Microsoft Reacts to Privacy Scandal

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  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 5 місяців тому +1559

    "Every click you take.
    And every move you make.
    Every file you save.
    Every page you view.
    I'll be watching you."
    - Microsoft Recall

    • @daniellepreyar
      @daniellepreyar 5 місяців тому +61

      This comment is gold 🤣😂

    • @parthl4417
      @parthl4417 5 місяців тому +37

      MS should use this to promote that trash AI

    • @nchtblut
      @nchtblut 5 місяців тому +5

      lol xd

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 5 місяців тому +60

      Oh, can't you see
      You All belong to me
      How Microsofts poor heart aches
      With every snap shot they take

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

  • @imakethesites3048
    @imakethesites3048 5 місяців тому +433

    I love how hackers wear hoodies and sunglasses at their computers. So easy to spot them!

    • @ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch
      @ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch 5 місяців тому +7

      Lol

    • @yewo.m
      @yewo.m 5 місяців тому

      Even a white "anonymous" mask often!

    • @andykeith1
      @andykeith1 5 місяців тому +2

      Hacker’s laptops produce a surprising amount of glare for some reason

    • @zweiteracount1485
      @zweiteracount1485 4 місяці тому +2

      you have to protect your eyes from high Gamma Settings

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 місяці тому

      how you can't see them can you?🤪🤪

  • @allaboutferrets
    @allaboutferrets 5 місяців тому +457

    „You know it was a bad idea when even the name says they should take it back” 😅😅😅😅

    • @Apollo-Computers
      @Apollo-Computers 5 місяців тому +19

      I honestly thought they did a real recall at first when all the videos started showing up on it.
      Then found out a few mins later.

  • @enage.
    @enage. 5 місяців тому +800

    Not even exaggerating this time 🤣

    • @meamdumy1
      @meamdumy1 5 місяців тому +3

      So true

    • @Pixlewatchtoo
      @Pixlewatchtoo 5 місяців тому +1

      He still is though, just not as much 😂

    • @Nicoboudro
      @Nicoboudro 5 місяців тому +2

      Apple glazer I see

    • @Pixlewatchtoo
      @Pixlewatchtoo 5 місяців тому

      ?

    • @b4lt4z4r85
      @b4lt4z4r85 5 місяців тому +5

      this is most idiotic NSA feature, they are tired of doing the work old way

  • @istrasci
    @istrasci 5 місяців тому +272

    "I thought installing Windows would've been permission enough for that...but, whatever..." 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jose04537
    @Jose04537 5 місяців тому +605

    Every Microsoft "opt in" will nag you until you turn it on.

    • @HKIHNDKNSI
      @HKIHNDKNSI 5 місяців тому +65

      Sometimes people will even misclick and turn it on by accident and not know where to opt back out at

    • @jdoe2737
      @jdoe2737 5 місяців тому +143

      Or until a random Windows update "accidentally" turns it on for you.

    • @hamzasultan96
      @hamzasultan96 5 місяців тому +32

      That's not nagging. That's them giving you a "recommendation."

    • @A1stardan
      @A1stardan 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jdoe2737 we call it a "Bug" for legal reasons

    • @mac23806
      @mac23806 5 місяців тому +10

      Or turn it two

  • @PlayMilesPlay
    @PlayMilesPlay 5 місяців тому +134

    The opt-out button is labelled "Remind me later"

  • @FortniteOG420
    @FortniteOG420 5 місяців тому +73

    Whoever at Microsoft thought this was a good idea needs to be hacked and shown their recall history

    • @swagmuffin9000
      @swagmuffin9000 5 місяців тому +11

      They probably opted out of using the spyware

    • @ChrisWijtmans
      @ChrisWijtmans 5 місяців тому

      @@swagmuffin9000 they probably use selinux with a firewall.

    • @wanjohi
      @wanjohi 5 місяців тому +7

      I heard they use Linux, lol

    • @Santor-
      @Santor- 5 місяців тому

      Microsoft was known for using Linux web servers for the longest time, just saying.​@@wanjohi

    • @catdorf
      @catdorf 5 місяців тому +3

      Nah Microsoft itself doesn't use their own Windows. They use Linux as their daily driver for development ☠️

  • @ML-jk3sz
    @ML-jk3sz 5 місяців тому +60

    Large multi-billion dollar business love this feature! They can now have all of their private information stolen, company-wide. Well done, Windows!

  • @salsa_50
    @salsa_50 5 місяців тому +102

    You know it's bad when Microsoft blatantly comes out and says "we're gonna be spying on you" instead of trying to keep it a secret

    • @rikai5344
      @rikai5344 5 місяців тому +2

      How does it make that worse? At least we microsoft-conspiracy theorists will have a proper source to point to.

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 5 місяців тому +11

      I think OP means to say that something is seriously wrong with society if the only people who care about this are niche users on the internet like us. Else it would be all over the news and be a scandal yet it’s not

    • @eds7343
      @eds7343 5 місяців тому

      Well Bill Gates does want control. He also wants 15% of the population killed off.
      He should be first in line.

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 5 місяців тому

      @@rikai5344 Is it even a conspiracy anymore at this point?
      They took all the fun and guesswork out of it, may as well print in the newspaper at this point

  • @miriamw.
    @miriamw. 5 місяців тому +107

    At this point they should just change the name to Windows Exploiter

    • @Kamaltweet
      @Kamaltweet 5 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣 Underrated comment.

    • @onegreenev
      @onegreenev 5 місяців тому

      Well, Gates exploited its users from day one. Siphoned off so much from his customers and it still happens today.

    • @10054
      @10054 5 місяців тому

      AHAHAHAHAHA PLSSS-

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug 3 місяці тому

      Good 'un. I'm a Windows evangelist but that's goddam hilarious!

  • @Stormouflage
    @Stormouflage 5 місяців тому +81

    I love how Co-pilot AI says it doesn’t store or remember information shared with it, yet when I bring up a topic in a new conversation it instantly knows everything I’ve said!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 місяці тому +1

      well you know it has to store it to remember it it's no different then if your talking to a person

    • @Stormouflage
      @Stormouflage 4 місяці тому

      @@raven4k998 when I ask Co-pilot it says “I don’t retain any information about individual users or their conversations. Each interaction with me is independent, and I don’t have memory across sessions. Feel free to share anything you’d like, and I’ll do my best to assist!” Yet when I start a new conversation, it remembers everything I’ve told it.

  • @delphi1960
    @delphi1960 5 місяців тому +61

    Microsoft just removed the P from PC. There doesn't exists anything personal anymore with Windows. Even if it's disabled, it's really not. This is by design.

  • @a62dave
    @a62dave 5 місяців тому +85

    I just finished wiping the C:\ drive and installed Linux Mint. I’d love to see the look on Microsoft’s faces when the last “Recall” screenshots are of everyone downloading a Linux ISO. 😄

    • @orangeeeeeee
      @orangeeeeeee 5 місяців тому +4

      It's just that some apps unfortunately only work on windows...

    • @lpnp9477
      @lpnp9477 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@orangeeeeeeeya, but it comes down the question: do you need them? Do they not work in wine or proton? Do they not behave in a kvm? Then keep windows I guess.

    • @orangeeeeeee
      @orangeeeeeee 5 місяців тому

      @@lpnp9477 Yes there are apps I need that I'm pretty sure are finicky to use with Linux. I guess you just have to make a compromise one way or the other.

    • @JeffSherlock
      @JeffSherlock 4 місяці тому +1

      Have fun trying to find your files in the Linux crap jungle.

    • @Legendendear
      @Legendendear 4 місяці тому

      ​@@lpnp9477
      Eh. Its a problem of userbase. If everyone was using linux, everyone would code with linux in mind

  • @OistheOne
    @OistheOne 5 місяців тому +89

    2:24 "hack when you get back". The new hacker motto. 😂

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 5 місяців тому +106

    Microsoft: we will now encrypt your data, which, uh, we said we already did?

  • @jaqhass
    @jaqhass 5 місяців тому +53

    Microsoft always turn features on even if you turned them off 1000 times. There is no way recall stays off.

    • @Rightly_Divided
      @Rightly_Divided 5 місяців тому +3

      Well regedit is cool

    • @jaqhass
      @jaqhass 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Rightly_Divided Not really. I would agree if data actually stopped leaving your pc when you turn off the data collecting features. If task manager doesn't show it, does it cease to exist? Or is microsoft's "just trust me bro" the same as always?

    • @Rightly_Divided
      @Rightly_Divided 5 місяців тому

      @@jaqhass Local GPOs can disable certain data from leaving your machine. Also, you can put a device on your network that will trap DNS requests to certain places.

    • @jaqhass
      @jaqhass 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Rightly_Divided The whole dynamic will change tho. Your pc will eventually process your data instead of a server and your pc will send the post-process stuff instead. Recall is just gona get replaced by something else in time. Either in one go or bit by bit. You’l see. It’s microsoft.

    • @Rightly_Divided
      @Rightly_Divided 5 місяців тому

      @@jaqhass Actually. I did just think about something. It will have special processors, and chips with baked in AI. Unless I could break my way into those chips, you may be right.

  • @svendyy
    @svendyy 5 місяців тому +22

    "This recall is amazing! I can see everything I was doing last week! Like:"
    "Blue screen, crash, windows update and *downloading linux on my flash drive* !

  • @ohmygosh6176
    @ohmygosh6176 5 місяців тому +9

    You said it correctly. It is a virus / spyware. It not only steals your info, it also does 50 gb continuous write which lowers your SSD life by 50% and slows down the os a bit.

    • @Rightly_Divided
      @Rightly_Divided 5 місяців тому +1

      Hell Windows 11 is already slow enough without it. Even with an i9, 32 GB Memory, and RTX 4000 series card

  • @murder.simulator
    @murder.simulator 5 місяців тому +21

    Remember when System Restore would sometimes bring back the virus or spyware after you finally got rid of it?

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh yah, that was always fun.
      All though I always had more issues with uninstalling programs deleting some system necessary files that they had changed during install and then Windows just not loading.
      Happily, Microsoft seems to have finally been like, "You shall NOT mess with anything in the Windows and other system necessary folders" to program devs.

  • @TheSteveSteele
    @TheSteveSteele 5 місяців тому +14

    Microsoft successfully installed a key logger on every Windows users system. They don’t even have to use traditional user data mining techniques anymore. Awesome innovation!

    • @AntoshaPushkin
      @AntoshaPushkin 5 місяців тому

      Hackers deserve some life improvements too, you know

  • @sun-groupecommunications1331
    @sun-groupecommunications1331 Місяць тому +1

    People didn't see it that way, thanks Sam ! And I love the comments from the smart people here. I wonder about the majority.

  • @kaczan3
    @kaczan3 5 місяців тому +113

    I'm not worried about hackers or Microsoft, but about the government convicting me of wrongthink.

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 5 місяців тому +16

      Thats what its really all about ! by 2030 or so they keep telling me every chance they get, apparently its going to be a land of rainbows and unicorns (for them)

    • @darkstars-torpedoes-of-truth
      @darkstars-torpedoes-of-truth 5 місяців тому +9

      doubleplusgood

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii 5 місяців тому +3

      I can't wait for my Microsoft recall telescreen

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 місяців тому

      You realize that's literally illegal, right? Get a grip.

    • @vsyovklyucheno
      @vsyovklyucheno 5 місяців тому +8

      You have committed a thoughtcrime

  • @tadas800
    @tadas800 5 місяців тому +80

    You have to synchronise your bank account with Microsoft Store. And it's done - no more recall hackers involved only Microsoft.

    • @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t
      @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes, life could be so easy!

    • @Jackinbox19001
      @Jackinbox19001 5 місяців тому +9

      Yes am totally giving my bank info to microsoft 💀

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 5 місяців тому +8

      Yes its so handy they can automatically opt you in to all their products ! no need to ask for your bank details they can just take the money automatically.

  • @vo9279
    @vo9279 5 місяців тому +37

    One more reason not to use this Crap Anymore .... Linux + Steam + Proton = Bye Bye Microsoft

    • @vinylmodsmanitoba
      @vinylmodsmanitoba 5 місяців тому +1

      Until you remember Microsoft bought a seat on the Linux Foundation and has been actively developing for the linux kernel since 2018.
      Still better than using Windows tho.

    • @vo9279
      @vo9279 5 місяців тому +1

      @@vinylmodsmanitoba Well thats good, actually, but WIN is simply such an old crappy OS... Registry, Domain Controllers that are unsave by Design etc .etc ... I simply dont like it. Or the simple fact that Windows installables ship with all there deps. On Linux its the other way around. You have system wide deps. Keeping your Disk Clean... I mean Windows is like 25gb on my disk. Than this ugly UAC Security... Sorry but no.

    • @vinylmodsmanitoba
      @vinylmodsmanitoba 5 місяців тому

      @@vo9279 Windows is largely legacy dependancies with newer dependancies built on top, which yes IS messy. This is because back in the day OTA updates were not a thing (hence having physical service pack disks for updates) and having baked in backwards compatability for software was a must. Now fast forward to today and being able to use modular repositories for the required software and firmware dependancies on linux makes sense provided you have decent internet speeds.
      Linux however is not for everyone JUST yet because many programs and even peripheral hardware are built in a way that ONLY caters to windows. And while its gotten better its still an issue for the average person that isint going to be willing to figure out what works and dosent work for them.
      I had been using linux off an on for years before I made the switch entirely, and while its been great it like windows has its own quirks and issues.

  • @robertkerr4199
    @robertkerr4199 5 місяців тому +21

    Remember what happened to Douglas Quaid when he went to Recall? It will destroy your life too.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 5 місяців тому

      Unfortunately, no Shannon Stone to come home to.

  • @krystianthefoxgaming6069
    @krystianthefoxgaming6069 5 місяців тому +10

    Microsoft : *release recall*
    Linux : allow to introduce myself

  • @dannyseville2543
    @dannyseville2543 5 місяців тому +37

    I don't know what MS are playing at lately. The new outlook takes away simple but useful features, copilot just gets in the way of everything and generally they are making what should be getting easier, more frustrating. Working with computers all day this really drives me insane to the point of considering a career change.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 5 місяців тому +3

      I'm a computer programmer, and I wish I could escape Windows but pretty much all job ads right now are for Microsoft-ecosystem stuff at least where I am

    • @sergeykish
      @sergeykish 5 місяців тому

      ​@@traveller23eI've switched to Linux in 2006, changed job from C++ to web development. Microsoft never disappointed my decision.

    • @2bfrank657
      @2bfrank657 5 місяців тому +7

      I do feel like computers are getting harder and harder to use. More silly account shenanigans to deal with as everything moves to the cloud. More and more pop-ups nagging users about new features. More and more workarounds required just to keep doing the same old computing tasks.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 5 місяців тому

      @@2bfrank657 the other day I pirated an album by one of my favorite artists purely because there was no way to simply pay for an MP3 file. My only legal options were to create an account either on iTunes or Spotify.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 5 місяців тому

      @2bfrank657 It's not a feeling, it's a fact. Microsoft decided to no longer make their OS for the user, but to make their OSes work towards Microsoft's own benefit first instead, when they developed Windows 10. They have slowly and steadily been introducing new self-serving features that nag and distract the user over the lifetime of Windows 10 and now they feel like they've slow-boiled their users enough to drop the pretense of selling tools and features to help you do your computing tasks (and collect some data on the side) and outright advertise the fact that Windows 11 is a tool for Microsoft to datamine the user, advertise and sell subscriptions to them that may let the user do their computing tasks on the side.
      Fortunately, Linux is very useable these days, even for gamers like myself. I switched to Linux two months ago and it's been such a pleasure! Computing is so much more fun to me again than it's ever been on Windows 10!

  • @johndorian473
    @johndorian473 5 місяців тому +48

    I migrated to Linux mint this weekend and boy do I love how it's faster than windows 10

    • @darkstars-torpedoes-of-truth
      @darkstars-torpedoes-of-truth 5 місяців тому +1

      How did you get past the 10000 gate keepers?

    • @Jake-jy5oh
      @Jake-jy5oh 5 місяців тому +10

      Just wait until your first mint update... You can still use the computer! No infinite blue updating screen.

    • @MoZ1899
      @MoZ1899 5 місяців тому

      ​@@darkstars-torpedoes-of-truthlinux gatekeepers only gatekeep people who ask questions abt linux because they think "people who aren't ready to use linux shouldn't use it at all"
      It's funny how they want linux to be mainstream but at the same time they gatekeep it because they think only "geniuses" like them who can use linux and nobody else

    • @Compact-Disc_700mb
      @Compact-Disc_700mb 5 місяців тому +1

      Welcome to the club. Mint is awesome

    • @Dobaspl
      @Dobaspl 5 місяців тому +3

      Well, truly switching to Linux requires some compromises. But with a little determination it is actually possible. Good luck on your new path.

  • @dindu42
    @dindu42 5 місяців тому +11

    I just find it incredible that nobody in Microsoft thought - "hey - this might not be a good idea" before annoucing it. I guess they must have a - yes man - culture.

    • @TheSteveSteele
      @TheSteveSteele 5 місяців тому

      Especially when the reason for it is in case you want to remember some bit of information that you forgot from a few days ago. How many times have I needed that “feature” in my life? Uh, NEVER!

    • @AshrZ
      @AshrZ 5 місяців тому +1

      (at least when it comes to AI, everything is "yes-man")

  • @rodh1404
    @rodh1404 5 місяців тому +8

    Windows Recall: When you really have nothing to hide. Because we've already put it out there.

  • @VoidPaul97
    @VoidPaul97 5 місяців тому +19

    Apple in early 2000s: Time Machine and Spotlight, baby!
    Microsoft in 2024: Spyware so you find your stuff.

    • @jg_ultra
      @jg_ultra 5 місяців тому +5

      Correction: Spyware so _everyone else_ can find your stuff.

  • @Heisenjager
    @Heisenjager 5 місяців тому +11

    Literally 1984

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug 3 місяці тому

      Ah, I remember 1984. Ironically, it was a pretty cool time to be alive!

  • @cesaravegah3787
    @cesaravegah3787 5 місяців тому +3

    Every frigging time I open the mail the damn thing turns to the new version on and whines if I turn it back to the last version, this "Recall" thing will nag you, shame you, extort you or simply crash the computer if you dont turn it on, every single day, mark my words.

  • @helend2790
    @helend2790 5 місяців тому +12

    What am I doing about it?
    Linux Mint 21 installed a few days ago.
    It's awesome. I can't believe I didn't do it years ago.

    • @Sovek86
      @Sovek86 4 місяці тому

      I did a few months ago, W10 seems foriegn to me and its still a PITA to use compare, oh I dunno, FUCKING LINUX. Search actually searches? wow, so..... 2000's

  • @MrJamesshipman
    @MrJamesshipman 5 місяців тому +10

    Nice job with the "it's all 7s" call back.
    (Microsoft product key hack from the 90s)

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 4 місяці тому +2

    This is exactly the reason why I switched to Linux.

  • @pvc988
    @pvc988 5 місяців тому +33

    WSM - Windows Subsystem for Malware

    • @swagmuffin9000
      @swagmuffin9000 5 місяців тому +2

      What do you mean "subsystem"? It's the entire os at this point. Either way, your comment gave me a good laugh

    • @Mitzi-chan224
      @Mitzi-chan224 22 дні тому

      ​@@swagmuffin9000it's been an entire OS for years 😂😂

    • @swagmuffin9000
      @swagmuffin9000 21 день тому

      @ 😂

  • @flirineltd6921
    @flirineltd6921 5 місяців тому +6

    Wonder how long it will be before they backtrack the local storage and move it to cloud for that extra sweet sweet security, while at the same time opting you in by default in an update.

  • @Pixlewatchtoo
    @Pixlewatchtoo 5 місяців тому +5

    "You know it was a bad idea when even the name says you should take it back"

  • @TWARDOWSKY.
    @TWARDOWSKY. Місяць тому +3

    They should show it in schools, maybe then people wouldn't be as naive as the business people who screw them for their own money.

  • @sunnyvale864
    @sunnyvale864 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for putting this on my radar. I'm surely going to turn this abomination off when it comes out.

    • @jg_ultra
      @jg_ultra 5 місяців тому

      I have 100% certainty that it will turn itself on during some future windows update. The only way to keep Recall from running on your PC is to get rid of Windows. Do it now. Stop enabling Microsoft with your money and eyeballs.

  • @pep9716
    @pep9716 5 місяців тому +3

    They should have named it "Microsoft Stalker" to accurately describe the "feature".

  • @Stormprobe
    @Stormprobe 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m getting Total Recall flashbacks!

  • @jeremsgarage
    @jeremsgarage 5 місяців тому +4

    I died! “Even the name says we should take it back.”

  • @antoniohagopian213
    @antoniohagopian213 5 місяців тому +84

    Everything that has "ai" must be boycotted at once.

    • @VoidPaul97
      @VoidPaul97 5 місяців тому +12

      Companies nowadays will put AI in every single thing, implementing it in the most poor way, when they already had tools that performed better without it that did the same thing! Take Time Machine or Spotlight on macOS per example.

    • @ghostedsuicide
      @ghostedsuicide 5 місяців тому

      macbook "ai"r

    • @hama3254
      @hama3254 5 місяців тому

      Mozilla is working on ai alt text generation. With small AI models images can be used to get a description of the image content for screen readers.
      It runs local and while not important for everyone it is useful to those with visual problems.

    • @asiano3385
      @asiano3385 5 місяців тому +3

      @@VoidPaul97 so AI toilet will be a thing?

    • @hgilbert
      @hgilbert 5 місяців тому +1

      Chai Latte

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse 5 місяців тому

    I love the subtle hesitation like you can't "recall" what you were supposed to say next. Brilliant.

  • @Prizm44
    @Prizm44 5 місяців тому +3

    Why do I have to fight with Windows all the time? Using an OS used to be fun, or at least a tool and not a hindrance. I just started dual booting Linux Mint and it's the best experience I've had with Linux so far (it only took Linux 25 years to become somewhat mainstream friendly 🙄).

  • @CraigRodmellMusic
    @CraigRodmellMusic 2 місяці тому +1

    I just saw a depressing sight about half an hour ago. I was in at the local Harvey Norman store, and every single computer in it comes with Windows 11 preinstalled.
    Me, I have no intention whatever of going to Windows 11. I made up my mind when Almighty Microsoft told me Windows 10, contrary to everything they said earlier, was going to become End-Of-Life, but I couldn't have Windows 11 (not that I wanted it) unless I threw away all my computers and bought new ones. Absolutely NO WAY. One machine is going to stay on Windows 10, offline. The other two (including my Daily Driver) will become Linux machines. The more I hear about Recall, and Microsoft in general, the more I'm convinced that I made the right decision.

  • @melange78
    @melange78 4 місяці тому +1

    Well done Microsoft, you finally made 90% of your corporate users implement Linux migration strategies.

  • @GamerConnection
    @GamerConnection 5 місяців тому +5

    As long as I don’t end up on Mars fighting in a mutant rebellion

  • @hansmaulwurf8027
    @hansmaulwurf8027 5 місяців тому +3

    How this feature will be utilized by corporations to help their employees to be focused!?

    • @jonlucaslastra1637
      @jonlucaslastra1637 5 місяців тому

      We need to stay focused brothers!

    • @xenon6947
      @xenon6947 27 днів тому

      Or used by rivals for corporate espionage .

  • @sababa5661
    @sababa5661 5 місяців тому +7

    Dude I don't want to see your videos anymore but I can't stop watching them

  • @softwarephil1709
    @softwarephil1709 5 місяців тому

    The most outrageous security risk ever conceived. I can’t believe this was approved by Microsoft management.

    • @jg_ultra
      @jg_ultra 5 місяців тому

      Of course management approved it. Have you not yet realized how much the world's elite hate you? They literally want you dead, though they want to extract from you as much value as is possible while they kill you. You are (and I'm quoting their various, but actual, phrasing here) a "useless human/person/eater" to be placated with drugs and video games. Their statisticians will cry about declining birth rate while still discouraging reproduction. That's on purpose. Hollywood sucks because they want it to suck. Windows sucks because they want it to suck. And so on. Time to wake up.

  • @craigg4246
    @craigg4246 5 місяців тому +1

    Just one of many reasons why I don’t do windows!

  • @angosalvo5734
    @angosalvo5734 5 місяців тому +3

    One more story to add to the fails of windows is what happened two days ago during the chess match between former chess champion Kramnik and young talent Jospen, when they were playing online and a windows update caused troubles and delays so they had to cancel two games.

  • @MrBitviper
    @MrBitviper 5 місяців тому +67

    time to switch to linux

    • @rumenjanro
      @rumenjanro 5 місяців тому +3

      Or dualboot linux.

    • @Dobaspl
      @Dobaspl 5 місяців тому +13

      @@rumenjanro I dualboot with windows 11. But the last time I ran W11 was in August, I think. So maybe it's time to "recall" that disk space. :D

    • @vinylmodsmanitoba
      @vinylmodsmanitoba 5 місяців тому

      ​@@rumenjanrothis is not the answer, such a waste of disk space

    • @rizkyadiyanto7922
      @rizkyadiyanto7922 5 місяців тому +2

      me 6 years ago. one of the best decision ive ever made.

    • @labonnelambda58
      @labonnelambda58 5 місяців тому +1

      To switch to Linux, people says you should choose a Linux distribution. Actually it is better to first choose the desktop environment (between Gnome, KDE plasma, Cinnamon, xfce, Mate, ElementaryOS) and take the best distribution for the desktop environment you like (some exception if you really know what you want).
      Example : if you like Gnome (the one of the default Ubuntu) it's better to take Fedora (works better than Ubuntu out of the box, for more hardware).

  • @abrahamsimonramirez2933
    @abrahamsimonramirez2933 5 місяців тому +2

    NSA, "Necessary" Superintelligence Acquisition

  • @brutusmaximumus
    @brutusmaximumus 5 місяців тому +3

    You could say its a Total Recall

  • @danieljuno810
    @danieljuno810 5 місяців тому +3

    Wow Microsoft’s recent choices make me feel like they don’t know where they are going with the company. “John, take this paper stack of possible routes we can take and throw it down the stairs. The ideas that land highest will be the direction of this company!”

  • @Psycandy
    @Psycandy 5 місяців тому +3

    hold on, have to reboot quick

  • @JS_Precision
    @JS_Precision 5 місяців тому +1

    Vincent Vega sure doesn't approve of that password.. it should be minimum 10 dots.

  • @monkeybarmonkeyman
    @monkeybarmonkeyman 5 місяців тому +11

    I'm staying out of Eleven as long as possible, driving Ten until I or my pc pass on.

    • @allste626
      @allste626 5 місяців тому +7

      Good luck with that. They are ending support for it next year; which will make it increasingly more vulnerable to exploits over time. Your best bet is switching to Linux.

    • @monkeybarmonkeyman
      @monkeybarmonkeyman 5 місяців тому

      @@allste626 Linux is on my to-do list 🙂

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM 5 місяців тому +1

      @@allste626 , yes so much that. My computer can't run 11 so it's either $1800 on a new laptop of running Linux (again).
      running a unsupported OS that isn't getting security updates any more is a big no no.

    • @lucasljs1545
      @lucasljs1545 5 місяців тому

      They will software block every new piece of software that comes. Almost every new software I try to run on Windows 7 gives an "Kernell32 Create File2" error.
      It has nothing to do with exploits, that's just a stupid excuse. Windows 7 Enterprise is still the safest OS out there. Why would Windows 11 have "less vulnerable exploits" when it is a literal bloatware full of backdoors? Anyone believing it is because of exploits should take all 8 doses of covid vaccines. Believe science.

  • @JeremiahSmith-wn8hw
    @JeremiahSmith-wn8hw 28 днів тому

    That’s awesome invention I was working on…I was going to patent that!!! Funny coincidence Microsoft just secured a patent a week before I applied for 1!

  • @ChargedPulsar
    @ChargedPulsar 5 місяців тому

    Gold, thank you SAMTIME!

  • @nfineon
    @nfineon 24 дні тому +2

    Step 1: no it's not automatically installed
    Step 2: ok it's installed but it's not activated by default
    Step 3: ok it's on by default but you can disable it
    Step 4: you cant disable it but it's now encrypted (we are here)

  • @سعیداکبرزاده-غ7ه
    @سعیداکبرزاده-غ7ه 5 місяців тому +4

    seriously, I haven’t seen a blue screen or windows’ system components crash for maybe a decade now. what you guys are doing?

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 5 місяців тому +2

      The other day I discovered that the win 11 file explorer turns completely unresponsive if you try to access a network drive that is disconnected.
      As for system issues, I had trouble with my work computer (win 10) when travelling once which turned out to be caused by Windows not unmounting external drives on poweroff, so depending on the exact version you have if you unplug a usb storage device (in my case and HDD) when the machine is off it will crash just after boot. The way to solve the issue is to plug the device back in prior to booting.

    • @2bfrank657
      @2bfrank657 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, that joke was a little unfair.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 5 місяців тому

      I've seen more bluescreens in the last decade (eight years, to be exact) than ever before!
      Windows 7 bluescreened on me a few times, but that was my fault for messing with the registry and other deep system features, Windows XP never bluescreened on me (I never daily drove it though, only used it for older games), but Wibdows 10, oh boy:
      - It bluescreened after OS updates (that you can't hold back, remember?)
      - It bluescreened when launching one of my favorite games by Ubisoft (Assassin's Creed Black Flag) for years
      - it bluescreened when plugging in any peripheral (tbf, that was a hardware problem
      - it bluescreened several times during the Rona years while online matches with friends in Age of Empires II Definite Edition, a game published by Microsoft themselves in 2021/22
      - it bluescreened when launching any game for the last several months of me using Windows
      - it bluescreened randomly for several other reasons I never even found out.
      And in addition to the bluescreens, it also automatically restarted for updates while I was playing games and chatting with friends online several times, despite usage time and group policy guidelines etc all being set to prevent this (but Microshit in their infinite wisdom will ignore these settings if they think that you have been holding back on this broken update they still haven't fixed!), and updates wouldn't install (I literally couldn't update from version 1803 for a year and just recently got a Win10 VM stuck in a bootrepair loop after it's very first (and last) update), or they broke features several times, for example I couldn't print from my desktop computer for a year due to the printspooler service being broken after an update and Windows Update broke my Surface Pro 4's battery managenebt and typecover port, because Surface devices get firnware updates through Windows update, which is INSANE! You don't update firmware unless it's broken or there's a serious security concern, especially when the firmware cones from a manufacturer who doesn't beta-test jack shit anymore and is perfectly fine with leaving a broken FW update on their update servers for several years and never providing a fix because warranty is over! That's why you should NEVER buy a PC from Microsoft, they will f@ck lmup your device's firmware without a care and leave you with an expensive paperweight, because once the firmware is broken, you usually can't just roll back to an older version or ibstall an open source alternative that just works!

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh, and I've also seen multiple BSODs on my company's computers, with both Windows 8.1 and Windows 10, which are administrated by a big specialized service partner

  • @danispringer
    @danispringer 5 місяців тому +1

    I was waiting, hoping, and praying, that you would use the fact it's called *RECALL...* for the entire video.
    You did not disappoint.

  • @Tasteful_Edits
    @Tasteful_Edits 3 місяці тому +1

    *Everyone's Freaking Out About Microsoft Recall*
    Me: *Opens Up Powershell And Disables It*
    There, problem solved.

  • @ClaudeAlexandreRochatProfile
    @ClaudeAlexandreRochatProfile 5 місяців тому

    Thanks for making IT news fun. Microsoft has no shame. I think the community needs to make some noise if they don't want companies to add such absurd features.

  • @new-bp6ix
    @new-bp6ix 5 місяців тому

    My dream of having an artificial intelligence computer has been ruined
    All i want is AI organizes my files, organizes my time, knows when I should take a break if i want , understands how to fix any problem in my device, and monitors any program that tries to penetrate the system.
    But all we got is spyware

  • @KennethWendo
    @KennethWendo 5 місяців тому +4

    “….and hack when you get back!”….priceless

  • @chuchuokeke
    @chuchuokeke 5 місяців тому +10

    Waiting for sams Apple Intelligence video.. iAI.. Hilarious, this one writes itself

  • @roolark
    @roolark 5 місяців тому

    one of the best videos in awhile. Got a really good chuckle!

  • @radio_marco
    @radio_marco 5 місяців тому +4

    0:15 Sorry, but for this there's an old Windows legacy feature. The Activity Board.

  • @A_Really_Realist
    @A_Really_Realist 15 днів тому

    Need to RECALL all Microsoft Executive that green light this project.

  • @The-Macman
    @The-Macman 5 місяців тому

    I'm watching you, always watching- roz

  • @pacthesir
    @pacthesir 5 місяців тому +1

    They should have called it Microsoft CoStalker

  • @MattStevens9824
    @MattStevens9824 5 місяців тому +1

    Definitely will be on a compilation of the Top 20 tech launch blunders in history.

  • @Sator810
    @Sator810 5 місяців тому

    First new feature that I noticed in a release notes that made me drop everything to find out how to disable it.

  • @glufke
    @glufke 5 місяців тому +11

    Recall is a terrible name… it gives the feeling something is broken… car recalls…

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 5 місяців тому +5

      No, it's a great bame because nobody can Recall asking for this feature!

    • @Rightly_Divided
      @Rightly_Divided 5 місяців тому

      Total Recall

  • @Aleph_Null_Audio
    @Aleph_Null_Audio 5 місяців тому +2

    If even only one in five of the people who post "I'm moving to Linux" on these kimds of videos, the install base is going to triple!
    Welcome, comrades!

  • @IcHamza
    @IcHamza 5 місяців тому +3

    So you can take a holyday and hack when you get back, should be a slogan to some shady internet service.

    • @Apollo-Computers
      @Apollo-Computers 5 місяців тому +1

      I tried eleven when my 10 pro key wouldn't work anymore. Hate it with a passion. But I do like the hdr toggle kb shortcut. Ws really hoping for a Direct Access game too but still not happened. Going back to 10 pro.

  • @MichalTerajewicz
    @MichalTerajewicz 5 місяців тому +1

    Total Recall 😎

  • @dendennis3053
    @dendennis3053 5 місяців тому +18

    That sounds re-f-u-k-c--e-d

  • @TheHappyKamper
    @TheHappyKamper 5 місяців тому +1

    Recall is a pretty fitting name for something they wish they could roll back.

  • @rotykos
    @rotykos 5 місяців тому

    Lucky you got that that masterpiece, the patron of user rights, the last fortification of privacy in your hands.

  • @Photogeek611
    @Photogeek611 26 днів тому

    Yep feeling pretty good about leaving Windows behind a few years ago.😂😂😂

  • @XaldreTheOriginal
    @XaldreTheOriginal 4 місяці тому

    In retrospective the blue screen part at the start is now sooo much funnier

  • @SEAN31680
    @SEAN31680 5 місяців тому

    I remember their quote saying windows 10 would be the last windows version. Won’t update to that windows 11 mess!

  • @Jayden-lr2mm
    @Jayden-lr2mm 5 місяців тому +6

    Microsoft ain’t playing games no more

  • @ryanreedgibson
    @ryanreedgibson 5 місяців тому +1

    I've never had Windows crash. Maybe it's because I use Pro and Enterprise. Or maybe it's because I disable the tracking and access via the host.

  • @pluto762
    @pluto762 5 місяців тому

    Awesome video, Sam! And so true.

  • @BillyBobDingledorf
    @BillyBobDingledorf 5 місяців тому

    This was more informative than one would expect.

  • @akin242002
    @akin242002 5 місяців тому

    Too many good puns that can actually happen in real life. Take my like good sir.

  • @arieldroid7164
    @arieldroid7164 Місяць тому +1

    Windows recall, a spyware that perceives itself as an operating system...

  • @youngThrashbarg
    @youngThrashbarg 5 місяців тому +1

    Every time people say "this is the last straw, I'll move to Linux" and they never do. (Also most people don't even know about Linux)

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan96 5 місяців тому +3

    I don't even get why Microsoft is so enthusiastic about this feature. I mean PR aside, even if you look at it as a company insider, there's no added benefit of adding this feature for the company, it's a security nightmare, the only advantage it serves is for teaching AI how humans use computers. And all of this, just to give users a glorified computer history archive similar to search history.

  • @TheMrB
    @TheMrB 26 днів тому +1

    One of your finest..... Your a damn comedy genius, & we love you. ❤ (Say HI to the cat for me)

  • @wrakor
    @wrakor 5 місяців тому

    This one was genius 👌Keep up the great work Sam!