I asked my fans to roast me, and it hurts

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  • Опубліковано 29 кві 2021
  • I asked my fans to #roastme
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 463

  • @alexhollon7526
    @alexhollon7526 3 роки тому +381

    If John Petrucci is Five Guys, you're Burger King.

    • @BecomeTheKnight
      @BecomeTheKnight  3 роки тому +145

      Oooooffff

    • @v4v819
      @v4v819 3 роки тому +16

      Who'd you rather be a multi-billion dollar franchise king, or a multi-million dollar hamburger flipper...

    • @loweffortproductions1985
      @loweffortproductions1985 3 роки тому +13

      Dream Theater is literally five guys.

    • @TheAxe4Ever
      @TheAxe4Ever 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking more Krystal. 😂

    • @balls.2235
      @balls.2235 3 роки тому +1

      You killed him 😢

  • @kennethgdula712
    @kennethgdula712 3 роки тому +312

    "You're tacky and I hate you" is from School of Rock. the stylist for the band says it to Jack Black after he tells the kids to get pissed off

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 3 роки тому +11

      I only remember the scene where jack black sings “greatest love of all”

    • @149CreepingDeath08
      @149CreepingDeath08 3 роки тому +7

      Ok you see me after class!

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 2 роки тому +4

      "you are ugly and you have body odahh!"

  • @danleach266
    @danleach266 3 роки тому +305

    "Just don't talk about prog around women and you'll find a wife."
    -Jordan Peterson, probably.

    • @seemann2401
      @seemann2401 3 роки тому +5

      Damn that hurt

    • @starrk7158
      @starrk7158 3 роки тому +10

      This hurts for real. I guess it's just something we prog musicians have to live with.

    • @mikequinlivan8842
      @mikequinlivan8842 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 Spitting strait 🔥

    • @alphaenemyplus8376
      @alphaenemyplus8376 3 роки тому +6

      Probably the only truth that ever left Jordan Peterson's lips, honestly.

    • @tromboneman4517
      @tromboneman4517 3 роки тому +8

      The way around this is to find a woman who A. isn’t bothered by something as trivial as music tastes or B. a woman who loves prog metal.

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 3 роки тому +285

    “My opinions are correct because I’m not stupid”

    • @BecomeTheKnight
      @BecomeTheKnight  3 роки тому +159

      I said I hold opinions I BELIEVE to be correct. It baffles me that people expect you to hold opinions you believe to be false

    • @m3ta_the_viking789
      @m3ta_the_viking789 3 роки тому +22

      that's gonna age like fine wine

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 3 роки тому +109

      @@BecomeTheKnight I agree with you completely but I also want to make fun of you.

    • @mrcringe73226
      @mrcringe73226 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @d3us3xmach1na5
      @d3us3xmach1na5 3 роки тому +5

      How do you misquote someone when the actual audio is accessible above your comment?

  • @darkdudironaji
    @darkdudironaji 3 роки тому +160

    Mike tells us he's left handed just so we excuse his quality of guitar playing.

  • @marksman1107
    @marksman1107 3 роки тому +74

    You remind me of Become the Knight and I hate that guy

  • @corbinm5237
    @corbinm5237 3 роки тому +207

    We were preparing our whole lives for this moment

  • @dneuens
    @dneuens 3 роки тому +171

    It’s too bad less people know about Andromeda than your shameless tribute act, otherwise they’d know my roast was legit 🔥.

    • @loneponderer495
      @loneponderer495 3 роки тому +2

      At first I thought it was about the TV show. Well until the steal their album bit. Then I knew it was a band because Kevin Sorbo can't act let alone make music.

  • @pascalg16
    @pascalg16 3 роки тому +48

    Mike : *breathes*
    "...which reminds me that our new Crusade album is out!"

  • @heiro9611
    @heiro9611 3 роки тому +43

    You look like you play Messugah on an acoustic guitar at a party to impress the ladies

  • @corpmex
    @corpmex 3 роки тому +29

    Mike always looks like he's on the verge of telling you he has a drug problem.

  • @charlie1619
    @charlie1619 3 роки тому +59

    Crusade is just a Dream Theater tribute band trying to write your own songs.

    • @ScreaminT81
      @ScreaminT81 3 роки тому +6

      Yes..... but a far better vocalist

    • @sqlb3rn
      @sqlb3rn 2 роки тому

      40 years old I'm still trying to write Pantera songs... lul

    • @billbyrd5198
      @billbyrd5198 Рік тому

      The aborted love fetuses of Dream Theater and Opeth.

  • @seanwechsler6783
    @seanwechsler6783 3 роки тому +151

    You being a “snob” is kind of why I come to this channel in the first place. Even when you’re shitting on my favorites, it’s kind of why I come here. To hear a music snobs opinions on famous albums in rock and metal. Keep making awesome videos.

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 3 роки тому +10

      I come to make fun of him

    • @poke-champ4256
      @poke-champ4256 3 роки тому +7

      @@conormurphy4328 at this point we all are aware of you just being here to make fun of him Mr.Murphy. But not stopping, you almost became something of an integral part of this channel lol

    • @4zafinc
      @4zafinc 3 роки тому +1

      It's like humiliation kink, but musically

    • @nolanbarbee7051
      @nolanbarbee7051 2 роки тому

      Same but I would never listen to his bands album

    • @halfunder9712
      @halfunder9712 2 роки тому

      @@nolanbarbee7051 it's really good btw

  • @daveataway1952
    @daveataway1952 3 роки тому +36

    On insta I lost it when reading "you peaked at watching children dislike music"

  • @LordofDiamondsMetal
    @LordofDiamondsMetal 3 роки тому +52

    Mike about Tool: "The bass is too loud"
    Spoken like someone who's never heard a good audible bass mix.

    • @4zafinc
      @4zafinc 3 роки тому +3

      That's what listening to John Myung mix and And Justice For All does to your ears

    • @CynHicks
      @CynHicks 2 роки тому

      I have no problem hearing Myung in the mix. Never have.

    • @CynHicks
      @CynHicks 2 роки тому

      Also, thinking about it anytime there is a keyboardist like Jordan the bass guitar isn't going to stand out as much for obvious reasons.

  • @nashrarig4439
    @nashrarig4439 3 роки тому +35

    Half Price Books didn't accept your album.

  • @JohnSmith-bd3dv
    @JohnSmith-bd3dv 3 роки тому +28

    Just so you know rumspringa is when Amish people go to the real world for a year so they can decide whether they want to be Amish forever or not and they usually do some crazy shit.

    • @Norokusaki
      @Norokusaki 3 роки тому +1

      Cracked me up, wondering if he edited it that way on purpose bc right after he says I'm from Pennsylvania,

  • @thedisabledviking
    @thedisabledviking 3 роки тому +13

    3:09 your alcoholic aunt does not count as a "girlfriend"

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 3 роки тому +19

    Your entire being is the faces and sounds Wes Scantlin makes when covering Nirvana's About a Girl.

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 3 роки тому +21

    You look like what Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd did to Nirvana's song: "About A Girl" on SiriusXM last year.

  • @alexganje8110
    @alexganje8110 3 роки тому +7

    His eyebrows are higher than the cymbals in the untethered angel music video

  • @jacklandy5704
    @jacklandy5704 3 роки тому +14

    It was truly an honour to roast the man himself \m/

  • @Ergoperidot
    @Ergoperidot 3 роки тому +4

    You’re tacky and I hate you is a school of rock reference lmao dead

  • @jeremyredd
    @jeremyredd 3 роки тому +9

    you have the guitar playing skills of Rick Allen.

    • @Firebrand1967
      @Firebrand1967 3 роки тому +4

      Whoa.
      LOL!

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 3 роки тому +4

      I’m offended on behalf of Rick Allen but that’s also a really clever insult

  • @El__Leche
    @El__Leche 3 роки тому +8

    alright, Tasteless Jesus, someone make it happen

  • @seanbeadles7421
    @seanbeadles7421 3 роки тому +8

    Guitars are the only instrument where they make a different version for lefties. Every other instrument is built ambidextrous but guitar players gotta feel special huh

  • @dashiellsisson9263
    @dashiellsisson9263 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you for using my roasts Mike, also, the Jerk Store called, they’re running out of Crusade Merch...

  • @jaketrombley8262
    @jaketrombley8262 3 роки тому +5

    You look like the guy who smoked the ditch weed and tried to tell others it was danks. Love your content bro much respect.

  • @MrCabezaborradora
    @MrCabezaborradora 3 роки тому +4

    You are the Skip Bayless of music youtubers. Jokes aside, I appreciate someone who's willing to discuss music as passionately as you do, even if I don't t agree with every one of your takes. Greetings from Chile, man.

  • @nu-punkrants1551
    @nu-punkrants1551 3 роки тому

    Nothing but respect for you and your content. I've learned alot and found a few new favorite bands.

  • @michaelberresford4291
    @michaelberresford4291 3 роки тому +5

    I had a theory that people that grew a moustache lose their lip line as if their lip receeds into their mouth, then I grew up and thought it sounded really stupid.

  • @Alex_Varriale
    @Alex_Varriale 3 роки тому +3

    Like Winston Churchill said, if you have enemies then that's good, you actually stood up for something.

  • @graysonhoward1562
    @graysonhoward1562 3 роки тому +7

    I love you Mike, and think your opinions are well thought out and mostly valid. It's how you present them every now and then that can come off as snobby or elitist.

  • @connoriquada5429
    @connoriquada5429 3 роки тому +3

    Rising visionary is actually really kickass dude, good shit on the record 👌🏻

  • @boremnogueira1659
    @boremnogueira1659 3 роки тому

    I just listened to Rising Visionary, i fucking love the bass, so thick. You´re not welcome's breakdown with the singer screaming is one of the highlights of the Album for sure

  • @antemorph66
    @antemorph66 3 роки тому

    Your intro was spot on. So very true I can relate my dude

  • @brandonbonds7120
    @brandonbonds7120 3 роки тому +10

    I've listened to the new album a couple times and I just wanna say you really impressed me with your lead work. You really can play with feel, I was expecting more shreddy stuff. Also you look like Wes Scantlin between assault charges #Roasted

  • @18FrozenAngels
    @18FrozenAngels 3 роки тому

    It’s really nice to see Mike take part in this video. It lets us know that he is only human.

  • @Timooooooooonelo
    @Timooooooooonelo 3 роки тому

    Your new album is really great

  • @johnwallace2319
    @johnwallace2319 3 роки тому +1

    the intro? speaks to my heart

  • @chadaussie5700
    @chadaussie5700 3 роки тому +1

    You got me into metal thank you for changing my life

  • @davchr214
    @davchr214 3 роки тому +3

    "You're tacky and I hate you" was a School of Rock reference, Mike XD

  • @TallicaMan1986
    @TallicaMan1986 3 роки тому +14

    Mans cut his hair because he thought it ups his odds with the ladies lmao

  • @tetsuoooo_on_twitch
    @tetsuoooo_on_twitch 3 роки тому +1

    That drawing Fred Durst from memory roast had me busting up.

  • @SophieTheBagel1984
    @SophieTheBagel1984 3 роки тому +10

    Never clicked a video so fast. Also, just subbed to Rudy. Thank you.

  • @fanamatakecick97
    @fanamatakecick97 3 роки тому +1

    I honestly feel bad after this, these were ruthless. You got a nice fucking beard, man

  • @dillytheguy130
    @dillytheguy130 3 роки тому

    Cool that I got included haha! Love the content Mike and the new album is badass 👌🙌

  • @fvmto
    @fvmto 3 роки тому

    So glad to be featured, keep it up mike 🤟🏾

  • @ArcherWillows
    @ArcherWillows 3 роки тому +2

    Being able to laugh at yourself is an important virtue, so i would say you passed the ego check for this video

  • @tommywho924
    @tommywho924 3 роки тому

    I liked your early videos in the Mountain Dew shirt the best

  • @benjaminprietop
    @benjaminprietop 3 роки тому +3

    Your Crusade didn't even make it to Jerusalem :O

  • @ben1ben
    @ben1ben 3 роки тому +7

    The Fred Durst ones are the best 😂

  • @Gizmo-st1ky
    @Gizmo-st1ky 3 роки тому

    Hahaha love this! Some of these roasts are great.

  • @craytonbuchanan
    @craytonbuchanan 2 роки тому +1

    This was hysterical man! I was laughing like a hyena!
    P.S. From what I've heard so far, that Crusade album is really good! Really digging the melodies on that!

  • @bvailcards44
    @bvailcards44 3 роки тому

    Yo, congrats on the album. It's pretty brave to even put stuff out there! I put my stuff out there and in two weeks I got 1k streams, which is fucking insane. If I had 2000 monthly listeners I'd probably die of shock. Rn we have 273. Fucking INSANE

  • @blakerogers9600
    @blakerogers9600 3 роки тому +2

    Crusade sounds like Great Value Periphery.

  • @Watergrovey
    @Watergrovey 3 роки тому +1

    “Dollar store Aragorn” that one broke me.

  • @imjstmichael86
    @imjstmichael86 Рік тому

    He's a good sport I think more ppl should do videos like this

  • @ryanlogan35
    @ryanlogan35 3 роки тому +1

    The crusade album is 🔥. I love insatiable with Standing before the fall a close second

  • @ehoc42
    @ehoc42 3 роки тому +2

    The Dave Mustaine's singing one made me lmao

  • @jamingaming3453
    @jamingaming3453 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao, kip dymatie vibes and john pertucci ones make me laugh so hard

  • @AB-ws5dy
    @AB-ws5dy 3 роки тому

    Ur bands album cover looks like the intro edit to a cod trickshot compilation

  • @trashcan7175
    @trashcan7175 3 роки тому +2

    All those roasts were so good. 🤣

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 3 роки тому +3

    11:53 that comment _"You're Tacky and I Hate You"_ is from the movie School of Rock.

    • @BecomeTheKnight
      @BecomeTheKnight  3 роки тому +3

      Ah! Thank you for the reference!

    • @MarvinCZ
      @MarvinCZ 3 роки тому

      @@BecomeTheKnight This is the scene: ua-cam.com/video/kdkVnZsOgJA/v-deo.html

  • @ammarD
    @ammarD 3 роки тому +3

    anthony fantano for poor people

  • @NavidKhan84
    @NavidKhan84 2 роки тому

    I thought you played Silent Bob for real! lol

  • @aidanmahoney9865
    @aidanmahoney9865 Рік тому

    “They’re all sellouts, they all play the repetition bell time after time…
    which reminds me, the new Crusade album is out”

  • @PerfectPlex090
    @PerfectPlex090 3 роки тому +1

    That Doors/Nirvana roast had me lmao 🤣

  • @JacobStoneFilms
    @JacobStoneFilms 3 роки тому

    haha you really do come off that way....but to know you....you're one of the nicest and most awesome dudes I know. :)

  • @danielmadeson311
    @danielmadeson311 Рік тому

    Mike is like John Petrucci thinking he could play at Woodstock 69!!

  • @swordsmen6
    @swordsmen6 3 роки тому

    "Extension of the Wish" is straight fire. This is inarguable.

  • @nicholasbondy3079
    @nicholasbondy3079 3 роки тому +1

    Rings of saturn called and want the tacky album name back.

  • @m.j.vazquez4720
    @m.j.vazquez4720 3 роки тому

    i loved that discount aragorn lol

  • @jjonchh
    @jjonchh 3 роки тому +3

    11:52 School of Rock reference lol

    • @tunein9001
      @tunein9001 3 роки тому +1

      "ok, see me after class"

  • @kingoftherodeo87
    @kingoftherodeo87 3 роки тому +4

    You look like Fred Durst, if Fred Durst sniffed glue.

  • @CaptainTass
    @CaptainTass 3 роки тому

    lol...I think you're the man. Keep it going, bro.

  • @ChristianApologeticsTruther
    @ChristianApologeticsTruther 3 роки тому

    Playing ice cream truck music in the background is pretty roast worthy

  • @Unknown-jb7qq
    @Unknown-jb7qq 3 роки тому +2

    More fun things like this

  • @tpags7398
    @tpags7398 3 роки тому +1

    You were this close to picking mine
    THIS CLOSE

  • @jr.9792
    @jr.9792 3 роки тому

    I used headphones for the first time in forever and thought someone was whistling and I'm home alone. What even are those background noises lol.

  • @lana-vc3go
    @lana-vc3go 3 роки тому

    i was waiting for this one
    TURN IT UP

  • @ChaosReacon137
    @ChaosReacon137 3 роки тому

    Rising Visionary just called, they want to know if they're an album or just a long ass song
    (Roasts aside, nice job on the album)

  • @kuromyou7969
    @kuromyou7969 3 роки тому

    I don't think you come off as snobby at all, but actually very knowledgeable and confident in the content you talk about.

  • @PCStPierre
    @PCStPierre 3 роки тому +7

    I actually love the album, can’t roast that.

  • @gayfox9758
    @gayfox9758 3 роки тому

    Mike. Can you please do a comprehensive music theory course. Even if it’s a patreon thing. I don’t know about others but I’d definitely pay for it.

  • @NK-bz9wb
    @NK-bz9wb 2 роки тому +1

    Mike's hair looks so soft, but his arms look even softer.

  • @wesleytrott6397
    @wesleytrott6397 3 роки тому

    Silent Bob’s not so silence brother.

  • @lifewithroseiana1479
    @lifewithroseiana1479 3 роки тому

    We are here for it😎

  • @TheLottolandus
    @TheLottolandus 3 роки тому

    A blue light wont turn on when it sees your couch.

  • @bradya456
    @bradya456 3 роки тому

    Wish you brought Chuck back for this one

  • @superstarthomas
    @superstarthomas 3 роки тому

    To be far you seem way to chill to even be a snob.

  • @jamiemacmillan4056
    @jamiemacmillan4056 3 роки тому +9

    Crusade's like that one Dream Theater clone who got signed when screaming was trendy so wound up being another generic melodic metalcore band that happened to play in odd time signatures.

  • @TheSamuraiApocalypse
    @TheSamuraiApocalypse 3 роки тому

    I'm really blown away by the first few tracks so far. What do you look for in other musicians? Is it a bad idea to work with talent that's not quite there if they seem dedicated and willing to put in the work? I have this friend that I'd like to include, but I'm not convinced he's been putting in the amount of work we agreed would be necessary to get there.

  • @BigSleepy985
    @BigSleepy985 2 роки тому +1

    You’re the human embodiment of “Uh, actually…”

  • @DevandTay0501
    @DevandTay0501 2 роки тому

    glad you thought my fart comment was pretty good. Love the content Mike!!! If at all possible I kinda wanted to pick your brain about Johnny Cash seeing as I haven't heard much mentioning of him on your channel.

  • @sqlb3rn
    @sqlb3rn 2 роки тому

    I didn't know you could leave comments on Spotify. I feel like my world has just been expanded.

  • @rodrigocampo9014
    @rodrigocampo9014 2 роки тому

    Love your shirt... ✈️🌁🗽

  • @bojangles4704
    @bojangles4704 2 роки тому

    Its your smarmy delivery

  • @017aqpqgqika9
    @017aqpqgqika9 3 роки тому

    So ruthless😂

  • @PatrickMullenDrums
    @PatrickMullenDrums 3 роки тому

    roast aside I definitely think your content has gotten better since those kids disliking music ;)