthal DNA than her.
@@anonimusbell6956 I believe they meant Kiara and Fauna were acting as HoloEU, not that they were holding that fact deep inside LMAO ("hold the fort down" is the usual expression for defending/managing something, often with an implication of doing it undermanned while other people aren't there to help)
I mean yea 100%, but she's also not wrong about the fact that dna does not tell you everything, as your lifestyle and past also can affect the physical aspects.
OK so I thought that looked way to similar to 'mention' & decided to see if they were related & the answer is no, it's related to fucking 'mean' instead
She ended up becoming the one I watched the most and the most consistently at her previous job. I'm really happy she's back. Some days I need a little help to get out of bed for another 14 hour day. Nimi actually picks my spirits up. I used to look forward to watching the vods. She's really cool and super sweet. A genuine soul that spreads kindness abound.
Right, I mean she almost has 500k Subs and got nearly 10k channel members on her debut stream. If she debuted earlier, she would have made it to a million by now.
@@canisretro easily, nimi could be so huge and have an even more amazing history if she debuted just a couple of years earlier or so. can't believe it took until now for this amazing hidden gem to be revealed to the whole world!
"I'm not gonna deny nor confirm any of this" -Nimi who proceeds to go on a 1 to 5 minutes babyrage rant about any point on the list she thinks is false. Cute!
If you have more neanderthal dna than 19% of their customers, it basically means that the remaining 81% of customers probably have more dna that you do. So, actually, Nimi is a lot less neanderthal than her peers.
Off-topic, but I just realized Nimi's hair is an almost 1:1 pallette swap of her hair as Lemonleaf. The only difference is that she lost one of her twintails.
So wait a minute. You mean to tell me there was a _2nd_ European there, even if it's from her ancestors? And adding Dooby in there who's a Latina, Cuban to be more precise, I'm very impressed.
3:56 i'm still traumatized about the fact a friend of mine used to bite them/grind them with teeth, thinking it will repair the cartridge. they bolded forward to do the same to mine once.
Imagine if she had put a big censor bar over the entire earwax box, or any box. The speculation of what trait she was trying to hide would be a lot worse than the truth.
"I'm not gonna confirm or deny anything"
*Proceeds to confirm and deny all the details*
average Bri'ish behaviour
@@jameswalker6326 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🍔🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥 🍔
She didn’t post proof that her feet aren’t flat though
@@Necroskull388This is of utmost concern, so there needs to be evidence taken from a nice angle
@@jameswalker6326 Nimi my favorite bri'ish (and a little Finn)
Her BGM is perfect for losing unwanted braincells
But all holobros always want her dead.💀💀
Unwanted? Or unused?
@@hmr1122 Likely to coincide
@@hmr1122 Yes.
@@hmr1122 is there a difference anymore?
Nimi's test results: 10% Bri'ish, 91% Silly
That additional 1% come out from no where
@@haikal5e the power of silliness
1% Tapir, 99% Smol baby
So Nimi is a follower of Max Fosh church of silly?
You forgor to slip in the yappers
she goes Indie and immediately becomes 897% more silly. Now I understand. They were holding back her true power.
All holobros will always hate her so much.😡😡
@@KimOnManhoodwait why? I don’t think anyone is mad at her.
@@KimOnManhood what are you smoking?
@@KimOnManhood bro is ragebaiting
@@KimOnManhood the fcuk you on about?
0.2% Finnish.
Time to shamelessly add Nimi to the list of famous Finnish people and dedicate a national holiday and a pastry to her.
At what point fame begins ? 100k,1M ?
Well she does have finnish name. 😀
Don't forget that now she has to play the national finnish car game, My Summer Car
🤓 achsually Nimi is a finnish word for Name
Nimipäivä!
Nimi has the most white American DNA result I have ever seen.
Right down to the 0.2% Finnish from 17th century east coast New Sweden colonists. The girl is as east coast white as an american can be.
100% huwite
Makes sense, those are exactly the people who obsess over this stuff.
@@MrTomSmoke based
My results gave me a summary of
“More Western European then 80% of Western Europeans”
Like damn I’m really *that* white!
Having neanderthal DNA is very normal, as interbreeding between homo sapiens neanderthalis and homo sapiens sapiens was suspected to be common
Yes Cro-Magnon got it on with Neanderthals.
Hell, she's in the bottom 20% of their customers for Neanderthal DNA.
If she were exactly on the average almost half of the other customers would have less and almost half have more. Since she only have more than 19% then this means most of the customers have more neanderthal DNA than she does.
It even said that she is the bottom 19% of all the users of that Website when it comes to amount of neanderthal DNA
Really weird of them to put it like they did. "You have more Neanderthal DNA than 19% of our customers"... Couldn't they just have said you have a below average amount of Neanderthal DNA?
Oh my god she's a care bear
*a care tapair.
@@InnocentC0 Well obviously it's from that movie where where all the other animals joined the care bears to stop an evil book.
4:20 "My feet are not flat, I will tell you, beautiful arches on these feet"
Yes, President Nimi....
1:10 Honestly, telling someone that she beat 19% of other customers in ranking on Neanderthal DNA is an extremely stupid way of saying 81% of the customers had more Neanderthal DNA than her.
Doesn't it mean 81% of the customers had less Neanderthal DNA than her?
Either way it doesn't really matter.
This is the way IQ Tests tell their customers they are stupid without insulting them, because most people will misunderstand that
@@Zylosionot most, just the ones who would be offended as they will not understand it
@@Zylosio If they are smart enough to realise the sneaky wording, they get boosted 20 points
@@Zylosio What if it's really low though?
"you have higher IQ than 0% of our customers, good job!"
She is truly THE white woman
That’s what I’m saying too 😂
Pure white woman is peak. 🤌
Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus
@@huckleberryjam4975 The real Caucasians have less "white" DNA then she has.
I never doubted it for a second tbh
Nimi: oh no i have a 66 percent of dandruff with a .02 percent of being finnish(on knees) why lord wjy
She's a little Finn yay 😂
with a 0.2% margin of error
@@ironymaiden1089 I got that reference
I got that reference
who would have thought she was HoloEU all along 😂
Her and Kiwawa held that shit down until Justice came along.
SeanStrife Nah. The fact that Kiara is from Austria was pretty well known from the beggining.
@@anonimusbell6956 I believe they meant Kiara and Fauna were acting as HoloEU, not that they were holding that fact deep inside LMAO
("hold the fort down" is the usual expression for defending/managing something, often with an implication of doing it undermanned while other people aren't there to help)
EU is not a language
@@warhawkfan1234 me when reading comprehension
Most of the traits she was upset about are just expected if you are of European descent so most of this isn't surprising
I mean yea 100%, but she's also not wrong about the fact that dna does not tell you everything, as your lifestyle and past also can affect the physical aspects.
@@MortZar Indeed. DNA can accurately predispone you to have certain characteristics and act a certain way but it's not completely deterministic.
@PhilosophiceRetardari
Bruh even if you are hardworking or lazy is determined by your genes, it's over.
Seems like most vtubers at least say they’re of Asian descent so it was a bit surprising to see nimi is of European descent.
Nimi has came back with the yapping as well as her extreme silliness. Also her BGM is PERFECT, it feels like my brain is melting and I like it
“103% white? With a 3% margin of error!?”
Cutting edge genetic stock - thousands of years of carefully maintained purity - and she's wasting it on being a vtuber.
@@Hehastusksandmocksyou bro wtf
0:47 SUOMI MAINITTU! 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Torille perkele
TORILLEEE!
BERGELE :DDD
Ei ihme että nimikin on Nimi
OK so I thought that looked way to similar to 'mention' & decided to see if they were related & the answer is no, it's related to fucking 'mean' instead
3:52
Is this why I like the taste of switch cartridges?!?
-Nimi Nightmare, 2025
I know she was white woman but she is really really white woman
we love silly yapping white women
The question now is, is she white enough to reflect the Sun?
Aryan
Yea she’s super pale
@finnb2318 those are persian dude. Like litterally that is how they say Iran
my week is now complete listening to some quality yapping.
The 0.2% Finnish "YOU'RE IN THE SNIPERS SIGHT, THE FIRST KILL TONIGHT, TIME TO DIE!"
She ended up becoming the one I watched the most and the most consistently at her previous job. I'm really happy she's back. Some days I need a little help to get out of bed for another 14 hour day. Nimi actually picks my spirits up. I used to look forward to watching the vods. She's really cool and super sweet. A genuine soul that spreads kindness abound.
This is literally so fun to watch. There's something so funny about her reacting to her own results on screen because i too was flabbergasted at mine
"My DNA test came back. Turns out I'm 100% Fauna."
- Yapler the Yapling
So that's why she is team tea, it's the british in her DNA
That doesn't explain ERB, though... who hates tea.
shes so cuuuutee wtfff
What a silly British Japanese Yokai
"Is that why I like the taste of switch cartridges?"
My fucking sides
"Likely to wake up around 8:44am"
That's an oddly specific number lmao
"Iam not bald" Hope we will see her true hitman nature once more
those tests freak me out, what if it turns out I'm actually part french? literally nightmare fuel
My great aunt took one of these, turns out my entire father's family are French jews, French is literally nightmare fuel.
She may not be bald, but she has a bald soul.
4:26 They're medium...
Medium is premium
Her model is so cute lmao
4:03 that caught me off guard i thought that was only edited on other thumbnails 😭
Her British voice sounds like Peppa pig
0,2% Finnish is appropriate since Nimi is Finnish for "name"
DO NOT MALD
@
NIMI IS BALD
Bet she would want to try bitter gourds.
102% white with a 2% error margin.
"Im not bald!"
Yeah sure granny nimi.
1:34 she's just like me for real!
I love nimi xD shes so adorable
.2% suomalainen, perkele
nimi's so cute. hard to believe she debuted recently, absolutely could've been so much more well-known if she debuted earlier!
Right, I mean she almost has 500k Subs and got nearly 10k channel members on her debut stream.
If she debuted earlier, she would have made it to a million by now.
@@canisretro easily, nimi could be so huge and have an even more amazing history if she debuted just a couple of years earlier or so. can't believe it took until now for this amazing hidden gem to be revealed to the whole world!
What a wonderfull way of doing your first non debut stream into revealing your DNA !
Nimi is my favorite British Neanderthal vtuber
"I'm not gonna deny nor confirm any of this" -Nimi who proceeds to go on a 1 to 5 minutes babyrage rant about any point on the list she thinks is false. Cute!
102% lovely with a 2% margin of error
She's 0.2% Finnish lets go Finland mentioned
If you have more neanderthal dna than 19% of their customers, it basically means that the remaining 81% of customers probably have more dna that you do. So, actually, Nimi is a lot less neanderthal than her peers.
I've read that three times now and it still returns syntax error.
I wish they had separate sentences for more than most people/less than most people instead of just one because it's really weird
@@broadbandislife "you have 31% less than the average/median amount", basically.
Nimi's DNA test: Earwax
My DNA test: Dementia
0.2% Finnish => Torille
god she is so silly, lmao
Her chibi model with only head visible is so cute 🥰
she’s like the innocent version of chibidoki
Her British accent is perfect.
I mean it’s in her blood 😂
It definitely sounds like what Americans think a British accent sounds like.
from a mythical creature to a TAPEEEEERRR 🦅🦅
DNA検査って面白い
ホロENの他の子達もやって欲しい
she's bald!
I like how silly she can be
Shes perfect 👌
Off-topic, but I just realized Nimi's hair is an almost 1:1 pallette swap of her hair as Lemonleaf.
The only difference is that she lost one of her twintails.
Freed from corporate shackles and yoke she has become so much better! ❤😂
She has Irish in her, the green checks out, we accept her as our own.
Oh, so that's why she do so much ear cleaning asmr
everyone has conditions, and they all can be maintained, I for one wont think any less of you for having them.
The desuwa~ of europe
So wait a minute. You mean to tell me there was a _2nd_ European there, even if it's from her ancestors? And adding Dooby in there who's a Latina, Cuban to be more precise, I'm very impressed.
Nimi's So Freaking Wonderful
the artist are getting the most reliable type of source
>63.2% British
SELL SELL SELL
I mean I could have called the earwax thing just from the 100% Northwestern European bit...
"I'm not bald!", she's having Hitman flashbacks.
3:56 i'm still traumatized about the fact a friend of mine used to bite them/grind them with teeth, thinking it will repair the cartridge. they bolded forward to do the same to mine once.
get her into AGARTHA IMMEDIETAELY !
**NEED** the Nimi toes!!!
1:16 😮
The good part about her is the Germ antics.
She should test her taste for bitter things, like trying Moxie soda and other stuff.
ah moxie, motor oil of the gods! aka the finest soda on the planet
@hollywoodmeow brewed with genshin root, which is super bitter. Most real root beer has a little bit of genshin in it, but not as much as Moxie has.
haha, its spelled gentian. yeah my grandpa used to bring me cans of it when i was a kid. love that stuff
@hollywoodmeow lol, I googled it for spelling, and it didn't correct me. Damn you genshin impact.
Imagine if she had put a big censor bar over the entire earwax box, or any box. The speculation of what trait she was trying to hide would be a lot worse than the truth.
"It says I'm 102% white, with a %2 margin of error"
the ultimate dox, dna dox
She should do a stream just reading her genome in nucleobase form
oh my gosh, this bgm is as goofy as certain tree vtubers.
My oshi’s ear wax can’t be this sticky
I just noticed she drew human ears on her design for the earwax 😭
Nimi unleashed from corporate rules is terrifying lmao
she's so freaking cute
Nimi wit the sticky wax
so nimi was in fact NOT the father 🎉👏🥳
COLONIZER!
I was a bit scared when i saw 100% at the start
due to unknown circumstances the sentence "Nimi is more british than Dooby" feels humorous to me
Im not bald: every balding human
british nimi sounds like the princess from fat princess
😭bro i just ate
1:31 it makes you partially extinct
I GOT ROYALITY,LOYALTY INSIDE MY DNA🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
i was like, "is it? is it her..?". then 0:17 happened, and its her alright