Public Hospital VS Private Hospital- Lasizwe
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- The South African Comedic Version of Public Hospital VS Private Hospital.
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Lasizwe, your vid hit the nail on the head. Keep on making them! We solute you .
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Lasizwe Dambuza eish wenna
Iyoo lasizwe this video👌soo true we do experience this on the government hospitals
Americans: We have the best actors and funniest comedians
Laziswe: Hold my tea
Wow you're such an optimist.
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Don’t you mean........
Hold My Fanta🤣🤣🤣
Who asked you
Portia Mkhize who asked you to reply
Am I the only one who thought he was saying "hi hello" in the beginning kante she's trying to say Kgaugelo 😂😂
Or “How...” 😂
Omg yesss
How halo
That was the joke
Gosh, until the end I thought that's her name 😭😭😭😂😂
The nurse from the public hospital entered the ward like an armed robber😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lol and lol again
Jessica Uchechi ... more like a Taliban💣💥😆
@@annaleebillings 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are we going to pretend like we can't see that drip?😂
Is it a drip or oxygen humidifier 😂😂😂
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And earphones in the nose 😁
It bad
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I am East African and seriously this was so accurate, seems African Moms , African nurses and police are all the same. Thanks for making my day.
😂
He brought the whole truth out, from East Africa too and I can relate 😂😂😂
Same🤣🤣🤣
Me too
Christine Munday lol
Those earphones in the nose as an oxygen mask is making me need oxygen with all this laughter 😂
Hahahaha what about those socks on his shoulders😂😂😂😂
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Me too😂😂😂😂😂i cant breath
Socks?? For fakk sake 😂😂😂
That's what killing me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think we all agree that no one searched for this.
Eden Idris and yet we all needed it
Exactly😂😂
I did not 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i dont even know how i got hea. must have took a wrong turn.
Exactly
LITERALLY put iPhone earphones in his nose lmao
Khanyi Khanyez 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
And the water bottle 😂
I did that when taking pictures after results came out to show gore ne gole maswee😭💀
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Who noticed government nurses can't keep their mouths shut lol now she's telling everyone that her patient is 16 and pregnant 😂😂😂😂
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Idk about that phela we go to private😂
That's what they do
They are terrible in my country.🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🤣🤣🤣 Worse is if you scream and shout when giving birth they will tell you every humiliating thing in this world.
That's how they are!
"Why did you allow the boy to sex you" 😂😂😂😂 best line ever
It seems like a joke, but that is literally what they ask.😅
Hahaha
@@tsoanelomile1171 bruhh😂😂😭😭
Nawa 😂😂
The socks on the shoulders are sending me!!!!! LOL!! LMFAO
⚰️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Creativity
OMG those are SOCKS?!!😭😭
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🤣🤣🤣 talk about the earphones in the nose 👃, I dead 😆
Didn't even see those are socks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so accurate. Government nurses are ruthless shame.
They are...
So are
It's a continental thing. They be ruthless too in East Africa
June Kiarie There is no customer/patient service. They are always angry at you for being sick! The irony. They chose a profession to mitigate this, but they treat you as if you are standing in their way on their path to greatness.
Hahaha haha
"A patient got bumped by a snake"
"Jesus must come back'
I can't breathe😂😂😂😂
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Yeah you vomit and become nauseous
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Im deceased 😂😂💀
@@MzwandileHarmans 😂 😂 😂 😂
She is 16 and pays taxes already. This is hilarious. Loved it.
i mean if you work they take taxes out your checks. So yeah. Check be looking real nice until you see that federal & state tax.
Edit: Btw this is for the US do not know how other countries do their taxes
VAT is another form heeyyy and even my two year old pays it
It’s the socks pinned to the shoulders of his shirt that took me out ... I’m still here a whole year later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 worst part is they will be shouting for the whole floor to hear. 😭
So true😂😂😂😂😂
True though 🤣😜🤭😔
No patient confidentiality😂
Faxxs
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As a doctor in a SA government hospital ER, I can vouch that this is soooooo accurate
"Jesus must come back" - that's so accurate... Lol....
I also burst out laughing at that.
It was also my favorite part!!! Hahahaha!!!
Love that part
He is and soon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Bumped by a snake” 😂😂
Also the earphones in the nose and the stocking tied water bottle 😂🥺💔😂😂
"she's wasting government resources", lona 😂😂😂😂😩!
When you live in South Africa, you know it’s true.
People think this is comedy
No. I’m South Africa this is the everyday life
Africa
I agree. Government nurses are brutal
Kenya
Government things are shitty
Unless you pay for it ma'am
Hahah yaaaas , tygerberg hospital is from a horror movie
Poëselito Black I love the accent for both nurses😁
"You get best service because we are finishing your money" 😜😂 too true
OMG: I just noticed the socks on the shoulders! I literally had to go back and watch it again!!! LMAO!
Wow I didn't notice at all until you mentioned it👍🔥
I honestly didn't notice till I read this 😂😂
"Kgaugelo why did you lat the boy sex you?"
It was at that moment I lost all sense of control and I laughed my guts out
“Jesus must come back” - I died 🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe is the perfect dose of Mzansi... Anytime Europe gets too much for me, Lasizwe is always there ❤️❤️ love ur work
The board at the Public Hospital 🤣🤣
It says : “You get best service... at your mother’s house NOT here” 😂✋🏼
😂😂😂😭
Had not seen it
Had to go back and look at that😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂what killed me the most was earphones on the nose and a bottle with water.
What about the socks on the nurse's shoulders 😂😂😂😂😂
Tedohw Taddy 😂 I thought the same
Tedohw Taddy same😂
It's hilarious 😂😂
" Why did you let the boy sex you " had me rolling 🤣🤣
When she said "ci ci ci,.. Jesus must come back,.." I died,.. kiki
The water bottle on the side aka fluids , man I’m rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And the craziest thing is that most nurses in public hospitals or clinics will even call their fellow nurse and start having a conversation right in front of you 😂 😂 😂
So true!
Some will start eating right in front of you 😭 forgetting they have a patient in front of them 💔
Hahaaaa I imagine and the patient is in pain.
"16 and pregnant. You are wasting government resources!"
Jirr I just got a six pack from all that laughter lmao
The world: gets bumped by vehicles, etc
South Africa: people get bumped by snakes.
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Lmao!!!😂😂
I thought the snake was the name of the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very hilarious
“Martha wozobona”😂😂😂😂😂
Did I not die😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Saw a video of this guy on WhatsApp and was wondering how I'd ever get to find him on the internet. The algorithms are amazing! New subbie. 🇰🇪
The next video should be: Private schools VS Public Schools
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Yes
VS paying public schools
I love the hospital descriptions 😂😂 I'm on the flooring dying
Private: "You get the best service because we finish your money."
Public: "You get the best service... At your mother's house. Not here."
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I didn't even notice that 😅
I read it in his voice too 😂🤣
@@corwinmoodley6268 I did the same when I saw it
Kgaogelo pays taxes and other people's salaries at age 16 😂😂😂
Of course. Remember the tax down that whatever receipt? Either from shoprite, clicks...You name it. Well exept street stuff tho.
I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 but she’s a snob probably listens to her parents say that
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She's wasting government resources 😂😂😂
" sign in the symptom " 😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Public hospital you get best service at your mothers house not here" LMAO😂
"someone got bumped by a snake"
Jae 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one got me
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This literary took me out lol hahahaha
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"You're supposed to be "hwwerking" on your school books" 😂😂😂
"are you performing sex" "hey Thembi nangu omunye" lmao lol
Can I just take a moment to thank baby Jesus for blessing me with medical aid 😩
Don't forget the angels!😀
I wont lie I was now so sad but watching this really made me feel better instantly!!! I've seen this a few times and boy it gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣
The bubble gum chewing killed me 🤣🤣🤣👸🤣
Shame whatever your opinion is about Lasizwe he puts EFFORT in his content
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Funny thing is Lasizwe hit the right place .....this is deeper than just a joke ppl really going through this in public hospitals
“Jesus must come back”, pure gold!! 😂
Home affairs, please do home affairs. UNFORTUNATELY THE SYSTEM'S ALWAYS OFFLINE. You need to take a week's leave from work in hope to be helped.
Letia Delport yess oh my gosh I’m South African I know the pain of home affairs
it's their
This is so relatable, i am a South African nurse
HHhahha he did Home Affairs one.
First viewer 🥰 lots of love from the US 🇿🇦🇺🇸
Well hello there
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@@prkhumzicles 😂😂🤦🏿♂️
priscilla ngwenya 🇿🇦>🇺🇸
The earphones and water bottle though!! *PRICELESS*
I didn't even notice like wtf😂
takhe maziya right 😂 that’s public hospitals :p
The waterbottle on the string for the drip was killing me too LMAO!!!
@@bambieyedgirl7846 pretty sure the string was a shoelace😂
@@jae4861 LOL!!!! Jae, I so see the shoe lace string vibes, extra LOL!!!
As a patient in a private-public hospital, I can confirm that this is true.
" Are you performing sex? Jesus must come back" 😂😂😂 I am rolling on the floor 💀
"I pay taxes and I pay your salary,its because of my taxes that you have a job"💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂 my new favourite line...
I swear Lasiswe is underrated shame, his really good now, his content is up there now,well done 👌👌👌
Check his Trending ratings!! Shows we loooove him and his freaking amazing content ❤️
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PERIODT
Underrated ??? Nope not here
" there's a person who got bumped by a snake"..
I'm on the floor😂😂😂
LOL.. THE EAR PHONES IN THE NOSE LIKE WTF....😂😂😂"JESUS CHRIST COME BACK"😂😂😂I'M 100% DEAD ....
Who noticed all hairstyles fit on lasizwe?
Godwin
Actually I didn't search for this but stumbled upon it in my Recommendations. This is pure talent man. I Stan. Much love from a Nigerian. 💞💞💞
The way the ratchet nurse bumped into the door with drama😂😂😂😂and the gummmmm I could die with that sound of chewing
No one:
Literally no one:
Lasizwe: Let me just put earphones in my nose and attach it to a plastic bottle for this video 😂👃
😂😂😂
Hahaha I almost died with the earphones :D
@@Lizellesmit lol 😂 I have to look few times to assure myself they were earphones lol 😂😂
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In private hospitals they charge for every single thing.. Even an ear bud 😂🤣 just know they will charge for the air we breathe there.
Seriously 🤔
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Too true, every morning, my bill for the day before would be brought in. Injection, drip, bandage, nurse's time, bed, heart rate monitor...e.t.c. One day the bill was 2 pages long, was already sweating before reading it lol
My husband had an operation. Anesthetist bill included a R500 charge just to roll him over because they needed to do something on his back too 😩
This is why Medical Aid is a must in SA
Literally no one :
Nurse " Jesus must come beck " 😂
😂😹😂😹😹😂😂😂
It’s two years later, and every time I’m depressed. I come back to this video.
Lol and nurses at public hospitals will literally watch skeem saam while they watch you in pain and go through the most and tell you, you are not the first or last person to be sick so RELAX🙆♀️
"Kgaugelo are you performing sex?
Martha uzobona!"
The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘Sax’ 😂
😭 wow I felt that... “you are wasting government resources”
‘Syn and a symbptom’😂
Oh the priorities of the public hospital 😂😂😂😂, shouldn’t the person that was bitten by the snake be seen first ?🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 "here's another case, 16 and pregnant" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was on the floor xem😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
The dislikes are from the public hospital nurses
😂😂😂😂
Haha lol
Lmfaoooooo I'm frign dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo
True that 😂😂😂😂😂!!!...
Lmao this video made me laugh so hard. But we have to give big props to the hard working nurses in public hospitals and clinics.. They see the unbelievable daily 👍. I work next to a clinic and walking through it just gives me stress.. 😂
Yoh shame😬😂😂😂
Thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ,,,,the way the nurse in government was chewing 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, man. I needed this 😂
Lets get married December 😍
This is so accurate, when I was in high school a friend of mine told me she's going to hospital to see a family member, that same day I also went to hospital and I saw a nurse telling another nurse to show her where they do abortions. It was so embarrassing I had to hide so my friend doesn't see that I saw. And they were shouting gosh 🤦♀️
No one:
Literally no one :
And then Lasizwe: *Someone got bumped by a Snake*
😂😂 indeed *Jesus must come back!*
The nurse at the public hospital walked into that room like my mom walks into mine lmao.
I always watch Lasizwe's vids when I have a rough day You literally make me laugh 😂😂
I never laughed like this in my life😂😂 " ndabektha public"
Laziswe my role model. The only person who tells the truth about south African issues which are mostly swept under the carpet.
Thank u dear keep it up and educate us in a good way .Big ups
Lots of love
He has a gift. He can talk about the truth, make everyone laugh and not offend anyone. He's a brilliant actor and creator!
The accuracy In this😂😂😂💀 "Wena you're busy, why you sext that girl!"🤣 Day made❤ God bless your talent Lasizwe🙏
That part killed me 🤣🤣
Lasizwe knows how to role play on a budget 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂Doc : "How Hello"
Patient : "kgau gelo"
I was keeping it together till I heard "Jesus must come back "😂😂😊
Epic show case between the two scenarios. Lol "...why sex that girl..."
Best question asked "Did you perform sex?" Public nurses are the best in straight talk.
Oh god!!@ straight talk, they practically yell your entire business down the hallway for everyone to here🤣🙆♀️
The second nurse is worse than the cashier at shoprite when u get a void
richard saimon true yohhh
Void situation is the worse.
"jesus must come back" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And that thing that is supposed to be a drip has me FINISHEDDDDD
How's that drip???!!!! Bust😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a national treasure!!
This is popped in my YT suggestion.. ONE of the best decision I made by checking it 😂 now I'm addicted in checking your other vids.. Keep it up 😊
"Jesus must come back." Choked on my coffee.
And the nurse said it so calmly and sincerely! Hahaha
When the nurse calls out her freind to come and see "Martha , wozo bona" 100% accurate 😂
Lasizwe has so much talent!
He can pull off every race so hilariously accurate...
I love when I get a notification that he has made another vid. I literally drop and watch!
Even when I'm feeling down and think I couldn't watch a thing, he cheers me up.
You are changing lives Lasizwe
Its like he went through this personally: so accurate
I DIED AND RESURRECTED AT THE LINES 'ARE YOU PERFORMING SEX?'
I actually thought that she said "how hello" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the headsets in the nose, damn creativity on another level. Aaaah and the are you sexing😅, Martha woza, jesus must come back😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The accuracy though , love from Namibia.
"Un-tor-funately" 😂😂😂
Yor Lasizwe, I love you man!
And Martha is always the witness to aaaalll the scandal, I fckn love it!
"Jesus must come back" 😂😂😂😂