@Vishal Mishra this wasn't an act my friend. I can feel the sheer disgust and hatred they feel for the situation they had to go through. I understand it perfectly, when there's a huge number of things that annoy you at one moment and you have to let it all out. You can even hear it in their tone of voice, they really did not want to go through that.
@Vishal Mishra Not entirely, they're just viewing all the stuff your meant to be good at but through the eyes of a normal human being rather than a go-getting adventurer type. Also I think Jeremy is genuine when he says it's time to see how easily and in how much luxury can we get to very remote places that are supposedly hard to get to and hard to survive in.
@Vishal Mishra not a fucking woosh . You ever experienced insufferable freezing temperatures? Especially with inadequate equipment, no doubt I would be bitching about it in the morning as to what kind of freezing hell what I had just experienced.
where you lay behind the other person and hug their back essentially. Spooning is also a sexual manoeuvre, so when two heterosexual males talk of doing it in a survival situation... It could be quite embarrassing!
I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."
@Orion V holy shit why the hostility??? I'm sorry for not having memorized when that clip was uploaded. What the fuck is wrong with you? I wasn't rude or anything with my reply. I simply suggested a different option for "most British tirade" and your response is to be a massive fucking douchebag. Holy shit. Get help.
@@thehammurabichode7994 i suggested Jeremy's airport rant was the most British tirade and some guy very very very rudely told me that happened after OP's comment.
I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.
Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt. Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.
If the zipper to your sleeping bag is broken beyond repair you can jury rig another closure. Try poking small holes next to the zipper on both sides. Then take your boot laces thread them through the holes. Or course you will need to relace your boots in the morning but it will get your through the night.
I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo
They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.
WHINING. The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.
Watched again and was still laughing out loud. My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck
English on holiday love to moan. I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't. We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.
@@an1ketsharma Obviously they can afford better tents, moron. Theyre all rich. They were given useless local (indian) camping gear. So they have the right to complain.
People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40
North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful
Yes, and the reason is simple: humidity. In most places, when it's cold, it is quite dry. But because of the Himalayas acting as a barrier, this causes a massive rise in humidity at low temperatures. Damp at 5 degrees C is much worse than dry at -10 C.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700Himalayas are not damp where these guys were it's obviously in Himachal or similar altitude and below -10 if it's rohtang or badrinath or some place like that then it's most likely -20 in night even in summer or -40 in winters
I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays. Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer. While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.
India is unbearably hot and dry in the Summer, and near freezing cold in the winter. And raining everywhere in between. March and October are pleasant, around 16C. The coast is always warm, but humid as hell. Exceptions are - cities on the southern plateau (pleasant year-round, between 10-30C and dry), and the Himalayan belt (quite a large area) and several mountain ranges in the South (Freezing year-round).
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Sounds about right. I imagine being much closer to the equator, the shift is more sudden in India. Canada (even where I live, close to the US border) easily goes from 40C in July to -40C in January. we get Caribbean hurricanes, and Arctic blizzards. :P I will say, we don't have a rainy season.
Meanwhile on the West coast of Australia (Perth) our summers are so long and dry that i absolutely cannot waitfor winter.... its rare that it gets really REALLY cold but we need all the rain we can get our dams are never ever full .. im praying this winter is a wet one .....⚡🌈💧☁☔
mummy bags are that shape for warm conservation, ideally if the zip was working (which it wasn't LOL) you can pull little strings at points up your body which creates compartments around you... this does wonders for extra warmth.
Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^
Time to pull out the Yorkshire sketch… Pillow with rocks? Back in my day you were lucky to have a pillow with rocks. Rusty sharp nails is what i had as a boy.
To answer the camping/survival questions: The sleeping bag surfaces are like that to assist with insulation, and modern ones wrap around you tightly to trap body heat. The big sleeping bags took longer to heat up due to the much larger air pocket and would lose heat more easily when opened or not sealed tightly. All of that being said, I wouldn't sleep in an area like that if you paid me, even with all the proper gear and a fire going (good luck getting a fire going if the air is truly that thin).
![ПОЛНАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЭКЗОРЦИЗМА [Топ Сикрет]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qBySr6Bt0B8/mqdefault.jpg)
These are men that have been to the fucking north pole of all places lol
Yeah. That was when they had the right equipment. They didn’t at this time.
@Vishal Mishra com'ｏn relax your wits
@Vishal Mishra this wasn't an act my friend. I can feel the sheer disgust and hatred they feel for the situation they had to go through. I understand it perfectly, when there's a huge number of things that annoy you at one moment and you have to let it all out. You can even hear it in their tone of voice, they really did not want to go through that.
@Vishal Mishra Not entirely, they're just viewing all the stuff your meant to be good at but through the eyes of a normal human being rather than a go-getting adventurer type. Also I think Jeremy is genuine when he says it's time to see how easily and in how much luxury can we get to very remote places that are supposedly hard to get to and hard to survive in.
@Vishal Mishra not a fucking woosh . You ever experienced insufferable freezing temperatures? Especially with inadequate equipment, no doubt I would be bitching about it in the morning as to what kind of freezing hell what I had just experienced.
"Where is my Rolls-Royce?"
currently my favourite punchline from top gear, ever.
+Tuan Do LOL! That sounded so posh.
at the scraps
yeah... wish i could say that one day
Most british line ever !!!!!!
“It’s disgusting and medieval...where’s my rolls Royce” 😂😂😂😂😂
It would feel like a penthouse suite compared to these conditions.
They should have camped in the cars as they did in Africa.
Most British sentence in History
Probably because they were up a mountain in 2nd hand cars they didn’t wanna sleep in them in case they stayed rolling off the mountain.
One of the most British things I have ever seen
+Jak Ando James May is probably more British than the Queen.
***** She is? That's news to me.
wang That is interesting.
+wang Their family is German, she isn't...
+TraustiGeir Every generation since Victoria the royals have lost german blood. I dont know much is left but it cant be much.
Halfway through, Hammond should've appeared out of one of the tents and said " Ah...Everyone had a good night's sleep ? "
Then it would just be a shitty skit
He'd have been beheaded by Clarkson if he did. He was probably hiding behind one of those comfortable rocks.
He was probably sleeping in the Rolls with the engine in and heater going.
With his pocket hob and tools
HAMMMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I nearly went to spoon with James!"
LMAO
DocDudix what does that mean?
where you lay behind the other person and hug their back essentially.
Spooning is also a sexual manoeuvre, so when two heterosexual males talk of doing it in a survival situation... It could be quite embarrassing!
Done this plenty of time with my friends
No homo, of course.
But did you see james eyes as he let that sink in? 😂🤣
The shivering is the worst part... you can't even come close to falling asleep because your brain thinks if you stop moving you'll die.
Exactly!
Uhhhh why do u know so much about shivering
@@thumbhat1039 experience
I mean, if you didn't shiver when you were cold you probably would die
It's right, too.
How this didn't make the final edit for the special I'll never know. Its pure Top Gear gold.
What special was it
@@apocali3 probably the india special...
@@trueredlucky954 lol
WHAT? This was cut?!
Would've been the best part of the special.
"I contemplated ending it. Swiftly." 2:00
Jiang Yuyuan Fan fucking EW
@@TheGeographyWatch wtf?
Now that was some professional whinging.
Maybe learn how to speel
Lol
@@YourLocalCafe Maybe pick up a dictionary.
Lol
@@YourLocalCafe lolll i see what you did there 🤣🤣
"It's just disgusting and medieval... where's my Rolls Royce?" I died. XD
jeremy, im very cold hahahaha
“It’s just... disgusting and medieval... where is my Rolls Royce”
"The camp site is littered with excrements and rope so you trip over the rope, you're face first into excrement"
This is called gold my friends
In*
And then he said "well at least it'll warm you up" xD
Bullshit
Just bring the whole cow into the tent.
made me laugh as well
somebody has come into my tent and performed some strange bondag act on me
aahaahah
hahahhh true sensational James May comment there, just brilliant 😎 😀👌👌👌
When he said “Jeremy I’m very cold.” I died but at the same time felt bad for them. Poor guys go through hell for our entertainment.
They get paid very well for it
@@osamafarooq1669 money does not produce heat.
@@iPro3million pablo escobar would disagree.
Would you get paid millions to spend a freezing night in a tent?
@@tomekstec981 some people live that way..
That noise Jeremy makes at 2:54 XD
hahaha what the hell did he try to say there
Hahahahaha
'Ahh yees'
channeling some Ozzie
Lol
The Grand Tour needs more moments like this. An extra half an hour of comical whinging an episode is all I ask.
I wish I genuinely had the entire uncut days long footage from all the specials ever made on TG and TGT.
@@justinhamilton8647 i would happly buy/subscribe to that. Days long uncut footage
@@justinhamilton8647 best.job.ever
I like that when Jeremy starts talking about killing Hammond, you can see James contemplating it for a moment.
He was thinking whether he should stop Jeremy or participate in it
"It was -299 in my tent last night" xD
LMAO
"Look at it! It just disgusting and medieval!"
“Where’s my Rolls-Royce?”
I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."
The line "Jeremy, I am very cold" it's pure despair. It sounds like the start of a goodbye conversation
"Somebody's came to my tent in the middle of the night and performed some strange bondage act on me" 😂😂😂😂
"Campsite of wailing and self immolation"
This is maybe the most British tirade in the history of television
Nah man jeremy's airport rant
@Orion V holy shit why the hostility??? I'm sorry for not having memorized when that clip was uploaded.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I wasn't rude or anything with my reply. I simply suggested a different option for "most British tirade" and your response is to be a massive fucking douchebag.
Holy shit. Get help.
@@ronpaulssecretary "What the hell happened here" etc
@@thehammurabichode7994 i suggested Jeremy's airport rant was the most British tirade and some guy very very very rudely told me that happened after OP's comment.
St Jeremy ranting about the Spanish is epic, likewise the numerous rants about the French.
I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.
Some say he's still looking for his Rolls-Royce
The best example of British moaning that I have ever seen
"I nearly went to spoOo0o0Oo0ooO0Oon wih James."
That was hysterical
I watched it twice
this is the most amazingly crafted speech in all of humanity. this is poetry.
😂😂😂😂
1:02 ''pillow filled with rock'' 1:04 *pillow makes a fluffy sound* Seems like a good pillow to me
multiestonian this comment made laugh a little 😂
Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt.
Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.
If the zipper to your sleeping bag is broken beyond repair you can jury rig another closure. Try poking small holes next to the zipper on both sides. Then take your boot laces thread them through the holes. Or course you will need to relace your boots in the morning but it will get your through the night.
Thank you!!! I’ll keep this in mind always
Sounds like James was having a proper panic attack and they are genuinely terrifying.
Don't know that scene but I was constantly expecting Hammond climbing out of his tent generally excited about this adventure.
I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo
Poor jeremy sonds like he's about to cry lol.
"The campsite of wailing." lmfao
This is really funny! Although poor James talking about his moment of panic. They looked like two wounded animals! :D
I like how the idea of putting the blanked INSIDE the sleeping bag never even went close to their brain.
A bit late but James did said the amount of efforts he did just to stay warm and even that is useless so I doubt doing so will make any difference
theres at least one discussion like that on every winter exercise with the army
They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.
Jeremy and James ranting about cold to death
James: talks about science
Jeremy:talks about murder
"Jeremy, I'm very cold" 4:18
- James May
This is one of the greatest moments of television history 😂 I’ve never seen so much complaining be so funny and never getting old
I love how at the end James went "Where's my Roll Royce"... hahaha the icing on the cake!
WHINING.
The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.
"Jeremy, I'm very cold."
"Where's my Rolls Royce" hahahahahahah
Loving these extra clips. Awesome. Thanks for uploading.
Chemistry you cant manufacture that....
He's so monotonous as well
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
Watched again and was still laughing out loud.
My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck
For those who think India is just hot ....
Ajay Kumar surely you could sweat near the tallest mountain
Nice bout boys .. lols always welcome
@superfuresh yes,it’s true in some of the northern states,but the south and Kashmir and other parts are much cleaner.
“Look at it! Its just disgusting and medieval. Where’s my Rolls-Royce?” One of my favourite quotes, and i have many from that trio 🤣
English on holiday love to moan.
I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't.
We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.
True! Very, very true. XD
#VeryBritishProblems
JesusHippie Yes. Because being cold is a #BritishProblem ._.
@@DoctorYoda2 Bitching about it when you cannot afford a better tent, sleeping bag etc.
Better pack your own if it bothers you ffs XD
@@an1ketsharma Obviously they can afford better tents, moron. Theyre all rich. They were given useless local (indian) camping gear. So they have the right to complain.
@@DoctorYoda2 bitching about it like a pussy is lmao
@@abeedhal6519 LMAO
This is the standard morning conversation on an English campsite in 'mid summer'
So true! 😂
3:45 Jeremy went into May's tent lol.
Hope falls slightly, Discontent rises
James is on top form here
People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40
Jeremy sounds like hes on the verge of tears
North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful
Yes, and the reason is simple: humidity. In most places, when it's cold, it is quite dry. But because of the Himalayas acting as a barrier, this causes a massive rise in humidity at low temperatures. Damp at 5 degrees C is much worse than dry at -10 C.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 thanks for the insight
also our houses aren't made to keep the heat in, they do become very cold during peak winters.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700Himalayas are not damp where these guys were it's obviously in Himachal or similar altitude and below -10 if it's rohtang or badrinath or some place like that then it's most likely -20 in night even in summer or -40 in winters
@@flaminmongrel6955 Not talking about the Himalayas, just the plains. I'm well aware.
"My leg was sticking out into absolute zero" 🤣. What a statement with a double meaning!!.
My goodness... I laughed so heard during the entire time that I couldn't eat my food. When he said about burning the tent I nearly spit my food.
It's perfectly phrased.
I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays.
Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer.
While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.
Minnesota, we have 2 seasons... november-march is cold and april-october is road construction season
In England we have four seasons......and thats just in one day. lol
India is unbearably hot and dry in the Summer, and near freezing cold in the winter. And raining everywhere in between. March and October are pleasant, around 16C. The coast is always warm, but humid as hell. Exceptions are - cities on the southern plateau (pleasant year-round, between 10-30C and dry), and the Himalayan belt (quite a large area) and several mountain ranges in the South (Freezing year-round).
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Sounds about right. I imagine being much closer to the equator, the shift is more sudden in India. Canada (even where I live, close to the US border) easily goes from 40C in July to -40C in January. we get Caribbean hurricanes, and Arctic blizzards. :P
I will say, we don't have a rainy season.
Meanwhile on the West coast of Australia (Perth) our summers are so long and dry that i absolutely cannot waitfor winter.... its rare that it gets really REALLY cold but we need all the rain we can get our dams are never ever full .. im praying this winter is a wet one .....⚡🌈💧☁☔
The other people on the site probably were miserably cold. You just didn't hear them because they're probably not English.
I sleep like that everynight
One thin blanket and a rock ass pillow
Welcome to india
So true about those tight sleeping bags. I HATE them. I can't sleep in a tight sleeping bag where you feel like you're a cabbage roll.
The most British thing ever is James may saying “look at it, it’s disgusting it’s medieval. Where’s my rolls Royce?”
British people will complain about any type of weather. Too cold. Too hot. Too rainy. Too dry. Too sunny.
Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.
"why are the sleeping bags shiny?"
I could listen to these guys argue over what kind of paper is better for writing on with pencil and still be fascinated.
I'll second that
how i feel about pretty much any camping trip.
2:08 A BWEATH moment of warmth 😂
this is one of the absolute best moments on topgear ever
Love more of this,since we get so little of the trio these days...
This is the funniest clip from top gear ive ever seen XD
This 4 minute clip is better than new top gear by miles. - I want The Grand Tour now.
Watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh.
Pure gold!
Closing words: "Where is my Rolls Royce?" 😂
Nothing like watching couple of tough men traveling the world
“Where’s my Rolls Royce ?”
This is incredible
mummy bags are that shape for warm conservation, ideally if the zip was working (which it wasn't LOL) you can pull little strings at points up your body which creates compartments around you... this does wonders for extra warmth.
Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^
Jeremy malfunctioning at 2:54
James looks extremely alike that dove lady in home alone here.
Or is it her in disguise...
02:00 "And I contemplated...... ending it" hahahahaha
One of the funniest rants ever.
The more time I spend in Minnesota the more I relate to this clip.
So basically Indian 5 Star Hotel Standards.
being in cold without proper gear really is utter hell
Time to pull out the Yorkshire sketch…
Pillow with rocks?
Back in my day you were lucky to have a pillow with rocks.
Rusty sharp nails is what i had as a boy.
To answer the camping/survival questions: The sleeping bag surfaces are like that to assist with insulation, and modern ones wrap around you tightly to trap body heat. The big sleeping bags took longer to heat up due to the much larger air pocket and would lose heat more easily when opened or not sealed tightly. All of that being said, I wouldn't sleep in an area like that if you paid me, even with all the proper gear and a fire going (good luck getting a fire going if the air is truly that thin).
"it just disgusting and medieval, where is my Rolls Royce?"
Here is a reminder - Most Homeless people actually live rougher lives subjected to the elements and even they want to be indoors.
This is my favourite video.
loving it