@smidgeon… he farms hate views. It’s a UA-cam model to get views. I noticed it with video game creators. It’s beyond pathetic. But it works. Dude is barely a step up from an OF model.
@@josephsmith2417 thats what samtime does. he is basically trolling. trying to spark outrage online by making up a darkside to what is actually going to be an exciting year for apple
@MelodicTurtleMetal saying: " my iphone pro max plus ultra, my lovely macbook pro, then I also bought a completely revamped my apple macair to work, and my new mac mini pro studio, and also an imac for the living room... then my new apple iPad pro and air for my sister... because they are not all the same shitty product .. they are all my, MY, MY, MY, MY NEW BRAND LOVELY ADORABLE APPLE PRODUCTS, APPLE ECOSYSTEM IS SO SEAMLESS I FEEL SURROUNDED AND PROTECTED AND NOT EVEN APPLE CAN READ MY STUFF!" fu****ing apple dwlusional fanatics...
If Sam is doing a video on Apple's 'New' products, he SHOULD at least be singing 'Innnnntroducing the allll old Apple (insert supposedly 'New' & 'innovative' product here)... 😏🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
I don't think they were wrong. I think they will keep spending billions so they have it ready at all times. This technology has huge potential to replace smartphones.
The reality is, most people don't want to strap a brick to their face for hours every day at and cost, that's why VR has been struggling to go mainstream and has been for decades.
What’s really funny is how my Apple stock has doubled in value since I bought it while you losers say how terrible the company is. I don’t see it. I’ll think of you people after the next stock split in 2026.
@@josephsmith2417 what an enlightened person. So much so that you don't see that we're talking about how bad it is for their customers, for their shareholders they're top tier.
Yup. Steve has incremental updates but only for a year. Steve always look at customers first then make a features out of it not other way around unlike what apple today specially the AI thing. Nobody wants that..
To be fair. The most despicable app ever developed, iTunes media player, happened under Steve Jobs. Never has so much profanity come out of my mouth then messing with that app.
Apple's been insulting (not underestimating) their customers for years, and said customers have been taking it with a smile and handing over their wallets
@@sivasanthoshr.m2222 The Google Pixel version of Android yes but base Android itself thankfully hasn't gone down that path. Infact none of google's apps are included as part of Android.
@@sivasanthoshr.m2222 Google didn't buy Android. They created the OS themselves. Doesn't make it better because it requires developers who want to make apps for Android to write Java. Java is a terrible, horrible language that no one should ever write code in. The Kotlin/Flutter transpilers are somehow even worse.
it's actualy very smart thing to do. it's like Hollywood today, people want many things but most do the opposite. the reason for this is if you give people what they want they will never crave for what they want. i know it sounds strange but as you see, for some companies it works better than giving people what they actually want.
just adding an example. if you give people 40% of what they want they will crave to get the next release with 45% of what they want. if you give them lets say... iPhone 13 pro max... none will upgrade to 14..15...16. that's actually what happens from time to time. no way in hell i am upgrading my 13 pro max because it has all the things i wanted. bad business for apple and that's why they downgrading things to get to that 40% again. sometimes it happens but rarely. take iPhone 6 for instance people use it still. and so on and so forth, you get the idea.
I bet Apple is going to start with their "quiet obsoleting" again - my IPhone 13 Pro Max is still a very nice phone between the performance and the premium feel of the materials. I wouldn't be surprised if certain functions like the keyboard or simply turning the phone 90 degrees begins to not work as well by this summer.
Mine’s already started after the last update. Total battery capacity dropped from 87% to 70% Rotating the screen causes a judder and sometimes won’t rotate at all The camera is now laggy And when typing, and I don’t type quickly at all, I get to the end of the sentence and have to wait to start typing until what I’ve already typed decides to show up on the screen. But I’m still refusing to upgrade until there is a real evolution in the tech.
@@bigbywolf586 You can go and have a battery replacement. The performance is reduced when battery capacity drops below something like 80%, so not only will it last longer, it should also be snappier again. Check in the battery settings if the performance has been reduced…
"BuT tHaT's iLLeGaL!!1!" Even after the 2023 lawsuit, Apple would not be the only one doing it. I have two Pixels. My work one I kept updated and the battery only lasts an hour after charged. My personal one is used way more with way more apps and I skipped as many updates as possible. It lasts about two days. Or at least it did until the beginning of January when a forced update was implemented and lo and behold, the battery goes down fast now. There was even a notification after the forced update was implemented saying "This update will reduce your battery's runtime and charging performance." It's true. It takes a few hours to fully charge and loses charge quickly.
You know they will I read tons of people sticking with their pro 12 and 13 so ya. I am typing on a mini 13. I think they are mad no one fell for the bs the last couple years . Plus I hear the new phones overheat that is one reason I can’t use my s24 . It overheats . If Apple does the same thing why upgrade this 13 runs cool as a cucumber.
@smidgeondutchrabbit tf is wrong with a green board? if it does what it need to do... design is taste, android is imo better, plastic is more dureble than glass.
@@unknownpeople8422it won't be 'plastic' it'll be apples own proprietary tecno-polymer - 20% stronger than polycarbonate, and more than 600% the price
were on samsung flip 6 rn , so 6*10=60years, thats how many year it will take for people to develop alzheimer and forget about it and then apple can bark at open cliff calling it "INNOVATIONE"
Just admit, part of the reason you are jealous is you are poor and can’t afford it. I don’t like Apple products, but I have doubled my money on the stock. Seems they are doing something right… but I’m sure someone like you knows better…. I bet you think you could be the CEO of Apple. When in reality, you would have a mental breakdown after 2 hours.
10 years back, in Samsung I had different volume controls for media and calls. My call volume will be high and the media volume will be moderate. It really sucks that apple doesn’t have this simple feature.
The look on my daughter's friends faces when I constantly said " adidas " everytime they were over and got adidas adds all over their social media feeds. Thanks Siri 🤣
It would have been a great idea to actually listen to their own customers for real Feedback about their phones and actually instead of trying to destroy their phones by murdering the battery health or making the chips that go into iPhone faulty because they were designed that way
it's tech "innovation" at it's finest. Just like crypto reinvented receipts but pretended it's something new Or how metaverse was to be VRChat but worse, but it was presented as a new never seen way of interacting. Apple made overpriced VR headset and pretends it's not a VR headset, which limits greatly what devs can make, and what end users can do.
@@cola98765 and making it cost MORE then a vr headset just makes it worse. Why pay that when you can just get a vr headset for a fraction of the cost with more features. The vision pro is just a tech demo at best, that they charge ridiculous prices for
I'd rather have a freakin little black bar over any notch, peninsula, or island any day. Whoever thought they were a good idea only ever looked at a phone while it was off.
Can companies please please please bring back the headphones jack bro not all of us want or can afford Air Pods or Air Pods Max or just prefer wired please don't delete it from history.
They would never, headphones are too high quality and affordable that way. They would rather you buy something extremely expensive, with batteries that wear down and break every 2-4 years. My hifiman HE400SE headphones are roughly $120 USD, they are headphones that use planar magnetic drivers, has a replaceable cable, decent build quality and outstanding sound. Yet for $300-400 more, you can get headphones like the sony xm5's or airpods max, which are bog standard dynamic driver headphones (dynamic drivers are cheap). And their only saving grace is having good quality ANC, and being wireless.
Find my...Bowel obstruction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG you are hilarious!!!! I don't even bother with Apple anymore - I get all my news and info from you - and it's more than enough 😆 Seriously - Apple sucks since Johnny Ives left.....
What about a big screen TV? I know plenty of Apple fans who would happily pay 5 figures for an Apple TV screen with a prominent logo. It's the easiest cast grab they could make.
one company already tried that, you could swap most of the hardware to new by just pulling it out of the phone. sadly people did not want it. most people it seems not smart as they think they are. kinda sad because it was a great idea.
@@TheLordstrider Project ARA didn't get cancelled because it was unpopular, it got cancelled because Google's investors saw the google pixel project to be more promising from a profit standpoint. As selling a whole new phone to people every time it has issues, is way more profitable then allowing people to maintain one phone and replace modules when needed.
Wow. If you pay more than 200$ for a phone, you're overpaying. The best phone I ever had costs now around 150$. And it can survive a drop from a second story window onto concrete, without breaking, or even much visual damage. And it has good specs. Only specialized phones cost more than 200$ like actually indestructible stuff with a battery life battery life longer than the entire Edo period.
I actually really did like the iPhone 5c, used mine for several years and thought the polycarbonate back was a massive improvement over the iPhone 4 I had before... Less likely to hold it wrong!
We gotta get this guy to a million subscribers ASAP; so I would like to start a pay-forward like campaign. Everyone of you should urge three people to subscribe to this channel, even if they don't speak English, so that, upon the campaign's success I can make a documentary about it... I mean we can all be proud of ourselves giving back to our friend here! Thank you.
Regarding iPhones I actually like 1 camera at the back, not 3. Wish they allowed installing or pre-installed Android on iPhones. I like the hardware, screen and titanium frame, but love Android apps. I would have bought Apple iPhone as my next phone if they allowed that. I see no problem with that in PC market. I want Windows, there you go, you want Ubuntu Linux, here you are, you want ZorinOS, there you go. Slimmer - great too, but how much battery they sacrificed? Smartwatches. Plastic to me sounds better. Hate cold metal touch. Especially in colder countries as aluminium is by itself always below room temperature. In watches I search for either non-metal bottom or a belt that goes underneath. Don't use Apple watch as it is metallic and bulky to be frank.
"Tim's here! It's time for a downgrade." 🤣
It's human-centipede time. Tim "breeds" them for pride month.
Not even watching Apple's videos anymore. Sam does a way better job.
apple actually makes quality videos and this guy is just a roaster and makes it cringe tbh
@smidgeondutchrabbit Alright Tim
@smidgeon… he farms hate views. It’s a UA-cam model to get views. I noticed it with video game creators. It’s beyond pathetic. But it works.
Dude is barely a step up from an OF model.
@@josephsmith2417 thats what samtime does. he is basically trolling. trying to spark outrage online by making up a darkside to what is actually going to be an exciting year for apple
@smidgeondutchrabbit yeah cause that mother nature video is so good right? That shii was cringe garbage
1:03 “that brings back the notch and NOTCH MUCH ELSE” LMAO! 🤣
this guy is such a genius writer!
Keep it in ya pants mate
Ngl. I was thinking the other day how much I miss smartphones you could hold and use with one hand easily. The SE is tempting.
@MelodicTurtleMetal saying: " my iphone pro max plus ultra, my lovely macbook pro, then I also bought a completely revamped my apple macair to work, and my new mac mini pro studio, and also an imac for the living room... then my new apple iPad pro and air for my sister... because they are not all the same shitty product .. they are all my, MY, MY, MY, MY NEW BRAND LOVELY ADORABLE APPLE PRODUCTS, APPLE ECOSYSTEM IS SO SEAMLESS I FEEL SURROUNDED AND PROTECTED AND NOT EVEN APPLE CAN READ MY STUFF!" fu****ing apple dwlusional fanatics...
@@MelodicTurtleMetal zip it up when your done 🍎
@@MelodicTurtleMetal You just hate when somebody gets a compliment. Go back under the bridge please.
I love it how Sam always sings the phrase, "The aaalll neeeeww".
If Sam is doing a video on Apple's 'New' products, he SHOULD at least be singing 'Innnnntroducing the allll old Apple (insert supposedly 'New' & 'innovative' product here)... 😏🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
Apple vision Lite is a perfect example of Apples philosophy of never admitting you were wrong, even if it costs you another billion dollars !
They can afford it.
I don't think they were wrong. I think they will keep spending billions so they have it ready at all times. This technology has huge potential to replace smartphones.
@@distikingnot in 20+ years, can you replace your current phone for a VR headset? Don't think so
@bedan. even in 100 years. Better be ready because you never know. Nokia wasn't ready and paid the price.
The reality is, most people don't want to strap a brick to their face for hours every day at and cost, that's why VR has been struggling to go mainstream and has been for decades.
They can add a new button but not the headphone jack?
Apple math + apple logic 😂
I miss headphone jacks on phones. The stupid adapters always work like garbage and my comfy headphones aren't wireless.
LoL
For real
Bro just get wireless headphones
The Apple UFO intro was crazy
Nah makes sense, or do you think the Cookster, Bezoid, The Zuckman or the twins Sam and Sung are actually human ?
You mean Stargate. That was a Stargate.
Funny how just speaking the truth counts as comedy
Jokes are always true
Well, when the subject is apple indeed truth is comedy.
What’s really funny is how my Apple stock has doubled in value since I bought it while you losers say how terrible the company is.
I don’t see it. I’ll think of you people after the next stock split in 2026.
@@josephsmith2417 what an enlightened person. So much so that you don't see that we're talking about how bad it is for their customers, for their shareholders they're top tier.
No, thats what comedy is. Making fun of things that exist.
"...Find my Bowel Obstruction."🤣🤣🤣
that just proves this video is actually clickbait. maybe this guy is paid
@smidgeondutchrabbit I'd say it is 100% correct. Apple is becoming the new Blackberry.
@@BuriedUnkind no theyre not
@@BuriedUnkind this guy is actually a clickbaiter. apple isnt the new blackberry. no one wants an android. this man is delusional
@@BuriedUnkind also dont trust samtime
I love always when the cat says "SUBSCRIBE TODAY".
That is genius
S.A.D -->> Something Apple Does! . . . Notch Much Else!
😂
Nailed it
actually, sad = something android does. nothing else at all.
@smidgeondutchrabbit Exactly! Because Apple copies from Android, see? They too, Apple only produces SAD!
@smidgeondutchrabbit gaming isn't going well i see...
Innovation at Apple died with Steve Jobs. Just look at the mess that is the photo App.
Possibly the worst ui I have ever seen
F* the Photos app. Instead of giving us a better ui, albums, etc... They gave us a monstrosity.
Yup. Steve has incremental updates but only for a year. Steve always look at customers first then make a features out of it not other way around unlike what apple today specially the AI thing. Nobody wants that..
To be fair. The most despicable app ever developed, iTunes media player, happened under Steve Jobs. Never has so much profanity come out of my mouth then messing with that app.
not that bad, at least nowhere near as bad as android
I love that Apple Intelligence turned out to be a big nothing burger for Apple. Maybe next time they won’t underestimate their customers.
Maybe next time they won't underestimate the market rejecting VR
yes they will
Thanks AI for adding RAM in every new product. Just don’t turn it on 😂
It's VERY HARD to underestimate the Apple fanbase. Do you know them well?
Apple's been insulting (not underestimating) their customers for years, and said customers have been taking it with a smile and handing over their wallets
32" imac is what we want with a built in air fryer
Lmao I would actually buy that instead of just the mac
you know it has an arm chip and not an intel. arm chips arent hotplates
They already did that, they called it the iMac G5 😂
I want a Mac Mini that doubles as a desk vacuum.
Export a video on a air while laying it down, it’ll fry alright
If you're looking for innovation, then by your mom an android XD
Since google bought android its becoming the apple lite
@sivasanthoshr.m2222 Google bought it way back in 2005 when iOS didn’t even exist so there wasn’t a popular android that was not developed by google.
@@sivasanthoshr.m2222 The Google Pixel version of Android yes but base Android itself thankfully hasn't gone down that path. Infact none of google's apps are included as part of Android.
@@sivasanthoshr.m2222 Google didn't buy Android. They created the OS themselves. Doesn't make it better because it requires developers who want to make apps for Android to write Java. Java is a terrible, horrible language that no one should ever write code in. The Kotlin/Flutter transpilers are somehow even worse.
@@sivasanthoshr.m2222 they should have stayed with the sharp edges...
Sam's ability to turn a 3 hour presentation into a 3 minute video that is more entertaining and somehow more informative is insane
It’s like you said a few weeks ago, it’s like Apple listens to what the public wants and then does the opposite…
it's actualy very smart thing to do. it's like Hollywood today, people want many things but most do the opposite. the reason for this is if you give people what they want they will never crave for what they want. i know it sounds strange but as you see, for some companies it works better than giving people what they actually want.
just adding an example. if you give people 40% of what they want they will crave to get the next release with 45% of what they want. if you give them lets say... iPhone 13 pro max... none will upgrade to 14..15...16. that's actually what happens from time to time. no way in hell i am upgrading my 13 pro max because it has all the things i wanted. bad business for apple and that's why they downgrading things to get to that 40% again.
sometimes it happens but rarely. take iPhone 6 for instance people use it still. and so on and so forth, you get the idea.
@TheLordstrider… is that why Hollywood is filled with a bunch of kid touching freaks? Cause society doesn’t want that… so Hollywood does it?
^ Look at the Apple fan trying to say being told what we want is a good thing.
Thanks Sam you always make us laugh 😂
this video was depressing, but i realised the entire video is lying
@smidgeondutchrabbitlmao pathetic fanboy😢
I bet Apple is going to start with their "quiet obsoleting" again - my IPhone 13 Pro Max is still a very nice phone between the performance and the premium feel of the materials. I wouldn't be surprised if certain functions like the keyboard or simply turning the phone 90 degrees begins to not work as well by this summer.
Mine’s already started after the last update.
Total battery capacity dropped from 87% to 70%
Rotating the screen causes a judder and sometimes won’t rotate at all
The camera is now laggy
And when typing, and I don’t type quickly at all, I get to the end of the sentence and have to wait to start typing until what I’ve already typed decides to show up on the screen.
But I’m still refusing to upgrade until there is a real evolution in the tech.
@@bigbywolf586 You can go and have a battery replacement. The performance is reduced when battery capacity drops below something like 80%, so not only will it last longer, it should also be snappier again. Check in the battery settings if the performance has been reduced…
"BuT tHaT's iLLeGaL!!1!"
Even after the 2023 lawsuit, Apple would not be the only one doing it. I have two Pixels. My work one I kept updated and the battery only lasts an hour after charged. My personal one is used way more with way more apps and I skipped as many updates as possible. It lasts about two days. Or at least it did until the beginning of January when a forced update was implemented and lo and behold, the battery goes down fast now. There was even a notification after the forced update was implemented saying "This update will reduce your battery's runtime and charging performance." It's true. It takes a few hours to fully charge and loses charge quickly.
@@bigbywolf586 Change the battery and - hopefully - restore performance.
You know they will I read tons of people sticking with their pro 12 and 13 so ya. I am typing on a mini 13. I think they are mad no one fell for the bs the last couple years . Plus I hear the new phones overheat that is one reason I can’t use my s24 . It overheats . If Apple does the same thing why upgrade this 13 runs cool as a cucumber.
SAMTIME, where you can always have a ball! Great Video! Thank you.
Notch Much Else
why does ever person doing a Apple promo stand wide legged like they just crapped their pants?
"Power pose"... Stupid idea
Because of the BS about to come gushing out 😂
Becaude “lt’s incredible” and “amazing!” As well as “environmentally friendly”, all with souless plastic presentation
you are just mad
Better than all the guys standing with their feet _together_ 😆😬
Even a $100 phone has a free charger. 😂
a 100 dollar phone is worth nothing. green logic board, android, cheap design, so much plastic make it useless
@smidgeondutchrabbit tf is wrong with a green board? if it does what it need to do... design is taste, android is imo better, plastic is more dureble than glass.
@smidgeondutchrabbit yah.. welcome 2025 iphone will back to use plastic... hahaha
And an sd card reader.
@@unknownpeople8422it won't be 'plastic' it'll be apples own proprietary tecno-polymer - 20% stronger than polycarbonate, and more than 600% the price
This is one of your best videos. All jokes are 10/10
Android: more features means better
Apple: more expensive means better
0:10 OMFG it's already bent! WHAT INNOVATION! APPLE REALLY IS KING!!!
No folding phones? But iPhone light will be folding for sure
were on samsung flip 6 rn , so 6*10=60years, thats how many year it will take for people to develop alzheimer and forget about it and then apple can bark at open cliff calling it "INNOVATIONE"
Buying a phone, it's like buying any other appliance now.
I will use carrier pigeons before I spend 1.5k on a phone!
But what about 3.5k on a futuristic ski google? That doesn't protect as well as a regular one?
@@Jossandoval@Jossandoval can't find anyone smashed a ski upon one to find it truly ski protective
Apple: Buy our lack-luster overpriced products!
Fanboys: Lacks INTELLIGENCE & still buys APPLE
Just admit, part of the reason you are jealous is you are poor and can’t afford it.
I don’t like Apple products, but I have doubled my money on the stock. Seems they are doing something right… but I’m sure someone like you knows better…. I bet you think you could be the CEO of Apple. When in reality, you would have a mental breakdown after 2 hours.
Of course… some gay painting for a photo.
@@josephsmith2417 its AI generated, still extremely creepy
Do you like AI generated photos? We put an AI on your phone so it can make more of them!
samsung is also overpriced as well
'Find my bowel obstruction' LOL
that was cringe
10 years back, in Samsung I had different volume controls for media and calls. My call volume will be high and the media volume will be moderate. It really sucks that apple doesn’t have this simple feature.
That thumbnail was HILARIOUS mate..🤣👍👍
"Innnnnnnntroducing the alllll OLD Apple - (insert 'Apple's 'New' and 'Innovative' product here).... 😏🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
What about the home pod and home control display?
After decades of being a tech fan, I’m thinking about turning Amish😂
I think Jensen finally convinced me that they are completely disassociated with their customers.
you cant live without electronic connections. exposure to electronic devices is like water. you need it to live
So they can add onto the phones like a wort on the side, but can re implement a headphone jack?
theres no space for an audio port and apples not putting an audio port in a random spot.
@ There should be enough space, and if there is not for some reason it would give Apple a reason to increase the storage and cooling
@@TheFerruimGuy you know apple already added that 1tb is a lot and the cooling is fine its not a space heater
@smidgeondutchrabbit How else am I supposed to run RE 4 on my phone
You don’t understand they just don’t have the r&d to implement something they removed
An overwhelming video for underwhelming products... thanks, Sam!
Loved the space ship transition in the starting
Love from India❤
Rumors say upcoming Apple laptops may have 32GB or more memory...in 2030.
It's only a matter of time before they try to sell us a $1000 phone stand.
The look on my daughter's friends faces when I constantly said " adidas " everytime they were over and got adidas adds all over their social media feeds. Thanks Siri 🤣
2025: 7th year in a row of Huawei smartphones beating iPhones in taking pictures.
huawei phones are bricks compared to iphones. even a dead iphone thats cracked is worth way more than a huawei
@smidgeondutchrabbit i see, you are either a bot or really hurt by the truth.
@@djsentox its not the truth. huawei will never become a relevant vendor and apple is on top forever
@@djsentox only a delusional buyer would get a huawei
@smidgeondutchrabbit I bet you think McDonalds is the best burger because they sell the most.
Iphone intelligence: pay a grand for web-services available to anyone with a phone newer than about 2015!
I can't believe they're doubling down on the $3500 VR headset OMG 😂
Holding on to my 2020 SE (with a home button, by God!) for as long as possible...
It would have been a great idea to actually listen to their own customers for real Feedback about their phones and actually instead of trying to destroy their phones by murdering the battery health or making the chips that go into iPhone faulty because they were designed that way
Apples inability to let people use the apple vision for any of the things people actually use vr for continues to astound me
it's tech "innovation" at it's finest.
Just like crypto reinvented receipts but pretended it's something new
Or how metaverse was to be VRChat but worse, but it was presented as a new never seen way of interacting.
Apple made overpriced VR headset and pretends it's not a VR headset, which limits greatly what devs can make, and what end users can do.
@@cola98765 and making it cost MORE then a vr headset just makes it worse. Why pay that when you can just get a vr headset for a fraction of the cost with more features. The vision pro is just a tech demo at best, that they charge ridiculous prices for
I'd rather have a freakin little black bar over any notch, peninsula, or island any day. Whoever thought they were a good idea only ever looked at a phone while it was off.
It's always great to see a fun of Apple.
Can companies please please please bring back the headphones jack bro not all of us want or can afford Air Pods or Air Pods Max or just prefer wired please don't delete it from history.
They would never, headphones are too high quality and affordable that way. They would rather you buy something extremely expensive, with batteries that wear down and break every 2-4 years.
My hifiman HE400SE headphones are roughly $120 USD, they are headphones that use planar magnetic drivers, has a replaceable cable, decent build quality and outstanding sound. Yet for $300-400 more, you can get headphones like the sony xm5's or airpods max, which are bog standard dynamic driver headphones (dynamic drivers are cheap). And their only saving grace is having good quality ANC, and being wireless.
i cant believe this channel exists and people still buy apple products...
Bought my mom an android and she never been more happier 😂😂😂😂
Find my...Bowel obstruction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG you are hilarious!!!! I don't even bother with Apple anymore - I get all my news and info from you - and it's more than enough 😆
Seriously - Apple sucks since Johnny Ives left.....
The whole "let's make things thinner, prettier and useless" trend started exactly because of Jony Ive
23: disappointed by the products
2024: disappointed by the announcements
2025: disappointed by the total apathy
lol, Apple is the world's most expensive brick factory.
Happy to be here within minutes of upload 🎉🎉🎉
Dude, would love to see videos on other subjects too. Really enjoy your videos and think it would be fun to watch your take on other stuff.
when they do bring face id to their laptops its going to be another "oh they didn't have that?" from non apple users who have had if for years.
I am already using Android since... 2011 or so? IDK.
I tried an iphone last year, forget it. That is so damn stupid.
What about a big screen TV? I know plenty of Apple fans who would happily pay 5 figures for an Apple TV screen with a prominent logo. It's the easiest cast grab they could make.
Seriously scary how much technology is regressing. Why don't we upgrade phone parts like we do PC parts???
one company already tried that, you could swap most of the hardware to new by just pulling it out of the phone. sadly people did not want it. most people it seems not smart as they think they are. kinda sad because it was a great idea.
@@TheLordstriderI remember that phone. It's so sad it didn't get popular
@@TheLordstrider Project ARA didn't get cancelled because it was unpopular, it got cancelled because Google's investors saw the google pixel project to be more promising from a profit standpoint. As selling a whole new phone to people every time it has issues, is way more profitable then allowing people to maintain one phone and replace modules when needed.
Technology is regressing because it's more profitable that way
Wow. If you pay more than 200$ for a phone, you're overpaying. The best phone I ever had costs now around 150$. And it can survive a drop from a second story window onto concrete, without breaking, or even much visual damage. And it has good specs. Only specialized phones cost more than 200$ like actually indestructible stuff with a battery life battery life longer than the entire Edo period.
1:57 Girrrrrrl, get outta our way!
Using 'Air' in iphone branding is true innovation. I'm... BLOWN away.
hey Apple vision, turn on xray vision filter 😳
I'm still using an iphone 12 mini.. it looks like the new ones are just reselling my phone. 😅
You're hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂
Continue with your videos!!
You had me running to the Apple Store app to search that iPhone air and se
I think the price of the apple vision lite on the thumbnail is wrong - it should be 3 699$.
Coming here for my Apple News. Are they really bringing a vision lite out ?
No Touch Screen Laptop in 2025 is MAD DISRESPECTFUL
00:41 - 'iPhone Air'... Zack/JerryRigEverything enters the chat... 😏👌🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
I love Apple Intelligence, because that means They’ll make new Version of niche products like the Mini, so I can deactivate AI on a while new device.
Find My Bowl Obstruction would be an Apple product actually worth considering for once.
"find my bowel obstruction" 😂
that wasnt funny at all.
Lmao the thumbnail had me dying 🤣
“iPhone rrrrr” 😂
The Vision Pro is now gone and no one is talking about 😢😢
I actually really did like the iPhone 5c, used mine for several years and thought the polycarbonate back was a massive improvement over the iPhone 4 I had before... Less likely to hold it wrong!
We gotta get this guy to a million subscribers ASAP; so I would like to start a pay-forward like campaign. Everyone of you should urge three people to subscribe to this channel, even if they don't speak English, so that, upon the campaign's success I can make a documentary about it... I mean we can all be proud of ourselves giving back to our friend here! Thank you.
I'd never buy an apple product purely out of principle....
Apple intelligence?
Contradictio in terminis.
2025 apple products are actually going to be really exciting. he just made up a dark side to it that wont actually happen/matter
I had to pause 3 times to check whether these products were real.
Yknow this guy gonna blow up big one day 🎉
and I just had a bowel obstruction...4 days in the hospital with a large painful tube down my nose to vent my stomach...what a coincidence!
I just bought the metaquest 3, it was $3000 less than apple vision. Say no more.
i love these videos
Have we peaked technologically? This is embarrassing.
Technology peaked decades ago
Technology peaked with George Droyd
I love your hair.
If only they spent more time innovating vs scamming more for less
Regarding iPhones I actually like 1 camera at the back, not 3. Wish they allowed installing or pre-installed Android on iPhones. I like the hardware, screen and titanium frame, but love Android apps. I would have bought Apple iPhone as my next phone if they allowed that. I see no problem with that in PC market. I want Windows, there you go, you want Ubuntu Linux, here you are, you want ZorinOS, there you go. Slimmer - great too, but how much battery they sacrificed?
Smartwatches. Plastic to me sounds better. Hate cold metal touch. Especially in colder countries as aluminium is by itself always below room temperature. In watches I search for either non-metal bottom or a belt that goes underneath. Don't use Apple watch as it is metallic and bulky to be frank.
I got the 16 pro Max and that camera button is dumb as shyt. And that apple intelligence is just Google search
$1499 for a phone with only a single back camera is criminal!
“We bring more for less” - “actually, it is the other way around”
and reverse it yet again
@smidgeondutchrabbit bot aahh comment.
I thought UA-cam recommended me an old video about old apple products, until I saw the posting date...
Does anyone really want a slimmer iPhone?
Money corrupts everything.
Unpopular opinion: I would replace the google speaker with the HomePod speaker with a screen. Hopefully it will have the same 10in as the google one
Lol, this guy is what we needed.
Apple is in fact not taking notes