Network problems MTN vs Vodacom vs Telkom Parody - Lasizwe

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Watch till the end the difference between these cellular network! Enjoy this video.
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  • @LasizweDambuza
    @LasizweDambuza  4 роки тому +653

    Drop your video ideas below 🤣🤞🏾🔥

    • @jessicak7282
      @jessicak7282 4 роки тому +15

      I love this video lasizwe I love you so much

    • @Jirehb8
      @Jirehb8 4 роки тому +167

      Public school children VS Private school children, maybe 🤔🤣✨

    • @carmy_v
      @carmy_v 4 роки тому +63

      Do a video on taking the Driver's licence road test.

    • @Jirehb8
      @Jirehb8 4 роки тому +35

      We actually need Living with Afrikaans ep9🙏😁

    • @ethanmcdonald2158
      @ethanmcdonald2158 4 роки тому +49

      Diiferent moms reacting to puberty

  • @timothy2491
    @timothy2491 4 роки тому +1586

    When you don't want to get sued
    - "MTTN"

  • @scottsmith9903
    @scottsmith9903 4 роки тому +246

    "It's Britney B*tch"😂😂😂

  • @carmy_v
    @carmy_v 4 роки тому +1303

    Being connected to Telellicom is like being connected to a potato.

  • @tatumdejongh1672
    @tatumdejongh1672 4 роки тому +196

    “But you have to roam around the whole bush to find network” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    TELKOM IS MY FAVE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ksway8471
    @ksway8471 4 роки тому +682

    I love how you left Cell C out, we know that the company is finished

    • @athena5710
      @athena5710 4 роки тому +11

      What do you mean by finished?

    • @ksway8471
      @ksway8471 4 роки тому +44

      @@athena5710 Cell C has debt of more than R9 billion.

    • @athena5710
      @athena5710 4 роки тому +27

      @@ksway8471 oh damn... I didn't know...Thank you for answering

    • @ninabts7127
      @ninabts7127 4 роки тому +33

      Wow and Cell C is my network

    • @athena5710
      @athena5710 4 роки тому +19

      @@ninabts7127 same here xD

  • @justinfleurs7758
    @justinfleurs7758 4 роки тому +153

    Why does Janet sound like Mama Jack! My stomach hurts. I'm crying here😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @meisienkuna4801
      @meisienkuna4801 4 роки тому +6

      MAMA JACK 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @alitamatsabisa9601
      @alitamatsabisa9601 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashbash2634
      @ashbash2634 3 роки тому +2

      Im dying 😂

  • @nolwaziinyalungu
    @nolwaziinyalungu 4 роки тому +1171

    The Zimbabwean accent finishes me 😂😂

  • @monalisaeve1075
    @monalisaeve1075 4 роки тому +172

    Lindiwe: are you Janet Jackson?
    Janet: who's that?
    Lindiwe: sorry, bad joke..😂😂

  • @ntoniaa3667
    @ntoniaa3667 4 роки тому +557

    Telkom doesn’t even answer for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duncanjacobs402
    @duncanjacobs402 4 роки тому +438

    “Boo- boo- Interracial big boot-... Are you accusing me?”
    “So you say I am watching ma pona pona!?!?” 🤣🤣🤣🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️

  • @lindarose591
    @lindarose591 4 роки тому +81

    When Janet Jackson said “You better stop that shit” at 4:43 I lost it😂😂😂😂

  • @Jirehb8
    @Jirehb8 4 роки тому +619

    Who liked without even watching the full video🤣🤣

    • @cindy_m7343
      @cindy_m7343 4 роки тому +9

      I always like lasizwe before watching because i already know 😂😂❤

    • @Jirehb8
      @Jirehb8 4 роки тому +4

      @@cindy_m7343 same whatsup group my friend!!! 🤣💯

    • @ih8dannyyy
      @ih8dannyyy 4 роки тому +2

      @@cindy_m7343 same 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because I know it's always going to be good

    • @cindy_m7343
      @cindy_m7343 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly 😊

    • @aneledube4721
      @aneledube4721 4 роки тому +2

      I always do cause his always funny 😂

  • @tebogosehlare2127
    @tebogosehlare2127 4 роки тому +178

    We really need to see this Zimbabwean guy. He’s really doing the things 😂🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️

  • @nyeleticandicesibisi6680
    @nyeleticandicesibisi6680 4 роки тому +252

    Some people must have have liked before even watching the video...and that's because we all know that Lasizwe makes wonderful videos.😂😃😃

    • @thatolawrence6440
      @thatolawrence6440 4 роки тому +1

      Vele hao💙💙💙💙, he does indeed

    • @ss-ld6ud
      @ss-ld6ud 4 роки тому +1

      I do that all the time...he's good🔥🔥❤

    • @makhosazana9591
      @makhosazana9591 4 роки тому +1

      Never disappoints hle 😆😆 he must start his own network or buy eskom

    • @bohlalenchabeleng1370
      @bohlalenchabeleng1370 4 роки тому +1

      Super wonderful videos.💯💯💯

    • @SafarKhalily
      @SafarKhalily 19 днів тому

      ​@@bohlalenchabeleng1370🎉😊🎉

  • @paballodithebe147
    @paballodithebe147 4 роки тому +53

    The Vodacom is legit how they respond, I was once told "Argh shame" after R157 airtime went missing

  • @bushra7352
    @bushra7352 4 роки тому +576

    The guy talking in a woman's voice is bloody hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Isa53_
    @Isa53_ 4 роки тому +158

    The last caller’s voice though 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevekima8881
      @stevekima8881 4 роки тому +8

      I was laughing so much too🤣🤣. And she even didn't finish and got cut off

    • @Rugby.fanatic
      @Rugby.fanatic 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @joymabuza9736
      @joymabuza9736 3 роки тому +2

      She sounds like Mama Jack

  • @ashtonjansen822
    @ashtonjansen822 4 роки тому +147

    I literally called the telkom call center last week nd the accuracy is spot on🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lorynadna
      @lorynadna 4 роки тому +6

      I refuse to believe this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashtonjansen822
      @ashtonjansen822 4 роки тому +5

      The wifi had some problems so we needed telkom to come and fix it.I literally had to report the fault 3 times then I called the call center and it went exactly as in lasizwe's video🤣🤣

    • @lorynadna
      @lorynadna 4 роки тому +4

      @@ashtonjansen822 I can imagine 😂😂😂

    • @jadonvanwyk7044
      @jadonvanwyk7044 4 роки тому +2

      Ashton Jansen same happened to us

  • @Annalie500
    @Annalie500 4 роки тому +98

    Telkom will never answer that quickly 😂

  • @aceayy9973
    @aceayy9973 4 роки тому +254

    I never thought my own country (South Africa) had these type of funny channels
    They are funny since they are relatable

  • @njabulo2336
    @njabulo2336 2 роки тому +7

    What Lasizwe said about Vodacom is nothing but the truth and it was in a hilarious way too😂😂😂😂

  • @mzwakithi
    @mzwakithi 4 роки тому +559

    “Can I have a name for a surname?” 😅😂

  • @somayukihira2117
    @somayukihira2117 4 роки тому +339

    The Tellilacom caller be sounding like Mama Jack.

  • @rebornmystic3274
    @rebornmystic3274 4 роки тому +257

    "It's like a bloody Eskom. Shet!" My stomach hurts 😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @cherrylpine
    @cherrylpine 4 роки тому +65

    🤣🤣🤣 081.....
    Just like bloody eskom 🤣🤣🤣
    “Janette Jackson: “Am here at room standing . . .”
    Telilacom “ e busy ithiti hello, hello, hello”

  • @smurfeyblue3667
    @smurfeyblue3667 4 роки тому +147

    "Unchofunetly"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yey you kill me everytime with this

  • @yvonnengema5325
    @yvonnengema5325 4 роки тому +56

    “Uyamdlal’uwhatsapp??”🤣😂literally “do you play WhatsApp?” ⚰️ 👏

  • @randomguy2106
    @randomguy2106 4 роки тому +300

    Those 3 dislikes r from mtn,vodacom and telcom😂

  • @siphesihleqoko3322
    @siphesihleqoko3322 4 роки тому +71

    Lol Telkom has the most chilled staff ever 😂😂😂

  • @nyeleticandicesibisi6680
    @nyeleticandicesibisi6680 4 роки тому +264

    Janet Jackson😂
    The network is also shedding and leaving like the bloody cops😂😂
    Rate the call after the 'peep'
    This guy finishes me😂😂
    👇👍👍

  • @darryltieties3112
    @darryltieties3112 4 роки тому +19

    "It's loadshedding this side, now network is also shedding"😂😂😂

  • @EffieEscandelo.
    @EffieEscandelo. 4 роки тому +53

    As an ex call centre agent and obviously i own a phone, this was one extremely funny video!!! 10's across the board!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe 4 роки тому +108

    The microphone on her headset is a dentures brush
    Lmao

    • @makhosazana9591
      @makhosazana9591 4 роки тому +1

      Zubair Khan u are the real mvp 😆😆 I spent 20seconds wondering what it was

    • @alyssakhan5733
      @alyssakhan5733 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jmtales
    @jmtales 4 роки тому +80

    I looveee yoouu,I am literally watching and rewatching your videos everyday🤣 Love from Kenya🇰🇪

  • @noemiamanuel2435
    @noemiamanuel2435 4 роки тому +24

    “Can I have a name for a surname” “Unchovinately” 🤣🤣 tellilikom was the best. Quantity over quality is so accurate😭😂😂😂😂 but fortunately my area is pretty good 85% of the time

  • @felicitymemela1963
    @felicitymemela1963 4 роки тому +46

    😩Shaun Dlamini's voice & accent always make me laugh 😄 I love his accent

    • @Athugsdreamwiife
      @Athugsdreamwiife 4 роки тому

      Felicity Memela me tooo. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @winwin2311
    @winwin2311 4 роки тому +17

    I use bloody Telekom and I can relate... I have to stand by my bedroom's window to have network 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTraumaInformedCollective
    @TheTraumaInformedCollective 4 роки тому +181

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 my son even stopped doing his homework and starting laugh like crazy on Janet Jackson 😂😂😂😂😂, I can’t breath cause my son is making it worse

  • @thobanisithole5021
    @thobanisithole5021 4 роки тому +21

    the swearing of Janet Jackson 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AxeNiyon
    @AxeNiyon 4 роки тому +71

    "Can I hev a name for a surname plz" 😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @bathandwabarnes3892
    @bathandwabarnes3892 4 роки тому +12

    Goddamn Lasizwe man I've never laughed so hard and it's 2am... the Telkom part just took up there for me😂😂 I'm in Tears nasi stru

  • @16224
    @16224 4 роки тому +148

    LaSizwe never disappoints

  • @agistchipasha1476
    @agistchipasha1476 4 роки тому +19

    "My data just keep going and going" I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @eternalwya
    @eternalwya 4 роки тому +126

    Who's Vodacom users here I am

    • @yamkelanhleko9503
      @yamkelanhleko9503 4 роки тому +5

      We're premium hahaha

    • @Athugsdreamwiife
      @Athugsdreamwiife 4 роки тому +3

      I’m MTN an Voda I don’t buy airtime for my Voda anymore ke tired

    • @Guest1_213
      @Guest1_213 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's me... Ugh, it sucks!!

    • @nokwandangcobo9513
      @nokwandangcobo9513 4 роки тому +1

      Premium is us😂😂

    • @leratotladi934
      @leratotladi934 4 роки тому +1

      I'm with Vodacom and always buy power hour for calls. Mostly all networks... For data I use Telkom Wi-Fi... I don't buy Vodacom data... I also have a cell with a Telkom sim that has data. I use that when I'm not at work (free Wi-Fi) or home to Hotspot...

  • @KūrunaRuru
    @KūrunaRuru 4 роки тому +71

    Absolutely no one:
    Lasizwe: ”you must go to Sandton if you want LTE” 😹😹😭💔
    I’m dead😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leratomashapa4656
    @leratomashapa4656 4 роки тому +50

    Lasizwe gives us laughter n that makes our day..
    😄😄We Appreciate u

  • @wamzzzz
    @wamzzzz 4 роки тому +8

    How I don't get some words since im not South African still keeps me coming back😂 Love from Kenya❤❤

  • @zenandengcawini2591
    @zenandengcawini2591 4 роки тому +65

    Having worked at a call center the accuracy on the customers is spot on 😂😂😂😂 you get blamed for something you had nothing to do with😂😂

    • @davieraB
      @davieraB 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @thandomfeka7725
      @thandomfeka7725 4 роки тому +4

      Tell me about it 😂😂. Then they swear at you

  • @MKIIIFacts
    @MKIIIFacts 4 роки тому +15

    The microphone is literally a baby bottel cleaner. I'm deathing Laziswe.
    " My call your a**"
    "I dooooon't haaaave a network" - Jennet Jackson

  • @mondezwane8049
    @mondezwane8049 4 роки тому +44

    The accuracy with Telkom💀

  • @intishashaban2119
    @intishashaban2119 4 роки тому +8

    That Zimbabwean accent had me dead 😂😂😂 ohh it's so good. You should use it on your skits more often. 💀💀💀

  • @parthmaisuria2138
    @parthmaisuria2138 4 роки тому +16

    The last customer was talking like she was constipated and when she said "You better stop that shit". I lost it for a moment 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @maletsatsimathenjwa1247
    @maletsatsimathenjwa1247 4 роки тому +4

    I love everything ka’Lasizwe...❤️so young yet brainy 🥰I mean...Lasizwe is connected to real life...this is real life...Shuga I love you with all my heart...you are my mood lifter...I know where to turn to when I feel down...Lasizwe 💕💕💕

  • @thendocathrinemakhoshi2492
    @thendocathrinemakhoshi2492 4 роки тому +26

    The fact that this is true makes your parody funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you @ lasizwe😘

  • @lungilekamazibukochamane
    @lungilekamazibukochamane 4 роки тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣 I knew Telkom was gonna go off ramp the moment the agent said "uyawudlala uWhatsApp?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lusandangcukacele7472
    @lusandangcukacele7472 4 роки тому +15

    "Sis Busi, mamela uyamdlal' uWhatsapp"
    Me: It about to go down🤣🤣🤣

  • @meggs1462
    @meggs1462 4 роки тому +23

    Eish lasizwe with the Zimbabwean accent 💔😂😂

  • @makhosazana9591
    @makhosazana9591 4 роки тому +6

    After spending the day in snow and -14 degrees weather... this is exactly what I need to warm me up!!! Lasizwe is the write dose of home... Much Love ❤️ from Canada

  • @SophieGlow
    @SophieGlow 4 роки тому +29

    Guys,
    WE NEED A TV SHOW JUST FOR LASIZWE

  • @cindymthethwa9926
    @cindymthethwa9926 4 роки тому +27

    I am living for this everyday videos 2020 is LIT af😭😍👌🏼

  • @dominiclangson6265
    @dominiclangson6265 4 роки тому +19

    With tellicome you must Rome the whole bush to find connection 😂😂😂😂I'm dying 😂😂😂😭

  • @LyndaLiving
    @LyndaLiving 4 роки тому +18

    I wish I had known about Telkom's horrible coverage before I wasted R200 on data when I visited S.A 🤣💔

  • @qudsiyyahparker9069
    @qudsiyyahparker9069 4 роки тому +11

    Janet Jackson stand by the roof so I can hear you 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @zimasalilelo7410
    @zimasalilelo7410 4 роки тому +82

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Telkom is killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @livedyantyi6156
    @livedyantyi6156 4 роки тому +7

    "Janet Jackson "
    "You better stop that shit" , he's trying soooo hard to speak in a girl's voice .😂😂😂

  • @aypex100
    @aypex100 4 роки тому +41

    The headsets almost falling during the Telkom skit worked well for the scenario 😹😹😹

  • @asandanxumalo8190
    @asandanxumalo8190 4 роки тому +22

    "can I have a name for a surname" 😂😂💀💀

  • @avdiophxraoh3016
    @avdiophxraoh3016 4 роки тому +146

    Lol the first guys accent bafethu 😭😭

  • @naeemlorgat7301
    @naeemlorgat7301 4 роки тому +30

    Janet Jackson : Stop that s#it 🤣😂

  • @missn.k1707
    @missn.k1707 4 роки тому +22

    🤣 🤣 🤣 Aibo do they actually see what we watch with our data?!! 🤔
    Also!!! Telkom has a call center?? 🤔

  • @LwaziNzimande
    @LwaziNzimande 4 роки тому +12

    "Ehh what seems to be the problem?"
    "I said I dont have a network it keep goin!"
    "Network?? Yoh yoh!"

  • @quinnspois3n268
    @quinnspois3n268 4 роки тому +14

    The vodacom one tho! Right in the feels 💔

  • @bronxo6647
    @bronxo6647 4 роки тому +8

    The Telkom one was so accurate and true 😂😭

  • @lindiwengwenya2612
    @lindiwengwenya2612 4 роки тому +4

    LaSizwe is really killing this thing! Real life problems and so relatable! Authentic stuff 🤣🤣❤️❤️

  • @millzstephanie5139
    @millzstephanie5139 4 роки тому +5

    Wow, I love this show, my God I love this dude. 💋😍💖I’m from Nigeria 🇳🇬

  • @xerxes4779
    @xerxes4779 4 роки тому +124

    You dont call MTN, MTN calls you.

    • @jessicatitus2067
      @jessicatitus2067 4 роки тому +8

      they call you religiously even! My boss thinks im so popular when i get calls in meetings but nope MTN is the only phone calls i get

    • @portiabongimthembu8283
      @portiabongimthembu8283 4 роки тому +1

      Is that true?? WOW

    • @jessicatitus2067
      @jessicatitus2067 4 роки тому +5

      @@portiabongimthembu8283 yep, seriously if they weren't so helpful and accommodating i would have highly considered moving providers but they get shit done so i just deal with the ridiculous phone calls

    • @shesosweet2781
      @shesosweet2781 4 роки тому

      Jessica Titus so what are they calling about?

    • @jessicatitus2067
      @jessicatitus2067 4 роки тому +3

      @@shesosweet2781 upgrades, renewing my contract, specials they having, increasing limits, data usage and then some general sales pitch

  • @melaniemolifie2534
    @melaniemolifie2534 4 роки тому +27

    Do not watch this after abdominal surgery 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣. Yoe, eina my mag.

  • @vivianmagaia5508
    @vivianmagaia5508 4 роки тому +18

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lasizwe keeps getting better and better

  • @SadieJennings
    @SadieJennings 4 роки тому +2

    Jho the last one with Janet Jackson 😂😂😂 "You better stop that shit" 🙆‍♀️😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tanb.09
    @Tanb.09 4 роки тому +34

    I love the accents🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀

  • @nkelesekgoloane7892
    @nkelesekgoloane7892 4 роки тому +4

    When she said don’t forget to rate my call okay?💀🤣🤣🤣So accurate man

  • @justinemudiba2955
    @justinemudiba2955 4 роки тому +13

    🤣🤣 I love you too, don't forget to rate my call...🤣 I can't deal

  • @prinslooliezel
    @prinslooliezel 4 роки тому +66

    Feel sorry for anyone who these numbers actually belong too, they'll be getting alot of random calls now

  • @AA-qe9te
    @AA-qe9te 4 роки тому +14

    I'm first omg I love u Lasizwe and your so funny and I love the u post twice a week now🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤

  • @kellyzakay2773
    @kellyzakay2773 4 роки тому +6

    I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂 Lasizwe always kills the Coloured version and i can relate brah😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mishkak8892
    @mishkak8892 4 роки тому +20

    The Telkom one had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mihlalisinoyolo9951
    @mihlalisinoyolo9951 4 роки тому +10

    😂😂😂"unchoffunately"
    "A name for a surname"

  • @agreenethrikhotso554
    @agreenethrikhotso554 4 роки тому +58

    Tellilakom.. I use it. Last week Friday, they sent smses saying they are giving us free 500MB. It never loaded 😒..
    Where's Cell C?

  • @raymondacres6230
    @raymondacres6230 4 роки тому +4

    Yoh you guys make me laugh man, especially the telelekom. I laughed so hard here people were checking up on me

  • @LadyKayy-xf8gd
    @LadyKayy-xf8gd 4 роки тому +32

    i nver thought there would be such consistency with videos

  • @nicolenesolomons6557
    @nicolenesolomons6557 4 роки тому +1

    Lasiwe's coloured accent 😂😂😂 the love I have for this channel
    😍😍😍 when the client doesn't get the inside joke 😱😱😱

  • @devonfisher3380
    @devonfisher3380 4 роки тому +13

    that one dislike is from telkom

  • @user-my1uk4yy7m
    @user-my1uk4yy7m 4 роки тому +4

    Can't wait for your SONA interpretation!

  • @somecallmekai
    @somecallmekai 4 роки тому +5

    Janette yena 😹😹 "I don't have a network" 🙄😹😹

  • @Sliq_11
    @Sliq_11 3 роки тому +10

    Him: My favourite day is the lords
    Day
    His chrome history: Really.😂😂

  • @kennethlwazi
    @kennethlwazi 4 роки тому +5

    “Name for a surname”😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @nelisiwekhanyile8249
    @nelisiwekhanyile8249 4 роки тому +1

    You nailed the telilicom one. I used to work there and it's exactly like that. 😂😂😂

  • @olothandomabandla1331
    @olothandomabandla1331 4 роки тому +4

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Network is also shedding... You must go under the bed to find network 🤣🤣🤣

  • @moosesnWoop
    @moosesnWoop 4 роки тому +2

    "So you say I am watching ma pona pona"
    OMG SCREAMING THAT WAS PERFECT