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  • @TheBackyardScientist
    @TheBackyardScientist  7 років тому +1422

    Sorry ive been infrequently uploading recently, but I have big news! Ive been working on the Science Channel TV show Street Science! Im going to be on a lot of episodes as a guest :D we have done sooo many cool things, like dropping my safe on stuff with a HUGE junkyard electromagnet! it turns out the safe weighs 1500lbs.. thats enough to flatten some things :)

    • @westonfortney
      @westonfortney 7 років тому +8

      TheBackyardScientist Excited to see you in the show!

    • @mariafritz
      @mariafritz 7 років тому +2

      TheBackyardScientist don't worry man, can't wait

    • @TheUltraSonicKid
      @TheUltraSonicKid 7 років тому +3

      TheBackyardScientist I'm fine... just... LASER EPISODE ALREADY!!!!

    • @tariqsarafande385
      @tariqsarafande385 7 років тому +1

      Do some 150mph rocket stuff it amazing

    • @Shad0wHu1k
      @Shad0wHu1k 7 років тому +2

      TheBackyardScientist if you're referring to what I believe you are, it's pronounced knee-oh-key. It's Italian (gnocchi).

  • @f1vealarm30
    @f1vealarm30 7 років тому +807

    Recipe: simply blister the tomatoes
    Kevin: *LET ME GET MY CARBON ARCLIGHT*

  • @hexagonalmann7495
    @hexagonalmann7495 6 років тому +81

    *OVEN IS ON FIRE*
    "Okay, I just let this cool down a bit."
    * walks away *

  • @MaxMayDismay
    @MaxMayDismay 6 років тому +111

    I feel like he wasted The oportunity to say coal on The cob

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  6 років тому +40

      Omg I totally did!!

    • @DemeDemetre
      @DemeDemetre 3 роки тому

      second!

    • @ПростоЯ-щ4е
      @ПростоЯ-щ4е 3 роки тому +6

      Charcorn

    • @KrisRoberts114
      @KrisRoberts114 2 роки тому

      @@TheBackyardScientist Do something with plasma, apparently you can make 3d objects with lasers and plasma but plasma is interesting on its own

    • @The_Shitheads
      @The_Shitheads 2 роки тому

      @@TheBackyardScientist gnocchi it’s pronounced nokee

  • @YuvrajSingh-hr9rh
    @YuvrajSingh-hr9rh 7 років тому +212

    This happens when a mad scientist cooks food

    • @Dead_Hitori
      @Dead_Hitori 6 років тому +1

      they get cancer

    • @ma.jbrony1754
      @ma.jbrony1754 6 років тому

      From my heart, into my hand, why don't people understand my recipes?

    • @roland.w
      @roland.w 9 місяців тому

      A Floridian scientist at that!

  • @drakesburritos9151
    @drakesburritos9151 6 років тому +38

    *House burning down in background *
    Let’s just let that cool off

  • @KyoudouMaya
    @KyoudouMaya 7 років тому +567

    gordon ramsay: ITS CHARCOAL YOU DONUT
    also: THE SHRIMPS ARE RAW

    • @levipicard7685
      @levipicard7685 7 років тому +10

      The pasta is on fire

    • @dangerouspie0319
      @dangerouspie0319 7 років тому +24

      WHERE'S THE MANGANESE HEPTOXIDE SAAUUUUCE?!?!!

    • @lavie1542
      @lavie1542 7 років тому +13

      THIS ICE IS FROZEN!!!!

    • @danarki7474
      @danarki7474 7 років тому +3

      Kyoudou Maya thats focken dreadfull

    • @LocPH.
      @LocPH. 7 років тому +4

      -But is it frozen?
      -It was...
      -BLOODY HELL

  • @AC-vp8fb
    @AC-vp8fb 7 років тому +141

    If this guy was sitting next to me during science class, my life would be set

  • @corncerial
    @corncerial 7 років тому +38

    Charcorn is the best side dish along with electro shrimp. Sounds like adventure time food
    I dont think blue apron didnt think this was going to happen to their food.

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 5 років тому +48

    Kevin: “I made the corn into charcoal.”
    Also Kevin: “Imma set the corn on fire.”

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 5 років тому +250

    Gnocchi is pronounced “nyo-kee”.

    • @Cayde-6sHorn
      @Cayde-6sHorn 4 роки тому +12

      @@cap5856 no, it's actually pronounced "Neo-key" my family is Italian.

    • @backspacepunk7084
      @backspacepunk7084 4 роки тому +5

      @@cap5856 yall anglosaxans dont have "nh" on the vocabulary, we just say nhoque

    • @tuckerraffin7366
      @tuckerraffin7366 4 роки тому +3

      my italin parents say it is noek-a-nety

    • @YaBoyFusion
      @YaBoyFusion 3 роки тому +1

      not even close to italian but sure what you said

    • @chrono0097
      @chrono0097 3 роки тому +5

      Here in argentina we just pronounce it like "ñoqui", something like "ne" as in neon, "o" as in bold and "ki" as in kilo, "neoki" will give you a good aproximation to english speakers i think

  • @jujanye
    @jujanye 7 років тому +347

    That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

    • @mindfulselfindulgence
      @mindfulselfindulgence 7 років тому +11

      Ba dum tsh

    • @fantasynature342
      @fantasynature342 7 років тому +6

      That was flavorless

    • @Happyface-bf8tf
      @Happyface-bf8tf 7 років тому +3

      That pun was distasteful

    • @lackinggnat
      @lackinggnat 7 років тому +1

      Julia Ritchie I have not seen the video, but it is cooking up a disaster. It may be hard to digest. Kevin bit off more than he could chew.

    • @rogerstewart7721
      @rogerstewart7721 7 років тому

      Lacking Gnat nice

  • @tranl1050
    @tranl1050 7 років тому +26

    5:23 "Let's mix in a little bit"
    "Ooh that's a lot"

  • @evoskill7
    @evoskill7 7 років тому +54

    MAKING FOOD IS JUST LIKE SCIENCE
    WITH TOOLS THAT BLEND AND BASTE
    AND EVERY FUN APPLIANCE
    GIVES THE FOOD A DIFFERENT TASTE

  • @rajarajacle3878
    @rajarajacle3878 5 років тому +35

    Gordon Ramsay:
    Wants to know your location.

  • @nocraftgames76
    @nocraftgames76 7 років тому +35

    "How is the corn going?"
    "UUUUUUUUUUH... it's going good"
    haha dude, made me laugh so much.

  • @callumbrown615
    @callumbrown615 7 років тому +152

    Him: today we are going to be using manganese heptopcide it pretty much sets fire to everything
    Me: rewinds the video

    • @trymatic7151
      @trymatic7151 6 років тому +8

      Callum Brown Heptoxide*

    • @jackwierback3373
      @jackwierback3373 5 років тому +1

      @@trymatic7151 you're that guy huh?

    • @trymatic7151
      @trymatic7151 5 років тому +6

      Jack Wierback If you’re gonna do something, do it right

    • @3DRiley_
      @3DRiley_ 5 років тому +4

      @@jackwierback3373 It's not even about being right, error in chemical names can be the last error someone does or hears.

  • @mortimerer
    @mortimerer 7 років тому +265

    FOR THE SCIENCE AND THE SAUCE.

  • @johnnystephenson7835
    @johnnystephenson7835 7 років тому +46

    Anyone else thought he had REALLY bad sunburn at the beginning?

    • @koisauce964
      @koisauce964 7 років тому

      Johnny Stephenson same

    • @MrZhefish
      @MrZhefish 5 років тому

      he tried the arclamp to see if it would work well before making the video :D

  • @taofledermaus
    @taofledermaus 7 років тому +40

    Dang, I wish I got Science Channel so I could see that show.

  • @jacobs1302
    @jacobs1302 7 років тому +91

    Who wants to try carbon on the cob now?

    • @jfsilva2
      @jfsilva2 6 років тому +1

      Jacob Stevens and rehydrate app works perfectly and has great potential for the iPhone to use and the app does look awesome in the UA-cam channel for oii

  • @doggyrobbie0
    @doggyrobbie0 7 років тому +212

    I don't want to know what your electric bill is.

  • @spencernelson1580
    @spencernelson1580 5 років тому +19

    Her: Hey honey how's the corn doing?
    Me: Aw darn, I accidentally carbonized it.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 5 років тому +1

    > uses Fahrenheit for temperature
    > uses centimeters for measuring

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 6 років тому +155

    This guy takes long breaks from videos to focus on his girl...
    He includes her in videos and takes her on road trips and stuff.
    That's how you treat your lady!
    Take notes boys.

  • @callumduddle
    @callumduddle 7 років тому +68

    "Harry Potter And the goblet of fire" 5:39

  • @MGCMason
    @MGCMason 7 років тому +232

    Science is amazing you can do anything with science

    • @mindfulselfindulgence
      @mindfulselfindulgence 7 років тому +5

      You sound like a fifth grader trying to seem smart... doubt you even know simple theories and equations in depth...

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  7 років тому +21

      aww no need to be rude

    • @iampepito2597
      @iampepito2597 7 років тому +1

      Mason's Gaming Channel. you can even misprove God!

    • @DJPink
      @DJPink 7 років тому

      Tyler Steffen look at his channel it shows that he's like 10

    • @MGCMason
      @MGCMason 7 років тому +3

      Tyler Steffen (this guy would never know that i skipped a grade...)

  • @Rhomeozon
    @Rhomeozon 7 років тому +9

    4:15 "Cook Scrimps! Cook!"

  • @thethreecoolkidsfinneganle6121
    @thethreecoolkidsfinneganle6121 5 років тому +3

    *House burns down Firefighter: how did this happen? Kevin: I was cooking dinner...

  • @yellownormie4112
    @yellownormie4112 7 років тому +10

    Have we tried pouring molten aluminum into liquid nitrogen? Or vice versa?

  • @lutheriii6209
    @lutheriii6209 7 років тому +281

    We can make a religion out of this

    • @Alsry1
      @Alsry1 7 років тому +2

      Lil Lu Productionz and China broke again

    • @ConradicusMaximus
      @ConradicusMaximus 7 років тому +6

      Please no don't

    • @DigitalPyro
      @DigitalPyro 7 років тому +1

      Lil Lu Productionz no

    • @lutheriii6209
      @lutheriii6209 7 років тому +3

      Conrad Bajkowski it's a joke from Bill Wurtz

    • @catpat4584
      @catpat4584 7 років тому +1

      Lil Lu Productionz I get it B)

  • @hazenstribling2646
    @hazenstribling2646 7 років тому +15

    As an italian, 'G'noki' made me cringe
    it is pronounced nyoki

  • @Monkeman554
    @Monkeman554 7 років тому +176

    You're so smart it hurts my head.

    • @jackrobertson8839
      @jackrobertson8839 7 років тому +1

      Oryx, The Taken King but I killed you

    • @benjamingoldstein14
      @benjamingoldstein14 7 років тому +5

      Oryx, The Taken King you can learn most of this with a high school/undergraduate education

    • @connermalloy
      @connermalloy 7 років тому +2

      Oryx, The Taken King yet gnocchi is beyond him, honestly love little Easter eggs into someone life experience like that lol

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 7 років тому +4

      Oryx, The Taken King What exactly has he done that is so intelligent? Most of the stuff he has done can be done yourself with a good highschool/undergrad education and the internet for research.

    • @Monkeman554
      @Monkeman554 7 років тому +1

      gmansplit "Most", that word is crucial.

  • @nathanrolle7931
    @nathanrolle7931 7 років тому +33

    Her:how the corn
    Me:looks at stove on fire
    Her:well
    Me:good. O_o

  • @mrwonderwaffles6634
    @mrwonderwaffles6634 7 років тому +19

    The professor from periodic videos would be a great rick to backyard scientist

  • @iamhippo9679
    @iamhippo9679 7 років тому +4

    You have the PERFECT combination of sciencey-dangerous awesome and humor! Keep it up, kevin!

  • @dannylemons8809
    @dannylemons8809 7 років тому +264

    gnocchi is pronounced nocki

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 5 років тому +5

    7:02 I used the *corn* to *cook* the *corn*

  • @ILI.D.
    @ILI.D. 2 роки тому +1

    I love how he just casually walks away from the flaming oven

  • @xxSgtXioXxx291
    @xxSgtXioXxx291 7 років тому +10

    As a Floridian, i can tell with those bugs in the background that even tho you moved youre still in Florida lol

    • @jaredbullock5366
      @jaredbullock5366 7 років тому +2

      Jeff Green fellow Floridian here, I'd agree

  • @misadventurousguy3859
    @misadventurousguy3859 7 років тому +145

    What I thought science in class would be like :
    🔬🛢💉🔮❇🔥💧🌈🌡🚀🛰🌋🌱😲☠.....
    What it actually be :
    "Please balance the following equation :
    H2SO4 + NaCl ---> ? "

    • @x_x5009
      @x_x5009 7 років тому +6

      The Travel Guy what I thought high school science class is like : That's how nuclear bombs explode blah blah blah , that's how general relativity works blah blah blah, black holes singularity is ... blah blah blah
      what it really was: "1 km = 1000m ... get it kids ? its some ridiculously complicated thing , 1km = 1000m. Interesting 'new' information right ? "
      seriously , it was like that

    • @misadventurousguy3859
      @misadventurousguy3859 7 років тому +1

      Yes !

    • @bangbangliu2146
      @bangbangliu2146 7 років тому +10

      H2SO4 + NaCl ----> Na2SO4 + 2HCl

    • @bonelesscommunism4031
      @bonelesscommunism4031 7 років тому

      The Travel Guy I mistook chemistry for science, now I love biology and astronomy

    • @TheRedKnight101
      @TheRedKnight101 7 років тому +13

      H2SO4 + 2 NaCl -----> Na2SO4 + 2 HCl

  • @Vanessa-vk4cq
    @Vanessa-vk4cq 7 років тому +4

    When you're impatient af, so you use science to cook your food faster.

  • @thefateofslate9095
    @thefateofslate9095 7 років тому +10

    4:41 thanksgiving dinner this year

  • @Drunkenscience
    @Drunkenscience 3 роки тому

    I love how he opens the kiln with the gloved hand and uses the ungloved hand to reach into the heat

  • @ryansatria4874
    @ryansatria4874 7 років тому +23

    Finally, a UA-camr who doesn't make the video 10 minutes even though it's close appreciate this guy :D

    • @emeryshurpit8656
      @emeryshurpit8656 7 років тому

      Ryan Satria The whole video was an ad for blue apron my dude, he still gpt paid

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 7 років тому +7

    Good job on getting a sponsor Kevin

  • @DigitalPyro
    @DigitalPyro 7 років тому +25

    But isn't already science when you bake it in a pan?

  • @zaucethesaucebauce527
    @zaucethesaucebauce527 5 років тому +1

    Cooking regularly is still cooking with science. Science is everything and everything is science.

  • @jschwartz274
    @jschwartz274 7 років тому +47

    0:35 It's pronounced "nioki"

    • @osiris6547
      @osiris6547 6 років тому

      Nope it's. No-key

    • @waaahluigi2681
      @waaahluigi2681 6 років тому

      its nyuck-ee

    • @CriticalFeline
      @CriticalFeline 5 років тому

      @@osiris6547 actually the first guy got it right, it's essentially pronounced "knee-oh-key", but with a Latin accent. Definitely not "No-key" tho

  • @AussieChemist
    @AussieChemist 7 років тому +35

    Relationship goals

  • @jessewaybright5194
    @jessewaybright5194 7 років тому +6

    late-ish SQUAD WHERE YOU AT

  • @Jeremy96325
    @Jeremy96325 7 років тому +17

    It's pronounced nyokee

  • @jackotherstar
    @jackotherstar 4 роки тому

    I like how this video was framed around a sponsor yet didn’t feel that forced.

  • @boredperson1572
    @boredperson1572 7 років тому

    honestly what i love about this channel is that he never does other stuff by that i mean using properly cooked corn and lying about the oven thing and also he is awesoe

  • @leronbenari226
    @leronbenari226 7 років тому +5

    He's cooking up some science!

  • @robertbriggs4446
    @robertbriggs4446 7 років тому +69

    I love every video

  • @coaxill4059
    @coaxill4059 5 років тому +3

    4:40 whenever I try to cook while stoned

  • @sasparillagreg-9292
    @sasparillagreg-9292 5 років тому +2

    I freaking lost it when he served the food while on fire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @greenstr1179
    @greenstr1179 5 років тому +1

    Mad scientist IRL. Great work man

  • @SamSto
    @SamSto 7 років тому +106

    I believe the "Gnocchi" is pronounced nock-ee

    • @dega235
      @dega235 7 років тому +2

      Sam something like that ahah here in Italy the G isn't mute but you don't have that sound in your language so it's difficult to explain with word

    • @MayoKaraage
      @MayoKaraage 7 років тому +5

      it's actually more like niock-ee
      (ee being like see, but not elongated)

    • @xStrayMongrelx
      @xStrayMongrelx 7 років тому +27

      Nyoh-kee

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 7 років тому

      "knock-eye"?

    • @schtaiv
      @schtaiv 7 років тому +2

      Yeh its pronounced "nyock-ee"

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 7 років тому +6

    Charcoal? Charcorn.

  • @cabfish8339
    @cabfish8339 7 років тому +5

    I was actually eating dinner while watching this 😹

  • @Abby-le6sl
    @Abby-le6sl 6 років тому

    It wouldn't be a backyard scientist video without setting things on fire for no reason.

  • @AaronMeighoo
    @AaronMeighoo 5 років тому +2

    I need to get me a gf who'll look at me the way Sandra looks at him...or the way Primrose looks at the plate of food.

  • @Fatbass
    @Fatbass 7 років тому +17

    And I thought I knew how to cook!

  • @avremlrapoport
    @avremlrapoport 4 роки тому +3

    Such a cute couple! 🥰🥰

  • @kylepaw09
    @kylepaw09 7 років тому +4

    Remember the mini mythbusters episode that you did with the rocket knife, well why not do the same with the firecracker in water to juice a tomato? And instead of just a tomato why not try other fruit instead?

  • @Frog-ko6uu
    @Frog-ko6uu 3 роки тому

    This dude casually walks away from a BURNING OVEN without even turning it off

  • @BloodReaper77
    @BloodReaper77 7 років тому

    I'm not normally a fan of subscribing to videos like this cause they are overly long and filled with fluff to make the videos longer. However, last night watching a bunch of your videos with them being short sweet and to the point earned a sub. One of the things that I find bothersome with UA-cam videos is when it's 10 mins of fluff and 30 secs near the end of what you came to watch. You're videos jump right into it and are mostly less than 10 mins in length and as a viewer I enjoy that. Love the channel, love the content, have a good day.

  • @jasonludwig215
    @jasonludwig215 Рік тому +3

    The crushed Red pepper flakes laugh was the best 🤣🤣👏👏

  • @galaxywolf8795
    @galaxywolf8795 5 років тому +3

    Kevin: 80 amps
    Me: bruh I would faint 0.1 amps is more than enough to kill a human. how are you not scared?!?

  • @FBI-bm4kx
    @FBI-bm4kx 7 років тому +29

    What happened to the blonde dog
    ???

  • @DJPink
    @DJPink 7 років тому +121

    Was it 🅱️onless

  • @AlexDisibio
    @AlexDisibio 7 років тому

    "Please show off how delicious our food is." "Ok, I will make it look absolutely delicious."

  • @omg_falafel
    @omg_falafel 7 років тому

    I love your wacky way of doing stuff like cooking also I now have some charcoal on the cob to sell for it being "exotic pine cones"

  • @chrisgoose6535
    @chrisgoose6535 7 років тому +39

    I am a human

    • @samuelconnolly4549
      @samuelconnolly4549 7 років тому +5

      Dub well that's sexist. I'm a gender neutral plunger. Gosh...

    • @theX24968Z
      @theX24968Z 7 років тому +4

      I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, i'm suing you for not respecting my privilege.

    • @samuelconnolly4549
      @samuelconnolly4549 7 років тому +2

      theX24968B you misogynistic swine XD

    • @alexpiggford2757
      @alexpiggford2757 7 років тому +10

      Chris Goose that's exactly what a synth would say

    • @Poonslayer42
      @Poonslayer42 7 років тому +1

      Chris Goose i do not believe you

  • @renegade5130
    @renegade5130 7 років тому +9

    Science is my city

  • @JustRektNorskSpilling
    @JustRektNorskSpilling 7 років тому +9

    Note: This is not ment like hate, but a joke.
    You should get sponserd by a aircondition company, since you always sweating.

  • @arnoldberry9431
    @arnoldberry9431 4 роки тому

    Kevin: *Picks up black charcoal used-to-be-corn*
    Also Kevin: *Immediately throws it at girlfriend*
    Sandra: *Immediately throws it back*

  • @justarandombluefrog3077
    @justarandombluefrog3077 3 роки тому

    recipe: blister the tomatoes
    kevin: blister as in BLAST WITH LITERAL DEATH RAY

  • @i.f9101
    @i.f9101 7 років тому +6

    He swetty damn

  • @planet9964
    @planet9964 7 років тому +5

    ups at there best 0:09

  • @PAPAIARealnofeiclinkmega
    @PAPAIARealnofeiclinkmega 7 років тому +5

    When i see your garage, i think rick and morty

    • @tommyprice2218
      @tommyprice2218 7 років тому

      PAPAIA 100%Real no feic 1 link mega you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

  • @waasiu796_7
    @waasiu796_7 7 років тому

    1. watching these videos of yours make me have interest on science
    2. learning all those stuff gives me a headache

  • @c4yn3
    @c4yn3 3 роки тому

    The oily substance that forms atop the two mixed chemicals is manganese heptoxide, not the two chemicals mixed themselves, that’s why it wouldn’t react with the garlic until he moved it to the edge of the container

  • @padmajapethe-rawal4392
    @padmajapethe-rawal4392 7 років тому +3

    Molten Aluminum vs 100 fidget spinners in a fish tank full of water
    Molten Aluminum vs Dry Thermite
    Please

    • @Phowest
      @Phowest 7 років тому

      Padmaja Pethe-Rawal fidget spinners are not cool

  • @cynicalvibes_8193
    @cynicalvibes_8193 7 років тому +7

    I like to cook on my PC with an oc i9

    • @x_x5009
      @x_x5009 7 років тому +2

      SENSEI-Panda ! my mac can make a toast if I run a high graphics game in it

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 7 років тому +1

      LTT legit made a pizza warmer PC, you'd enjoy it.

    • @professionaloverthinker-x
      @professionaloverthinker-x 7 років тому +1

      ... nice

  • @nocklepockle
    @nocklepockle 7 років тому +5

    Make a tesla coil video

  • @rjfireball7537
    @rjfireball7537 5 років тому +1

    You created a laser

  • @WhereWhatHuh
    @WhereWhatHuh 4 роки тому

    Gnocchi is pronounced "No-key" like "Locked out of the house for blistering tomatoes with an arc-lamp"

  • @DigitalPyro
    @DigitalPyro 7 років тому +4

    Lol that charcorn is great

  • @vashishreesal8197
    @vashishreesal8197 7 років тому +21

    Late squad

  • @kruset11
    @kruset11 7 років тому +4

    this is 'merica, turn on your AC!!!

  • @InfernallyIrisVA
    @InfernallyIrisVA 5 років тому +1

    Cook shrimps cook
    Kevin: cook skrimps cook

  • @carbon_no6
    @carbon_no6 2 роки тому +1

    Your arc light sounds like it’s very much upset and is throwing a temper-tantrum!

  • @dannypatrick21
    @dannypatrick21 7 років тому +4

    Can I have your non matching shirts when you guys break up?

  • @RubenHicking
    @RubenHicking 7 років тому +6

    It's pronounced "nyo-khi"

  • @CJTVideos
    @CJTVideos 7 років тому +5

    Gnocchi is pronounced no-keeh

  • @memedealer3354
    @memedealer3354 6 років тому

    I am vividly reminded of Princess Bubblegum making that over complicated sandwich

  • @finnthehuman8865
    @finnthehuman8865 4 роки тому +1

    He just... left the oven on fire...