Assassin's Creed - Caravan Of Garbage
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- Assassin's Creed 2016 is Ubisofts second attempt to bring one of their beloved video game franchises to the screen. And the results were yet again...lacking. Headed up by Michael Fassbender playing the duel role of a future guy and ancient history guy it parkours it's way in and around the neverending battle between the Assassin Order and the Templars for a glowing apple that can probably do something. Thanks for checking out our Caravan Of Garbage review
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#AssassinsCreed
James taking 10 minutes to list every playable Assassin's creed character is an amazing bit
And I pronounced them all correctly
@@mrsundaymoviesYou forgot Adewale from the Black Flag DLC, shame on you
And basim
🤓um akstally the male and female character in Valhalla are both named Eivor
I didn't think he knew them all, but after seeing this, I still don't think he knows them all (as in, has he actually played all the games?)
But nonetheless, that bit was very heartwarming and validating
“What is man but God pretending to be Jesus?” Might be the best thing Mr Sunday Movies has ever said.
Lmaooo so true
Profound
Lolwut
Stay prayed up m8! .😂
That's pc gone mad if you ask me
If I think about how James and Mason aren’t just moving PNGs in real life for too long, it freaks me out.
Don't ever think about it!
You made me think about it...
I mean if you have been around this channel for a long time then there was a point where James was just a goat.
I liked the part where Michael Fassbender hid in a hay bale for 10 minutes and waited for everyone to forget about him
Thoughts and prizes is my favourite thing. I love how you can hear James smirking ear to ear the whole time.
If shit-eating-grin had a voice.
It's my absolute favorite
T&P is using Calvinball rules.
When James goes into the Animus to inhabit his ancestor the Nostalgia Critic, I'd like to imagine he lives through that time that Doug walked around a house with a katana to "protect" one of their unpaid contractors from a stalker because they didn't have an actual HR department
At least this time it’s based on historical fact.
I'm sorry what?
The layers to this meme are actually insane
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted…
@@SirAsdfread the change the channel document if you want to know more. Too much to explain.
"What is man, but god pretending to be Jesus" is my new favourite quote 😂😂
was that a SOTN reference? :D
My father passed away a few days ago. You were one of the few youtubers i listened to enough that he recognized when you were playing.
Ty for being a part of our life
Sorry for your loss friend. ❤
Sorry for your loss! Hope you’re doing well
My sincerest condolences for your loss, losing a parent is truly devastating. Hang in there, take care
Sorry for your loss m8. ❤
It's been difficult. But we're taking it one day at a time. Thank you all for your support❤️
"In Assassin's Creed, you go back in time to become a globetrotting assassin. I don't know how you make that boring, but Ubisoft found a way." -Dunkey
Can we all appreciate how Jeremy Irons always gives his 100% to every role he is in!? Even if the script and production is absolute stale dog shit! A true professional!
I feel like there's an alternate universe out there where Jeremy Irons was James Bond and that would of been cool
@@Infinite_RepeatHe also would’ve been a cool Doctor Who.
@@li-limandragon9287 oh hell yeah! You ain’t wrong
Boke.
Giving it all when no one else seems to including scriptwriters.....Irons in dungeons and dragons.....enough said
Regarding the "He's not actually doing anything" part, I'd love to correct you properly but it's so brain-meltingly convoluted that I'm not sure this is going to help - Desmond _is_ actively walking around the memories of his ancestor, the conceit is supposed to be that he's attempting to reenact the actions of the past as closely as possible, in chronological order. It's the in-universe reason for the inaccessible zones - "You can't go there because Altair hadn't gone there yet, he has no memories of that place until after he murdered that one guy", and why you accrue desynch points for murdering civvies, because Altair didn't do that. It also "explains" why you as the player suck at the game at the start - "you" haven't properly synchronised with Altair. I remember thinking it was incredibly clever from a game design standpoint at the time, and then they made more games and it all made way less sense with each successive isntallment.
He meant that you're just lying there doing nothing while you watch a choose your own adventure movie
They should’ve ditched the whole animus modern day crap
@@JJJBunney001 that was my first assumption but a couple things he said afterwards gave a different story, which I think he was actually misremembering from Prince of Persia again, hilariously.
Nah
@@Star_Wars_With_PercyMan o ok
Fun fact, the pope you beat up at the end of AC2 is Pope Alexander VI, AKA, Rodrigo Borgia, who was portrayed by Jeremy Irons in the tv show “The Borgias”
When this came out I was a teacher on a local colleges game design course. They paid for us and the students to go see it and then the students would have to write an essay about the film. We got out of the film and one of my students turned to me and said 'What happened in the film? I fell asleep part way through'
Kinda tells you everything you need to know about the AC's film really.
kind of bold to ask the teacher while admitting you slept
Can we just return the money and not have to think about this ever again?
Mannn, this comment did not need that smug quip at the end, I already got the message
99% of templars stop 1 violent lunatic before they find the Apple of Eden for real this time
I really thought during the bit about the energy color of the apple that James was going to say "Originally, it was supposed to be Blue, which lead the working title of this movie to be Blue Harvest"
I wish they had adapted Assassin Creed 2 for all the outrageous Italian accents. Now that's Amore.
There's a short prequel movie for AC2 called Assassin's Creed: Lineage which is about Ezio's father. And then there's Assassin's Creed: Embers which is short animated movie about Ezio's last days.
Yeah but they're not great. I mean they're okay for what they are but they're not a blockbuster movie
It's-a me! Mario!
A more what?
From what I heard, Ubisoft, having learned their lesson from the Prince of Persia movie, said they wouldn't pay a penny for the script if it adapted a story already told in 1 of the games. Which shows their support for games as storytelling media.
The "heres the thing" new editing running joke gets me everytime 😂
It’s always little things like that get me
It's the new running gag like the Blue Harvest, Green trivia and Rodney 😂
I don't get the reference.. why do they show his face?
@@coooldown8974 The actor has been cast as "The Thing" in the upcoming Fantastic 4 film for the MCU
@@ANGELOFDARKification Thanks!
I've never seen this but stumbled across filming of it outside an old church in London while I was on holiday & I really clearly remember it because a member of the public was giving the crew hell for "blocking her right as a British citizen to roam the Queens highway" :D
I can't believe you guys didn't save up Kick-Ass to lead up to Kraven.
There is 2 of them, so....
The fact that the same cast and director also made Macbeth is incredible to me
Macbeth 2: Assassin's Creed
@@DanielFolsom Macbeth: Ghost Protocol
FAssbender was the first choice for this movie because AssAssins Creed
Fassassinbender’s creed
I've never seen better editing in my life, holy shit, that Justin Kurzel name reveal was hilarious, and the AVGN as a kid footage while Masso talks about his memories, chef's kiss.
The somber fist fight you have with the Pope in assassins creed 2 has never made me laugh more
Mason absolutely nails it with the problem with the Animus. In the games it's a way to explain the mechanics of a videogame but in a movie it's just a pointless framing device.
I’m in two minds: on one hand Thoughts and Prizes is so funny and I want to say how much I love it. On the other hand, James is motivated solely by spite so if I want to see more I HAVE to say that I hate it.
Good morning fellow paywall enjoyers
Good afternoon to you and greetings from Europe
good morning indeed!
I do love paywalls
I see that you too, chuck in a buck
Alas the pay wall is down and now us poor people have raided your lands.
This came out in 2016? Am I old? Man I’m old as shit now aren’t I
yeah and fat
Yes you are.............................as am i😢
Welcome, fellow Old Man.
2016 was a generation ago, it feels.
I’m more surprised this came out in 2016, I was thinking 2014
Was this the start of Fassbender's career taking a huge hit? Because for awhile, he seemed like he was going to be or even was A-list. In 2016, he did this, X-Men Apocalypse, and some lighthouse keeper drama. 2017 was Alien Covenant, The Snowman (cue Mister Police meme), and the tied-for-lowest-ranked Terrence Malick drama. 2019 was Dark Phoenix. And then he disappeared until 2023.
Somewhat but he also did just leave to go drive race cars for a bit.
He's a bit of a Gyllenhaal for me in that they're always trying to get him to be a leading man and I think he's best as a creepy weirdo. Fish Tank, Shame, 12 Years a Slave, that's the stuff
He can do villainous or heroic roles, but he's better at anti-heroes. Slow West was a great example of this. Tbh I think he likes to choose very fringey stuff and he's just had some bad luck with a lot of his blockbuster films.
@@heltaku9397Having done acting myself sometimes you gotta take whatever you can get.
@@Daisy-hy9bx After reading the entire The Killer comic series (and really liking the Fincher movie, but which is only a very, very small sliver of what the property could be), I could easily see that becoming a franchise for both of them.
It's a great read regardless. And it's a complete story. It's long, but not something intended to be forever ongoing.
it’s so rare to hear Maso swear and it makes sense this movie would be the one to get it out of him
@@elliotkeil6063what else does your stepdad let you do?
@@maytasfr nuffin, just swears
@@maytasfrpeople talkin to phantoms say the wildest things
Is ASS really a swear word? lol
never thought I'd see the day when TOM GLEESON is referenced in a Mr Sunday Movies video. Bloody legends
I gave up on this movie 20 minutes into it and then had a convo with a bank employee because he was so mad that the movie was so bad because he loved the video game so much. He thought it was so funny that I knew nothing about video games, tried to watch this movie and went "nope" 20 minutes in.
Whoever keeps putting in Evan Moss Bachrach in whenever Maseau says “here’s the thing” in these videos deserves a fucking medal that is gold
Ah, this film is back from the period when Marion Cotillard was in EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE.
She’s like Olivia Coleman or Anya Taylor Joy.
This movie looks like a 2 hour tutorial you can't skip
17:07 I was so ready for blue harvest
"You can't use karate on everybody."
James. Yes, you can.
That 'Double-Gleeson' edit made me snort my tea out all my keyboard. Thanks!
It was so dumb but it got me good as well
Assassin's Creed and the live action Ghost in the Shell are two of the most intolerably dull big budget action movies I've ever seen. Both of them are so devoid of life and personality.
Ghost In The Shell with white-washed Motoko was giving me a lobotomy
@@antzpantzYet the creator of Gits was perfectly fine with it and said Scarlett was a great choice. At least he's not a whiny baby.
And James kinda likes both of those movies
@@scottneil1187 Sometimes the creator is wrong, this is one of those moments
James' thoughts ARE the prizes
you get it now
Nah man they are REAL PRIZES we just have to say the right things and/or spin the wheel we'll see
I heard the prize for this episode's "Thoughts and Prizes" was an ass named Rodney. Thank goodness nobody won.
Maybe the real prizes were the Blue Rodneys we harvested along the way
Wich led to the working title of this movie being Blue harvest, wich coincidentally is the same working title as 1977's Star Wars
I endured this at the cinema with a bunch of friends. Atrocious. So sorry you had to suffer through it.
Be glad you’re not Resident Evil stan like myself. I’d take one boring movie over eight dogshit ones and a tv series.
@@li-limandragon9287 I am! And by the time Milla Jovovich scissor kicked a dog draped in pancetta I wanted the world to collapse in on itself so the universe would never see It again. Absolute garbage series of films.
@@simonmorgan8539Yes they are, but they're fun 😊.
my first early COG! i feel so terribly special
Bonzer edit, Lawrence!
This is the first movie I ever walked out of. After the second time he got in or on the big arm, I just walked out and haven’t thought about until now.
That version of Macbeth is pretty great.
I was made to watch the Patrick Stewart one in HS but this one makes the story make a lot more sense than the Cold War era one I saw.
I like how thoughts and prizes is just turning into a game of consequences that James is playing against himself every week.
Assassin’s Trivia Creed. I could’ve never come up with that, such great work 😂
The music by Jed Kurzel is fantastic; also, the person re-living their ancestor's memories IS basically doing everything that is happening on the screen in the simulation. Even though they are not physically moving while hooked up to the Animus, their brain is sending all the signals required for the movement, it's just resulting in their ancestor's "avatar" performing those actions in the simulation. The person connected to the Animus is also acquiring muscle memory from this, so when they wake up they are able to do everything they have been doing as their ancestor.
Would love to see a reimagined Fairytales caravan of garbage. Could include Jack The Giant Slayer that Amanda Seifried Red Riding Hood, and the really weird Hansel and Gretel movie that Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton did. The Brothers Grimm would also be a good alternate
Thoughts and prizes is my new favourite segment
are we ever going to get a prize xd
Fun fact: the movie theater I went to go see Assassin's Creed at has leather arm rest covers velcroed onto the seats. And the reason I know this is that partway through this movie I decided to try peeling the velcro back as quietly as I could because whatever was under the arm rest cover HAD to be more interesting than what was going on in Assassin's Creed the movie.
Eventually the movie did something that pulled my attention away from my seat so I never figured it out, sadly.
If the assassin's creed universe is real James's ancestor would be an actual goat man
Kick-Ass is my favourite movie of all time. I've never been more nervous and excited for a Caravan of Garbage episode.
I got my dad to take me to see this movie the literal night it came out. The only ones in the theater were me and my dad, and some guy dressed in full blown Ezio cosplay with his girlfriend who was dressed in normal clothes. You heard me right. The night it came out only four people were in the theater. And only two of us wanted to be there. 😂
But I’m ngl it was a lot of fun. It’s one of those so bad it’s good movies.
This is my fav Maso - confused and annoyed, like a Mark Whalberg performance
This movie could have been so good if it weren’t made by a bunch of studio executives
I agree. I heard it is getting adapted into a series.
At least the movie isn’t full of micro transactions
When James started talking about the colour of the apple, I was convinced that it would be leading to a Blue Harvest joke.
I have a soft spot for this movie, saw it in theaters with my friend when it came out. I was and still am a big Assassin's Creed fan though a little less so these days. It is a strange movie. Certainly dull but I cannot justify calling it bad. All of the historical sequences are a visual feast and the modern day segments are stylistically beautiful in their own way. As James mentions, it is very faithful to the games. Fanship is definitely a factor, I cannot imagine someone unfamiliar with Assassin's Creed getting much out of it.
Additional note: The costume design is gorgeous. Aguilar's robes are in my top 3 costumes of the entire series. They look incredible in AC Origins.
Appreciate all the references to the games. In this video, not the movie.
3:02 A MST3K reference?! In a Caravan of Garbage episode? Life complete.
2:56 Nice reference there, cousin.
Down in Deep 13 or in the satellite of love?
Holy shit, I was NOT prepared for Maso's energy right off the start... You gotta warn people before you start us mid sprint like that lol
Fun fact. Star Wars, episode 4, a new hope was originally called Blue Harvest
RDJ as DiVinci impersonation was priceless. 😂
It’s criminal how rare it is for someone as good as Micheal Fassbender to be in a quality movie these days. He had an amazing year in 2015 with MacBeth and Steve Jobs and then was in nothing but crap probably till the Killer from last year
Christopher Lee is one of the greatest actors ever and he appeared in heaps of garbage. I don’t think it matters too much.
That is because in 2016 he said that he wanted to take a break from acting. Then in early 2017 he started racing cars and continued until 2023. He has also gotten married and had kids.
Taskmaster made Tom Gleeson internationally famous now. Great reference.
The audio-video sync at 10:40 is masterful
The “here’s The Thing as well” moment was brilliant
once again the editors’ editing are easily one of the funniest parts of these videos ! whoever did this one had a clear love and respect for at least some parts of the AC series. there are so many fun little winks to the fans who know
Give Mason his Sourcecode Caravan of Garbage, it could be a a group of time travel-esque films. I reckon Sourcecode, Deja Vu, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Timecrimes 👍
So many office/parks and rec/B99 clips in one video about a video game with assassins. Amazing
“Here’s the thing as well” - wow! Just wow! You’re editor’s humor is top notch
I did my own cut away when James’ fact mentioned beads to the scene in arrested development where Gob mishears beads for bees and decides to start his own bees business. Buzz buzz buzz
I love all the Doctor Who the editor works into these videos
It's nice of James to let Maso do the Big Rant this week.
as a guy of Dutch descent, my ancestors' memories would be pretty bloody boring too
I love seeing Ebon Moss Bacharach every time someone says “here’s the thing”. Please never stop doing that.
It’s been well over a year since James last did some asinine bit that the movie being discussed had the working title Blue Harvest but every time he says “and this is interesting” during the trivia section of one of these, I’m still conditioned to anticipate the Blue Harvest rug pull. Between this and my still feeling compelled to say “Westworld” during the What We Reading theme on the podcast, this man (goat) has thoroughly broken a part of my brain twice over. Good stuff!
I got an add right as James was discussing the egg color and my heart skipped a beat
Did you know that before the creation of the color yellow the working title for green trivia was blue harvest, which was also the working title for the original Star Wars
1:13 best explanation of the game ever made
“You’ve been…de-synching in the Animus” might be one of the funniest lines in cinema. You can tell Jeremy Irons is just so confused by what’s going on 😂
i’m a new subscriber and i cannot stop watching, this dynamic seems so fun, just 2 lads watching movies playing games etc and talking about it, and they’re so funny, INCLUDING the editors Ben and Lawrence, i love u ben
The only thing I love about this movie is seeing past assassin's like Yusuf, shao jun, Arno etc.. also live action version of the apple of Eden , hidden blades , and the leap of faith and the different effects of this version of the animals,and last but not least the actor who played Mad Eye Moody.
Animas not animals sorry.
I love how in the character listing bit Connor is from the smosh music video😂😂
I don't understand why they made this movie a boring throwback to AC1. Like... I grew up with the franchise. It was *universally agreed upon* that the franchise was much better with charismatic leads like Ezio. Why go to stoic aloof dudes waxing philosophy again?
We also would’ve gotten so many insane Italian accents.
@@li-limandragon9287 Jared Leto could have been in the cast and deployed his famous Italian accent!
Yooooo!!! Starting out with the bois talking about AVGN… already know it’s gonna be a good one
This is the only movie I’ve ever physically walked out of. And I go to the movies a lot.
I want James to know that i won. I WON. I am the winner. The appropriate amount of points were aquired and I expect a wheel-based prize in the post asap. Thank you.
When i get nostalgic for the first Assassin’s Creed game - i just remember the 300 collectibles - then i just go on, living my life. @13:35 Thanks to AC II, the name Rodrigo Borgia is burned into my brain - that’s the corrupt Pope you ‘deal with.’
RIP Michael K. Williams. 😞
You guys should watch the Divergent "trilogy"
Dropping rocks is my favourite assassination weapon as well
I can't get the image of Maso being taken down by Armed Forces, quoting "how did this happen?! I know karate!"
Big shoutout to the editor for including Anthony Padilla when James mentioned Connor
The return of the prize, the spinning of the wheel, Mason's doubt, it all had me laughing so hard, I was shaking in my chair. Thanks for a good time.
I appreciate the fair segment “Thoughts and prices”, one day the prices will be mine I reckon
“What is man but god pretending to be Jesus” had me rolling omg
Crazy synchronicity I just watched source code and now yall talking about it 🤯
I’ll never forget the mistake of going with my stepdad to see Assassin’s Creed. Instead of my mom and sister to see La La Land.
The problem was nobody cares about the modern day story of Assassins Creed. It should've been set just in the past.
Fun fact: during the filming of Assassin’s Creed, the Spanish Assasin order’s robes were initially a distinct shade of blue, earning the film the working title ‘Blue Harvest’